[Boy]All right, everyone! This... is a stickup! Don't anybody move!
Now, empty that safe!
Ooh-hoo-hoo! Money, money, money! [ Kissing ]
Stop it! Stop it, you mean, old potato!
Quiet, Bo Peep, oryour sheep get run over!
Help! Baa! Help us!
Oh, no, not mysheep! Somebody do something!
[ Voice Box ] Reach for the sky!
Oh, no! SheriffWoody!
I 'm here to stop you, One-Eyed Bart.
Doh! How'd you know it was me?
Are you gonna come quietly?
You can't touch me, Sheriff! I brought my attack dog with the built-in force field.
Well, I brought my dinosaur who eats force-field dogs.
- [ Growling ] - Yipe, yipe, yipe, yipe!
You're going to jail, Bart! Say good-bye to the wife and tater tots.
[ Giggling Excitedly]
[ Laughing ]
[BabySquealing, Laughing, Cooing]
You saved the day again, Woody.
[ Voice Box ] You're my favorite deputy.
* You've got a friend in me *
Come on, let's wrangle up the cattle.
* When the road looks rough ahead*
* Andyou're miles and miles from your nice, warm bed*
- Round 'em up, cowboy! -*Just remember whatyour old pal said*
* Boy, you've got a friend in me *
- Yee-haw! -* Yeah, you've got a friend in me *
Hey, cowboy!
* Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am *
- [ Whi nnyi ng ] -* Big and stronger too *
- Come on, Woody. -* Maybe *
* But none ofthem will ever love you the way I do *
-* It's me andyou, boy * - [ Laughs ]
-* And as the years go by * - Whoa!
- Whoa! [ Laughing ] -* Our friendship will never die *
- Whoo! -* You're gonna see *
-* It's our destiny * - [ Laughing ]
-* You've got a friend in me * -All right!
-* Yeah, you've got a friend in me * - Score!
-* You got a friend in me ** - Wow! Cool!
- [ Mom ] What do you think? - Oh, this looks great, Mom!
- Okay, birthday boy-- - We saw that at the store! I askedyou for it!
- I hope I have enough places. - Wow, look at that! That's so--
- One, two-- Four. Yeah, I think that's gonna be enough. - Oh, my gosh, you got--
- Could we leave this up till we move? - Well, sure!
- We can leave it up. Now go get Molly. - Yeah!
- Your friends are gonna be here any minute. - Okay. It's party time, Woody.
- Yee...haw! - [ Running Footfalls ]
[ Baby Squealing ]
Howdy, I ittle lady.
[ Squeal i ng ]
Somebody's poisoned the water hole.
- [ Cooing ] - Come on, Molly. Oh, you're getting heavy.
-[Molly Cooing] - Seeyou later, Woody.
[Door Closes ]
Pull my string! The birthday party's today?
Okay, everybody, coast is clear!
- [ Squeaks ] - Ages 3 and up. It's on my box.
Ages 3 and up. I'm not supposed to be baby-sitting Princess Drool.
[ Tires Squeal, Motor Revs ]
- [ Weebles Gibbering ] - [ Bell Dings, Siren Wailing ]
- [ Siren Wailing ] - Hey, Hamm.
- Look, I'm Picasso! - I don't get it.
You uncultured swine! What're you lookin' at, ya hockey puck?
[ Squeaks ]
[ Weebles Gibbering ]
- Hey, Sarge, haveyou seen Slinky? - Sir! No, sir!
Okay. Hey, thankyou. At ease.
- [ Siren Wailing ] - Hey, uh, Slinky?
Right here, Woody. I'm red this time.
- No. S-Slink-- - Oh, well, all right. You can be red ifyou want.
- N-Not now, Slink. I got some bad news. - [ Shouts ] Bad news?
Shh, shh, shh!
-Just gather everyone up for a staff meeting, and be happy. - Got it.
- Be happy! - Ha, ha, ha, ha!
- Staff meeting, everybody! Snake, Robot, podium please. -[Siren Wailing]
Hey. [Jabbers ]
Hey, Etch. Draw!
-[Ding] - Oh! Got me again.
Etch, you've been working on that draw. Fastest knobs in the west.
Got a staff meeting, you guys. Come on, let's go.
Now, where is that-- Oh.
Hey, who moved my doodle pad way over here?
[ Roaring ]
- How're you doin', Rex? - Were you scared? Tell me honestly.
I was close to being scared that time.
I'm going for fearsome here, but I just don't feel it.
I think I'm just coming offas annoying.
[ Coughs ] Ow! Oh, hi, Bo. Hi.
I wanted to thankyou, Woody, for saving my flock.
Oh, hey, it was, uh, nothin'.
What doyou say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?
[ Sheepish Giggle ] Oh, yeah! [ Mutters ]
Remember, I'm just a couple ofblocks away.
- Yodel-ay-hee-hoo! - Come on, come on. Smaller toys up front.
[Slinky] Hey, Woody, come on.
[ Toys Tittering, Buzzing, Dinging ]
-[Sheep Bleating] -Ahem!
- [ Squeaks ] - Oh, thanks, Mike.
- [ Loud Feedback] - Okay-- Whoa, whoa. Step back.
-[Hamm ] For crying out loud. - Thankyou.
- [ Amplified Blowing ] - [ Amplified ] Hello? Check. That better? Great.
Everybody hear me? Up on the shelf, can you hear me? Great.
Okay. First item today:
Uh... oh, yeah. Has everyone picked a moving buddy?
- [ Rex ] What? - Moving buddy? You can't be serious.
I didn't know we were supposed to have one already.
- Do we have to hold hands? - [ Toys Gibbering ]
You guys think this is a big joke.
We've only got one week left before the move.
I don't want any toys left behind. A moving buddy.
Ifyou don't have one, get one!
All right, next. Uh, oh, yes.
Tuesday night's plastic corrosion awareness meeting...
was, I think, a big success.
And we wanna thank Mr. Spell for putting that on for us.
- Thankyou, Mr. Spell. - [ Electronic Voice ] You're welcome.
Okay. Uh, oh, yes. One, uh, minor note here.
[ Quietly] Andy's birthday party has been moved to today.
- Wait a minute here! - [ Toys Complaining ]
What doyou mean the party's today? His birthday's not till next week!
What's goin' on down there? Is his mom losin' her marbles?
Well, obviously she wanted to have the party before the move.
- I'm not worried. You shouldn't be worried. - Of course Woody ain't worried.
He's been Andy's favorite since kindergarten.
Hey, hey. Come on, Potato Head.
IfWoody says it's all right, then, well, darn it, it's good enough for me.
Woody has never steered us wrong before.
Come on, guys. Every Christmas and birthdaywe go through this.
But what if Andy gets another dinosaur, a mean one?
I just don't think I could take that kind of rejection!
Hey, listen, no one's getting replaced.
This is Andy we're talking about.
It doesn't matter how much we're played with.
[ Chirping ]
What matters is that we're here for Andywhen he needs us.
That's what we're made for, right?
Pardon me. I hate to break up the staff meeting, but... they're here!
Birthday guests at three o'clock!
- Stay calm, everyone! - [ Agitated Gibbering ]
Hey!
- Uh, meeting adjourned. -[ Creaking]
Ho, boy! Will you take a look at all those presents?
I can't see a thing.
Yes, sir, we're next month's garage sale fodder forsure.
- Any dinosaur-shaped ones? - Oh, for crying out loud. They're all in boxes, you idiot.
[Rex ] They're getting bigger.
- Wait, there's a nice little one over there. - [ Child] Hi!
[ Screaming ]
- [ Mr. Spell ] Spell: trash can. - [ Rex ] We're doomed!
All right! All right!
Ifl send out the troops, willyou all calm down?
- Yes! Yes! We promise! - Okay! Save your batteries.
Very good, Woody. That's using the old noodle.
Sergeant, establish a recon post downstairs. Code Red!
- You know what to do. - Yes, sir!
All right, men. You heard him. Code Red!
Repeat, we are at Code Red. Recon plan Charlie. Execute!
Let's move! Move, move, move, move!
[ Door Creaking ]
[ Children Shouting]
-[ Child Chattering] - [ Children ] Yeah!
-[ Chattering, Shouting Continue ] - [ Mom ] Okay, come on, kids.
Everyone i n the I ivi ng room. I t's al most ti me for the presents.
[ Kids Shouting, Chattering Excitedly]
[ Shouting, Chattering Continue ]
[ Hamm ] All right, gangway, gangway.
And this is how we find out...
- what is in those presents. - [ Robot Humming ]
[Kids Chattering, Shouting]
[Mom ] Okay, who's hungry?
Here come the chips!
I 've got Cool Ranch and barbecue! Ow!
What in the world-- Oh!
- I thought I told him to pick these up. -[ Ice Clinking In Glasses ]
Shouldn't they be there by now? What's taking them so long?
Hey, these guys are professionals. They're the best.
Come on! They're not lying down on the job.
[Moaning]
G-G-Go on without me! J-Just go!
A good soldier never leaves a man behind.
[Kids Shouting, Chattering]
-[Mom ] Okay, everybody, come on. - [ Boys Shouting ]
Everybodysettle down. Now, kids. Everybody--
You sit in a circle. No, Andy. Andy, you sit in the middle there.
- Good. And-- Which present are you gonna open first? - [ Chattering Continues ]
- [ Child] Mine! - [ Sergeant ] There they are.
[ Soldier On Monitor ] Come in, Mother Bird. This is Alpha Bravo.
- This is it! This is it! Quiet, quiet, quiet! - Come in, Mother Bird.
Andy's opening the first present now. [ Static ]
Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head! Mrs. Potato Head!
Hey, I can dream, can't I?
The bow's coming off. He's ripping the wrapping paper.
It's a-- It's-- It's a-- a lunch box.
- We've got a lunch box here. - A lunch box?
- Lunch box? - For lunch. [ Laughing ]
Okay, second present. It appears to be--
- Okay, it's bed sheets. - Who invited that kid?
[Kids Shouting, Chattering]
Oh! Only one left.
- Okay, we're on the last present now. - Last present!
It's a big one. It's a--
- It's a board game! Repeat, Battleship! - Whew!
- [ All Cheering ] - [ Hamm ] Hallelujah!
- Yeah! All right! - Hey, watch it!
Sorry there, old spud head.
Mission accomplished. Well done, men. Pack it up. We're goin' home.
So did I tell ya? Huh? Nothin' to worry about.
I knewyou were right all along, Woody. Never doubted ya for a second.
Wait a minute. Oh!
- What do we have here? - Wait! Turn that thing back on!
Come in, Mother Bird! Come in, Mother Bird!
Mom has pulleda surprise present from the closet.
Andy's opening it. He's really excited about this one.
- Mom, what is it? [ Gasps ] -[Sergeant ] It's a huge package.
Oh, get outta the-- One of the kids is in the way. I can't see.
- It's a-- - [Kids Together] Wow!
- [ Static ] - It's a what? What is it?
- [ Potato Head Screams ] - Oh, no! - Oh, ya big lizard!
- Now we'll never know what it is! - Way to go, Rex!
- No, no! Turn him around! Turn him around! - He's puttin' 'em in backwa--
Here, you're puttin' 'em in backwards!
Plus is positive, minus is negative! Oh, let me! [ Grunting ]
- [ Andy] Let's go to my room, guys! - [ Boys Shouting ]
Red alert! Red alert! Andy is coming upstairs!
- [ Grunts ] There! - [ Soldier] Juvenile intrusion!
Repeat, resume your positions now!
Andy's coming! Everybody, back toyour places! Hurry!
[ Hamm ] Get toyour places! Get toyour places!
- [ Rex Screaming ] - Where's my ear? Who's seen my ear? Did you see my ear?
Out of myway! Here I come! Here I come! [ Groans ]
[ Boys Shouting ]
[Andy] Hey, look, its lasers light up. Take that, Zurg!
Quick, make a space. This is where the spaceship lands.
And he does it like that. And he does a karate chop action!
[ Mom ] Come on down, guys! It's time for games!
[ Boys Shouting Excitedly ]
- What is it? - Can you see it?
- What the heck is up there? - Woody, who's up there with ya?
- [ Coughing ] -[Slinky] Woody?
- What are you doing under the bed? - Uh, nothin'. Uh, nothin'.
I'm sure Andywas just a little excited, that's all.
Too much cake and ice cream, I suppose. It's just a mistake!
Well, that mistake is sitting in your spot, Woody. [ Chuckles ]
- [ Gasps ] Haveyou been replaced? - What did I tell you earlier?
No one is getting replaced.
Now, let's all be polite and give whatever it is up there...
a nice, big Andy's-room welcome.
[ Gulps ]
[Heavy Breathing]
- [ Buzzes ] - Buzz Lightyear to Star Command.
Come in, Star Command.
-[ Buzzes ] -Star Command, come in. Do you read me?
Why don't they answer? [ Gasps ] My ship!
Blast! This'll take weeks to repair.
Buzz Lightyear mission log, stardate 4-0-7-2.
My ship has run off course en route to sector 1 2.
I've crash-landed on a strange planet.
The impact must've awoken me from hypersleep.
Terrain seems a bit unstable.
No readoutyet ifthe air is breathable.
And there seems to be no sign ofintelligent life anywhere.
- Hello! - [ KarateYell ]
[ Screams ] Whoa! H-Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Did I frighten you? Didn't mean to. - [ Buzzing ]
- Sorry. Howdy. My name is Woody. - [ Buzzing Continues ]
And this is Andy's room. That's all I wanted to say.
And also, there has been a bit of a mix-up.
This is my spot, see, the bed here.
Local law enforcement. It's about timeyou got here.
I'm Buzz Lightyear, Space Ranger, Universe Protection Unit.
My ship has crash-landed here by mistake.
Yes, it is a mistake because, you see, the bed here is my spot.
I need to repair my turbo boosters.
Do you people still use fossil fuel, or have you discovered crystallic fusion?
- Well, let's see. We got double-A's. - [ Gasps ]
Watch yourself!. Halt! Who goes there?
Don't shoot! It's okay. Friends.
- Doyou know these life-forms? - Yes! They're Andy's toys.
All right, everyone, you're clear to come up.
I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
Oh, I'm so glad you're not a dinosaur!
Bye-bye. Thankyou!
Now, thankyou all foryour kind welcome!
- Say, what's that button do? - I'll show you.
- [ Voice Box ] Buzz Lightyear to the rescue! - [ Toys ] Oh!
Hey, Woody's got something like that. His is a pull string.
- Onlyit's-- - Onlyitsounds like a carran overit.
[ Hamm ] Oh, yeah, but not like this. This is a quality sound system.
Probably all copperwiring, huh?
So, uh, whereyou from? Singapore? Hong Kong?
Well, no. Actually, I-I'm stationed up in the Gamma Quadrant ofSector Four.
As a member ofthe elite Universe Protection Unit ofthe Space Ranger Corps,
I protect the galaxy from the threat ofinvasion...
from the evil Emperor Zurg, sworn enemy ofthe Galactic Alliance.
Oh, real ly? I 'm from Playskool.
And I 'm from Mattel. Well, I 'm not really from Mattel.
I'm actually from a smaller company that was purchased in a leveraged buyout.
You'd think they'd never seen a new toy before.
Well, sure. Look at him. He's got more gadgets on him than a Swiss Army knife.
- [ Buzzing ] - Ah, ah, ah, ah! Please be careful.
You don't want to be in the way when my laser goes off.
Hey, a laser! How come you don't have a laser, Woody?
It's not a laser! It's a-- It's a little light bulb that blinks.
- What's with him? - Laser envy.
All right, that's enough!
- Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy. - Toy?
T-O-Y. Toy!
Excuse me, I-I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger."
The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present.
Gettin' kinda tense, aren'tya?
Uh, Mr. Lightyear, uh, now, I'm curious.
What does a Space Ranger actually do?
He's not a Space Ranger!
- He doesn't fight evil or, or shoot lasers or fly! - Excuse me.
- [ Toys ] Ooh! - Oh, impressive wingspan! Very good!
Oh, what? What? These are plastic. He can't fly!
They are a terillium-carbonic alloy, and I can fly.
- No, you can't. - [ Sighs ] Yes, I can.
- You can't. - Can.
- Can't. Can't. Can't! - I tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!
- Okay, then, Mr. Light Beer, prove it. - All right, then, I will.
Stand back, everyone!
[Electronic Hum ]
To infinity and beyond!
[ Airplane Whirring ]
- Can! - [Rex] Whoa!
- Oh, wow, you flew magnificently! - [ Whistling ]
-I found my movin' buddy. -Thankyou. Th-Thankyou all. Thankyou.
That wasn't flying! That was... falling with style.
Man, the dolls must really go foryou. Can you teach me that?
- [ Laughing ] Golly bob howdy! - Oh, shut up!
You know, in a couple of days, everything will be just the way it was. They'll see.
- [ All Chattering ] -[Woody] They'llsee.
I'm still Andy's favorite toy.
* I was on top ofthe world livin'high*
- [ Andy Laughing ] Whoa! -* It was right in mypocket*
* I was livin' the life *
* Things werejust the way they should be *
* When from out ofthe sky like a bomb *
* Comes some little punk in a rocket *
[ Laser Buzzing ]
* Now all ofa sudden some strange things are happening to me *
Buzz Li ghtyear to the rescue!
* Strange *
* Things are happening to me *
* Strange *
* Things *
-* Strange * - Ha!
-* Things are happening to me * - [ Loud Roar ]
* Ain't no doubt about it *
* I had friends I had lots offriends *
* Now all my friends are gone *
* And I'm doin' the best I can *
* To carry on *
-* I had power * - [ Chorus ]* Power *
-* I was respected* -* Respected*
* But not anymore *
* And I've lost the love ofthe one *
* Whom I adore *
* Let me tellyou 'bout it Strange *
-* Things are happenin' to me * - [ Sl i nky Grunts ]
* Strange *
* Things *
* Strange *
* Things are happenin' to me *
* Ain't no doubt about it *
* Strange *
* Things *
* Strange *
-* Things ** - [ Birds Chirping ]
[ Grunts ] Fi nal ly!
[ Sighs ] Hey, who's got my hat?
[ Squeaks ] Look, I 'm Woody! Howdy, howdy, howdy!
Ah-ha! Ah-ha, ha, ha! Gimme that!
Say there, Lizardand Stretchy Dog, let me showyou something.
It looks as though I've been accepted into your culture.
- Your chief, Andy, inscri bed his name on me. - [ T ogether ] Wow!
With permanent ink too!
Well, I must get back to repairing my ship.
Don't let it get toyou, Woody.
Uh... Iet what? I don't, uh-- What doyou mean? Who?
I know Andy's excited about Buzz.
But you know he'll always have a special place foryou.
- Yeah, like the attic. [ Chuckling ] - All right, that's it!
- [ Tonal Humming Sound ] - Hmm. Unidirectional bonding strip.
Mr. Lightyear wants more tape.
[ Humming ] Hmm?
Listen, LightSnack, youstayawayfromAndy.
He's mine, and no one is taking him away from me.
- What areyou talking about? Where's that bonding strip? - [ Beeping Sound ]
And another thing: Stop with this spaceman thing!
- It's getting on my nerves! - Areyou saying you wanna lodge a complaint with Star Command?
Oh-ho, okay! Ooh, well, soyou wanna do it the hard way, huh?
- Don't even think about it, cowboy. - Oh, yeah, tough guy?
- [ Mechanical Whoosh ] - [ Gasps ]
[ Choking ]
[ Choking Continues ]
[ Panting, Sniffing ] The air isn't... toxic.
How dare you open a spaceman's helmet on an uncharted planet!
My eyeballs could've been sucked from their sockets!
You actually think you're the Buzz Lightyear?
[ Laughing ] Oh, all this time I thought it was an act!
Hey, guys, look! It's the real Buzz Lightyear!
You're mocking me, aren'tyou?
Oh, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. Buzz, look, an alien!
- Where? - [ Laughing ]
-[Laughing Continues ] -[Dog Barking]
-[Barking Continues ] -[Boy Laughing] Yes!
- Whoa! - Uh-oh.
- It's Sid! - [ Teeth Chattering ] - [Sid] Don't move!
- I thought he was at summer camp. - They must've kicked him out early this year.
- [ Robot Buzzing ] - [ Rex ] Oh, no, not Sid!
-[Sid Grunting] Incoming! -[Dog Barking]
- Who is it this time? - I-- I can't-- I can't tell. Hey, where's Lenny?
- Right here, Woody. - Oh, no, I can't bear to watch one of these again.
[Woody] Oh, no, it's a Combat Carl.
- What's going on? - Nothing that concerns you spacemen; just us toys.
I'd better take a look anyway.
-[Sid Shouting] -[Buzz] Whyis that soldier strapped to an explosive device?
That's why: Sid.
- [ Barking ] - Hmm, sure is a hairy fellow.
No, no, that's Scud, you idiot.
- That is Sid. - [ Sinister Laughter ]
- You mean that happy child? - That ain't no happy child.
He tortures toys, just for fun!
- [ Barking ] - [ Grunting ]
Well, then we've got to do something.
What areyou doing? Get down from there!
- I'm gonna teach that boy a lesson. - Yeah, sure. You go ahead.
- Melt him with your scary laser. - [ Buzzing ]
Be careful with that! It's extremely dangerous.
He's lighting it! He's lighting it! Hit the dirt!
- [ Bo Screams ] - Look out! -[Explosion ]
-[Scud Barking] - Yes! He's gone! He's history!
- [ Laughing ] Whoo! - I could've stopped him.
Buzz, I would love to see you try.
Of course, I'd love to see you as a crater.
- The sooner we move, the better. -[Sid Shouting]
Yeah! [Laughing]
[ Crickets Chirping]
[Andy] To infinity and beyond!
[ I mitates Rocket Sounds And Explosions ]
All this packing makes me hungry.
- What would you say to dinner at, oh, Pizza Planet? - Pizza Planet? Oh, cool!
[Mom Laughs ] Go washyourhands, and I'll get Mollyready.
-[Andy] Can I bring some toys? - You can bring one toy.
-Just one? - One toy?
- [ Sighs ] - Hmm.
- Will Andy pick me? - [ Liquid Swishing ]
" Don't count on it"? [ Groans ]
[ Yells ]
[Thud]
** [Buzz Humming]
[ Humming Continues ]
Mmm!
Buzz! Oh, Buzz! Buzz Lightyear.
[ Panting ] Buzz Lightyear, thank goodness. We've got trouble!
- Trouble? Where? - Down there.Just down there.
A helpless toy, it's-- it's trapped, Buzz!
Then we've no time to lose.
- I don't see anything! - Oh, he's there! J ust, just keep looking!
- What kind of toy-- [ Gasps ] - [ Gasps ]
Oh! Whoa, whoa! Oh!
- [ Screams ] - [ Together] Buzz!
Buzz!
- [ Toys Chattering ] -[Slinky] I don'tsee him in the driveway.
- I think he bounced into Sid's yard! - Oh! Buzz!
[Horn Honking]
Hey, everyone, R.C.'s trying to say something. What is it, boy?
- He's saying that this was no accident. - What do you mean?
- I mean Humpty-Dumpty was pushed... byWoody! - No!
- [All] What? - Wait a minute.
You-- You don't think I meant to knock Buzz out the window, doyou? Potato Head?
- That's Mr. Potato Head toyou, you back-stabbing murderer! - [ Gasps ]
Now, it was an accident, guys. Come on.
Now, you, you gotta believe me.
We believeya, Woody. Right, Rex?
Well, ye-- N-- I don't like confrontations!
Where is your honor, dirt bag? You are an absolute disgrace!
You don't deserve to-- Hey!
You couldn't handle Buzz cutting in onyourplaytime, couldyou, Woody?
Didn't wanna face the fact that Buzz just might be Andy's new favorite toy.
So you got rid ofhim. Well, what ifAndystarts playing with me more, Woody, huh?
You gonna knock me outta the window too?
- I don't think we should give him the chance. - [ Sergeant ] There he is, men.
- Frag him! - Let's string him up by his pull string!
-[Hamm ] I got dibs on his hat! -[Bo] Wouldyou boys stop it!
- Tackle him! - No, no, no! W-W-Wait! I can explain everything!
[Andy] Okay, Mom, be right down. I've gotta get Buzz.
[Sergeant ] Retreat!
Mom, doyou know where Buzz is?
- [ Mom ] No, I haven't seen him. - Psst!
[ Mom ] Andy, I'm heading out the door!
- But, Mom, I can't fi nd hi m! - Honey,just grab some other toy. Now, come on!
Oh, okay.
I couldn't find my Buzz. I know I left him right there.
Honey, I'm sure he's around. You'll find him.
[ Ignition Starts ]
[ Chittering ]
I t's too short! We need more monkeys!
There aren't any more! That's the whole barrel!
Buzz, the monkeys aren't working!
We're formulating another plan! Stay calm!
Oh, where could he be?
[Service Bell Dings ]
- Can I help pump the gas? - Sure! I'll even letyou drive.
- Yeah? - Yeah, whenyou're 1 6.
- Yuk,yuk,yuk! Funny, Mom. - [ Laughing]
Aw, great. How am I gonna convince those guys it was an accident?
Buzz!
Buzz! Ha! You're alive!
This is great! Oh, I'm saved! I'm saved.
Andy'll find you here; he'll take us back to the room;
and then you can tell everyone that this was all just a big mistake.
Huh? Right? [ Panting ] Buddy?
I just wantyou to know that even though you tried to terminate me,
revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet.
- Oh. Well, that's good. - But we're not on my planet, are we?
- No. [ Screaming ] - [ Buzz Grunting ]
[ Buzz Grunting, Spacesuit Buzzing, Beeping ]
[ Screaming, Groans ]
Okay, come on!
You want a piece ofme?
[ Yells ]
[ Squeaking ]
- Owww! - [ Voice Box ] Buzz, Buzz, Buzz Lightyear to the rescue.
- Aah-ouch! -[Mom ] Nextstop.
- Pizza Planet! Yeah! -[DoorSlides Shut, Ignition Starts ]
- [Door Shuts ] - [ Gasps ] Andy!
[ Panting ] Wh-- Doesn't he realize that I'm not there?
[ Loud Gasp ] I'm lost!
[ Sobs ] Oh, I'm a lost toy!
[ Sniffling, Sobbing ]
Buzz Lightyear mission log.
The local sheriffand I seem to be at a huge refueling station ofsome sort.
- You! -[TruckApproaching, Horn Honking]
[Brakes Squealing]
[Engine Idling]
- According to my nava-computer, the-- - [ Gasps ] Shut up!
-J ust shut up, you idiot! - Sheriff, this is no time to panic.
This is the perfect time to panic. I'm lost. Andy is gone.
They're gonna move from their house in two days, and it's all your fault!
My-- My fault? Ifyou hadn't pushed me out ofthe window in the first place--
Oh, yeah? Well, if you...
hadn't shown up in your stupid little cardboard spaceship and taken away everything...
- that was important to me-- - Don't talk to me about importance!
Because ofyou the security ofthis entire universe is in jeopardy!
What? What are you talkin' about?
Right now, poised at the edge ofthe galaxy, EmperorZurg...
has been secretly building a weapon...
with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet!
I alone have information that reveals this weapon's onlyweakness.
And you, my friend, are responsible...
for delaying my rendezvous with Star Command!
You... are... a... toy!
You aren't the real Buzz Lightyear! You're a--
You're an action figure! You are a child's plaything!
You are a sad, strange little man; and you have my pity.
- Farewell. - Oh, yeah? Well, good riddance, ya loony!
- " Rendezvous with Star Command." -[ Car Approaching]
-[Driver] Hey, gas dude! - [Attendant] You talkin' to me?
- Yeah, man. Canyou help me? - Pizza Planet? Andy!
- Do you know where Cutting Boulevard is? - Oh, no!
I can't show my face in that room without Buzz.
- Buzz! Buzz, come back! - Go away!
No! Buzz, you gotta come back! I--
-[Engine Revving] - I found a spaceship!
It's a spaceship, Buzz!
Come on, man, hurry up! Um, like, the pizzas are getting cold here!
- [Attendant ] Uh, Cutting Boulevard, huh? - Yeah, yeah. Which way?
Now, you're sure this space freighter will return to its port of origin...
- once it jettisons its food supply? - Uh-huh.
And when we get there, we'll be able to find a way to transportyou home.
- Well, then, let's climb aboard. - No, no, no, wait, Buzz! Buzz!
- Let's get in the back. No one will see us there. - Negative.
There are no restraining harnesses in the cargo area.
- We'll be much safer in the cockpit. - Yeah, bu--
- Buzz!Buzz! - [Driver] That's two lefts anda right, huh?
- Thanks for the directions, okay? - Yeah. And remember, kid--
- Buzz! - [ Ignition Starts ]
[ Screams ]
It's safer in the cockpit than the cargo bay. What an idiot.
- [ Tires Screech ] - [ Grunts, Groans ]
- ** [Stereo: Rock ] - [ Tires Squealing ]
[ Yelling, Groaning ]
[ Screams ]
[ Car Horn Honking]
- [ Brakes Screech ] -[DoorSignal Buzzing]
[Man On P.A. ] Next shuttle liftoffis scheduled for...
- T-minus 30 seconds and counting. - [ J ets H um m i ng ]
[ Robot ] You are clear to enter.
Welcome to Pizza Planet.
[ Woman On P.A. ] The white zone is for immediate pizza--
- Sheriff!. - [ Grunts, Groans ]
There you are.
Now, the entrance is heavily guarded. We need a way to get inside.
- [ Coughing ] - Great idea, Woody.
I likeyour thinkin'.
[ Robot ] You are clear to enter.
- Welcome to Pizza Planet. - [ Buzz ] Now!
Quickly, Sheriff!. The air lock is closing.
[Woman On P.A. ]Jones, party offive,yourshuttle is now boarding--
[ Boy ] Hey, Mom, can we have some tokens?
Ow! Watch where you're going!
Sorry.
[ Groans ]
[Man On P.A. ] ...nine, eight, seven, six,
- five, four, three, - [ Children Shouting ]
two, one.
What a spaceport! Good work, Woody.
[ Beeping, Fires ]
Mom, can I play Black Hole? Please, please, please?
- Andy! - Now, we need to find a ship that's headed for Sector 1 2.
Wait a minute. No, no, no, Buzz! This way.
- There's a special ship. I just saw it. - You mean it has hyperdrive?
Hyperactive hyperdrive.
- [ Chattering ] - AndAstro, uh, turf!
- Where is it? I-I don't see the-- - Come on. That's it.
Spaceship!
All right, Buzz, get ready. And--
- And the universe explodes! - Okay, Buzz, when I say go, we're gonna jump in the basket.
Buzz!
- [ Grunts ] No! - [ Andy ] Hey, Mom, if I eat all my pizza,
- can I have some alien slime? - This cannot be happening to me.
[ Gasps ]
[ Objects Squeaking ]
- A stranger. - From the outside.
- [ Aliens Together] Ooh! - Greetings. I am Buzz Lightyear.
- I come in peace. - [ All Gibbering ]
[Man On P.A. ] Beforeyour spacejourney, re-energizeyourself...
with a slice ofpepperoni, now boarding at counter three.
[ Buzz ] This is an intergalactic emergency.
I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 1 2.
Who's i n charge here?
[ Al iens ] The claw!
- The claw is our master. - The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
- This is ludicrous. [ Gasps ] - Hey, bozo,you got a brain in there?
- [ Laughing ] Take that! - [ Buzzing ]
Oh, no! Sid!
- Get down! - [ Grunts ]
- What's gotten into you? I wa-- - You are the one that decided to climb into this--
Shh! The claw, it moves.
[ Aliens Squeaking ]
[ Squeaks ] I have been chosen!
Farewell, my friends. I go on to a better place.
Gotcha!
A Buzz Lightyear? No way!
-[ Coin Clicking] -[Alien Squeaks ]
[ Squeak ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Claw Buzzing]
- [Sid] Yes! - [ Gasps ]
Buzz! No! [ Grunting ]
- Hey! - [ Grunting ]
- He has been chosen!
- He must go. - Hey!
- What are you doing? Stop it! Stop it, you zealots! - Do not fight the claw.
All right! Double prizes!
Let's go home and... play.
[ Sinister Chuckle ]
[ Chatters, Grunts ]
[ Humming ]
Sheriff, I can see your dwelling from here.
- You're almost home. - Nirvana is coming. The mystic portal awaits.
Will you be quiet? You guys don't get it, doyou?
Once we go into Sid's house, we won't be coming out.
- [ Barking ] - Whoa, Scud! Hey, boy!
- Sit! Good boy. - [ Growling ]
- Hey, I got something foryou, boy. - Freeze!
- [ Growls, Panting ] - Ready, set, now!
- [ Snarling ] - [ Alien Squeaking ]
Hannah! Hey, Hannah!
- What? - Did I get mypackage in the mail?
- I don't know. - What doyou meanyou don't know?
- I don't know! -[Sighs ]
- Oh, no, Hannah! Look,Janie! - What? Hey!
- She's sick! - No, she's not!
- I'll have to perform one ofmy operations. - [ Hannah ] No!
- No, not Sid's room. Not there. - Hey, give it back!
Sid! Sid!
- Oh, no, we have a sick patient here, Nurse. - [ Banging On Door]
- Prepare the O.R., stat! [ Sinister Chuckle ] -[Hannah Shouting]
Patient is... prepped.
No one's ever attempted a double bypass...
brain transplant before.
Now for the tricky part. Pliers!
I don't believe that man's ever been to medical school.
[ Chuckles, Imitates Nurse ] Doctor, you've done it!
Hannah!
-Janie's all better now. - [ Screaming ]
- [Hannah ] Mom!Mom! -[Sid]She's lying!
Whatever she says, it's not true!
[Departing Footfalls ]
[ Gasping, Shuddering]
[ Voice Quavering ]
We are gonna die. I'm outta here!
Locked.
- There's gotta be another way outta here. -[Rustling]
Uh, Buzz? W-Was that you?
- [ Teeth Chattering, Gasps ] -[ Creaking]
[Rustling]
[ Creaking]
Hey, hi there, little fella.
Come out here. Do you know a way outta here?
[ Gasps, Teeth Chattering ]
[ Gasps ]
- [ Gasps ] -** [ "Pop Goes the Weasel"]
[ Yells, Muttering, Gibbering ]
B-B-B-B-Bu-- Buzz!
- They're cannibals. - [ Gasps ]
- [ Buzzes ] - Mayday, mayday.
- Come in, Star Command. Send reinforcements. - [ Teeth Chattering ]
Star Command, doyou copy?
- [ Buzzing ] - I've set my laser from stun to kill.
Aw, great. Great. Yeah, and ifanyone attacks us, we can blink 'em to death.
-[Rustling] - [ Rex ] Hey, you guys, I think I found him!
- Buzz, is thatyou? - [ Cat Yowls ]
Whiskers, will you get outta here!
- You're interfering with the search and rescue! -[ Car Approaching]
[ Gasps ] Look, they're home.
Mom, haveyou seen Woody?
- Where was the last place you left him? - Right here in the van.
Oh, I'm sure he's there. You'rejust not looking hard enough.
He's not here, Mom. Woody's gone.
[ Gasps ] Woody's gone?
Yeah, boy, the weasel ran away.
Huh? Huh? I told you he was guilty.
Who would've thought he was capable of such atrocities?
Oh, Slink, I hope he's okay.
[Sid] Oh, a survivor. Where's the rebel base? Talk!
I can see yourwill is strong.
Well, we have ways of making you talk.
[ Sizzling ]
Where are your rebel friends now? [ Sinister Chuckle ]
[Sid's Mom ] Sid,your Pop Tarts are ready!
All right!
-[Sizzling Continues ] - [ Screaming ]
[ Grunting ]
Are you all right? I'm proud ofyou, Sheriff.
A lesser man would've talked under such torture.
I sure hope this isn't permanent.
Still no word from Star Command. We're not that far from the space port.
The door. It's open! We're free!
-Woody, we don't know what's out there! -I'll tell you wha-- [ Screams ]
- They're gonna eat us, Buzz! Do something quick! - Shield your eyes.
[ Buzzing ]
It's not working. I recharged it before I left. I-It should be good for--
You idiot! You're a toy! Useyour karate chop action!
- Get away! Hoo-cha! - Hey! Hey! How're you doin' that? Stop that.
Back! Back, you savages! Back!
- Woody, stop it! - Sorry, guys, but dinner's canceled!
There's no place like home! There's no place like home!
- There's no place like home. [ Gasps ] - [Snarling]
[ Snoring ]
[ Muffled Yell, Gasping ]
Another stunt like that, cowboy, you're gonna get us killed.
- Don't tell me what to do. - Shh!
[Snoring Continues ]
[ Heavy Breathing ]
[ Voice Box ] Yee-haw! Giddyap, pardner!
- We got to get this wagon train a-movin'! - [ Snarling ]
[ Growling ]
- Split up! -[Scud Growling]
[ Sniffing ]
[ Snarling ] Hmm?
[ Growling ]
[Snoring]
[ Snarls, Panting ]
[Man] Calling Buzz Lightyear. Come in, Buzz Lightyear.
- This is Star Command. Buzz Lightyear, do you read me? - Star Command!
[Boy] Buzz Lightyear responding. Readyou loud and clear.
Buzz Lightyear, planet Earth needs your help.
- [ Boy ] On the way! - [ Chorus ] Buzz Lightyear!
[Announcer ] The world's greatest superhero! Now the world's greatest toy!
Buzz has it all! Locking wrist communicator!
-[Boy] Calling Buzz Lightyear! - Karate chop action!
- [ Boy ] Wow! - Pulsating laser light!
-[Boy] Total annihilation! - Multi-phase voice simulator!
[ Voice Box ] There's a secret mission in uncharted space.
And best of all, high pressure space wings!
- To infinity and beyond! - [ Announcer #2 ] Not a flying toy.
[Announcer#1 ] Getyour Buzz Lightyearaction figure...
- and save a galaxy nearyou! - [ Chorus ] Buzz Lightyear!
Available at all Al's Toy Barn outlets in the Tri-county area.
[Sportscaster] And welcome back...
to the Point Richmond Bowling Championship.
[Sportscaster Continues ]
* Out among the stars I sit *
* Way beyond the moon *
* In my silver ship I sailed*
* To a dream that ended too soon *
* Now I know exactly *
- * Who I am and what I'm here for * - [ Chi rpi ng ]
[ Woody's Voice ] You are a toy! You can't fly!
* And I will go sailing *
* No more *
* But no, it can't be true *
* I could fly ifl wanted to *
* Like a bird in the sky *
* Ifl believed I could fly *
* Why, I'd fly *
T o i nfi nity and beyond!
* Clearly, I *
* Will go sailing *
* No more **
- Mom! Mom, have you seen my Sally doll? - [ Click ]
[ Mom ] What, dear? What was that?
Never mind!
[ Rattling ]
Oof!. Oof!. [ Groans ]
Buzz, the coast is clear. Buzz, where are you?
[Buzz's Voice Box ] There's a secret mission. in unchartedspace. Let's go.
[Hannah ] Really? That is so interesting.
Would you like some tea, Mrs. Nesbitt?
- [ Gasps ] Buzz! - It's so nice you could join us on such late notice.
- Oh, no! - What a lovelyhat, Mrs. Nesbitt.
It goes quite well withyour head.
[ Clears Throat, I mitating Mother ] Hannah! Oh, Hannah!
Mom? Please excuse me, ladies.
I'll be right back.
What is it, Mom? Mom, where areyou?
Buzz. Hey. Buzz, areyou okay?
[ Slurring ] Gone! [ Sniffles ] It's all gone.
All ofit's gone. Bye-bye. Whoo-whoo. Seeya.
- What happened toyou? - One minuteyou're defending the whole galaxy.
And suddenlyyou find yourself suckin' down Darjeeling with...
MarieAntoinette andherlittle sister.
[ Chuckles ]
I thinkyou've had enough tea for today.
Let's get you outta here, Buzz.
Don't you get it? You see the hat?
- I am Mrs. Nesbitt! Ha-ha-ha-ha! - Snap out of it, Buzz!
[ Hysterical Chuckling, Squeaks ]
I-I-I-- I'm sorry. I-- You're right.
I am just a little depressed. That's all.
I-- I can get through this.
- Oh, I'm a sham! - Shh!
- Look at me. - Quiet, Buzz.
I can't even fly out of a window.
The hat look good? Tell me the hat look good.
- The apron is a bit much. - "Out the window"! Buzz, you're a genius!
- [ Crying ] - Come on, come on. This way.
Years of academy, training, wasted!
Ha, ha. B-3.
- Miss! G-6. - Oh!
- You sunk it. Areyou peeking? - Heh, heh!
Oh, quityourwhinin' and pay up. No, no, not the ear.
- Give me the nose. Come on. - How about three out offive?
[ Straining ] Hey, guys! Guys! Hey!
- Son of a building block. It's Woody. - He's in the psycho's bedroom.
- Ha, ha! Hi! - Everyone! It's Woody!
- Woody? - You're kidding! - Woody?
Ha! We're gonna get outta here, Buzz.
Buzz?
[ Imitating Airplane ]
[ Sputtering, Crashing ]
- Hey, look! - Woody!
Oh, boy, am I glad to seeyou guys.
- I knewyou'd come back, Woody. - What areyou doin' over there?
It's a long story, Bo. I'll explain later.
Here! Catch this!
[Bo ] Ha!
- Whoa! I've got it, Woody. - He got it, Woody.
Good goin', Slick. Now just, just tie it on to somethin'.
- Wait, wait, wait, wait. I got a better idea. How 'bout we don't? - Hey!
- Potato Head. - Did you all take stupid pills this morning?
Haveyou forgotten what he did to Buzz?
And nowyou wanna let him back over here?
No! No, no, no, no, no! You got it-- You got it all wrong, Potato Head.
Buzz is fine. Buzz is right here. He's with me!
- You are a liar! - No, I'm not. Buzz, come over here.
Tell the nice boys that you're-- that you're not dead.
[ Gasps, Sputters ] Just a sec!
Buzz, will you get up here and give me a hand?
[ Chuckling ] That's very funny, Buzz.
- This is serious! -[Rex] Hey, Woody! Where'dya go?
[Potato Head] He's lying. Buzz ain't there.
Oh! Hi, Buzz!
Why don't you say hello to the guys over there?
[ As Buzz ] Hiya, fellas! To infinity and beyond!
Hey, look! It's Buzz!
Hey, Buzz, let's show the guys our new secret best friends handshake.
Give me five, man!
Something's screwy here.
So you see we're friends now, guys. Aren't we, Buzz?
[ As Buzz ] You bet. Give me a hug.
Ho-ho! Boy, I love you too.
See? It is Buzz.
- Now give back the lights, Potato Head. - Wait just a minute.
- What are you tryin' to pull? - Nothing! - [ Screaming ]
- [Group Murmuring] - [ Grunts, Retches ]
- Oh, that is disgusting. - Murderer!
- No! No, no, no, no, no! - You murdering dog!
- It's not what you think. I swear! - Save it for the jury.
I hope Sid pulls yourvoice box out, ya creep.
No, no! No, no! Don't leave! Don't leave!
Ya gotta help us, please! You don't know what it's like over here!
Come on. Let's get outta here.
Go back to your lives, citizens. Show's over.
[Woody] Come back!Slink!
Slink! Please! Please! Listen to me!
No! No! Come back!
Slinky!
[Thunder Rumbling]
[ Thumping, Clattering]
Buzz! Go away!
You disgusting freaks! Aaah!
All right, back! Back, you cannibals! Aah! Oof!.
He is still alive, andyou're not gonna get him, you monsters!
What are you doin'?
Hey. Hey, they fixed you.
But-- But they're cannibals.
We saw them eat those other toys.
[ Quacks ]
Uh, sorry. I-I-I thought that you were gonna--
[ Chuckles ] You know, you know, eat my friend.
[Woody] Hey, no, no, wait, hey!
- What's wrong? - [Sid's Mom ] Sid?
[Sid] Not now, Mom! I'm busy!
- Sid! Buzz, come on! -[Mom ] You left that door open.
Get up! Use your legs! Fine! Let Sid trash you, but don't blame me!
It came! It finally came!
Ha, ha!
"The Big One."
" Extremely dangerous.
Keep out ofreach ofchildren. "
Cool! What am I gonna blow?
Man. Hey, where's that wimpy cowboy doll?
[Buzz Buzzing]
Yes. I've always wanted to put a spaceman into orbit.
-[Tape Peeling] - [Sid] Heh, heh.
Now. Yes.
[Sinister Chuckle ]
-[Thunderclap ] - Oh, no!
[ Thunder Rumbling]
Oh, man!
Sid Phillips reporting.
Launch of the shuttle has been delayed...
due to adverse weather conditions at the launch site.
Tomorrow's forecast: sunny.
[Sinister Chuckle ] Sweet dreams.
[Footfalls Approaching]
[Mom ] I looked everywhere, honey, but all I could find was your hat.
But what if we leave them behi nd?
Oh, don't worry, honey. I 'm sure we'll find Woody and Buzz before we leave tomorrow.
[ Door Creaks, Closes ]
[Rex Gasps ] I needair!
Whywill you quit movin' around?
I'm sorry. It's just that I get-- I get so nervous before I travel.
How did I get stuck with you as a moving buddy?
Everyone else was picked.
[ Snoring ]
[Bo ] Oh, Woody.
If onlyyou could see how much Andy misses you.
[Thunder Rumbling]
[ Snoring ]
[ Straining ]
Psst. Psst! Hey, Buzz!
Hey.
Get over here andsee if you can get this toolbox offme.
Oh, come on, Buzz, I--
Buzz, I can't do this without you. I need your help.
I can't help. I can't help anyone.
Why, sureyou can, Buzz. You can get me outta here.
Then I'll get that rocket offyou, and we'll make a break for Andy's house.
Andy's house, Sid's house. What's the difference?
Oh, Buzz. You've had a big fall. You must not be thinking clearly.
No, Woody. For the first time I am thinking clearly.
You were right all along. I'm not a Space Ranger.
I'm just a toy, a stupid, little, insignificant toy.
Whoa, hey, wait a minute.
Bein' a toy is a lot better than bein' a, a Space Ranger.
- Yeah, right. - No, it is.
Look, over in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest.
Andit's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal.
It's becauseyou're a toy. You are his toy.
But why would Andy want me?
Why would Andy want you? Look at you! You're a Buzz Lightyear.
Any other toy would give up his moving partsjust to beyou.
You've got wings. You glow in the dark. You talk!
Your helmet does that, that, that whoosh thing.
You are a cool toy.
As a matter of fact, you're too cool.
I mean, I mean, what chance does a toy like me have...
against a Buzz Lightyear action figure?
All I can do is--
[ Voice Box ] There's a snake in my boots.
Whywould Andy everwant to playwith me...
when he's gotyou?
I'm the one that should be strapped to that rocket.
[Birds Chirping]
Listen, Buzz, forget about me.
You should get outta here while you can.
[ Chirping Continues ]
[ Sighs ]
[ Clattering]
Buzz? What are you doin'? I thought you were--
Come on, Sheriff. There's a kid over in that house who needs us.
Now let's get you out of this thing. [ Grunts ]
Yes, sir!
- [ Straining ] - Come on, Buzz. We can do it.
- [ Grunts ] -[EngineApproaching]
Woody, it's the moving van.
We gotta get outta here now.
[ Grunts ]
Come on, Buzz.
All right. [ Grunts ] Buzz!
- Hey, I'm out! - Almost there.
[ Sputters ] I want to ride the pony. [ Snores ]
Phew. Woody?
Woody? Are you all right?
I'm fine. I'm okay.
[ Ringing ]
[ Ringing Continues ]
[Ringing Continues ]
[ Clock Clatters On Floor, Ringing Stops ]
Oh, yeah! Time for liftoff!. Whoo!
To infinity and beyond!
Whoo-hoo!
[ Growls, Barks, Snarling ]
- Aah! Back, back. - [ Barks, Yelps ]
- Down, down! - [Barks ]
- Okay, what do I do? Come on, Woody. Think. -[ Toys Clattering]
Guys!
No, no, no, no! Wait! Wait. Listen, please.
There's a good toy down there, and he's gonna be blown to bits in a few minutes.
All because of me. We've gotta save him.
And, uh-- But I need your help.
[Toy Creaking]
Please. He's my friend.
And he's the only one I've got.
[ Tapping Morse Code ]
-[Toy Trumpeting] -[Tapping Continues ]
Thankyou. Okay, I think I know what to do.
We're gonna have to break a few rules.
But if it works, it'll help everybody.
[ Sighs ]
-[Pounding] - [Sid] Houston to Mission Control. Come in, Control.
Launch pad is being constructed.
- [ Growls ] -[ Woody]All right, listen up.
I need Pump Boy here, Ducky here.
- Legs, you're with Ducky. - [ Quacks ]
RollerBob and I don't move till we get the signal. Clear?
- [ Quacks ] - Okay. Let's move!
[ Barks ]
[Barking Continues ]
[ Quacks ]
Wind the frog.
- ** [ " Pop Goes the Weasel" ] -[Dog Snarls ]
- [ Chitters ] -[Frog Revs ]
[ Straining ]
[Birds Chirping]
- Wait for the signal. -[Frog Revs ]
[ Quacks, Mutters ]
[ Muttering ]
[ Blubbers ]
- [ Ringing ] - Go!
- [ Growls ] - [ Engine Revving ]
- [ Barks ] - All right, let's go!
[Hannah ] I'll get it!
Now!
- I'm coming. I'm coming. -[Ringing Continues ]
- [ Quacks ] -[Barking Continues ]
[ Barking ]
- [ Yelps ] - Scud!
- [ Laughing ] - [ Snarls ]
- [ Barks ] - Stupid dog.
[Barking Continues ]
Lean back!
[Sid] Uh, Mission Control, is the launch pad construction complete?
Uh, roger. Rocket is now secured to guide wire.
We are currently obtaining the ignition sticks.
- Countdown will commence momentarily. Stand by. - Let's go.
Hey, Ma! Where are the matches? Oh, wait. Here they are. Never mind.
- Woody! Great! Hel p me outta this thing. - Shh!
- What? - It's okay.
Everything's under control.
- [ Whispering ] Woody, what are you doing? - Houston.
All systems are go. Requesting permission to launch--
Hey? How'd you get out here?
Oh, well. You and I can have a cookout later.
[ Chuckles ]
Houston, do we have permission to launch?
[ Imitating Radio Static ] Uh, roger. Permission granted.
You are confirmed at "T"minus ten seconds.
And counting. Ten, nine,
eight, seven, six,
five, four, three, two,
- one! -[ Woody's Voice Box ] Reach for the sky!
- Huh? - This town ain't big enough for the two of us.
- What? - Somebody's poisoned the water hole.
- It's busted. - Who are you callin' busted, buster?
- [ Whimpers ] - That's right.
- I'm talking toyou, Sid Phillips. - [ Gasps ]
- We don't like bein' blown up, Sid, or smashed or ripped apart. - "We"?
That's right! Yourtoys!
Mama!
Mama! Mama!
[ Gasps ]
[ Squeaks ]
[ Gasps ]
Aaah! [ Gasps ]
Aaah!
- [ Gasps ] - Mama!
From now on, you must take good care ofyour toys!
Because ifyou don't, we'll find out, Sid.
We toys can see everything.
So play nice.
Aaah!
Ha-ha! We did it! We did it! Ha-ha! Yes!
The toys! The toys are alive!
N-Nice toy. Aaah!
- [ Whimpers ] - What's wrong, Sid?
- Don'tyou want to playwith Sally? -[SidSobbing]
Nice work, fellows. Good job.
Comin' out ofthe ground, what a touch. That was a stroke of genius.
Woody.
- Thanks. - [Horn Honks ]
[Woman ] Everybodysay, "Bye, house! "
- Woody! The van! -[Andy] Bye, house.
[ Grunts ]
- We gotta run! Thanks, guys! - [ Car Door Slides Closed]
[ Ignition Starting ]
- Quick! - [ Grunts ]
[ Engine Revving ]
J ust go. I'll catch up.
[ Grunts ]
[ Truck Approaching]
[ Both ] Aaah!
Come on!
[ Growls ]
- [ Grunts ] - You can do it, Woody!
[ Grunts ] I got it! Woo-hoo-hoo!
-[Scud Barking] - I made it. - [ Gasps ]
Aaah! Get away, you stupid dog! Down!
- Down! Aah! Aah! - Hold on, Woody!
[ Grunts ] I can't do it.
-[ Cloth Ripping] - Take care of Andy for me!
- No! - [ Yelps ]
- Buzz! - [ Snarling ]
[ Snarling, Barking ]
- [ Grunts ] -[Scud Barking]
- Ow! - Are we there already? - Woody?
- How didyou-- - How'd he get here?
- Where haveyou-- - What happened?
- Ow! - What's goin' on?
- What's he takin'? - Aha! There you are!
- Hey. What's he doing? - [ Whimpers ]
- Aah! - He's at it again!
- [ Barks ] - [ Horn Beeping ]
-[Barking] - [ Engine Revving ]
Ha, ha, ha!
- Get him! - Come on!
[ Gasps ]
[ Barking ]
- [ Roars ] - Ah, ah, no, no!
[Barks]
- [ Barks ] - No, no, no, no! Wait! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
- [ Barks ] - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! [ Groans ]
[ Barks, Pants ]
- Pig pile! - [ Grunts ]
Aaah!
[Horn Honking, Tires Screeching]
- [ Barking ] - [ Horns Honking ]
- [Woman ] Get outta that car! - [Man ] Move it!
Whew.
No! Please! You don't understand!
Buzz is out there. We gotta help him.
- No! - Toss him overboard!
No, no, no! Wait! Aah!
- Hooray! - So long, Woody!
- [ Sighs ] -[Horn Honking]
Aah!
Oh! Woody!
- Oh! Well, thanks for the ride. - Look out!
Aaah!
- Now let's catch up to that truck. - [ Beeps ]
[ Chattering, Laughing ]
Guys! Guys! Woody's riding R.C.
- What? - And Buzz is with him!
- [ Horn Beeping ] - It is Buzz! Woodywas telling the truth.
- What have we done? - Great! Now I have guilt.
We're almost there!
Rocky, the ramp!
[ Grunts ]
Look out!
Quick! Hold onto my tail!
- Attaboy, Slink! - Oh! Woody!
Woody! Speed up!
- Speed up! - The batteries!
They're runnin'out!
[ Slinky] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Whoa! Aah!
[TimonAnd Pumbaa ] * Hakuna Matata What a wonderful phrase
- [ Giggles ] - Aaah!
- I can't hold on much longer. - Slink! Hang on!
- Aaah! - Ouch!
[Mourning Dove Cooing]
Great!
Woody! The rocket!
The match! Yes!
Thankyou, Sid!
[ Car Approaching]
No! No, no! No!
No! Oh, no!
No, no, no, no, no,
no!
[ Sobs ] No!
- Woody! What are you doing? - Hold still, Buzz!
- Ha-ha! Ha-ha! - You did it!
Next stop: Andy!
Wait a minute. I just lit a rocket. Rockets explode!
[ Teeth Chattering ]
I should have held on longer.
Look! Look! It's Woody and Buzz comin' up fast!
Woody!
[ Rex ] Aah! Take cover!
Aaah! This is the part where we blow up!
Not today!
[Fireworks Crackling]
Aaah!
Hey, Buzz! You're flyin'!
This isn't flying. This is falling with style.
[ Woody] Ha-ha-ha!
To infinity and beyond!
Uh, Buzz, we missed the truck.
We're not aiming for the truck.
[ Thudding ]
Hey, wow!
- [Mother] What? What is it? - Woody! Buzz!
- Oh, great,you found them. Where were they? - Here in the car!
See? Now, what'd I tellyou? Right where you left 'em.
[ Giggles ]
- Which one can I open first? - Let's let Molly open one.
[ Sergeant ] Frankincense, this is Myrrh.
- Hey, heads up, everybody. It's show time. - Whoa! It's time!
Ohh! Oh, Bo.
There's got to be a less painful way to get my attention.
Merry Christmas, Sheriff.
- Say, isn't that mistletoe? - Mm-hmm.
- Ooh! -[Kissing Sounds, Bo Giggles ]
Maybe Andywill get another dinosaur.
Like a leaf eater. That way I could play the, uh, dominant predator.
Quiet, everyone! Quiet!
[ Sergeant ] Molly's first present is Mrs. Potato Head.
Repeat: a Mrs. Potato Head.
Way to go, Idaho!
Gee, I'd better shave.
-[Radio Whining] -[Sergeant] Come in, Frankincense.
Andy is now opening his first present.
- It's -- [Static ] - Buzz. Buzz Lightyear,
- [Sergeant ] I can't quite-- - you are not worried, are you?
- Me? No, no. Pfft. - [Sergeant ] Make out--
No. No, no, no, no. Mm-mm.
[Sergeant ] A large box-- It's-- It's-- It's--
- Are you? - [ Chuckles ] Now, Buzz,
what could Andy possibly get that is worse than you?
[ Andy On Monitor] Oh, what is it? What is it?
- [ Puppy Barking ] - [ Andy] Wow! A puppy!
[ Chuckles ]
* Ooo, ooo, ooo, ooo *
* You've got a friendin me *
* You've got a friend in me *
* When the road looks rough ahead*
* Andyou're miles and miles from your nice, warm bed*
* Youjust remember whatyour old pal said*
* Boy, you've got a friend in me *
* Yeah, you've got a friend in me *
* You've got a friend in me *
-* You got troubles * -* And I got 'em too *
* There isn't anything I wouldn't do foryou *
* Ifwe stick together we can see it through *
* 'Cause you've got a friend in me *
* You've got a friend in me *
* Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am *
* Bigger and stronger too *
* Maybe *
* But none ofthem will ever love you the way I do *
[ Together ] * It's me andyou, boy *
* And as the years go by *
* Our friendship will never die *
* You're gonna see it's our destiny *
* You've got a friend in me *
* You've got a friend in me **