1 00:00:33,946 --> 00:00:36,245 Hi. Ed Ramsey from Delos. 2 00:00:36,449 --> 00:00:40,078 If there's anyone who doesn't know what Delos is, well, as we've always said... 3 00:00:40,154 --> 00:00:42,883 ...Delos is the vacation of the future, today. 4 00:00:43,190 --> 00:00:46,783 At Delos you get your choice of the vacation you want. 5 00:00:47,226 --> 00:00:50,856 There's Medieval World, Roman World and, of course, Westworld. 6 00:00:50,931 --> 00:00:52,956 Let's talk to some people who've been there. 7 00:00:53,032 --> 00:00:54,431 Pardon me, sir. What is your name? 8 00:00:54,500 --> 00:00:56,991 Gardner Lewis. Just got back from Westworld. 9 00:00:57,170 --> 00:00:58,604 Tell us how you liked it, Mr. Lewis. 10 00:00:58,673 --> 00:01:01,233 When you played cowboys and Indians as a kid, you'd point... 11 00:01:01,307 --> 00:01:03,868 ...go "bang, bang" and the other kid would lie down and play dead. 12 00:01:03,944 --> 00:01:07,345 Well, Westworld is the same thing, only... only it's for real! 13 00:01:08,349 --> 00:01:12,445 I shot six people! Well, they weren't real people! 14 00:01:12,686 --> 00:01:15,280 What Mr. Lewis means is he shot six robots... 15 00:01:15,489 --> 00:01:19,688 ...scientifically programmed to look, act, talk and even bleed just like humans do. 16 00:01:19,762 --> 00:01:20,692 Isn't that right? 17 00:01:20,762 --> 00:01:24,061 Well, they may have been robots. I mean, I think they were robots. 18 00:01:24,365 --> 00:01:26,993 I mean, I know they were robots! 19 00:01:27,202 --> 00:01:29,796 Yes, the robots of Westworld are there to serve you... 20 00:01:29,871 --> 00:01:33,773 ...and to give you the most unique vacation experience of your life. 21 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:34,900 Thank you, sir. 22 00:01:35,678 --> 00:01:37,269 And you, madam? 23 00:01:37,445 --> 00:01:38,469 Hello. 24 00:01:38,580 --> 00:01:39,774 What is your name? 25 00:01:39,848 --> 00:01:43,113 My name is Janet Lane, and I was in Roman World. 26 00:01:43,284 --> 00:01:46,345 What is the one thing that stands out in your mind about Roman World? 27 00:01:46,422 --> 00:01:48,890 Oh, well, I think it would be... 28 00:01:50,059 --> 00:01:51,390 ...the men! 29 00:01:51,693 --> 00:01:53,821 I just feel marvelous! I mean... 30 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:57,128 ...it's just a warm, glowing place to be! 31 00:01:57,501 --> 00:01:58,866 Thank you very much. 32 00:01:58,935 --> 00:02:01,663 Oh, thank you very much! 33 00:02:02,238 --> 00:02:03,206 Goodbye. 34 00:02:03,271 --> 00:02:04,330 Goodbye. 35 00:02:05,741 --> 00:02:07,673 - And you, sir? - Yeah? 36 00:02:07,743 --> 00:02:09,268 What is your name, sir? 37 00:02:09,345 --> 00:02:12,008 Oh, I'm Ted Mann. I'm a stockbroker from St. Louis. 38 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:14,715 And, which world did you just come from, sir? 39 00:02:14,786 --> 00:02:16,685 Oh, you're not going to believe this! 40 00:02:16,753 --> 00:02:20,211 I've just been the sheriff of Westworld for the last two weeks! 41 00:02:20,324 --> 00:02:22,188 Did it seem real to you, sir? 42 00:02:22,259 --> 00:02:24,728 It's the realest thing I've ever done! I mean that! 43 00:02:24,796 --> 00:02:26,825 - Thank you very much. - Yeah. 44 00:02:28,131 --> 00:02:28,991 And you, sir? 45 00:02:29,062 --> 00:02:31,296 My name's Arthur Caine. I've been in the castle. 46 00:02:31,368 --> 00:02:34,667 I've had a couple of sword fights and three jousts. 47 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:36,465 And I... 48 00:02:37,440 --> 00:02:39,534 I married a beautiful princess. 49 00:02:39,777 --> 00:02:42,575 Is that something you've always dreamed of doing, sir? 50 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:44,011 All my life! 51 00:02:46,484 --> 00:02:49,510 There were some of the comments of people who've just returned from Delos. 52 00:02:49,588 --> 00:02:50,781 Why don't you arrange... 53 00:02:50,855 --> 00:02:55,189 ...to take our Hovercraft to Medieval World, Roman World and Westworld? 54 00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:57,357 Was it worth $1,000 a day? 55 00:02:57,461 --> 00:02:59,589 Yes! 56 00:03:00,064 --> 00:03:04,559 Contact us today, or see your travel agent. Boy, have we got a vacation for you! 57 00:03:08,975 --> 00:03:13,035 505. 345. 675. Delta 9. 58 00:03:13,346 --> 00:03:17,008 505. 345. 675. Delta 9. 59 00:03:32,532 --> 00:03:35,365 This is Delos Control to Station 3. 60 00:03:35,435 --> 00:03:39,803 You are cleared on Vector 79, on 195... 61 00:03:41,006 --> 00:03:44,204 We anticipate scanning in about four and a half minutes. 62 00:04:00,695 --> 00:04:02,720 I'm not worried at all. I'm just... 63 00:04:03,732 --> 00:04:05,061 I'm just curious. 64 00:04:05,999 --> 00:04:07,900 How much do they weigh? 65 00:04:08,269 --> 00:04:09,759 Three or four pounds. 66 00:04:10,004 --> 00:04:11,301 That heavy. 67 00:04:13,874 --> 00:04:15,603 Do they have much of a kick? 68 00:04:16,877 --> 00:04:18,208 A Colt.45? 69 00:04:19,246 --> 00:04:21,374 Well, I never fired one before. 70 00:04:26,855 --> 00:04:29,914 What about that thing where you go like this over the gun? 71 00:04:30,190 --> 00:04:31,556 - Fanning? - Yeah. 72 00:04:32,159 --> 00:04:34,253 - What about it? - Is that hard to do? 73 00:04:39,368 --> 00:04:40,198 Now... 74 00:04:40,269 --> 00:04:44,068 The gunbelt, does it have those strings to tie around your leg? 75 00:04:44,140 --> 00:04:45,402 If that's the kind you want. 76 00:04:45,474 --> 00:04:49,467 That's the kind I want. I think it's probably better for quick draws, you know. 77 00:04:52,081 --> 00:04:53,275 It all depends. 78 00:04:54,082 --> 00:04:56,779 What kind of gunbelt did you have the last time? 79 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,888 I had the one without the strings. 80 00:05:01,991 --> 00:05:03,582 And you could draw fast? 81 00:05:06,529 --> 00:05:08,793 Then maybe it doesn't matter after all. 82 00:05:12,869 --> 00:05:15,099 The guns they give you are real guns? 83 00:05:16,441 --> 00:05:17,532 Real guns. 84 00:05:18,741 --> 00:05:19,799 That's incredible. 85 00:05:20,443 --> 00:05:23,105 Give us a shift to 197... 86 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:26,012 ...and take it down to Port 43. 87 00:05:26,616 --> 00:05:29,016 Negative acceleration at 22. 88 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:32,845 So long as you maintain passenger comfort. 89 00:05:33,323 --> 00:05:36,724 Sigma-sigma was transferred according to the log at 041. 90 00:05:39,163 --> 00:05:41,996 The orientation on the resort will now begin. 91 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,157 Please put on your earphones. 92 00:05:46,770 --> 00:05:48,204 Don't you want to listen? 93 00:05:48,338 --> 00:05:50,034 I heard it the last time. 94 00:05:50,340 --> 00:05:54,745 ...consists of three separate resort areas, each with its own special appeal. 95 00:05:54,946 --> 00:05:56,503 Whichever resort you have chosen... 96 00:05:56,581 --> 00:05:59,982 ...we are sure you will have a fascinating and rewarding stay here. 97 00:06:00,352 --> 00:06:04,846 Western World is a complete re-creation of the American frontier of 1880. 98 00:06:04,957 --> 00:06:09,416 Here it is possible to relive the excitement and stresses of pioneer life to the fullest. 99 00:06:09,493 --> 00:06:14,091 Western World is a life of lawless violence, a society of guns and action. 100 00:06:15,099 --> 00:06:19,400 This is Medieval World, where we have reconstructed 13th-century Europe. 101 00:06:19,705 --> 00:06:23,300 A world of chivalry and combat, romance and excitement. 102 00:06:23,742 --> 00:06:27,143 Our teams of engineers have spared no expense in this re-creation... 103 00:06:27,213 --> 00:06:29,545 ...precise to the smallest detail. 104 00:06:29,783 --> 00:06:31,273 Then we have Roman World: 105 00:06:31,518 --> 00:06:35,648 A lusty treat for the senses in the setting of delightful, decadent Pompeii. 106 00:06:35,888 --> 00:06:40,188 Here the traveler experiences the sensual, relaxed morality that existed at the peak... 107 00:06:40,260 --> 00:06:42,194 ...of the Imperial Roman Empire. 108 00:06:42,328 --> 00:06:44,888 All together, these resorts comprise Delos... 109 00:06:44,998 --> 00:06:47,865 ...the most exciting vacation spot in the history of man. 110 00:06:48,134 --> 00:06:50,864 This is Delos Control to Station 3. 111 00:06:50,937 --> 00:06:53,600 Your negative deceleration should be 25... 112 00:06:53,674 --> 00:06:57,267 ...and your ground speed should be 355 and dropping. 113 00:06:57,777 --> 00:07:00,769 The whole spectrum of technology has been employed in Delos... 114 00:07:00,914 --> 00:07:02,246 ...for the vacationer's pleasure. 115 00:07:02,315 --> 00:07:05,342 Expensive and unusual, Delos is not for everyone. 116 00:07:05,418 --> 00:07:09,684 But for those who choose it, it is truly a unique and rewarding experience. 117 00:07:20,836 --> 00:07:23,303 We have you on Grid 5. 118 00:07:23,604 --> 00:07:24,935 Notify ground crews. 119 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:33,814 Stand by. Locking in now. 120 00:07:37,652 --> 00:07:40,416 Shut down 2, shut down 3. 121 00:07:41,390 --> 00:07:43,824 Shut down 2, shut down 3. 122 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:46,655 Nice job, everybody. 123 00:08:10,254 --> 00:08:11,719 Welcome to Delos. 124 00:08:13,388 --> 00:08:15,448 Please go to your color-coded tram... 125 00:08:15,525 --> 00:08:18,495 ...which will take you to the world of your choice. 126 00:08:18,794 --> 00:08:21,093 Give your name to the attendant. 127 00:08:23,133 --> 00:08:24,622 Welcome to Delos. 128 00:08:25,235 --> 00:08:27,294 Please go to your color-coded tram... 129 00:08:27,404 --> 00:08:29,769 ...which will take you to the world of your choice. 130 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,001 May I have your name, please? 131 00:08:31,074 --> 00:08:31,972 John Blane. 132 00:08:32,042 --> 00:08:33,441 - Peter Martin. - Thank you. 133 00:08:34,445 --> 00:08:37,242 Please go to your color-coded tram which will take you... 134 00:08:37,347 --> 00:08:39,212 ...to the world of your choice. 135 00:08:41,785 --> 00:08:43,980 We are sure you will enjoy your stay in Western World. 136 00:08:44,054 --> 00:08:45,248 Was she a...? 137 00:08:45,423 --> 00:08:46,684 Probably. 138 00:08:47,391 --> 00:08:48,518 That's amazing! 139 00:08:50,261 --> 00:08:53,889 Supposedly, you really can't tell... except by looking at the hands. 140 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:57,859 They haven't perfected the hands yet. 141 00:08:57,936 --> 00:08:59,460 Nothing can go wrong. 142 00:08:59,637 --> 00:09:02,104 You will enjoy your stay in Roman World. 143 00:09:02,340 --> 00:09:06,208 While you are there, please feel free to indulge your every whim. 144 00:09:06,844 --> 00:09:09,745 Medieval World exists for you, the guest. 145 00:09:10,381 --> 00:09:11,939 Nothing can go wrong. 146 00:10:10,645 --> 00:10:14,809 I have a quick fade on the CRT and my balance controls don't seem to help me. 147 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,738 I'm keeping this in real time. 148 00:10:16,817 --> 00:10:19,809 Switch me over to an on-line status and I'll do it manually. 149 00:10:20,288 --> 00:10:23,450 You've got a three-millisecond cycle delay which should be computed in. 150 00:10:23,524 --> 00:10:26,049 I don't know what to do if the stagecoach is late. 151 00:11:04,867 --> 00:11:06,993 Oh! It's fantastic! 152 00:11:28,660 --> 00:11:30,388 I reckon that's everything. 153 00:11:31,027 --> 00:11:32,586 Bath's down the hall. 154 00:11:33,129 --> 00:11:35,621 Bath'll cost you two bits for hot water. 155 00:11:36,666 --> 00:11:39,034 Dinner at 7:00, breakfast at 6:30. 156 00:11:39,336 --> 00:11:41,031 Get lunch on your own. 157 00:11:41,106 --> 00:11:42,801 Couple of places in town to eat. 158 00:11:43,941 --> 00:11:46,432 Don't look like much here, but we have everything. 159 00:11:46,711 --> 00:11:47,870 Just a minute. 160 00:11:59,623 --> 00:12:01,353 You mean to tell me he's a robot? 161 00:12:01,426 --> 00:12:03,291 That's what I mean to tell you. 162 00:12:08,366 --> 00:12:10,630 We're paying $1,000 a day for this? 163 00:12:11,169 --> 00:12:12,363 It's authentic. 164 00:12:13,238 --> 00:12:15,002 The West of the 1880s. 165 00:12:17,041 --> 00:12:20,204 Well, at least they could've made it a little more comfortable. 166 00:12:21,079 --> 00:12:22,445 But that's the point. 167 00:12:23,114 --> 00:12:24,809 This is really the way it was. 168 00:12:26,418 --> 00:12:29,320 If you wanted comfort, you should have stayed in Chicago. 169 00:12:30,055 --> 00:12:31,920 Julie would have loved all this! 170 00:12:32,158 --> 00:12:35,754 Poking around for hours in all those funny shops, looking for silly... 171 00:12:35,829 --> 00:12:37,227 What the hell is wrong with you? 172 00:12:37,296 --> 00:12:38,763 You're a lawyer! 173 00:12:38,932 --> 00:12:41,958 You know better than anybody else what a ride she took you for. 174 00:12:42,035 --> 00:12:43,399 Well, the kids... 175 00:12:44,103 --> 00:12:45,264 Fine, the kids! 176 00:12:45,604 --> 00:12:48,073 But you're here, six months later, still thinking about her. 177 00:12:48,140 --> 00:12:50,608 No, not really. She just came to mind, is all. 178 00:12:58,718 --> 00:13:00,310 There's a lot to do here. 179 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,112 - What'll it be? - Whiskey. 180 00:14:06,955 --> 00:14:08,287 What about you? 181 00:14:08,391 --> 00:14:11,758 Vodka martini on the rocks with a twist of lemon. Very dry, please. 182 00:14:12,263 --> 00:14:14,924 Just give him whiskey. He's new in town. 183 00:14:20,270 --> 00:14:22,237 You've got to get into the feel of the thing. 184 00:14:22,304 --> 00:14:23,498 I feel silly. 185 00:14:23,973 --> 00:14:25,099 Why? 186 00:14:26,476 --> 00:14:27,875 It's like a joke. 187 00:14:28,878 --> 00:14:33,406 It's not a joke, it's an amusement park. It's the best amusement park in the world. 188 00:14:34,118 --> 00:14:35,982 All you have to do is have fun. 189 00:14:38,187 --> 00:14:40,747 There's some pretty rough-looking customers here. 190 00:14:40,926 --> 00:14:42,222 How many of them are...? 191 00:14:42,294 --> 00:14:43,555 Guests like us? 192 00:14:43,862 --> 00:14:44,850 Who knows? 193 00:14:44,929 --> 00:14:47,523 That's the beauty of this place. It doesn't matter. 194 00:14:48,365 --> 00:14:51,027 It may look rough, but it's still just a resort. 195 00:15:07,118 --> 00:15:10,316 There's no way to get hurt here. Just enjoy yourself. 196 00:15:20,798 --> 00:15:22,164 What is this stuff? 197 00:15:24,036 --> 00:15:25,230 It doesn't say. 198 00:15:25,871 --> 00:15:28,135 God! Give me this! 199 00:15:28,341 --> 00:15:29,933 Puts hair on your chest. 200 00:15:30,476 --> 00:15:31,534 Yeah. 201 00:15:54,935 --> 00:15:56,458 Sloppy with your drink. 202 00:16:07,548 --> 00:16:09,037 Get this boy a bib. 203 00:16:13,252 --> 00:16:14,311 Go on! 204 00:16:22,130 --> 00:16:23,461 He needs his momma. 205 00:16:25,699 --> 00:16:27,098 Kill him. 206 00:16:34,942 --> 00:16:36,307 You talk too much. 207 00:16:42,818 --> 00:16:44,376 You say something, boy? 208 00:16:50,025 --> 00:16:52,014 I said, you talk too much. 209 00:17:00,568 --> 00:17:02,264 Why don't you make me shut up? 210 00:17:26,829 --> 00:17:27,922 Your move. 211 00:18:17,681 --> 00:18:19,013 Pretty realistic, huh? 212 00:18:19,451 --> 00:18:21,612 Listen, are you sure he was a...? 213 00:18:22,187 --> 00:18:25,157 Of course. You don't really think you shot anybody, do you? 214 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:29,527 Wow! 215 00:18:32,164 --> 00:18:33,358 Hey, John... 216 00:18:33,765 --> 00:18:36,929 How do I know I'm not going to kill another guest with this thing? 217 00:18:40,306 --> 00:18:41,364 Try it. 218 00:18:44,644 --> 00:18:45,804 Shoot me. 219 00:18:48,482 --> 00:18:49,676 Go on, shoot. 220 00:18:56,455 --> 00:18:57,445 Shoot! 221 00:19:00,961 --> 00:19:02,894 The gun has a sensing device. 222 00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:06,223 It won't fire at anything with a high body temperature. 223 00:19:06,666 --> 00:19:08,566 Only something cold, like a machine. 224 00:19:10,971 --> 00:19:12,563 They thought of everything. 225 00:19:15,810 --> 00:19:18,677 The Black Knight won't be repaired till tomorrow afternoon. 226 00:19:23,183 --> 00:19:26,584 Yeah, I have the banquet scheduled for 5:30, if that conforms. 227 00:20:14,803 --> 00:20:17,829 What do folks do for companionly entertainment in this town? 228 00:20:18,375 --> 00:20:21,674 I wouldn't know about such things. I'm just runnin' this hotel. 229 00:20:21,878 --> 00:20:25,005 Miss Carrie has a real nice saloon down at the end of the street. 230 00:20:25,115 --> 00:20:27,583 Now, I won't have talk of that woman in this house. 231 00:20:27,717 --> 00:20:29,242 Not over my dinner. 232 00:20:30,185 --> 00:20:31,814 The food's real good, ma'am. 233 00:20:32,088 --> 00:20:35,285 Thank you, stranger. You're a gentleman of some breedin'. 234 00:20:35,825 --> 00:20:37,587 Isn't she terrific? 235 00:20:39,396 --> 00:20:40,488 Who's Miss Carrie? 236 00:21:29,147 --> 00:21:30,739 You fellas new in town? 237 00:21:32,484 --> 00:21:33,473 Yep. 238 00:21:34,319 --> 00:21:35,309 Whiskey. 239 00:21:36,089 --> 00:21:37,454 Just passin' through? 240 00:21:39,224 --> 00:21:40,249 Maybe. 241 00:21:40,826 --> 00:21:42,226 Lookin' for some fun? 242 00:21:45,097 --> 00:21:46,122 Maybe. 243 00:21:47,033 --> 00:21:50,229 Well, you've come to the right place. There's plenty of fun here. 244 00:21:51,604 --> 00:21:53,834 That's Cindy and Arlette. 245 00:21:55,242 --> 00:21:56,708 Arlette's from Paris. 246 00:21:58,444 --> 00:22:00,969 Perhaps you gentlemen are taking a likin' to 'em. 247 00:22:01,414 --> 00:22:02,404 Perhaps. 248 00:22:02,549 --> 00:22:04,244 They're real accommodatin'. 249 00:22:07,354 --> 00:22:08,878 - They look it. - Listen... 250 00:22:08,956 --> 00:22:12,391 Why don't you just go on upstairs and we'll reckon accounts later? 251 00:22:13,393 --> 00:22:16,157 - Sounds good to me. - Are those two girls machines? 252 00:22:18,432 --> 00:22:20,525 Now, how can you say a thing like that? 253 00:22:22,102 --> 00:22:23,127 Come on. 254 00:22:36,218 --> 00:22:37,342 What's goin' on? 255 00:22:39,521 --> 00:22:41,010 They're robbin' the bank. 256 00:22:41,289 --> 00:22:42,586 Robbin' the bank? 257 00:22:42,824 --> 00:22:44,883 Hey, maybe we oughta go help out. 258 00:22:45,960 --> 00:22:48,393 You don't know. It might be fun to play bank robbers. 259 00:22:48,463 --> 00:22:51,092 Look, Pete, this is better. 260 00:23:36,579 --> 00:23:37,707 There... 261 00:23:39,282 --> 00:23:42,547 There is something I have to tell you. I don't know if it matters... 262 00:23:43,854 --> 00:23:45,379 ...but it matters to me. 263 00:23:53,163 --> 00:23:55,324 I haven't ever had a... 264 00:23:59,369 --> 00:24:02,704 Well, I hardly know you, if you know what I mean. I mean... 265 00:24:03,508 --> 00:24:05,703 We just met a few minutes ago. 266 00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:10,405 You're probably very nice. 267 00:24:31,270 --> 00:24:32,464 I feel funny. 268 00:24:36,842 --> 00:24:37,832 Why? 269 00:25:31,765 --> 00:25:33,561 I think you're very nice. 270 00:25:43,544 --> 00:25:46,241 How was it? Wasn't it terrific? 271 00:25:46,915 --> 00:25:49,179 Boy, machines are the servant of man! 272 00:25:49,784 --> 00:25:51,115 Wasn't that great? 273 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:52,881 Not bad. 274 00:25:53,256 --> 00:25:56,155 Not bad. Now you're the big lover! 275 00:25:58,592 --> 00:26:00,287 Well, you know how it is. 276 00:26:00,695 --> 00:26:02,492 Some guys have a way with women. 277 00:26:04,599 --> 00:26:05,896 Shooting stopped. 278 00:26:08,069 --> 00:26:09,934 I guess we missed the robbery. 279 00:26:12,041 --> 00:26:13,509 You can't have everything. 280 00:26:17,213 --> 00:26:18,407 John... 281 00:26:19,681 --> 00:26:21,512 ...this place is really fun! 282 00:30:04,249 --> 00:30:06,113 I think it's the jugular unit. 283 00:30:13,225 --> 00:30:16,057 - What do you think? - Should we try and rewire her? 284 00:30:16,127 --> 00:30:19,028 No, I'd replace the whole unit rather than try and repair it. 285 00:30:19,098 --> 00:30:20,087 With a 10? 286 00:30:20,432 --> 00:30:23,731 Use an XX-50 if we have any in stock. The double X's have a longer lifespan. 287 00:30:23,801 --> 00:30:25,565 A 50 may not fit in here. 288 00:30:26,337 --> 00:30:29,738 Maybe you can shift the integrator unit further up into the cavity. 289 00:30:30,375 --> 00:30:31,467 I'll try it. 290 00:30:37,283 --> 00:30:38,716 Balance servo again? 291 00:30:38,816 --> 00:30:41,308 Yeah, she fell over this afternoon. 292 00:30:42,022 --> 00:30:43,579 I think it's the sensor. 293 00:30:44,591 --> 00:30:46,353 If it's the central unit we'll open her up. 294 00:30:46,425 --> 00:30:48,689 You get a confirmation before you do that. 295 00:30:53,499 --> 00:30:54,727 What's he in for? 296 00:30:54,800 --> 00:30:56,131 Central malfunction. 297 00:30:57,336 --> 00:30:58,496 Another one? 298 00:31:15,422 --> 00:31:18,356 Since we opened the resort, we had a failure and breakdown rate... 299 00:31:18,425 --> 00:31:20,417 ...conforming to computer predictions. 300 00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:25,190 That is 0.3 malfunctions for each 24-hour activation period... 301 00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:26,527 ...concurrent or not. 302 00:31:26,801 --> 00:31:30,066 Now, this was an anticipated operations aspect of the resort... 303 00:31:30,171 --> 00:31:32,037 ...and we were fully able to handle it. 304 00:31:32,105 --> 00:31:36,008 The majority of the breakdowns were minor or peripheral... 305 00:31:36,477 --> 00:31:38,036 ...until about six weeks ago. 306 00:31:38,346 --> 00:31:41,440 Then Roman World had a rise in breakdown rate... 307 00:31:41,514 --> 00:31:43,107 ...which doubled in a week. 308 00:31:43,417 --> 00:31:45,612 In addition, we saw a disproportionate rise... 309 00:31:45,686 --> 00:31:48,519 ...in central as opposed to peripheral breakdowns. 310 00:31:49,023 --> 00:31:52,322 Now, we identified some problems with humidity control... 311 00:31:52,661 --> 00:31:54,595 ...and regained homeostasis. 312 00:31:54,895 --> 00:31:58,229 Despite our corrections, the breakdown rate continued to climb. 313 00:31:58,533 --> 00:32:00,728 Then Medieval World began to have trouble. 314 00:32:01,237 --> 00:32:03,762 Now we're seeing more Western World breakdowns. 315 00:32:04,173 --> 00:32:07,470 And there's a clear pattern here which suggests an analogy... 316 00:32:07,576 --> 00:32:11,603 ...to an infectious disease process spreading from one resort area to the next. 317 00:32:12,014 --> 00:32:15,415 Perhaps there are superficial similarities to disease. 318 00:32:15,585 --> 00:32:19,681 It's only a theoretical concept. There are many ways to order that data. 319 00:32:19,989 --> 00:32:22,788 I must confess, I find it difficult to believe in... 320 00:32:22,858 --> 00:32:24,724 ...a disease of machinery. 321 00:32:25,294 --> 00:32:27,319 We aren't dealing with ordinary machines here. 322 00:32:27,397 --> 00:32:30,388 These are highly complicated pieces of equipment... 323 00:32:30,799 --> 00:32:33,291 ...almost as complicated as living organisms. 324 00:32:33,770 --> 00:32:36,705 In some cases, they've been designed by other computers. 325 00:32:37,340 --> 00:32:39,399 We don't know exactly how they work. 326 00:32:49,085 --> 00:32:51,486 Okay, up gain 437... 327 00:32:51,589 --> 00:32:54,386 I'm not getting sound pickup from the tenth quadrant. 328 00:32:56,293 --> 00:32:58,318 Okay, my telemetry is good. 329 00:32:58,897 --> 00:33:01,330 Repeat, I have good telemetry. 330 00:33:02,499 --> 00:33:05,093 We have sunrise at 0.43. 331 00:33:05,703 --> 00:33:07,261 Ready on all quadrants. 332 00:33:07,404 --> 00:33:08,598 Energize grid. 333 00:33:09,507 --> 00:33:10,997 Grid energized. 334 00:33:13,546 --> 00:33:16,776 All right, then give me a 436, if you can patch that in. 335 00:33:16,848 --> 00:33:18,873 If not, 435. 336 00:33:19,284 --> 00:33:22,047 I have sound now. Thank you very much. 337 00:33:22,786 --> 00:33:25,778 Yes, I want scrambled eggs and bacon and cinnamon toast. 338 00:33:25,957 --> 00:33:28,619 Do you have cinnamon toast? You do? 339 00:33:28,759 --> 00:33:31,888 Okay, send it down to Central Control Room, Console 3. 340 00:33:32,030 --> 00:33:33,122 Wait a minute. 341 00:33:33,232 --> 00:33:35,393 What was that? No grounding on Unit 5? 342 00:33:36,034 --> 00:33:39,664 Try a bypass. I have readings on all units, 5 included. 343 00:33:40,306 --> 00:33:41,534 Hold on a minute. 344 00:33:42,108 --> 00:33:45,271 All right, let's stand by for resort activation. 345 00:33:51,950 --> 00:33:54,785 You ready on Phase 443? 346 00:33:57,491 --> 00:33:59,049 443. 347 00:34:00,726 --> 00:34:03,093 Okay, we're going to activate at 59... 348 00:34:05,966 --> 00:34:07,490 Lower gain Alpha 2... 349 00:34:11,737 --> 00:34:14,673 Ready on six, on five, on four... 350 00:34:14,740 --> 00:34:18,404 ...on three, on two. Activate now. 351 00:35:04,292 --> 00:35:07,387 "Oh, give me a home 352 00:35:08,063 --> 00:35:11,157 "Where the buffalo roam 353 00:35:11,834 --> 00:35:15,964 "And the deer and the antelope play 354 00:35:17,172 --> 00:35:19,732 "Where seldom is heard 355 00:35:19,976 --> 00:35:23,206 "A discouraging word 356 00:35:24,079 --> 00:35:28,949 "And the skies are not cloudy all day" 357 00:35:55,511 --> 00:35:56,672 What do you want? 358 00:35:57,448 --> 00:36:01,043 "Home, home on the range" 359 00:36:05,522 --> 00:36:06,784 Not one word. 360 00:36:07,759 --> 00:36:09,454 Do you mind if I finish shaving? 361 00:36:17,201 --> 00:36:18,691 Have you no sense of... 362 00:37:02,815 --> 00:37:04,146 Was he bothering you? 363 00:37:06,017 --> 00:37:07,781 He isn't gonna bother you again. 364 00:37:07,853 --> 00:37:09,514 I'm here to tell you that things have changed. 365 00:37:09,922 --> 00:37:11,355 There's law here now. 366 00:37:11,458 --> 00:37:13,949 You can't go around plugging whoever you please. 367 00:37:15,862 --> 00:37:17,726 But, Sheriff, it was self-defense. 368 00:37:18,032 --> 00:37:19,692 That's what they all say. 369 00:37:19,832 --> 00:37:22,597 He shot a man. He'll have to stand trial. 370 00:37:22,936 --> 00:37:24,404 Judge'll be here next week. 371 00:37:25,072 --> 00:37:27,836 If I were you, I wouldn't trouble over your friend here. 372 00:37:27,909 --> 00:37:29,637 Judge Benson likes to hang 'em. 373 00:37:30,310 --> 00:37:31,334 Hang 'em high. 374 00:37:31,445 --> 00:37:32,605 Look, Sheriff... 375 00:37:32,713 --> 00:37:33,702 Beat it. 376 00:37:36,117 --> 00:37:37,447 I said, beat it! 377 00:37:57,305 --> 00:37:59,205 I've never been in jail before. 378 00:38:01,142 --> 00:38:02,542 First time for everything. 379 00:38:06,448 --> 00:38:08,313 But I haven't done anything wrong. 380 00:38:09,218 --> 00:38:11,448 You shot a man. That's something. 381 00:38:12,888 --> 00:38:14,879 - Where are you from? - Chicago. 382 00:38:16,758 --> 00:38:19,159 Well, Chicago's a long way from here, fella. 383 00:38:20,895 --> 00:38:22,989 A thousand miles and more. 384 00:40:51,952 --> 00:40:52,977 Hold it! 385 00:41:21,150 --> 00:41:24,051 I guess that sort of makes us desperados. 386 00:41:24,253 --> 00:41:25,584 Yeah, I guess. 387 00:41:28,091 --> 00:41:30,582 Well, what do we do now? 388 00:41:30,893 --> 00:41:33,055 The way I figure it, anything we want. 389 00:41:33,762 --> 00:41:36,060 - There's no law in that town now. - I'll say. 390 00:41:36,900 --> 00:41:39,993 We go in there, and we do anything we want! 391 00:41:42,072 --> 00:41:43,369 You know what? 392 00:41:44,307 --> 00:41:45,297 What? 393 00:41:45,575 --> 00:41:47,543 I almost believe all this. 394 00:41:48,246 --> 00:41:49,837 Why shouldn't you believe it? 395 00:41:50,213 --> 00:41:51,875 It's as real as anything else. 396 00:41:52,550 --> 00:41:53,538 Yep. 397 00:41:53,751 --> 00:41:54,979 I reckon. 398 00:41:55,453 --> 00:41:57,011 What can you give me in Grid 7? 399 00:41:57,088 --> 00:41:59,488 We have that on SM-514. 400 00:42:00,223 --> 00:42:02,122 Transfer, now. 401 00:42:04,228 --> 00:42:05,353 Transferred. 402 00:42:05,863 --> 00:42:07,090 Reschedule. 403 00:42:07,164 --> 00:42:10,030 She wants to meet the king. We have to restructure for that. 404 00:42:10,101 --> 00:42:11,226 Can't disappoint a guest. 405 00:42:11,302 --> 00:42:15,238 Yeah, listen, this is the third day in a row that I've called you about my laundry. 406 00:42:15,306 --> 00:42:16,603 You've got all my shirts... 407 00:42:16,675 --> 00:42:19,269 We're rechecking the tapes on the mechanism now. 408 00:42:20,212 --> 00:42:22,544 We have programmed infidelity in the queen... 409 00:42:22,614 --> 00:42:25,207 ...as of two minutes ago. 410 00:42:25,750 --> 00:42:29,118 All right, coming up on the castle, zero... 411 00:42:30,055 --> 00:42:30,748 Now. 412 00:42:30,889 --> 00:42:33,857 It also conforms with your five-year history at this time of the year. 413 00:42:38,196 --> 00:42:39,390 Leave me now. 414 00:42:55,147 --> 00:42:56,273 My queen! 415 00:43:02,422 --> 00:43:05,550 If the king should hear of this, we would both be put to death! 416 00:43:06,192 --> 00:43:09,184 I would be more than happy to die for you, my lady. 417 00:43:09,696 --> 00:43:11,927 Let us pray it shall not be so. 418 00:43:13,499 --> 00:43:14,796 I have news. 419 00:43:15,801 --> 00:43:18,771 The Black Knight has returned, and seeks a match with you. 420 00:43:20,273 --> 00:43:21,501 The Black Knight...? 421 00:43:21,575 --> 00:43:22,734 None other. 422 00:43:23,677 --> 00:43:25,110 Is he pretty tough? 423 00:43:25,879 --> 00:43:28,973 He has the strength of ten, and cunning besides. 424 00:43:30,784 --> 00:43:31,773 But... 425 00:43:32,252 --> 00:43:34,311 ...his sight is weak in his left eye. 426 00:43:34,556 --> 00:43:37,184 Stay to his left and you will prevail and win the day. 427 00:43:37,691 --> 00:43:40,922 Confirmation of the reprogramming of that Black Knight... 428 00:43:41,028 --> 00:43:44,156 ...for left lateral weakness and instability for tomorrow. 429 00:43:44,597 --> 00:43:46,327 I shall see you on the morrow? 430 00:43:47,034 --> 00:43:48,058 My lady. 431 00:44:17,967 --> 00:44:21,130 Schedule for tomorrow a.m. It's his last day in the resort. 432 00:44:21,270 --> 00:44:22,795 Let's make it a lulu. 433 00:44:23,839 --> 00:44:26,501 Tomorrow a.m. Broadswords. Schedule locked. 434 00:44:27,109 --> 00:44:29,543 We have a problem with the air conditioning in Beta section. 435 00:44:29,612 --> 00:44:30,978 Send a crew out. 436 00:44:31,414 --> 00:44:33,905 Yes! He can be sheriff any time he wants. 437 00:44:34,015 --> 00:44:36,211 That is correct. Just give him the badge. 438 00:44:48,965 --> 00:44:51,161 Now, I'm the new law around here. 439 00:44:53,035 --> 00:44:54,970 You think you can handle things? 440 00:44:58,275 --> 00:44:59,902 You wanna try me? 441 00:45:28,272 --> 00:45:29,797 A thousand pardons, my lord. 442 00:45:32,744 --> 00:45:34,541 What is your name, child? 443 00:45:35,681 --> 00:45:36,670 Daphne. 444 00:45:37,950 --> 00:45:39,007 Daphne. 445 00:45:41,619 --> 00:45:43,247 Oh, I love this place. 446 00:45:43,989 --> 00:45:45,354 I love my horse. 447 00:45:45,590 --> 00:45:47,251 I love my horse and I love Julie. 448 00:45:47,325 --> 00:45:48,691 Oh, shut up, will you? 449 00:45:49,728 --> 00:45:51,592 I like the spots on my horse. 450 00:45:51,963 --> 00:45:54,456 - Did you see the spots on my horse? - Your horse is beautiful. 451 00:45:54,532 --> 00:45:57,435 - Thank you very much. I like yours, too. - Thank you. 452 00:45:58,904 --> 00:45:59,894 Look out! 453 00:46:00,473 --> 00:46:01,667 Let me handle this! 454 00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:26,996 Goddamn it! 455 00:46:27,333 --> 00:46:29,632 - Do you suppose it's real? - Hell, no! 456 00:46:31,204 --> 00:46:32,694 That's not supposed to happen! 457 00:46:32,773 --> 00:46:35,070 Maybe it is! Maybe it's part of the thing! 458 00:46:35,441 --> 00:46:39,378 The hell! Goddamn machines, anyway! That's not supposed to happen! 459 00:46:40,980 --> 00:46:42,573 A rattlesnake struck a guest? 460 00:46:42,683 --> 00:46:44,412 He was shooting at it and he missed. 461 00:46:44,485 --> 00:46:46,817 The snakes are programmed never to hit on a strike. 462 00:46:46,887 --> 00:46:49,219 - Was the guest injured? - Minor puncture wounds. 463 00:46:49,357 --> 00:46:51,347 It's inexcusable to injure a guest. 464 00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:54,057 Pick up that snake for a total post at once. 465 00:46:54,129 --> 00:46:57,757 Check all the snake's central mechanisms tonight during the repair period. 466 00:47:05,139 --> 00:47:07,370 Doesn't anything work around here? 467 00:48:24,122 --> 00:48:26,920 Logic circuits on the snake simply failed to respond. 468 00:48:27,025 --> 00:48:29,823 There was no sign of mechanical damage or tampering... 469 00:48:29,894 --> 00:48:31,794 ...and no clue to the malfunction. 470 00:48:32,130 --> 00:48:33,928 Central mechanism psychosis? 471 00:48:34,133 --> 00:48:36,361 I feel we should shut down the resort for a month. 472 00:48:36,433 --> 00:48:37,867 Oh, that seems rash. 473 00:48:37,969 --> 00:48:41,063 A snake injured a guest. We can't allow that to happen. 474 00:48:41,272 --> 00:48:43,901 Many elements of the Delos Resort are potentially dangerous. 475 00:48:43,976 --> 00:48:46,342 That's part of the appeal. But if they become truly dangerous... 476 00:48:46,411 --> 00:48:47,401 I agree. 477 00:48:48,247 --> 00:48:50,544 We can announce that the resort is overbooked... 478 00:48:50,616 --> 00:48:53,483 ...and not allow any further new guests to arrive. 479 00:48:53,652 --> 00:48:55,779 We can take care of the ones already here. 480 00:48:55,855 --> 00:48:59,381 If we can't insure the safety of the guests, we'll be in desperate trouble. 481 00:48:59,458 --> 00:49:02,620 But we can insure their safety. Everything's fine. 482 00:49:48,374 --> 00:49:51,503 All right, let's start that bar fight. 483 00:49:51,846 --> 00:49:52,813 Cheat! 484 00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:01,681 John, what do you say? 485 00:50:02,491 --> 00:50:03,617 Hit me. 486 00:50:23,512 --> 00:50:25,003 Now, that's just rude! 487 00:51:18,937 --> 00:51:20,870 Hey, Sheriff! Come on! 488 00:52:55,102 --> 00:52:56,592 What's his problem? 489 00:52:56,737 --> 00:52:59,729 Nothing. He got shot up today, so we're taking the opportunity... 490 00:52:59,807 --> 00:53:02,276 ...to replace the visual cortex. 491 00:53:02,444 --> 00:53:04,435 Using the new infrared units. 492 00:53:05,013 --> 00:53:07,071 And we're increasing audio sensitivity. 493 00:53:12,054 --> 00:53:13,577 You called for me, my lord? 494 00:53:13,755 --> 00:53:14,744 Yes. 495 00:53:16,725 --> 00:53:19,193 How long have you been in the palace, Daphne? 496 00:53:19,761 --> 00:53:21,490 Since I was three, my lord. 497 00:53:22,731 --> 00:53:23,891 Charming. 498 00:53:24,900 --> 00:53:28,199 I think we ought to get to know each other better, Daphne. 499 00:53:28,638 --> 00:53:30,037 Better, my lord? 500 00:53:31,373 --> 00:53:33,704 I can reward you well. 501 00:53:36,778 --> 00:53:37,939 My lord... 502 00:53:38,414 --> 00:53:39,608 Daphne... 503 00:53:40,984 --> 00:53:42,282 My lord! 504 00:53:42,652 --> 00:53:43,812 Daphne... 505 00:53:46,188 --> 00:53:48,317 My lord forgets himself! 506 00:53:50,159 --> 00:53:52,594 Problem with the girl. Program breakdown. 507 00:53:53,530 --> 00:53:54,724 What's the trouble? 508 00:53:54,865 --> 00:53:57,094 One of the castle machines isn't responding. 509 00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,293 Refusing a guest seduction. 510 00:53:59,469 --> 00:54:01,699 Get her out of there, and report it to central repair. 511 00:54:01,771 --> 00:54:02,898 Right. 512 00:54:03,674 --> 00:54:05,198 Refusing...? 513 00:54:23,394 --> 00:54:25,692 - Did you find the trouble? - No apparent trouble. 514 00:54:25,764 --> 00:54:27,891 But she wasn't following programming. 515 00:54:28,032 --> 00:54:30,593 She refused a guest seduction and she is a sex model. 516 00:54:30,834 --> 00:54:32,200 Certainly is. 517 00:54:32,637 --> 00:54:33,763 Will they shut down? 518 00:54:33,838 --> 00:54:37,604 No, the directors feel that to close down now would hurt tourist confidence. 519 00:54:38,710 --> 00:54:40,143 I don't like it. 520 00:54:47,384 --> 00:54:48,477 Breakfast. 521 00:55:07,973 --> 00:55:10,237 I'm never gonna drink again. 522 00:55:36,902 --> 00:55:38,768 Okay, 437... 523 00:55:39,072 --> 00:55:41,438 I'm not getting sound pickup in the tenth quadrant. 524 00:55:41,509 --> 00:55:43,476 Please set numbers to console... 525 00:56:02,563 --> 00:56:03,860 Hold, varlet! 526 00:56:14,543 --> 00:56:16,066 Are you speaking to me? 527 00:56:16,178 --> 00:56:17,839 None other, sire. 528 00:56:19,114 --> 00:56:21,275 Look, I'm hungry and I... 529 00:56:23,620 --> 00:56:27,611 Prepare for thy doom, thy scurrilous knave! Huh! 530 00:56:27,756 --> 00:56:30,349 Wait a minute! Can't we talk this over? 531 00:56:30,492 --> 00:56:32,322 What, have you no spine, varlet? 532 00:56:33,228 --> 00:56:34,388 Well, I... 533 00:56:35,931 --> 00:56:37,159 The queen! 534 00:56:41,538 --> 00:56:42,663 Full monitor. 535 00:56:46,209 --> 00:56:47,199 Okay. 536 00:56:49,144 --> 00:56:50,169 Let him go. 537 00:57:50,076 --> 00:57:52,908 Oh, what a hangover. 538 00:58:14,367 --> 00:58:15,766 All right, varlet! 539 00:58:21,407 --> 00:58:23,376 We're losing a little tolerance. Bring me up. 540 00:58:55,642 --> 00:58:57,769 Shut down! Shut down immediately! 541 00:59:03,217 --> 00:59:04,741 Circuits don't respond, sir! 542 00:59:05,552 --> 00:59:06,952 Then cut the robot power! 543 00:59:07,021 --> 00:59:07,885 Power cut! 544 00:59:09,992 --> 00:59:11,323 Oh, my head! 545 00:59:17,965 --> 00:59:19,228 I'm freezing! 546 00:59:24,972 --> 00:59:26,633 Gotta get to the hotel. 547 00:59:29,243 --> 00:59:30,871 I think I'm gonna be sick. 548 00:59:42,458 --> 00:59:45,518 - They're not responding! - Shall we cut the main power grid, sir? 549 00:59:45,593 --> 00:59:47,528 Shut it all down! Shut it all down! 550 00:59:58,608 --> 00:59:59,666 Hold it! 551 01:00:05,915 --> 01:00:07,542 Come on, not now. 552 01:00:08,084 --> 01:00:09,381 Not you again. 553 01:00:10,253 --> 01:00:11,515 It's too early. 554 01:00:14,525 --> 01:00:15,890 Let me do it this time. 555 01:00:19,663 --> 01:00:20,789 Your move. 556 01:00:32,442 --> 01:00:33,705 I'm shot. 557 01:00:34,145 --> 01:00:35,134 What? 558 01:00:36,013 --> 01:00:37,241 I'm shot! 559 01:00:47,993 --> 01:00:49,085 John...? 560 01:01:01,873 --> 01:01:03,067 Oh, my God! 561 01:01:06,211 --> 01:01:07,201 Draw. 562 01:01:18,257 --> 01:01:20,623 Sir, we have no control over the robots at all! 563 01:02:31,133 --> 01:02:34,330 - They're running on stored charge! - How long can they go? 564 01:02:34,603 --> 01:02:37,970 Some will begin to run down in an hour. Others can go a full 12! 565 01:02:51,655 --> 01:02:54,681 - Turn the main grid back on! - The relays must be frozen. 566 01:02:54,991 --> 01:02:56,686 We can't get back our power! 567 01:02:56,759 --> 01:02:58,125 Hello? Hello? 568 01:03:40,906 --> 01:03:44,774 Now, how are we going to get out of here? All these doors are electrically powered. 569 01:03:46,778 --> 01:03:49,644 Now, get these doors open in here before we all suffocate! 570 01:07:01,915 --> 01:07:04,246 Temperature elevated, 98 degrees. 571 01:07:04,550 --> 01:07:07,643 Oxygen, 17 percent and dropping. 572 01:07:08,153 --> 01:07:10,485 Get that power on so we can open these doors. 573 01:07:45,625 --> 01:07:46,650 Hey! 574 01:07:47,227 --> 01:07:48,456 Don't shoot me! 575 01:07:49,663 --> 01:07:50,925 Hey, wait a minute! 576 01:07:53,934 --> 01:07:55,595 What's the matter with you? 577 01:07:58,005 --> 01:07:59,336 Hold out your hands. 578 01:08:00,442 --> 01:08:01,964 Let me see your hands! 579 01:08:05,947 --> 01:08:07,244 You're a guest! 580 01:08:07,315 --> 01:08:08,805 You really gave me a scare. 581 01:08:08,916 --> 01:08:12,181 Look, everything's broken down. The machines have gone crazy. 582 01:08:12,353 --> 01:08:13,843 You know about the machines? 583 01:08:14,022 --> 01:08:15,649 Yeah, I repair 'em. 584 01:08:15,724 --> 01:08:18,215 There's one chasing me now. A gunslinger. 585 01:08:18,460 --> 01:08:19,518 Gunslinger. 586 01:08:20,362 --> 01:08:23,296 Must be a model 404, maybe a 406. 587 01:08:23,597 --> 01:08:26,567 If he's a 406, he's got all the sensory equipment. 588 01:08:27,134 --> 01:08:28,567 It's a beautiful machine! 589 01:08:28,670 --> 01:08:29,727 He's after me! 590 01:08:29,803 --> 01:08:30,897 I don't doubt it. 591 01:08:31,005 --> 01:08:31,995 What can I do? 592 01:08:32,073 --> 01:08:34,166 There's nothing you can do. He'll get you. 593 01:08:34,243 --> 01:08:35,626 You haven't got a chance. 594 01:08:35,744 --> 01:08:37,541 There must be something! 595 01:08:37,612 --> 01:08:40,447 Fella, don't kid yourself. There are things you could try: 596 01:08:40,616 --> 01:08:43,914 Acid for his visual system, noise for his hearing... 597 01:08:44,921 --> 01:08:47,252 No matter what, he'll always be one jump ahead of you! 598 01:08:47,323 --> 01:08:48,813 You haven't got a chance! 599 01:08:53,162 --> 01:08:54,253 Yes, I do. 600 01:23:19,594 --> 01:23:20,959 Help me! 601 01:23:27,935 --> 01:23:29,335 Help me! 602 01:23:34,443 --> 01:23:35,909 Help me! 603 01:23:42,283 --> 01:23:43,875 Help me! 604 01:23:48,189 --> 01:23:50,055 All right. It's all right. 605 01:24:11,814 --> 01:24:12,940 - It's okay. - Help me! 606 01:24:13,016 --> 01:24:14,414 All right, all right. 607 01:24:14,484 --> 01:24:16,452 - Help me! - You're gonna be all right. 608 01:24:16,887 --> 01:24:18,081 Help me! 609 01:24:31,535 --> 01:24:32,763 No water... 610 01:24:33,271 --> 01:24:35,330 - Go ahead. Go ahead and drink. - No water... 611 01:24:35,405 --> 01:24:38,203 - I'm trying to help you. - No water. 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