2014-01-09
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I am corn. (My corny attempt at Adore You by Miley Cyrus. Sorry about all the cornography.)
Thanks to Rob Scallon for all the amaize-ing help with da video and da musics
http://youtube.com/robs70986987
And thanks to Ryan Wolff, expert bedsheet wrangler.
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LYRICS for Miley Cyrus - "Adore You" PARODY
fahaaarm
heeeeey
awoho hoes
mmmbaby
baby corn
are you listenin' "i'm all ear"
wondering if you've been
fertiliiiiized
I survived thanksgiving
ooooh kernels
graaaaain
It's harvesting
aaaaahuhhaaa
When you say you love wheat
Don't lie you love corn
When you fancy cornbeef
Sometimes you just need corn
Boy I am Coorrrrn
oh oh oh oh oh
I am cooorrrn
oh oh oh oh oh
Baby corn
yellow ear seeds
When I'm sprouting out
Fooooor You
I'm teared
So teared
but when you shuck me
I feel like I'm with an ecology
of plaaaaaaaants armed with wet fronds
maize
hoooooe
When you say you love wheat
Don't lie you love corn
When you fancy cornbeef
Sometimes you just need corn
Boy I am Coorrrrn
oh oh oh oh oh
I am cooorrrn
oh oh oh oh oh
Corn syrup is a high dextrose food
And dried corn can make hominy
Sometimes I'm candaaaaay
Biofuels and other technology
Old McDonald knew what he was doin
when he made me your fooood ee I ee I oh
When you say you love wheat
Don't lie you love corn
Do you like soybeans?
Fuck that, you like corn
Boy I am Coorrrrn
oh oh oh oh oh
I am cooorrrn
oh oh oh oh oh
Miley Cyrus - "Adore You" PARODY