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Hymn for Goldilocks

2018-03-30

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The line in the middle was of course stolen from Kurt Vonnegut. More of his brilliant quotes here: https://www.goodreads.com/author/quotes/2778055.Kurt_Vonnegut

Books what I wrote, yo ► https://tinyurl.com/ycnl5bo3

Discord server ► https://discord.gg/76ybBSR (just in case that doesn’t work: discord.gg/exurb1a)

I also make horrendous music ► https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1

Help me to do this full-time, if you're deranged enough ► https://www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h

Did you like the music? Classical tunes were getting a bit repetitive so I thought I'd write some new stuff. You can download it in its full, awful glory here: https://soundcloud.com/exurbia-1/the-tesseract

If we happen to be living in a multiverse alongside billions of other nasty and short-lived universes, I think that makes our life-friendly universe rather special indeed.

If not, well, please keep in mind that cheesecake exists and everything is fine.