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Survival of the fittest.
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It's the law of the jungle.
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There's always someone trying
to take what's yours.
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How do I know?
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It almost happened to me.
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Hi-yah!
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Tim Templeton...
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quit monkeying around.
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Hot dogs are getting cold.
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Hot dogs?
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At least, this is how I remember it.
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All right, buddy, let's eat.
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You see, I was seven years old...
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and back then,
you relied on your imagination.
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When I wasn't exploring the Congo...
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I was a deep sea diver.
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Tim!
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Our hero!
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Don't worry, Mom and Dad.
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I got this!
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Grab on!
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Some days, I rescued my parents.
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That way!
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Other days, they rescued me.
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- I'm losing control.
- Tim, look out!
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Tree!
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You're breaking up!
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Slow down, Tim!
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- Turn, Tim.
- Turn!
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- Are you hurt?
- I'm okay.
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Show Mommy your teeth.
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It was just the three of us.
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The Templetons.
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And three is the perfect number.
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Interesting fact...
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did you know that the triangle
is the strongest shape found in nature?
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I was the luckiest kid ever.
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My parents even had cool jobs.
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They worked for the biggest pet company
in the world...
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Puppy Co.
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- Yes, Mr. Francis?
- Puppy Co needs you.
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It's go time.
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They worked in a department
called "Marketing..."
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where they got to launch new products.
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Even though my parents worked really hard...
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they still made just enough time for me.
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Three stories, five hugs,
and my special song, right?
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You got it!
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Blackbird singing in the dead of night
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Take these broken wings and learn to fly
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All your life
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You were only waiting
For this moment to arise
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Hey, Tim. How would you like
to have a baby brother?
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No, thanks. I'm enough.
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Life was good. Life was perfect.
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But as I drifted off to sleep...
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something my parents said got me thinking.
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Where do babies come from?
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The day I got a little brother
started like any other day...
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but little did I know...
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my life would never be the same.
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Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m.
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Wake up, little halflings!
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Morning, Wizzie!
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What great adventure
lies in wait for you today?
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Oh, yeah!
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My parents always said
that I had an overactive imagination.
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But I clearly remember...
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the baby was delivered in a taxi.
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What the...
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Hey!
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Tim, look who's here.
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Meet your new baby brother.
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Baby what?
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Brother.
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I had a million questions.
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Who is this guy? Why is he here?
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What's with that outfit?
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Why's he so fat? Why's he staring at me?
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Does he know karate? What's going on?
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That way?
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Right from the start,
he was yelling at people...
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ordering everyone around.
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Oh, you want this?
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One thing was clear. He was the boss.
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He set up his office, right
smack dab in the middle of the house.
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He conducted meetings.
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- You called?
- Do you need Señor Squeaky?
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Lots and lots of meetings.
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Even in the middle of the night.
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I'm up! I'm up!
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- We're coming!
- We'll be right there!
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If things weren't done
to his immediate satisfaction...
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he had a fit.
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- Where's the bottle?
- He has to have his bottle!
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He had everyone wrapped around
his chubby little finger.
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Everyone except for me.
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- Diaper!
- Bottle!
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Dad! I can't sleep.
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I know, bud. Me neither.
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The baby needs a lot of attention right now.
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Okay, good talk!
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- But...
- It's okay.
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Daddy's here. Daddy's here.
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What about me?
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The year: 2057.
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Ensign T-Rex and I are investigating
a hostile alien invasion.
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It's so much worse than we thought.
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Mom, he's naked!
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I'm naked!
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Say "naked."
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No!
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Who's Mommy's little cutie?
Are you Mommy's little cutie?
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No, he's Daddy's little tough guy, right?
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You know one of us has to go
with Mr. Francis to the pet convention.
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In Vegas.
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- You know what? You should go.
- No, no. You should go.
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Well, you need a break.
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- I'll stay with the baby, and you...
- Maybe the baby should decide.
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Who do you want to stay with you?
Daddy or Mommy?
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Or Daddy?
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He wants his mommy.
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Okay, we need to talk!
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In private.
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- Sure.
- About what, bud?
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About the b-a-b-e-e.
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"Y," Tim.
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Why? Because he came out of nowhere!
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We don't even know him.
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How can we trust him?
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Come on, he's just a baby.
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Seriously? I'm the only one that thinks
there's something weird about this guy?
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- Oopsie! I got it.
- Five-second rule.
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Tim?
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Look at him! He wears a suit!
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I know. Isn't it cute?
He's like a little man.
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He carries a briefcase.
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Does no else think that's...
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I don't know, a little freaky?
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Well, you carried Lam-Lam around
until you were like...
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This is not about Lam-Lam.
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All babies are different, Tim.
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And each one is special.
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He's taking over the whole house!
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Are you taking over the house?
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Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
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Trust me, one day you're gonna
get to know this little guy...
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and you are gonna love him
with all of your heart.
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Just like we do.
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All of your heart?
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Never.
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Hello!
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It's time for my three stories,
five hugs, and special song!
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How about one story...
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three hugs, and my special song?
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Just my special song?
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Mom?
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Dad?
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Hey.
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What happened to bedtime?
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We'll have it on Monday, Mr. Francis.
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Don't cry! Don't cry.
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Hello?
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Hello? No, ma'am, not yet.
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No, I'm not making excuses.
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Yes, ma'am,
I know I've been here a long time.
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Believe me, it feels like my whole life.
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I'm making great progress
with the parents already.
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The usual procedure,
sleep deprivation, hunger strikes.
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They're very disoriented.
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I've got them
eating out of the palm of my hand.
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They do everything for me.
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It's hilarious.
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But I think the kid might be on to me.
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No, I can handle him.
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I know how important this mission is
to the company.
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Mission?
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Well, trust me, ma'am.
You got the right baby for this job.
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Hands up, devil baby!
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Fart! Poop! Doodie!
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I've gotta deal with the k-i-d.
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You can talk!
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Uh, goo-goo Ga-ga.
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No, you can really talk. I heard you!
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Fine. I can talk.
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Now, let's see if you can listen.
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Get me a double espresso...
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and see if there's someplace around here
with decent sushi.
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I'd kill for a spicy tuna roll
right about now.
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Get yourself a little something.
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Who are you?
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Let's just say I'm the boss.
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The boss? You're a baby! You wear a diaper.
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You know who else wears diapers?
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Astronauts and NASCAR drivers, that's who.
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It's called efficiency, Templeton.
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The average toddler spends, what?
45 hours a year on the potty?
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I'm the boss.
I don't have that kind of spare time.
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Well, you're not the boss of me.
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- I am the boss of you.
- No, you're not.
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- Am, too.
- Are not.
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- Am, too!
- Are not!
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- Am, too.
- Are not!
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- Am, too.
- Are not!
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Am, too. Am, too.
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I was here first.
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Just wait until Mom and Dad find out
about this.
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Oh, yeah? You think they'd pick you over me?
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With your track record?
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You don't know anything about me.
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So that's how you wanna play it, huh?
Let's see.
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Templeton, Timothy. Middle name....
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I'm sorry.
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Leslie!
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- Mostly C's...
- How do you know all that?
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Can't ride a bike without training wheels?
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Even bears can ride a bike
without training wheels, Leslie.
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DOB says you're seven.
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Seven and a half.
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Power nap! You were saying?
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I'm seven and a half.
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Exactly! You're old.
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It's time to make way
for the next generation.
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It's the way of the world.
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You would never ask your parents
for an old toy.
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Lam-Lam?
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Everyone wants the hot, new thing.
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Destroy. Destroy.
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- Lam-Lam!
- I've got fresh batteries.
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Boom!
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Mom and Dad don't even know you.
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They love me!
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Oh, yeah? Do the math, kid.
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There's only so much love to go around.
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It's like these beads.
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You used to have all your parents' love.
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All their time. All their attention.
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You had all the beads.
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But then I came along.
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Babies take up a lot of time.
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They need a lot of attention.
They get all the love.
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We could share.
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You obviously didn't go to business school.
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Look, Templeton,
the numbers just don't add up.
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There's not enough love for the two of us.
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Not enough beads to go around.
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And then, all of a sudden,
there's no place for Tim.
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Tim doesn't fit anymore.
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Oh, no! What about Tim?
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So keep quiet. Stay out of my way.
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Or there's gonna be cutbacks.
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You can't be fired from your own family.
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Can you?
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Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m.
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Wake up, little half...
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What's the use?
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Arise for a nutritious breakfast!
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It's 7:00 a.m.
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What's wrong, Timothy?
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Has that little dwarf made you blue?
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Mm-hmm.
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Then I shall cast upon him a great curse!
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He shall not pass!
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It's no use, Wizzie.
266
00:17:37,960 --> 00:17:39,792
He's got Mom and Dad completely fooled.
267
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,953
If they knew what I knew,
they'd never let him stay.
268
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:46,798
Perhaps your parents need to be enlightened.
269
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,117
With a great curse!
270
00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,555
They shall not pass!
271
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,552
Yeah. I need to enlighten them...
272
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:54,835
with proof!
273
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,559
That's what I need, proof!
274
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,912
Expose his dark magic!
275
00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,840
Testing, testing.
276
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,315
Testing, testing.
277
00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,000
Maybe they can return him to the store...
278
00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:14,355
and get their money back!
279
00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,113
We could buy a bouncy house!
280
00:18:17,200 --> 00:18:20,671
Godspeed, Tim! It's 8:45 a.m.
281
00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:28,151
Ninja.
282
00:18:30,520 --> 00:18:31,510
Ninja.
283
00:18:43,880 --> 00:18:44,836
Ninja.
284
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:53,839
Ninja.
285
00:19:09,720 --> 00:19:12,155
Babies everywhere! They're spreading.
286
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:14,915
Mom! Dad! What's going on?
287
00:19:17,360 --> 00:19:19,079
It's an invasion!
288
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,558
It's a play date!
289
00:19:24,760 --> 00:19:26,240
That's a keeper.
290
00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:29,040
It's a meeting, and you won't be attending.
291
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,039
We'll see about that.
292
00:19:38,680 --> 00:19:41,673
Thank you all for coming here
on such short notice.
293
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:43,069
Now, before we begin...
294
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:45,871
Yes, sir!
295
00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:47,275
- Sure is!
- Affirmative!
296
00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,113
Jimbo, run some interference.
297
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:51,716
Hey!
298
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:54,440
- We babies are having a crisis!
- Oh, no!
299
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:55,670
- That's awful!
- Horrible!
300
00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:56,870
What is it?
301
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:59,760
It's simpler if I just show you.
Teddy, if you please.
302
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:01,599
Let's put on a show.
303
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:04,870
Here we go!
304
00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,269
Jimbo, hit the lights.
305
00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:11,272
You see, babies aren't getting
as much love as we used to.
306
00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,199
Why? Have we been bad?
307
00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,271
No, Staci.
308
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,119
But I'll tell you who is.
309
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:19,717
Behold our mortal enemy. Puppies!
310
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,077
No! That's exactly the problem.
311
00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:25,715
Puppies? What's the deal with puppies?
312
00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:26,950
Throughout history...
313
00:20:27,160 --> 00:20:31,359
people have loved babies
more than anything in the world.
314
00:20:31,520 --> 00:20:33,159
We've always been a must-have item...
315
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,596
number one on every wish list.
316
00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,673
Puppies were merely accessories.
317
00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:43,359
But all that changed
when the puppies began coming out...
318
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,512
with new designer models.
319
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:48,280
Each one more adorable than the last.
320
00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:50,238
Remember the Labradoodle?
321
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:51,595
The Peekapoo?
322
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:54,639
The Chiweenie?
Try to say "Chiweenie" without smiling.
323
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:57,195
Not possible. Don't waste your time.
324
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,073
We all laughed at the Shar Pei.
325
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:01,951
And now it's number one in China.
326
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:03,430
- Oh, no.
- That's terrible!
327
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,319
- Horrible!
- Yes.
328
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:06,800
And it gets even worse.
329
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:10,670
Francis Francis, the CEO of Puppy Co,
made this announcement.
330
00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:12,240
Teddy, roll the clip.
331
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,392
And we are on schedule...
332
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:18,031
to release the most adorable puppy ever.
333
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:21,989
We're gonna launch it
at the pet convention in Las Vegas!
334
00:21:22,160 --> 00:21:23,435
Watch out, world!
335
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:26,195
It's gonna crush the competition!
336
00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,269
- Yay!
- No, Jimbo.
337
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,636
No "Yay"! We are the competition!
338
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:32,120
This is war.
339
00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:34,715
Puppies are winning, and babies are losing.
340
00:21:34,880 --> 00:21:35,711
Thank you, Teddy.
341
00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:37,951
And if this new puppy
is as cute as we fear...
342
00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:40,635
it could put the baby business
out of business, baby.
343
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,790
That's awful!
344
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:42,871
Bad news, baby!
345
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,394
What are we going to do?
346
00:21:44,560 --> 00:21:46,870
My job is to find out exactly what
that new puppy is...
347
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:48,713
so that Baby Corp can stop it.
348
00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:50,234
And you're going to help me.
349
00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:51,151
- Genius!
- Home run!
350
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:52,276
You still got it, boss!
351
00:21:52,440 --> 00:21:53,191
Yay!
352
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:54,111
Yay.
353
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,158
Now, your parents all work for Puppy Co.
354
00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,471
So have you learned anything from them?
355
00:21:58,640 --> 00:21:59,915
- Yes, sir!
- Sure did!
356
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,196
Fantastic. Triplets, go!
357
00:22:01,360 --> 00:22:02,157
- A.
- B.
358
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,197
- C.
- D.
359
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:05,591
No, what have you learned
about the new puppy?
360
00:22:05,800 --> 00:22:06,916
Yay, puppy!
361
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:08,799
No, Jimbo! Puppies are evil.
362
00:22:08,960 --> 00:22:10,235
Staci, read back the notes.
363
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,960
I can't read. What's it say?
364
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:17,953
This is my team?
365
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,840
A muscle-head, a bunch of yes men,
and a doodler?
366
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:21,797
- Exactly!
- Affirmative!
367
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:22,632
Good call.
368
00:22:22,800 --> 00:22:23,756
- Oh, yeah!
- Nice one, BB!
369
00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:24,990
Gotcha!
370
00:22:25,160 --> 00:22:29,200
Put that cookie down.
Cookies are for closers.
371
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:30,874
- Let's have another show!
- No, Teddy!
372
00:22:31,040 --> 00:22:32,759
- How about a hug?
- No more shows!
373
00:22:32,920 --> 00:22:33,512
Boss?
374
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:36,149
- There's plenty of love to go around.
- Go to sleep!
375
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,356
Nighty-night.
376
00:22:37,520 --> 00:22:38,351
- Boss!
- Boss!
377
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,476
- What?
- Parents!
378
00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:43,158
It's like they're having their own
little meeting.
379
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:50,398
- Isn't that adorable?
- Who wants dessert?
380
00:22:51,360 --> 00:22:52,635
God, this is so humiliating.
381
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,359
God, this is so humiliating.
382
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,040
Wait until Mom and Dad hear this.
383
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,956
Hey, Templeton, what you got there?
384
00:23:02,840 --> 00:23:04,035
Nothing.
385
00:23:04,200 --> 00:23:05,520
Hand over the tape.
386
00:23:06,800 --> 00:23:07,790
Never!
387
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,991
Mom! Dad! Over here!
388
00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:20,356
- Hi, Timmy!
- Hi! Anyway...
389
00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,076
Flower power!
390
00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:29,640
You can't get away from Johnny Law,
simpleton.
391
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:36,035
Fasten your seat belt. Let's go!
392
00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:42,830
Run, run, run.
393
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,550
What? Hey!
394
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:51,630
Uh-oh.
395
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:57,789
Run, run, run.
396
00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,474
Catch, catch, catch.
397
00:24:05,960 --> 00:24:06,871
Yes!
398
00:24:11,920 --> 00:24:12,717
Oh, yeah!
399
00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,159
Let go, you little...
400
00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,437
Oh, look! The kids are finally getting along.
401
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:21,915
That's nice.
402
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,870
Sayonara!
403
00:24:42,280 --> 00:24:43,270
You wanna play?
404
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:44,830
Let's play.
405
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:51,599
No!
406
00:24:53,080 --> 00:24:54,116
Save Boss! Save Boss!
407
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:58,590
- Get him!
- I got him!
408
00:24:58,760 --> 00:24:59,750
- I got him!
- I got him!
409
00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:08,073
You're toast, baby man!
410
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:10,232
Upsies, I need upsies!
411
00:25:13,920 --> 00:25:15,320
Who wants...
412
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:16,596
Cheese sticks!
413
00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:22,831
Mom, Dad! I've got proof!
414
00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:31,352
Someone can't go down the stairs?
415
00:25:32,840 --> 00:25:34,911
Nothing can stop me!
416
00:25:44,280 --> 00:25:47,034
Mom! Dad! Where are you guys?
417
00:25:47,200 --> 00:25:48,190
Hello?
418
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:49,754
Where did everyone go?
419
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:52,676
Mom, Dad! The baby can talk!
420
00:25:52,840 --> 00:25:54,513
Oh, can he now?
421
00:25:54,680 --> 00:25:55,955
Wait, how did you...
422
00:25:56,120 --> 00:25:57,315
Hand over the tape, Timmy.
423
00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:58,960
Or Lam-Lam gets it, see?
424
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:00,791
No!
425
00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,236
What's that, Lam-Lam? You want a nose ring?
426
00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:06,279
It's really not my scene,
but who am I to judge?
427
00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:10,477
And an eyebrow ring?
Seems like a little too much, Lam-Lam.
428
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,878
How's that gonna look in a job interview?
429
00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:13,871
Stop it!
430
00:26:14,040 --> 00:26:15,952
The tape, Timmy! Or I'm gonna rip, rip, rip.
431
00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:17,236
No! Let go!
432
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:18,390
- You let go!
- You let go!
433
00:26:18,560 --> 00:26:19,880
- Give me the tape!
- Give me Lam-Lam!
434
00:26:23,360 --> 00:26:24,953
Whoops! Too far.
435
00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,079
Templeton! Templeton, let's be reasonable.
436
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:29,118
We can be reasonable, right?
What are you doing?
437
00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:31,237
You've been asking for this
since you got here!
438
00:26:31,440 --> 00:26:33,113
We can talk about this over a juice box!
439
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,834
Time for juice boxes is over.
440
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,310
No, Templeton. You wouldn't.
441
00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:39,597
Say bye-bye, baby! You're fired!
442
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:40,511
What are you doing?
443
00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:41,670
Nothing.
444
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:46,830
My proof!
445
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:48,679
Tim! Explain yourself!
446
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:49,956
Yes, explain yourself.
447
00:26:50,120 --> 00:26:51,759
It wasn't me! It was the baby's fault.
448
00:26:51,960 --> 00:26:53,030
The baby's fault?
449
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:54,953
It's true! He can talk.
450
00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,757
They all can talk.
They were having a meeting.
451
00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:59,036
There's something about puppies.
452
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,351
It's one big baby con-spy-racy!
453
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:03,193
Timothy Leslie Templeton!
454
00:27:03,360 --> 00:27:04,840
We are very disappointed in you.
455
00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,356
- No, we're mad at you!
- Exactly, we're mad at you.
456
00:27:07,560 --> 00:27:09,119
- Mad?
- You need a time-out!
457
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,999
- You're grounded!
- Yes, grounded!
458
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:12,150
- For two...
- Three!
459
00:27:12,320 --> 00:27:13,356
- Three days?
- Weeks!
460
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:14,749
Weeks! Three weeks!
461
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,752
For three... evers!
462
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:17,671
Grounded?
463
00:27:17,840 --> 00:27:20,560
You're gonna stay in this house
with your baby brother...
464
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,030
until you learn to get along.
465
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:25,310
Great.
466
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:30,479
It was my first time behind bars.
467
00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:32,313
The big house.
468
00:27:32,480 --> 00:27:33,800
The lock-up.
469
00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:36,033
Grounded for life.
470
00:27:36,720 --> 00:27:40,236
The minutes turned into hours,
the hours into days.
471
00:27:40,400 --> 00:27:42,232
Every man has his breaking point.
472
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:44,280
This was mine.
473
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,878
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
474
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:53,070
- Take these broken wings and learn to fly
- Hey, that's my song.
475
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:55,996
All your life
476
00:27:56,840 --> 00:28:01,039
You were only waiting
For this moment to arise
477
00:28:01,760 --> 00:28:03,592
It's okay, little halfling.
478
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,355
Perhaps I can be of some assistance.
479
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:10,914
Blackbird singing in the dead of night!
480
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:15,592
Pray, take these broken wings
and learn to fly!
481
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:17,353
Fly, you fools!
482
00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:18,636
Thanks, Wizzie.
483
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,039
But it's not the same.
484
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,840
If only I could reach my magical shank.
485
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,469
I could break us out of this big house.
486
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:30,150
Templeton!
487
00:28:38,400 --> 00:28:40,119
Templeton, we have to talk.
488
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:41,310
Go away.
489
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:50,071
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
490
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:52,797
Stop it!
491
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:54,559
That's my song, not yours.
492
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,518
My parents wrote it just for me.
493
00:28:56,680 --> 00:28:58,956
Really?
Your parents are Lennon and McCartney?
494
00:28:59,120 --> 00:29:01,351
No, Ted and Janice.
495
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:02,840
You don't even know their names!
496
00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:04,559
You're just trying to steal them from me.
497
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:05,955
You stole everything!
498
00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,793
You're the one who should be in jail!
499
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:11,873
Look, it's time we put our differences aside.
500
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:16,236
Have you been...
501
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,430
No!
502
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,954
Where's HR when you need them?
503
00:29:50,200 --> 00:29:50,951
Take it.
504
00:29:51,120 --> 00:29:52,839
I don't want your filthy money.
505
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,151
Look, I told you to stay out of my way.
506
00:29:55,320 --> 00:29:57,152
I can't! You're in my house.
507
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,470
I don't wanna be here...
508
00:29:58,640 --> 00:30:00,279
any more than you want me to be here.
509
00:30:00,480 --> 00:30:02,312
Then why are you torturing me?
510
00:30:02,480 --> 00:30:04,949
The truth is I'm no ordinary baby.
511
00:30:05,120 --> 00:30:05,997
Well, no kidding.
512
00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,317
I'm on a mission from above.
513
00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:10,676
Are you the Baby Jesus?
514
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:13,436
Yes. I'm the Baby Jesus.
515
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:15,396
No!
516
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,995
You see, I'm more middle management
for the company.
517
00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:20,117
The company? What company?
518
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,270
Here.
519
00:30:22,080 --> 00:30:24,197
Take this. It'll explain everything.
520
00:30:24,360 --> 00:30:25,953
What do you want me to do with that?
521
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:29,512
- I want you to suck it.
- You suck it!
522
00:30:29,720 --> 00:30:30,517
No, it's for you to suck.
523
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,676
I'm not sucking that!
524
00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:33,320
- Suck it.
- I don't know where it's been!
525
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:36,359
It's not where it's been.
It's where it will take you.
526
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:37,550
Don't you wanna know...
527
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:39,598
where babies really come from?
528
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,600
Binky. Papish. Nuk-Nuk.
529
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,956
Boo-Boo. Bo-Bo. Bah-Bah.
530
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,430
Chupie. Hushie-Baby. Tootsie.
531
00:30:48,600 --> 00:30:50,637
It goes by many names.
532
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:53,759
But through its power,
you will know the truth.
533
00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:01,671
Come on, faster!
534
00:31:09,040 --> 00:31:09,871
Mommy!
535
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:24,949
Where are we?
536
00:31:25,120 --> 00:31:27,476
Welcome to Baby Corp!
537
00:31:33,680 --> 00:31:34,875
No way.
538
00:31:37,080 --> 00:31:38,309
- Thank you.
- What?
539
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:42,471
Relax. They can't see us or hear us.
540
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:44,552
- We're, like, virtual and stuff?
- Yep.
541
00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:46,313
- You mean they won't feel this?
- Nope.
542
00:31:46,480 --> 00:31:47,630
- Or this?
- Nada.
543
00:31:47,840 --> 00:31:48,751
Karate!
544
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:52,515
Don't embarrass yourself, Templeton.
I can still see you.
545
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,598
So this is where babies come from?
546
00:31:54,760 --> 00:31:56,877
Where'd you think, the cabbage patch?
547
00:31:57,040 --> 00:31:57,996
Magic fairies?
548
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:00,197
No, my parents told me that...
549
00:32:01,360 --> 00:32:02,555
What?
550
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,757
No. That's disgusting.
551
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,151
Yeah, it didn't sound right to me, either.
552
00:32:08,080 --> 00:32:10,390
I can't believe
my parents didn't tell me about this.
553
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:13,837
If people knew where babies really came from,
they'd never have one.
554
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:15,719
Same thing with hot dogs, by the way.
555
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:17,280
Going upsies!
556
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:20,353
So how come I don't remember this place?
557
00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,351
You did.
558
00:32:21,520 --> 00:32:23,751
But after normal babies
get their pacifiers taken away...
559
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:25,872
you forget all about Baby Corp.
560
00:32:26,040 --> 00:32:27,360
How come you're not normal?
561
00:32:27,520 --> 00:32:29,751
A few of us, the best of the best...
562
00:32:29,920 --> 00:32:31,513
are selected for the...
563
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:35,953
For the ultimate honor.
564
00:32:36,920 --> 00:32:38,559
Upper management.
565
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:42,191
This, Templeton, is where all the action is.
566
00:32:42,360 --> 00:32:44,716
Nap time in Sector G.
567
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:47,278
So this whole place is run by babies?
568
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:48,391
Yep.
569
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,711
My Dad says, "Those who can, do."
570
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:52,314
"And those who can't, supervise."
571
00:32:52,560 --> 00:32:53,789
Your father is a hippy.
572
00:32:55,560 --> 00:32:56,914
What happens when you grow up?
573
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:57,917
We don't.
574
00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,397
We drink a super-secret baby formula
that keeps us babies forever.
575
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,709
Back to work! Formula break is over!
576
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,320
We're in a crisis here!
577
00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:08,994
Don't you know we're in a crisis here?
578
00:33:09,160 --> 00:33:10,071
Who is that?
579
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,800
That is my boss. Big Boss Baby.
580
00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:14,917
What is she screaming about?
581
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,480
Well, see this pie chart?
582
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:18,957
Wow, it looks like a giant pie.
583
00:33:19,120 --> 00:33:21,589
It represents all the love there is
in the world.
584
00:33:21,760 --> 00:33:22,989
- I love pie.
- Who doesn't?
585
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:23,991
- Apple.
- Fine.
586
00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,071
- No, cherry!
- Perfect!
587
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:26,117
- Not pumpkin.
- Okay.
588
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:27,077
That's a vegetable.
589
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:30,836
Point is, the puppies' slice
is getting bigger and bigger.
590
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:33,599
They're stealing all our love!
591
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:35,754
Just like you did to me.
592
00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:36,910
Exactly.
593
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:39,113
And if this keeps up...
594
00:33:39,280 --> 00:33:41,795
there might not be enough pie left
for babies.
595
00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:42,916
No pie?
596
00:33:43,120 --> 00:33:44,759
No pie.
597
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:57,274
So, my mission is to find out
what this new puppy is.
598
00:33:57,440 --> 00:33:59,432
So you're, like, on a spy mission? Cool!
599
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,280
Yes! Cool! And if... When I succeed...
600
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,830
I'll become a Baby Corp legend.
601
00:34:05,000 --> 00:34:07,640
Like Super Big Boss Baby, Mega Boss Baby...
602
00:34:07,800 --> 00:34:09,632
Seriously Big Boss Baby...
603
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:11,390
and him.
604
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:14,120
Now that's a big, fat baby.
605
00:34:14,880 --> 00:34:16,712
No, that's Big Fat Boss Baby.
606
00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:20,635
This is Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby.
607
00:34:20,800 --> 00:34:24,157
He was the youngest Chief Executive Infant
in the history of the company.
608
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:25,993
Was? What happened to him?
609
00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:27,799
Retired, years ago.
610
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:29,992
But I still try and live up to his legend.
611
00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:31,833
In every situation, I ask myself...
612
00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:33,992
"W-W-S-C-B-F-B-B-D?
613
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:37,320
"What Would Super Colossal
Big Fat Boss Baby Do?"
614
00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,879
So that's all you get?
Your picture on the wall?
615
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,315
Come here!
616
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:44,076
I'll get a promotion.
617
00:34:44,240 --> 00:34:46,197
The corner office...
618
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:48,192
with my own private potty.
619
00:34:48,520 --> 00:34:49,749
Wow.
620
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,355
So when you're done, you're coming back here?
621
00:34:52,520 --> 00:34:54,079
A-S-A-P, T-i-m.
622
00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:56,835
I'm not a family man. I belong behind a desk.
623
00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,832
- That's awesome!
- I know, right?
624
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:01,510
- Pew pew.
- What?
625
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:05,196
So help me,
I will nail his diaper to the wall!
626
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,511
Have we heard anything
from that little Boss Baby...
627
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:09,194
that we sent down to the Templetons?
628
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,919
- I don't know.
- You're fired!
629
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:11,877
Oh, no.
630
00:35:12,040 --> 00:35:13,190
You're all fired!
631
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,192
The pet convention is in two days.
632
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:16,874
If he doesn't come up with answers...
633
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:18,599
he is fired, retired!
634
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:20,513
- Gone!
- Tour's over.
635
00:35:22,520 --> 00:35:24,876
What was Big Bossy Baby Lady screaming about?
636
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,271
She's demanding actual results.
637
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,353
The pet convention is in two days,
and I've got nothing!
638
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:33,395
That's her! Don't answer it!
639
00:35:40,880 --> 00:35:41,870
Stress nap!
640
00:35:45,160 --> 00:35:47,436
If I don't find out
what that new puppy is and fast...
641
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:49,239
not only will I not get that promotion...
642
00:35:49,400 --> 00:35:50,629
I could get fired!
643
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,396
Hey, relax.
644
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:55,756
I'm sure there's other cool jobs
for babies, right?
645
00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:58,077
Meanwhile, two days goes by like that.
646
00:35:58,240 --> 00:35:59,310
You better start packing.
647
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:00,152
What?
648
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:02,920
You don't get it, Templeton.
649
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:05,595
If I'm fired, they'll take away my formula.
650
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:07,672
I will turn into a normal baby...
651
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:09,593
and live here forever with you.
652
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,035
- No!
- Yes!
653
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,919
And I promise you this...
654
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,515
Every morning you wake up...
655
00:36:15,680 --> 00:36:17,239
I'll be there.
656
00:36:19,040 --> 00:36:20,520
Every night, at dinner...
657
00:36:20,920 --> 00:36:22,559
I'll be there.
658
00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:24,393
Every birthday party...
659
00:36:24,560 --> 00:36:26,552
I'll be there.
660
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:28,200
Every Christmas!
661
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,510
I'll be there
662
00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:32,240
Year after year after year.
663
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:34,232
We will grow old together.
664
00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:39,680
You and I...
665
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:46,352
will be brothers.
666
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:47,957
Always.
667
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,191
- No. No, this is terrible!
- I know.
668
00:36:50,360 --> 00:36:52,033
- This can't be happening.
- But it is!
669
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:53,270
- You can't stay here!
- I can't!
670
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,073
- Don't panic!
- But it feels right!
671
00:36:55,240 --> 00:36:57,072
I know, but we have to fix this.
672
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:59,792
We have to make sure you don't get fired.
673
00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:00,632
We?
674
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:02,312
We.
675
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:03,755
I will help you...
676
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:06,149
but just to get rid of you.
677
00:37:06,320 --> 00:37:07,549
Deal?
678
00:37:09,440 --> 00:37:10,271
Deal.
679
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:12,079
Here's to never seeing you again.
680
00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:13,720
Back at ya, baby.
681
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:18,593
Now let's get to work.
682
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:20,319
Come on, come on, come on.
683
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:21,638
Slice!
684
00:37:21,840 --> 00:37:23,240
No, no.
685
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,311
There's nothing here about a new puppy.
686
00:37:26,480 --> 00:37:27,834
Aren't you gonna do any work?
687
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,320
I'm very busy delegating.
688
00:37:30,240 --> 00:37:31,230
He drains it!
689
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,872
So once we find the file on the new puppy...
690
00:37:35,040 --> 00:37:36,030
what do we do then?
691
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:37,759
Send in the baby ninjas?
692
00:37:37,920 --> 00:37:38,910
Even better.
693
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:40,833
I'm going to write the perfect memo.
694
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:42,195
- Boom!
- Boom!
695
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,631
Wait. What's a memo?
696
00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:48,032
A memo is something you write
to give people information.
697
00:37:48,240 --> 00:37:50,675
That's your plan?
You're gonna write a book report?
698
00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:52,513
That's so boring.
699
00:37:52,680 --> 00:37:53,909
No, Templeton.
700
00:37:54,120 --> 00:37:56,680
Memos are for important things.
701
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:59,275
A memo can bring people together.
702
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,955
A memo can be a call to arms...
703
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:04,635
a manifesto, a poem.
704
00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:07,560
A memo can change the world.
705
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:11,319
Wow! When you explain it like that...
706
00:38:11,480 --> 00:38:13,119
it still sounds boring.
707
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:15,120
You'll learn, kid.
708
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,270
You'll learn.
709
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:18,637
Wait a second. This is it!
710
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:20,120
What? What is it?
711
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:22,715
Check this out. Take Your Kid to Work Day.
712
00:38:23,880 --> 00:38:27,396
People take children
to a place of business? Why?
713
00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,960
Because it's awesome!
714
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:31,117
It's disgusting.
715
00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,397
Don't you see? We can get inside Puppy Co...
716
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,119
and find out what the new puppy is!
717
00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,236
What's the point?
718
00:38:38,720 --> 00:38:39,836
You're grounded.
719
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,077
Your parents aren't
going to take us anywhere.
720
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,592
You're right. They think we hate each other.
721
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,393
Hate is a strong word.
722
00:38:47,560 --> 00:38:49,040
It's the right word, but still.
723
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:53,077
We have to convince them
that we're actual brothers.
724
00:38:53,360 --> 00:38:54,111
Right.
725
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,839
That we...
726
00:38:56,200 --> 00:38:57,190
Loathe?
727
00:38:57,360 --> 00:38:58,350
No.
728
00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,357
Like!
729
00:38:59,560 --> 00:39:00,835
No. That we...
730
00:39:01,960 --> 00:39:04,759
La, la, la...
731
00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:06,195
Le, Le, Le...
732
00:39:08,160 --> 00:39:09,196
No.
733
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:11,716
No way. No. You don't mean...
734
00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:13,879
Love each other.
735
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:18,191
I just threw up a noodle and swallowed it.
736
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:20,600
- Here comes the choo-choo train!
- No.
737
00:39:20,760 --> 00:39:21,750
- Choo, choo, chugga, chugga.
- No choo-choo!
738
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:24,873
Hold the train! No!
It looks like it's already been eaten!
739
00:39:25,040 --> 00:39:26,474
Who's there? I got a racket!
740
00:39:26,640 --> 00:39:27,915
What's going on in here?
741
00:39:28,080 --> 00:39:29,719
I'm just feeding the baby.
742
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:32,829
They're watching.
743
00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,155
Choo-choo.
744
00:39:37,120 --> 00:39:39,112
Okay.
745
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:42,590
Choo-choo on that.
746
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,800
I don't wear nautical. It's not even Friday!
747
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:48,599
Come on, you're putting this thing on!
748
00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:50,877
You gonna make me? You can't make me, punk.
749
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,120
- What have you done to me?
- Stop!
750
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:57,634
- Get back here!
- No!
751
00:39:58,200 --> 00:39:59,190
No way.
752
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:01,270
Come on!
753
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,953
Tim, what are you doing in here?
754
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:05,076
Oh, no.
755
00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:06,276
Hey, what's all the racket?
756
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:09,554
Isn't he adorable?
757
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,718
I've got one for you, too! Ahoy, matey!
758
00:40:13,880 --> 00:40:14,711
What?
759
00:40:14,880 --> 00:40:15,631
Bummer.
760
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:16,836
Smile!
761
00:40:18,840 --> 00:40:20,593
Smile for the camera.
762
00:40:20,760 --> 00:40:22,479
It makes me feel weak.
763
00:40:22,640 --> 00:40:24,677
- Who's ticklish?
- It doesn't work on me.
764
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:25,956
- Here?
- I'm dead down there.
765
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,873
Come on, everyone has a tickle spot.
766
00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:32,231
"'I don't think I'll fit,' said Gretel."
767
00:40:32,840 --> 00:40:34,957
Come here, look at this.
768
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:37,152
"'I could get in myself.'
769
00:40:37,320 --> 00:40:38,913
"And then, Hansel and Gretel...
770
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:41,555
"pushed the wicked old woman into the oven.
771
00:40:41,720 --> 00:40:45,270
"And the godless witch
was miserably burnt to death."
772
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,069
Let me get this straight.
773
00:40:52,240 --> 00:40:55,358
The story is about cannibalism
and burning people alive.
774
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:56,271
Yeah.
775
00:40:56,440 --> 00:40:58,477
No wonder kids are so messed up!
776
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,831
Getting along is exhausting.
777
00:41:01,000 --> 00:41:01,911
Back at ya, Tim.
778
00:41:02,080 --> 00:41:04,072
You should have seen your face
in that picture.
779
00:41:04,240 --> 00:41:05,276
You were all...
780
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,673
I'm not used to being tickled.
781
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:11,435
Once at a corporate retreat.
But those things always get weird.
782
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,877
What? You've never been tickled?
What about your parents?
783
00:41:17,320 --> 00:41:18,834
I'm sorry. I forgot.
784
00:41:19,400 --> 00:41:21,869
You didn't have parents, did you?
785
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,436
Tim, I may look like a baby...
786
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,957
but I was born all grown up.
787
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:30,829
I can't even imagine not being a kid.
788
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,196
You missed out on your whole childhood?
789
00:41:35,600 --> 00:41:37,876
You never had someone to love you?
790
00:41:40,880 --> 00:41:43,156
You can't miss what you never had.
791
00:42:08,880 --> 00:42:10,599
Wake up, little halflings!
792
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:12,513
Hey, Tim. Wake up, buddy.
793
00:42:12,680 --> 00:42:14,433
- What?
- Rise and shine!
794
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,954
Is something wrong? Am I fired?
795
00:42:16,520 --> 00:42:17,954
No, you're late for work.
796
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:18,951
What?
797
00:42:19,120 --> 00:42:21,191
It's Take Your Kid to Work Day!
And you're the kid.
798
00:42:21,360 --> 00:42:23,113
You're officially un-grounded.
799
00:42:23,280 --> 00:42:24,634
- Really?
- Really.
800
00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:26,475
Can the baby come, too?
801
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:27,790
I don't see why not.
802
00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:30,270
Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
803
00:42:31,000 --> 00:42:31,797
Yeah!
804
00:42:31,960 --> 00:42:33,553
I wish I was that excited for work.
805
00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,120
Look, it's my spatula.
806
00:43:04,880 --> 00:43:06,155
Yeah, baby.
807
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:14,510
All right, gentlemen. Welcome to Puppy Co.
808
00:43:26,680 --> 00:43:28,558
Wow! This is awesome!
809
00:43:28,720 --> 00:43:29,551
And Tim, look!
810
00:43:30,400 --> 00:43:32,119
They have a puppy pool and everything!
811
00:43:32,280 --> 00:43:33,509
Isn't that sanitary?
812
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:36,070
Hey, bud, you wanna get a picture
with Puppy Co Pete?
813
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,350
No, thanks.
It's probably too scary for the baby.
814
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:44,397
Nice call.
815
00:43:46,920 --> 00:43:49,037
Your dad and I have some work to do.
816
00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:51,556
You wanna come up to the office
and hang out with us?
817
00:43:51,720 --> 00:43:53,552
We'll stick your brother in the Puppy Zone...
818
00:43:53,720 --> 00:43:55,552
while we have a little Tim time.
819
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:56,950
Tim time?
820
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:00,477
Dad and I know we haven't been able
to do as much with you as we used to.
821
00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:02,233
So, what do you say?
822
00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:12,111
No, thanks.
823
00:44:12,280 --> 00:44:13,953
I'd rather spend time with the baby.
824
00:44:15,360 --> 00:44:16,680
- So cute.
- That's so sweet.
825
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:21,872
Way to keep your eyes on the prize,
Templeton.
826
00:44:22,040 --> 00:44:24,635
We find out what the new puppy is,
and I go home.
827
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:27,238
You guys stay in the Puppy Zone, okay?
828
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:28,914
Okay, bye!
829
00:44:48,600 --> 00:44:50,796
That's where we'll find
the secret file on the new puppy.
830
00:44:51,000 --> 00:44:52,400
We'll never get through that door.
831
00:44:52,560 --> 00:44:53,960
No, not that door.
832
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:56,596
The doggy door.
833
00:44:58,000 --> 00:44:59,957
But how do we get past the guard?
834
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,316
No, no, no. No way.
835
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:07,311
No!
836
00:45:09,640 --> 00:45:12,109
Itchy, plushy, puppy pants!
837
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:16,790
What a cute, little pup...
838
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:17,950
Ow!
839
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:19,631
Yay!
840
00:45:19,800 --> 00:45:20,790
Kids.
841
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:22,960
Get down.
842
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,638
All the way down.
843
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:33,319
I've never been so humiliated in all my life.
844
00:45:39,480 --> 00:45:40,470
Arf!
845
00:45:47,680 --> 00:45:48,670
Hey!
846
00:45:52,520 --> 00:45:53,556
Fetch!
847
00:45:55,480 --> 00:45:57,153
What am I doing?
848
00:45:58,640 --> 00:45:59,391
Oh, no!
849
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:13,510
Yes!
850
00:46:16,520 --> 00:46:17,510
What a good boy.
851
00:46:18,080 --> 00:46:19,400
No. No biting.
852
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,669
Timothy Templeton, office ninja.
853
00:46:26,040 --> 00:46:27,838
- Over here.
- What is it?
854
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,160
It's gotta be in here.
855
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,160
It's begging us to go in.
856
00:46:37,680 --> 00:46:38,557
Wow.
857
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:40,598
That's a lot of paperwork.
858
00:46:41,160 --> 00:46:43,038
I thought puppies shredded everything.
859
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:49,073
This is getting creepy.
860
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:50,839
I've come for your soul.
861
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:51,877
Cut it out!
862
00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:53,235
Wait!
863
00:46:54,440 --> 00:46:55,590
That's it!
864
00:46:55,760 --> 00:46:56,671
The file!
865
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:58,519
See! I was right.
866
00:46:59,520 --> 00:47:02,354
No. I've seen this before somewhere.
867
00:47:02,520 --> 00:47:04,557
We've gotta find something
to replace it with.
868
00:47:04,720 --> 00:47:06,598
You're right. Like another file.
869
00:47:06,800 --> 00:47:08,234
Yes! A file with the same weight.
870
00:47:08,400 --> 00:47:10,631
So it can be placed
in the exact same position.
871
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,917
- With the exact same weight.
- You already said that.
872
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:15,754
I know I said it. Hey, you hit me twice.
873
00:47:15,920 --> 00:47:17,639
Make it a third time. Wait!
874
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:19,359
I think I've seen one here.
875
00:47:21,640 --> 00:47:24,030
Smead manila, pressboard edges.
876
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:26,431
About 50 ounces. No, 49.
877
00:47:26,600 --> 00:47:27,556
Try this one.
878
00:47:28,280 --> 00:47:29,077
Wait!
879
00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:34,276
Now it's perfect.
880
00:47:46,320 --> 00:47:47,310
Yes!
881
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:06,479
I feel like we should run.
882
00:48:06,640 --> 00:48:09,360
I know, but it's just so mesmerizing.
883
00:48:10,960 --> 00:48:12,440
I kind of wanna see how it ends.
884
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,477
Yeah, me too.
885
00:48:21,040 --> 00:48:22,633
Well, that didn't end well.
886
00:48:25,400 --> 00:48:26,550
What?
887
00:48:31,840 --> 00:48:32,717
What the...?
888
00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:38,192
Thanks for dropping in, kids.
889
00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:39,794
Francis Francis?
890
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:42,270
I see you've met my big brother, Eugene.
891
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:43,994
A man of few words.
892
00:48:44,840 --> 00:48:45,990
None, in fact.
893
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:48,629
Can you put your head back on, please?
894
00:48:50,000 --> 00:48:51,354
What is all this?
895
00:48:52,520 --> 00:48:53,795
Surprise!
896
00:48:53,960 --> 00:48:56,680
A Baby Corp binky? Where did you get that?
897
00:48:57,360 --> 00:48:59,238
You don't recognize me?
898
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:02,234
Perhaps from my youth!
899
00:49:04,920 --> 00:49:08,152
Super Colossal Big Fat Boss Baby?
900
00:49:09,520 --> 00:49:12,354
He is him? And him is you?
901
00:49:12,520 --> 00:49:15,354
Except older and wrinklier.
902
00:49:17,920 --> 00:49:19,149
That's not right.
903
00:49:19,320 --> 00:49:21,312
No. You were my hero!
904
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,239
How did you end up here?
905
00:49:24,040 --> 00:49:27,078
You know what I do to little kids
who ask lots of questions about me?
906
00:49:27,240 --> 00:49:28,515
Eugene!
907
00:49:34,240 --> 00:49:36,232
I read them my story.
908
00:49:37,720 --> 00:49:39,712
And, I baked cookies!
909
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:42,434
Eugene, my chair.
910
00:49:43,840 --> 00:49:47,277
Now, it all started at Baby Corp...
911
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:49,875
a long, long time ago.
912
00:49:50,040 --> 00:49:52,350
I was a hotshot executive...
913
00:49:52,520 --> 00:49:54,239
headed straight to the top.
914
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:56,710
Everyone loved me.
915
00:49:56,880 --> 00:49:59,190
They gave me a promotion,
the corner office...
916
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:00,714
my very own...
917
00:50:00,880 --> 00:50:01,950
Personal potty?
918
00:50:02,880 --> 00:50:04,917
I had it all.
919
00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:06,070
But then one day...
920
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:08,397
I made a terrible discovery.
921
00:50:08,560 --> 00:50:10,791
I was getting old.
922
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,713
The formula wasn't working anymore.
923
00:50:12,880 --> 00:50:16,078
It turns out I was lactose intolerant.
924
00:50:16,280 --> 00:50:17,430
- No!
- Yes!
925
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:20,559
I got called in
to see the board of directors.
926
00:50:20,720 --> 00:50:22,120
Who are the boring directors?
927
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,715
The biggest baby bosses of them all.
928
00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:26,599
I thought they loved me.
929
00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:29,400
But they replaced me with someone new.
930
00:50:30,280 --> 00:50:31,600
Someone younger.
931
00:50:31,760 --> 00:50:33,080
That's horrible.
932
00:50:33,240 --> 00:50:35,960
All of a sudden, she got all the love...
933
00:50:36,120 --> 00:50:37,793
all the attention.
934
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,794
You know how that feels, don't you, Tim?
935
00:50:40,960 --> 00:50:42,792
It hurts, doesn't it?
936
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:45,996
Yeah. It does.
937
00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:50,200
And then what happened?
938
00:50:50,880 --> 00:50:51,870
Well...
939
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:53,634
They fired me!
940
00:50:54,200 --> 00:50:56,874
And took away my special formula.
941
00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:59,953
Then they sent me down to live with a...
942
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:02,319
- family!
- Oh, Francis, no!
943
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:04,153
Baby Corp betrayed me!
944
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:07,677
And I'm finally going to get revenge...
945
00:51:08,680 --> 00:51:10,911
with the Forever Puppy.
946
00:51:11,080 --> 00:51:12,230
- Huh?
- That's it?
947
00:51:12,400 --> 00:51:13,356
No, no.
948
00:51:13,520 --> 00:51:15,671
Imagine a puppy that never grows up.
949
00:51:15,880 --> 00:51:19,556
A puppy that stays a puppy forever.
950
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:23,151
Once I launch my Forever Puppies
to every corner of the world...
951
00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:24,840
they'll be so adorable...
952
00:51:25,000 --> 00:51:26,320
How cute!
953
00:51:26,520 --> 00:51:31,197
...no one will ever want a baby
ever, ever again.
954
00:51:31,680 --> 00:51:34,149
The end of Baby Corp!
955
00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:39,390
Please.
956
00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,359
A puppy that never grows up?
That's impossible!
957
00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:43,911
Isn't it?
958
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:48,877
It was, until you brought me
the key ingredient.
959
00:51:51,840 --> 00:51:53,718
My secret formula.
960
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:55,673
It's mine! It's mine!
961
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,678
It's all mine.
962
00:51:57,880 --> 00:51:58,518
No!
963
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:02,390
You brought me the very thing I needed
to destroy Baby Corp.
964
00:52:02,560 --> 00:52:03,914
- No!
- Yes!
965
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,079
You walked right into my trap!
966
00:52:06,240 --> 00:52:08,072
- You'll never get away with this!
- Yeah, not if we...
967
00:52:08,240 --> 00:52:09,720
What? Tell?
968
00:52:09,880 --> 00:52:12,076
Who are you gonna tell, Tim? Your parents?
969
00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:13,230
Where are the boys?
970
00:52:13,440 --> 00:52:15,079
I told them to stay in the Puppy Zone.
971
00:52:15,240 --> 00:52:17,391
I'm taking them both with me to Las Vegas.
972
00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:19,552
So stay out of my way.
973
00:52:19,720 --> 00:52:23,270
I'd hate for them to get terminated.
974
00:52:23,880 --> 00:52:25,280
They'd never leave us alone.
975
00:52:25,440 --> 00:52:26,476
Oh, really?
976
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:30,875
Wait until they meet Puppy Co's certified...
977
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:34,232
in-house childcare expert.
978
00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:39,314
Oh, no.
979
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:44,551
- Don't be nervous, buddy.
- It's only overnight.
980
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:46,080
We'll be back before you know it.
981
00:52:46,240 --> 00:52:48,311
Besides, you boys are in great hands.
982
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:53,115
That's right!
983
00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:56,796
Eugenia is practically perfect in every way.
984
00:52:56,960 --> 00:52:57,757
No.
985
00:52:57,920 --> 00:53:00,754
Please don't go with him.
Francis Francis is trying to...
986
00:53:00,920 --> 00:53:02,070
Believe me...
987
00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,920
Eugenia won't take her eyes
off your children.
988
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,151
Not for one second.
989
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:08,993
That's very reassuring.
990
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:11,432
Now you see them.
991
00:53:12,040 --> 00:53:14,191
And now, you don't.
992
00:53:16,440 --> 00:53:17,476
Too-da-loo!
993
00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,109
To the airport!
994
00:53:33,800 --> 00:53:35,871
It's over. I'm through.
995
00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:37,156
What do we do, Templeton?
996
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:38,197
What do we do?
997
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:40,756
We have to get to the airport
and stop Francis Francis...
998
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:42,354
before the plane takes off!
999
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,319
Yes! But how do we get past
Scary Poppins down there?
1000
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:47,358
Okay. There must be something we can do.
1001
00:53:55,320 --> 00:53:56,674
Hey, it's not that bad.
1002
00:53:59,360 --> 00:54:00,271
Are you okay?
1003
00:54:03,600 --> 00:54:04,750
What's the matter with you?
1004
00:54:07,680 --> 00:54:09,000
Don't look at me!
1005
00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:10,872
Oh, no!
1006
00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:13,152
Without that formula,
I turn into a normal baby.
1007
00:54:13,320 --> 00:54:15,960
You know, goo-goo, Ga-ga. The whole bit!
1008
00:54:16,120 --> 00:54:17,110
Oh, no!
1009
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:19,277
Gross!
1010
00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,315
I'm a ticking baby time bomb!
1011
00:54:24,480 --> 00:54:28,918
I'm going to turn into a puking,
pooping, helpless baby!
1012
00:54:29,240 --> 00:54:32,074
Wait a second. That gives me an idea.
1013
00:54:32,240 --> 00:54:33,356
What? What is it?
1014
00:54:33,520 --> 00:54:35,557
I've been through a lot of babysitters...
1015
00:54:35,720 --> 00:54:37,916
and they all fear one thing.
1016
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:51,998
Now, ladies,
the secret to deep fried butter...
1017
00:54:52,160 --> 00:54:54,720
is a healthy dab of margarine.
1018
00:54:56,160 --> 00:54:57,833
Hey, Mr. Lady Man!
1019
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:00,558
The baby. I think he's sick!
1020
00:55:03,080 --> 00:55:04,719
You gotta do something!
1021
00:55:07,240 --> 00:55:08,959
Oh, the horror!
1022
00:55:15,880 --> 00:55:17,997
- Templeton!
- Delicious!
1023
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:22,720
Gross! It got in your mouth!
1024
00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:25,398
It got in my mouth, too!
1025
00:55:26,640 --> 00:55:28,120
I think I'm gonna be sick!
1026
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:34,711
Swirly!
1027
00:55:39,760 --> 00:55:41,797
There's only an hour
before the plane takes off.
1028
00:55:42,320 --> 00:55:43,390
Let's take the bike.
1029
00:55:43,560 --> 00:55:44,755
The bike?
1030
00:55:45,440 --> 00:55:46,715
I don't know.
1031
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:49,037
Let's move!
1032
00:55:49,240 --> 00:55:50,276
- Okay, but wait right here!
- What?
1033
00:55:50,440 --> 00:55:51,840
Where are you going? Templeton!
1034
00:55:52,000 --> 00:55:53,400
Always wear a helmet.
1035
00:55:55,680 --> 00:55:57,399
Too-da-loo, toilet head!
1036
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:01,589
You'll never catch us!
1037
00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:19,557
Staci!
1038
00:56:19,720 --> 00:56:20,915
Staci, come in!
1039
00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,074
Oh, Staci!
1040
00:56:23,240 --> 00:56:24,959
- Is that you, boss?
- Code red!
1041
00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:27,430
I'm being chased by a killer babysitter!
Gather the team!
1042
00:56:27,520 --> 00:56:28,510
On it, boss.
1043
00:56:29,080 --> 00:56:29,877
- Hello!
- Hello!
1044
00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:31,269
- Hello!
- Code red.
1045
00:56:31,440 --> 00:56:32,032
Got it!
1046
00:56:35,560 --> 00:56:36,835
We got a code red. Repeat...
1047
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:38,195
We got a code red!
1048
00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:42,513
What are you doing, Templeton? Go, go!
1049
00:56:42,680 --> 00:56:43,796
But that's jaywalking!
1050
00:56:44,000 --> 00:56:44,990
Here, I'll pay your ticket.
1051
00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:46,150
Go!
1052
00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,230
I think we lost him!
1053
00:56:56,880 --> 00:56:58,473
Oh, no, we didn't!
1054
00:57:05,640 --> 00:57:06,960
Flower power!
1055
00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:21,914
Pow, pow, pow!
1056
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:23,350
That's my boy!
1057
00:57:25,160 --> 00:57:26,389
Poppy!
1058
00:57:36,480 --> 00:57:37,709
Run, run, run.
1059
00:57:46,480 --> 00:57:47,277
Uh-oh.
1060
00:57:47,480 --> 00:57:48,914
Run, run, run.
1061
00:58:09,560 --> 00:58:11,153
Tim, you've gotta go faster!
1062
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:12,640
I can't do it!
1063
00:58:12,840 --> 00:58:14,069
You can.
1064
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:16,311
You've got it in you, Templeton.
Now, eyes ahead.
1065
00:58:16,480 --> 00:58:17,709
I said eyes ahead, son!
1066
00:58:17,880 --> 00:58:20,031
Buttocks up! Now pedal like you mean it!
1067
00:58:20,200 --> 00:58:23,238
Either you run the day, or the day runs you.
1068
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:25,717
Good!
1069
00:58:26,560 --> 00:58:27,630
Uh-oh!
1070
00:58:27,800 --> 00:58:30,110
My training wheels!
I can't ride without training wheels!
1071
00:58:30,280 --> 00:58:33,398
Whether you think you can
or you think you can't, you're right!
1072
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:34,710
What are you talking about?
1073
00:58:34,880 --> 00:58:37,440
The path to success
is not a straight line, Templeton...
1074
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,080
but rather a wild ride...
1075
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:40,236
like a ship at sea.
1076
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:41,720
And you're a sea captain...
1077
00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:43,599
taming a turbulent ocean!
1078
00:58:46,040 --> 00:58:48,271
I'm a sea captain, taming the ocean!
1079
00:58:52,320 --> 00:58:53,071
Good!
1080
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:54,913
Tree! I'm gonna hit it!
1081
00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:57,037
Aim for failure, and you'll always succeed.
1082
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,600
- What?
- Aim away from failure!
1083
00:59:01,200 --> 00:59:02,793
I'm doing it. I'm doing it!
1084
00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,872
Once success is a habit...
1085
00:59:05,040 --> 00:59:06,360
then it's all downhill.
1086
00:59:07,200 --> 00:59:08,156
Look!
1087
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:09,720
There they are! Mom, Dad!
1088
00:59:12,160 --> 00:59:13,150
- Train!
- Choo-choo!
1089
00:59:15,080 --> 00:59:15,911
Stop!
1090
00:59:16,840 --> 00:59:18,354
What are you doing?
1091
00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,597
- We're gonna make it.
- But I don't have a quote for this!
1092
00:59:37,640 --> 00:59:38,710
You did it!
1093
00:59:38,880 --> 00:59:40,837
No! We did it.
1094
00:59:41,280 --> 00:59:43,476
And all without your training wheels.
1095
00:59:50,360 --> 00:59:51,396
Coming through!
1096
00:59:51,560 --> 00:59:52,710
Baby on board!
1097
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:53,996
Hang on to your diaper!
1098
00:59:55,480 --> 00:59:56,800
Duck and cover!
1099
00:59:58,520 --> 00:59:59,590
Hold it, buddy!
1100
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:01,353
I'm gonna need a strip search on two.
1101
01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:07,992
There they are! Mom, Dad!
1102
01:00:08,160 --> 01:00:09,230
Hey, not so fast!
1103
01:00:10,440 --> 01:00:11,430
Oh, no.
1104
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:14,550
Templeton!
1105
01:00:14,720 --> 01:00:16,154
- Hey!
- Sorry!
1106
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:20,556
Hey, where'd you go?
1107
01:00:21,840 --> 01:00:22,671
Oh, no!
1108
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:23,956
Not again!
1109
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:25,270
Not now!
1110
01:00:26,800 --> 01:00:27,836
What the...?
1111
01:00:31,520 --> 01:00:32,317
No, no, no!
1112
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:33,636
Come on!
1113
01:00:33,800 --> 01:00:35,632
I think I ate $1.75.
1114
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:39,032
Excuse me, coming through! Mom, Dad!
1115
01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:40,916
Hurry now! Move!
1116
01:00:41,080 --> 01:00:42,070
We don't wanna miss our flight!
1117
01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:43,873
- No!
- I warned you!
1118
01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:45,710
Wait!
1119
01:00:47,240 --> 01:00:48,469
- No!
- No.
1120
01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:50,438
Mom, Dad! Stop!
1121
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:53,231
No!
1122
01:00:54,240 --> 01:00:56,152
No, no, no.
1123
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:01,959
They're gone.
1124
01:01:03,600 --> 01:01:04,670
I failed.
1125
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:09,073
I would've gotten to my parents
if I didn't have to go back for you!
1126
01:01:09,240 --> 01:01:11,596
What? We would have been here
in plenty of time...
1127
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,672
if you knew how to ride a bike
like a normal kid!
1128
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:15,957
We're never going to stop the launch on time.
1129
01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:18,237
Who cares? My parents are in danger.
1130
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:21,000
I care! Baby Corp is going to go
out of business.
1131
01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:22,995
That's all you ever talk about.
1132
01:01:23,200 --> 01:01:25,635
You don't even know what it's like
to be part of a family.
1133
01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:27,678
And you don't know what it's like
to have a job!
1134
01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:32,312
You don't know anything about hugs,
or bedtime stories, or special songs!
1135
01:01:32,480 --> 01:01:34,949
Oh, please! Stop acting like a baby.
1136
01:01:35,120 --> 01:01:36,110
You're a baby!
1137
01:01:36,800 --> 01:01:37,870
You take that back.
1138
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:40,111
My life was perfect until you showed up!
1139
01:01:40,280 --> 01:01:43,432
Believe me, kid, the feeling is mutual.
I wish I'd never met you!
1140
01:01:43,600 --> 01:01:45,114
I wish you'd never been born!
1141
01:01:56,200 --> 01:01:57,554
Where are you going?
1142
01:02:00,040 --> 01:02:01,030
Fine!
1143
01:02:09,360 --> 01:02:12,831
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
1144
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:17,834
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
1145
01:02:19,040 --> 01:02:21,236
All your life
1146
01:02:23,000 --> 01:02:27,995
You were only waiting
For this moment to arise
1147
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:34,677
Would Timothy Templeton please pick up
the white courtesy phone?
1148
01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:39,517
Timothy Leslie Templeton,
please pick up the white courtesy phone.
1149
01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:41,080
Leslie.
1150
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:43,671
Hello?
1151
01:02:43,840 --> 01:02:45,991
It's me. Don't hang up, Tim!
1152
01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:51,550
Tim, I wasn't born. I was hired.
1153
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:52,995
What do you mean?
1154
01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:55,669
Baby Corp is the only home I've ever known.
1155
01:02:57,280 --> 01:02:59,670
So you're right.
I don't know what it's like...
1156
01:02:59,880 --> 01:03:01,200
to be part of a family.
1157
01:03:03,600 --> 01:03:04,954
But I do care.
1158
01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:06,190
You do?
1159
01:03:06,360 --> 01:03:07,510
Yeah.
1160
01:03:07,720 --> 01:03:11,634
And the only way to save both
is to stop Francis Francis.
1161
01:03:11,800 --> 01:03:12,631
Yeah.
1162
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,632
I can't do this without you, Tim.
1163
01:03:15,720 --> 01:03:17,120
I need you.
1164
01:03:17,280 --> 01:03:20,034
- I guess we do make a pretty good team.
- No.
1165
01:03:20,440 --> 01:03:23,478
Literally, I can't reach the door knobs.
1166
01:03:23,640 --> 01:03:24,869
Oh, right.
1167
01:03:25,600 --> 01:03:26,954
Don't worry, Tim.
1168
01:03:27,120 --> 01:03:28,793
We're gonna save your parents.
1169
01:03:29,640 --> 01:03:31,233
And your company.
1170
01:03:31,880 --> 01:03:33,758
But how do we get to Vegas now?
1171
01:03:33,920 --> 01:03:36,071
We're gonna need a miracle.
1172
01:03:46,400 --> 01:03:47,595
Follow that Elvis!
1173
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:48,790
Why?
1174
01:03:49,280 --> 01:03:50,999
Where there's Elvis, there's Vegas!
1175
01:03:51,160 --> 01:03:52,230
There's another one!
1176
01:03:53,320 --> 01:03:54,390
And another one!
1177
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,229
Elvises everywhere!
1178
01:03:57,760 --> 01:03:59,672
Tim, there's our flight!
1179
01:04:00,080 --> 01:04:01,309
And there goes our ticket!
1180
01:04:08,440 --> 01:04:09,760
Hey! Don't be cruel!
1181
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:11,070
Sorry!
1182
01:04:11,760 --> 01:04:13,080
- Well, thank you!
- Oh, baby!
1183
01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:14,475
Well, thank you very much.
1184
01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:15,630
Hello.
1185
01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:17,919
Hi.
1186
01:04:18,120 --> 01:04:19,839
Ticket please.
1187
01:04:19,960 --> 01:04:21,280
One moment.
1188
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:24,590
It's been stolen!
1189
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:27,076
Impersonating an Elvis impersonator?
1190
01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:27,760
Get him!
1191
01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:28,876
Humina, humina, humina.
1192
01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:30,952
Stop!
1193
01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:33,270
The ghost of Elvis!
1194
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:36,836
We gotta find seats!
1195
01:04:37,000 --> 01:04:38,116
Come on, this way!
1196
01:04:47,360 --> 01:04:48,635
What is this place?
1197
01:04:48,800 --> 01:04:51,998
This, Templeton, is first class.
1198
01:04:52,200 --> 01:04:53,316
Why is it empty?
1199
01:04:53,480 --> 01:04:54,800
No one can afford it.
1200
01:04:54,960 --> 01:04:58,078
That's what makes it so wonderful.
1201
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:00,632
Hello! This is Captain Ross.
1202
01:05:00,800 --> 01:05:02,792
Ladies and gentlemen, and those in coach...
1203
01:05:03,000 --> 01:05:05,913
please fasten your seat belts.
We're about to take off.
1204
01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:08,520
What's the matter, Templeton?
1205
01:05:09,320 --> 01:05:13,314
My parents always hold my hand
during takeoff.
1206
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:23,595
Boy, the stocks are crazy today.
1207
01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:34,078
Ladies and gentlemen, Captain Ross again.
1208
01:05:34,280 --> 01:05:36,192
As you can see,
I've switched off the seat belt sign.
1209
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,272
What are you two boys doing up here?
1210
01:05:39,840 --> 01:05:41,513
We're Captain Ross's kids.
1211
01:05:41,680 --> 01:05:43,034
He told us to sit here.
1212
01:05:43,720 --> 01:05:46,394
Well, can I get you special guys anything?
1213
01:05:46,560 --> 01:05:47,550
Anything?
1214
01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:49,074
Anything.
1215
01:05:51,040 --> 01:05:52,952
Aye! All right, Francis Francis.
1216
01:05:53,120 --> 01:05:55,760
This will teach you
to kidnap the parents of One-Eyed Tim.
1217
01:05:57,040 --> 01:05:59,111
Oh, please. If only it were that easy.
1218
01:05:59,280 --> 01:06:00,555
What's your plan?
1219
01:06:00,720 --> 01:06:02,234
You're not gonna write a memo, are you?
1220
01:06:03,560 --> 01:06:04,391
No.
1221
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:07,076
Come on. You said you never really
had a childhood, right?
1222
01:06:07,240 --> 01:06:08,390
Why don't you give it a try?
1223
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:09,880
- No, I can't.
- It's fun!
1224
01:06:10,040 --> 01:06:11,759
Here, let's get you into character.
1225
01:06:11,920 --> 01:06:13,400
I don't know. I feel silly!
1226
01:06:13,560 --> 01:06:15,313
Go on! Say something mean to him.
1227
01:06:15,480 --> 01:06:16,755
All right, all right, all right.
1228
01:06:18,880 --> 01:06:22,237
So, you went to a community college, is it?
1229
01:06:22,400 --> 01:06:23,231
I don't know.
1230
01:06:23,400 --> 01:06:24,231
Keep going!
1231
01:06:24,400 --> 01:06:27,996
And you have the guts
to ask me for a bonus, now?
1232
01:06:28,720 --> 01:06:29,551
See!
1233
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:31,120
Now you're getting into it.
1234
01:06:31,280 --> 01:06:32,236
Huh?
1235
01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:35,232
Well, blow me down.
1236
01:06:35,400 --> 01:06:37,551
Your exit interview is over!
1237
01:06:39,120 --> 01:06:40,156
That was pretty good.
1238
01:06:40,600 --> 01:06:41,590
Who was that guy anyway?
1239
01:06:41,760 --> 01:06:43,319
- The captain!
- What?
1240
01:06:45,320 --> 01:06:46,310
En garde!
1241
01:06:54,000 --> 01:06:54,990
Heave!
1242
01:06:55,640 --> 01:06:56,630
Ho!
1243
01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:00,676
Thar she blows!
1244
01:07:07,280 --> 01:07:08,600
Watch your stern!
1245
01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:12,000
- Aye!
- Dodge, parry, and thrust!
1246
01:07:12,160 --> 01:07:13,514
Sounds like a heck of a law firm!
1247
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:15,637
Nice try! Heads up!
1248
01:07:16,200 --> 01:07:17,793
You're fired!
1249
01:07:17,960 --> 01:07:20,429
And here's your severance package. Ha!
1250
01:07:20,640 --> 01:07:23,109
Wait. You're not supposed to end with "Ha!"
1251
01:07:23,280 --> 01:07:24,111
You're not?
1252
01:07:24,800 --> 01:07:26,792
You're supposed to end with "Argh!"
1253
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,314
Got it! Argh!
1254
01:07:30,560 --> 01:07:31,516
That's great!
1255
01:07:31,680 --> 01:07:33,478
Thanks! I just went with the flow.
1256
01:07:33,640 --> 01:07:35,711
Ladies and gentlemen, and those in coach...
1257
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:37,314
on the left side of the plane...
1258
01:07:37,480 --> 01:07:40,951
you can see we're approaching
fabulous Las Vegas.
1259
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:46,870
Land ho!
1260
01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:48,480
Ahoy, matey.
1261
01:07:57,320 --> 01:07:58,515
Bye, Dad! Thanks for the lift!
1262
01:07:58,720 --> 01:08:00,154
- Okay. What?
- Let's move.
1263
01:08:00,320 --> 01:08:02,357
- Going to the Heartbreak Hotel?
- I'm going to the Heartbreak Hotel.
1264
01:08:02,520 --> 01:08:03,397
- Me, too!
- Me, too!
1265
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:04,397
Me, too!
1266
01:08:08,880 --> 01:08:10,599
We've gotta get to the convention center.
1267
01:08:10,760 --> 01:08:12,035
Should we get a taxi?
1268
01:08:12,200 --> 01:08:15,432
Darn! I spent all my per Diem.
That's more our speed.
1269
01:08:18,880 --> 01:08:19,757
Right.
1270
01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:22,872
Excuse me, ladies.
1271
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:24,840
Can we get a ride home?
1272
01:08:25,000 --> 01:08:28,516
Jimmy's been sick,
and he needs his expensive medicine.
1273
01:08:30,760 --> 01:08:32,274
Where do you live, sweetie?
1274
01:08:32,440 --> 01:08:34,955
The convention center.
1275
01:08:39,920 --> 01:08:41,434
Bye, sweetie!
1276
01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:43,034
Have a fun lady party!
1277
01:08:43,200 --> 01:08:44,634
Chicks dig babies.
1278
01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:48,274
The people of Long Island do not know
how to make an iced tea.
1279
01:08:49,880 --> 01:08:53,032
Oh, no! How are we gonna find my parents
in here?
1280
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:53,951
Tim!
1281
01:08:54,120 --> 01:08:55,110
Over there.
1282
01:08:55,480 --> 01:08:56,880
Okay, now where's Puppy Co?
1283
01:08:57,040 --> 01:08:59,032
Puppy Co, Puppy Co, Puppy Co...
1284
01:08:59,200 --> 01:09:00,953
Aha! Here it is. Found it!
1285
01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:05,629
But how did you...?
1286
01:09:06,240 --> 01:09:08,072
Hey! Where'd you go?
1287
01:09:13,000 --> 01:09:13,990
Not again!
1288
01:09:15,440 --> 01:09:17,238
Come on! I need you!
1289
01:09:18,120 --> 01:09:19,315
I'm back! I'm back.
1290
01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:21,915
What's going on?
1291
01:09:22,080 --> 01:09:23,070
That's right.
1292
01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:27,120
We're gonna launch a brand new puppy
in every continent.
1293
01:09:27,280 --> 01:09:28,953
In every country!
1294
01:09:29,120 --> 01:09:33,797
We're going to take over the world,
one heart at a time.
1295
01:09:36,680 --> 01:09:38,751
- Tim, there they are!
- Mom, Dad!
1296
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:41,071
Imagine a puppy that never grows up...
1297
01:09:41,280 --> 01:09:43,158
never gets old.
1298
01:09:43,840 --> 01:09:47,993
A puppy that stays a puppy forever.
1299
01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:52,435
I give you the only thing you'll ever love...
1300
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:55,035
the Forever Puppy!
1301
01:10:00,120 --> 01:10:01,110
Mommy?
1302
01:10:03,720 --> 01:10:05,120
Avert your eyes, Templeton!
1303
01:10:07,960 --> 01:10:09,360
Hey! What are you doing here?
1304
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:11,437
Mom, Dad!
1305
01:10:11,640 --> 01:10:12,960
What are they doing here?
1306
01:10:13,120 --> 01:10:14,793
What are Tim and the baby doing here?
1307
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:17,270
What are any of us doing here, really?
1308
01:10:17,480 --> 01:10:19,199
What is going on here?
1309
01:10:19,720 --> 01:10:20,631
He's got my parents!
1310
01:10:20,800 --> 01:10:22,632
We're really here to get them.
1311
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:23,551
Get them!
1312
01:10:23,720 --> 01:10:25,996
Get the Forever Puppy!
1313
01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:28,549
We've got to get backstage.
1314
01:10:31,480 --> 01:10:32,630
In there!
1315
01:10:34,320 --> 01:10:35,310
Run!
1316
01:10:39,320 --> 01:10:40,674
Go, go, go!
1317
01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,515
Left, right! Left, right! Left, right!
1318
01:10:49,680 --> 01:10:50,670
Yes!
1319
01:10:54,760 --> 01:10:56,831
Fart. Poop. Doodie.
1320
01:10:57,760 --> 01:11:00,070
Look at all that formula.
1321
01:11:06,080 --> 01:11:07,992
Now that's how you launch a product.
1322
01:11:08,200 --> 01:11:08,838
Oh, no!
1323
01:11:09,840 --> 01:11:11,513
He's putting them under the rocket!
1324
01:11:23,520 --> 01:11:25,876
Elvis has left the building!
1325
01:11:30,080 --> 01:11:31,560
Mom, Dad...
1326
01:11:31,760 --> 01:11:32,716
I'm coming!
1327
01:11:32,880 --> 01:11:34,917
Atta boy! Go, Tim! Go, go!
1328
01:11:39,040 --> 01:11:40,190
Launch initiated.
1329
01:11:40,400 --> 01:11:44,440
I'm launching my Forever Puppies,
and there's nothing you can do about it!
1330
01:11:44,760 --> 01:11:45,750
No!
1331
01:11:46,920 --> 01:11:49,480
Baby Corp stole all the love from me...
1332
01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:51,791
and now I'm going to take it back from them.
1333
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:53,553
You should understand what I'm talking about.
1334
01:11:54,080 --> 01:11:56,993
You got replaced just like me!
1335
01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:58,719
No! I'm nothing like you!
1336
01:11:58,880 --> 01:11:59,870
Bratty kid!
1337
01:12:00,080 --> 01:12:02,595
Let our parents go! His parents. The parents.
1338
01:12:02,760 --> 01:12:03,716
Yeah!
1339
01:12:03,920 --> 01:12:06,230
You could have had your parents' love
all to yourself again!
1340
01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:07,231
But no!
1341
01:12:07,400 --> 01:12:08,311
You blew it!
1342
01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:10,797
You let that baby boss you around.
1343
01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:11,996
He doesn't work for me.
1344
01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:13,560
We're partners!
1345
01:12:14,840 --> 01:12:16,274
I'm not ticklish.
1346
01:12:16,960 --> 01:12:18,155
Hey! Where's the baby?
1347
01:12:18,320 --> 01:12:19,754
Everyone has a tickle spot!
1348
01:12:19,920 --> 01:12:20,671
My ears!
1349
01:12:20,840 --> 01:12:22,160
Stop it!
1350
01:12:23,760 --> 01:12:24,989
Little brats!
1351
01:12:31,600 --> 01:12:34,991
Nothing is going to get in the way
of my vengeance.
1352
01:12:35,200 --> 01:12:36,953
Not you, not anybody!
1353
01:12:37,160 --> 01:12:38,640
Baby Corp is through.
1354
01:12:38,800 --> 01:12:40,280
I win! Ha!
1355
01:12:40,440 --> 01:12:41,317
Wrong!
1356
01:12:42,320 --> 01:12:44,198
You're not supposed to end with "Ha!"
1357
01:12:45,440 --> 01:12:47,272
- That's right!
- What?
1358
01:12:47,440 --> 01:12:49,113
You're supposed to end with...
1359
01:12:49,280 --> 01:12:50,430
Argh!
1360
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:52,316
En garde!
1361
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:55,631
You're fired!
1362
01:12:55,800 --> 01:12:57,792
And here's your severance package!
1363
01:13:03,960 --> 01:13:05,633
Take that, you scurvy scallywag!
1364
01:13:05,800 --> 01:13:06,517
Argh!
1365
01:13:06,680 --> 01:13:08,478
One minute and counting.
1366
01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:13,315
- Help!
- Anybody!
1367
01:13:14,320 --> 01:13:17,074
Tim! What are you doing?
1368
01:13:18,840 --> 01:13:19,830
No!
1369
01:13:20,200 --> 01:13:21,714
Mom, Dad, I'm coming!
1370
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:22,996
Is that you?
1371
01:13:23,320 --> 01:13:25,232
Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I got this!
1372
01:13:25,400 --> 01:13:26,914
- Are you okay?
- Is the baby all right?
1373
01:13:27,040 --> 01:13:27,996
Yes, the baby's fine.
1374
01:13:28,160 --> 01:13:29,310
Who was that?
1375
01:13:29,480 --> 01:13:30,994
That was me!
1376
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:32,230
The baby's fine.
1377
01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:35,155
It won't budge!
1378
01:13:35,320 --> 01:13:36,470
What's happening?
1379
01:13:36,720 --> 01:13:37,676
Wait a second!
1380
01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:39,150
Hey.
1381
01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:40,674
I know a way to move my parents.
1382
01:13:40,840 --> 01:13:41,990
- How?
- We can use the puppies!
1383
01:13:42,600 --> 01:13:43,351
Upsies.
1384
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,150
I need upsies.
1385
01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:46,754
But what if you "go baby" again?
1386
01:13:46,920 --> 01:13:48,991
It'll be fine. Fine, fine.
1387
01:13:49,160 --> 01:13:50,037
Fine!
1388
01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:51,554
It'll be fine.
1389
01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:53,154
Hang on to your diaper!
1390
01:14:03,880 --> 01:14:05,030
We're moving!
1391
01:14:05,200 --> 01:14:06,429
Why are we moving?
1392
01:14:06,600 --> 01:14:08,034
All right, Mom and Dad, hang on!
1393
01:14:09,360 --> 01:14:11,192
T-minus 30 seconds.
1394
01:14:11,360 --> 01:14:12,794
Oh, no! Wait!
1395
01:14:13,400 --> 01:14:14,436
Hold on!
1396
01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:15,875
Go, Tim! Get your parents...
1397
01:14:16,360 --> 01:14:17,510
out of here.
1398
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:19,915
You've gotta jump!
1399
01:14:20,400 --> 01:14:22,073
Come on, it's a piece of cake!
1400
01:14:23,040 --> 01:14:25,191
No! No patty cake! Get down!
1401
01:14:26,560 --> 01:14:29,712
Don't cry. I'm sorry. Please don't cry!
1402
01:14:31,560 --> 01:14:32,630
20 seconds.
1403
01:14:37,760 --> 01:14:39,558
15 seconds.
1404
01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:48,915
Blackbird singing in the dead of night
1405
01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:54,155
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
1406
01:14:56,240 --> 01:14:58,118
All your life
1407
01:14:59,520 --> 01:15:04,276
You were only waiting
For this moment to arise
1408
01:15:05,880 --> 01:15:06,950
- Three...
- Gotcha!
1409
01:15:07,120 --> 01:15:09,032
...two, one.
1410
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:10,236
Blast off!
1411
01:15:23,280 --> 01:15:24,270
Yeah!
1412
01:15:26,080 --> 01:15:28,072
Hey, are you still in there?
1413
01:15:29,760 --> 01:15:30,671
Aha!
1414
01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:36,240
What happened? Did we win?
1415
01:15:36,400 --> 01:15:37,231
- We won!
- We won?
1416
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:40,120
- We won, we won, we won!
- We won! Yes!
1417
01:15:41,680 --> 01:15:42,796
Victory nap!
1418
01:15:47,400 --> 01:15:48,550
You ruined everything!
1419
01:15:51,120 --> 01:15:53,032
It's not fair! It's not fair!
1420
01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:54,236
That's not right.
1421
01:15:54,960 --> 01:15:56,713
Now you're really going to pay!
1422
01:15:56,880 --> 01:15:59,839
Oh, yeah? It's time you pick on someone
your own size!
1423
01:16:01,840 --> 01:16:02,830
What?
1424
01:16:04,640 --> 01:16:06,438
Eugene! You put me down!
1425
01:16:06,600 --> 01:16:08,432
You hear me? I am the boss of you!
1426
01:16:16,240 --> 01:16:18,800
This time, we'll raise him right.
1427
01:16:22,760 --> 01:16:25,070
I'm sure that's gonna turn out fine.
1428
01:16:25,600 --> 01:16:26,829
Tim, what's happening?
1429
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:28,593
Mom, Dad, hold on!
1430
01:16:29,960 --> 01:16:30,996
Yes!
1431
01:16:31,560 --> 01:16:32,835
- Tim?
- Tim!
1432
01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:34,514
Tim! Are you okay?
1433
01:16:34,680 --> 01:16:35,750
I'm fine. We're fine.
1434
01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:36,910
You saved us.
1435
01:16:37,080 --> 01:16:38,355
You're our hero.
1436
01:16:38,520 --> 01:16:39,920
And a great big brother.
1437
01:16:41,120 --> 01:16:43,157
We love you both so much.
1438
01:16:43,320 --> 01:16:44,436
Both of us?
1439
01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:46,239
With all our heart.
1440
01:16:50,400 --> 01:16:52,119
Let's go home.
1441
01:16:59,880 --> 01:17:01,360
How do I look?
1442
01:17:04,520 --> 01:17:06,000
You look great.
1443
01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:16,392
Well, team, good job.
1444
01:17:16,560 --> 01:17:19,997
Staci, this letter should get you
into the school of your choice.
1445
01:17:22,560 --> 01:17:24,358
- Kindergarten?
- That's right.
1446
01:17:24,520 --> 01:17:25,874
And if there's anything else...
1447
01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:26,996
How about a raise?
1448
01:17:27,200 --> 01:17:28,395
Staci, you don't get paid.
1449
01:17:28,560 --> 01:17:29,789
- One million ziggity-five!
- Eight!
1450
01:17:29,960 --> 01:17:30,791
- A tricycle!
- Skates!
1451
01:17:31,000 --> 01:17:31,797
- Candy corn?
- Lollipop!
1452
01:17:32,000 --> 01:17:32,990
Deal.
1453
01:17:34,800 --> 01:17:36,519
Best boss ever.
1454
01:17:36,680 --> 01:17:39,320
And you guys don't always have to
toe the company line, you know?
1455
01:17:39,480 --> 01:17:40,755
It's okay to think for yourself.
1456
01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:41,751
- No, sir!
- No way!
1457
01:17:41,920 --> 01:17:43,036
That's a terrible idea!
1458
01:17:43,200 --> 01:17:44,554
That's the attitude.
1459
01:17:44,760 --> 01:17:45,830
- You're so right!
- You've got it, sir!
1460
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,070
- You're the man!
- Absolutely!
1461
01:17:48,680 --> 01:17:49,909
Here you go, big guy.
1462
01:17:51,040 --> 01:17:52,235
You've earned it.
1463
01:17:56,240 --> 01:17:57,594
You wanna hug me, don't you?
1464
01:18:01,160 --> 01:18:03,356
I'll miss you too, buddy. Okay.
1465
01:18:06,440 --> 01:18:08,591
- There, there.
- It'll be okay, big guy.
1466
01:18:09,080 --> 01:18:10,070
So...
1467
01:18:11,440 --> 01:18:12,430
you did it.
1468
01:18:12,600 --> 01:18:14,751
No. We did it.
1469
01:18:15,440 --> 01:18:18,672
By the way,
congratulations on your promotion.
1470
01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:22,669
The corner office, the private potty.
All that stuff.
1471
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:24,360
But, hey! How about you?
1472
01:18:24,520 --> 01:18:26,591
You have your parents all to yourself.
1473
01:18:30,640 --> 01:18:33,439
So what am I gonna tell Mom and Dad
after you leave?
1474
01:18:33,640 --> 01:18:34,630
Don't worry.
1475
01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:37,235
Baby Corp has a procedure
for situations like this.
1476
01:18:37,440 --> 01:18:40,274
It'll be like I was never born.
1477
01:18:41,560 --> 01:18:42,755
I almost forgot!
1478
01:18:45,320 --> 01:18:47,118
No way! Lam-Lam!
1479
01:18:47,320 --> 01:18:48,800
- You fixed her.
- Yep.
1480
01:18:48,960 --> 01:18:51,316
She's as good as new. She's a tough one.
1481
01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:55,315
Well, I guess we both got what we wanted.
1482
01:18:55,480 --> 01:18:56,960
It's a win-win.
1483
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:10,116
Probably should...
1484
01:19:10,280 --> 01:19:11,270
Yeah.
1485
01:19:11,840 --> 01:19:14,400
So, stay in school.
1486
01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:16,637
I don't really have a choice.
1487
01:19:16,800 --> 01:19:17,790
Yeah, right.
1488
01:19:19,160 --> 01:19:20,992
- Goodbye, Tim.
- Bye.
1489
01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:37,119
Yeah, right.
1490
01:20:05,840 --> 01:20:07,832
He left as suddenly as he arrived.
1491
01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:09,071
Bye.
1492
01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:12,478
Finally, my life was perfect again.
1493
01:20:17,880 --> 01:20:22,477
Forget about the baby.
1494
01:20:37,160 --> 01:20:38,116
Oopsies!
1495
01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:39,509
Pardon me, big fella.
1496
01:20:59,360 --> 01:21:01,795
Surprise!
1497
01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:08,953
Hooray!
1498
01:21:40,200 --> 01:21:41,475
Forget about the baby?
1499
01:21:42,880 --> 01:21:44,439
No, thanks. I'm good.
1500
01:21:44,920 --> 01:21:46,115
Okie-dokie.
1501
01:23:21,840 --> 01:23:22,910
Argh.
1502
01:23:37,080 --> 01:23:38,560
Dear Boss Baby...
1503
01:23:38,720 --> 01:23:40,552
I don't usually write very much...
1504
01:23:40,720 --> 01:23:43,758
but now I know
that memos are very important things.
1505
01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:46,196
Even though I never went
to business school...
1506
01:23:46,360 --> 01:23:48,556
I did learn to share in kindergarten.
1507
01:23:48,720 --> 01:23:51,440
And if there isn't enough love
for the two of us...
1508
01:23:51,600 --> 01:23:53,956
then I wanna give you all of mine.
1509
01:24:23,720 --> 01:24:25,393
I would like to offer you a job.
1510
01:24:25,560 --> 01:24:26,676
It will be hard work...
1511
01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:28,877
and there will be no pay.
1512
01:24:29,680 --> 01:24:32,718
But the good news is that
you can never be fired.
1513
01:24:34,320 --> 01:24:35,959
And I promise you this.
1514
01:24:36,480 --> 01:24:39,120
Every morning when you wake up,
I will be there.
1515
01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:41,590
Every night at dinner, I will be there.
1516
01:24:41,800 --> 01:24:44,269
Every birthday party,
every Christmas morning...
1517
01:24:44,440 --> 01:24:45,635
I will be there.
1518
01:24:48,160 --> 01:24:50,755
Year after year after year.
1519
01:24:56,560 --> 01:24:58,677
We will grow old together.
1520
01:25:00,040 --> 01:25:02,236
And you and I will always...
1521
01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:03,911
...be brothers.
1522
01:25:04,680 --> 01:25:05,670
Always.
1523
01:25:26,600 --> 01:25:29,638
Wake up, little halflings! It's 7:00 a.m.
1524
01:25:32,320 --> 01:25:33,993
What's the point, Wizzie?
1525
01:25:34,160 --> 01:25:36,436
Because it's 7:00 a.m.
1526
01:25:36,600 --> 01:25:39,320
I have one job to do,
and you make it so difficult.
1527
01:25:43,840 --> 01:25:45,513
It's okay, little halfling.
1528
01:25:45,680 --> 01:25:47,512
Sometimes, I get confused too.
1529
01:25:47,680 --> 01:25:50,240
Especially during daylight savings time.
1530
01:25:50,400 --> 01:25:52,198
Spring forward, fall back.
1531
01:25:52,360 --> 01:25:54,556
We don't even have calendars
in the wizard's realm!
1532
01:25:54,720 --> 01:25:58,270
There is no spring, only darkness and winter!
1533
01:25:58,440 --> 01:26:00,716
I'm not confused at all, Wizzie.
1534
01:26:00,920 --> 01:26:01,990
I just miss him.
1535
01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:17,633
Tim, look who's here!
1536
01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:19,959
It's your new baby...
1537
01:26:20,120 --> 01:26:21,190
Brother!
1538
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:23,480
You're here! You're really here!
1539
01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:24,790
Gentle, gentle.
1540
01:26:24,960 --> 01:26:26,952
You came back!
1541
01:26:27,720 --> 01:26:30,872
Say hello to Theodore Lindsey Templeton.
1542
01:26:31,360 --> 01:26:32,350
Lindsey?
1543
01:26:35,200 --> 01:26:37,112
Who's ticklish? Who's ticklish?
1544
01:26:37,280 --> 01:26:38,475
Here you go.
1545
01:26:42,560 --> 01:26:44,756
So, that's my story.
1546
01:26:46,440 --> 01:26:47,669
Our story.
1547
01:26:48,640 --> 01:26:52,190
Luckily for me and my little brother,
it had a happy ending.
1548
01:26:54,200 --> 01:26:56,237
Is that a true story, Daddy?
1549
01:26:56,440 --> 01:26:58,636
Well, sweetie, that's how I remember it.
1550
01:26:58,800 --> 01:27:00,553
- But you know what I found out?
- What?
1551
01:27:00,720 --> 01:27:02,951
There's plenty of love for everyone.
1552
01:27:03,120 --> 01:27:04,031
Even me?
1553
01:27:04,200 --> 01:27:05,714
Especially you.
1554
01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:07,280
Just ask your Uncle Ted.
1555
01:27:07,440 --> 01:27:09,750
Hey, kid, I hear you're gonna have
a baby sister.
1556
01:27:09,920 --> 01:27:11,195
I wanted a horse.
1557
01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:13,920
Here you go, kid. Go get yourself a horse.
1558
01:27:14,120 --> 01:27:16,874
You know, I'm proud of you, Leslie.
1559
01:27:17,080 --> 01:27:18,673
Back at ya, Lindsey.
1560
01:27:29,040 --> 01:27:31,032
Hi there, baby sister.
1561
01:30:24,880 --> 01:30:25,631
Argh!
1562
01:30:25,800 --> 01:30:26,995
All right, guys.
1563
01:30:27,160 --> 01:30:28,196
Time for bed.
1564
01:30:28,400 --> 01:30:30,471
Come on, Mom. Just a little longer.
1565
01:30:30,640 --> 01:30:31,915
Okay.
1566
01:37:10,200 --> 01:37:13,637
Wake up, little halflings!
It's time to leave.
1567
01:37:13,800 --> 01:37:17,191
Go and live your peasant lives.
1568
01:37:18,240 --> 01:37:19,720
Be gone with you!