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MAN #1: And with that movie 2001,
you're projecting us into the 21st century.
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- I brought along my son Jonathan...
- MAN #2: Hi.
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Who in the year 2001 will
be the same age as I am now.
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Maybe he will be better adjusted to this
kind of world that you're trying to portray.
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MAN #2: The big difference,
when he grows up...
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In fact, if we wanted to
wait till the year 2001...
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He will have in his own house
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not a computer as big as
this, but at least a console
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through which he can talk to
his friendly local computer
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and get all the information
he needs for his everyday life,
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like his bank statements,
his theater reservations,
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all the information you need in the course
of living in a complex modern society.
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This will be in a compact
form in his own house.
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He'll have a television screen,
like these here, and a keyboard.
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And he'll talk to the computer
and get information from it.
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And he'll take it as much for
granted as we take the telephone.
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MAN #1: I wonder, though, what sort of
a life would it be like in social terms?
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I mean, if our whole life
is built around the computer,
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do we become a computer-dependent society?
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In some ways, but they
will also enrich our society
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because it will make it possible for
us to live, really, anywhere we like.
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Any businessman and executive
could live almost anywhere on Earth
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and still do his business
through a device like this.
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And this is a wonderful thing. It means
we won't have to be stuck in cities.
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We'll be able to live out in the
country or wherever we please.
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MAN #3: Screen says it's
an unimplemented trap.
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But the error code is
wrong. It's a system error.
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- WOMAN: So what's the upshot?
- MAN #3: It's not gonna say hello.
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MAN #4: It absolutely
is gonna say hello.
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- It's nobody's fault. It's a system error.
- You built the voice demo.
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- The voice demo is flaky.
- Keep your voices down.
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I've been telling you that
for... This thing is overbuilt.
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It worked last night. It
worked the night before that.
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It worked three hours ago.
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- It's not working now, so just skip over the voice demo.
- Fuck you.
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- Everything else is working.
- Shh.
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Skip over the voice demo.
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We need it to say hello.
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- You're not hearing me. It's not going to say hello.
- Just fix it.
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- Fix it?
- Yeah.
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(SCOFFING)
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- In 40 minutes?
- Fix it.
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- I can't.
- Who's the person who can?
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I'm the person who can, and I can't.
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- How bad are you saying?
- It's pretty bad.
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- I don't know what that means.
- It means the demo is more than likely gonna crash.
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You have to keep your voices down.
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Joel Pforzheimer is
sitting out in the house.
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I don't care if... Who's Joel Pforzheimer?
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GQ.
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He's been shadowing you
for a week. Did you notice?
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Just look like everything's fine.
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He's sitting out in the house.
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Hey.
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What are you guys saying?
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Some kind of race condition, but we
haven't been able to track it down yet.
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Is the synthesizer sampling fast enough?
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No, so the rates are off
and it keeps crashing.
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WOMAN: It's 20 seconds out of a
two-hour launch. Why not just cut it?
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- We can't cut it.
- Yeah, you just cut it.
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Two days ago, we ran a Super Bowl ad that
could've won the Oscar for Best Short Film.
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There are more people who can tell you about
the ad than can tell you who won the game.
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I understand, but the ad said
the Mac was gonna save the world.
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It didn't say it was gonna say hello.
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WOMAN #2: We open the house in five.
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Don't open the house.
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We're taking a quick break.
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- Part of the problem is...
- What?
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We can recompile, but if it's a hardware
problem, we can't get into the back.
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Why not?
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- Do you wanna tell her or should I?
- Don't start with me, man.
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- Why can't he get into the machine?
- You need special tools.
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What kind of special tools?
Just take a screwdriver.
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He didn't want users to be able to open it.
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You need special tools.
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(WHISPERS) Is this for real?
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There are a hundred engineers walking
around here. None of them have the tools?
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In fairness, not many of
them were issued the tools.
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- What about you?
- I left them at the office. It was 3:00 AM when I...
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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- Cut "Hello."
- No.
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- What's the first rule of a launch?
- It's not gonna crash.
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It just did.
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Andy!
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Which one?
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The other Andy. You're right
there. Why would I be calling out?
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- He needs to talk to you.
- Yeah.
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The exit signs need to be off or
we're not gonna get a full blackout.
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- We've spoken to the building manager and the fire marshal.
- And?
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There's no way they're gonna
let us turn the exit signs off.
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- (SNAPS FINGERS)
- I'll pay whatever the fine is.
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The fine is they're gonna come
in and tell everyone to leave.
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You explained to the fire marshal
that we're in here changing the world?
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I did, but unless we can also change
the properties of fire, he doesn't care.
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- Steve...
- If a fire causes a stampede to the unmarked exits,
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it'll have been well worth
it for those who survive.
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For those who don't, less
so, but still pretty good.
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- Look, I...
- I need it to go black. Real black.
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Get rid of the exit signs and
don't let me know how you did it.
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Fix the voice demo.
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You need special tools to open the Mac?
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You knew it was a closed system.
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I didn't know literally. Jesus.
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And if you keep alienating
people for no reason,
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there's gonna be no one
left for it to say hello to.
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It's not for no reason.
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We blow this and IBM will own the
next 50 years like a Batman villain.
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Remember the phone company? That's what
Bell was called, "the phone company."
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IBM will be the computer company.
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Ten years later they'll
be the information company,
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and that's very bad for the human race.
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So we don't have time to
be polite or realistic,
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'cause if we are, this
company's next product launch
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will be held in front of 26 people
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and a stringer from the
Alameda County Shopper's Guide.
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We haven't advertised the voice software.
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We could pull it out of the demo
and no one would be disappointed.
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Do you want to try being reasonable,
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just, you know, see what it feels like?
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Okay. Pull the voice demo.
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Thank you.
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And then cancel the launch.
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I see. You just tricked me a little.
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You can tell me how unimportant it is,
but if the computer doesn't say hello,
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then neither will John Sculley,
who I promise you agrees with me.
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Sculley's not gonna cancel the
launch 'cause he's not insane.
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He's also not a hack, and
when it comes to the Macintosh,
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he's gonna do what I ask him to do.
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- What's in this box?
- Nothing you need to worry about.
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Don't even open it.
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What the fuck?
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Why is there a carton of... Who did this?
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- Somebody thought...
- Who?
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Doesn't matter. Thought it would be a good
idea to have copies of that Time cover
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available at everyone's seat.
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It was nipped in the bud and all the
copies are being taken out of the building.
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So problem solved.
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- This isn't a Macintosh.
- I understand.
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Somebody thought it would
be a good idea to, like,
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enthusiastically hand over copies of
Time with a not-a-Macintosh on the cover
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at the launch of the Macintosh?
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What are they handing
out at Hewlett-Packard?
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A bushel of apples with my face on them?
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I'm sure the thinking was that
since the computer is Man of the Year
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that that's good for our business,
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but like I said, I'm having
them removed from the building.
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What I'd like you to do with them
is to take them, all 2,600 copies,
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and stack them on Kottke's desk
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and tell him Steve says,
"Happy New Year to you."
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Okay.
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I gave Time magazine full access.
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THE WHOLE CAMPUS: Bandley, Apple II, Lisa.
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I gave him Sculley, Markkula. I
gave him Woz. I gave him everybody.
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What should I call the person who thought
it'd be a good idea to hand these out?
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I'm not telling you who it was.
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It was done without malice.
It's been taken care of.
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You have a half hour and we
have things to talk about.
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Like what?
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(SIGHS) Like a million
in the first 90 days.
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- Joanna...
- 20,000 a month after that.
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- Look. Those are the forecasts.
- I'm begging...
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This is my field. I'm begging you
to manage expectations out there.
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- I'm fanning expectations.
- We're not gonna sell a million in the first 90 days.
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Everyone, everyone, everyone,
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everyone is waiting for the Mac.
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Maybe.
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But what happens when they
find out that for 2,495,
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there's nothing you can do with it?
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We were competitive at $1,500,
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but once you replaced the
Motorola 6809 with the 68000...
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Which is what supports menus, windows,
point and click, high-res graphics...
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Yeah, 'cause everyone needs
rectangles with rounded corners.
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Coach lands on the runway at the
exact same time as first class.
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I don't have the first
fucking idea what that means,
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but this is how it got to $2,500,
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which is the price point on
the PC, which can do a lot more!
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Who's gonna want a PC?
What idiot is gonna want...
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If I wanna tell you there's a spot
on your shirt, I point to the spot.
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I don't say there's a spot 14
centimeters down from the collar
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and three centimeters to the
right of the second button
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while I try to remember what
the command is for club soda.
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That's not how a person's mind works.
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If the goal was ease of use, maybe
you should've given it some memory.
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You can complain about memory
or you can complain about price,
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but you can't do both at the same time.
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Memory is what costs money.
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I'm glad you're telling me
your feelings about the Mac now
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because we have a half hour left.
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We can redesign it.
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I'm just asking you to manage expectations.
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Look at their faces
when they see what it is.
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They won't know what they're
looking at or why they like it,
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but they'll know they want it.
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Not instantly. When people
heard Rite of Spring,
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they tore the chairs out of the theater.
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They didn't buy the record.
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Rite of Spring happens
to be the most revolutionary
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and provocative symphony
of the last century.
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Ballet. It was a ballet.
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But Igor Stravinsky didn't say he
was gonna sell 20,000 units a month.
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I don't know why we're
talking about Stravinsky
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when what I care about is Dan Kottke
sodomizing me in Time magazine.
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(SIGHS) Look. Obviously...
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Let me say this to you.
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Obviously, Daniel didn't think
he was doing anything wrong.
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- By talking to Time about it?
- Yeah.
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I don't know what that means.
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You said, when you told me the story...
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You said you said to Dan,
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"Did Time magazine ask you
if I had a daughter named Lisa?"
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And Dan said, "Yeah."
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My point was that he answered
you simply and honestly
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because he didn't think
he'd done anything wrong.
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Except, Joanna... Except I
don't have a daughter named Lisa.
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And this story is now about how I'm
denying paternity and took a blood test.
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And that's why there's a picture of...
I don't know what the fuck that is.
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That's why there's a
picture of a PC on the cover
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instead of a picture of me and the Mac.
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I don't know what to tell you.
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I was supposed to be Time
magazine's Man of the Year.
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And then Dan Kottke was born.
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- Well...
- What?
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- She's waiting for you.
- Who?
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- Chrisann.
- Brennan?
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They're out in the hall.
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They've been sitting in the back of
the auditorium since 7:00 this morning.
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I'm not having a session
with Chrisann right now.
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We issued 335 press
credentials for the launch.
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Steve, you piss off Chrisann,
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she's gonna stand in the
lobby and give 335 interviews,
231
00:11:01,544 --> 00:11:06,783
and you, pal, will be longing for
the halcyon days of Dan Kottke.
232
00:11:08,150 --> 00:11:11,219
(SIGHS) Let me get this over with.
233
00:11:11,220 --> 00:11:13,520
But don't leave. You're gonna stay here.
234
00:11:13,521 --> 00:11:14,956
What? No. I'm not.
235
00:11:14,957 --> 00:11:18,426
No. There's less of a chance of a
scene if you stay here. She'll be cool.
236
00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:23,298
(EXHALES) I find all this
excruciatingly personal and-and...
237
00:11:23,299 --> 00:11:25,933
I-I'm... I'm not staying.
238
00:11:25,934 --> 00:11:27,434
No. Come on.
239
00:11:27,435 --> 00:11:30,639
I don't wanna be in a
room alone with Chrisann.
240
00:11:33,509 --> 00:11:35,945
This is me and you.
241
00:11:39,448 --> 00:11:40,917
Fine.
242
00:11:48,624 --> 00:11:50,093
Hey.
243
00:11:53,629 --> 00:11:55,931
Steve.
244
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:57,298
This is a surprise.
245
00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:59,600
Why don't you come on in?
246
00:11:59,601 --> 00:12:01,837
Thank you.
247
00:12:04,073 --> 00:12:06,474
- You coming too?
- Yes, I'm not gonna leave her in the hallway.
248
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,943
Okay. It's a safe hallway, but anyway.
249
00:12:08,944 --> 00:12:11,712
You remember Joanna Hoffman? She's
the head of marketing for the Mac.
250
00:12:11,713 --> 00:12:14,182
Good to see you.
251
00:12:14,183 --> 00:12:16,650
Nice to see you. Hello, Lisa.
252
00:12:16,651 --> 00:12:19,653
We've met before, and you told
me you like the way I talk,
253
00:12:19,654 --> 00:12:23,357
and that was my favorite
thing anyone's ever said to me.
254
00:12:23,358 --> 00:12:25,360
- You're from Poland.
- Yes, I am.
255
00:12:25,361 --> 00:12:28,129
- Do you know where that is?
- The top of the Earth.
256
00:12:28,130 --> 00:12:30,097
I think you're thinking of the North Pole.
257
00:12:30,098 --> 00:12:31,999
Well, we're a little
pressed for time, so...
258
00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:34,402
- I'll leave you guys alone.
- Why do you wanna leave when you just said...
259
00:12:34,403 --> 00:12:36,839
I'm gonna check in with Hertzfeld.
260
00:12:44,145 --> 00:12:46,548
We're trying to get a
computer to say hello,
261
00:12:46,549 --> 00:12:49,116
but right now it's being very shy.
262
00:12:49,117 --> 00:12:51,052
Would you come help me? Is that okay?
263
00:12:51,053 --> 00:12:52,653
Sure.
264
00:12:52,654 --> 00:12:55,123
STEVE: Thank you.
265
00:12:55,124 --> 00:12:57,057
My dad named a computer after me.
266
00:12:57,058 --> 00:13:00,495
I'm not your...
267
00:13:00,496 --> 00:13:03,731
Actually, do you know what
a coincidence is, Lisa?
268
00:13:03,732 --> 00:13:06,169
No.
269
00:13:07,370 --> 00:13:10,404
Like if you met someone.
270
00:13:10,405 --> 00:13:12,706
You made a new friend
and her name was Lisa too.
271
00:13:12,707 --> 00:13:14,576
That would be a coincidence.
272
00:13:14,577 --> 00:13:17,578
"Lisa" stands for "Local
Integrated Systems Architecture."
273
00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:20,215
L-I-S-A.
274
00:13:21,683 --> 00:13:23,785
It's a coincidence.
275
00:13:25,487 --> 00:13:27,654
- You about done?
- Yeah.
276
00:13:27,655 --> 00:13:28,489
Okay.
277
00:13:28,490 --> 00:13:33,930
Come. Let's make that computer say hi.
278
00:13:35,197 --> 00:13:37,097
Go ahead, Lisa.
279
00:13:37,098 --> 00:13:40,268
So it was the other way around.
280
00:13:40,269 --> 00:13:42,537
I was named after the computer?
281
00:13:42,538 --> 00:13:45,807
Nothing was named after
anybody. It's a coincidence.
282
00:13:45,808 --> 00:13:48,144
Come on.
283
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:54,383
What's the matter with you?
284
00:13:54,384 --> 00:13:56,583
What's the matter with you? Why
are you telling her these things?
285
00:13:56,584 --> 00:13:58,552
Why are you still telling
her I'm her father?
286
00:13:58,553 --> 00:14:00,455
- A judge told her you're her father.
- No, he didn't.
287
00:14:00,456 --> 00:14:02,322
Where the hell do you get off
telling Time magazine
288
00:14:02,323 --> 00:14:04,325
I've slept with 28 percent
of the men in America?
289
00:14:04,326 --> 00:14:06,293
- That's not...
- Where do you get off?
290
00:14:06,294 --> 00:14:09,130
That's not remotely what I said.
291
00:14:11,467 --> 00:14:14,168
It's right here. (EXHALES)
292
00:14:14,169 --> 00:14:16,137
First of all, can I tell you
something about Time magazine?
293
00:14:16,138 --> 00:14:18,840
I believe it's a training
facility for paid assassins.
294
00:14:18,841 --> 00:14:22,342
- "Jobs insists"... I am quoting...
- I didn't invent math.
295
00:14:22,343 --> 00:14:25,480
CHRISANN: "twenty-eight percent of
the male population of the United States"
296
00:14:25,481 --> 00:14:27,615
could be the father."
297
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:31,619
I wasn't saying you've slept
with 28% of American men.
298
00:14:31,620 --> 00:14:34,522
I was using an algorithm
based on the blood test
299
00:14:34,523 --> 00:14:38,659
which said there was a 94.1%
chance that I'm the father.
300
00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:41,863
You're trying to publicly
paint me as a slut and a whore.
301
00:14:41,864 --> 00:14:44,365
Believe me, I'm not trying to
publicly do anything with you.
302
00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:46,067
Two million people read
Time. How am I supposed...
303
00:14:46,068 --> 00:14:49,703
It would be more if they put me on the cover,
but Dan Kottke decided to kidney-punch me...
304
00:14:49,704 --> 00:14:52,874
- I applied for welfare yesterday.
- STEVE: I'm sorry?
305
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:55,878
- Hello!
- I said I applied for welfare yesterday.
306
00:14:57,178 --> 00:15:01,615
The Time article said your
Apple stock was worth $441 million,
307
00:15:01,616 --> 00:15:03,750
and I wanted to ask you
how you felt about that.
308
00:15:03,751 --> 00:15:06,587
Well, I feel like Apple stock
has been dramatically undervalued.
309
00:15:06,588 --> 00:15:08,523
This would be a good time to get in.
310
00:15:08,524 --> 00:15:11,259
Your daughter and her mother...
311
00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:13,461
- Chrisann...
- are on welfare.
312
00:15:13,462 --> 00:15:16,197
We're living in a hovel in Menlo Park.
313
00:15:16,198 --> 00:15:17,698
We can't pay the heating bills.
314
00:15:17,699 --> 00:15:20,235
She sleeps in a parka.
315
00:15:20,236 --> 00:15:22,537
- Your daughter...
- She's not my daughter!
316
00:15:22,538 --> 00:15:25,572
Because, as reported
by Time magazine,
317
00:15:25,573 --> 00:15:28,543
- I've slept with 28% of the men in America?
- No.
318
00:15:28,544 --> 00:15:32,148
All of them, exactly nine
months before Lisa was born.
319
00:15:34,449 --> 00:15:37,418
- (KNOCKS)
- (DOOR OPENS)
320
00:15:37,419 --> 00:15:39,287
I've got Andy here.
321
00:15:39,288 --> 00:15:41,289
(DOOR CLOSES)
322
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:48,331
Excuse me.
323
00:15:57,405 --> 00:15:58,572
We're there?
324
00:15:58,573 --> 00:16:00,575
- Hey, Chris.
- CHRISANN: Hey, Andy.
325
00:16:00,576 --> 00:16:02,342
- How are you doin'?
- Terrible.
326
00:16:02,343 --> 00:16:03,677
STEVE: You guys caught up now?
327
00:16:03,678 --> 00:16:06,313
Excuse me for saying hello to my
friend, who thinks you're a dick.
328
00:16:06,314 --> 00:16:07,715
- I don't think you're a...
- We're there?
329
00:16:07,716 --> 00:16:10,751
- No. It's got a one-in-six chance of working.
- Goddamn it.
330
00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:15,590
Well, we're not a pit crew at Daytona.
This can't be fixed in seconds.
331
00:16:15,591 --> 00:16:18,458
You didn't have seconds.
You had three weeks.
332
00:16:18,459 --> 00:16:21,528
The universe was created
in a third of that time.
333
00:16:21,529 --> 00:16:23,798
Well, someday you'll have
to tell us how you did it.
334
00:16:23,799 --> 00:16:26,235
(CHUCKLES)
335
00:16:27,303 --> 00:16:29,736
Here's what I'm gonna do.
336
00:16:29,737 --> 00:16:33,874
I'm gonna announce the names of
everyone who designed the launch demo.
337
00:16:33,875 --> 00:16:36,677
I'm gonna introduce everyone
and ask them to stand up.
338
00:16:36,678 --> 00:16:38,980
The bag was designed by Susan Kare.
339
00:16:38,981 --> 00:16:42,884
The Macintosh font that's scrolling across
the screen was designed by Steve Capps.
340
00:16:42,885 --> 00:16:46,221
The starry night and
skywriting was Bruce Horn.
341
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:51,859
MacPaint, MacWrite, Alice,
down to the calculator.
342
00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:54,762
And then I'm gonna say the
voice demo that didn't work
343
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,667
was designed by Andy Hertzfeld.
344
00:17:00,369 --> 00:17:03,771
(CHUCKLES)
345
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,238
Steve...
346
00:17:05,239 --> 00:17:08,508
Five-in-six is your chance of surviving
the first round of Russian roulette,
347
00:17:08,509 --> 00:17:10,378
and you've reversed those odds.
348
00:17:10,379 --> 00:17:12,580
So unless you wanna be disgraced
in front of your friends,
349
00:17:12,581 --> 00:17:15,783
family, colleagues,
stockholders and the press,
350
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,552
I wouldn't stand here arguing.
351
00:17:17,553 --> 00:17:20,921
I'd go try and get some
more bullets out of the gun.
352
00:17:20,922 --> 00:17:23,258
Do it, Andy!
353
00:17:27,729 --> 00:17:29,397
Stop. You.
354
00:17:29,398 --> 00:17:31,299
- What size shirt do you wear?
- Me?
355
00:17:31,300 --> 00:17:33,801
Does anyone know what size shirt
he wears? What size shirt I wear?
356
00:17:33,802 --> 00:17:36,036
JOANNA: Does anyone know where
the closest psychiatrist is?
357
00:17:36,037 --> 00:17:38,906
The disk fits in your pocket.
358
00:17:38,907 --> 00:17:41,542
I need a shirt with a breast
pocket. I can take it out onstage.
359
00:17:41,543 --> 00:17:43,043
- A shirt?
- The disk!
360
00:17:43,044 --> 00:17:46,046
I need a white shirt in my
size with a breast pocket.
361
00:17:46,047 --> 00:17:49,350
Yes. Which one of the no
stores that are open at 8:45
362
00:17:49,351 --> 00:17:52,853
do you want me to have someone run
to and return from in 15 minutes?
363
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:56,724
Go out in the lobby, find someone
my size who's wearing a white shirt.
364
00:17:56,725 --> 00:17:59,026
Tell them I'll trade
them for a free computer,
365
00:17:59,027 --> 00:18:00,794
and they get to keep my shirt.
366
00:18:00,795 --> 00:18:03,063
Does it have to be a
white shirt? Is blue okay?
367
00:18:03,064 --> 00:18:07,802
No. The Mac is beige, I'm beige, the
disk is blue, the shirt has to be white.
368
00:18:07,803 --> 00:18:09,237
Andy?
369
00:18:25,787 --> 00:18:28,989
(EXHALES)
370
00:18:28,990 --> 00:18:30,024
(CLICKS TONGUE)
371
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:33,828
STEVE (IMITATING COMPUTER):
Hello, I'm Macintosh.
372
00:18:33,829 --> 00:18:37,732
Bring me the head of Andy Hertzfeld.
373
00:18:37,733 --> 00:18:39,966
I tried to get it to
say hello, but it's shy.
374
00:18:39,967 --> 00:18:42,035
Yeah.
375
00:18:42,036 --> 00:18:43,603
So that's it?
376
00:18:43,604 --> 00:18:46,207
STEVE: That's it.
377
00:18:47,609 --> 00:18:49,110
I don't get it.
378
00:18:49,111 --> 00:18:50,745
I know.
379
00:18:50,746 --> 00:18:52,612
What are people going to do with it?
380
00:18:52,613 --> 00:18:54,349
Lisa, how old are you now?
381
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,484
- You know how old she is.
- How old are you, Lisa?
382
00:18:56,485 --> 00:18:58,254
Five.
383
00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:01,524
Come sit here for a minute.
384
00:19:05,494 --> 00:19:07,527
Do you know what this is?
385
00:19:07,528 --> 00:19:10,630
- It's a computer.
- It's a computer.
386
00:19:10,631 --> 00:19:13,134
Can I borrow your hand for a second?
387
00:19:14,402 --> 00:19:17,139
Point that arrow and click.
388
00:19:18,940 --> 00:19:21,676
You don't have to, but if you
want, you can play with it.
389
00:19:21,677 --> 00:19:24,911
Nothing you can do will break it,
so just do whatever you want with it.
390
00:19:24,912 --> 00:19:26,112
What are you doing?
391
00:19:26,113 --> 00:19:29,883
I'm paying you exactly what
the court ordered me to pay you.
392
00:19:29,884 --> 00:19:32,786
$385 a month.
393
00:19:32,787 --> 00:19:34,755
I'm not the one who decided on that amount.
394
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,657
And I'm asking you how you feel.
395
00:19:36,658 --> 00:19:38,158
If you feel all right.
396
00:19:38,159 --> 00:19:41,661
- If it feels all right to you that your daughter...
- She's not my...
397
00:19:41,662 --> 00:19:44,399
That your daughter and
her mother are on welfare
398
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:48,402
while you're worth $441
million for making that.
399
00:19:48,403 --> 00:19:51,539
I'm proud to say Apple donates
computers to underfunded schools,
400
00:19:51,540 --> 00:19:54,041
- and we'll be doing more of the same with the Mac...
- What?
401
00:19:54,042 --> 00:19:57,844
Apple donates millions of dollars'
worth of computers to schools.
402
00:19:57,845 --> 00:19:59,880
What does that have to do with...
403
00:19:59,881 --> 00:20:04,752
Imagine an underprivileged kid that has
their favorite teacher with them 24 hours.
404
00:20:04,753 --> 00:20:06,687
We're minutes away from
being able to do that.
405
00:20:06,688 --> 00:20:09,424
In your head, was that
an answer to my question?
406
00:20:09,425 --> 00:20:10,957
Tell me the question again.
407
00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:11,958
(SCOFFS)
408
00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:14,128
I wasn't the one who sued
you for child support.
409
00:20:14,129 --> 00:20:16,697
- No, let...
- San Mateo County sued you.
410
00:20:16,698 --> 00:20:19,699
No, let me explain what happened,
'cause I have plenty of time right now.
411
00:20:19,700 --> 00:20:21,436
- (KNOCKS)
- (DOOR OPENS)
412
00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:23,070
Excuse me. You have a visitor.
413
00:20:23,071 --> 00:20:25,639
Just wanted to say good
luck. Hey, Chrisann.
414
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:28,444
- Hello, Woz.
- Hang on.
415
00:20:29,578 --> 00:20:31,978
(CLEARS THROAT, GROANS)
416
00:20:31,979 --> 00:20:34,482
- Just wanted to say good luck.
- Thanks. You too.
417
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,882
- It's a big morning.
- Yeah.
418
00:20:35,883 --> 00:20:37,784
You should see this crowd out there.
419
00:20:37,785 --> 00:20:40,421
This crowd, it's like, um...
420
00:20:41,457 --> 00:20:44,524
I can't really wait for you to
come up with a metaphor, man.
421
00:20:44,525 --> 00:20:47,462
- Yeah. So, listen, I want to ask you a favor.
- Yeah?
422
00:20:47,463 --> 00:20:50,231
- Can you acknowledge the Apple II team in your remarks?
- I cannot.
423
00:20:50,232 --> 00:20:51,799
Just an acknowledgement.
424
00:20:51,800 --> 00:20:54,768
Have them stand up.
425
00:20:54,769 --> 00:20:56,870
- We're launching the Mac.
- It'd be a morale booster.
426
00:20:56,871 --> 00:20:59,040
Just a mention so they could
get a round of applause.
427
00:20:59,041 --> 00:21:01,242
- Just a mention.
- Can we stick a pin in this for a minute?
428
00:21:01,243 --> 00:21:02,776
- Sure.
- Thank you.
429
00:21:02,777 --> 00:21:05,012
Just talking about an
acknowledgement for the team.
430
00:21:05,013 --> 00:21:07,180
I've got Chrisann in there.
I'll see you in a second.
431
00:21:07,181 --> 00:21:09,649
Yep.
432
00:21:16,024 --> 00:21:17,024
That.
433
00:21:17,025 --> 00:21:18,391
What?
434
00:21:18,392 --> 00:21:21,928
You asked me what people are gonna
do with it. They're gonna do that.
435
00:21:21,929 --> 00:21:23,898
(KNOCKS)
436
00:21:23,899 --> 00:21:25,966
One of the engineers.
437
00:21:25,967 --> 00:21:27,937
Thank you.
438
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,146
Do you like it?
439
00:21:40,082 --> 00:21:41,181
I'm sorry?
440
00:21:41,182 --> 00:21:43,950
It's an abstract.
441
00:21:43,951 --> 00:21:48,289
(CHUCKLES) You used MacPaint.
442
00:21:51,759 --> 00:21:54,529
Push that key and the "S" at the same time.
443
00:21:54,530 --> 00:21:57,197
- (DISK WHIRRING)
- (MOUSE CLICKS)
444
00:21:57,198 --> 00:21:59,000
Now type your name.
445
00:21:59,001 --> 00:22:01,303
(TYPING)
446
00:22:09,578 --> 00:22:11,580
Do you know which box says "Save"?
447
00:22:13,047 --> 00:22:16,217
Right. Go ahead and click on it.
448
00:22:23,958 --> 00:22:25,626
I'll put some money in your account
449
00:22:25,627 --> 00:22:28,763
and buy you a new house,
someplace near a decent school.
450
00:22:28,764 --> 00:22:31,732
Thank you.
451
00:22:31,733 --> 00:22:34,735
Woz wants a minute.
452
00:22:34,736 --> 00:22:37,204
And Sculley's asking for you.
453
00:22:37,205 --> 00:22:40,107
We're done?
454
00:22:40,108 --> 00:22:41,042
(SCOFFS)
455
00:22:41,043 --> 00:22:44,277
Could you teach me more things?
456
00:22:44,278 --> 00:22:46,613
On the computer?
457
00:22:46,614 --> 00:22:48,583
Lisa, wait for me in the hall, please.
458
00:22:51,887 --> 00:22:54,187
You can put your coat on in the hall.
459
00:22:54,188 --> 00:22:55,623
Bye, Lisa.
460
00:22:56,691 --> 00:22:59,327
- Bye.
- CHRISANN: Lisa, in the hall. Now.
461
00:22:59,328 --> 00:23:01,762
I wanna know, when you say you're
gonna put money in my account,
462
00:23:01,763 --> 00:23:03,164
how much we're talking about.
463
00:23:03,165 --> 00:23:05,768
It's a school day. She
needs to be in school.
464
00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:10,239
I'm gonna give you whatever you need.
465
00:23:23,284 --> 00:23:25,387
(DOOR CLOSES)
466
00:23:26,888 --> 00:23:31,024
Woz wants me to acknowledge
the Apple II team.
467
00:23:31,025 --> 00:23:33,260
You must be able to see
that she looks like you.
468
00:23:33,261 --> 00:23:35,830
I don't want to insult Woz. I
just think it's backward-looking
469
00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,665
at exactly the wrong moment.
470
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:40,700
- I know you heard what I said.
- I heard what you said, Joanna.
471
00:23:40,701 --> 00:23:43,904
It's just we're about to do this thing.
472
00:23:43,905 --> 00:23:49,043
At 9:41, the planet's gonna shift
on its axis nigh and forever.
473
00:23:49,044 --> 00:23:51,779
Two most significant
events of the 20th century:
474
00:23:51,780 --> 00:23:54,649
The Allies win the war and this.
475
00:23:54,650 --> 00:23:56,016
This.
476
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:58,319
So maybe right now isn't the
very best time to scold me
477
00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:01,222
for not being a better father
to a kid who's not my kid.
478
00:24:01,223 --> 00:24:04,324
- The test said I...
- I don't care what the test said.
479
00:24:04,325 --> 00:24:05,592
I don't care about 94.1%
480
00:24:05,593 --> 00:24:08,329
or the insane algorithm you used
to get to 28% of American men.
481
00:24:08,330 --> 00:24:10,430
Buying her a new house.
I'm giving her money.
482
00:24:10,431 --> 00:24:13,167
There's a small girl who
believes you're her father.
483
00:24:13,168 --> 00:24:17,671
That's all. That's all the math there is.
484
00:24:17,672 --> 00:24:21,207
She believes it. What are
you gonna do about that?
485
00:24:21,208 --> 00:24:23,977
God sent his only son on a suicide mission,
486
00:24:23,978 --> 00:24:27,682
but we like him anyway
because he made trees.
487
00:24:29,051 --> 00:24:31,918
We're gonna sell a million
units in the first 90 days.
488
00:24:31,919 --> 00:24:33,987
- (SIGHS)
- 20,000 a month after that.
489
00:24:33,988 --> 00:24:36,792
So maybe you could give
me a break, Ms. Hoffman?
490
00:24:41,897 --> 00:24:43,799
(PUSHES BUTTON TWICE)
491
00:24:47,468 --> 00:24:49,871
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
492
00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:03,519
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
493
00:25:11,793 --> 00:25:14,696
(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
494
00:25:26,408 --> 00:25:28,375
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
495
00:25:28,376 --> 00:25:30,377
- Woz.
- Hey.
496
00:25:30,378 --> 00:25:33,013
There's nothing in that vending
machine that won't kill you.
497
00:25:33,014 --> 00:25:35,248
- Just browsing.
- Let's take a walk.
498
00:25:35,249 --> 00:25:37,350
- Can I tell you something?
- Yeah.
499
00:25:37,351 --> 00:25:40,754
After the meeting in Maui, the Apple
II team was upset and angry and down.
500
00:25:40,755 --> 00:25:43,157
- Do you know why?
- Because the Apple II wasn't mentioned even once?
501
00:25:43,158 --> 00:25:45,793
The Apple II wasn't mentioned ev...
502
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:47,427
Yes, that's it. You have it. Yes.
503
00:25:47,428 --> 00:25:50,531
- That wasn't an oversight.
- They know that. They know it wasn't.
504
00:25:50,532 --> 00:25:52,766
I don't wanna make a
big deal out of this...
505
00:25:52,767 --> 00:25:54,334
That's entirely within your power.
506
00:25:54,335 --> 00:25:57,103
- The Apple II is...
- The Apple II is what was, my friend.
507
00:25:57,104 --> 00:26:00,808
The Apple II is what pays the bills
around here and has for seven years.
508
00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:02,075
And if you embarrass these people,
509
00:26:02,076 --> 00:26:05,044
you are going to see a brain
drain at this company, my brother.
510
00:26:05,045 --> 00:26:07,814
Markkula took you off the Lisa, not
them and not me, so don't blame...
511
00:26:07,815 --> 00:26:12,319
Markkula took me off the Lisa because of his
strong religious objection to making it good.
512
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,188
Now I gave you everything
you wanted on the Apple II.
513
00:26:15,189 --> 00:26:16,924
You don't ask for a lot?
514
00:26:16,925 --> 00:26:19,392
There wasn't a single fight you lost.
515
00:26:19,393 --> 00:26:21,962
Do you concede the slots are the
reason for the success of the Apple II?
516
00:26:21,963 --> 00:26:24,098
- We can't still be talking about the slots.
- I have a point.
517
00:26:24,099 --> 00:26:27,066
It's been seven years. You're still
doing it. You're talking about the slots.
518
00:26:27,067 --> 00:26:30,004
There's something wrong with you.
This argument started in the garage.
519
00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:34,809
What are you talking about? Why
would you only want two slots?
520
00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:36,811
A printer and a modem.
521
00:26:36,812 --> 00:26:38,344
With eight slots, you...
522
00:26:38,345 --> 00:26:41,415
This is a huge deal that we
were able to add eight slots.
523
00:26:41,416 --> 00:26:44,318
I appreciate the engineering,
but it's not what we're doing.
524
00:26:44,319 --> 00:26:46,020
- And thank God I won that argument...
- Woz.
525
00:26:46,021 --> 00:26:48,822
Because the open system is what
people love about the machine,
526
00:26:48,823 --> 00:26:50,323
and it's why it sold and still sells.
527
00:26:50,324 --> 00:26:52,993
An open system. We're
not doing an open system.
528
00:26:52,994 --> 00:26:56,964
Of course we are. That's what people want,
and the breakthrough on the Apple II...
529
00:26:56,965 --> 00:26:59,833
People don't know what they
want until you show it to them.
530
00:26:59,834 --> 00:27:04,504
Serious users want to customize. They
wanna modify. They wanna jack it up.
531
00:27:04,505 --> 00:27:08,042
They want hardware engineers like
me to expand its capabilities, okay?
532
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:09,976
Keyboards for music, better sound board,
533
00:27:09,977 --> 00:27:11,879
better display boards,
improved memory cards.
534
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,215
And it's why there are
3,000 people here right now.
535
00:27:14,216 --> 00:27:18,252
The slots are what allowed the Apple II
to run, for just one example, VisiCalc,
536
00:27:18,253 --> 00:27:22,356
which from my guess single-handedly sold
between 200,000 and 300,000 machines.
537
00:27:22,357 --> 00:27:25,325
- They want slots.
- They don't get a vote.
538
00:27:25,326 --> 00:27:28,862
When Dylan wrote "Shelter from the Storm," he
didn't ask people to contribute to the lyrics.
539
00:27:28,863 --> 00:27:30,864
Plays don't stop so the
playwright can ask the audience
540
00:27:30,865 --> 00:27:32,233
what scene they'd like to see next.
541
00:27:32,234 --> 00:27:33,200
- Painters...
- Hobbyists...
542
00:27:33,201 --> 00:27:36,870
We're on the verge of
a tectonic... Hobbyists?
543
00:27:36,871 --> 00:27:38,806
A printer and a modem. Two slots.
544
00:27:40,108 --> 00:27:42,008
The Apple II team has my affection,
545
00:27:42,009 --> 00:27:45,478
but I'm not loving up a seven-year-old
product at the Mac launch.
546
00:27:45,479 --> 00:27:48,882
- Computers aren't paintings.
- Fuck you.
547
00:27:48,883 --> 00:27:52,285
I'm gonna say "fuck you" every time you
say that until you either die or stop.
548
00:27:52,286 --> 00:27:53,987
- Steve...
- Try it.
549
00:27:53,988 --> 00:27:55,121
- Steve.
- Say it.
550
00:27:55,122 --> 00:27:57,925
- Computers aren't paintings.
- Fuck you.
551
00:27:57,926 --> 00:28:00,995
Yes, they are, and what
I want is a closed system.
552
00:28:00,996 --> 00:28:05,100
End-to-end control. Completely
incompatible with anything.
553
00:28:09,137 --> 00:28:11,572
Computers aren't supposed
to have human flaws.
554
00:28:11,573 --> 00:28:15,009
I'm not going to build this one with yours.
555
00:28:26,454 --> 00:28:27,553
(BOTH) Steve!
556
00:28:27,554 --> 00:28:28,589
Hey.
557
00:28:28,590 --> 00:28:32,225
Today is about the Macintosh.
And the Mac is mine.
558
00:28:32,226 --> 00:28:33,994
- I give you that.
- Thank you.
559
00:28:33,995 --> 00:28:36,397
I give you that. Just publicly
acknowledge the Apple II team
560
00:28:36,398 --> 00:28:37,831
'cause it's the right thing to do.
561
00:28:37,832 --> 00:28:41,467
We'll know soon enough if you are
Leonardo da Vinci or just think you are,
562
00:28:41,468 --> 00:28:43,236
but in the meantime, it would be great...
563
00:28:43,237 --> 00:28:46,139
In the meantime, the Apple II is done.
564
00:28:46,140 --> 00:28:48,207
Seven years. It was a great run.
565
00:28:48,208 --> 00:28:50,746
You should go out in the
house and take your seat.
566
00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:55,448
The Mac is Jef Raskin's.
567
00:28:55,449 --> 00:28:57,051
Say it for me.
568
00:28:57,052 --> 00:28:58,518
- Computers aren't...
- Fuck you.
569
00:28:58,519 --> 00:29:00,486
All right.
570
00:29:00,487 --> 00:29:02,757
(CHATTERING)
571
00:29:05,126 --> 00:29:07,062
Five, six...
572
00:29:08,362 --> 00:29:10,097
- We're there?
- I need more time.
573
00:29:10,098 --> 00:29:12,131
- You can't have it.
- 20 minutes.
574
00:29:12,132 --> 00:29:14,435
- It's 8:58.
- We can start late.
575
00:29:14,436 --> 00:29:17,236
Hear me. We're a computer
company. We can't start late.
576
00:29:17,237 --> 00:29:19,305
- Then I have another idea.
- What?
577
00:29:19,306 --> 00:29:22,008
It's deceptive and borderline unethical.
578
00:29:22,009 --> 00:29:24,078
- I'm listening.
- It'll run on the 512.
579
00:29:24,079 --> 00:29:26,045
- You tested it?
- Yeah.
580
00:29:26,046 --> 00:29:30,383
- Wait. You're gonna demo a 128 computer on a 512?
- Nobody's gonna know.
581
00:29:30,384 --> 00:29:33,087
And you think that's
borderline unethical?
582
00:29:33,088 --> 00:29:35,989
Name my other choices, please.
583
00:29:35,990 --> 00:29:39,693
Please. You have to tell me why it's
so important for it to say hello.
584
00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:43,764
Hollywood. They made
computers scary things.
585
00:29:43,765 --> 00:29:47,400
See how this reminds you of a friendly
face, that the disk slot is a goofy grin?
586
00:29:47,401 --> 00:29:52,072
It's warm and it's playful
and it needs to say hello.
587
00:29:52,073 --> 00:29:54,408
It needs to say hello because it can.
588
00:29:54,409 --> 00:29:56,977
(APPLAUSE GROWS LOUDER)
589
00:29:59,380 --> 00:30:02,549
(SCATTERED SCREAMING)
590
00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:04,517
We're not committing fraud.
591
00:30:04,518 --> 00:30:07,620
The 512 is gonna ship in under a year.
592
00:30:07,621 --> 00:30:10,792
Will you absolve me of your
Eastern European disapproval?
593
00:30:12,393 --> 00:30:16,629
The computer in 2001 said hello all the time
and it still scared the shit out of me.
594
00:30:16,630 --> 00:30:18,967
Absolve me.
595
00:30:20,067 --> 00:30:22,602
Just for this.
596
00:30:22,603 --> 00:30:25,104
And just for now.
597
00:30:25,105 --> 00:30:31,078
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
founding board member Mike Markkula.
598
00:30:36,650 --> 00:30:40,654
All right. Okay.
599
00:30:40,655 --> 00:30:43,256
Go make a dent in the universe, Steven.
600
00:30:43,257 --> 00:30:45,559
See you in a couple hours.
601
00:30:45,560 --> 00:30:48,262
And I'm going to take us through
the formal part of the meeting,
602
00:30:48,263 --> 00:30:49,696
the legal part, if you will.
603
00:30:49,697 --> 00:30:53,332
STEVE: Thank merciful God.
The cavalry's shown up.
604
00:30:53,333 --> 00:30:56,469
MAN: I hear you've been worse than usual this
morning. I didn't think that was possible.
605
00:30:56,470 --> 00:31:00,206
So I've been dispatched
as the "Steve Whisperer."
606
00:31:00,207 --> 00:31:02,609
This is a '55 Margaux.
607
00:31:02,610 --> 00:31:06,245
- It's 9:00 in the morning.
- This is a '55 Margaux.
608
00:31:06,246 --> 00:31:08,614
(CHUCKLES)
609
00:31:08,615 --> 00:31:12,820
Is it my imagination or have
you started to dress like me?
610
00:31:12,821 --> 00:31:15,722
It was a bad idea to have Markkula
open with quarterly reports.
611
00:31:15,723 --> 00:31:17,858
Instead we should have just
dropped water on the audience.
612
00:31:17,859 --> 00:31:21,495
You know, just big 10,000-gallon tanks
of cold water, dropped from the ceiling.
613
00:31:21,496 --> 00:31:23,362
Save Mike some money on index cards.
614
00:31:23,363 --> 00:31:25,832
- Oh, just relax.
- Why?
615
00:31:25,833 --> 00:31:28,802
I don't know. No one's
ever asked me that question.
616
00:31:28,803 --> 00:31:31,206
- (CHUCKLES)
- There you go.
617
00:31:36,643 --> 00:31:39,379
You're the only one who sees
the world the same way I do.
618
00:31:39,380 --> 00:31:42,217
No one sees the world the same way you do.
619
00:31:43,450 --> 00:31:45,319
I'm like Julius Caesar, John.
620
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:47,888
- I'm surrounded by enemies.
- No, you're not.
621
00:31:47,889 --> 00:31:51,190
- The board...
- Oh, the board. The board's behind you.
622
00:31:51,191 --> 00:31:52,825
Only because you see to it they are.
623
00:31:52,826 --> 00:31:54,227
I think it's a good board,
624
00:31:54,228 --> 00:31:57,397
but if you want me to push them out
one by one, we can talk about that.
625
00:31:57,398 --> 00:31:59,299
I want you to push them out all at once...
626
00:31:59,300 --> 00:32:01,834
through a window, if it's the nearest exit.
627
00:32:01,835 --> 00:32:04,138
The look on their faces
when we showed them the spot.
628
00:32:04,139 --> 00:32:06,873
I couldn't see their faces, 'cause they
were banging their heads on the table.
629
00:32:06,874 --> 00:32:10,811
Yeah, yeah. Yesterday, the
day after it airs once,
630
00:32:10,812 --> 00:32:13,514
the publisher of Adweek calls
it the best commercial of all time.
631
00:32:13,515 --> 00:32:17,148
Of all time! And it is.
632
00:32:17,149 --> 00:32:19,785
And if anyone does one better, it's gonna be
Chiat/Day, who the board wanted to replace,
633
00:32:19,786 --> 00:32:22,555
and it's gonna be Lee Clow, who the
board thought was out of his mind.
634
00:32:22,556 --> 00:32:25,359
MAN #1 (ON PA): Ladies
and gentlemen, "1984."
635
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,727
MAN #2 (ON MONITOR): The
first glorious anniversary
636
00:32:27,728 --> 00:32:30,330
of the information
purification directives.
637
00:32:30,331 --> 00:32:34,600
We have created for the
first time in all history
638
00:32:34,601 --> 00:32:37,638
a garden of pure ideology
639
00:32:37,639 --> 00:32:40,239
where each worker may bloom,
640
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:44,710
secure from the pests purveying
contradictory thoughts.
641
00:32:44,711 --> 00:32:50,883
Our unification of thoughts is more powerful
a weapon than any fleet or army on earth.
642
00:32:50,884 --> 00:32:52,485
We are one people...
643
00:32:52,486 --> 00:32:54,220
Did we use skinheads as extras?
644
00:32:54,221 --> 00:32:56,689
- A couple of people have told me that.
- Yeah.
645
00:32:56,690 --> 00:32:58,859
We paid skinheads? I've
got skinheads on my payroll?
646
00:32:58,860 --> 00:33:01,527
- They had a look you wanted.
- The skinheads?
647
00:33:01,528 --> 00:33:04,731
- Yeah.
- Okay, let's keep that to ourselves.
648
00:33:04,732 --> 00:33:05,799
(GRUNTS)
649
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:09,169
MAN #2: We shall prevail.
650
00:33:12,273 --> 00:33:16,944
MALE ANNOUNCER: On January 24th, Apple
Computer will introduce Macintosh.
651
00:33:16,945 --> 00:33:19,379
- JOHN: Who else knows?
- STEVE: Who else knows what?
652
00:33:19,380 --> 00:33:22,482
- That we paid terrorists to be in our TV commercial.
- John...
653
00:33:22,483 --> 00:33:25,319
They were wrong about the ad, but
they're a good board. Good people.
654
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,853
Their only problem... Their
problem is that they're people.
655
00:33:27,854 --> 00:33:32,225
People. The very nature of people
is something to be overcome.
656
00:33:32,226 --> 00:33:37,231
When I was running Pepsi, we had a lot
of success focusing on 18-to-55-year-olds
657
00:33:37,232 --> 00:33:39,632
- who weren't members of violent hate groups.
- I get it.
658
00:33:39,633 --> 00:33:41,368
You're not surrounded by enemies.
659
00:33:41,369 --> 00:33:43,536
We're almost there.
660
00:33:43,537 --> 00:33:46,372
I'm back and forth on the Dylan.
661
00:33:46,373 --> 00:33:47,707
I might quote a different verse.
662
00:33:47,708 --> 00:33:48,941
JOHN: What are the choices?
663
00:33:48,942 --> 00:33:51,511
"For the loser now will be later to win,"
664
00:33:51,512 --> 00:33:53,714
- which is what we have.
- Mm-hmm. Or?
665
00:33:53,715 --> 00:33:56,550
"Come mothers and fathers
throughout the land"
666
00:33:56,551 --> 00:33:58,485
and don't criticize what
you can't understand.
667
00:33:58,486 --> 00:33:59,986
Your sons and your daughters"...
668
00:33:59,987 --> 00:34:01,588
"Are beyond your command."
669
00:34:01,589 --> 00:34:03,389
I just lost a hundred
bucks to Andy Hertzfeld.
670
00:34:03,390 --> 00:34:06,260
He said you'd change it to that verse.
671
00:34:06,261 --> 00:34:10,165
We got 45 seconds. I want to
use it to ask you a question.
672
00:34:11,432 --> 00:34:15,902
Why do people who are adopted feel like
they were rejected instead of selected?
673
00:34:15,903 --> 00:34:17,069
That came out of nowhere.
674
00:34:17,070 --> 00:34:19,538
"Your sons and your daughters
are beyond your command.
675
00:34:19,539 --> 00:34:21,641
Your old road is rapidly aging."
676
00:34:21,642 --> 00:34:24,344
So go fuck yourself, because
my name is Steve Jobs,
677
00:34:24,345 --> 00:34:26,347
and the times, they are a-changin'.
678
00:34:27,447 --> 00:34:29,016
I don't feel rejected.
679
00:34:29,017 --> 00:34:31,018
- You're sure?
- Very sure.
680
00:34:31,019 --> 00:34:33,687
'Cause it's not like the baby is
born and the parents look and say,
681
00:34:33,688 --> 00:34:36,556
"Nah, we're not interested in this one."
682
00:34:36,557 --> 00:34:38,459
On the other hand, someone did choose you.
683
00:34:43,030 --> 00:34:45,132
It's having no control.
684
00:34:46,968 --> 00:34:48,969
You find out you were out of the loop
685
00:34:48,970 --> 00:34:52,407
when the most crucial events
in your life were set in motion.
686
00:34:54,842 --> 00:34:57,412
As long as you have control.
687
00:34:58,713 --> 00:35:01,216
I don't understand people who give it up.
688
00:35:02,684 --> 00:35:06,018
What inspired Hertzfeld to make that bet?
689
00:35:06,019 --> 00:35:10,324
He was warning me that being your
father figure could be dangerous.
690
00:35:10,325 --> 00:35:13,726
Keep your 100 bucks. I'm
sticking with the first verse.
691
00:35:13,727 --> 00:35:14,560
Good.
692
00:35:14,561 --> 00:35:16,996
- What the hell does he mean?
- Nothing.
693
00:35:16,997 --> 00:35:20,000
I'm proud of you.
694
00:35:20,001 --> 00:35:23,402
Thank you, boss.
695
00:35:23,403 --> 00:35:27,341
MARKKULA: It's my pleasure to introduce
my friend and the CEO of Apple,
696
00:35:27,342 --> 00:35:29,076
- John Sculley.
- (APPLAUSE)
697
00:35:29,077 --> 00:35:30,743
STEVE: John?
698
00:35:30,744 --> 00:35:32,112
Yeah?
699
00:35:32,113 --> 00:35:35,150
Lisa made a painting on the Mac.
700
00:35:38,753 --> 00:35:42,054
MALE REPORTER #1: The Macintosh,
Apple's near mythological home computer,
701
00:35:42,055 --> 00:35:45,659
has gotten off to a rocky start in
its battle with industry titan IBM.
702
00:35:45,660 --> 00:35:48,895
FEMALE REPORTER #1: With sales originally
projected to be a million in the first quarter,
703
00:35:48,896 --> 00:35:51,130
Apple has sold only 35,000
of the user-friendly machines
704
00:35:51,131 --> 00:35:53,567
in the months since it's
been available to customers.
705
00:35:53,568 --> 00:35:55,000
MALE REPORTER #2: The
insistence by Steve Jobs
706
00:35:55,001 --> 00:35:56,735
that it have what's
called end-to-end control,
707
00:35:56,736 --> 00:36:01,375
which is a way of saying that it's not compatible
with most outside hardware or software,
708
00:36:01,376 --> 00:36:04,578
is the Shakespearean flaw in a
machine that had potential.
709
00:36:04,579 --> 00:36:07,480
MALE REPORTER #3: Apple Computers
closed two of its factories today
710
00:36:07,481 --> 00:36:08,915
in the wake of disappointing sales.
711
00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:12,152
FEMALE REPORTER #2: Do you know how
many Macs were sold last month? 500.
712
00:36:12,153 --> 00:36:15,054
MALE REPORTER #4: In a move that
surprised some but not all on Wall Street,
713
00:36:15,055 --> 00:36:17,656
the board of directors of
Apple Computers voted today
714
00:36:17,657 --> 00:36:20,060
to fire its cofounder Steve Jobs.
715
00:36:20,061 --> 00:36:22,094
MALE REPORTER #5: Did he
jump or was he pushed?
716
00:36:22,095 --> 00:36:25,931
His ex-boss, Apple CEO John
Sculley, refused to comment.
717
00:36:25,932 --> 00:36:27,933
MALE REPORTER #6: However,
in an exclusive interview,
718
00:36:27,934 --> 00:36:32,038
Steve Wozniak has slammed the
integrity of his old friend Steve Jobs.
719
00:36:32,039 --> 00:36:35,141
He calls Jobs an
insulting and hurtful guy.
720
00:36:35,142 --> 00:36:38,677
FEMALE REPORTER #3: Jobs is hitting back
with a new company and a new computer.
721
00:36:38,678 --> 00:36:40,781
Apple has a new competitor.
722
00:36:40,782 --> 00:36:43,482
Steve Jobs's black cube is
aimed at the education market.
723
00:36:43,483 --> 00:36:45,951
MALE REPORTER #7: Few people have
the ability to make the world wait,
724
00:36:45,952 --> 00:36:50,425
but that is just what Jobs is
doing with his new company, NeXT.
725
00:36:56,097 --> 00:36:58,697
(HORSE WHINNIES)
726
00:36:58,698 --> 00:37:00,600
STEVE: Focus seems kind of sharp.
727
00:37:00,601 --> 00:37:02,134
MAN: On the slide?
728
00:37:02,135 --> 00:37:03,904
The floor. The pin spot.
729
00:37:03,905 --> 00:37:05,938
I think we want a sharp focus.
730
00:37:05,939 --> 00:37:09,442
Don't take it personally. Just
not a fan of the circus aesthetic.
731
00:37:09,443 --> 00:37:13,446
All right, let's hold here. We're gonna
have to go up and refocus the instruments.
732
00:37:13,447 --> 00:37:15,882
Just one. The 30 is fine.
733
00:37:15,883 --> 00:37:19,118
While we're holding, there are
well-wishers in the VIP room.
734
00:37:19,119 --> 00:37:20,821
And Woz is here.
735
00:37:20,822 --> 00:37:23,656
Steve Wozniak. Yes.
(CHUCKLES) Thank you very much.
736
00:37:23,657 --> 00:37:25,192
JOANNA: And Andy Hertzfeld.
737
00:37:25,193 --> 00:37:27,594
Andy Hertzfeld. Thank you.
738
00:37:27,595 --> 00:37:30,496
JOANNA: John Sculley is here too.
739
00:37:30,497 --> 00:37:32,466
It's nice that he's here.
740
00:37:32,467 --> 00:37:34,801
STEVE: Really? I don't
think it's very nice at all.
741
00:37:34,802 --> 00:37:37,136
JOANNA: You have to see them.
They wanna pay their respects.
742
00:37:37,137 --> 00:37:39,772
If they were respectful, we'd
all still be at Apple right now.
743
00:37:39,773 --> 00:37:41,475
(SCOFFS) Look...
744
00:37:41,476 --> 00:37:43,576
If they really wished me well,
they'd keep to themselves.
745
00:37:43,577 --> 00:37:46,112
- Can I tell you something?
- I don't think they do wish me well.
746
00:37:46,113 --> 00:37:48,581
But I'm all right with
that. I'm over Apple.
747
00:37:48,582 --> 00:37:50,817
I got over the Mac and Woz and Sculley,
748
00:37:50,818 --> 00:37:52,752
the same way you get over
your high school sweetheart.
749
00:37:52,753 --> 00:37:54,554
Build a new one.
750
00:37:54,555 --> 00:37:56,755
- Can I tell you something?
- Yes.
751
00:37:56,756 --> 00:37:58,558
You said you wouldn't compete with them,
752
00:37:58,559 --> 00:38:01,862
but you designed a computer
specifically for the education market,
753
00:38:01,863 --> 00:38:03,929
which they putatively own.
754
00:38:03,930 --> 00:38:07,833
So, I think it's cool they're here.
755
00:38:07,834 --> 00:38:10,036
- They're suing me.
- (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
756
00:38:10,037 --> 00:38:11,605
Still.
757
00:38:11,606 --> 00:38:13,707
It was nice they came.
758
00:38:15,242 --> 00:38:17,176
They're not being magnanimous.
759
00:38:17,177 --> 00:38:19,179
They want it to look
like an amicable divorce.
760
00:38:19,180 --> 00:38:22,047
History doesn't remember Joe
DiMaggio kindly for dumping Marilyn.
761
00:38:22,048 --> 00:38:23,283
MAN: Steve?
762
00:38:23,284 --> 00:38:25,118
(GROANS)
763
00:38:25,119 --> 00:38:26,920
What's your problem?
764
00:38:26,921 --> 00:38:30,123
I don't know, but I'm sure
it can be traced back to you.
765
00:38:30,124 --> 00:38:33,792
You know, I'm the one who
has to explain you to people.
766
00:38:33,793 --> 00:38:36,830
$100,000 to Paul Rand for a corporate logo
767
00:38:36,831 --> 00:38:39,632
when we didn't even know
what our company made.
768
00:38:39,633 --> 00:38:43,069
A $650,000 mold for the cube,
769
00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:46,172
because God forbid the
angles be 90.1 instead of 90.
770
00:38:46,173 --> 00:38:49,208
I forbid the angles to
be 90.1 instead of 90.
771
00:38:49,209 --> 00:38:51,777
That box could be on
display at the Guggenheim.
772
00:38:51,778 --> 00:38:54,013
Don't give them reason to say to the press
773
00:38:54,014 --> 00:38:55,949
you have a chip on your shoulder.
774
00:38:55,950 --> 00:38:57,717
Will you do that for me?
775
00:38:57,718 --> 00:38:59,319
I don't have a chip on my shoulder.
776
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:00,953
(CHUCKLING) Okay, okay.
777
00:39:00,954 --> 00:39:04,658
But don't give them a reason to say you do.
778
00:39:04,659 --> 00:39:06,159
I don't.
779
00:39:06,160 --> 00:39:08,228
- That's the right attitude.
- That's not an attitude.
780
00:39:08,229 --> 00:39:10,696
They're gonna call me back in
a minute to look at the light.
781
00:39:10,697 --> 00:39:12,866
- Get one out of the way.
- Fine!
782
00:39:12,867 --> 00:39:16,335
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
783
00:39:16,336 --> 00:39:18,737
- One more thing.
- Sure.
784
00:39:18,738 --> 00:39:21,040
No questions from the press after.
785
00:39:21,041 --> 00:39:23,275
No... Why?
786
00:39:23,276 --> 00:39:26,346
Until I have better
answers, no press avail.
787
00:39:26,347 --> 00:39:30,450
Somebody asks where I am, you just
saw me, and I'll be right back.
788
00:39:32,218 --> 00:39:33,688
Okay.
789
00:39:35,590 --> 00:39:37,857
Who do you want first?
790
00:39:37,858 --> 00:39:41,028
Bring me the face of Steve Wozniak.
791
00:39:49,336 --> 00:39:52,739
- (EXHALES)
- Hang on.
792
00:39:52,740 --> 00:39:55,174
- I thought you went to school.
- Hang on.
793
00:39:55,175 --> 00:39:57,911
You were supposed to go to school
an hour ago. I thought you left.
794
00:39:57,912 --> 00:40:00,279
I didn't wake up my mom
on time this morning.
795
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:02,081
It's happened before too.
796
00:40:02,082 --> 00:40:06,152
I wake up with the alarm and then
I get dressed and eat breakfast,
797
00:40:06,153 --> 00:40:08,821
but sometimes I forget to see
what time it is after that.
798
00:40:08,822 --> 00:40:11,690
- Why doesn't your mom just set her own alarm clock?
- It's one of my chores.
799
00:40:11,691 --> 00:40:14,893
I don't understand what that has
to do with why you're still...
800
00:40:14,894 --> 00:40:16,196
Where's your mother?
801
00:40:16,197 --> 00:40:18,297
LISA: She went to find a pay phone.
802
00:40:18,298 --> 00:40:20,199
An hour ago, she said...
803
00:40:20,200 --> 00:40:22,034
You don't have to raise your hand.
804
00:40:22,035 --> 00:40:24,804
- You said it was off by a little.
- It is.
805
00:40:24,805 --> 00:40:26,806
- I just measured it.
- Joanna...
806
00:40:26,807 --> 00:40:28,775
Exactly a foot on all four sides.
807
00:40:28,776 --> 00:40:30,310
There are six sides.
808
00:40:30,311 --> 00:40:32,411
But you're not supposed
to be here right now.
809
00:40:32,412 --> 00:40:35,681
We know if four of the sides
are equal to each other,
810
00:40:35,682 --> 00:40:38,085
the other two must be equal as well.
811
00:40:39,186 --> 00:40:41,388
The top, bottom, right and left
812
00:40:41,389 --> 00:40:43,757
are about a millimeter shorter
than the front and back.
813
00:40:43,758 --> 00:40:45,257
They're not. I measured them.
814
00:40:45,258 --> 00:40:47,793
Lisa, I'm kind of an expert in design.
815
00:40:47,794 --> 00:40:50,897
And that's a 20-cent ruler. You think
there's a chance it could be off?
816
00:40:50,898 --> 00:40:54,433
If I had another ruler, I would measure
this ruler, but I really doubt it's off.
817
00:40:54,434 --> 00:40:58,337
- When your mother comes back, you have to go to school.
- Because it's a ruler!
818
00:40:58,338 --> 00:40:59,973
Why is it off?
819
00:40:59,974 --> 00:41:01,308
- Did you hear what I just said?
- Yes.
820
00:41:01,309 --> 00:41:03,877
Because sometimes it seems like
you just keep saying what you want
821
00:41:03,878 --> 00:41:05,880
without listening.
822
00:41:11,318 --> 00:41:14,154
I'm listening.
823
00:41:14,155 --> 00:41:17,492
- Is there something you need?
- No.
824
00:41:20,461 --> 00:41:22,094
Why isn't it a perfect cube?
825
00:41:22,095 --> 00:41:24,731
- You've asked me before.
- I forget what it is.
826
00:41:26,367 --> 00:41:27,567
It's an optical anomaly.
827
00:41:27,568 --> 00:41:30,837
To the human eye, a perfect
cube doesn't look like a cube,
828
00:41:30,838 --> 00:41:33,373
so we made it roughly a millimeter
shorter than a foot on two sides.
829
00:41:33,374 --> 00:41:34,940
What's an anomaly?
830
00:41:34,941 --> 00:41:36,810
You've asked me that before too.
831
00:41:36,811 --> 00:41:39,412
I don't know why you keep doing that.
832
00:41:42,015 --> 00:41:44,150
It's an exception. Something
that doesn't fit a pattern.
833
00:41:44,151 --> 00:41:45,284
(KNOCKS)
834
00:41:45,285 --> 00:41:47,353
You have to go to school. Come in!
835
00:41:47,354 --> 00:41:49,121
(DOOR OPENS)
836
00:41:49,122 --> 00:41:51,324
(CHUCKLES) I think you two have met.
837
00:41:51,325 --> 00:41:52,958
Hello, old friend.
838
00:41:52,959 --> 00:41:56,029
- You look well.
- So do you. So do you.
839
00:41:56,030 --> 00:41:59,998
And they're telling me George is
ready for you to look at the focus.
840
00:41:59,999 --> 00:42:01,500
Take a walk with me.
841
00:42:01,501 --> 00:42:03,103
- Is this Lisa?
- Yeah.
842
00:42:03,104 --> 00:42:05,004
- This can't be Lisa.
- It is.
843
00:42:05,005 --> 00:42:07,005
- Lisa's this big.
- They get taller. Come on.
844
00:42:07,006 --> 00:42:08,908
- Do you remember me?
- She doesn't.
845
00:42:08,909 --> 00:42:10,877
I'm your dad's friend Steve Wozniak.
846
00:42:10,878 --> 00:42:15,047
I apologize. I don't remember you.
847
00:42:15,048 --> 00:42:16,415
You're very polite. (CHUCKLES)
848
00:42:16,416 --> 00:42:18,118
- Woz?
- Yeah.
849
00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:19,953
STEVE: Chrisann's at a pay
phone. Would you find her?
850
00:42:19,954 --> 00:42:21,020
JOANNA: Yeah.
851
00:42:21,021 --> 00:42:22,788
- (DOOR OPENS)
- STEVE: Good turnout.
852
00:42:22,789 --> 00:42:24,223
- WOZNIAK: Great turnout.
- Yeah.
853
00:42:24,224 --> 00:42:27,159
- "Insanely great." (CHUCKLES)
- Insanely great.
854
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:29,462
This is the first time we
haven't played for the same team.
855
00:42:29,463 --> 00:42:32,031
It's like you're releasing
your first solo album.
856
00:42:32,032 --> 00:42:34,967
I, uh... I appreciate your
inviting me to the launch.
857
00:42:34,968 --> 00:42:36,469
I just want to wipe the slate clean.
858
00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:39,105
That's exactly what I want.
That's why I came backstage.
859
00:42:39,106 --> 00:42:41,841
I want you to know, um,
I'll be out there with you.
860
00:42:41,842 --> 00:42:44,210
Any chance I can get you to
go out there instead of me?
861
00:42:44,211 --> 00:42:46,011
(CHUCKLES) I love you, Steve.
862
00:42:46,012 --> 00:42:47,446
I love you too, Woz.
863
00:42:47,447 --> 00:42:50,415
WOZNIAK: You know, some things were said.
864
00:42:50,416 --> 00:42:52,384
STEVE: They were. They were said in public.
865
00:42:52,385 --> 00:42:55,455
They were published. Were
you pressured to do it?
866
00:42:55,456 --> 00:42:57,322
WOZNIAK: Was I what?
867
00:42:57,323 --> 00:43:03,062
Check it out. It's the orchestra
pit for the San Francisco Opera.
868
00:43:03,063 --> 00:43:05,330
Was I pressured to do it?
869
00:43:05,331 --> 00:43:08,433
I once met Seiji Ozawa at Tanglewood.
870
00:43:08,434 --> 00:43:10,870
A thunderous conductor.
871
00:43:10,871 --> 00:43:12,971
Ungodly artfulness and nuance.
872
00:43:12,972 --> 00:43:17,543
And I asked him what exactly a
conductor does that a metronome can't.
873
00:43:17,544 --> 00:43:20,313
- Surprisingly, he...
- He didn't beat the living shit out of you? (CHUCKLES)
874
00:43:20,314 --> 00:43:24,917
That's right. No, he said, "The
musicians play their instruments."
875
00:43:24,918 --> 00:43:26,819
I play the orchestra."
876
00:43:26,820 --> 00:43:30,056
That feels like something that sounds
good, but doesn't mean anything.
877
00:43:30,057 --> 00:43:34,194
Markkula, Sculley... Did they ask
you to slag me off in the press?
878
00:43:34,195 --> 00:43:36,228
I had reason to be angry.
879
00:43:36,229 --> 00:43:37,964
- Did they?
- Absolutely not.
880
00:43:37,965 --> 00:43:39,399
But they asked you to talk.
881
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:41,201
Apple was under siege.
You'd just left the company.
882
00:43:41,202 --> 00:43:42,935
Someone had to talk to the press.
883
00:43:42,936 --> 00:43:46,371
I'm right here, Woz. The company left me.
884
00:43:46,372 --> 00:43:49,042
I begged you. I begged you.
885
00:43:49,043 --> 00:43:51,243
The Apple II accounted
for 70% of the revenue.
886
00:43:51,244 --> 00:43:53,846
What did you think was gonna happen?
887
00:43:53,847 --> 00:43:57,217
You didn't care enough about
the Apple II or the Lisa.
888
00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:58,851
Let's be really clear.
889
00:43:58,852 --> 00:44:01,755
I didn't care at all about
the Apple II or the Lisa.
890
00:44:03,122 --> 00:44:05,357
I wasn't pressured to do it.
891
00:44:05,358 --> 00:44:11,897
What I said to the press was an honest,
if tempered, reflection of what I believed.
892
00:44:11,898 --> 00:44:13,933
- Woz.
- Yeah?
893
00:44:13,934 --> 00:44:16,335
What the fuck is on your wrist?
894
00:44:16,336 --> 00:44:19,505
- You wanna know?
- I literally can't wait.
895
00:44:19,506 --> 00:44:21,607
Everyone's gonna be
wearing these in 10 years.
896
00:44:21,608 --> 00:44:24,009
It's a Nixie watch, made using Nixie tubes.
897
00:44:24,010 --> 00:44:26,379
This is actually
40-year-old technology.
898
00:44:26,380 --> 00:44:29,315
Cold cathode tubes. They're
operating at 140 volts.
899
00:44:29,316 --> 00:44:31,317
I tilt my wrist 45
degrees, it's right there.
900
00:44:31,318 --> 00:44:33,085
Hours, minutes and seconds.
901
00:44:33,086 --> 00:44:35,520
The way our minds work. Look at that.
902
00:44:35,521 --> 00:44:38,123
Do me a favor. Set the watch
ahead like you're on a plane
903
00:44:38,124 --> 00:44:39,592
and just changed time zones.
904
00:44:39,593 --> 00:44:41,360
Not a problem.
905
00:44:41,361 --> 00:44:45,899
Unscrew that. Just hit the button.
906
00:44:45,900 --> 00:44:50,435
Excuse me. Flight attendant? The man next
to me would appear to be detonating a bomb.
907
00:44:50,436 --> 00:44:52,404
You think this looks like a bomb.
908
00:44:52,405 --> 00:44:55,342
Even right now, I'm not 100% sure it isn't.
909
00:44:56,443 --> 00:44:59,814
- I think maybe once people get used to it...
- No.
910
00:45:04,584 --> 00:45:07,654
I was angry.
911
00:45:07,655 --> 00:45:10,489
You were saying things about the Apple II,
and the way you were treating the team...
912
00:45:10,490 --> 00:45:14,192
Woz. You get a free pass for life.
913
00:45:14,193 --> 00:45:17,630
I got to get back onstage. We got
two minutes of rehearsal time left.
914
00:45:17,631 --> 00:45:21,601
Do you understand how condescending
that just was? Maybe you don't.
915
00:45:21,602 --> 00:45:24,203
I don't want to see you get dragged
off an airplane in plastic handcuffs.
916
00:45:24,204 --> 00:45:27,473
I get a free pass for life from you?
917
00:45:27,474 --> 00:45:30,542
You give out the pass...
Y-Y-You give them to me?
918
00:45:30,543 --> 00:45:32,344
You're gonna have a stroke, little buddy.
919
00:45:32,345 --> 00:45:35,849
What did you do? What did you do?
920
00:45:37,318 --> 00:45:39,252
Why has Lisa not heard of me?
921
00:45:39,253 --> 00:45:42,721
Shit, man, how many
fourth-graders have heard of you?
922
00:45:42,722 --> 00:45:47,092
You can't write code. You're not
an engineer. You're not a designer.
923
00:45:47,093 --> 00:45:49,328
You can't put a hammer to a nail.
924
00:45:49,329 --> 00:45:50,964
I built the circuit board.
925
00:45:50,965 --> 00:45:53,433
The graphical interface
was stolen from Xerox PARC.
926
00:45:53,434 --> 00:45:57,170
Jef Raskin was the leader of the Mac team
before you threw him off his own project.
927
00:45:57,171 --> 00:46:00,373
Everything... Someone
else designed the box.
928
00:46:00,374 --> 00:46:02,308
So how come 10 times in a day,
929
00:46:02,309 --> 00:46:06,112
I read "Steve Jobs is a genius"?
930
00:46:06,113 --> 00:46:07,980
What do you do?
931
00:46:07,981 --> 00:46:09,649
I play the orchestra.
932
00:46:09,650 --> 00:46:11,683
And you're a good musician.
You sit right there.
933
00:46:11,684 --> 00:46:13,719
You're the best in your row.
934
00:46:13,720 --> 00:46:16,054
I came here to clear the air.
935
00:46:16,055 --> 00:46:18,491
- Do you know why I came here?
- Didn't you just answer that?
936
00:46:18,492 --> 00:46:21,326
I came here because
you're gonna get killed.
937
00:46:21,327 --> 00:46:24,330
Your computer's gonna fail.
938
00:46:24,331 --> 00:46:26,766
You had a college and
university advisory board
939
00:46:26,767 --> 00:46:29,735
telling you they need a powerful
workstation for 2,000 to 3,000.
940
00:46:29,736 --> 00:46:32,005
You've priced NeXT at 6,500.
941
00:46:32,006 --> 00:46:34,540
And that doesn't include the
optional $3,000 hard drive,
942
00:46:34,541 --> 00:46:37,243
which people will discover isn't optional.
943
00:46:37,244 --> 00:46:40,279
Because the optical disk
is too weak to do anything.
944
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:44,417
And the $2,500 laser printer
brings the total to $12,000.
945
00:46:44,418 --> 00:46:46,518
And in the entire world,
you are the only person
946
00:46:46,519 --> 00:46:49,321
who cares that it's
housed in a perfect cube.
947
00:46:49,322 --> 00:46:51,524
You're gonna get killed.
948
00:46:51,525 --> 00:46:54,159
And I came here to stand
next to you while that happens
949
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,161
because that's what friends do.
950
00:46:56,162 --> 00:47:01,034
That's what men do. I don't need your pass.
951
00:47:01,035 --> 00:47:03,469
We go back, so don't talk
to me like I'm other people.
952
00:47:03,470 --> 00:47:05,705
I'm the only one that knows
953
00:47:05,706 --> 00:47:08,708
that this guy here is someone you invented.
954
00:47:08,709 --> 00:47:13,478
I'm standing by you because that
perfect cube that does nothing
955
00:47:13,479 --> 00:47:16,181
is about to be the single biggest failure
956
00:47:16,182 --> 00:47:18,952
in the history of personal computing.
957
00:47:20,586 --> 00:47:23,690
Tell me something else I don't know.
958
00:47:29,195 --> 00:47:30,797
- Back onstage?
- We're out of time.
959
00:47:30,798 --> 00:47:34,500
They've got to mop the
stage and open the house.
960
00:47:34,501 --> 00:47:38,203
If it crashes, it crashes, right?
961
00:47:38,204 --> 00:47:39,739
You'll make a joke.
962
00:47:39,740 --> 00:47:41,339
I'll make a joke.
963
00:47:41,340 --> 00:47:43,775
If it crashes, it crashes.
964
00:47:43,776 --> 00:47:47,446
It's a good slogan. "NeXT.
If it crashes, it crashes."
965
00:47:47,447 --> 00:47:49,614
I'm not just talking about the demo, Steve.
966
00:47:49,615 --> 00:47:52,085
If it tanks, we don't swallow cyanide.
967
00:47:52,086 --> 00:47:54,853
- We go back to the drawing board.
- No more drawing boards.
968
00:47:54,854 --> 00:47:57,422
Invent the Edsel twice, you
don't get any more drawing boards.
969
00:47:57,423 --> 00:47:58,857
Tell me what the plan is.
970
00:47:58,858 --> 00:48:01,259
You have to tell me the
plan, because I don't know.
971
00:48:01,260 --> 00:48:05,098
You're walking around like
you've got "Can't Lose" cards.
972
00:48:05,099 --> 00:48:09,134
The plan will reveal itself to
you when you're ready to see it.
973
00:48:09,135 --> 00:48:11,603
Will I have to drop acid?
974
00:48:11,604 --> 00:48:13,172
Couldn't hurt.
975
00:48:13,173 --> 00:48:14,540
Is there a plan?
976
00:48:14,541 --> 00:48:16,375
Have I ever let you down?
977
00:48:16,376 --> 00:48:18,243
Every single goddamn time.
978
00:48:18,244 --> 00:48:20,212
- Then I'm due.
- Is there?
979
00:48:20,213 --> 00:48:22,214
Joanna, there's a plan.
980
00:48:22,215 --> 00:48:25,784
I just don't wanna put you in a
position where you're lying to people.
981
00:48:25,785 --> 00:48:27,687
(SIGHS)
982
00:48:27,688 --> 00:48:31,190
Start 15 minutes late so Avie can
recompile and give us a fighting chance.
983
00:48:31,191 --> 00:48:33,493
Jesus Christ. How many times
are we gonna have this con...
984
00:48:33,494 --> 00:48:35,393
- We're not starting late, ever!
- Fine!
985
00:48:35,394 --> 00:48:38,498
- We're not ever starting late.
- Late.
986
00:48:38,499 --> 00:48:42,069
But where do you come
down on starting late?
987
00:48:44,204 --> 00:48:46,206
(SNAPS FINGERS)
988
00:48:50,177 --> 00:48:54,614
Lisa's been doing this thing where she
asks me about stuff I've already told her.
989
00:48:54,615 --> 00:48:57,283
She asks me questions, and I know
she already knows the answers.
990
00:48:57,284 --> 00:48:58,717
What's that about?
991
00:48:58,718 --> 00:49:02,855
Kids do that when they're scared one
of their parents is in a bad mood.
992
00:49:02,856 --> 00:49:06,424
They try to get you talking
about something you like.
993
00:49:06,425 --> 00:49:11,696
It's very common and can be treated by
talking to her about things she likes.
994
00:49:11,697 --> 00:49:16,234
Do you have any experience
or training in this field?
995
00:49:16,235 --> 00:49:17,435
No.
996
00:49:17,436 --> 00:49:20,073
Tell them to open the house.
997
00:49:26,613 --> 00:49:30,084
- Where's Lisa?
- She's around.
998
00:49:31,885 --> 00:49:34,853
- What does that mean?
- She's running around the building.
999
00:49:34,854 --> 00:49:37,455
An hour ago, you said you
were taking her to school.
1000
00:49:37,456 --> 00:49:40,726
She begged me to let her stay. There
are fathers who would so love...
1001
00:49:40,727 --> 00:49:45,263
It is wrong, okay? It is morally
wrong, it's parentally wrong.
1002
00:49:45,264 --> 00:49:48,500
It is wrong for you to use Lisa
as a way of getting money from me.
1003
00:49:48,501 --> 00:49:51,469
She will know, if she doesn't already,
that that is your primary use for her.
1004
00:49:51,470 --> 00:49:53,638
- (WATER SPLASHES)
- She will hate you for the rest of your life.
1005
00:49:53,639 --> 00:49:57,442
She will see, if she doesn't already, that
her mother is a woman who stands up to men.
1006
00:49:57,443 --> 00:49:59,277
By living off of them.
1007
00:49:59,278 --> 00:50:02,214
By not letting myself be
imprisoned and degraded by them.
1008
00:50:02,215 --> 00:50:04,417
(TOILET FLUSHES)
1009
00:50:04,418 --> 00:50:07,652
Imprisoned? I can't get rid of you.
1010
00:50:07,653 --> 00:50:10,422
I need a doctor and I need a dentist.
1011
00:50:10,423 --> 00:50:13,525
I dropped out of college after a
semester, but, okay, let's have a look.
1012
00:50:13,526 --> 00:50:15,860
You will support your
daughter and her mother.
1013
00:50:15,861 --> 00:50:18,397
Did you pay someone
$1,500 to bless your house?
1014
00:50:18,398 --> 00:50:20,799
- Did you hear what I said?
- Did you?
1015
00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,768
I don't remember how much it was, Steve.
1016
00:50:22,769 --> 00:50:25,471
- It was $1,500.
- Well, they don't do it for free.
1017
00:50:25,472 --> 00:50:27,005
They don't. They charge $1,500.
1018
00:50:27,006 --> 00:50:29,942
How I spend... Fuck. You
know, I'm not even gonna...
1019
00:50:29,943 --> 00:50:33,645
Were you about to say, "How I spend
my money is none of your business"?
1020
00:50:33,646 --> 00:50:36,915
I have a sinus infection and
I need to see a dentist too.
1021
00:50:36,916 --> 00:50:39,618
So you can see how your blessing
budget could have been better spent.
1022
00:50:39,619 --> 00:50:42,689
Like on a perfect cube?
1023
00:50:43,789 --> 00:50:46,259
- Look at me, Chrisann.
- What?
1024
00:50:46,260 --> 00:50:48,326
- You know who I am, right?
- Yes.
1025
00:50:48,327 --> 00:50:50,696
- And you know I know people.
- What are you talking about?
1026
00:50:50,697 --> 00:50:54,533
Look at me. And you know the
people I know, they know people.
1027
00:50:54,534 --> 00:50:55,935
What is this?
1028
00:50:55,936 --> 00:50:59,571
If I ever hear again that you've
thrown a cereal bowl at Lisa's head...
1029
00:50:59,572 --> 00:51:01,774
- What?
- My private line's gonna ring,
1030
00:51:01,775 --> 00:51:04,743
and a voice on the other end
is gonna say, "We're all set."
1031
00:51:04,744 --> 00:51:07,013
- That's how I'll learn that you're dead.
- Are you cra...
1032
00:51:07,014 --> 00:51:09,281
I threw the bowl on the floor.
1033
00:51:09,282 --> 00:51:10,815
I didn't throw it at her head.
1034
00:51:10,816 --> 00:51:12,618
She wasn't even in the room.
1035
00:51:12,619 --> 00:51:15,554
She was nowhere... I threw
the bowl on the floor.
1036
00:51:15,555 --> 00:51:18,658
She's a little girl. You're scaring her.
1037
00:51:18,659 --> 00:51:21,359
I'm a grown man. You're scaring me.
1038
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:23,562
Taking out the garbage is a chore.
1039
00:51:23,563 --> 00:51:25,630
Clearing the table is a chore.
1040
00:51:25,631 --> 00:51:28,301
Waking you up in the morning
is just fucking creepy.
1041
00:51:28,302 --> 00:51:31,304
- Please teach me more about being a parent.
- We're all done here.
1042
00:51:31,305 --> 00:51:34,607
It means so much coming from
someone who won't admit he is one.
1043
00:51:34,608 --> 00:51:36,609
- Stop screaming at Lisa.
- I give her responsibilities.
1044
00:51:36,610 --> 00:51:38,743
- Got it.
- One day she's gonna thank me for it.
1045
00:51:38,744 --> 00:51:40,712
- Probably in your sleep.
- Fuck off!
1046
00:51:40,713 --> 00:51:41,681
Okay.
1047
00:51:41,682 --> 00:51:44,482
I never... I never threw
anything at her head.
1048
00:51:44,483 --> 00:51:46,886
Steve.
1049
00:51:46,887 --> 00:51:49,721
I never would.
1050
00:51:49,722 --> 00:51:54,227
Things don't become so because you say so.
1051
00:51:55,461 --> 00:51:59,065
There'll be more money in your
account by the end of business.
1052
00:52:01,001 --> 00:52:03,236
(WEEPING)
1053
00:52:07,474 --> 00:52:10,144
- Were you being nice?
- Oh, yeah.
1054
00:52:14,046 --> 00:52:15,848
(WEEPING CONTINUES)
1055
00:52:15,849 --> 00:52:19,484
- Andy's next.
- Hertzfeld or Cunningham?
1056
00:52:19,485 --> 00:52:24,190
Hertzfeld. He's playing with Avie
Tevanian on the computer backstage.
1057
00:52:25,959 --> 00:52:30,264
WOMAN: Ladies and gentlemen,
the house is now open.
1058
00:52:37,470 --> 00:52:40,039
(CHATTERING)
1059
00:52:44,778 --> 00:52:49,013
- playing in front of thousands of people.
- Steve!
1060
00:52:49,014 --> 00:52:51,917
Can he do it later, Joel?
We go in eight minutes.
1061
00:52:51,918 --> 00:52:54,552
- Can I get a quick reaction to the press this morning?
- What about it?
1062
00:52:54,553 --> 00:52:57,056
- The size of it, the volume.
- I'll tell you on background...
1063
00:52:57,057 --> 00:52:59,458
- I was hoping for a quote from Steve.
- I'll tell you on background
1064
00:52:59,459 --> 00:53:02,060
that I've never seen anything
like it in the tech industry.
1065
00:53:02,061 --> 00:53:05,063
I called the Wall Street Journal
to take out a full-page ad for today,
1066
00:53:05,064 --> 00:53:07,400
and do you know what their sales guy said?
1067
00:53:07,401 --> 00:53:11,804
"Why bother? It'd be like notifying
Macy's that tomorrow is Christmas."
1068
00:53:11,805 --> 00:53:13,873
- You saw the Stewart Alsop newsletter?
- I did.
1069
00:53:13,874 --> 00:53:16,107
I'm sorry, Joanna, I need
to get Steve on the record.
1070
00:53:16,108 --> 00:53:20,612
The headline was "Dear NeXT,
when can I get my machine?"
1071
00:53:20,613 --> 00:53:24,683
- When can he?
- We'll announce the ship date in the next eight to 10 weeks.
1072
00:53:24,684 --> 00:53:26,085
Alsop's not talking about the ship date.
1073
00:53:26,086 --> 00:53:28,754
He wants to know when he
can get one to play with.
1074
00:53:28,755 --> 00:53:30,855
We have a lot of respect for Stewart Alsop,
1075
00:53:30,856 --> 00:53:34,692
and we want to get a machine into his hands
so he can tell his subscribers about it.
1076
00:53:34,693 --> 00:53:37,429
- And when will that be?
- Very soon.
1077
00:53:37,430 --> 00:53:40,098
Couple of days? A week?
1078
00:53:40,099 --> 00:53:42,801
Off the record.
1079
00:53:42,802 --> 00:53:45,170
- Off the record?
- Completely.
1080
00:53:45,171 --> 00:53:48,507
- We think...
- He'll get it when it's finished.
1081
00:53:48,508 --> 00:53:50,109
It's not finished?
1082
00:53:50,110 --> 00:53:51,411
It's almost finished.
1083
00:53:51,412 --> 00:53:54,513
- I've been watching you rehearse the demo for three weeks.
- Yeah.
1084
00:53:54,514 --> 00:53:55,947
- What's left?
- A little thing.
1085
00:53:55,948 --> 00:53:57,415
- What?
- I think that's enough.
1086
00:53:57,416 --> 00:54:00,786
We're off the record, and Joel's always
been good at understanding nuance.
1087
00:54:00,787 --> 00:54:03,022
What's left to finish?
1088
00:54:03,023 --> 00:54:07,260
I guess, in layman's terms, you'd
have to say we don't have an OS.
1089
00:54:09,896 --> 00:54:12,499
- An operating system?
- Yeah.
1090
00:54:13,733 --> 00:54:17,536
- JOEL: What do you mean?
- Well, the OS is what runs the computer.
1091
00:54:17,537 --> 00:54:19,471
In fact, it sort of is the computer.
1092
00:54:19,472 --> 00:54:21,774
How has it been running? How's
it gonna run this morning?
1093
00:54:21,775 --> 00:54:24,143
What do you mean, you don't have an OS?
1094
00:54:24,144 --> 00:54:27,679
STEVE: It's like this. Avie Tevanian
is our chief software designer,
1095
00:54:27,680 --> 00:54:28,947
and he wrote a demo program.
1096
00:54:28,948 --> 00:54:32,484
It's like we built a great car,
but we haven't built the engine.
1097
00:54:32,485 --> 00:54:35,154
So we put a golf cart battery
in there to make it go for a bit.
1098
00:54:35,155 --> 00:54:38,022
All this computer knows how to do
right now is demonstrate itself.
1099
00:54:38,023 --> 00:54:40,525
You're telling me the only thing
you've built is a black cube?
1100
00:54:40,526 --> 00:54:42,495
Yes. Yeah.
1101
00:54:42,496 --> 00:54:44,663
But isn't it the coolest
black cube you've ever seen?
1102
00:54:44,664 --> 00:54:46,165
Is this... We're off the record.
1103
00:54:46,166 --> 00:54:48,734
Is this a strategy or a
problem? If it's a problem...
1104
00:54:48,735 --> 00:54:52,737
Do not share proprietary
knowledge with that man.
1105
00:54:52,738 --> 00:54:54,906
It's not a problem.
1106
00:54:54,907 --> 00:54:56,674
I wouldn't understand it anyway.
1107
00:54:56,675 --> 00:54:59,612
I don't understand it either,
and my name's on the patents.
1108
00:54:59,613 --> 00:55:02,882
- It's got e-mail.
- Well, e-mail's not just for tech specialists anymore.
1109
00:55:02,883 --> 00:55:04,583
Well, it is, but it won't be.
1110
00:55:04,584 --> 00:55:09,522
And I assume an e-mail sent on a NeXT computer
can only be received by a NeXT computer?
1111
00:55:09,523 --> 00:55:11,524
Closed,
end-to-end.
1112
00:55:11,525 --> 00:55:12,991
The new trash can is wrong.
1113
00:55:12,992 --> 00:55:15,293
I wanna tell you I appreciate
all the hours you put into it,
1114
00:55:15,294 --> 00:55:18,531
but I can't because of how terrible it is.
1115
00:55:18,532 --> 00:55:19,964
Go back to the other one.
1116
00:55:19,965 --> 00:55:22,567
Why are we still giving
three options on the clock?
1117
00:55:22,568 --> 00:55:25,871
- How many options do you want to give?
- Two. Buy it or don't.
1118
00:55:25,872 --> 00:55:27,540
Can I talk to you for a second?
1119
00:55:27,541 --> 00:55:28,674
Abso-fruitly.
1120
00:55:28,675 --> 00:55:30,808
Uh, look, man. Avie's been recompiling,
1121
00:55:30,809 --> 00:55:33,112
but he says there may be
some glitches this morning.
1122
00:55:33,113 --> 00:55:35,114
If all there are are some glitches,
1123
00:55:35,115 --> 00:55:37,815
it'll be a triumph of miraculous magnitude.
1124
00:55:37,816 --> 00:55:39,884
Why are you translating for Avie?
1125
00:55:39,885 --> 00:55:43,922
I-I didn't want him to find out the hard
way your position on glitches in a demo,
1126
00:55:43,923 --> 00:55:45,958
but it sounds like you've mellowed.
1127
00:55:45,959 --> 00:55:48,960
I've been growing, Andy. I've
been learning to love myself.
1128
00:55:48,961 --> 00:55:51,230
Hmm. I wouldn't have ever
dreamed that was a problem.
1129
00:55:51,231 --> 00:55:52,830
(CHUCKLES) Fantastic burn.
1130
00:55:52,831 --> 00:55:54,667
You need to go to your seat.
1131
00:55:54,668 --> 00:55:57,268
How about Lisa, getting into
a school for gifted kids?
1132
00:55:57,269 --> 00:55:59,904
Yeah, she was tested and
it turns out she can fly.
1133
00:55:59,905 --> 00:56:02,040
- Seriously, it's a big deal.
- I know it's a big deal.
1134
00:56:02,041 --> 00:56:04,576
That's why I built the school a building.
1135
00:56:04,577 --> 00:56:07,880
- Well, I'm sure that's not why she got in.
- Really?
1136
00:56:07,881 --> 00:56:11,485
Uh, can I show you something
funny from Macworld?
1137
00:56:14,753 --> 00:56:18,790
- I can't think of anything I have to do right now.
- It'll make you feel good.
1138
00:56:18,791 --> 00:56:21,793
- Joanna! Look at this!
- Oh, Andy, he's only got a couple of minutes.
1139
00:56:21,794 --> 00:56:24,362
It's Guy Kawasaki writing in
Macworld. You're gonna like this.
1140
00:56:24,363 --> 00:56:26,364
Well, can we all enjoy it later?
1141
00:56:26,365 --> 00:56:31,235
He wrote a parody press release
about Apple buying NeXT for your OS.
1142
00:56:31,236 --> 00:56:35,139
He imagines a near future where Apple
needs your OS and has to buy NeXT,
1143
00:56:35,140 --> 00:56:37,842
and-and you come back as CEO.
1144
00:56:37,843 --> 00:56:39,310
He has Gates saying,
1145
00:56:39,311 --> 00:56:44,284
"There would now be more innovations
from Jobs that Microsoft could copy."
1146
00:56:46,019 --> 00:56:49,989
- You can read it later.
- Thanks.
1147
00:56:49,990 --> 00:56:52,625
She would've gotten in without
you donating a building.
1148
00:56:52,626 --> 00:56:56,329
Still, it's something to
talk about in the interview.
1149
00:56:58,764 --> 00:57:01,266
(EXHALES) All right. Good luck.
1150
00:57:01,267 --> 00:57:03,403
Thanks.
1151
00:57:05,005 --> 00:57:07,038
Give that to me. I'll throw it out for you.
1152
00:57:07,039 --> 00:57:10,708
I'm gonna hang on to it.
1153
00:57:10,709 --> 00:57:12,277
What?
1154
00:57:12,278 --> 00:57:14,813
What?
1155
00:57:14,814 --> 00:57:16,848
You ready for Sculley?
1156
00:57:16,849 --> 00:57:18,784
Excuse me!
1157
00:57:18,785 --> 00:57:20,685
Lisa!
1158
00:57:20,686 --> 00:57:22,588
You can't shout!
1159
00:57:26,760 --> 00:57:28,662
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
1160
00:57:29,796 --> 00:57:31,698
Lisa?
1161
00:57:40,907 --> 00:57:43,477
You have to go.
1162
00:57:44,711 --> 00:57:48,381
It's dangerous up here. That's
why I make other people do it.
1163
00:57:50,115 --> 00:57:52,451
Who are you hiding from, me or your mom?
1164
00:57:52,452 --> 00:57:56,121
I'm not hiding.
1165
00:57:56,122 --> 00:57:58,592
Let's go.
1166
00:58:05,764 --> 00:58:08,299
What were you listening to?
1167
00:58:08,300 --> 00:58:11,870
I'm listening to two
versions of the same song.
1168
00:58:11,871 --> 00:58:15,339
Then when I get to the ends, I
rewind to listen to them again.
1169
00:58:15,340 --> 00:58:18,844
It's the same song, but
the versions are different.
1170
00:58:18,845 --> 00:58:21,380
- What's the song?
- Okay.
1171
00:58:21,381 --> 00:58:24,415
So it's a really old song, and
it's called "Both Sides, Now."
1172
00:58:24,416 --> 00:58:28,821
- "Both Sides, Now"?
- Yeah.
1173
00:58:28,822 --> 00:58:30,888
What's it about?
1174
00:58:30,889 --> 00:58:35,293
It's about... There are three
VERSES: Clouds, love and life.
1175
00:58:35,294 --> 00:58:39,998
And the person singing is singing
that they used to think of...
1176
00:58:39,999 --> 00:58:41,866
That they used to think about...
1177
00:58:41,867 --> 00:58:44,168
- Clouds, love and life?
- Right.
1178
00:58:44,169 --> 00:58:48,040
One way, yeah, but now they look
at them another way, and they...
1179
00:58:48,041 --> 00:58:53,911
They've come to the conclusion that they
really don't know clouds, love or life at all.
1180
00:58:53,912 --> 00:58:56,415
Those are the exact words.
1181
00:58:56,416 --> 00:58:57,683
Yeah, Joni Mitchell.
1182
00:58:57,684 --> 00:59:01,955
'Cause it's not a really old
song, unless I'm a really old guy.
1183
00:59:03,088 --> 00:59:05,324
You have to go to school now.
1184
00:59:05,325 --> 00:59:08,527
Do you want me to tell you the
differences between the two versions?
1185
00:59:08,528 --> 00:59:09,862
Right now.
1186
00:59:09,863 --> 00:59:13,431
The first version is the kind of
thing that you would call girlish.
1187
00:59:13,432 --> 00:59:15,933
I didn't mean I want to know
the difference right now.
1188
00:59:15,934 --> 00:59:18,402
I meant you have to go to school right now.
1189
00:59:18,403 --> 00:59:20,105
I can stay and watch.
1190
00:59:20,106 --> 00:59:22,373
You are truant. You're committing a crime.
1191
00:59:22,374 --> 00:59:24,976
I'm not gonna miss anything important.
1192
00:59:24,977 --> 00:59:27,880
- How do you know?
- I read ahead.
1193
00:59:27,881 --> 00:59:31,083
The Pilgrims make it to the New World.
1194
00:59:31,084 --> 00:59:32,984
Then the Declaration of Independence.
1195
00:59:32,985 --> 00:59:35,020
Yeah, you skipped a couple centuries.
1196
00:59:35,021 --> 00:59:37,922
Steve? Chrisann's out there.
1197
00:59:37,923 --> 00:59:41,794
(AUDIENCE CLAPPING AND
STOMPING RHYTHMICALLY)
1198
00:59:44,798 --> 00:59:46,330
STEVE: Let's go.
1199
00:59:46,331 --> 00:59:48,266
Can I make my case for staying?
1200
00:59:48,267 --> 00:59:50,236
Nope.
1201
00:59:51,271 --> 00:59:54,474
(CLAPPING, STOMPING GROW FASTER)
1202
01:00:08,822 --> 01:00:11,889
- She was with me.
- Come on. Your dad doesn't want us to stay.
1203
01:00:11,890 --> 01:00:14,960
That's not true. That's not...
1204
01:00:14,961 --> 01:00:17,328
You have to be in school is all.
1205
01:00:17,329 --> 01:00:20,998
I'm committing a crime right now,
and I don't wanna get in trouble.
1206
01:00:20,999 --> 01:00:23,569
You're not in trouble. I was kidding.
1207
01:00:23,570 --> 01:00:25,103
Okay.
1208
01:00:25,104 --> 01:00:27,605
Hey. What was the second version?
1209
01:00:27,606 --> 01:00:30,843
You said the first version was
girlish. What was the second version?
1210
01:00:32,278 --> 01:00:34,045
I can't really think of the word.
1211
01:00:34,046 --> 01:00:35,848
Okay. Well, have a good day at school.
1212
01:00:35,849 --> 01:00:38,217
- Regretful.
- What?
1213
01:00:38,218 --> 01:00:41,118
Like wishing you could go
back and do things different.
1214
01:00:41,119 --> 01:00:43,388
You're too young to be regretful.
1215
01:00:43,389 --> 01:00:45,891
Not me.
1216
01:00:45,892 --> 01:00:48,627
The person singing the song.
1217
01:00:48,628 --> 01:00:52,499
Got it. Regretful. That
makes sense because...
1218
01:00:55,034 --> 01:00:57,537
(WHISPERS) I wanna live with you.
1219
01:01:10,048 --> 01:01:12,150
Six minutes.
1220
01:01:12,151 --> 01:01:14,754
- You want to see Sculley?
- No.
1221
01:01:23,528 --> 01:01:26,931
You know all those times I
told you you needed security?
1222
01:01:26,932 --> 01:01:29,535
Here's why.
1223
01:01:34,273 --> 01:01:37,442
I don't know how it is I've
gotten older and you haven't.
1224
01:01:37,443 --> 01:01:40,478
Some deal with the devil
I was never offered.
1225
01:01:40,479 --> 01:01:43,047
So you know what I've been
thinking for the last four years?
1226
01:01:43,048 --> 01:01:46,685
(SCOFFS) As it turns out, John, I've
never known what you were thinking.
1227
01:01:46,686 --> 01:01:49,453
No newborn baby has control.
1228
01:01:49,454 --> 01:01:51,389
Do you know what I'm talking about?
1229
01:01:51,390 --> 01:01:53,592
In '84, before the Mac launch. You said...
1230
01:01:53,593 --> 01:01:57,161
- Yeah.
- You said that being adopted meant you didn't have control.
1231
01:01:57,162 --> 01:01:58,496
We're starting in a minute, so...
1232
01:01:58,497 --> 01:02:00,998
Why do people think I fired you?
1233
01:02:00,999 --> 01:02:03,102
It's fine, John. It's all behind us.
1234
01:02:06,639 --> 01:02:09,107
Is it? Hmm?
1235
01:02:09,108 --> 01:02:11,745
Don't play stupid. You can't pull it off.
1236
01:02:13,646 --> 01:02:16,949
You came here to ask me why
people think you fired me?
1237
01:02:16,950 --> 01:02:18,985
Why do people think I fired you?
1238
01:02:20,218 --> 01:02:22,856
Just confirm something for me, okay?
1239
01:02:23,990 --> 01:02:26,024
- You liked the ad, right?
- (CHUCKLES)
1240
01:02:26,025 --> 01:02:27,692
The commercial... "1984." You liked it.
1241
01:02:27,693 --> 01:02:31,029
- JOHN: When are you gonna get furniture?
- It's not an easy process.
1242
01:02:31,030 --> 01:02:33,130
JOHN: It is. You buy a
couch, take it from there.
1243
01:02:33,131 --> 01:02:36,634
I'd be really surprised if you came
here to talk about interior decorating.
1244
01:02:36,635 --> 01:02:38,069
I liked the ad very much.
1245
01:02:38,070 --> 01:02:39,170
- You did?
- You know I did.
1246
01:02:39,171 --> 01:02:41,440
You're a lying son of a
bitch. You tried to kill it.
1247
01:02:41,441 --> 01:02:44,342
- It's time to take a hard look at the Mac.
- It's past time.
1248
01:02:44,343 --> 01:02:48,513
It's overpriced. We
need to drop it to 1,995.
1249
01:02:48,514 --> 01:02:50,449
We need to double the marketing budget,
1250
01:02:50,450 --> 01:02:52,284
put more bodies on an internal hard drive
1251
01:02:52,285 --> 01:02:53,652
and invest in FileServer.
1252
01:02:53,653 --> 01:02:56,321
- Where the hell did you get the idea I tried to kill...
- Lee Clow.
1253
01:02:56,322 --> 01:02:58,089
- Lee's wrong.
- He's lying?
1254
01:02:58,090 --> 01:03:00,257
- He's... mistaken.
- JOHN: Where would the money come from?
1255
01:03:00,258 --> 01:03:02,460
It would come from finally
getting rid of the Apple II.
1256
01:03:02,461 --> 01:03:04,362
The Apple II is the
only thing making money.
1257
01:03:04,363 --> 01:03:07,466
- You agreed with the board.
- I understood the board's concerns, but I...
1258
01:03:07,467 --> 01:03:09,534
The board's concerns that
we didn't show the product?
1259
01:03:09,535 --> 01:03:11,536
- Among other things, but my question was...
- What other things?
1260
01:03:11,537 --> 01:03:14,672
I'm asking because I'm curious.
You said "among other things."
1261
01:03:14,673 --> 01:03:17,442
Among other things, it was
set in a dystopian galaxy.
1262
01:03:17,443 --> 01:03:19,411
It took place on a planet
where we don't live.
1263
01:03:19,412 --> 01:03:21,446
It was dark and the opposite of our brand.
1264
01:03:21,447 --> 01:03:23,681
And we didn't show the product.
1265
01:03:23,682 --> 01:03:27,451
People talked about the ad but most of
them didn't know what we were selling.
1266
01:03:27,452 --> 01:03:29,487
The Mac needs to sell for 1,995.
1267
01:03:29,488 --> 01:03:33,525
There is no market research telling us
the Mac is failing because it's overpriced.
1268
01:03:33,526 --> 01:03:37,429
It's telling us that people don't like it
because they think it doesn't do anything.
1269
01:03:37,430 --> 01:03:39,764
It's closed,
end-to-end.
1270
01:03:39,765 --> 01:03:42,433
We didn't know it wasn't what
people wanted, but it isn't.
1271
01:03:42,434 --> 01:03:44,502
They want slots, they want
choices, they want options.
1272
01:03:44,503 --> 01:03:46,804
The way we buy stereos...
mix and match components.
1273
01:03:46,805 --> 01:03:49,473
John, listen to me. Whoever
said the customer is always right
1274
01:03:49,474 --> 01:03:51,243
was, I promise you, a customer.
1275
01:03:51,244 --> 01:03:53,444
- It had skinheads in it.
- She was liberating them.
1276
01:03:53,445 --> 01:03:56,580
- Liberating the skinheads.
- The ad didn't have anything to do with fucking skinheads.
1277
01:03:56,581 --> 01:03:58,350
We used them as fucking extras.
1278
01:03:58,351 --> 01:03:59,717
Nobody even knows they were skinheads.
1279
01:03:59,718 --> 01:04:02,187
I'm just saying the board had concerns...
1280
01:04:02,188 --> 01:04:04,089
You invented lifestyle advertising.
1281
01:04:04,090 --> 01:04:05,824
And our brand was my brand.
1282
01:04:05,825 --> 01:04:08,627
My job is to make a
recommendation to the board.
1283
01:04:08,628 --> 01:04:09,995
We showed a lot of happy
people drinking Pepsi.
1284
01:04:09,996 --> 01:04:13,498
We didn't say the world was going
to end if you bought a Dr. Pepper.
1285
01:04:13,499 --> 01:04:16,268
Recommend that we drop the price
and double the marketing budget.
1286
01:04:16,269 --> 01:04:18,770
- I can't.
- And we showed the product.
1287
01:04:18,771 --> 01:04:22,473
We showed it being opened, we showed
it being poured, being consumed.
1288
01:04:22,474 --> 01:04:24,643
What are you gonna do,
recommend that we kill the Mac?
1289
01:04:24,644 --> 01:04:27,046
I already have, Steve.
1290
01:04:28,180 --> 01:04:31,149
What? When?
1291
01:04:31,150 --> 01:04:32,717
You think the secret to your success
1292
01:04:32,718 --> 01:04:35,087
was not assuming people knew
what to do with a can of soda?
1293
01:04:35,088 --> 01:04:38,489
I didn't kill the ad, Steve! I'm the
only reason it made it on the air.
1294
01:04:38,490 --> 01:04:40,659
Just now. An hour ago.
1295
01:04:40,660 --> 01:04:42,359
I'm coming from Markkula's house.
1296
01:04:42,360 --> 01:04:45,362
- What did he say?
- (CHUCKLES)
1297
01:04:45,363 --> 01:04:47,466
- What did he say?
- Invent something new.
1298
01:04:47,467 --> 01:04:49,301
I'll give you a team. You can sit in Maui.
1299
01:04:49,302 --> 01:04:50,603
The resorts come with couches.
1300
01:04:50,604 --> 01:04:55,806
Wait a minute. Are you saying you
recommended terminating the Mac
1301
01:04:55,807 --> 01:04:57,775
or you recommended taking
me off the Mac team?
1302
01:04:57,776 --> 01:05:00,812
We bought three spots in the
Super Bowl. Two 30's and a 60.
1303
01:05:00,813 --> 01:05:02,681
After we screened it, the
board wanted that money back
1304
01:05:02,682 --> 01:05:04,616
and they asked me to sell off the spots.
1305
01:05:04,617 --> 01:05:07,118
Chiat/Day sold off the
two 30's but not the 60,
1306
01:05:07,119 --> 01:05:08,552
and I let it be known to Lee Clow
1307
01:05:08,553 --> 01:05:10,788
that if he didn't try very
hard to sell the last spot,
1308
01:05:10,789 --> 01:05:12,424
I wouldn't be unhappy.
1309
01:05:12,425 --> 01:05:14,493
If we drop the price
and double the budget...
1310
01:05:14,494 --> 01:05:16,228
Drop the price or double
the budget. (STAMMERS)
1311
01:05:16,229 --> 01:05:18,763
The only way to do that is to
take money out of the Apple II.
1312
01:05:18,764 --> 01:05:21,533
The Apple II should embarrass
you. It embarrasses me.
1313
01:05:21,534 --> 01:05:23,400
It doesn't embarrass the shareholders.
1314
01:05:23,401 --> 01:05:24,768
I don't give a shit about the shareholders.
1315
01:05:24,769 --> 01:05:27,371
That's why I hired you, so I don't
have to hear about shareholders.
1316
01:05:27,372 --> 01:05:30,808
The shareholders are my problem, and
the board represents the shareholders.
1317
01:05:30,809 --> 01:05:32,676
That's how it works.
1318
01:05:32,677 --> 01:05:35,279
You sure it wasn't Lee Clow who
dragged his feet selling the 60?
1319
01:05:35,280 --> 01:05:37,716
At my direction, Steve.
1320
01:05:37,717 --> 01:05:40,585
You think he would have done that
on his own, taken it on himself?
1321
01:05:40,586 --> 01:05:43,288
Yeah. I think he would've done
what it took to save it from you.
1322
01:05:43,289 --> 01:05:45,824
- I was the only thing protecting it.
- You didn't want the ad
1323
01:05:45,825 --> 01:05:48,859
because you were trying to kill the
Mac two months before it launched.
1324
01:05:48,860 --> 01:05:51,063
You are fucking delusional.
1325
01:05:52,731 --> 01:05:53,831
(SIGHS)
1326
01:05:53,832 --> 01:05:55,699
- Can I mention something to you?
- Sure.
1327
01:05:55,700 --> 01:05:58,271
I have no earthly idea why you're here.
1328
01:05:59,838 --> 01:06:03,174
The story of why and how you left Apple,
1329
01:06:03,175 --> 01:06:05,911
which is quickly becoming
mythologized, isn't true.
1330
01:06:05,912 --> 01:06:08,413
- I'm gonna take this to the board myself.
- Don't do that.
1331
01:06:08,414 --> 01:06:10,181
- I am doing that.
- You can't.
1332
01:06:10,182 --> 01:06:12,817
Why?
1333
01:06:12,818 --> 01:06:16,122
They believe you're no longer
necessary to this company.
1334
01:06:20,425 --> 01:06:25,563
I get hate mail, death threats.
1335
01:06:25,564 --> 01:06:29,201
I get death threats.
1336
01:06:29,202 --> 01:06:33,072
My kids are getting taunted.
Why do people think I fired you?
1337
01:06:35,340 --> 01:06:36,942
Joanna's gonna call my name in a second.
1338
01:06:36,943 --> 01:06:38,810
- JOANNA: Steve?
- That was unrehearsed.
1339
01:06:38,811 --> 01:06:40,511
Yeah, I'll be there in just a second.
1340
01:06:40,512 --> 01:06:42,746
I gave you your day in court.
1341
01:06:42,747 --> 01:06:44,348
- You gave me?
- I gave the board a clear choice.
1342
01:06:44,349 --> 01:06:47,953
I said, "Do you want to invest in the Apple
II or the Mac?" They chose the Apple II.
1343
01:06:47,954 --> 01:06:50,288
The same people who wanted
to dump the Super Bowl spot.
1344
01:06:50,289 --> 01:06:52,358
And then I got on a plane to China.
1345
01:06:53,892 --> 01:06:56,427
Mr. Sculley. There's a
call for you on Line One.
1346
01:06:56,428 --> 01:06:59,697
Or I almost got on a plane,
because I got a call in the lounge.
1347
01:06:59,698 --> 01:07:01,433
- Who made that call?
- Doesn't matter.
1348
01:07:01,434 --> 01:07:02,967
STEVE: It matters to
me. Who made the call?
1349
01:07:02,968 --> 01:07:04,168
John Sculley.
1350
01:07:04,169 --> 01:07:06,004
MAN (ON PHONE): John? If
you get on that plane,
1351
01:07:06,005 --> 01:07:08,906
you'll have lost your
job by the time it lands.
1352
01:07:08,907 --> 01:07:12,509
Steve's been calling the
board. He wants you out.
1353
01:07:12,510 --> 01:07:15,513
JOHN: I left my bags on the plane.
My shit's still somewhere in Beijing.
1354
01:07:15,514 --> 01:07:18,549
I took a car back to Cupertino in
the middle of the fucking night.
1355
01:07:18,550 --> 01:07:23,355
I know what time it is. I need a quorum
here in one hour and I want Steve here too.
1356
01:07:23,356 --> 01:07:25,857
STEVE: You took me off the
Mac, and it was bad business.
1357
01:07:25,858 --> 01:07:28,726
- The quorum call was a homicide.
- Right there! Right there.
1358
01:07:28,727 --> 01:07:30,462
That's the part that's bullshit, my friend.
1359
01:07:30,463 --> 01:07:31,929
It was a suicide.
1360
01:07:31,930 --> 01:07:34,665
Because you knew your
cards and I showed you mine.
1361
01:07:34,666 --> 01:07:37,534
I showed you mine, and you did it anyway.
1362
01:07:37,535 --> 01:07:38,937
What did you think I was gonna do?
1363
01:07:38,938 --> 01:07:41,605
I'm okay losing, but I'm not gonna forfeit.
1364
01:07:41,606 --> 01:07:44,308
I'm not okay losing.
1365
01:07:44,309 --> 01:07:46,745
JOHN: We're losing market share,
and the Mac is losing money.
1366
01:07:46,746 --> 01:07:51,949
Our only hope is the Apple II, which is stagnating
because of its soon-to-be-obsolete DOS.
1367
01:07:51,950 --> 01:07:55,386
Users are already rigging their machines
to run with a CP/M operating system
1368
01:07:55,387 --> 01:07:56,755
that's been built to run on Intel.
1369
01:07:56,756 --> 01:07:58,857
I can't put it more simply than this.
1370
01:07:58,858 --> 01:08:01,859
We need to put our resources
into updating the Apple II.
1371
01:08:01,860 --> 01:08:04,562
STEVE: By taking
resources from the Mac.
1372
01:08:04,563 --> 01:08:05,964
JOHN: It's failing. That's a fact.
1373
01:08:05,965 --> 01:08:07,998
- It's overpriced.
- There's no evidence that it's...
1374
01:08:07,999 --> 01:08:09,900
I'm the evidence!
1375
01:08:09,901 --> 01:08:13,772
I'm the world's leading expert on
the Mac, John. What's your résumé?
1376
01:08:13,773 --> 01:08:15,706
You're issuing contradictory instructions,
1377
01:08:15,707 --> 01:08:17,709
you're insubordinate,
you make people miserable.
1378
01:08:17,710 --> 01:08:20,844
Our top engineers are
fleeing to Sun, Dell, HP.
1379
01:08:20,845 --> 01:08:22,981
Wall Street doesn't know
who's driving the bus.
1380
01:08:22,982 --> 01:08:25,049
We've lost hundreds of millions in value.
1381
01:08:25,050 --> 01:08:28,686
And I'm the CEO of Apple,
Steve. That's my résumé.
1382
01:08:28,687 --> 01:08:31,522
But before that, you sold
carbonated sugar water, right?
1383
01:08:31,523 --> 01:08:35,427
I sat in a fucking garage with
Wozniak and invented the future.
1384
01:08:35,428 --> 01:08:38,862
Because artists lead and
hacks ask for a show of hands.
1385
01:08:38,863 --> 01:08:39,864
All right.
1386
01:08:39,865 --> 01:08:41,865
Well, this guy's out of control.
1387
01:08:41,866 --> 01:08:44,602
I'm perfectly willing to hand
in my resignation tonight,
1388
01:08:44,603 --> 01:08:46,538
but if you want me to
stay, you can't have Steve.
1389
01:08:46,539 --> 01:08:48,740
Settle him out.
1390
01:08:48,741 --> 01:08:51,843
He can keep a share of stock
so he gets our newsletter.
1391
01:08:51,844 --> 01:08:54,478
He'll have to sever his
connection to Apple.
1392
01:08:54,479 --> 01:08:58,384
I'm dead serious. I want the
secretary to call for a vote.
1393
01:08:59,985 --> 01:09:03,088
I fucking dare you.
1394
01:09:03,089 --> 01:09:08,759
You have done an outstanding job over
the years of cultivating the press.
1395
01:09:08,760 --> 01:09:10,294
And by that, I mean manipulating them.
1396
01:09:10,295 --> 01:09:13,932
Because none of them, none of their
editors, none of their editors' publishers
1397
01:09:13,933 --> 01:09:16,066
to this day know that you forced it,
1398
01:09:16,067 --> 01:09:18,035
that you forced the board.
1399
01:09:18,036 --> 01:09:20,371
Even after I told you
exactly what they'd do,
1400
01:09:20,372 --> 01:09:22,473
which is exactly what they did.
1401
01:09:22,474 --> 01:09:24,875
Unanimously.
1402
01:09:24,876 --> 01:09:27,579
I don't have any trouble
remembering that, John,
1403
01:09:27,580 --> 01:09:31,048
because of it being the
worst night of my life.
1404
01:09:31,049 --> 01:09:34,151
And I forced the vote because
I believed I was right.
1405
01:09:34,152 --> 01:09:37,289
- I still believe I'm right. And I'm right.
- (MUTTERS)
1406
01:09:38,758 --> 01:09:40,525
Now I bled that night.
1407
01:09:40,526 --> 01:09:42,694
And I don't bleed.
1408
01:09:42,695 --> 01:09:44,396
But time's done its thing,
1409
01:09:44,397 --> 01:09:46,998
and I really haven't
thought about it in a while.
1410
01:09:46,999 --> 01:09:51,669
Now, I absolutely
understand why you're upset.
1411
01:09:51,670 --> 01:09:53,737
And I want people to
know the truth too.
1412
01:09:53,738 --> 01:09:55,839
JOANNA: It's time.
1413
01:09:55,840 --> 01:09:57,741
Got it.
1414
01:09:57,742 --> 01:09:59,843
You're gonna end me, aren't you?
1415
01:09:59,844 --> 01:10:02,112
STEVE: You're being ridiculous.
1416
01:10:02,113 --> 01:10:05,482
I'm gonna sit center court
and watch you do it yourself.
1417
01:10:05,483 --> 01:10:09,119
Then I'm gonna order a nice meal with
a '55 Margaux and sign some autographs.
1418
01:10:09,120 --> 01:10:11,856
- Jesus Christ.
- You want some advice, Pepsi Generation?
1419
01:10:11,857 --> 01:10:14,592
Don't send Woz out to slap
me around in the press.
1420
01:10:14,593 --> 01:10:17,195
Anybody else... you, Markkula, Arthur Rock.
1421
01:10:17,196 --> 01:10:18,896
Anyone but Rain Man.
1422
01:10:18,897 --> 01:10:21,432
Don't manipulate him like that.
1423
01:10:21,433 --> 01:10:25,102
Whatever you may think, I'm
always gonna protect him.
1424
01:10:25,103 --> 01:10:27,205
Come on, Steve.
1425
01:10:28,573 --> 01:10:31,176
That's what men do.
1426
01:10:31,177 --> 01:10:33,512
- We can't start late.
- (MUTTERS)
1427
01:10:44,990 --> 01:10:48,494
I don't think there was any way
to detect a chip on my shoulder.
1428
01:10:49,795 --> 01:10:51,295
Did you know, back at Bandley,
1429
01:10:51,296 --> 01:10:55,600
the Mac team gave an award every year
to the person who could stand up to you?
1430
01:10:55,601 --> 01:10:56,734
No.
1431
01:10:56,735 --> 01:11:01,573
- I won. Three years in a row.
- Cool.
1432
01:11:05,210 --> 01:11:06,811
This.
1433
01:11:06,812 --> 01:11:10,882
This... This Guy Kawasaki
in Macworld.
1434
01:11:10,883 --> 01:11:13,651
He accidentally got it right, didn't he?
1435
01:11:13,652 --> 01:11:15,219
You've been dragging
your feet on the NeXT OS
1436
01:11:15,220 --> 01:11:18,623
till you can figure out
what Apple's gonna need.
1437
01:11:18,624 --> 01:11:20,158
(CLICKS TONGUE)
1438
01:11:20,159 --> 01:11:23,828
Even if that were true, it doesn't
sound that diabolical to me.
1439
01:11:23,829 --> 01:11:25,530
WOMAN: Hey. We're ready for you.
1440
01:11:25,531 --> 01:11:28,167
(RUMBLING)
1441
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:38,543
I'm your closest confidante,
your... your best friend.
1442
01:11:38,544 --> 01:11:41,713
Your thing... What do you call it?
1443
01:11:41,714 --> 01:11:43,882
Your work wife. The whole time.
1444
01:11:43,883 --> 01:11:45,883
The last three years.
1445
01:11:45,884 --> 01:11:47,887
(RUMBLING CONTINUES)
1446
01:11:49,921 --> 01:11:55,660
When did you change your mind and start
building the Steve Jobs Revenge Machine?
1447
01:11:55,661 --> 01:11:58,629
(SIGHS)
1448
01:11:58,630 --> 01:12:00,697
- House to half.
- (RUMBLING FADES)
1449
01:12:00,698 --> 01:12:03,302
You remember Skylab?
1450
01:12:05,070 --> 01:12:10,941
It was an unmanned satellite NASA sent up in
the early '70s on a data gathering mission.
1451
01:12:10,942 --> 01:12:13,611
The thing is, when they sent it up,
1452
01:12:13,612 --> 01:12:16,146
they didn't know yet how
they were gonna get it back.
1453
01:12:16,147 --> 01:12:18,182
But they felt like they were close enough
1454
01:12:18,183 --> 01:12:21,619
that in the eight years it was gonna
be up there, they'd figure it out.
1455
01:12:21,620 --> 01:12:23,087
WOMAN: They're on their way now.
1456
01:12:23,088 --> 01:12:25,822
They didn't.
1457
01:12:25,823 --> 01:12:27,892
So after eight years, it came crashing down
1458
01:12:27,893 --> 01:12:30,561
in a thousand-mile swath
across the Indian Ocean.
1459
01:12:30,562 --> 01:12:32,996
- (AUDIENCE CHEERING)
- A little to the left, a little to the right,
1460
01:12:32,997 --> 01:12:34,966
somebody could have gotten hurt.
1461
01:12:34,967 --> 01:12:39,102
I really wanted to build
a computer for colleges.
1462
01:12:39,103 --> 01:12:41,705
The technology just didn't catch
up as fast as I needed it to.
1463
01:12:41,706 --> 01:12:43,975
You know we're out of money.
1464
01:12:43,976 --> 01:12:46,276
MAN (ON PA): Ladies and gentlemen, the
program will be starting momentarily.
1465
01:12:46,277 --> 01:12:49,580
STEVE: But then Apple stopped
innovating, and I saw something better.
1466
01:12:49,581 --> 01:12:54,718
Joanna, I know schools aren't gonna buy
a $13,000 dictionary with good speakers.
1467
01:12:54,719 --> 01:12:56,755
You know I know that.
1468
01:12:58,590 --> 01:13:00,258
But Apple will.
1469
01:13:00,259 --> 01:13:03,828
'Cause Avie Tevanian is gonna
build them exactly the OS they need.
1470
01:13:03,829 --> 01:13:06,731
They're gonna have to buy me too.
1471
01:13:06,732 --> 01:13:12,671
For half a billion dollars in stock
and end-to-end control on every product.
1472
01:13:14,740 --> 01:13:16,642
(SCOFFS)
1473
01:13:19,178 --> 01:13:22,648
(APPLAUSE CONTINUES)
1474
01:13:30,356 --> 01:13:32,457
(NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE)
1475
01:13:43,402 --> 01:13:47,372
WOMAN: Ladies and
gentlemen, please welcome...
1476
01:13:51,009 --> 01:13:54,277
FEMALE REPORTER: More than a year after it
was first unveiled to industry insiders,
1477
01:13:54,278 --> 01:13:57,014
the NeXT Computer is
finally available in stores.
1478
01:13:57,015 --> 01:14:00,752
MALE REPORTER #1: And it appears to be
two strikes in a row for Steve Jobs.
1479
01:14:00,753 --> 01:14:02,186
MALE REPORTER #2:
Students and educators
1480
01:14:02,187 --> 01:14:05,289
are finding it difficult to
justify the machine's high cost.
1481
01:14:05,290 --> 01:14:07,191
FEMALE REPORTER #2: So
much for the black cube.
1482
01:14:07,192 --> 01:14:12,129
NeXT just sold its factory to Canon
and laid off half its employees.
1483
01:14:12,130 --> 01:14:15,165
In the world of computers,
it's kill or be killed.
1484
01:14:15,166 --> 01:14:17,301
Apple Computer has fallen on hard times.
1485
01:14:17,302 --> 01:14:20,103
It is laying off about 2,500 people.
1486
01:14:20,104 --> 01:14:22,306
FEMALE REPORTER #3: Apple is
continuing to lose market share,
1487
01:14:22,307 --> 01:14:25,142
with no new innovations in the
pipeline except the Newton,
1488
01:14:25,143 --> 01:14:27,678
a pet project of CEO John Sculley.
1489
01:14:27,679 --> 01:14:30,947
MALE REPORTER #3: If you really want
to be mobile, you want a Newton PDA.
1490
01:14:30,948 --> 01:14:32,417
But then again, maybe you don't.
1491
01:14:32,418 --> 01:14:35,753
MALE REPORTER #4: It turns
handwriting into computer text.
1492
01:14:35,754 --> 01:14:39,692
Hey, Dolph, take a memo on
your Newton. "Beat up Martin."
1493
01:14:41,393 --> 01:14:43,261
- Bah!
- (YELPS)
1494
01:14:43,262 --> 01:14:46,030
FEMALE REPORTER #4: In 1980,
Apple had 30% of the market.
1495
01:14:46,031 --> 01:14:48,766
Today, Apple has only 3.2 percent.
1496
01:14:48,767 --> 01:14:52,604
MALE REPORTER #5: That's it. John
Sculley has been fired from Apple.
1497
01:14:53,938 --> 01:14:56,708
DAVID LETTERMAN: What about this Internet
thing? Do you know anything about that?
1498
01:14:56,709 --> 01:14:59,444
It is the big new thing.
1499
01:14:59,445 --> 01:15:02,079
Rumors are flying around
Apple Computer once again
1500
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:03,714
over who will take over the helm.
1501
01:15:03,715 --> 01:15:06,383
In the news at this hour, a
remarkable high-tech reunion.
1502
01:15:06,384 --> 01:15:09,020
FEMALE REPORTER #5: Well, it's
happening. In a billion-dollar shakeup,
1503
01:15:09,021 --> 01:15:12,123
Apple is purchasing NeXT Computer's
operating system, which may mean...
1504
01:15:12,124 --> 01:15:14,726
- MALE REPORTER #6: Is the prodigal son returning?
- FEMALE REPORTER #6: Bet on it.
1505
01:15:14,727 --> 01:15:16,861
Guess what. Mac is back.
1506
01:15:16,862 --> 01:15:18,428
- Apple cofounder Steven Jobs...
- Steve Jobs...
1507
01:15:18,429 --> 01:15:20,330
- Steve Jobs...
- Steve Jobs... - Steve Jobs...
1508
01:15:20,331 --> 01:15:22,901
FEMALE REPORTER #7: Steve
Jobs is returning to Apple.
1509
01:15:24,469 --> 01:15:27,472
STEVE: If you want to beam your digital
photographs from your digital camera,
1510
01:15:27,473 --> 01:15:29,173
it's built into every product.
1511
01:15:29,174 --> 01:15:31,275
We're going to the
new generation of I/O.
1512
01:15:31,276 --> 01:15:34,178
Twelve megabyte USB. Two ports.
1513
01:15:34,179 --> 01:15:36,748
We're leaving the old Apple I/O behind.
1514
01:15:36,749 --> 01:15:39,383
Stereo surround sound
built into every product,
1515
01:15:39,384 --> 01:15:43,353
a great keyboard and the
coolest mouse you've ever seen.
1516
01:15:43,354 --> 01:15:47,424
- This time, we used actual mice.
- (LAUGHTER)
1517
01:15:47,425 --> 01:15:50,895
We're opening the house
in 10 minutes. Steven?
1518
01:15:50,896 --> 01:15:52,530
Do you want to stop horsing around?
1519
01:15:52,531 --> 01:15:57,000
Bless my eyes. That's Steve
Wozniak sitting out there.
1520
01:15:57,001 --> 01:16:00,003
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)
1521
01:16:00,004 --> 01:16:03,441
Give yourselves a treat and ask Woz
if he happens to have the correct time.
1522
01:16:03,442 --> 01:16:07,410
- (LAUGHTER)
- I have the correct time, and we're running out of it.
1523
01:16:07,411 --> 01:16:11,348
- "A great keyboard"...
- A great keyboard and the coolest mouse you've ever seen.
1524
01:16:11,349 --> 01:16:14,785
- This is what those things look like today.
- (ALL GROANING)
1525
01:16:14,786 --> 01:16:19,456
Now, I'd like to show you what
they're gonna look like tomorrow.
1526
01:16:19,457 --> 01:16:22,360
This is the iMac.
1527
01:16:22,361 --> 01:16:24,962
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)
1528
01:16:24,963 --> 01:16:27,700
♪♪ (INSTRUMENTAL ON SPEAKERS)
1529
01:16:42,180 --> 01:16:44,782
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING CONTINUE)
1530
01:16:51,823 --> 01:16:53,324
- ♪♪ (ENDS)
- That was cool.
1531
01:16:53,325 --> 01:16:55,426
Why did I like that
better than I usually do?
1532
01:16:55,427 --> 01:16:57,494
- JOANNA: I don't know.
- Something was different.
1533
01:16:57,495 --> 01:16:59,196
ANDREA: Hey, stupid.
1534
01:16:59,197 --> 01:17:01,432
I think she's talking to one of you guys.
1535
01:17:01,433 --> 01:17:04,235
- Did you notice a difference?
- That's what I'm...
1536
01:17:04,236 --> 01:17:06,937
The exit signs were off.
1537
01:17:06,938 --> 01:17:09,472
- Full blackout.
- You did it.
1538
01:17:09,473 --> 01:17:11,843
We wired all the exit lights to our board.
1539
01:17:11,844 --> 01:17:14,378
They go out with the cue for seven
seconds then come back on again. In theory.
1540
01:17:14,379 --> 01:17:18,115
- We think that's legal?
- No, we're very certain it's not.
1541
01:17:18,116 --> 01:17:20,484
- You want to see some quotes?
- Let's hold off on those.
1542
01:17:20,485 --> 01:17:22,253
- No, he'll like 'em.
- (MOUTHS WORD)
1543
01:17:22,254 --> 01:17:25,758
- I'll show 'em to you later.
- I'll take 'em now.
1544
01:17:27,159 --> 01:17:29,227
- I'm sorry.
- Pick it up from there, please.
1545
01:17:29,228 --> 01:17:31,995
We only have a couple of
minutes, so let's just do the 360.
1546
01:17:31,996 --> 01:17:35,399
STEVE: We're gonna bring out a
wireless camera we stole from Panasonic.
1547
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:38,535
- (LAUGHTER)
- I'll show you what this looks like.
1548
01:17:38,536 --> 01:17:41,438
The whole thing is translucent.
You can see into it.
1549
01:17:41,439 --> 01:17:43,975
- (PEOPLE MUTTERING)
- How's that for a compromise, Woz?
1550
01:17:43,976 --> 01:17:47,544
- You still can't get into it, but you can see into it.
- Fair enough.
1551
01:17:47,545 --> 01:17:51,315
We put stereo speakers in
front, infrared right up here,
1552
01:17:51,316 --> 01:17:53,284
CD-ROM drive in the middle.
1553
01:17:53,285 --> 01:17:56,020
- (AUDIENCE) Nice.
- Dual stereo headphone jacks.
1554
01:17:56,021 --> 01:17:59,257
All the connectors are inside
one beautiful little door here.
1555
01:17:59,258 --> 01:18:02,593
- (OOHING AND AAHING)
- Ethernet. USB.
1556
01:18:02,594 --> 01:18:05,096
Even though this is a
full-blooded Macintosh,
1557
01:18:05,097 --> 01:18:06,931
we're targeting it for the number one use
1558
01:18:06,932 --> 01:18:09,432
the consumers tell us they
want a computer for, which is...
1559
01:18:09,433 --> 01:18:11,602
Let's hold it, please. Hold it.
1560
01:18:11,603 --> 01:18:14,571
- The answer was "the Internet."
- (LAUGHTER)
1561
01:18:14,572 --> 01:18:16,674
- Joanna?
- Yeah.
1562
01:18:17,808 --> 01:18:21,145
Stand in front of me. I want to look at these
quotes, but I don't want Joel to know.
1563
01:18:21,146 --> 01:18:23,349
They're all great.
1564
01:18:25,049 --> 01:18:28,151
"It is not only the coolest-looking
computer introduced in years"
1565
01:18:28,152 --> 01:18:29,587
but a chest-thumping statement
1566
01:18:29,588 --> 01:18:34,727
"that Silicon Valley's original dream
company is no longer somnambulant."
1567
01:18:36,394 --> 01:18:37,861
It's a word. It means "sleepwalking."
1568
01:18:37,862 --> 01:18:41,499
Steve? I'm sorry. We have to clear
the house if we're gonna start on time.
1569
01:18:41,500 --> 01:18:43,467
- We're gonna start on time.
- We're absolutely starting on time.
1570
01:18:43,468 --> 01:18:45,002
Here. Take this.
1571
01:18:45,003 --> 01:18:49,173
Everybody, that's it. They've got to
mop the stage, reset and open the house.
1572
01:18:49,174 --> 01:18:50,708
I love you guys.
1573
01:18:50,709 --> 01:18:54,580
(APPLAUSE, CHEERING)
1574
01:18:58,951 --> 01:19:00,651
Andy, come on back a minute.
1575
01:19:00,652 --> 01:19:02,955
- Which one?
- Hertzfeld.
1576
01:19:09,428 --> 01:19:13,431
Forbes calls it an
"industry-altering success."
1577
01:19:13,432 --> 01:19:15,634
Look here.
1578
01:19:18,036 --> 01:19:20,236
Why haven't we ever slept together?
1579
01:19:20,237 --> 01:19:22,106
We're not in love. Look.
1580
01:19:24,175 --> 01:19:27,011
- Sculley.
- Look what he said.
1581
01:19:27,012 --> 01:19:32,383
"He has implemented the same simple strategy
that made Apple so successful 15 years ago...
1582
01:19:32,384 --> 01:19:35,621
make hit products and promote
them with terrific marketing."
1583
01:19:36,722 --> 01:19:39,190
- It was nice of him.
- It was.
1584
01:19:39,191 --> 01:19:40,691
I meant it.
1585
01:19:40,692 --> 01:19:44,261
Sightings of J.D. Salinger are
more common than John Sculley.
1586
01:19:44,262 --> 01:19:47,933
I wasn't being sarcastic.
It was nice of him.
1587
01:19:49,067 --> 01:19:51,134
- Do you talk to him?
- No.
1588
01:19:51,135 --> 01:19:53,169
You haven't talked to him since '88?
1589
01:19:53,170 --> 01:19:55,705
I'd have told you if I did.
1590
01:19:55,706 --> 01:19:57,141
Doesn't matter.
1591
01:19:57,142 --> 01:19:58,476
I don't want people
thinking they can cross me.
1592
01:19:58,477 --> 01:20:02,178
- (SNAPS FINGERS)
- and then, boom, 15 years later, I'm cool with it.
1593
01:20:02,179 --> 01:20:05,182
I was kidding.
1594
01:20:05,183 --> 01:20:07,719
What's wrong with you this morning?
1595
01:20:09,054 --> 01:20:11,089
Let's get off the stage.
1596
01:20:12,656 --> 01:20:15,759
"The only thing Apple's providing
now is leadership in colors."
1597
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:17,460
Don't worry about it.
1598
01:20:17,461 --> 01:20:19,562
- What does Bill Gates have against me?
- I don't know.
1599
01:20:19,563 --> 01:20:22,466
You're both out of your
minds. Listen to me.
1600
01:20:22,467 --> 01:20:24,535
He dropped out of a better
school than I dropped out of.
1601
01:20:24,536 --> 01:20:26,404
But he's a tool bag. I'll tell you why.
1602
01:20:26,405 --> 01:20:29,139
Make everything all right with Lisa.
1603
01:20:29,140 --> 01:20:32,343
You know, Joanna? Boundaries.
1604
01:20:32,344 --> 01:20:35,311
You've come to my apartment
at 1:00 AM and cleaned it.
1605
01:20:35,312 --> 01:20:36,713
So tell me where the boundary is.
1606
01:20:36,714 --> 01:20:38,649
- There. Let's say it's there.
- (SIGHS)
1607
01:20:38,650 --> 01:20:41,685
If I give you some real projections,
1608
01:20:41,686 --> 01:20:45,489
will you promise not to
repeat them from the stage?
1609
01:20:45,490 --> 01:20:48,526
What do you mean, "real projections"?
1610
01:20:48,527 --> 01:20:52,495
- What have you been giving me?
- Conservative projections.
1611
01:20:52,496 --> 01:20:54,130
Marketing's been lying to me?
1612
01:20:54,131 --> 01:20:57,802
We've been managing expectations
so that you don't not.
1613
01:20:57,803 --> 01:21:00,138
What are the real projections?
1614
01:21:01,406 --> 01:21:04,275
We're gonna sell a million
units in the first 90 days.
1615
01:21:04,276 --> 01:21:06,209
- (STRIKES TABLE)
- 20,000 a month after that.
1616
01:21:06,210 --> 01:21:07,611
- Holy shit.
- Yeah.
1617
01:21:07,612 --> 01:21:09,346
You see? You wait long enough and...
1618
01:21:09,347 --> 01:21:11,749
What's more, 32% of the sales
1619
01:21:11,750 --> 01:21:15,785
are going to go to people buying
a computer for the first time.
1620
01:21:15,786 --> 01:21:20,490
And 12% are going to people using
some kind of Windows machine.
1621
01:21:20,491 --> 01:21:23,227
That's what Bill Gates has against you.
1622
01:21:24,696 --> 01:21:28,066
And it'll be the fastest-selling
computer in history.
1623
01:21:29,433 --> 01:21:31,468
You brought the company
back from life support
1624
01:21:31,469 --> 01:21:34,538
after going through the misery
of laying off 3,000 people
1625
01:21:34,539 --> 01:21:36,774
and cutting 70% of the product line.
1626
01:21:36,775 --> 01:21:40,178
So, Steven, it's over.
1627
01:21:41,780 --> 01:21:44,280
You're gonna win.
1628
01:21:44,281 --> 01:21:48,384
- It would be criminal not to enjoy this moment.
- I'm enjoying it.
1629
01:21:48,385 --> 01:21:50,420
Make things all right with Lisa.
1630
01:21:50,421 --> 01:21:52,655
- You know...
- Come on.
1631
01:21:52,656 --> 01:21:56,326
I don't like having less
privacy than other people have.
1632
01:21:56,327 --> 01:21:59,896
- Does being a multi-billionaire take some of the sting off that?
- No.
1633
01:21:59,897 --> 01:22:03,133
- All Lisa did...
- All Lisa did was give her blessing.
1634
01:22:03,134 --> 01:22:06,669
- Chrisann sold the house and...
- And Lisa could have done what?
1635
01:22:06,670 --> 01:22:09,272
How was she supposed to stop her
mother from selling her own house?
1636
01:22:09,273 --> 01:22:10,673
That I bought for the two of them.
1637
01:22:10,674 --> 01:22:12,008
How was she supposed to stop her?
1638
01:22:12,009 --> 01:22:15,612
Voicing an objection would have
been a step in the right direction.
1639
01:22:15,613 --> 01:22:18,315
You don't think you're
having a bizarre overreaction
1640
01:22:18,316 --> 01:22:21,819
to a 19-year-old girl allowing
her mother to list her own house?
1641
01:22:21,820 --> 01:22:23,053
She could've tried.
1642
01:22:23,054 --> 01:22:26,757
Was she supposed to stop her
mother, that particular mother...
1643
01:22:26,758 --> 01:22:29,826
She gave Chrisann her blessing to sell
the house and she did it to spite me.
1644
01:22:29,827 --> 01:22:33,864
I don't care if she put a
pipe bomb in the water heater.
1645
01:22:33,865 --> 01:22:36,667
You're going to fix it, now.
1646
01:22:36,668 --> 01:22:39,736
She's been acting weird for
months. She's turned on me.
1647
01:22:39,737 --> 01:22:41,804
- Fix it.
- What the...
1648
01:22:41,805 --> 01:22:43,440
Fix it, Steve.
1649
01:22:43,441 --> 01:22:44,941
- Take it easy.
- Fix it or I quit.
1650
01:22:44,942 --> 01:22:47,178
How about that? I quit,
and you never see me again.
1651
01:22:47,179 --> 01:22:49,114
How about that?
1652
01:22:50,581 --> 01:22:53,551
Tell me what's wrong with you this morning.
1653
01:22:53,552 --> 01:22:56,920
What's been wrong with me for 19 years.
1654
01:22:56,921 --> 01:22:58,888
(WEEPING)
1655
01:22:58,889 --> 01:23:02,860
I've been a witness, and I
tell you, I've been complicit.
1656
01:23:04,362 --> 01:23:08,365
I love you, Steve. You know how much.
1657
01:23:08,366 --> 01:23:13,369
I love that you don't care how much money a
person makes. You care what they make.
1658
01:23:13,370 --> 01:23:17,208
But what you make isn't supposed
to be the best part of you.
1659
01:23:17,209 --> 01:23:19,810
When you're a father,
1660
01:23:19,811 --> 01:23:22,413
that's what's supposed to
be the best part of you.
1661
01:23:22,414 --> 01:23:27,251
And it's caused me two decades of
agony, Steve, that it is for you
1662
01:23:28,920 --> 01:23:31,821
the worst.
1663
01:23:31,822 --> 01:23:37,329
(SIGHS) It's a little thing.
It's a very small thing.
1664
01:23:38,495 --> 01:23:40,830
(SNIFFLES) Fix it.
1665
01:23:40,831 --> 01:23:46,236
Fix it now, or you can
contact me at my new job...
1666
01:23:46,237 --> 01:23:49,206
working anywhere I want.
1667
01:23:50,709 --> 01:23:52,977
I don't happen to think it is
a little deal. She knew that...
1668
01:23:52,978 --> 01:23:55,378
- No.
- I bought the house for the two of...
1669
01:23:55,379 --> 01:23:56,746
- No.
- What do you mean, "no"?
1670
01:23:56,747 --> 01:24:01,884
I mean no. The house has nothing
to do with why you're angry at Lisa.
1671
01:24:01,885 --> 01:24:04,887
I assure you, the house has everything
to do with why I'm angry at Lisa.
1672
01:24:04,888 --> 01:24:09,560
Have you ever heard the phrase
"reality distortion field"?
1673
01:24:09,561 --> 01:24:13,731
- Yes.
- As in "Steve's reality distortion field"?
1674
01:24:13,732 --> 01:24:16,633
I've heard it. I've read it.
It's been sung to me by Joan Baez.
1675
01:24:16,634 --> 01:24:18,401
What you call a reality distortion field,
1676
01:24:18,402 --> 01:24:20,704
and I'm pretty sure you're
the one who coined the phrase,
1677
01:24:20,705 --> 01:24:22,740
- is the reason we're here.
- I know that.
1678
01:24:22,741 --> 01:24:25,042
If I traded in my bank account for a dollar
1679
01:24:25,043 --> 01:24:27,878
every time somebody told me something
was impossible, I'd come out ahead.
1680
01:24:27,879 --> 01:24:29,913
- I know that too.
- What's the problem?
1681
01:24:29,914 --> 01:24:32,915
- My problem? It sure isn't the house.
- Jo, I...
1682
01:24:32,916 --> 01:24:37,387
It's that you told her you
weren't going to pay for Harvard.
1683
01:24:37,388 --> 01:24:39,423
That child.
1684
01:24:39,424 --> 01:24:41,825
That earnest, unironic kid.
1685
01:24:41,826 --> 01:24:43,826
She told you I wasn't paying her tuition?
1686
01:24:43,827 --> 01:24:46,496
I should have hit you with
something heavy a long time ago.
1687
01:24:46,497 --> 01:24:49,033
Lisa told you I wasn't paying her tuition?
1688
01:24:49,034 --> 01:24:53,303
- Andy told me that.
- Which one?
1689
01:24:53,304 --> 01:24:55,371
Hertzfeld.
1690
01:24:55,372 --> 01:24:56,874
How would Hertzfeld know?
1691
01:24:56,875 --> 01:25:00,910
He wrote Harvard a check for
25,000 to cover the semester.
1692
01:25:00,911 --> 01:25:03,847
Are you fucking... He paid her tuition?
1693
01:25:03,848 --> 01:25:06,717
Isn't that why you just asked to see him?
1694
01:25:06,718 --> 01:25:08,319
No, I asked to see him about something...
1695
01:25:08,320 --> 01:25:11,722
Did you tell her you weren't
going to pay for college?
1696
01:25:11,723 --> 01:25:13,723
- Yes, because...
- How could you do that?
1697
01:25:13,724 --> 01:25:16,959
Because her mother, who
is also her landlord...
1698
01:25:16,960 --> 01:25:18,928
Hertzfeld? I was ranting.
1699
01:25:18,929 --> 01:25:21,498
I was just, you know... I was
talking. You think I would...
1700
01:25:21,499 --> 01:25:25,602
I was pissed off because Lisa
was trying to piss me off, Joanna.
1701
01:25:25,603 --> 01:25:27,003
That was her intent. I don't know...
1702
01:25:27,004 --> 01:25:29,572
You obviously scared the hell out of her.
1703
01:25:29,573 --> 01:25:33,144
Hertzfeld wrote a check
to Harvard, pay for...
1704
01:25:34,345 --> 01:25:35,978
- Is she here yet?
- I'm sure she is.
1705
01:25:35,979 --> 01:25:38,348
Can you have someone bring her back?
1706
01:25:38,349 --> 01:25:40,084
Yes.
1707
01:25:40,085 --> 01:25:41,485
(EXHALES)
1708
01:25:41,486 --> 01:25:43,421
Thank you.
1709
01:25:46,825 --> 01:25:48,559
You know,
1710
01:25:49,994 --> 01:25:51,695
my grandmother always used to say to me...
1711
01:25:51,696 --> 01:25:54,131
I don't give a shit, Yentl.
1712
01:25:55,733 --> 01:25:57,767
- I'll have someone get Lisa.
- Thank you.
1713
01:25:57,768 --> 01:26:00,036
- And if you see Hertzfeld...
- (KNOCKING)
1714
01:26:00,037 --> 01:26:01,972
HERTZFELD: It's Andy.
1715
01:26:01,973 --> 01:26:05,109
Speak of the devil's chief engineer.
1716
01:26:05,110 --> 01:26:06,377
Go.
1717
01:26:06,378 --> 01:26:08,412
Come on in.
1718
01:26:10,415 --> 01:26:12,383
You look great today.
1719
01:26:12,384 --> 01:26:13,851
- Thank you.
- Doesn't she?
1720
01:26:13,852 --> 01:26:17,488
She looks fantastic. Always does. Get out.
1721
01:26:19,390 --> 01:26:21,991
- Well, I think I know why I'm here.
- Do you?
1722
01:26:21,992 --> 01:26:22,726
Steve...
1723
01:26:22,727 --> 01:26:25,596
- Did you send the check yet?
- Yes.
1724
01:26:25,597 --> 01:26:28,831
So Harvard got a tuition check
from Andy Hertzfeld to pay for Lisa?
1725
01:26:28,832 --> 01:26:30,868
I don't think they look that carefully.
1726
01:26:30,869 --> 01:26:33,771
I don't think they'd notice
the check didn't come from you.
1727
01:26:33,772 --> 01:26:36,673
Close one. This was
almost embarrassing for me.
1728
01:26:36,674 --> 01:26:38,609
(SIGHS) I understand how...
1729
01:26:38,610 --> 01:26:40,177
I'll wire you the money today.
1730
01:26:40,178 --> 01:26:43,746
I-I understand how you feel.
And I do apologize. I do.
1731
01:26:43,747 --> 01:26:46,016
But let me tell you my thinking.
1732
01:26:46,017 --> 01:26:48,685
I can't even think of an appropriate
analogy to describe what you did.
1733
01:26:48,686 --> 01:26:51,187
I knew you guys would
fix things. You always do.
1734
01:26:51,188 --> 01:26:54,991
But in the meantime, if the money wasn't
there, she'd miss a semester of school.
1735
01:26:54,992 --> 01:26:58,728
- Yeah.
- And she'd have to tell her friends why.
1736
01:26:58,729 --> 01:27:01,197
And she needed things. She needed socks.
1737
01:27:01,198 --> 01:27:05,436
- What?
- It's cold in Cambridge. She needed warm socks.
1738
01:27:05,437 --> 01:27:10,206
- You gave her socks?
- Well, I gave her money for socks.
1739
01:27:10,207 --> 01:27:13,509
You don't get to deputize
yourself as her interim.
1740
01:27:13,510 --> 01:27:15,945
You don't get to override my
decisions. Do you understand?
1741
01:27:15,946 --> 01:27:18,115
You don't get to act
like you're her father.
1742
01:27:18,116 --> 01:27:20,683
Somebody had to.
1743
01:27:20,684 --> 01:27:22,785
What the fuck did you just say to me?
1744
01:27:22,786 --> 01:27:26,656
I've known her since she was six.
1745
01:27:26,657 --> 01:27:28,859
I also consider...
1746
01:27:28,860 --> 01:27:34,130
Chrisann's my friend, outside of what
you and I... outside of our relationship.
1747
01:27:34,131 --> 01:27:36,900
- So you're like a family adviser.
- I'm a family friend.
1748
01:27:36,901 --> 01:27:39,602
Then you probably know that
Lisa's been seeing a therapist.
1749
01:27:39,603 --> 01:27:41,170
- Yeah.
- For many years.
1750
01:27:41,171 --> 01:27:43,474
- Yeah.
- Without my knowledge.
1751
01:27:44,909 --> 01:27:46,776
That really wasn't my business.
1752
01:27:46,777 --> 01:27:50,079
(CHUCKLES) I'm fascinated by what
you think is and isn't your business.
1753
01:27:50,080 --> 01:27:54,218
Lisa's been going to a
therapist and she likes it
1754
01:27:54,219 --> 01:27:57,855
and would love for you and
Chrisann to go with her.
1755
01:27:57,856 --> 01:28:02,493
And the reason you know that is because
you're the one that recommended the therapist.
1756
01:28:02,494 --> 01:28:04,561
Well, I know a guy.
1757
01:28:04,562 --> 01:28:08,466
No, I mean you're the one who
recommended that she see a therapist.
1758
01:28:09,634 --> 01:28:14,036
You know what? It was a while ago,
and I don't remember how the whole...
1759
01:28:14,037 --> 01:28:17,106
You told Chrisann that
Lisa should see a therapist.
1760
01:28:17,107 --> 01:28:20,244
Steve, you're stigmatizing.
It's a perfectly norm...
1761
01:28:20,245 --> 01:28:22,612
(SIGHS) It's not...
1762
01:28:22,613 --> 01:28:24,681
My thing was, how can it hurt?
1763
01:28:24,682 --> 01:28:26,651
Let's find out.
1764
01:28:27,719 --> 01:28:29,151
Chrisann is my friend.
1765
01:28:29,152 --> 01:28:32,522
- What was the reason you gave?
- You mean...
1766
01:28:32,523 --> 01:28:36,660
What was the reason you gave Chrisann
why Lisa should see a therapist?
1767
01:28:36,661 --> 01:28:38,794
I don't remember. We
were talking and I said...
1768
01:28:38,795 --> 01:28:42,166
It's pretty much what I just said,
that it certainly couldn't hurt.
1769
01:28:43,634 --> 01:28:47,171
You didn't say that Lisa
needed a strong male role model?
1770
01:28:54,112 --> 01:28:55,680
I did.
1771
01:29:02,253 --> 01:29:07,659
I think it's a miracle she's not robbing
banks with the Symbionese Liberation Army.
1772
01:29:10,295 --> 01:29:15,331
There's no reason in the
world why she should be nice.
1773
01:29:15,332 --> 01:29:17,535
But she is.
1774
01:29:19,937 --> 01:29:24,641
So I helped, because somebody had to.
1775
01:29:30,281 --> 01:29:33,218
I'll wire the money to you this afternoon.
1776
01:29:44,963 --> 01:29:48,130
You threatened me a long time ago.
1777
01:29:48,131 --> 01:29:49,800
Sorry?
1778
01:29:51,835 --> 01:29:54,937
A long time ago... You threatened me once.
1779
01:29:54,938 --> 01:29:57,007
People are attracted to people with talent.
1780
01:29:57,008 --> 01:29:59,209
People without it find that threatening.
1781
01:29:59,210 --> 01:30:01,277
- (SNAPS FINGERS)
- Maybe you should see a therapist.
1782
01:30:01,278 --> 01:30:03,879
Certainly couldn't hurt.
1783
01:30:03,880 --> 01:30:06,216
I meant you literally threatened me.
1784
01:30:06,217 --> 01:30:08,752
At Flint, right before the Mac launch.
1785
01:30:08,753 --> 01:30:11,053
I was recompiling. I was
trying to debug the voice demo.
1786
01:30:11,054 --> 01:30:15,392
You said if I couldn't find a solution,
you'd call me out in front of the audience.
1787
01:30:15,393 --> 01:30:17,861
- Did it say "hello"?
- It did.
1788
01:30:17,862 --> 01:30:21,263
No need to thank me.
1789
01:30:21,264 --> 01:30:25,067
Why do you want people to dislike you?
1790
01:30:25,068 --> 01:30:28,237
I don't want people to dislike me.
1791
01:30:28,238 --> 01:30:31,342
I'm indifferent to whether they dislike me.
1792
01:30:32,910 --> 01:30:35,847
Since it doesn't matter, I always have.
1793
01:30:37,180 --> 01:30:39,084
Really?
1794
01:30:40,351 --> 01:30:44,656
I've always liked you
a lot. That's too bad.
1795
01:30:46,823 --> 01:30:49,693
- Knock 'em dead.
- Thank you.
1796
01:31:11,381 --> 01:31:16,152
What is remarkable, what's
hard to fathom but true,
1797
01:31:16,153 --> 01:31:22,494
is that for a given clock rate, a PowerPC
chip is twice as fast as a Pentium II chip.
1798
01:31:31,268 --> 01:31:33,504
(GLASSES CLATTER)
1799
01:31:35,372 --> 01:31:37,541
In other words,
1800
01:31:38,742 --> 01:31:41,277
a 266 megahertz G3 chip
1801
01:31:41,278 --> 01:31:46,817
is twice as fast as a
266 megahertz Pentium II.
1802
01:31:49,853 --> 01:31:54,124
Or... a 266 G3
1803
01:31:54,125 --> 01:31:58,227
is equal to about 500 megahertz.
1804
01:31:58,228 --> 01:32:01,330
STEVE'S VOICE: Do you know
what a coincidence is, Lisa?
1805
01:32:01,331 --> 01:32:03,999
Take a look at Byte
magazine's Byte Marks,
1806
01:32:04,000 --> 01:32:06,670
- the gold standard for any...
- (KNOCKING)
1807
01:32:11,209 --> 01:32:14,646
- Come in.
- (DOOR OPENS)
1808
01:32:17,482 --> 01:32:20,182
I sent someone into the lobby.
1809
01:32:20,183 --> 01:32:22,017
- They found her, and she...
- Where is she?
1810
01:32:22,018 --> 01:32:24,887
She said she'd rather not come back.
1811
01:32:24,888 --> 01:32:27,257
- Why?
- That was it.
1812
01:32:27,258 --> 01:32:30,259
- I'm going out there myself.
- You can't. You can't.
1813
01:32:30,260 --> 01:32:32,027
It'll be a scene out of
Hard Day's Night.
1814
01:32:32,028 --> 01:32:34,897
- (KNOCKING)
- (DOOR OPENS)
1815
01:32:34,898 --> 01:32:37,267
- Excuse me.
- Hey, Joel.
1816
01:32:37,268 --> 01:32:39,102
Andy said it was okay to come back.
1817
01:32:39,103 --> 01:32:41,739
- Which one?
- Andy Cunningham.
1818
01:32:42,839 --> 01:32:45,808
I can't do this forever. I need
one of them to change their name.
1819
01:32:45,809 --> 01:32:47,910
You call Andy Cunningham "Andrea."
1820
01:32:47,911 --> 01:32:49,311
It doesn't matter what I call them.
1821
01:32:49,312 --> 01:32:51,047
I know who I'm talking
about when I'm talking.
1822
01:32:51,048 --> 01:32:52,915
I need everyone else to
call them different names.
1823
01:32:52,916 --> 01:32:54,952
Give me one second.
1824
01:32:59,223 --> 01:33:01,792
Can you go get her for me, please?
1825
01:33:01,793 --> 01:33:03,459
I just talked to Andy.
1826
01:33:03,460 --> 01:33:05,227
Hertzfeld.
1827
01:33:05,228 --> 01:33:08,464
I'm just trying to scrub this
out of my brain with Drano.
1828
01:33:08,465 --> 01:33:10,866
But I do want to talk to Lisa.
1829
01:33:10,867 --> 01:33:13,402
Okay. Just...
1830
01:33:13,403 --> 01:33:15,706
- Stay cool.
- Okay.
1831
01:33:18,009 --> 01:33:19,744
Thank you.
1832
01:33:27,285 --> 01:33:29,019
Hey, Steve.
1833
01:33:41,464 --> 01:33:44,834
- How are you feeling?
- I'm feeling good, Joel. How about you?
1834
01:33:44,835 --> 01:33:47,503
I don't think I could be in your
business. It changes too quickly.
1835
01:33:47,504 --> 01:33:50,841
Well, I'd hang on, 'cause yours is about
to start changing pretty quickly too.
1836
01:33:50,842 --> 01:33:54,009
This is the third time in 14
years I'm writing about you.
1837
01:33:54,010 --> 01:33:57,414
- What do you think so far?
- (KNOCKING)
1838
01:33:57,415 --> 01:34:01,183
Excuse me. Avie's looking
for you. He has a new shark.
1839
01:34:01,184 --> 01:34:03,655
- You wanna come backstage for a second?
- JOEL: Sure.
1840
01:34:06,957 --> 01:34:10,160
- Who's this one?
- Alan Turing.
1841
01:34:10,161 --> 01:34:13,896
Single-handedly won World War II and,
for an encore, invented the computer.
1842
01:34:13,897 --> 01:34:16,098
- He won't be part of the campaign though.
- Why not?
1843
01:34:16,099 --> 01:34:18,535
'Cause you just had to ask me who he was.
1844
01:34:19,870 --> 01:34:21,838
Can I see new shark?
1845
01:34:24,375 --> 01:34:26,543
I like it better than the old shark.
1846
01:34:26,544 --> 01:34:28,178
- Sharks.
- Sharks.
1847
01:34:28,179 --> 01:34:30,079
- How many sharks did you go through?
- A couple.
1848
01:34:30,080 --> 01:34:33,883
- This is the 39th.
- We're on the record.
1849
01:34:33,884 --> 01:34:36,553
- Thirty-nine sharks.
- Okay.
1850
01:34:36,554 --> 01:34:38,621
- You know what's special about this shark?
- What?
1851
01:34:38,622 --> 01:34:43,293
No, I'm really asking, because it looks
exactly like the other 38 sharks to me.
1852
01:34:43,294 --> 01:34:45,294
STEVE: Let me see it with
the cue, from the profile.
1853
01:34:45,295 --> 01:34:47,163
WOMAN: This is cue 92-B.
1854
01:34:47,164 --> 01:34:51,368
This is a profile here, and this
is what it looks like from the back.
1855
01:34:51,369 --> 01:34:56,172
And one more thing. It eats
Pentium notebooks as a light snack.
1856
01:34:56,173 --> 01:34:59,241
This is the shark.
1857
01:34:59,242 --> 01:35:01,511
I really like it.
1858
01:35:01,512 --> 01:35:03,312
Nobody gets it right the first time,
1859
01:35:03,313 --> 01:35:05,915
but I should have been shown
this shark 15, 20 fish ago.
1860
01:35:05,916 --> 01:35:07,616
- You probably were.
- Lock it in.
1861
01:35:07,617 --> 01:35:09,451
Ten minutes.
1862
01:35:09,452 --> 01:35:13,956
He killed himself by taking a bite
of a poison apple... Alan Turing.
1863
01:35:13,957 --> 01:35:15,091
Yeah.
1864
01:35:15,092 --> 01:35:17,694
There should be statues of that man.
1865
01:35:17,695 --> 01:35:20,062
His name should be on the
lips of schoolchildren.
1866
01:35:20,063 --> 01:35:23,633
The rainbow flag apple with a bite
taken out... That's where it came from?
1867
01:35:23,634 --> 01:35:26,503
No, we picked it off a list
of friendly-sounding words.
1868
01:35:26,504 --> 01:35:29,472
But wouldn't it be great if that
had been the story behind it?
1869
01:35:29,473 --> 01:35:33,075
Steve. Kinda liked the last shark.
1870
01:35:33,076 --> 01:35:35,011
- AVIE: Fuck you.
- (CHUCKLES)
1871
01:35:35,012 --> 01:35:36,612
I wanted to ask you a favor.
1872
01:35:36,613 --> 01:35:37,813
My friend, a long time ago,
1873
01:35:37,814 --> 01:35:40,583
you asked me a favor before a
product launch, and I said no.
1874
01:35:40,584 --> 01:35:43,018
- You wanted me to acknowledge...
- Hang on.
1875
01:35:43,019 --> 01:35:47,289
If you're about to say you were wrong,
I want to prepare this journalist.
1876
01:35:47,290 --> 01:35:51,628
I was 100% right, and you
were spectacularly wrong.
1877
01:35:51,629 --> 01:35:54,129
But I still owe you a favor, so name it.
1878
01:35:54,130 --> 01:35:55,697
(SIGHS) Steve...
1879
01:35:55,698 --> 01:36:00,369
- It can't be acknowledging the Apple II team.
- Acknowledge the Apple II team.
1880
01:36:00,370 --> 01:36:02,172
- How about in private?
- No.
1881
01:36:02,173 --> 01:36:03,606
- Is this a prank?
- No.
1882
01:36:03,607 --> 01:36:05,741
I'm trying to remember that
a 300 megahertz G3 chip...
1883
01:36:05,742 --> 01:36:08,012
Just the top guys.
1884
01:36:10,380 --> 01:36:12,082
Steve.
1885
01:36:15,119 --> 01:36:16,686
- Excuse me, okay?
- Yep.
1886
01:36:16,687 --> 01:36:19,188
One second.
1887
01:36:19,189 --> 01:36:21,691
(CLEARS THROAT)
1888
01:36:21,692 --> 01:36:26,096
- She said she'd rather not.
- What do you mean?
1889
01:36:26,097 --> 01:36:29,432
She's sitting with her friends, and
she said she'd rather not come back.
1890
01:36:29,433 --> 01:36:31,433
Okay. Tell her... Take her aside.
1891
01:36:31,434 --> 01:36:33,436
I don't want to embarrass
her in front of her friends.
1892
01:36:33,437 --> 01:36:35,672
But tell her I just scared
the shit out of Andy,
1893
01:36:35,673 --> 01:36:38,209
and this time, nobody's
paying her fucking...
1894
01:36:39,477 --> 01:36:41,544
All right. Don't say that.
1895
01:36:41,545 --> 01:36:44,146
But do your thing where
you sound old and wise
1896
01:36:44,147 --> 01:36:47,417
because of the broad, tragic
European canvas of your life.
1897
01:36:47,418 --> 01:36:50,285
You know I wasn't born in a
19th-century shtetl, right?
1898
01:36:50,286 --> 01:36:52,454
Please tell her it's important.
1899
01:36:52,455 --> 01:36:55,025
- Everything all right?
- Yeah.
1900
01:36:55,026 --> 01:36:56,625
- There are people around here, man...
- I know.
1901
01:36:56,626 --> 01:37:00,562
- Including a member of the press.
- I see him.
1902
01:37:00,563 --> 01:37:01,664
Woz.
1903
01:37:01,665 --> 01:37:04,936
Just the top guys, the ones
who are getting laid off.
1904
01:37:06,137 --> 01:37:08,405
(CLEARS THROAT) Listen, okay?
1905
01:37:08,406 --> 01:37:13,343
Last year, Apple lost one billion dollars.
1906
01:37:13,344 --> 01:37:15,311
I don't even know how that's possible.
1907
01:37:15,312 --> 01:37:17,780
You were less than 90
days from being insolvent.
1908
01:37:17,781 --> 01:37:20,583
I had three different accountants
try to explain it to me.
1909
01:37:20,584 --> 01:37:23,585
The whole place has to be streamlined.
1910
01:37:23,586 --> 01:37:26,188
- Start with two of the accountants.
- I started with the...
1911
01:37:26,189 --> 01:37:29,225
- Joel, could you come offstage? We're gonna go backstage.
- Leave him right there.
1912
01:37:29,226 --> 01:37:33,596
I started with the Apple II team
because we don't make that anymore.
1913
01:37:33,597 --> 01:37:37,333
- Just acknowledge the top guys.
- Have a mimosa and relax.
1914
01:37:37,334 --> 01:37:39,835
You will not blow me off right now, Steve.
1915
01:37:39,836 --> 01:37:42,605
- The top guys deserve...
- There are no top guys.
1916
01:37:42,606 --> 01:37:45,208
All right? On the Apple II
team, there are no top guys.
1917
01:37:45,209 --> 01:37:48,645
They're "B" players, and "B"
players discourage the "A" players.
1918
01:37:48,646 --> 01:37:50,612
I want "A" players at Apple and not Dell.
1919
01:37:50,613 --> 01:37:53,348
They're not "B" players, and
I'm a better judge of that.
1920
01:37:53,349 --> 01:37:55,819
Less than 90 days from insolvency,
1921
01:37:55,820 --> 01:37:59,588
in part because somebody thought
the Newton wasn't a box of garbage.
1922
01:37:59,589 --> 01:38:01,223
- Joel, could you come offstage, please?
- Leave him.
1923
01:38:01,224 --> 01:38:02,659
I'm talking about...
1924
01:38:02,660 --> 01:38:05,261
You guys designed and shipped a
little box of garbage while I was gone.
1925
01:38:05,262 --> 01:38:06,728
I'm talking about the Apple II,
1926
01:38:06,729 --> 01:38:09,531
which is not just a crucial
part of this company's history,
1927
01:38:09,532 --> 01:38:12,102
it is a crucial part of the
history of personal computing.
1928
01:38:12,103 --> 01:38:13,770
For a time.
1929
01:38:13,771 --> 01:38:16,371
The least you can do, if you're
going to downsize these people...
1930
01:38:16,372 --> 01:38:19,174
They're gonna live in the biggest houses
of anyone on the unemployment line.
1931
01:38:19,175 --> 01:38:23,480
Is to acknowledge them. Acknowledge
them and the Apple II during this launch.
1932
01:38:23,481 --> 01:38:25,048
This is a new animal.
1933
01:38:25,049 --> 01:38:29,185
This whole place was built by the Apple
II. You were built by the Apple II.
1934
01:38:29,186 --> 01:38:32,254
As a matter of fact, I was destroyed
by the Apple II and its open system
1935
01:38:32,255 --> 01:38:34,124
so that hackers and hobbyists
1936
01:38:34,125 --> 01:38:37,593
could build ham radios or something.
1937
01:38:37,594 --> 01:38:39,395
And then it nearly destroyed Apple
1938
01:38:39,396 --> 01:38:41,431
when you spent all your money on it
1939
01:38:41,432 --> 01:38:44,700
and developed a grand
total of no new products.
1940
01:38:44,701 --> 01:38:46,669
- The Newton.
- The little box of garbage.
1941
01:38:46,670 --> 01:38:50,775
You guys came up with the Newton.
You want people to know that?
1942
01:38:52,675 --> 01:38:56,146
This is a product launch, not a luncheon.
1943
01:38:56,147 --> 01:38:58,248
The last thing I want to
do is connect the iMac to...
1944
01:38:58,249 --> 01:39:01,217
WOZNIAK: To the only successful
product that this company has ever made.
1945
01:39:01,218 --> 01:39:04,654
I'm sorry to be blunt, but
that happens to be the truth.
1946
01:39:04,655 --> 01:39:08,624
The Lisa was a failure.
The Macintosh was a failure.
1947
01:39:08,625 --> 01:39:10,692
I don't like talking like this,
1948
01:39:10,693 --> 01:39:15,431
but I am tired of being
Ringo when I know I was John.
1949
01:39:15,432 --> 01:39:16,833
Everybody loves Ringo.
1950
01:39:16,834 --> 01:39:19,903
And I'm tired of being patronized by you.
1951
01:39:21,705 --> 01:39:24,339
You think John became John
by winning a raffle, Woz?
1952
01:39:24,340 --> 01:39:25,708
You think he tricked somebody
1953
01:39:25,709 --> 01:39:28,311
or hit George Harrison over the head?
1954
01:39:28,312 --> 01:39:30,245
He was John because he was John.
1955
01:39:30,246 --> 01:39:34,584
He was John 'cause he wrote "Ticket
to Ride." And I wrote the Apple II.
1956
01:39:34,585 --> 01:39:38,122
- Everybody? I want to clear the auditorium.
- Nobody moves.
1957
01:39:40,456 --> 01:39:42,292
You made a beautiful board,
1958
01:39:42,293 --> 01:39:44,427
which, by the way, you were
willing to give out for free,
1959
01:39:44,428 --> 01:39:46,495
so don't tell me how you built Apple.
1960
01:39:46,496 --> 01:39:48,897
If it weren't for me, you'd be the
easiest "A" at Homestead High School.
1961
01:39:48,898 --> 01:39:53,203
These people live and die by your
praise, so here's your chance.
1962
01:39:53,204 --> 01:39:58,241
Acknowledge that something good happened
that you weren't in the room for.
1963
01:40:01,378 --> 01:40:03,612
- No.
- Steve.
1964
01:40:03,613 --> 01:40:08,184
Do it. It's right. It's...
1965
01:40:09,820 --> 01:40:11,353
It's right.
1966
01:40:11,354 --> 01:40:13,489
Sorry, but no.
1967
01:40:13,490 --> 01:40:16,892
Then let me put it another way.
1968
01:40:16,893 --> 01:40:19,795
I don't think there's a man
who's done more to advance
1969
01:40:19,796 --> 01:40:23,333
the democratization that comes
with personal computing than I have,
1970
01:40:23,334 --> 01:40:24,901
but you've never had any respect for me.
1971
01:40:24,902 --> 01:40:27,004
Now why is that?
1972
01:40:28,272 --> 01:40:29,638
I'd at least consider the possibility
1973
01:40:29,639 --> 01:40:31,673
that it's because you've
never had any for me.
1974
01:40:31,674 --> 01:40:33,977
(DOOR OPENS)
1975
01:40:33,978 --> 01:40:35,712
What the hell is going on here?
1976
01:40:35,713 --> 01:40:39,183
Nothing. Thank you for your time.
1977
01:40:42,686 --> 01:40:45,788
It's done. She's coming back.
1978
01:40:45,789 --> 01:40:48,358
You came a half-inch from putting
this company out of business.
1979
01:40:49,927 --> 01:40:52,162
Now who do I see about that?
1980
01:40:53,296 --> 01:40:55,498
I'm letting you keep your job.
1981
01:40:55,499 --> 01:40:57,902
You get a pass.
1982
01:41:00,403 --> 01:41:01,803
You know, when people used to ask me
1983
01:41:01,804 --> 01:41:04,374
what the difference was
between me and Steve Jobs,
1984
01:41:04,375 --> 01:41:07,477
I would say Steve was the big-picture guy
1985
01:41:07,478 --> 01:41:09,411
and I liked a solid workbench.
1986
01:41:09,412 --> 01:41:11,414
When people ask me what
the difference is now,
1987
01:41:11,415 --> 01:41:13,850
I say "Steve's an asshole."
1988
01:41:13,851 --> 01:41:16,652
Your products are better
than you are, brother.
1989
01:41:16,653 --> 01:41:19,621
That's the idea, brother.
1990
01:41:19,622 --> 01:41:23,459
And knowing that, that's the difference.
1991
01:41:23,460 --> 01:41:26,462
It's not binary.
1992
01:41:26,463 --> 01:41:30,034
You can be decent and
gifted at the same time.
1993
01:41:51,722 --> 01:41:53,856
JOANNA: He didn't mean it.
1994
01:41:53,857 --> 01:41:55,960
Yeah, he did.
1995
01:41:58,429 --> 01:42:00,397
He's a temperamental guy.
1996
01:42:01,598 --> 01:42:03,300
No, he's not.
1997
01:42:06,870 --> 01:42:10,505
(SCOFFS) It's like five
minutes before every launch,
1998
01:42:10,506 --> 01:42:14,677
everyone goes to a bar, gets drunk
and tells me what they really think.
1999
01:42:14,678 --> 01:42:17,414
- (SIGHS)
- She's coming to your dressing room.
2000
01:42:28,025 --> 01:42:30,426
JOANNA: I told you to make
things all right with Lisa.
2001
01:42:30,427 --> 01:42:33,730
I didn't say you had to settle
every blood feud you have.
2002
01:42:33,731 --> 01:42:37,767
STEVE: Last time blood feuds weren't
settled, I lost the cover of Time.
2003
01:42:37,768 --> 01:42:41,471
Though for the life of me, I still don't know
what the hell Dan Kottke was mad at me about.
2004
01:42:41,472 --> 01:42:44,139
- Kottke didn't lose you the cover of Time.
- Of course he did.
2005
01:42:44,140 --> 01:42:46,776
Would you like me to demonstrate
your capacity to be wrong
2006
01:42:46,777 --> 01:42:48,378
when you're certain you're right?
2007
01:42:48,379 --> 01:42:50,847
Dan Kottke told Time
magazine that I was denying...
2008
01:42:50,848 --> 01:42:52,615
Do you remember the cover?
2009
01:42:52,616 --> 01:42:54,150
- Of Time?
- Yes.
2010
01:42:54,151 --> 01:42:55,918
- Yes.
- What was it?
2011
01:42:55,919 --> 01:42:57,986
- What are you talking about?
- What was on the cover?
2012
01:42:57,987 --> 01:42:59,588
- A computer.
- No.
2013
01:42:59,589 --> 01:43:01,990
It was a sculpture of a computer.
2014
01:43:01,991 --> 01:43:04,561
It was a sculpture.
2015
01:43:05,696 --> 01:43:08,865
Time would have had to have
commissioned it months in advance.
2016
01:43:08,866 --> 01:43:11,066
You were never in the
conversation for Man of the Year.
2017
01:43:11,067 --> 01:43:12,768
Nobody lost you anything.
2018
01:43:12,769 --> 01:43:14,637
STEVE'S VOICE: Picture
of me and the Mac.
2019
01:43:14,638 --> 01:43:17,673
So what else are you sure about?
2020
01:43:17,674 --> 01:43:20,575
I don't know how I could've missed that.
2021
01:43:20,576 --> 01:43:22,611
- Reality distortion.
- No, seriously.
2022
01:43:22,612 --> 01:43:23,812
Seriously.
2023
01:43:23,813 --> 01:43:26,615
Don't try to win an argument with Lisa.
2024
01:43:26,616 --> 01:43:29,752
- Just say you were wrong.
- (KNOCKING)
2025
01:43:29,753 --> 01:43:31,856
Come on in, honey.
2026
01:43:32,889 --> 01:43:35,424
- It's not "honey."
- John.
2027
01:43:35,425 --> 01:43:37,627
Get in. Get in. Get out of the hall.
2028
01:43:37,628 --> 01:43:39,061
I was taken in a side entrance.
2029
01:43:39,062 --> 01:43:40,963
I'll go out the same
way. No one will see me.
2030
01:43:40,964 --> 01:43:43,566
- How are you, Joanna?
- I'm good, John.
2031
01:43:43,567 --> 01:43:46,102
I'm just surprised to see you.
2032
01:43:46,103 --> 01:43:48,704
Everyone here really appreciates
the quote you gave to Forbes.
2033
01:43:48,705 --> 01:43:51,507
- You didn't have to do that.
- My pleasure.
2034
01:43:51,508 --> 01:43:54,544
JOANNA: If you want, I can slip you in
the back once the house lights go out.
2035
01:43:54,545 --> 01:43:57,548
- JOHN: I'm just here to say "good luck."
- Okay.
2036
01:43:58,915 --> 01:44:00,917
You just have a couple of minutes.
2037
01:44:00,918 --> 01:44:03,254
- Would you try to find...
- Yeah.
2038
01:44:07,457 --> 01:44:09,559
You're a good man, John.
2039
01:44:11,128 --> 01:44:13,530
(DOOR OPENS)
2040
01:44:15,566 --> 01:44:17,501
(DOOR CLOSES)
2041
01:44:21,905 --> 01:44:25,040
So I brought you a present.
2042
01:44:25,041 --> 01:44:26,709
STEVE: A Newton.
2043
01:44:26,710 --> 01:44:32,514
Don't take it out of the box, you'll be able
to sell it, which is more than I can say.
2044
01:44:32,515 --> 01:44:34,484
Everything all right there?
2045
01:44:34,485 --> 01:44:36,752
Uh, no... (CLEARS THROAT)
2046
01:44:36,753 --> 01:44:39,754
Just something Joanna pointed out to me.
2047
01:44:39,755 --> 01:44:43,025
I missed something so obvious about...
2048
01:44:43,026 --> 01:44:44,628
Doesn't matter.
2049
01:44:46,629 --> 01:44:50,098
Look, Wall Street's gonna sit back
and wait to see how you do as CEO,
2050
01:44:50,099 --> 01:44:52,968
so don't let any fluctuation
bother you for the first 12 months.
2051
01:44:52,969 --> 01:44:55,472
Day traders are gonna respond.
2052
01:44:56,506 --> 01:44:58,409
I don't need to school you.
2053
01:44:59,643 --> 01:45:01,843
This your way of telling me I
shouldn't have killed the Newton?
2054
01:45:01,844 --> 01:45:06,281
The most efficient animal
on the planet is the condor.
2055
01:45:06,282 --> 01:45:09,084
The most inefficient animals
on the planet are humans.
2056
01:45:09,085 --> 01:45:11,853
(CHUCKLES) Well, you shouldn't
have killed it for spite.
2057
01:45:11,854 --> 01:45:15,290
That's bad business. Don't do that.
2058
01:45:15,291 --> 01:45:20,663
But a human with a bicycle
becomes the most efficient animal.
2059
01:45:20,664 --> 01:45:22,798
And the right computer...
2060
01:45:22,799 --> 01:45:25,601
a friendly, easy computer
that isn't an eyesore
2061
01:45:25,602 --> 01:45:30,071
but rather sits on your desk with
the beauty of a Tensor lamp...
2062
01:45:30,072 --> 01:45:35,076
The right computer will
be a bicycle for the mind.
2063
01:45:35,077 --> 01:45:37,679
Do you like it?
2064
01:45:37,680 --> 01:45:40,081
I was giving back.
2065
01:45:40,082 --> 01:45:44,219
And what if instead of it
being in the right hands,
2066
01:45:44,220 --> 01:45:46,289
it was in everyone's hands?
2067
01:45:46,290 --> 01:45:48,392
Everyone in the world.
2068
01:45:49,893 --> 01:45:52,962
JOHN: We'd be talking about the most
tectonic shift in the status quo since...
2069
01:45:52,963 --> 01:45:54,364
Ever.
2070
01:45:54,365 --> 01:45:57,566
I don't know why you've always been
interested in my adoption history,
2071
01:45:57,567 --> 01:46:01,603
but you said it's not like someone
looked at me and gave me back.
2072
01:46:01,604 --> 01:46:03,039
But that is what happened.
2073
01:46:03,040 --> 01:46:05,576
And you're telling me you
have the right computer.
2074
01:46:06,677 --> 01:46:08,977
It's called Macintosh.
2075
01:46:08,978 --> 01:46:11,713
A lawyer couple adopted me first,
2076
01:46:11,714 --> 01:46:14,216
then gave me back after a month.
2077
01:46:14,217 --> 01:46:16,387
They changed their mind.
2078
01:46:17,987 --> 01:46:20,690
Then my parents adopted me.
2079
01:46:20,691 --> 01:46:23,258
My biological mother had
stipulated that whoever took me
2080
01:46:23,259 --> 01:46:26,795
had to be college-educated,
wealthy and Catholic.
2081
01:46:26,796 --> 01:46:29,331
Paul and Clara Jobs were
none of those things,
2082
01:46:29,332 --> 01:46:33,768
so my biological mother wouldn't
sign the adoption papers.
2083
01:46:33,769 --> 01:46:35,070
What happened?
2084
01:46:35,071 --> 01:46:38,607
There was a legal battle
that went on for a while.
2085
01:46:38,608 --> 01:46:41,877
My mother said she refused
to love me for the first year.
2086
01:46:41,878 --> 01:46:43,812
You know, in case they had to give me back.
2087
01:46:43,813 --> 01:46:46,816
You can't refuse to love someone, Steve.
2088
01:46:46,817 --> 01:46:49,685
Yeah, it turns out you can.
2089
01:46:49,686 --> 01:46:53,822
What the hell can a one-month-old do
that's so bad his parents give him back?
2090
01:46:53,823 --> 01:46:56,758
Nothing. There's nothing
a one-month-old can do...
2091
01:46:56,759 --> 01:47:00,029
Have you ever thought about trying
to find your biological father?
2092
01:47:00,030 --> 01:47:01,731
I've met my biological father.
2093
01:47:01,732 --> 01:47:03,600
For that matter, so have you.
2094
01:47:06,236 --> 01:47:08,070
It's called Macintosh.
2095
01:47:08,071 --> 01:47:10,740
- Mr. Steve Jobs.
- Jandali.
2096
01:47:10,741 --> 01:47:12,208
Say hello to John Sculley.
2097
01:47:12,209 --> 01:47:15,777
Jandali owns the place,
and John's the CEO of Pepsi,
2098
01:47:15,778 --> 01:47:19,382
but I'm trying to get him to move to
Cupertino, put a dent in the universe.
2099
01:47:19,383 --> 01:47:21,182
You eat vegan as well?
2100
01:47:21,183 --> 01:47:22,785
You're kidding me.
2101
01:47:22,786 --> 01:47:24,387
No, I'll eat anything.
2102
01:47:24,388 --> 01:47:28,356
Why don't you start off with the Mediterranean
lettuce salad with purslane, mint...
2103
01:47:28,357 --> 01:47:32,261
My sister found him.
2104
01:47:32,262 --> 01:47:34,664
- Does he know?
- No. In fact, he bragged to Mona
2105
01:47:34,665 --> 01:47:36,999
that Steve Jobs comes in
the restaurant all the time.
2106
01:47:37,000 --> 01:47:39,935
- You don't want to...
- No.
2107
01:47:39,936 --> 01:47:42,840
JOHN: Don't you think
you should talk to him?
2108
01:47:44,206 --> 01:47:47,209
He'd probably find a reason to sue me.
2109
01:47:47,210 --> 01:47:49,712
Oh, Steve...
2110
01:47:49,713 --> 01:47:52,815
John, if you're here about your legacy,
2111
01:47:52,816 --> 01:47:54,450
you need to form a line behind Wozniak.
2112
01:47:54,451 --> 01:47:56,718
(SIGHS) Wozniak's gonna be fine.
2113
01:47:56,719 --> 01:47:59,922
I'm the guy who fired Steve Jobs.
2114
01:47:59,923 --> 01:48:03,058
Rich, college-educated and Catholic.
2115
01:48:03,059 --> 01:48:07,330
- (KNOCKS)
- Steve? It's time.
2116
01:48:10,200 --> 01:48:13,570
(SMACKS LIPS) I've gotta go.
2117
01:48:15,772 --> 01:48:19,376
Did I do this? Screw it up?
2118
01:48:22,245 --> 01:48:24,381
Let's let it go now.
2119
01:48:25,848 --> 01:48:27,750
Has to be time.
2120
01:48:32,222 --> 01:48:34,758
Come be our CEO.
2121
01:48:35,991 --> 01:48:37,894
Yeah. Okay.
2122
01:48:38,929 --> 01:48:42,366
(BOTH LAUGHING)
2123
01:48:46,335 --> 01:48:49,871
- (SNAPS FINGERS)
- It was the stylus, John.
2124
01:48:49,872 --> 01:48:53,942
- What?
- I killed the Newton because of the stylus.
2125
01:48:53,943 --> 01:48:57,781
If you're holding a stylus, you can't use the
other five that are attached to your wrist.
2126
01:49:01,284 --> 01:49:03,487
Things we could have done together.
2127
01:49:08,825 --> 01:49:11,394
God, the things we could've done.
2128
01:49:27,777 --> 01:49:29,244
I'm paying your tuition.
2129
01:49:29,245 --> 01:49:31,446
Are you crazy? Of course
I'm paying your tuition.
2130
01:49:31,447 --> 01:49:34,984
I must have misunderstood you when
you said you weren't paying my tuition.
2131
01:49:34,985 --> 01:49:37,453
You and your mom selling the
house was a hostile thing to do.
2132
01:49:37,454 --> 01:49:39,254
She needed the money.
2133
01:49:39,255 --> 01:49:41,056
She always needs the money.
2134
01:49:41,057 --> 01:49:45,127
She needs a doctor. She
has a sinus infection.
2135
01:49:45,128 --> 01:49:48,998
She's had the same sinus
infection since 1988.
2136
01:49:48,999 --> 01:49:52,200
I'm gonna take care of my mother.
I'm sorry if that angers you.
2137
01:49:52,201 --> 01:49:54,069
It does anger me, because you're a kid
2138
01:49:54,070 --> 01:49:56,405
and it's not your job to
take care of your mother.
2139
01:49:56,406 --> 01:49:58,440
Is that how yours died?
2140
01:49:58,441 --> 01:50:02,477
Guys, step away, please,
and give them some room.
2141
01:50:02,478 --> 01:50:05,481
When your mom is 90 and can't feed herself,
2142
01:50:05,482 --> 01:50:06,816
you can take care of her.
2143
01:50:06,817 --> 01:50:12,320
But right now, she's 45, perfectly
healthy and can't feed herself.
2144
01:50:12,321 --> 01:50:15,524
You're supposed to work hard at
school and be 19, and that's it.
2145
01:50:15,525 --> 01:50:18,494
- I'll take care of your mother.
- Keep up the good work.
2146
01:50:18,495 --> 01:50:21,096
- What the hell do you want from me?
- I was sent for.
2147
01:50:21,097 --> 01:50:23,833
I bought her a house for $400,000.
2148
01:50:23,834 --> 01:50:25,567
It's worth twice that much today.
2149
01:50:25,568 --> 01:50:28,036
She sold it for two magic
rocks and a bowl of soup.
2150
01:50:28,037 --> 01:50:29,471
It was her house.
2151
01:50:29,472 --> 01:50:31,272
She used that money to
travel through Europe.
2152
01:50:31,273 --> 01:50:33,107
Money which you make her beg for.
2153
01:50:33,108 --> 01:50:35,244
- Steve...
- Don't even start with that.
2154
01:50:35,245 --> 01:50:37,279
Going to Andy and asking for the money?
2155
01:50:37,280 --> 01:50:39,114
That was so off-the-charts
over the line...
2156
01:50:39,115 --> 01:50:42,383
I did not do that. Andy came to me.
2157
01:50:42,384 --> 01:50:45,420
Everybody have an opinion on this?
2158
01:50:45,421 --> 01:50:48,958
I'm sorry, guys. In 30 seconds,
you're going to be late.
2159
01:50:48,959 --> 01:50:52,861
She spends the money on antiques and then
sells them for a fraction of what she paid,
2160
01:50:52,862 --> 01:50:55,063
and she does it with money
I gave to her for you.
2161
01:50:55,064 --> 01:50:56,464
Steve...
2162
01:50:56,465 --> 01:50:58,366
You came to me hysterical when you were 13,
2163
01:50:58,367 --> 01:51:00,268
- asking if you could live with me...
- I was not hysterical.
2164
01:51:00,269 --> 01:51:02,003
Because your mom was
screaming at you every day.
2165
01:51:02,004 --> 01:51:04,138
Thirteen was the second time I asked you.
2166
01:51:04,139 --> 01:51:05,874
The stress of her life
as a spiritual healer.
2167
01:51:05,875 --> 01:51:10,012
I don't believe I said you're a
bad guy. But if I did, I'm sorry.
2168
01:51:13,148 --> 01:51:15,618
Hey. Something happened to you at school,
2169
01:51:15,619 --> 01:51:21,022
some first semester core class that
all freshmen are required to take...
2170
01:51:21,023 --> 01:51:23,892
- I read Time.
- What?
2171
01:51:23,893 --> 01:51:27,495
I have Internet access at school.
I read an old copy of Time,
2172
01:51:27,496 --> 01:51:31,299
and I asked my mom some
questions about my family history.
2173
01:51:31,300 --> 01:51:33,067
That was...
2174
01:51:33,068 --> 01:51:35,169
Time wrote a
mangled piece of journal.
2175
01:51:35,170 --> 01:51:36,571
You were never supposed to read that.
2176
01:51:36,572 --> 01:51:39,074
I had two different Harvard statisticians
2177
01:51:39,075 --> 01:51:41,677
try to reverse-engineer the
equation that you came up with
2178
01:51:41,678 --> 01:51:45,446
to prove that 28% of American
men could be my father.
2179
01:51:45,447 --> 01:51:46,848
Honey, I...
2180
01:51:46,849 --> 01:51:50,652
You know, my mother might be a
troubled woman, but what's your excuse?
2181
01:51:50,653 --> 01:51:54,255
That's why I'm not impressed
with your story, Dad.
2182
01:51:54,256 --> 01:51:56,325
It's that you knew what
I was going through,
2183
01:51:56,326 --> 01:51:58,294
and you didn't do anything about it,
2184
01:51:58,295 --> 01:52:02,032
and that makes you an
unconscionable coward.
2185
01:52:03,599 --> 01:52:05,935
And not for nothing, but
"think" is a verb, all right,
2186
01:52:05,936 --> 01:52:07,335
making "different" an adverb.
2187
01:52:07,336 --> 01:52:09,304
You're asking people to think differently.
2188
01:52:09,305 --> 01:52:11,106
And you can talk about the Bauhaus movement
2189
01:52:11,107 --> 01:52:13,107
and Braun and "Simplicity
is sophistication"
2190
01:52:13,108 --> 01:52:16,445
and Issey Miyake uniforms and
Bob Dylan lyrics all you want,
2191
01:52:16,446 --> 01:52:21,151
but that thing looks like
Judy Jetson's Easy-Bake oven.
2192
01:52:26,055 --> 01:52:28,524
(EXHALES)
2193
01:52:28,525 --> 01:52:31,928
(APPLAUSE)
2194
01:52:40,370 --> 01:52:41,536
Hey.
2195
01:52:41,537 --> 01:52:44,138
(STAMMERS) You're gonna start late.
2196
01:52:44,139 --> 01:52:46,342
- You know what Lisa stood for?
- What?
2197
01:52:46,343 --> 01:52:48,544
The computer. The Lisa.
You know what it stood for?
2198
01:52:48,545 --> 01:52:51,679
I'm sorry I said that about the
iMac. It's not what I really think.
2199
01:52:51,680 --> 01:52:55,683
Behind my back, at the office,
you know what it stood for?
2200
01:52:55,684 --> 01:52:59,253
Local Integrated System
Architecture. I was five.
2201
01:52:59,254 --> 01:53:01,957
- Why couldn't you just lie?
- I did.
2202
01:53:02,992 --> 01:53:05,227
Of course it was named after you.
2203
01:53:05,228 --> 01:53:10,132
Local Integrated System Architecture
doesn't even mean anything.
2204
01:53:10,133 --> 01:53:13,068
Why'd you say it wasn't all those years?
2205
01:53:15,071 --> 01:53:16,973
I honestly don't know.
2206
01:53:19,275 --> 01:53:21,745
Why'd you say you weren't my father?
2207
01:53:25,080 --> 01:53:27,150
I'm poorly made.
2208
01:53:34,656 --> 01:53:38,194
- It's after 9:00. You're gonna be late.
- I don't care.
2209
01:53:43,366 --> 01:53:45,467
- You're writing for the Crimson.
- What?
2210
01:53:45,468 --> 01:53:47,535
The Apple chapter of the
Harvard Alumni Association
2211
01:53:47,536 --> 01:53:49,370
tells me you're writing
for the Crimson.
2212
01:53:49,371 --> 01:53:53,042
Oh. Yeah, a little bit. Essays.
2213
01:53:53,043 --> 01:53:55,811
- I'd like to read one.
- Sure.
2214
01:53:55,812 --> 01:53:58,280
No, I mean now. I'd like to
read one of your essays now.
2215
01:53:58,281 --> 01:54:00,717
Come on. You've got to go on stage.
2216
01:54:02,317 --> 01:54:05,320
The iMac will not be launched until
you give me one of your essays,
2217
01:54:05,321 --> 01:54:08,992
so the world is waiting for you.
2218
01:54:15,598 --> 01:54:18,633
JOANNA: I'm really sorry, guys.
2219
01:54:18,634 --> 01:54:20,202
Good luck.
2220
01:54:33,148 --> 01:54:34,716
I'm gonna put music in your pocket.
2221
01:54:34,717 --> 01:54:36,820
What?
2222
01:54:38,620 --> 01:54:42,790
Hundred songs. A thousand songs. 500 songs.
2223
01:54:42,791 --> 01:54:47,161
Somewhere between 500 and a
thousand songs right in your pocket,
2224
01:54:47,162 --> 01:54:50,499
'cause I can't stand looking at
that inexplicable Walkman anymore.
2225
01:54:50,500 --> 01:54:52,767
You're carrying around a
brick playing cassette tape.
2226
01:54:52,768 --> 01:54:54,636
We're not savages.
2227
01:54:54,637 --> 01:54:57,806
So I'm gonna put a thousand
songs in your pocket.
2228
01:54:57,807 --> 01:55:00,441
- You can do that?
- Mm-hmm.
2229
01:55:00,442 --> 01:55:03,544
(MAN) ♪ We'd get
soaked right through ♪
2230
01:55:03,545 --> 01:55:09,418
♪ We used to tell them
I was staying at yours ♪
2231
01:55:09,419 --> 01:55:11,253
♪ Sheltered in our own world ♪
2232
01:55:11,254 --> 01:55:13,223
You want to watch from backstage?
2233
01:55:14,723 --> 01:55:16,892
Okay.
2234
01:55:16,893 --> 01:55:19,996
♪♪ (VOCALIZING)
2235
01:55:28,271 --> 01:55:32,807
♪ We grew up at midnight ♪
2236
01:55:32,808 --> 01:55:33,808
Go cue one.
2237
01:55:33,809 --> 01:55:37,346
- ♪ We were only kids then ♪
- (CHEERING, APPLAUSE)
2238
01:55:37,347 --> 01:55:39,950
(MAN ON SPEAKERS, INDISTINCT)
2239
01:55:42,152 --> 01:55:44,887
♪ Loving woman, loving man ♪
2240
01:55:44,888 --> 01:55:49,059
♪ Here for you, doing
the best we can ♪
2241
01:55:51,361 --> 01:55:54,530
♪ Hard to figure, hard to bear ♪
2242
01:55:54,531 --> 01:55:58,201
♪ Hard to think knowing
how much you care ♪
2243
01:55:59,302 --> 01:56:03,804
♪ It's the strangest thing
through thick and thin ♪
2244
01:56:03,805 --> 01:56:07,943
♪ All this time kept
the promise you made ♪
2245
01:56:09,679 --> 01:56:12,947
♪ If you're telling,
I'll be told ♪
2246
01:56:12,948 --> 01:56:17,853
♪ I'll come running and be
there as soon as I can ♪
2247
01:56:20,822 --> 01:56:27,596
♪ Outside of the window,
I was stuck on you ♪
2248
01:56:27,597 --> 01:56:30,464
♪ We were only kids then ♪
2249
01:56:30,465 --> 01:56:32,234
♪ I was staying at yours ♪
2250
01:56:32,235 --> 01:56:34,970
You remember that painting
you did on the original Mac?
2251
01:56:37,639 --> 01:56:39,308
I do.
2252
01:56:40,742 --> 01:56:43,245
(MAN ON SPEAKERS)
Ladies and gentlemen,
2253
01:56:44,847 --> 01:56:46,983
Steve Jobs.
2254
01:56:53,990 --> 01:56:57,360
♪♪ (CONTINUES)
2255
01:57:05,500 --> 01:57:10,272
♪ We grew up at midnight ♪
2256
01:57:11,640 --> 01:57:15,277
♪ We were only kids then ♪
2257
01:57:17,780 --> 01:57:24,253
♪ We grew up at midnight ♪
2258
01:57:24,254 --> 01:57:27,255
♪ We were only kids then ♪
2259
01:57:27,256 --> 01:57:28,389
Woz.
2260
01:57:28,390 --> 01:57:31,860
♪ But that night we knew ♪
2261
01:57:31,861 --> 01:57:33,430
Whoo!
2262
01:57:55,884 --> 01:57:58,921
♪♪ (CONTINUES)
2263
01:58:08,430 --> 01:58:10,232
♪♪ (ENDS)
2264
01:58:15,071 --> 01:58:20,076
♪♪ (ACOUSTIC GUITAR INTRO)
2265
01:58:24,347 --> 01:58:28,749
(BOB DYLAN) ♪ 'Twas in another
lifetime, one of toil and blood ♪
2266
01:58:28,750 --> 01:58:33,321
♪ When blackness was a virtue,
the road was full of mud ♪
2267
01:58:33,322 --> 01:58:37,592
♪ I came in from the wilderness,
a creature void of form ♪
2268
01:58:37,593 --> 01:58:42,232
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2269
01:58:50,339 --> 01:58:54,709
♪ And if I pass this way
again, you can rest assured ♪
2270
01:58:54,710 --> 01:58:56,544
♪ I'll always do
my best for her ♪
2271
01:58:56,545 --> 01:58:58,813
♪ On that, I give my word ♪
2272
01:58:58,814 --> 01:59:00,581
♪ In a world of
steel-eyed death ♪
2273
01:59:00,582 --> 01:59:03,352
♪ And men who are
fighting to be warm ♪
2274
01:59:03,353 --> 01:59:08,124
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2275
01:59:12,061 --> 01:59:14,463
♪ Not a word was
spoke between us ♪
2276
01:59:14,464 --> 01:59:17,365
♪ There was little
risk involved ♪
2277
01:59:17,366 --> 01:59:21,636
♪ Everything up to that point
had been left unresolved ♪
2278
01:59:21,637 --> 01:59:25,440
♪ Try imagining a place where
it's always safe and warm ♪
2279
01:59:25,441 --> 01:59:30,280
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2280
01:59:38,987 --> 01:59:41,690
♪ I was burned out
from exhaustion ♪
2281
01:59:41,691 --> 01:59:44,025
♪ Buried in the hail ♪
2282
01:59:44,026 --> 01:59:48,396
♪ Poisoned in the bushes
and blown out on the trail ♪
2283
01:59:48,397 --> 01:59:52,534
♪ Hunted like a crocodile,
ravaged in the corn ♪
2284
01:59:52,535 --> 01:59:57,173
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2285
02:00:05,013 --> 02:00:09,084
♪ Suddenly I turned around
and she was standing there ♪
2286
02:00:09,085 --> 02:00:13,554
♪ With silver bracelets on her
wrists and flowers in her hair ♪
2287
02:00:13,555 --> 02:00:15,723
♪ She walked up to
me so gracefully ♪
2288
02:00:15,724 --> 02:00:17,825
♪ And took my crown of thorns ♪
2289
02:00:17,826 --> 02:00:22,531
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2290
02:00:30,106 --> 02:00:32,473
♪ Now there's a
wall between us ♪
2291
02:00:32,474 --> 02:00:34,642
♪ Something there's been lost ♪
2292
02:00:34,643 --> 02:00:38,980
♪ I took too much for granted,
I got my signals crossed ♪
2293
02:00:38,981 --> 02:00:43,485
♪ Just to think that it all
began on an uneventful morn ♪
2294
02:00:43,486 --> 02:00:48,224
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2295
02:00:55,231 --> 02:00:57,731
♪ Well, the deputy
walks on hard nails ♪
2296
02:00:57,732 --> 02:01:00,035
♪ And the preacher
rides a mount ♪
2297
02:01:00,036 --> 02:01:01,969
♪ But nothing really
matters much ♪
2298
02:01:01,970 --> 02:01:04,071
♪ It's doom alone that counts ♪
2299
02:01:04,072 --> 02:01:08,543
♪ And the one-eyed undertaker,
he blows a futile horn ♪
2300
02:01:08,544 --> 02:01:13,383
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2301
02:01:21,156 --> 02:01:25,660
♪ I've heard newborn babies
wailing like a mourning dove ♪
2302
02:01:25,661 --> 02:01:29,763
♪ And old men with broken
teeth stranded without love ♪
2303
02:01:29,764 --> 02:01:31,700
♪ Do I understand
your question, man? ♪
2304
02:01:31,701 --> 02:01:34,169
♪ Is it hopeless and forlorn? ♪
2305
02:01:34,170 --> 02:01:38,707
♪ "Come in," she said, "I'll give
you shelter from the storm" ♪
2306
02:01:40,675 --> 02:01:43,713
♪♪ (HARMONICA)
2307
02:02:07,670 --> 02:02:10,440
♪♪ (ENDS)