2018-01-26

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WheezyWaiter

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LYRICS

If You Can Hear This Song That Means That You're Not Dead

You can breath and play mahjong or whatever's on your schedj

Offer for a limited time, act now before the end

Callers standing by wondering why you lay in bed

If you can't hear this song that means that you're deceased.

(Or maybe that you're having audio problems. Or several other possibilities.)

But since you're listening right now your chances are increased

You could be someone great! Go down in history!

The only thing that I can sing is that our time is brief.

La la la la la la la la la

When I was young

I had a taste for fun

And it was fun

But now my time is done. I'm dead.

Nevermind. I turned into a ghost and I can still hear stuff.