Take a long walk now and then
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Don't drink caffeine before bed
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Dwell on it anyway...
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Travel
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Acquire new talents
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Exercise
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Buy clothes that fit
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Always check your system has the specs to run the game
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Always check the milk is in date
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Always check the lid hasn't fallen down
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Accept there will be whole weeks when you understand nothing and everything hurts
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Accept sometimes stupid people get lucky
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Accept that girl in class likely isn't going to strike up a conversation first...
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George Lucas does deserve respect, regardless of the prequels
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It's okay if you can't use chopsticks
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Spend more time with your parents
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Argue about politics, if you must...
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Follow cutting edge physics
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Expensive whisky is almost always worth the money
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Expensive running shoes are almost never worth the money
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Online personalities are often people who couldn't get into the field they wanted to
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Attempt to tolerate meta-humour
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Avoid the new season of Twin Peaks if you wish to conserve your sanity
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There is probably no abeolute truth that you will grasp in your lifetime
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Do not be intimidated by people who use long words
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Before tidying up, make the bed
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Do not purchase cheap Sellota pe
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Embrace your own eccentricity
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Learn at least 4 constellations
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Keep a journal, if you have time
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Vote for Christ's sake
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Attempt to locate your passions
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Prepare for crippling failure
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If something terrible befalls you...
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Stay away from synthetic weed
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Grow some kind of novelty facial hair...
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Spend good money on mattresses
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Ignore all of the previous instructions
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