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(DISCORDANT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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{\an8}(MUSIC ENDS)
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JOE: All right, let's try somethin' else.
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(INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY)
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- (STICK TAPPING)
- (MUSIC STOPS)
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{\an8}Uh, from the top.
Ready. One, two, three.
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{\an8}(STUDENTS PLAYING INTRO DISCORDANTLY)
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(BEAT PICKING UP)
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(RHYTHMICALLY)
One, two, three, four.
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- Stay on the beat.
- (PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC)
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Two, three, four.
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That's C-sharp, horns.
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(BLOWING SHARPLY)
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Two, three...
I see you, Caleb.
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Rachel, now you.
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Forgot my sax, Mr G.
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Okay, she forgot her sax.
And now, all you, Connie.
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Go for it!
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(PLAYING IMPROVISED SOLO)
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BOY: Way to go!
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(STUDENTS GIGGLING)
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(CONNIE SIGHS)
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Hang on, hang on.
What are y'all laughing at?
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So Connie got a little lost in it.
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That's a good thing.
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Look, I remember one time
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my dad took me to this jazz club,
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and that's the last place I wanted to be.
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But then I see this guy,
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and he's playing these chords
with fourths on it,
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and then with the minor...
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- (MINOR KEYS PLAY)
- Oh, oh, whoo.
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Then he adds the inner voices,
and it's like he's...
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It's like he's singing.
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And I swear, the next thing I know...
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(PLAYS CASCADING NOTES)
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...it's like he floats off the stage.
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(PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES)
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That guy was lost in the music.
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He was in it, and he took
the rest of us with him.
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(CONTINUES PLAYING
MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES)
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And I wanted to learn...
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(PLAYING CHORDS)
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...how to talk like that.
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That's when I knew...
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I was born to play.
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(PLAYS ASCENDING SCALE)
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Connie knows what I mean.
Right, Connie?
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I'm 12.
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(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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I'll be right back.
Practise your scales.
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Sorry to interrupt, Mr Gardner.
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(INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY)
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(CHUCKLES) You're doing my ears a favour.
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- Hey!
- Not you, though, you're good.
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- (WHISPERS) He's not.
- (CHUCKLES)
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What can I do for you, Principal Arroyo?
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I wanted to deliver
the good news personally.
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No more part-time for you.
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You're now our full-time band teacher.
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- (GROANS SOFTLY)
- Job security.
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Medical insurance. Pension.
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Wow. That's, uh, great.
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Welcome to the M.S. 70 family, Joe.
Permanently.
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(CHUCKLES) Thanks.
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(INSTRUMENTS CONTINUE PLAYING
DISCORDANTLY)
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LIBBA: After all these years,
my prayers have been answered.
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A full-time job.
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Working man, coming through.
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Yeah, Mom, but I...
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You're going to tell them yes, right?
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Don't worry, Mom, I got a plan.
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You always got a plan.
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Maybe you need to have a backup plan, too,
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- for when your plan falls through.
- (WOMAN GROANING)
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- A backup plan never hurts.
- (JOE SIGHS)
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Joey, we didn't struggle
giving you an education
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so you could be a middle-aged man
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washing your underwear in my shop.
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Walking around with a hole in his pants.
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- Yeah, but...
- With this job, you'll be able
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to put that dead-end gigging behind you.
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And Lord knows we need
more teachers in this world.
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And just think,
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playing music will finally
be your real career.
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So you're going to tell them yes, right?
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Please say yes.
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Yeah, definitely.
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LIBBA: Good.
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- (JOE SIGHS)
- (JAZZ MUSIC RINGTONE PLAYING)
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Hello?
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How you been, Mr G?
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Uh, it's Curley. Lamont.
Lamont Baker.
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Hey, Curley!
Hey, good to hear your voice, man.
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Uh... Listen.
You can call me Joe now, Curley.
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I'm not your teacher anymore.
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CURLEY: Oh, okay, Mr Gardner.
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Hey, look, I'm the new drummer
in the Dorothea Williams Quartet,
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and we're kickin' off our tour
with a show at The Half Note tonight.
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Dorothea Williams!
Are you kidding me?
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Are you kidding me?
Congratulations, man. Wow!
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I would die a happy man
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if I could perform with Dorothea Williams.
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CURLEY: Oh, well,
this could be your lucky day.
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(UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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- (TYRES SCREECH)
- (CAR HORN BLARES)
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(SAXOPHONE PLAYING)
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- CURLEY: Whew, there he is.
- Hey, Curley.
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Leon skipping town
really put us in a bind, man.
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- Yeah. Uh, I'll bet.
- I'm glad you made it.
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My boy, Bishop, said he sat in with you
on a set last year in Brooklyn.
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Said you were great.
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(CHUCKLES) Well, you know,
for a coffee shop.
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(SAXOPHONE PLAYING IMPROVISED SOLO)
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CURLEY: Hey, Dorothea.
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This is the cat I was telling you about.
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My old middle school band teacher,
Mr Gardner.
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Call me Joe, Dorothea.
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Uh... Uh, I mean, Miss Williams.
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It's a pleasure. Wow.
This is amazing.
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CURLEY: Uh, Joe is Ray Gardner's son.
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So, we're down to
middle school band teachers now.
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Get on up here, Teach,
we ain't got all day.
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(BAND PLAYS COOL JAZZ MUSIC)
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- What... What are we playin'?
- (HITS NOTE ON PIANO)
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(BAND CONTINUES PLAYING)
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(PLAYS CORRESPONDING NOTES HALTINGLY)
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(PLAYING CORRESPONDING CHORDS)
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(PLAYING IMPROVISED NOTES)
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(PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES)
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(CONTINUES PLAYING
IMPROVISED TRILLING NOTES)
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(MUSIC ENDS)
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Uh, sorry.
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I zoned out a little back there.
(CHUCKLES)
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Joe Gardner, where have you been?
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I've been, uh, teaching,
middle school band.
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Uh, but on the weekends, I...
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- You got a suit?
- Uh...
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Get a suit, Teach.
A good suit.
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Back here tonight.
First show's at 9:00.
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Soundcheck's at 7:00.
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We'll see how you do.
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Yes! Whoo-hoo!
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You see that, Dad?
That's what I'm talking about!
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Hey, look up, look up.
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You know what that's gonna say?
Joe Gardner!
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(JOE LAUGHS)
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You're never gonna believe
what just happened.
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I did it. I got the gig. Yes!
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I... I know.
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Dorothea Williams!
Can you believe it?
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Hey, pal, you're gonna get hurt!
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Just don't tell my mom about this. Okay?
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Forget class. I'm in a different class.
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I'm in a Dorothea Williams class, buddy.
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You know what I'm saying? I'm...
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- (BARKS)
- Whoa! Sorry!
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- (HORN BLARES)
- (GASPS)
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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)
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(SCREAMS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(SOMBRE ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS)
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What the...
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(ECHOING) Hello?
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Hello?
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(SOMBRE ETHEREAL MUSIC CONTINUES)
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What the...
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(WHIMPERS)
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Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hello!
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(SIGHS) Hello.
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Oh, what's your name, honey?
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Uh, I'm Joe. Joe Gardner.
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Look, I'm not supposed to be here.
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Ah. Must have been sudden for you.
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You see, Joe, I'm 106 years old.
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Been waiting a long time for this.
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- For what?
- The Great Beyond.
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JOE: The Great Beyond?
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- As in, as in beyond life?
- Yeah.
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- That's death right there?
- (SPEAKING INUKTITUT)
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(IN ENGLISH) Exciting, isn't it?
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No, no, no, listen.
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I have a gig tonight.
I can't die now.
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MALE SOUL: (CHUCKLES)
Well, I really don't think
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you have a lot to say about this.
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Yes. Yes, I do.
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I'm not dying the very day
I got my shot. I'm due.
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Heck, I'm overdue.
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Uh-uh, uh-uh.
I'm outta here.
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I don't think you're supposed
to go that way.
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This can't happen.
I'm not dyin' today.
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Not when my life just started.
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(CRACKLES)
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What was that?
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Wait. I'm not finished.
I gotta get back.
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I don't wanna die!
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I'm not done.
I'm not done. Run!
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- Why aren't you running?
- I don't know.
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- What's wrong with you people?
- MALE SOUL: I don't know.
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(JOE PANTING)
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(FEMALE SOUL SPEAKING KOREAN)
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JOE: (IN ENGLISH)
I'm not done. (GRUNTING)
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Ahh!
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(CRACKLING CONTINUES)
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(GASPS) Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my goodness.
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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Excuse me.
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(PANTING)
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Help! I'm not done.
I gotta get back.
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Oh, my... Oh, my goodness.
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(SCREAMING)
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(CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MUFFLED CHATTERING)
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- (LAUGHTER)
- (JOE GASPS)
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- (JOE GASPS)
- (NEW SOUL GIGGLES)
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(NEW SOULS GIGGLING)
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What?
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- (CRUNCHES)
- Ow!
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Now, now, everyone,
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let's give the mentor some room.
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Sorry, new souls.
37, that's enough.
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Hey, everyone, look here.
(SING-SONG) Quiet coyote.
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Shh. Quiet coyote.
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Who... Who are you?
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I am the coming together
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of all quantised fields of the universe.
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Appearing in a form
your feeble human brain can comprehend.
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- What?
- You can call me Jerry.
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Jerry, okay.
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Uh, hey, is this heaven?
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(LAUGHS) No.
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Is it H-E-double hockey sticks?
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NEW SOUL: Hell.
NEW SOULS: Hell, hell, hell.
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- Shh. Quiet coyote.
- NEW SOUL: Hell.
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It's easy to get turned around.
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This isn't the Great Beyond.
It's the Great Before.
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The Great Before?
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Oh. We call it the You Seminar now.
Rebranding.
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(NEW SOULS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)
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NEW SOUL 1: Hell.
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NEW SOUL 2: No, no. You're here!
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(ALL GIGGLING)
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Does this mean I'm dead?
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Not yet.
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Your body's in a holding pattern.
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It's complicated.
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I'll get you back to your group.
248
00:14:22,988 --> 00:14:24,281
(GASPS)
249
00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,158
(JOE WHIMPERS)
250
00:14:27,576 --> 00:14:30,579
Come on, little souls, get on up here.
251
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,751
Welcome to the You Seminar.
252
00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,796
You are in for a treat.
253
00:14:44,301 --> 00:14:46,136
(CLICKING)
254
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,977
- Mm, that's weird.
- What is it?
255
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,979
- The count's off.
- Excuse me?
256
00:14:56,146 --> 00:15:00,526
There's a soul missing.
The count's off.
257
00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:02,945
Huh.
258
00:15:04,029 --> 00:15:07,115
Okay, first stop
is the Excitable Pavilion.
259
00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:08,951
You four. In you go.
260
00:15:13,705 --> 00:15:15,832
(WHIRRING)
261
00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,793
(ALL LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
262
00:15:17,876 --> 00:15:21,630
You five, you'll be aloof.
And you two, why not?
263
00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:27,094
Oh, wait a minute.
264
00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:28,846
This is where personalities come from?
265
00:15:29,012 --> 00:15:31,723
Of course. Do you think people
are just born with them?
266
00:15:31,807 --> 00:15:33,642
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
267
00:15:36,854 --> 00:15:38,647
So, uh, how do they get to Earth, then?
268
00:15:38,814 --> 00:15:40,816
Well, they use the Earth portal.
269
00:15:46,363 --> 00:15:49,157
Once they get a complete personality,
of course.
270
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,577
Hello? Hello?
271
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,498
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
272
00:16:02,588 --> 00:16:03,839
NEW SOUL: Goodbye.
273
00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:11,138
NEW SOUL 2: Whee!
274
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:13,932
Whoo-hoo!
275
00:16:15,350 --> 00:16:16,602
(JOE LAUGHS EXCITEDLY)
276
00:16:16,685 --> 00:16:18,145
- (WHOOSHING)
- (YELPS) Wait, wait, wait.
277
00:16:30,073 --> 00:16:31,700
(EXCITED CHATTER)
278
00:16:37,831 --> 00:16:40,459
(NEW SOULS WHOOPING)
279
00:16:40,542 --> 00:16:42,252
- (JOE SIGHS)
- (COUNSELOR JERRY A CHUCKLES)
280
00:16:42,336 --> 00:16:44,087
You sure get lost a lot.
281
00:16:44,254 --> 00:16:46,423
COUNSELOR JERRY D:
All righty, mentors.
282
00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:47,966
- Just find your name here...
- Hello, Jerry...
283
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:49,051
COUNSELOR JERRY D:
...and join us inside.
284
00:16:49,134 --> 00:16:50,135
...got a lost mentor for you.
285
00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:51,345
Thanks, Jerry.
286
00:16:51,428 --> 00:16:53,972
Uh, look, I'm not sure
I'm supposed to be here.
287
00:16:54,139 --> 00:16:55,307
I understand.
288
00:16:55,390 --> 00:16:56,808
Mentoring isn't for everyone.
289
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,227
You're more than welcome to opt out.
290
00:16:58,477 --> 00:17:00,604
(GASPS) Actually, on second thought,
291
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:03,857
you know, the mentoring sounds like fun.
292
00:17:04,024 --> 00:17:06,235
I'm glad to hear it.
Jerry will take it from here.
293
00:17:06,401 --> 00:17:09,029
Thanks, Jerry.
Head right on over there to Jerry.
294
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:10,197
Thank you, Jerry.
295
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,448
JOE: Is everyone here named Jerry?
296
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:12,574
Good luck!
297
00:17:12,658 --> 00:17:14,493
Jerry, we've got a problem.
298
00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:15,953
Oh, hello, there, Terry.
299
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:17,663
The count's off.
300
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,581
(CHUCKLES) I seriously doubt that.
301
00:17:19,665 --> 00:17:21,333
The count hasn't been off in centuries.
302
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,920
151,000 souls go into
the Great Beyond every day.
303
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,923
That's 105.2 souls per minute, Jerry.
304
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:30,384
1.75 souls per second.
305
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:32,511
And I count every single one of 'em.
306
00:17:32,594 --> 00:17:33,679
Yep. I'm aware.
307
00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,515
It's my job to keep track
of this stuff, Jerry.
308
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:37,891
I'm the accountant.
309
00:17:37,975 --> 00:17:40,018
And we all think
you're doing a wonderful job,
310
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:41,520
- don't we, everyone?
- Absolutely.
311
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,604
Looks good from where this guy's standing.
312
00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:43,689
COUNSELOR JERRY E: I'd say no.
313
00:17:43,856 --> 00:17:46,441
I'm always counting.
I'm counting right now.
314
00:17:46,608 --> 00:17:49,403
You blinked five times
since I started talking. Six.
315
00:17:49,570 --> 00:17:51,572
Right. Since accounting is your job,
316
00:17:51,655 --> 00:17:53,657
why don't you figure out the problem?
317
00:17:53,824 --> 00:17:55,659
- Maybe I will.
- Wonderful.
318
00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:57,286
(SNAPS FINGERS)
319
00:17:59,371 --> 00:18:00,956
(NEW SOULS LAUGHING)
320
00:18:02,583 --> 00:18:03,667
Hello again, Terry.
321
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,960
Don't play dumb with me.
322
00:18:08,005 --> 00:18:09,214
Okay, here we go.
323
00:18:09,298 --> 00:18:10,424
(KNUCKLES CRACK)
324
00:18:11,675 --> 00:18:12,885
"A."
325
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:26,481
(UPBEAT SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)
326
00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,943
Hello, there, mentors.
327
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:33,113
I'm Jerry, a counselor here
at the You Seminar.
328
00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:36,408
Now you don't remember it,
but you've been here before.
329
00:18:36,575 --> 00:18:39,411
But don't worry,
forgetting the trauma of childbirth
330
00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:41,872
is one of the great gifts of the universe.
331
00:18:42,456 --> 00:18:43,916
Here at the You Seminar,
332
00:18:43,999 --> 00:18:48,128
all new souls are given unique
and individual personalities.
333
00:18:48,212 --> 00:18:51,632
I'm an agreeable sceptic
who's cautious yet flamboyant.
334
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:55,719
I'm an irritable wallflower
who's dangerously curious.
335
00:18:55,886 --> 00:19:00,641
I'm a manipulative megalomaniac
who's intensely opportunistic.
336
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:03,060
Oh-ho, this one might be a handful.
337
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,686
But that's Earth's problem.
338
00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:08,106
You'll notice these souls
are all missing something.
339
00:19:08,273 --> 00:19:10,192
What goes in this spot?
340
00:19:10,359 --> 00:19:12,778
Well, these souls need their "spark".
341
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,030
And that's where you come in.
342
00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:17,366
Maybe you will find their spark
343
00:19:17,449 --> 00:19:19,117
in the Hall of Everything,
344
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:23,539
where literally anything
on Earth could inspire.
345
00:19:23,664 --> 00:19:26,708
Or perhaps you'll prefer the Hall of You,
346
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:31,672
featuring a selection of moments
from your own inspiring life.
347
00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:33,340
And just what is this spark?
348
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:35,676
(PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE)
349
00:19:39,137 --> 00:19:40,138
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
350
00:19:40,222 --> 00:19:41,223
(CHUCKLES)
351
00:19:42,391 --> 00:19:44,351
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
352
00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:47,396
I know you're all excited to get to work,
353
00:19:47,479 --> 00:19:49,940
so good luck finding the spark.
354
00:19:50,023 --> 00:19:51,942
- (APPLAUSE)
- Find the spark.
355
00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:54,570
Wow, that was informative.
356
00:19:54,736 --> 00:19:57,990
Now, it's time for my favourite
part of the programme,
357
00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:01,451
matching you mentors with your soul mates.
358
00:20:01,618 --> 00:20:04,413
Our first mentor is Maria Martinez.
359
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,832
- (APPLAUSE)
- Maria, come on down.
360
00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:09,001
Maria was a rare disease specialist
361
00:20:09,084 --> 00:20:11,003
from the University of Mexico.
362
00:20:11,545 --> 00:20:14,173
I'm cured. I'm cured. (LAUGHS)
363
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:16,133
She'll be matched
with one of my favourites,
364
00:20:16,300 --> 00:20:21,054
soul number 108,210,121,415.
365
00:20:21,138 --> 00:20:24,016
- (APPLAUSE)
- Congratulations! Off you go.
366
00:20:24,183 --> 00:20:27,394
Our next mentor is Bjorn T. Börgensson.
367
00:20:27,477 --> 00:20:28,979
(APPLAUSE)
368
00:20:30,439 --> 00:20:33,233
Dr Börgensson
is a world-renowned child psychologist
369
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,111
who was recently awarded a Nobel Prize.
370
00:20:36,445 --> 00:20:39,239
I see pain, death, destruction.
371
00:20:39,740 --> 00:20:42,075
- How about now?
- A pretty butterfly.
372
00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:43,202
(ALL GASP)
373
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:47,331
Dr Börgensson will be matched
with soul number 22.
374
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,210
Oh, we're gonna get into this now.
Excuse me.
375
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:55,214
22, you come out of
this dimension right now.
376
00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,673
22: (GRUNTS) How many times
do I have to tell you?
377
00:20:56,757 --> 00:20:57,883
- (OBJECTS CLATTERING)
- I don't wanna go to Earth.
378
00:20:57,966 --> 00:20:59,510
- Stop fighting this, 22.
- 22: I don't wanna.
379
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:00,636
COUNSELOR JERRY B:
You will go to Earth
380
00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:01,720
- and have a life.
- 22: Make me!
381
00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:04,723
22 has been at the You Seminar
for quite some time
382
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:07,351
and has had such
notable mentors as Gandhi,
383
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:09,478
Abraham Lincoln, and Mother Teresa.
384
00:21:09,561 --> 00:21:11,230
(LAUGHS) I made her cry.
385
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,481
COUNSELOR JERRY B: Ignore that.
386
00:21:12,564 --> 00:21:13,565
22: Put me down.
387
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:15,484
We're truly glad to have you here,
Dr Börgensson.
388
00:21:15,567 --> 00:21:17,361
- (GRUNTS)
- (22 WHIMPERS)
389
00:21:18,195 --> 00:21:21,156
It is an honour having you
prepare 22 for Earth.
390
00:21:21,657 --> 00:21:23,450
I'm gonna make you wish you never died.
391
00:21:23,617 --> 00:21:25,744
Most people wish that, 22.
392
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:28,705
- (22 CHUCKLES)
- Off you go. Bye!
393
00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:30,958
(JOE GRUNTS)
394
00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:33,043
(MUSIC PLAYING)
395
00:21:33,126 --> 00:21:35,003
Where are we?
396
00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:36,672
BJORN: That's great progress.
397
00:21:36,755 --> 00:21:39,383
You should be very proud.
Step by step.
398
00:21:39,550 --> 00:21:41,718
In celebration of
Dr Börgensson's body of work,
399
00:21:41,802 --> 00:21:43,720
we are pleased to present him
this honorary...
400
00:21:43,804 --> 00:21:45,389
BJORN: These past few weeks,
I have seen such growth.
401
00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,849
So many people I'd like to thank,
of course.
402
00:21:46,932 --> 00:21:48,934
Okay, look,
I'm sure your life was amazing
403
00:21:49,017 --> 00:21:50,394
and you did amazing things,
404
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:51,520
but here's what we're gonna do.
405
00:21:51,603 --> 00:21:53,146
We're gonna stand here
in silence for a little bit,
406
00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:54,857
then we go back out, you say you tried,
407
00:21:54,940 --> 00:21:57,484
I go back to not living my non-life
and you go to the Great Beyond.
408
00:21:57,568 --> 00:21:59,027
- No, look.
- Talk all you want, Bjorn.
409
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:00,529
It's not gonna work, anyway.
410
00:22:00,696 --> 00:22:02,948
I've had thousands of mentors
who failed and now hate me.
411
00:22:03,115 --> 00:22:04,116
Mother Teresa...
412
00:22:04,283 --> 00:22:07,202
I have compassion for every soul.
413
00:22:07,369 --> 00:22:08,871
Except you. I don't like you.
414
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,038
Copernicus...
415
00:22:10,122 --> 00:22:12,541
The world doesn't revolve around you, 22.
416
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:13,709
Muhammad Ali...
417
00:22:13,792 --> 00:22:16,211
You are the greatest pain in the butt.
418
00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:17,421
Marie Antoinette...
419
00:22:17,504 --> 00:22:19,464
Nobody can help you! Nobody!
420
00:22:19,631 --> 00:22:20,716
Thanks, but no thanks, Doc.
421
00:22:20,883 --> 00:22:22,634
I already know everything about Earth,
422
00:22:22,718 --> 00:22:23,802
and it's not worth the trouble.
423
00:22:23,969 --> 00:22:25,929
Come on, don't you want
to fill out your pass?
424
00:22:26,013 --> 00:22:28,056
(SIGHS) You know, I'm comfortable up here.
425
00:22:28,140 --> 00:22:29,224
I have my routine.
426
00:22:29,308 --> 00:22:31,185
I float in mist, I do my Sudoku puzzles,
427
00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:32,436
and then, like, once a week,
428
00:22:32,519 --> 00:22:34,229
they make me come
to one of these You Seminars.
429
00:22:34,396 --> 00:22:35,731
It's not great, but I know what to expect.
430
00:22:35,898 --> 00:22:38,233
Look, kid, I'm not...
Can I just be honest with you?
431
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,485
I'm not Bjorn Borgenstein
432
00:22:40,569 --> 00:22:42,112
or whatever his name is.
I'm not even a mentor.
433
00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:43,697
Not a mentor?
434
00:22:44,740 --> 00:22:46,950
Ah... (LAUGHING)
435
00:22:47,034 --> 00:22:48,744
Reverse psychology.
436
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:51,496
You really are a good shrink, Doctor.
437
00:22:51,580 --> 00:22:52,915
Carl Jung already tried that.
438
00:22:53,081 --> 00:22:55,751
Stop talking!
My unconscious mind hates you!
439
00:22:55,834 --> 00:22:57,503
(GRUNTS FRUSTRATEDLY)
Is there any way
440
00:22:57,586 --> 00:22:59,171
to show a different life in this place?
441
00:23:08,096 --> 00:23:10,015
(MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY)
442
00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:14,102
Wait. You're really not Bjorn Börgensson?
443
00:23:15,354 --> 00:23:16,688
It's my life.
444
00:23:16,772 --> 00:23:19,024
Um, excuse me, what's going on here?
445
00:23:19,191 --> 00:23:21,443
Binaca breath spray?
Cheap cologne?
446
00:23:23,111 --> 00:23:25,155
Man, who curated this exhibit?
447
00:23:25,239 --> 00:23:26,657
(CHUCKLES) You did.
448
00:23:27,491 --> 00:23:29,159
(RAPPING ON TV)
♪ I go to Harlem, it's no problems
449
00:23:29,243 --> 00:23:31,745
JOE: Oh, my goodness.
It's Cedric's rap group. No!
450
00:23:31,912 --> 00:23:33,956
♪ Now everybody bow down
To the Kings of Queens ♪
451
00:23:34,039 --> 00:23:36,708
No, don't look at that stuff.
Let's look over here.
452
00:23:37,584 --> 00:23:39,294
YOUNG JOE: Dad, I don't wanna go.
453
00:23:39,378 --> 00:23:40,587
I don't like jazz.
454
00:23:40,671 --> 00:23:42,548
Black improvisational music.
455
00:23:42,714 --> 00:23:44,967
It's one of our great contributions
to American culture.
456
00:23:45,050 --> 00:23:46,969
At least give it a chance, Joey.
457
00:23:47,052 --> 00:23:49,054
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
458
00:23:50,389 --> 00:23:51,598
This is where it all started.
459
00:23:51,765 --> 00:23:54,768
This is the moment where
I fell in love with jazz.
460
00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:57,396
Listen to that.
461
00:23:57,479 --> 00:23:59,898
See, the tune is just an excuse
to bring out the you.
462
00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:03,068
And that's why I became a jazz musician.
463
00:24:04,987 --> 00:24:06,572
WOMAN: It's not what we're looking for.
464
00:24:06,738 --> 00:24:09,449
Wait a minute, that's not how
I remember it going down.
465
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,702
Come back when you have something.
466
00:24:11,952 --> 00:24:14,162
- Sorry, Joe.
- Sorry, Joe.
467
00:24:14,329 --> 00:24:15,706
MAN: We're looking
for something different.
468
00:24:15,873 --> 00:24:17,708
Two, three, four.
469
00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,793
(INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY)
470
00:24:26,425 --> 00:24:28,051
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)
471
00:24:37,853 --> 00:24:40,355
My life was meaningless.
472
00:24:40,439 --> 00:24:42,441
(EKG BEEPING)
473
00:24:49,114 --> 00:24:50,574
No, no, no.
474
00:24:50,741 --> 00:24:51,909
No, I will not accept this.
475
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:55,204
Kid, give me that badge.
I'm goin' back to my body.
476
00:24:55,746 --> 00:24:57,748
Oh, yeah, sure. Here.
477
00:25:06,882 --> 00:25:09,551
Unless it becomes an Earth Pass,
I'm stuck with it.
478
00:25:09,885 --> 00:25:11,178
(JOE SIGHS)
479
00:25:11,678 --> 00:25:14,389
Well, what if I help you
turn it into an Earth Pass?
480
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:15,557
Will you give it to me then?
481
00:25:17,476 --> 00:25:18,560
Wait...
482
00:25:18,727 --> 00:25:22,564
I've never thought of that.
I'd get to skip life.
483
00:25:22,731 --> 00:25:24,191
So, yes!
484
00:25:24,775 --> 00:25:26,527
But we gotta get
this thing to change first,
485
00:25:26,693 --> 00:25:28,570
and I've never been able
to get it to change.
486
00:25:28,862 --> 00:25:30,781
Come on.
I know all about sparks.
487
00:25:30,948 --> 00:25:32,741
Because mine is piano.
488
00:25:32,824 --> 00:25:34,952
(PLAYING TRILLING NOTES)
489
00:25:43,836 --> 00:25:46,922
- Really? Nothin' at all?
- 22: Eh.
490
00:25:47,172 --> 00:25:51,260
Oh, no, not jazz, just music.
I don't like music sounds.
491
00:25:51,635 --> 00:25:53,220
It feels like a little too much.
492
00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:55,055
(SIGHS)
493
00:25:55,138 --> 00:25:56,640
Well, I'm not going out like this.
494
00:25:56,807 --> 00:25:59,476
Where's that, uh, Hall of Everything?
495
00:25:59,852 --> 00:26:01,103
(NEW SOULS LAUGHING)
496
00:26:02,229 --> 00:26:03,730
JOE: (CHUCKLES) I'll be right back.
497
00:26:03,897 --> 00:26:05,023
22: Don't get ahead of yourself, pal.
498
00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:07,359
By the way, why do you sound
like a middle-aged white lady?
499
00:26:07,442 --> 00:26:08,443
I don't.
500
00:26:08,527 --> 00:26:09,653
- This is all an illusion.
- Huh?
501
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:11,113
This whole place is a hypothetical.
502
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,323
(IN MALE VOICE) I could sound
like this if I wanted to.
503
00:26:13,532 --> 00:26:14,950
(IN KID'S VOICE)
Or sound like this instead.
504
00:26:15,033 --> 00:26:16,285
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
I could even sound like you.
505
00:26:16,368 --> 00:26:17,578
(IN JOE'S VOICE) Life is so unfair.
506
00:26:17,661 --> 00:26:20,998
I don't wanna die.
Somebody call the wambulance. Wah!
507
00:26:21,748 --> 00:26:23,917
(IN NORMAL VOICE) I just use this voice
because it annoys people.
508
00:26:24,001 --> 00:26:25,169
It's very effective.
509
00:26:25,711 --> 00:26:28,172
(NEW SOULS LAUGHING AND CHEERING)
510
00:26:29,590 --> 00:26:31,592
- (JOE GASPS)
- Don't worry, they're fine.
511
00:26:31,675 --> 00:26:33,051
(ALL GIGGLING)
512
00:26:33,218 --> 00:26:34,720
You can't crush a soul here.
513
00:26:34,803 --> 00:26:36,263
That's what life on Earth is for.
514
00:26:36,555 --> 00:26:37,848
JOE: (SCOFFS) Very witty.
515
00:26:40,601 --> 00:26:42,019
Okay. Here we are.
516
00:26:42,186 --> 00:26:44,354
This is the Hall of Everything.
517
00:26:44,688 --> 00:26:45,898
JOE: Whoa!
518
00:26:49,568 --> 00:26:50,736
(CAMERA CLICKS)
519
00:26:55,407 --> 00:26:56,408
Yes!
520
00:27:02,414 --> 00:27:03,749
- Whoa.
- Congratulations!
521
00:27:03,832 --> 00:27:04,833
So, where do you want to start?
522
00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:05,959
Come on.
523
00:27:07,336 --> 00:27:10,172
Croissants, cakes.
Baking could be your spark.
524
00:27:10,339 --> 00:27:12,591
Yeah! But, um, I don't get it.
525
00:27:12,758 --> 00:27:14,635
- Just smell it.
- Can't, and neither can you.
526
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:15,844
What?
527
00:27:15,928 --> 00:27:17,846
You're right. I can't smell.
528
00:27:17,930 --> 00:27:19,973
We can't...
We can't taste, either?
529
00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:21,850
All that stuff is in your body.
530
00:27:22,726 --> 00:27:26,188
- No smell, no taste.
- Or touch. See?
531
00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:32,152
Okay, I get it. Moving on.
532
00:27:32,861 --> 00:27:33,946
Isn't this exciting?
533
00:27:34,112 --> 00:27:35,864
The fire is so pretty.
534
00:27:36,031 --> 00:27:37,449
I kinda wanna let it spread.
535
00:27:37,533 --> 00:27:38,534
Nope.
536
00:27:39,451 --> 00:27:40,619
Hands are hard.
537
00:27:40,786 --> 00:27:42,246
How about a librarian?
They're cool.
538
00:27:42,412 --> 00:27:43,622
Yes, amazing.
539
00:27:43,705 --> 00:27:45,165
Who wouldn't like working
at a thankless job
540
00:27:45,249 --> 00:27:47,584
you're always in danger of
losing due to budget cuts?
541
00:27:47,751 --> 00:27:49,545
Though I do like the idea
of randomly shushing people.
542
00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:50,838
- Look, obviously this...
- Shh!
543
00:27:50,921 --> 00:27:52,089
Oh, yeah, that's good.
544
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:53,841
Meh.
545
00:27:54,842 --> 00:27:55,843
Meh.
546
00:27:56,552 --> 00:27:57,553
Meh.
547
00:28:00,264 --> 00:28:02,349
- Meh.
- (JOE SIGHING)
548
00:28:04,476 --> 00:28:06,812
JOE: Well, I think that's everything.
549
00:28:06,979 --> 00:28:08,856
- 22: Sorry.
- You told me you'd try.
550
00:28:09,022 --> 00:28:11,108
I did. I'm telling the truth.
551
00:28:11,191 --> 00:28:12,985
If there's one thing I'm not, it's a liar.
552
00:28:13,068 --> 00:28:14,486
Unlike Abraham Lincoln.
553
00:28:14,653 --> 00:28:16,655
You're really okay being on a penny?
554
00:28:16,822 --> 00:28:18,532
Well, of course. It's an honour.
555
00:28:18,615 --> 00:28:20,993
Okay, but they put
Andrew Jackson on the 20.
556
00:28:21,076 --> 00:28:22,160
Jackson!
557
00:28:22,244 --> 00:28:24,204
What can I say, Joe?
Earth is boring.
558
00:28:24,288 --> 00:28:25,372
Well, what else can we do, then?
559
00:28:25,455 --> 00:28:26,540
Because we're running out of time.
560
00:28:26,623 --> 00:28:28,417
Yeah, you know,
time's not really a thing here.
561
00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,085
- (ELECTRONIC CHIMES)
- COUNSELOR JERRY B: Time's up!
562
00:28:30,169 --> 00:28:32,296
Nice try, Bjorn, but no need to feel bad.
563
00:28:32,379 --> 00:28:33,964
22 here can be a bit of a challenge.
564
00:28:34,047 --> 00:28:35,674
Even though I can't feel it,
please don't touch me.
565
00:28:35,841 --> 00:28:37,509
So, let's get you to the Great Beyond.
566
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:39,803
(JOE GASPS)
567
00:28:39,887 --> 00:28:43,223
Um, wait.
We forgot to try breakdancer.
568
00:28:43,390 --> 00:28:45,184
Yeah! I think that's gonna be my thing.
569
00:28:45,350 --> 00:28:47,394
Poppin' and lockin'. Windmills.
570
00:28:47,561 --> 00:28:49,313
Settling my disputes with dance.
571
00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:51,732
Can we have one more minute
to go back and try breakdancer?
572
00:28:51,815 --> 00:28:52,983
Please, Jerry?
573
00:28:53,066 --> 00:28:54,193
You look really good today, Jerry.
574
00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:57,571
Oh, okay.
I've never seen 22 this enthused.
575
00:28:58,071 --> 00:28:59,948
Good for you, Dr Börgensson.
576
00:29:02,159 --> 00:29:03,160
22: Run.
577
00:29:05,287 --> 00:29:06,455
In here.
578
00:29:15,923 --> 00:29:16,924
22: Here it is.
579
00:29:17,674 --> 00:29:18,926
Where does it lead?
580
00:29:19,009 --> 00:29:20,135
Hey, you ask too many questions.
581
00:29:20,219 --> 00:29:21,428
How about you zip it for a minute, m'kay?
582
00:29:21,512 --> 00:29:23,555
- And we're going there why?
- 'Cause I know a guy there.
583
00:29:23,722 --> 00:29:25,098
A guy who can help.
A guy like you.
584
00:29:25,182 --> 00:29:27,434
Like me? As in, alive?
585
00:29:27,893 --> 00:29:30,604
Wait, are you actually helping me?
586
00:29:30,771 --> 00:29:32,689
Joe, I have been here
for who knows how long,
587
00:29:32,898 --> 00:29:35,275
and I've never seen anything
that's made me want to live.
588
00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:39,238
And then, you come along.
Your life is sad and pathetic.
589
00:29:39,404 --> 00:29:41,907
And you're working so hard
to get back to it.
590
00:29:41,990 --> 00:29:44,284
Why? I mean, this I gotta see.
591
00:29:44,451 --> 00:29:45,827
Okay, let's go.
592
00:29:49,623 --> 00:29:52,292
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING)
593
00:29:54,670 --> 00:29:56,046
What is this place?
594
00:29:56,129 --> 00:29:58,257
You know how when you humans
are really into something
595
00:29:58,423 --> 00:30:00,592
and it feels like you're in another place?
596
00:30:00,676 --> 00:30:02,803
Feels like you're in the zone, right?
597
00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:04,680
- JOE: Yeah.
- Well, this is the zone.
598
00:30:04,847 --> 00:30:06,932
It's the space between
the physical and spiritual.
599
00:30:07,099 --> 00:30:10,394
Wait a minute. I was here.
Today, doing my audition.
600
00:30:10,561 --> 00:30:13,522
This must be where musicians come
when they get into a flow.
601
00:30:13,689 --> 00:30:15,941
Not just musicians. Watch this.
602
00:30:16,108 --> 00:30:19,611
O, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou...
603
00:30:20,028 --> 00:30:21,029
Line!
604
00:30:21,822 --> 00:30:23,365
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
605
00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:24,825
Oops.
606
00:30:24,908 --> 00:30:25,909
Check this out.
607
00:30:25,993 --> 00:30:28,328
I have been messing
with this team for decades.
608
00:30:29,496 --> 00:30:31,957
ANNOUNCER: And the Knicks
lose another one.
609
00:30:32,124 --> 00:30:34,501
All right. All right.
Where's this guy you know?
610
00:30:34,585 --> 00:30:35,586
I gotta get back to my gig.
611
00:30:35,669 --> 00:30:37,713
- Okay. I mean, he's usually down here.
- What the...
612
00:30:38,088 --> 00:30:39,089
CREATURE: (IN DEEP VOICE)
Make a trade.
613
00:30:39,173 --> 00:30:41,425
Make a trade. Make a trade.
614
00:30:41,550 --> 00:30:42,593
- What is that?
- Shh!
615
00:30:43,594 --> 00:30:45,137
- (JOE YELPS)
- Make a trade. Make a trade.
616
00:30:45,220 --> 00:30:46,221
22: Run!
617
00:30:46,305 --> 00:30:47,890
CREATURE: Make a trade,
make a trade, make a trade!
618
00:30:48,265 --> 00:30:50,767
(JOE WHIMPERING)
619
00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:54,271
(CREATURE GRUNTING)
620
00:30:55,439 --> 00:30:56,732
(BELL CLANGS)
621
00:30:57,774 --> 00:30:59,860
(FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
622
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:09,328
Oh! Ahoy there, fellow astral travellers.
623
00:31:09,411 --> 00:31:11,163
Good to see you again, 22.
624
00:31:11,830 --> 00:31:13,248
Moonwind, how are ya?
625
00:31:13,415 --> 00:31:15,000
On the brink of madness,
thanks for asking.
626
00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:16,251
Hey, got a request for you.
627
00:31:16,335 --> 00:31:18,754
Uh, yeah.
I'm trying to get back to my body.
628
00:31:18,837 --> 00:31:19,963
Can you help me?
629
00:31:20,047 --> 00:31:21,548
That's what we do.
630
00:31:21,632 --> 00:31:23,467
We are the mystics without borders.
631
00:31:23,634 --> 00:31:26,512
Devoted to helping
the lost souls of Earth find their way.
632
00:31:26,678 --> 00:31:28,430
I'm Moonwind Stardancer at your service.
633
00:31:28,597 --> 00:31:30,766
That's Windstar Dreamermoon,
Dancerstar Windmoon,
634
00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:32,267
and that's Dreamerwind Dreamerdreamer.
635
00:31:32,351 --> 00:31:33,560
These weirdos are going
to help me get back?
636
00:31:33,644 --> 00:31:34,645
Just wait.
637
00:31:35,145 --> 00:31:37,397
DANCERSTAR:
Let's get this lost soul back home.
638
00:31:38,232 --> 00:31:40,025
CREATURE: Make a trade.
639
00:31:40,108 --> 00:31:42,027
Make a trade. Make a trade.
640
00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:43,111
Poor fellow.
641
00:31:43,529 --> 00:31:46,490
MOONWIND: Some people just can't let go
of their own anxieties and obsessions,
642
00:31:46,573 --> 00:31:48,700
leaving them lost
and disconnected from life.
643
00:31:48,784 --> 00:31:50,536
- (PLAYING FOLK MUSIC)
- And this is the result.
644
00:31:50,702 --> 00:31:52,496
CREATURE: Make a trade. Make a trade.
645
00:31:52,579 --> 00:31:54,331
Make a trade. Make a trade.
646
00:31:54,414 --> 00:31:56,041
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Make a trade?
647
00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:58,043
Looks like another hedge fund manager.
648
00:31:58,210 --> 00:32:01,922
Now, to reconnect to your earthly body.
649
00:32:05,843 --> 00:32:08,136
HEDGE FUND MANAGER: Whoa. That's me.
650
00:32:08,512 --> 00:32:09,555
Thank you.
651
00:32:14,309 --> 00:32:16,395
What am I doing with my life?
652
00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:21,692
I'm alive! I'm alive! Free yourselves!
653
00:32:21,775 --> 00:32:23,694
(LAUGHS) It's beautiful!
654
00:32:23,986 --> 00:32:26,196
Whoa. He got back just like that?
655
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,866
So this is all I had to do
to get back to my body?
656
00:32:31,076 --> 00:32:33,328
- (GASPS)
- Egads, man!
657
00:32:33,495 --> 00:32:35,497
Joe, are you dead?
658
00:32:35,664 --> 00:32:37,666
No, no. Well, not yet.
659
00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:39,042
Can you help me get back?
660
00:32:39,209 --> 00:32:42,838
We've never connected an untethered soul
back to its body before.
661
00:32:42,921 --> 00:32:46,508
But perhaps if we travel to a thin spot...
662
00:32:46,675 --> 00:32:47,759
Yes! All aboard!
663
00:32:48,093 --> 00:32:49,887
Anchors away!
664
00:32:49,970 --> 00:32:50,971
(BELL CLANGS)
665
00:32:51,054 --> 00:32:53,056
(FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
666
00:32:59,229 --> 00:33:01,940
So if your souls are here,
where are your bodies?
667
00:33:02,107 --> 00:33:03,609
Well, on Earth, of course.
668
00:33:03,775 --> 00:33:05,527
My body is in a trance in Palawan.
669
00:33:05,611 --> 00:33:07,946
I'm playing the Saraswati veena in Tibet.
670
00:33:08,030 --> 00:33:10,490
I'm a shamanic healer
meditating in Berkeley, California.
671
00:33:10,574 --> 00:33:13,368
Mm-hmm. And let me guess,
you're drumming, chanting, and meditating?
672
00:33:13,452 --> 00:33:14,995
Yes. Something like that.
673
00:33:15,078 --> 00:33:16,914
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY)
674
00:33:18,749 --> 00:33:21,084
I'm in New York City,
on the corner of 14th and 7th.
675
00:33:21,251 --> 00:33:23,003
Oh, yeah, that's right up
from Tony Tony Tonios.
676
00:33:23,170 --> 00:33:24,505
Yes, precisely.
677
00:33:24,671 --> 00:33:26,882
And what about you?
I thought you hated Earth.
678
00:33:27,049 --> 00:33:28,258
Yeah, I'm not stuck with a body.
679
00:33:28,342 --> 00:33:29,927
So I can go wherever I want.
680
00:33:30,093 --> 00:33:31,553
I'm a nobody, get it?
681
00:33:31,720 --> 00:33:35,265
We mystics meet in this glorious landscape
every Tuesday.
682
00:33:35,349 --> 00:33:37,434
(CREATURES GRUMBLING)
683
00:33:41,104 --> 00:33:43,398
So many of them. Sad.
684
00:33:43,565 --> 00:33:46,068
You know,
lost souls are not that different
685
00:33:46,151 --> 00:33:47,402
from those in the zone.
686
00:33:47,569 --> 00:33:49,655
- What?
- The zone is enjoyable,
687
00:33:49,821 --> 00:33:53,909
but when that joy becomes an obsession,
one becomes disconnected from life.
688
00:33:53,992 --> 00:33:54,993
SOUL: (DISTORTED) Gotta find it.
689
00:33:55,077 --> 00:33:56,995
Gotta find it. Gotta find it.
690
00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,541
For a time, I was a lost soul myself.
691
00:34:00,707 --> 00:34:02,543
- Really?
- Tetris.
692
00:34:02,626 --> 00:34:04,837
(FOLK ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING)
693
00:34:08,006 --> 00:34:09,132
MOONWIND: There you are.
694
00:34:09,216 --> 00:34:11,260
We'll have you back in no time.
695
00:34:15,389 --> 00:34:17,307
Now, since you don't have
a connection to your body,
696
00:34:17,391 --> 00:34:21,562
you will have to tune back
into your physical surroundings.
697
00:34:24,565 --> 00:34:25,649
Close your eyes.
698
00:34:25,732 --> 00:34:28,735
Breathe into your crown chakra.
699
00:34:28,819 --> 00:34:30,946
(FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)
700
00:34:31,947 --> 00:34:33,657
Do we really need all this?
701
00:34:33,824 --> 00:34:35,659
- Yes!
- (SIGHS)
702
00:34:36,827 --> 00:34:38,996
Do you have a piano on board?
I could focus with that.
703
00:34:39,079 --> 00:34:41,415
No pianos, Joe. You must focus.
704
00:34:41,707 --> 00:34:43,584
(WHISPERS) Imagine silence.
705
00:34:43,667 --> 00:34:45,127
Shh.
706
00:34:46,044 --> 00:34:50,215
Now, concentrate on where your body is.
707
00:34:50,382 --> 00:34:52,342
Listen for cues.
708
00:35:02,895 --> 00:35:04,229
(CAR HORNS HONKING)
709
00:35:04,313 --> 00:35:06,273
That's it. You're doing it.
710
00:35:09,193 --> 00:35:10,986
No peeking.
Maintain your meditative state
711
00:35:11,069 --> 00:35:12,112
or you'll break the connection.
712
00:35:12,654 --> 00:35:17,618
Now, see if you can smell
and feel where your body is.
713
00:35:18,243 --> 00:35:21,580
- (EKG BEEPING)
- I hear a heart monitor.
714
00:35:23,665 --> 00:35:26,877
I can smell hand sanitiser.
715
00:35:27,044 --> 00:35:29,588
MOONWIND: Yes. Yes! Good.
716
00:35:29,671 --> 00:35:31,882
JOE: I think I can feel my feet.
717
00:35:32,508 --> 00:35:34,259
Hmm. I feel fur.
718
00:35:34,801 --> 00:35:36,345
WOMAN: Did you find a next of kin?
719
00:35:36,428 --> 00:35:38,639
JOE: (WEAKLY) I feel fur.
720
00:35:38,722 --> 00:35:39,765
Did you hear that?
721
00:35:39,848 --> 00:35:41,934
Oh, the therapy cat is working.
722
00:35:42,434 --> 00:35:44,728
Am I close?
When can I jump in?
723
00:35:44,895 --> 00:35:46,271
Look! There I am.
724
00:35:46,813 --> 00:35:47,940
There I am.
725
00:35:48,023 --> 00:35:50,025
- (BEEPING RAPIDLY)
- His heart rate is increasing.
726
00:35:50,108 --> 00:35:51,109
I'll get the doctor.
727
00:35:51,193 --> 00:35:52,402
Mr Mittens, you stay right there.
728
00:35:52,486 --> 00:35:53,737
- What are we waiting for?
- No, Joe, don't rush this.
729
00:35:53,820 --> 00:35:55,697
- It's not the right time.
- JOE: No, it's my time.
730
00:35:55,781 --> 00:35:56,949
22: Wait, not me!
731
00:35:57,032 --> 00:35:58,575
(JOE SCREAMING)
732
00:36:01,495 --> 00:36:03,038
(WHISTLING JAUNTY TUNE)
733
00:36:03,121 --> 00:36:05,249
(JOE AND 22 SCREAMING)
734
00:36:11,755 --> 00:36:13,799
(EKG BEEPING STEADILY)
735
00:36:13,882 --> 00:36:17,135
JOE: (CHUCKLES) I did it.
I did it! I'm back.
736
00:36:17,219 --> 00:36:18,762
(JOE LAUGHS)
737
00:36:18,846 --> 00:36:19,888
What the...
738
00:36:21,515 --> 00:36:22,516
No.
739
00:36:23,809 --> 00:36:26,103
No. No. No.
740
00:36:26,270 --> 00:36:27,604
I'm in the cat?
741
00:36:27,771 --> 00:36:29,481
Wait a minute.
If I'm in here, then who...
742
00:36:29,565 --> 00:36:31,608
22: (GROANS) What?
JOE: You're in my body!
743
00:36:31,692 --> 00:36:33,819
- 22: You're in the cat?
- Wait, wait, that's my body.
744
00:36:33,902 --> 00:36:36,655
- 22: I'm in a body! No!
- Why are you in my body?
745
00:36:36,864 --> 00:36:38,490
I don't wanna be a cat.
I hate cats!
746
00:36:38,657 --> 00:36:39,741
22: Oh, it's disgusting.
747
00:36:39,825 --> 00:36:41,493
That Moonwind guy, he messed this up.
748
00:36:42,452 --> 00:36:44,705
Doc, you gotta help me.
That's my body, but I'm trapped...
749
00:36:44,788 --> 00:36:46,623
(MEOWING)
750
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:49,751
Oh, no, they can't understand me.
751
00:36:49,835 --> 00:36:51,587
They think you're me.
You gotta try.
752
00:36:51,670 --> 00:36:54,089
(CLEARS THROAT)
Miss Doctor, we have a problem.
753
00:36:54,173 --> 00:36:56,633
(IN JOE'S VOICE) I'm an unborn soul
and I wanna stay at the You Seminar.
754
00:36:56,717 --> 00:36:58,552
Yes, well, that drug doesn't
seem to be working at all.
755
00:36:58,635 --> 00:36:59,803
22: (IN NORMAL VOICE)
No, no, no, you don't understand.
756
00:36:59,887 --> 00:37:00,888
- I'm not Mr Gardner.
- JOE: Shh!
757
00:37:00,971 --> 00:37:02,097
They're gonna think you're nuts.
758
00:37:02,181 --> 00:37:03,265
I mean, that I'm nuts.
759
00:37:03,348 --> 00:37:04,433
Oh, how did this happen?
760
00:37:04,516 --> 00:37:06,810
I fell into your body because
it doesn't have a soul.
761
00:37:06,894 --> 00:37:08,520
Then why am I in a cat?
762
00:37:08,604 --> 00:37:10,063
I don't know!
763
00:37:11,190 --> 00:37:12,399
(MR MITTENS MEOWS)
764
00:37:12,482 --> 00:37:14,776
Is there anyone we can call, Mr Gardner?
765
00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:16,403
A next of kin or friend?
766
00:37:16,570 --> 00:37:18,488
- Tell her no.
- Uh, no.
767
00:37:18,655 --> 00:37:19,823
Can you tell me what day it is?
768
00:37:19,990 --> 00:37:21,241
It's the worst day of my life.
769
00:37:21,325 --> 00:37:22,784
I don't wanna be here. I hate Earth.
770
00:37:22,951 --> 00:37:24,703
Tell you what.
We're going to keep you here
771
00:37:24,786 --> 00:37:26,496
for observation. Just for a bit.
772
00:37:26,663 --> 00:37:28,749
Perhaps our therapy cat can go
to his next appointment.
773
00:37:28,832 --> 00:37:30,083
- (SNARLS)
- (GASPS) Okay. Okay.
774
00:37:30,167 --> 00:37:32,169
- You gotta talk to her.
- (SIGHS) Okay.
775
00:37:32,252 --> 00:37:34,671
Miss Doctor,
this body's soul is in this cat.
776
00:37:34,755 --> 00:37:35,756
Stop talking.
777
00:37:35,839 --> 00:37:37,132
So naturally, he wants to stay close.
778
00:37:37,299 --> 00:37:39,426
Uh, keep the cat.
Just get some rest.
779
00:37:39,510 --> 00:37:40,677
A lot of it. Okay?
780
00:37:40,761 --> 00:37:42,888
I'll come get Mr Mittens in ten minutes.
781
00:37:43,388 --> 00:37:44,681
Ten minutes?
We gotta get outta here.
782
00:37:44,765 --> 00:37:47,643
No way! I am not moving!
783
00:37:47,809 --> 00:37:51,063
I can't believe I'm in a body
on this hellish planet.
784
00:37:51,230 --> 00:37:53,106
I have bendy meat sticks.
785
00:37:53,190 --> 00:37:56,026
I can feel myself feeling myself. (GAGS)
786
00:37:56,109 --> 00:37:58,237
Hey! Focus! Listen to me.
787
00:37:58,320 --> 00:37:59,988
We gotta get out of here
before they take me away.
788
00:38:00,155 --> 00:38:02,115
Take you away?
You're gonna leave me?
789
00:38:02,282 --> 00:38:03,867
No way! That's my body you're in.
790
00:38:03,951 --> 00:38:05,244
Okay, do you think you can walk?
791
00:38:05,410 --> 00:38:06,537
I don't know!
792
00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:09,122
I failed Body Test Drive, like, 436 times.
793
00:38:09,289 --> 00:38:10,791
But will you try?
794
00:38:13,627 --> 00:38:16,588
Okay. Gotta find Moonwind,
he can fix this.
795
00:38:17,881 --> 00:38:19,508
I'm a cat. I can make this.
796
00:38:21,844 --> 00:38:23,846
(WHIMSICAL JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
797
00:38:25,472 --> 00:38:27,474
Okay, come on, you're doing great.
798
00:38:27,558 --> 00:38:29,852
- Keep going. Keep going.
- (22 YELPS, GRUNTS)
799
00:38:29,935 --> 00:38:31,770
22: I'm just gonna rest here for a minute.
800
00:38:31,854 --> 00:38:34,606
No, no, no, no.
They'll be back any minute. Come on.
801
00:38:34,773 --> 00:38:36,441
Okay! (GRUNTS)
802
00:38:36,900 --> 00:38:39,319
- (WHIMPERS)
- (SHOES SQUEAKING)
803
00:38:41,864 --> 00:38:42,990
(LIFT BELL DINGS)
804
00:38:46,535 --> 00:38:48,078
(GASPS)
805
00:38:48,161 --> 00:38:49,663
- In here!
- (22 GRUNTS)
806
00:38:55,794 --> 00:38:57,337
22: Whoa. (GROANS)
807
00:38:58,672 --> 00:38:59,882
JOE: Okay, good.
808
00:39:01,049 --> 00:39:03,260
Now push the down button.
809
00:39:04,261 --> 00:39:06,513
- (22 GRUNTS)
- Move your... Nope. Careful.
810
00:39:06,597 --> 00:39:07,764
Those fingers are my livelihood.
811
00:39:07,848 --> 00:39:09,057
(22 GROANS)
812
00:39:11,018 --> 00:39:12,019
- (BUTTON CLICKS)
- Ugh.
813
00:39:12,102 --> 00:39:13,896
- (LIFT BELL DINGS)
- Now get in.
814
00:39:16,273 --> 00:39:17,524
22: Phew!
815
00:39:19,735 --> 00:39:20,736
22: Hmm.
816
00:39:20,819 --> 00:39:23,030
(JOE GRUNTING AND GASPING)
817
00:39:23,113 --> 00:39:24,948
- 22: Hmm.
- (JOE SIGHS)
818
00:39:25,032 --> 00:39:26,491
Okay, what did Moonwind say?
819
00:39:26,575 --> 00:39:28,535
He said on the corner of 14th and 7th.
820
00:39:28,619 --> 00:39:30,662
Yeah, that's Chelsea.
Near Jackson Square Park.
821
00:39:30,746 --> 00:39:32,414
Exactly. Wait.
How do you know all that?
822
00:39:32,497 --> 00:39:33,916
It's all in this stupid brain of yours.
823
00:39:33,999 --> 00:39:35,501
Hey, hey, hey, stay outta there.
824
00:39:35,584 --> 00:39:37,336
Oh, relax. There's not much here.
825
00:39:37,503 --> 00:39:38,962
Jazz, jazz, more jazz.
826
00:39:39,046 --> 00:39:40,672
Oh, and someone named Lisa.
Who's that?
827
00:39:40,756 --> 00:39:41,798
Uh, never mind.
828
00:39:41,882 --> 00:39:43,175
(LIFT BELL DINGS)
829
00:39:52,768 --> 00:39:54,186
I, um...
830
00:39:54,269 --> 00:39:55,479
It's all happening too fast, you know.
831
00:39:55,562 --> 00:39:56,813
Let's just take a minute and, um...
832
00:39:56,897 --> 00:39:59,024
Come on, let's go.
They could be here any second.
833
00:39:59,107 --> 00:40:00,400
(22 SIGHS)
834
00:40:00,484 --> 00:40:01,860
(CAR HORNS HONKING)
835
00:40:03,570 --> 00:40:05,280
(HELICOPTER WHIRRING)
836
00:40:05,906 --> 00:40:08,075
(NOISY CHATTER)
837
00:40:08,158 --> 00:40:09,243
(22 YELPS)
838
00:40:09,993 --> 00:40:12,287
JOE: Don't worry, it's okay.
Just keep walking.
839
00:40:12,371 --> 00:40:13,497
(DRILL WHIRRING)
840
00:40:13,580 --> 00:40:15,249
(BLOWING WHISTLE)
841
00:40:15,332 --> 00:40:17,501
- (SIREN WAILING)
- (TRUCK HORN BLARES)
842
00:40:17,584 --> 00:40:18,585
22: Aah!
843
00:40:18,669 --> 00:40:19,711
No, don't stop.
What are you doing?
844
00:40:19,795 --> 00:40:20,796
This is New York City.
845
00:40:20,879 --> 00:40:23,382
You don't stop in the middle
of the street. Go, go, go.
846
00:40:23,465 --> 00:40:25,008
- (SCREAMS)
- (JOE GROANS)
847
00:40:25,092 --> 00:40:27,302
- (22 GROANING)
- (TYRES SCREECH)
848
00:40:27,678 --> 00:40:28,679
(GASPS)
849
00:40:28,762 --> 00:40:30,889
JOE: Oh, no. 22. 22!
850
00:40:32,349 --> 00:40:35,644
(PANTING) 22. Oh, no.
Oh, no. 22. 22.
851
00:40:35,811 --> 00:40:37,521
22! 22!
852
00:40:43,318 --> 00:40:45,779
22, I didn't know I had claws, okay?
853
00:40:45,946 --> 00:40:47,948
Look, I'm sorry.
But come on, let's go.
854
00:40:48,031 --> 00:40:49,032
No way.
855
00:40:49,116 --> 00:40:51,994
I am staying right here
until your stupid body dies.
856
00:40:52,160 --> 00:40:55,080
Which will happen any minute now
because your stomach is earthquaking.
857
00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:00,544
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
858
00:41:09,011 --> 00:41:10,679
Yeah, this place is worse than I thought.
859
00:41:10,762 --> 00:41:13,098
It's loud, and bright, and...
860
00:41:13,182 --> 00:41:15,267
(SNIFFS) Hmm.
What is that in my nose?
861
00:41:15,434 --> 00:41:17,019
- That's smell.
- (INHALES DEEPLY)
862
00:41:17,102 --> 00:41:20,189
And if you think that's good,
just imagine what it tastes like.
863
00:41:20,606 --> 00:41:22,608
Hmm. (SUCKS TEETH)
864
00:41:22,691 --> 00:41:23,734
Go on.
865
00:41:31,867 --> 00:41:34,536
It's so good! (SCREAMS)
866
00:41:35,579 --> 00:41:36,830
It's, uh...
867
00:41:36,914 --> 00:41:38,624
It's not horrible.
868
00:41:38,790 --> 00:41:40,876
Good. You can eat on the way.
Let's go.
869
00:41:42,085 --> 00:41:45,464
Or you just take a few minutes. Sure.
870
00:41:45,547 --> 00:41:47,674
(SMACKING)
871
00:41:48,175 --> 00:41:50,469
Hmm. Strange,
I don't feel so angry anymore.
872
00:41:50,636 --> 00:41:53,222
That's great.
Ready to find Moonwind?
873
00:41:54,097 --> 00:41:55,098
Maybe.
874
00:41:55,265 --> 00:41:57,768
I'm telling you, Joe,
it's pronounced yee-row.
875
00:41:57,851 --> 00:42:00,312
JOE: Yeah, but in New York,
we call them gyros. It's Greek.
876
00:42:00,395 --> 00:42:01,980
No, I got in a fight
with Archimedes about this.
877
00:42:02,064 --> 00:42:03,065
He said it's...
878
00:42:03,148 --> 00:42:04,608
- Yee-row.
- Yo-yo.
879
00:42:04,691 --> 00:42:05,901
- Yee-row.
- YOLO.
880
00:42:05,984 --> 00:42:06,985
- Yee-row.
- Sergio?
881
00:42:07,069 --> 00:42:08,070
Yee-row!
882
00:42:08,695 --> 00:42:09,863
I miss that guy.
883
00:42:10,030 --> 00:42:11,657
This is 14th and 7th.
884
00:42:13,450 --> 00:42:14,743
That's gotta be him.
885
00:42:16,119 --> 00:42:17,621
(CAR HORN BEEPS)
886
00:42:17,704 --> 00:42:19,414
22: Moonwind, you gotta help me.
887
00:42:20,123 --> 00:42:21,208
(YELPS)
888
00:42:22,292 --> 00:42:24,086
Joe! You made it into your body.
889
00:42:24,253 --> 00:42:25,337
No, he didn't.
890
00:42:25,420 --> 00:42:27,130
That is my body.
891
00:42:27,297 --> 00:42:28,882
You're in a cat?
892
00:42:29,049 --> 00:42:30,217
That's marvellous!
893
00:42:30,300 --> 00:42:31,510
Hey, Moonwimp!
894
00:42:31,593 --> 00:42:33,679
That sign won't spin by itself, hear me?
895
00:42:33,846 --> 00:42:36,932
But, Marge, look!
I put this man's soul in a cat.
896
00:42:37,099 --> 00:42:38,433
Who cares? And you!
897
00:42:38,600 --> 00:42:41,478
We only have room for
one weirdo here, so, scram!
898
00:42:41,645 --> 00:42:42,813
Get back to work!
899
00:42:42,980 --> 00:42:44,398
No one understands my art.
900
00:42:44,481 --> 00:42:45,482
Moonwind, listen,
901
00:42:45,566 --> 00:42:48,151
I gotta get out of here and back in there.
902
00:42:48,318 --> 00:42:49,319
Well, we'll have to perform
903
00:42:49,403 --> 00:42:51,280
an old-fashioned astral
transmigration displacement.
904
00:42:51,363 --> 00:42:52,573
- A what?
- It's simply a way
905
00:42:52,656 --> 00:42:54,074
to get your souls back where they belong.
906
00:42:54,157 --> 00:42:55,701
And it's a glorious ritual, indeed,
907
00:42:55,784 --> 00:42:58,537
full of chanting, dancing,
and best of all, bongos.
908
00:42:58,704 --> 00:43:01,874
I need to be at The Half Note by 7:00,
so this needs to happen right now.
909
00:43:01,957 --> 00:43:03,542
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast.
910
00:43:03,709 --> 00:43:05,919
You must wait for another thin spot
911
00:43:06,003 --> 00:43:07,880
to open between Earth
and the astral plane.
912
00:43:08,046 --> 00:43:09,214
And that won't occur
913
00:43:09,298 --> 00:43:11,758
until Orcus moves
into the house of Gemini.
914
00:43:11,925 --> 00:43:12,926
When is that?
915
00:43:13,010 --> 00:43:14,678
Well, the government calls it 6:30.
916
00:43:14,761 --> 00:43:15,846
Look, I'll meet you at The Half Note.
917
00:43:15,929 --> 00:43:16,930
6:30? You serious?
918
00:43:17,014 --> 00:43:18,307
I'll gather all
the necessary provisions...
919
00:43:18,390 --> 00:43:20,976
- I said, get out of here! Go!
- (22 SCREAMS)
920
00:43:21,059 --> 00:43:22,394
MOONWIND: See you
at The Half Note at 6:30!
921
00:43:22,477 --> 00:43:23,645
I'll take care of everything!
922
00:43:23,729 --> 00:43:25,606
And stay away!
923
00:43:27,691 --> 00:43:29,568
(MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING)
924
00:43:33,614 --> 00:43:35,616
TERRY: Sure are a lot of Garcias in here.
925
00:43:38,619 --> 00:43:40,787
You're out there somewhere, little soul,
926
00:43:40,871 --> 00:43:43,040
and I'm gonna find ya.
927
00:43:43,457 --> 00:43:45,459
JOE: All right, this is the last snack.
928
00:43:45,542 --> 00:43:47,544
I can barely fit into my pants as it is.
929
00:43:47,711 --> 00:43:49,505
6:30 is cutting it close. Too close.
930
00:43:49,588 --> 00:43:52,382
We gotta get back to my place
and get you cleaned up and...
931
00:43:52,466 --> 00:43:54,760
Ahh! (RETCHES, SIGHS)
932
00:43:54,843 --> 00:43:57,137
We gotta hail a cab.
Hold your hand out.
933
00:43:57,304 --> 00:43:58,680
Hold it up and out.
934
00:43:59,264 --> 00:44:02,100
Man, this would be hard
even if I wasn't wearing a hospital gown.
935
00:44:03,602 --> 00:44:04,603
(TYRES SCREECH)
936
00:44:04,686 --> 00:44:06,605
Go, go, go!
Just run to that one.
937
00:44:10,567 --> 00:44:11,652
(GASPS)
938
00:44:12,736 --> 00:44:14,905
DOROTHEA: Is that Teach?
939
00:44:14,988 --> 00:44:16,615
- 22: Mm, pepperoni.
- (JOE GASPS)
940
00:44:16,698 --> 00:44:18,867
(JOE AS MR MITTENS YOWLING)
941
00:44:30,796 --> 00:44:32,214
JOE: Aah, Dorothea Williams saw me.
942
00:44:32,297 --> 00:44:34,341
What am I gonna do?
She's gonna think I'm crazy.
943
00:44:34,508 --> 00:44:35,676
Maybe you should call her up
944
00:44:35,759 --> 00:44:37,469
and tell her that we're not crazy.
945
00:44:37,636 --> 00:44:40,848
I've only been a person for an hour,
and even I know that's a bad idea.
946
00:44:41,682 --> 00:44:44,560
JOE: I just gotta get back in my body
and really bring it tonight.
947
00:44:44,726 --> 00:44:47,354
How come this part is stinky
but this part smells fine?
948
00:44:47,521 --> 00:44:49,898
Never mind.
Just put those pants on.
949
00:44:50,065 --> 00:44:51,275
Sheesh, I can't believe I've been
950
00:44:51,358 --> 00:44:52,609
walking around in this city
with no pants on.
951
00:44:52,693 --> 00:44:54,194
22: I don't even wanna be here, remember?
952
00:44:54,278 --> 00:44:55,737
I don't want you here either. I just...
953
00:44:55,821 --> 00:44:58,031
I just wanna get back to my body,
954
00:44:58,198 --> 00:45:01,326
then get back to the (YAWNS) club.
955
00:45:01,410 --> 00:45:02,953
- (SNORING)
- What's the matter with you?
956
00:45:03,036 --> 00:45:05,998
(SLEEPILY) Uh... I don't know.
It's the sun. It's just so...
957
00:45:06,081 --> 00:45:07,583
- (YAWNS)
- (MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES)
958
00:45:07,666 --> 00:45:08,667
JOE: My phone!
959
00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:10,294
22: Um... Okay, your clothes
are rumbling again.
960
00:45:10,377 --> 00:45:11,628
(JAZZ MUSIC RINGTONE PLAYING)
961
00:45:11,712 --> 00:45:13,839
Curley! Uh... No, no.
962
00:45:15,591 --> 00:45:16,884
(GRUNTING)
963
00:45:19,011 --> 00:45:20,053
Oops.
964
00:45:21,930 --> 00:45:23,640
- (MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES)
- (GASPS)
965
00:45:24,600 --> 00:45:27,394
CURLEY: Hey, Mr G, it's Curley.
Um... (SIGHS)
966
00:45:27,477 --> 00:45:28,687
I hope you're doin' okay.
967
00:45:28,854 --> 00:45:32,566
Dorothea freaked out when she saw you,
and she called this other guy, Robert.
968
00:45:32,733 --> 00:45:34,151
He's got the gig now. I'm sorry.
969
00:45:34,234 --> 00:45:35,736
- No, no, no.
- (CURLEY SIGHS)
970
00:45:35,819 --> 00:45:36,820
CURLEY: Look, honestly,
971
00:45:36,904 --> 00:45:39,615
your class was the only reason
I went to school at all.
972
00:45:39,781 --> 00:45:41,366
Like, I owe you a lot.
973
00:45:41,450 --> 00:45:42,576
So, here's the plan.
974
00:45:42,659 --> 00:45:44,203
Clean yourself up, put on a killer suit,
975
00:45:44,286 --> 00:45:45,913
and get to the club early.
976
00:45:46,079 --> 00:45:47,956
I'm gonna try and talk to her.
977
00:45:48,123 --> 00:45:51,043
Just make sure you show up
looking like a million bucks, all right?
978
00:45:51,585 --> 00:45:53,462
I hope I see you, man.
All right. Peace.
979
00:45:53,545 --> 00:45:55,422
Oh! I can get the gig back, 22.
980
00:45:55,506 --> 00:45:56,798
I need your help. I have a suit.
981
00:45:57,132 --> 00:45:58,258
I'm gonna need you to try it on.
982
00:45:58,342 --> 00:45:59,343
22: No, no, no.
983
00:45:59,426 --> 00:46:01,011
JOE: And then I can line
my hair up a little bit,
984
00:46:01,094 --> 00:46:03,305
- and I can...
- 22: Nope. No way, no how.
985
00:46:03,472 --> 00:46:04,598
- 22!
- (KNOCK ON DOOR)
986
00:46:04,681 --> 00:46:05,682
(JOE GASPS)
987
00:46:08,185 --> 00:46:09,728
- GIRL: Mr Gardner?
- Ah!
988
00:46:09,811 --> 00:46:11,271
It's Connie.
She's here for her lesson.
989
00:46:11,355 --> 00:46:13,065
- What do I do?
- CONNIE: I can hear you!
990
00:46:13,232 --> 00:46:14,733
Just tell her that you can't do it today.
991
00:46:15,484 --> 00:46:16,485
22: Hi, Connie.
992
00:46:16,568 --> 00:46:17,653
Sorry, but Joe can't do it today.
993
00:46:17,736 --> 00:46:18,862
JOE: You're Joe!
22: I mean, me.
994
00:46:18,946 --> 00:46:20,113
Me can't do it today.
995
00:46:20,197 --> 00:46:21,823
JOE: Good. Now let's go
check out that suit.
996
00:46:21,907 --> 00:46:23,992
CONNIE: I came to tell you that I quit.
997
00:46:24,159 --> 00:46:25,160
- 22: Quit?
- (JOE GROANS)
998
00:46:25,244 --> 00:46:27,204
We don't have time for this.
The suit is in the closet.
999
00:46:27,287 --> 00:46:30,082
CONNIE: Band is a stupid waste of time.
1000
00:46:30,249 --> 00:46:31,375
This kid is talking sense.
1001
00:46:31,542 --> 00:46:32,543
JOE: What are you doing?
1002
00:46:35,379 --> 00:46:37,631
Here, I quit.
I think jazz is pointless.
1003
00:46:37,714 --> 00:46:39,842
Oh, yeah, jazz is definitely pointless.
1004
00:46:39,925 --> 00:46:40,926
JOE: Hey!
1005
00:46:41,009 --> 00:46:43,053
In fact, all of school is a waste of time.
1006
00:46:44,888 --> 00:46:47,516
Of course. Like my mentor,
George Orwell, used to say,
1007
00:46:47,599 --> 00:46:48,851
"State sponsored education
1008
00:46:48,934 --> 00:46:51,478
"is like the rattling of a stick
inside a swill bucket."
1009
00:46:51,562 --> 00:46:52,688
Yeah!
1010
00:46:52,855 --> 00:46:54,940
The ruling class's core
curriculum stifles dissent.
1011
00:46:55,023 --> 00:46:56,358
It's the oldest trick in the book.
1012
00:46:56,441 --> 00:46:57,442
What are you talkin' about?
1013
00:46:57,526 --> 00:46:58,569
She doesn't care about any of that.
1014
00:46:58,652 --> 00:47:00,571
I've been saying that
since the third grade.
1015
00:47:00,654 --> 00:47:02,573
You know, you seem really smart.
1016
00:47:02,739 --> 00:47:04,616
What is your position on pizza?
1017
00:47:04,700 --> 00:47:07,244
- Uh, I like it?
- Me, too!
1018
00:47:07,327 --> 00:47:09,288
What are you doing? (GRUNTS)
1019
00:47:09,371 --> 00:47:10,914
I'd rather hang with Connie.
1020
00:47:11,415 --> 00:47:13,125
What? Come back here!
You open this...
1021
00:47:13,208 --> 00:47:14,960
(JOE AS MR MITTENS YOWLING)
1022
00:47:15,419 --> 00:47:17,880
Um, I think your cat wants to get out.
1023
00:47:17,963 --> 00:47:19,256
Ugh, he thinks he knows everything.
1024
00:47:19,423 --> 00:47:21,216
JOE: 22! Don't you walk away from me.
1025
00:47:21,300 --> 00:47:22,301
Come here right now.
1026
00:47:22,384 --> 00:47:24,261
I'm gonna go in
and I'mma scratch up the sofa.
1027
00:47:24,428 --> 00:47:25,679
Oh, wait a minute, that's my sofa.
1028
00:47:25,846 --> 00:47:27,389
You really got things figured out, Connie.
1029
00:47:27,472 --> 00:47:30,559
I'd better give this back.
It belongs to the school.
1030
00:47:30,642 --> 00:47:31,685
Sure.
1031
00:47:31,768 --> 00:47:33,187
You know, I really am glad
there's someone else
1032
00:47:33,270 --> 00:47:34,813
who sees how ridiculous this place is.
1033
00:47:34,897 --> 00:47:36,481
You're right to quit.
I learned about quitting...
1034
00:47:36,565 --> 00:47:37,691
You know what, Mr G?
1035
00:47:37,774 --> 00:47:39,401
I was practising this one thing yesterday
1036
00:47:39,484 --> 00:47:43,071
and maybe you can listen to it
and tell me to quit after, okay?
1037
00:47:44,198 --> 00:47:46,241
(PLAYING TUNE)
1038
00:47:46,325 --> 00:47:48,118
Uh, okay.
1039
00:47:53,999 --> 00:47:56,001
(PLAYING IMPROVISED JAZZ TUNE)
1040
00:48:10,140 --> 00:48:11,141
(THUD)
1041
00:48:18,774 --> 00:48:21,777
- (EXHALES DEEPLY)
- Wow. You really love this.
1042
00:48:22,611 --> 00:48:23,820
Yeah.
1043
00:48:24,613 --> 00:48:27,449
So, maybe I'd better stick with it?
1044
00:48:27,950 --> 00:48:29,034
Yeah.
1045
00:48:29,409 --> 00:48:30,619
CONNIE: Bye, Mr G.
1046
00:48:30,702 --> 00:48:32,120
See you next week!
1047
00:48:32,287 --> 00:48:33,664
JOE: 22!
1048
00:48:34,706 --> 00:48:37,167
- (JOE GRUNTS)
- So, Connie came here to quit,
1049
00:48:37,251 --> 00:48:38,252
but then she didn't.
1050
00:48:38,335 --> 00:48:39,753
22, forget about that. Listen.
1051
00:48:39,837 --> 00:48:41,839
I need to know this, Joe.
Why didn't she quit?
1052
00:48:42,005 --> 00:48:43,090
Because she loves to play.
1053
00:48:43,173 --> 00:48:46,677
She might say she hates everything,
but trombone is her thing.
1054
00:48:46,844 --> 00:48:48,011
She's good at it.
1055
00:48:48,095 --> 00:48:50,430
Maybe trombone is her spark, I don't know.
1056
00:48:50,597 --> 00:48:54,142
Please. If I'm gonna get this gig back,
I need your help.
1057
00:48:54,810 --> 00:48:55,811
Okay.
1058
00:48:56,186 --> 00:48:57,187
Really?
1059
00:48:57,271 --> 00:49:00,315
I'll help you,
but I wanna try a few things.
1060
00:49:00,399 --> 00:49:01,525
'Cause I don't know,
1061
00:49:01,608 --> 00:49:04,862
some of it's not as boring
as it is at the You Seminar,
1062
00:49:05,028 --> 00:49:06,947
and if Connie can find
something she loves here,
1063
00:49:07,030 --> 00:49:08,365
maybe I can, too.
1064
00:49:08,448 --> 00:49:10,951
- Great!
- So, what do we do first?
1065
00:49:12,995 --> 00:49:14,246
(22 SCREAMING)
1066
00:49:14,329 --> 00:49:15,914
- 22: This water hurts!
- It's okay.
1067
00:49:15,998 --> 00:49:17,624
You just have to turn the other knob.
1068
00:49:17,708 --> 00:49:18,792
22: Oh, okay, that's better.
1069
00:49:18,876 --> 00:49:20,043
And I wouldn't be mad
1070
00:49:20,127 --> 00:49:22,212
if you put a little lotion
on me when you're done.
1071
00:49:22,546 --> 00:49:23,922
(LIQUID SQUIRTING)
1072
00:49:24,006 --> 00:49:25,340
(MUFFLED RATTLING)
1073
00:49:27,009 --> 00:49:28,802
22: I washed your butt for you.
1074
00:49:30,053 --> 00:49:31,930
Ah! (SPITS) Spicy! Spicy!
1075
00:49:34,266 --> 00:49:36,185
(GRUNTS, YELPS)
1076
00:49:36,268 --> 00:49:37,269
(THUD)
1077
00:49:37,936 --> 00:49:40,105
You five will be insecure.
1078
00:49:40,272 --> 00:49:42,900
And you 12 will be self-absorbed.
1079
00:49:43,066 --> 00:49:45,569
We really should stop sending
so many through that pavilion.
1080
00:49:45,736 --> 00:49:46,737
TERRY: Found him!
1081
00:49:46,820 --> 00:49:47,821
See that, everybody?
1082
00:49:47,905 --> 00:49:49,239
Who figured out why the count's off?
1083
00:49:49,323 --> 00:49:50,324
That's right, Terry did.
1084
00:49:50,407 --> 00:49:51,450
It's Terrytime.
1085
00:49:51,617 --> 00:49:53,869
- Wow. Nice work.
- Well, who is it?
1086
00:49:54,036 --> 00:49:55,454
Right. (CLEARS THROAT)
1087
00:49:55,537 --> 00:49:58,332
Uh... Joe Gardner is his name.
1088
00:49:58,498 --> 00:50:00,417
Looks like he's back down on Earth.
1089
00:50:00,501 --> 00:50:01,502
That's not good.
1090
00:50:01,585 --> 00:50:03,086
That... That's the mentor
we set up with 22.
1091
00:50:03,253 --> 00:50:05,547
All right, all right.
Easy on the hysterics.
1092
00:50:05,714 --> 00:50:08,509
Terry's got this under control.
I'll handle it.
1093
00:50:08,592 --> 00:50:09,593
How?
1094
00:50:09,676 --> 00:50:10,677
I'll go down there and get him.
1095
00:50:10,761 --> 00:50:12,095
Set the count right, lickety-split.
1096
00:50:12,179 --> 00:50:14,139
Okay, whoa.
Are you sure that's a good idea?
1097
00:50:14,223 --> 00:50:16,475
Look, you all are the ones who beefed it.
1098
00:50:16,558 --> 00:50:18,101
I'm trying to un-beef it.
1099
00:50:18,602 --> 00:50:20,103
But you cannot be seen.
1100
00:50:20,270 --> 00:50:21,480
By anyone.
1101
00:50:21,563 --> 00:50:24,650
Don't worry. I'll make sure
no one else sees me.
1102
00:50:24,816 --> 00:50:27,778
I'll move among the shadows, like a ninja.
1103
00:50:27,945 --> 00:50:30,280
Please, just do it quickly and quietly.
1104
00:50:30,447 --> 00:50:33,367
And also quickly.
And quietly as well.
1105
00:50:36,954 --> 00:50:39,957
This won't be a disaster, that's for sure.
1106
00:50:40,958 --> 00:50:44,503
Mm. Trusty old brown suit.
Still a perfect fit.
1107
00:50:44,670 --> 00:50:46,672
It's a little tight in the back-here part.
1108
00:50:46,839 --> 00:50:48,632
JOE: It'll loosen. Sit down.
1109
00:50:50,050 --> 00:50:51,051
I'm a cat.
1110
00:50:52,344 --> 00:50:53,387
I'll do it.
1111
00:50:53,470 --> 00:50:54,596
You couldn't call an elevator, remember?
1112
00:50:54,680 --> 00:50:57,891
No way. I just need to line me up.
Now be still.
1113
00:50:58,851 --> 00:51:00,435
(WHIRRING)
1114
00:51:00,727 --> 00:51:02,980
Uh, it's like a little tiny chainsaw.
1115
00:51:03,146 --> 00:51:05,315
- Don't move.
- I'm not moving. You're moving.
1116
00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:08,402
(CONTINUES WHIRRING)
1117
00:51:10,863 --> 00:51:12,197
- (JOE WHIMPERS)
- (22 YELPS)
1118
00:51:13,949 --> 00:51:15,284
(GASPS) Oh, no!
1119
00:51:15,367 --> 00:51:16,493
Don't worry, I'm okay.
1120
00:51:16,577 --> 00:51:19,454
Oh, no, no, no! My hair!
My hair is not okay!
1121
00:51:19,538 --> 00:51:20,873
This is a disaster!
1122
00:51:21,290 --> 00:51:23,041
(GASPS) We gotta fix this. Right now.
1123
00:51:23,208 --> 00:51:25,460
- Okay. How?
- We gotta go see Dez.
1124
00:51:25,627 --> 00:51:27,546
Great. Who's Dez?
1125
00:51:27,713 --> 00:51:29,047
MAN: Yo, Ian, man, how you get
1126
00:51:29,131 --> 00:51:30,591
that big peanut head?
What happened to you?
1127
00:51:30,757 --> 00:51:33,635
IAN: Man, shut up, man.
You know I'm sensitive about that.
1128
00:51:33,802 --> 00:51:35,179
JOE: Dez is the guy in the back.
1129
00:51:35,262 --> 00:51:36,305
He can fix this.
1130
00:51:36,471 --> 00:51:37,806
Talk about havin' a spark.
1131
00:51:37,890 --> 00:51:39,433
This guy was born to be a barber.
1132
00:51:39,641 --> 00:51:42,227
But I can't pass for you
in front of all your friends.
1133
00:51:42,394 --> 00:51:43,937
Dez is the only one that I talk to.
1134
00:51:44,021 --> 00:51:45,439
We usually talk about jazz,
1135
00:51:45,606 --> 00:51:48,400
but this time, just sit there,
get the cut, and get out.
1136
00:51:48,483 --> 00:51:50,652
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
1137
00:51:52,070 --> 00:51:53,947
Hey, Joe. What are you
doing here on a weekday?
1138
00:51:54,031 --> 00:51:56,158
You didn't call for an appointment, man.
It's gonna be a while.
1139
00:51:56,533 --> 00:51:59,077
Ah, I was afraid of this.
Go ahead and sit down.
1140
00:51:59,536 --> 00:52:01,121
- (ALL EXCLAIM)
- Oh, my Lord.
1141
00:52:01,205 --> 00:52:02,539
You gotta wait, son.
This is an emergency.
1142
00:52:02,706 --> 00:52:03,999
What? That ain't cool, Dez.
1143
00:52:04,166 --> 00:52:05,459
You could always let Harold cut your hair.
1144
00:52:05,542 --> 00:52:06,919
His chair's wide open.
1145
00:52:07,419 --> 00:52:09,004
Nah. I can wait.
1146
00:52:09,171 --> 00:52:11,340
Joe, get your butt in this chair now.
1147
00:52:14,134 --> 00:52:15,677
Should I even ask you how this happened?
1148
00:52:15,844 --> 00:52:17,596
- The cat did it.
- Stop sounding insane.
1149
00:52:17,763 --> 00:52:19,723
I mean, um, I was distracted
1150
00:52:19,806 --> 00:52:21,558
getting ready to play with
Dorothea Williams tonight.
1151
00:52:21,725 --> 00:52:24,186
Dorothea Williams?
That's big time, Joe.
1152
00:52:24,269 --> 00:52:26,146
Congratulations!
1153
00:52:26,313 --> 00:52:28,148
Joe ain't getting no gig, Dez.
1154
00:52:28,232 --> 00:52:30,442
You know he Mr Close-But-No-Cigar.
1155
00:52:30,526 --> 00:52:31,735
(SIGHS) This guy.
1156
00:52:31,818 --> 00:52:33,695
Joe, ignore him.
Now let's fix you up.
1157
00:52:34,071 --> 00:52:35,280
You keeping that cat on your lap?
1158
00:52:35,447 --> 00:52:36,657
Is it okay that I do that?
1159
00:52:36,823 --> 00:52:38,909
Suit yourself. You're the boss.
1160
00:52:39,451 --> 00:52:40,786
- I am?
- When you're in this chair,
1161
00:52:40,869 --> 00:52:41,954
yeah, you are.
1162
00:52:42,162 --> 00:52:43,997
So can I have one of those?
1163
00:52:45,290 --> 00:52:46,792
Uh... Sure, Joe.
1164
00:52:49,586 --> 00:52:50,796
(CHUCKLES) Cool.
1165
00:52:52,840 --> 00:52:54,967
Mmm. I like being in the chair.
1166
00:52:55,133 --> 00:52:56,426
Hey, get your head in the game.
1167
00:52:56,510 --> 00:52:57,594
- (WHIRRING)
- (YELPS) Little chainsaw.
1168
00:52:57,678 --> 00:52:59,179
You need to settle down.
If you keep this...
1169
00:52:59,263 --> 00:53:01,056
(MEOWING)
1170
00:53:01,723 --> 00:53:03,267
Look, I can deal with some freaky stuff,
1171
00:53:03,433 --> 00:53:04,852
but if this cat don't chill,
1172
00:53:04,935 --> 00:53:06,311
we're gonna have to put it outside.
1173
00:53:06,478 --> 00:53:08,438
Well, what's it gonna be, kitty?
1174
00:53:08,981 --> 00:53:10,190
Meow.
1175
00:53:10,357 --> 00:53:11,984
Sometimes, change is good.
1176
00:53:12,067 --> 00:53:14,236
You have been rocking
that same style for a while.
1177
00:53:14,403 --> 00:53:17,489
Well, Dez, for hundreds of years,
I've had no style at all.
1178
00:53:17,656 --> 00:53:20,033
- PAUL: You can say that again.
- (ALL LAUGH)
1179
00:53:20,993 --> 00:53:22,494
Mmm. But then my life changed.
1180
00:53:22,661 --> 00:53:23,704
Oh, yeah? What happened?
1181
00:53:23,871 --> 00:53:25,914
I was existing as a theoretical construct
1182
00:53:25,998 --> 00:53:27,374
in a hypothetical way station
1183
00:53:27,541 --> 00:53:28,584
between life and death.
1184
00:53:28,750 --> 00:53:29,751
I heard that.
1185
00:53:30,419 --> 00:53:33,046
22: And by the time
I got to mentor number 266,
1186
00:53:33,213 --> 00:53:36,216
I was seriously asking, like,
what is all the fuss about?
1187
00:53:36,383 --> 00:53:39,469
Like, is all this living
really worth dying for?
1188
00:53:39,553 --> 00:53:41,180
- (ALL MURMUR AGREEINGLY)
- You know what I mean?
1189
00:53:42,389 --> 00:53:45,684
I never knew you had
such an interesting education, Joe.
1190
00:53:45,851 --> 00:53:47,686
I just thought you went to music school.
1191
00:53:47,853 --> 00:53:50,647
22: (MUFFLED) And another thing,
they say you're born to do something,
1192
00:53:50,814 --> 00:53:52,357
but how do you figure out
what that thing is?
1193
00:53:52,524 --> 00:53:54,443
I mean, what if you pick up
the wrong thing?
1194
00:53:54,526 --> 00:53:55,861
Or somebody else's thing, you know?
1195
00:53:56,028 --> 00:53:57,738
- Then you're stuck.
- Been there before.
1196
00:53:58,030 --> 00:53:59,281
I'll take one of those.
1197
00:53:59,448 --> 00:54:00,949
I wouldn't call myself stuck,
1198
00:54:01,033 --> 00:54:02,993
but I never planned on
cuttin' heads for a livin'.
1199
00:54:03,160 --> 00:54:05,913
Wait, but you were born to be a barber,
weren't you?
1200
00:54:06,079 --> 00:54:07,414
I wanted to be a veterinarian.
1201
00:54:08,040 --> 00:54:10,000
22: So, why didn't you do that?
1202
00:54:10,209 --> 00:54:12,294
I was plannin' to
when I got out of the Navy.
1203
00:54:12,461 --> 00:54:14,296
Then my daughter got sick,
1204
00:54:14,379 --> 00:54:15,839
(CHUCKLES) and barber school
is a lot cheaper
1205
00:54:15,923 --> 00:54:16,924
than veterinarian school.
1206
00:54:17,007 --> 00:54:18,050
22: Well, that's too bad.
1207
00:54:18,133 --> 00:54:19,968
You're stuck as a barber
and now you're unhappy.
1208
00:54:20,052 --> 00:54:21,845
Whoa, whoa, slow your roll there, Joe.
1209
00:54:21,929 --> 00:54:23,263
I'm happy as a clam, my man.
1210
00:54:23,430 --> 00:54:26,391
Not everyone can be Charles Drew
inventing blood transfusions.
1211
00:54:26,558 --> 00:54:28,685
22: Or me, playing piano
with Dorothea Williams.
1212
00:54:28,769 --> 00:54:29,770
- I know.
- (DOOR OPENS)
1213
00:54:29,853 --> 00:54:31,396
(LAUGHS) You are not all that.
1214
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,065
Anyone could play in a band
if they wanted to.
1215
00:54:33,398 --> 00:54:34,441
Don't pay Paul any mind.
1216
00:54:34,608 --> 00:54:36,568
People like him just bring
other people down
1217
00:54:36,652 --> 00:54:38,445
so they can make themselves feel better.
1218
00:54:38,529 --> 00:54:40,113
Oh, I get it.
1219
00:54:40,280 --> 00:54:43,200
He's just criticising me to cover up
the pain of his own failed dreams.
1220
00:54:43,283 --> 00:54:45,160
(ALL EXCLAIM, LAUGH)
1221
00:54:45,244 --> 00:54:46,954
You cut deep, Joe.
1222
00:54:47,287 --> 00:54:50,290
I wonder why sitting in this chair
makes me want to tell you things, Dez.
1223
00:54:50,457 --> 00:54:53,669
That's the magic of the chair.
That's why I love this job.
1224
00:54:53,836 --> 00:54:56,088
I get to meet interesting folks like you,
1225
00:54:56,171 --> 00:54:59,299
make them happy, and make them handsome.
1226
00:54:59,466 --> 00:55:01,885
Wow! Am I crazy or do I look younger?
1227
00:55:02,052 --> 00:55:04,137
I may not have invented
blood transfusions,
1228
00:55:04,221 --> 00:55:07,724
but I am most definitely savin' lives.
1229
00:55:08,267 --> 00:55:11,019
I don't know about
this crazy cat guy thing, man,
1230
00:55:11,186 --> 00:55:15,107
but it is nice to finally talk to you
about something other than jazz, Joe.
1231
00:55:15,190 --> 00:55:18,277
Huh. How come we, um, never
talked about your life before?
1232
00:55:18,443 --> 00:55:19,820
You never asked.
1233
00:55:19,903 --> 00:55:21,363
But I'm glad you did this time.
1234
00:55:21,530 --> 00:55:23,532
MAN: Looking good, brother.
WOMAN: Have a great show.
1235
00:55:23,782 --> 00:55:26,326
(CHUCKLES) I grabbed
a couple of road lollies.
1236
00:55:31,707 --> 00:55:33,750
WOMAN ON PA: Dr Charma, call 3-1-6-2.
1237
00:55:33,834 --> 00:55:35,752
(BEEPING)
1238
00:55:37,212 --> 00:55:38,505
TERRY: Mm.
1239
00:55:39,798 --> 00:55:40,799
(SNIFFS)
1240
00:55:40,883 --> 00:55:42,050
Mm-hmm. (GASPS)
1241
00:55:50,309 --> 00:55:51,310
Mm.
1242
00:55:55,939 --> 00:55:57,232
- (PIANO BLARES)
- Oh.
1243
00:55:59,318 --> 00:56:01,612
Julia Child didn't succeed
till she was 49.
1244
00:56:01,778 --> 00:56:03,697
Hey, Paul. Here, have a lollipop.
1245
00:56:03,864 --> 00:56:05,782
PAUL: Oh, yeah, thanks.
Thanks, man.
1246
00:56:05,949 --> 00:56:07,284
TERRY: There you are.
1247
00:56:08,368 --> 00:56:10,037
22: No hard feelings, right? All right.
1248
00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:11,121
Just friends.
1249
00:56:11,205 --> 00:56:12,414
Just friends goofing on each other.
All right.
1250
00:56:13,040 --> 00:56:14,416
22: Okay. Goodbye, Paul.
1251
00:56:15,167 --> 00:56:16,251
Come to Terry.
1252
00:56:17,794 --> 00:56:18,921
- (MAN GASPS)
- Gotcha!
1253
00:56:19,004 --> 00:56:20,005
(MAN SCREAMS)
1254
00:56:20,088 --> 00:56:21,548
Thought you could cheat the universe?
1255
00:56:21,632 --> 00:56:22,633
Well, you thought wrong.
1256
00:56:22,716 --> 00:56:25,010
I'm the accountant,
and I'm here to bring you in...
1257
00:56:25,093 --> 00:56:27,679
Oh, whoa...
You're not Joe Gardner.
1258
00:56:27,763 --> 00:56:28,847
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
1259
00:56:28,931 --> 00:56:30,015
My mistake.
1260
00:56:30,098 --> 00:56:33,143
We'll just get you back into
your meat suit. (CHUCKLES)
1261
00:56:34,603 --> 00:56:35,938
- (WHIMPERING)
- There you go.
1262
00:56:36,021 --> 00:56:37,523
No harm, no foul.
1263
00:56:38,315 --> 00:56:40,484
Oh, boy. Look, uh, fella,
1264
00:56:40,651 --> 00:56:41,944
I'm thinking there's no reason
1265
00:56:42,027 --> 00:56:44,112
we can't keep this little
incident between us, eh?
1266
00:56:44,279 --> 00:56:46,782
Mistakes happen.
And, uh, it's not your time.
1267
00:56:46,949 --> 00:56:48,283
(CHUCKLING) Unless you keep eating
1268
00:56:48,367 --> 00:56:50,911
those processed foods,
am I right? (LAUGHS)
1269
00:56:50,994 --> 00:56:52,454
- (FOOTSTEPS)
- (TERRY GASPS)
1270
00:56:52,538 --> 00:56:53,956
(PAUL WHIMPERING)
1271
00:56:54,039 --> 00:56:57,042
But seriously, stay away
from those processed foods.
1272
00:56:57,209 --> 00:56:58,502
(GASPS)
1273
00:57:01,797 --> 00:57:03,257
JOE: You know what,
you did all right back there.
1274
00:57:03,340 --> 00:57:04,591
How did you know how to deal with Paul?
1275
00:57:04,758 --> 00:57:06,385
22: I didn't. I just let out the me.
1276
00:57:06,552 --> 00:57:09,763
Hey, like you said about jazz.
I was jazzing.
1277
00:57:09,847 --> 00:57:11,974
JOE: First of all,
"jazzing" is not a word.
1278
00:57:12,140 --> 00:57:15,435
And second, music and life
operate by very different rules.
1279
00:57:15,602 --> 00:57:16,728
It says take one.
1280
00:57:16,895 --> 00:57:19,273
JOE: Don't... Or do. Okay. Fine.
1281
00:57:19,439 --> 00:57:20,774
"Man with a van."
1282
00:57:20,858 --> 00:57:22,526
I got a few in case we need a lot of vans.
1283
00:57:23,110 --> 00:57:24,611
Uh-huh. Now, let's get back to the plan.
1284
00:57:24,778 --> 00:57:27,239
We go to The Half Note
and wait there for Moonwind.
1285
00:57:27,406 --> 00:57:28,740
It's around 4:00 p.m. now...
1286
00:57:28,907 --> 00:57:30,492
(LAUGHING)
1287
00:57:30,576 --> 00:57:31,577
You know what?
1288
00:57:31,660 --> 00:57:32,911
You are really getting good
at using those legs.
1289
00:57:32,995 --> 00:57:34,913
- Why don't you try runnin'?
- (RAILS CHIMING)
1290
00:57:34,997 --> 00:57:37,583
22: Hey! I made a song.
I'm jazzing.
1291
00:57:37,666 --> 00:57:39,835
JOE: Okay, enough of the jazzing
and everything like that.
1292
00:57:39,918 --> 00:57:41,378
We need to get somewhere.
Now, I...
1293
00:57:41,461 --> 00:57:43,881
- 22: (LAUGHING) That tickles.
- Uh, what are you doing?
1294
00:57:43,964 --> 00:57:46,091
(22 WHOOPING, LAUGHING)
1295
00:57:46,175 --> 00:57:48,051
(WIND WHISTLING)
1296
00:57:50,971 --> 00:57:52,514
(CHUCKLES) Whoops. I got it.
1297
00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:55,601
(GRUNTS)
1298
00:57:55,851 --> 00:57:56,935
Would you hurry up?
1299
00:57:57,102 --> 00:57:58,270
Okay.
1300
00:57:58,353 --> 00:57:59,938
- (PANTS RIP)
- (PEOPLE GASP)
1301
00:58:00,022 --> 00:58:02,024
You were right.
These pants are loosening.
1302
00:58:02,107 --> 00:58:03,859
(GASPS) Oh, no, no, no.
1303
00:58:03,942 --> 00:58:05,194
Don't let people see your butt!
1304
00:58:05,277 --> 00:58:07,404
- 22: It's your butt.
- It doesn't matter whose butt...
1305
00:58:07,487 --> 00:58:09,198
Take off the jacket.
Tie it around your waist.
1306
00:58:09,364 --> 00:58:11,116
Quick! Cover the butt!
1307
00:58:11,283 --> 00:58:12,618
(GASPS) What are we gonna do?
1308
00:58:12,784 --> 00:58:14,494
I can't find a tailor this late...
1309
00:58:15,662 --> 00:58:17,247
Oh, no. We're gonna have to go to Mom's.
1310
00:58:17,331 --> 00:58:18,332
22: Okay.
1311
00:58:18,415 --> 00:58:19,499
No, no, no, you don't understand.
1312
00:58:19,583 --> 00:58:20,626
Mom doesn't know about this gig.
1313
00:58:20,709 --> 00:58:21,710
And she's not gonna like it.
1314
00:58:21,793 --> 00:58:22,794
Okay.
1315
00:58:22,878 --> 00:58:23,921
We don't have any other choice.
1316
00:58:24,004 --> 00:58:25,005
Okay.
1317
00:58:25,088 --> 00:58:26,673
She's the only one that can fix this.
1318
00:58:26,840 --> 00:58:28,342
- Okay.
- Stop saying "okay"!
1319
00:58:28,509 --> 00:58:30,511
We gotta catch the subway across town.
Come on.
1320
00:58:30,677 --> 00:58:32,638
Okay... Got it.
1321
00:58:34,223 --> 00:58:36,308
My mom doesn't know
anything about the gig,
1322
00:58:36,391 --> 00:58:37,726
and I wanna keep it that way, okay?
1323
00:58:37,893 --> 00:58:39,269
Right, because she thinks
you're a failure.
1324
00:58:39,353 --> 00:58:40,646
- What?
- I didn't say that.
1325
00:58:40,729 --> 00:58:41,980
You did. Up here.
1326
00:58:42,147 --> 00:58:44,483
Uh, look, my mom has her own
definition of what success is,
1327
00:58:44,650 --> 00:58:46,902
and being a professional musician
isn't it.
1328
00:58:47,069 --> 00:58:52,074
So, let me see, I need the suit fixed
for a, uh, school band recital.
1329
00:58:52,157 --> 00:58:55,702
(SIGHS) I'm not looking forward to this,
but there's no reason she needs to know...
1330
00:58:55,869 --> 00:58:59,248
♪ We shall come around
To touch eyes again
1331
00:58:59,331 --> 00:59:01,959
♪ If love is the foundation
1332
00:59:02,042 --> 00:59:04,378
♪ If the purpose be
To recycle life
1333
00:59:04,461 --> 00:59:07,297
♪ I promise you
I'll bring us to one
1334
00:59:07,381 --> 00:59:09,716
♪ Bleeding heart in the end now
1335
00:59:09,883 --> 00:59:13,053
♪ Though we're apart
1336
00:59:13,428 --> 00:59:15,138
I don't know.
All the times I've been
1337
00:59:15,222 --> 00:59:17,891
so close to getting to my dreams,
1338
00:59:17,975 --> 00:59:19,935
(SIGHS) something always gets in the way.
1339
00:59:20,018 --> 00:59:21,144
You know what I mean?
1340
00:59:24,606 --> 00:59:26,775
♪ How true lovin' began
1341
00:59:27,484 --> 00:59:28,652
He's good.
1342
00:59:28,819 --> 00:59:32,573
And I've heard music before,
but I've never felt like this inside.
1343
00:59:32,739 --> 00:59:35,284
Of course, you love music now,
because you're me. Let's go.
1344
00:59:37,828 --> 00:59:38,954
♪ Now, love
1345
00:59:39,121 --> 00:59:40,122
Let's go.
1346
00:59:40,998 --> 00:59:43,250
♪ Love
1347
00:59:43,876 --> 00:59:46,670
♪ Love, love
1348
00:59:46,837 --> 00:59:47,838
♪ Talkin' about love
1349
00:59:49,756 --> 00:59:52,134
♪ Love
1350
00:59:52,217 --> 00:59:53,218
♪ Love ♪
1351
00:59:58,807 --> 01:00:00,225
Whoa! (CHUCKLES)
1352
01:00:00,309 --> 01:00:01,810
(EXCLAIMING)
1353
01:00:01,894 --> 01:00:03,145
Hey, take it easy, eh?
1354
01:00:03,312 --> 01:00:04,813
I'm sorry.
1355
01:00:05,189 --> 01:00:06,523
Don't worry about it.
1356
01:00:06,607 --> 01:00:08,192
It's the subway.
It does that to some people.
1357
01:00:08,358 --> 01:00:09,902
- Does what?
- It wears you down.
1358
01:00:10,068 --> 01:00:12,362
It stinks. It's hot. It's crowded.
1359
01:00:12,529 --> 01:00:15,782
Every day the same thing,
day in and day out.
1360
01:00:16,408 --> 01:00:18,619
But once I get on the stage tonight,
1361
01:00:18,702 --> 01:00:20,579
all my troubles are going to be fixed.
1362
01:00:20,746 --> 01:00:23,248
You're gonna see a brand-new Joe Gardner.
1363
01:00:23,332 --> 01:00:24,958
(LOUD SLURPING)
1364
01:00:26,376 --> 01:00:27,377
Where'd you get that?
1365
01:00:27,544 --> 01:00:29,004
Under the seat.
Can you believe it?
1366
01:00:29,087 --> 01:00:31,173
It's still half-full. (GASPS)
1367
01:00:32,758 --> 01:00:34,593
JOE: All right, remember,
1368
01:00:34,676 --> 01:00:37,721
I need the suit fixed for a band recital.
Got it?
1369
01:00:39,264 --> 01:00:40,682
(LAUGHTER)
1370
01:00:41,225 --> 01:00:44,186
LULU: Joey! Oh, baby boy...
MELBA: Joey!
1371
01:00:44,269 --> 01:00:46,355
- Oh, I'm so proud of you.
- ...we heard the news.
1372
01:00:46,438 --> 01:00:48,482
- (LIBBA CLEARS THROAT)
- (R&B MUSIC PLAYING)
1373
01:00:48,732 --> 01:00:49,733
Oh, crap. She knows.
1374
01:00:49,900 --> 01:00:51,443
Your momma's in the back.
1375
01:00:51,610 --> 01:00:53,237
- You gotta go in there.
- No, I don't want to.
1376
01:00:53,403 --> 01:00:55,739
You have to.
We need the suit fixed.
1377
01:00:55,822 --> 01:00:57,115
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
1378
01:00:58,075 --> 01:00:59,952
You forgetting something, Joey?
1379
01:01:00,118 --> 01:01:01,161
- What?
- Kiss her.
1380
01:01:01,370 --> 01:01:03,497
I always kiss Melba when I see her.
1381
01:01:05,832 --> 01:01:07,251
Just do it.
1382
01:01:11,255 --> 01:01:12,881
No, no, no. Not on the lips.
1383
01:01:12,965 --> 01:01:15,008
(GASPS) Joey!
What has gotten into you, boy?
1384
01:01:15,092 --> 01:01:16,134
(LAUGHING) Let him finish.
1385
01:01:16,218 --> 01:01:17,302
LULU: Cougar. I knew it.
1386
01:01:17,469 --> 01:01:20,389
I'll take another kiss
when you get back, Joey.
1387
01:01:20,472 --> 01:01:22,975
(R&B MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
1388
01:01:24,935 --> 01:01:27,938
So much for being done
chasing after gigs, huh?
1389
01:01:28,272 --> 01:01:31,692
I hope that cat isn't supposed to be
some kind of peace offering.
1390
01:01:31,859 --> 01:01:33,068
(WHISPERS) Come. Come on.
1391
01:01:33,235 --> 01:01:34,319
Just say you rescued it.
1392
01:01:34,403 --> 01:01:36,780
Um, no. It's mine. I rescued it.
1393
01:01:36,864 --> 01:01:39,157
Hmm. Too bad you can't rescue your career.
1394
01:01:39,241 --> 01:01:40,325
Oh.
1395
01:01:40,409 --> 01:01:43,537
(SIGHS) Just ask her nicely
if she can fix my suit.
1396
01:01:43,704 --> 01:01:47,374
So, Mom, is there any way
you can fix this?
1397
01:01:47,457 --> 01:01:48,917
Whoa! I don't need to see that.
1398
01:01:49,084 --> 01:01:51,128
I know. Embarrassing, right?
1399
01:01:51,295 --> 01:01:52,796
So, you'll fix it?
1400
01:01:52,963 --> 01:01:54,089
LIBBA: No.
BOTH: What?
1401
01:01:54,173 --> 01:01:56,466
How long are you going
to keep doing this, Joey?
1402
01:01:56,550 --> 01:01:58,760
You tell me you're going
to accept the full-time position...
1403
01:01:58,844 --> 01:01:59,845
Here it comes.
1404
01:01:59,928 --> 01:02:01,221
LIBBA: ...and instead,
I hear you've taken another gig.
1405
01:02:01,305 --> 01:02:02,431
Tell her that this one is different.
1406
01:02:02,514 --> 01:02:03,515
This one's different!
1407
01:02:03,599 --> 01:02:05,851
Does this gig have a pension?
Health insurance?
1408
01:02:06,226 --> 01:02:08,896
No? Then it's the same as the other ones.
1409
01:02:09,062 --> 01:02:10,981
It's like you can't even
be truthful with me anymore.
1410
01:02:11,148 --> 01:02:13,108
Fine, we'll get the suit
off the rack somewhere.
1411
01:02:13,275 --> 01:02:16,153
My mom has never understood
what I'm trying to do with my life.
1412
01:02:16,236 --> 01:02:17,863
Fine, we'll get the suit
off the rack somewhere.
1413
01:02:17,946 --> 01:02:19,615
- (BOTH GASP)
- My mom has never understood
1414
01:02:19,698 --> 01:02:20,782
what I'm trying to do with my life.
1415
01:02:20,866 --> 01:02:22,784
- 22!
- What did you just say?
1416
01:02:22,868 --> 01:02:25,120
Oof. Can I run away now,
like you usually do?
1417
01:02:27,581 --> 01:02:30,584
No. Not this time.
Repeat after me.
1418
01:02:31,126 --> 01:02:33,504
Mom, I know we've had some rough times,
1419
01:02:33,962 --> 01:02:35,506
but you're right,
1420
01:02:36,006 --> 01:02:38,258
(IN JOE'S VOICE)
I can't be truthful with you.
1421
01:02:38,425 --> 01:02:41,261
Because it seems like
no matter what I do, you disapprove.
1422
01:02:41,428 --> 01:02:43,472
Look, I know you love playing.
1423
01:02:43,639 --> 01:02:46,642
Then how come except for church,
you're the happiest when I don't?
1424
01:02:46,808 --> 01:02:50,020
I finally land the gig of my life
and you're upset.
1425
01:02:50,187 --> 01:02:52,981
You didn't see how tough
being a musician was on your father.
1426
01:02:53,148 --> 01:02:54,983
I don't want to see
you struggle like that.
1427
01:02:55,150 --> 01:02:57,236
So Dad could pursue his dreams,
and I can't?
1428
01:02:57,402 --> 01:02:59,279
Your father had me.
1429
01:02:59,446 --> 01:03:02,282
Most times,
this shop is what paid the bills.
1430
01:03:02,449 --> 01:03:04,993
So when I'm gone, who's gonna pay yours?
1431
01:03:05,160 --> 01:03:06,620
Music is all I think about.
1432
01:03:06,787 --> 01:03:08,872
From the moment I wake up in the morning
1433
01:03:08,956 --> 01:03:10,999
to the moment I fall asleep at night.
1434
01:03:11,166 --> 01:03:13,418
You can't eat dreams for breakfast, Joey.
1435
01:03:13,585 --> 01:03:14,962
Then I don't want to eat.
1436
01:03:15,128 --> 01:03:17,965
This isn't about my career, Mom.
1437
01:03:18,173 --> 01:03:20,300
(SIGHS) It's my reason for living.
1438
01:03:20,384 --> 01:03:22,219
And I know Dad felt the same way.
1439
01:03:23,136 --> 01:03:26,431
(SIGHS) I'm just afraid
that if I died today,
1440
01:03:26,974 --> 01:03:30,018
that my life would've amounted to nothing.
1441
01:03:32,229 --> 01:03:33,438
Joey.
1442
01:03:40,654 --> 01:03:41,655
Oh.
1443
01:03:47,870 --> 01:03:50,831
LIBBA: Let's make this work instead.
1444
01:03:54,793 --> 01:03:56,295
That's my dad's suit.
1445
01:03:56,461 --> 01:03:57,671
LIBBA: Lulu. Melba.
1446
01:03:57,754 --> 01:04:00,299
Bring your good scissors in here.
We got work to do.
1447
01:04:05,470 --> 01:04:07,389
22: (IN NORMAL VOICE)
Wow. This feels really nice.
1448
01:04:07,556 --> 01:04:09,850
- You look marvellous.
- It fits perfectly.
1449
01:04:09,933 --> 01:04:10,934
MELBA: You see how I did that?
1450
01:04:11,018 --> 01:04:14,229
That is one fine wool suit,
if I do say so myself.
1451
01:04:14,396 --> 01:04:15,606
- Can I try on that?
- Of course you can.
1452
01:04:15,772 --> 01:04:17,733
- MELBA: Just handsome.
- (LIBBA CHUCKLING)
1453
01:04:17,900 --> 01:04:20,485
Thank you, uh, Mom.
1454
01:04:20,652 --> 01:04:23,280
Ray would have been so proud of you, baby.
1455
01:04:23,822 --> 01:04:25,824
Like I've always been.
1456
01:04:27,534 --> 01:04:28,660
You heard me, right?
1457
01:04:28,744 --> 01:04:30,996
The suit is wool, not polyester.
1458
01:04:31,163 --> 01:04:33,332
So, don't go putting that cat
on your shoulders again.
1459
01:04:33,415 --> 01:04:34,416
BOTH: Yes, ma'am!
1460
01:04:34,499 --> 01:04:35,792
MELBA: Oh,
there's a nice little taper there.
1461
01:04:35,959 --> 01:04:37,169
Thanks, Mom.
1462
01:04:39,838 --> 01:04:41,173
Oh, that was amazin'.
1463
01:04:41,256 --> 01:04:43,091
You know what that felt like?
It felt like jazz.
1464
01:04:43,258 --> 01:04:44,676
Yeah, you were jazzing.
1465
01:04:44,843 --> 01:04:46,595
JOE: Ha-ha. Okay, jazzing.
1466
01:04:48,388 --> 01:04:49,431
I'm telling you, Joe.
1467
01:04:49,515 --> 01:04:51,058
You really should call Lisa again.
1468
01:04:51,225 --> 01:04:53,936
JOE: I don't really have time
for a relationship right now, 22.
1469
01:04:54,102 --> 01:04:55,479
Oh, busy right now?
1470
01:04:55,562 --> 01:04:56,897
Wanna wait till you die a second time?
1471
01:04:57,064 --> 01:04:58,232
- Cool, cool, cool.
- (JOE LAUGHS)
1472
01:04:58,398 --> 01:05:00,025
I can't believe
I'm getting romantic advice
1473
01:05:00,108 --> 01:05:01,193
from an unborn soul. (CHUCKLES)
1474
01:05:01,276 --> 01:05:02,903
22: I can think of worse.
1475
01:05:03,070 --> 01:05:04,279
JOE: There it is.
1476
01:05:05,405 --> 01:05:10,160
(LAUGHS) We made it!
This is going to work.
1477
01:05:10,244 --> 01:05:12,454
Whoa! I can't believe how good I look.
1478
01:05:12,621 --> 01:05:15,457
The suit, the cut.
Just look at me.
1479
01:05:15,541 --> 01:05:17,000
(LAUGHS)
1480
01:05:17,084 --> 01:05:19,628
(SCATTING)
1481
01:05:19,711 --> 01:05:21,255
(LAUGHS)
1482
01:05:21,338 --> 01:05:23,465
- Ooh, just turn a little bit right there.
- 22: Like this?
1483
01:05:23,549 --> 01:05:25,634
- Angle the shoulders, and...
- 22: Oh, hey, who's that?
1484
01:05:25,717 --> 01:05:26,760
- And from this side.
- JOE: That's it.
1485
01:05:26,844 --> 01:05:27,886
22: What? Who's back here?
1486
01:05:27,970 --> 01:05:29,555
- Still me. Uh-huh.
- JOE: That's a winner.
1487
01:05:29,638 --> 01:05:31,849
- Right?
- (JOE LAUGHING)
1488
01:05:32,891 --> 01:05:34,852
This can't be happenin'.
Now, I'm not gonna believe this.
1489
01:05:35,018 --> 01:05:36,645
The Half Note.
1490
01:05:36,728 --> 01:05:38,689
(GIRL GIGGLING)
1491
01:05:40,816 --> 01:05:43,318
WOMAN: (LAUGHING)
He made you pay for dinner?
1492
01:05:43,402 --> 01:05:44,444
MAN: Yeah...
1493
01:05:44,528 --> 01:05:46,363
(LEAVES RUSTLING)
1494
01:05:53,328 --> 01:05:54,955
(INHALES DEEPLY)
1495
01:05:55,038 --> 01:05:57,124
(SERENE ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1496
01:06:06,049 --> 01:06:07,801
- JOE: So, you ready?
- Huh?
1497
01:06:07,885 --> 01:06:09,094
To go home.
1498
01:06:09,178 --> 01:06:11,597
I bet you're ready to get off
of this stinky rock, huh?
1499
01:06:11,763 --> 01:06:13,640
What do you think of Earth, anyway?
1500
01:06:16,643 --> 01:06:17,936
(SIGHS)
1501
01:06:18,020 --> 01:06:20,522
I always said it was dumb. But...
1502
01:06:22,065 --> 01:06:23,150
I mean...
1503
01:06:23,650 --> 01:06:25,569
Just look at what I found.
1504
01:06:26,445 --> 01:06:29,489
Your mom sewed your suit
from this cute spool.
1505
01:06:30,032 --> 01:06:32,576
When I was nervous, Dez gave me this.
1506
01:06:32,743 --> 01:06:35,954
A guy on the subway yelled at me.
It was scary.
1507
01:06:36,538 --> 01:06:39,458
But I kind of liked that, too.
1508
01:06:40,167 --> 01:06:41,418
(22 SIGHS)
1509
01:06:43,337 --> 01:06:44,796
Truth is, I've always worried
1510
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:47,591
that maybe there's something
wrong with me. You know?
1511
01:06:48,509 --> 01:06:50,802
Maybe I'm not good enough for living.
1512
01:06:51,803 --> 01:06:58,060
But then you showed me
about purpose and passion,
1513
01:06:58,143 --> 01:07:00,312
and maybe sky-watching can be my spark.
1514
01:07:00,395 --> 01:07:02,481
Or walking.
I'm really good at walking.
1515
01:07:02,648 --> 01:07:04,358
Those really aren't purposes, 22.
1516
01:07:04,441 --> 01:07:05,734
That's just regular old living.
1517
01:07:05,901 --> 01:07:07,903
But, hey, when you get back
to the You Seminar,
1518
01:07:08,070 --> 01:07:09,446
you can give it an honest try.
1519
01:07:09,613 --> 01:07:12,199
No, but I've been at the You Seminar
for thousands of years
1520
01:07:12,366 --> 01:07:14,451
and I have never felt this close.
1521
01:07:14,618 --> 01:07:17,579
Joe! Who's ready to go home?
1522
01:07:17,746 --> 01:07:18,747
(GASPS) Moonwind.
1523
01:07:18,830 --> 01:07:19,873
The stars are almost in alignment.
1524
01:07:19,957 --> 01:07:20,958
JOE: All right.
1525
01:07:21,041 --> 01:07:22,251
I'll have you back
in your bodies in no time.
1526
01:07:22,626 --> 01:07:25,921
No. I've gotta find it here, on Earth.
1527
01:07:26,004 --> 01:07:28,048
This is my only chance to find my spark.
1528
01:07:28,215 --> 01:07:31,760
22, you're only loving this stuff
because you're in my body.
1529
01:07:31,927 --> 01:07:35,222
You can find your own thing to love
when you get back to the You Seminar.
1530
01:07:35,389 --> 01:07:37,641
Now, come on,
I need my body back. Now!
1531
01:07:40,310 --> 01:07:41,311
No.
1532
01:07:43,355 --> 01:07:44,898
I'm in the chair.
1533
01:07:45,524 --> 01:07:46,942
(UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
1534
01:07:47,025 --> 01:07:48,735
- 22!
- 22: Leave me alone!
1535
01:07:48,902 --> 01:07:50,946
I'm trying to find my purpose!
1536
01:07:51,113 --> 01:07:52,781
JOE: 22, you come back here!
1537
01:07:55,158 --> 01:07:56,493
22!
1538
01:08:04,001 --> 01:08:05,085
WOMAN: Mr Mittens.
1539
01:08:05,169 --> 01:08:07,045
- (SNARLING)
- Oh.
1540
01:08:12,801 --> 01:08:14,178
{\an8}TERRY: There they are.
1541
01:08:16,388 --> 01:08:18,932
(INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA)
1542
01:08:20,809 --> 01:08:22,102
You come back here right now!
1543
01:08:24,271 --> 01:08:25,814
You stole my body!
1544
01:08:30,485 --> 01:08:32,321
(MUSIC DISTORTS)
1545
01:08:41,205 --> 01:08:43,207
(CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1546
01:08:52,674 --> 01:08:55,177
TERRY: It's your time to go, Joe Gardner.
1547
01:08:58,514 --> 01:08:59,765
(GASPS)
1548
01:09:02,059 --> 01:09:03,060
Oh, no, you don't.
1549
01:09:05,812 --> 01:09:06,813
Gotcha!
1550
01:09:08,482 --> 01:09:10,025
No, no, no.
1551
01:09:16,031 --> 01:09:17,324
(PANTS)
1552
01:09:17,699 --> 01:09:19,201
(GRUNTS)
1553
01:09:19,910 --> 01:09:22,287
No, no!
1554
01:09:23,830 --> 01:09:25,874
I was gonna play with Dorothea Williams!
1555
01:09:26,041 --> 01:09:27,793
And I was about to find my spark!
1556
01:09:27,960 --> 01:09:29,294
JOE: Find your spark?
My life was finally going to change!
1557
01:09:29,461 --> 01:09:30,712
22: You promised, but you wouldn't
even give me five minutes!
1558
01:09:30,879 --> 01:09:32,005
JOE: I lost everything because of you!
1559
01:09:32,089 --> 01:09:33,090
Joe!
1560
01:09:34,341 --> 01:09:35,926
You cheated.
1561
01:09:41,348 --> 01:09:42,683
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
- TERRY: Found him.
1562
01:09:42,850 --> 01:09:44,101
- Joe Gardner.
- You're back!
1563
01:09:44,184 --> 01:09:45,227
Terry, you found them.
1564
01:09:45,310 --> 01:09:46,311
TERRY: No need to thank me.
1565
01:09:46,478 --> 01:09:48,981
It's so nice to have
everything back in order, and...
1566
01:09:49,857 --> 01:09:52,067
22 got her pass?
1567
01:09:54,361 --> 01:09:55,946
- Oh, my goodness.
- 22! You got an Earth Pass!
1568
01:09:56,029 --> 01:09:57,489
- This is amazing!
- (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
1569
01:09:57,656 --> 01:09:58,949
COUNSELOR JERRY A:
I knew you could do it.
1570
01:09:59,032 --> 01:10:00,075
COUNSELOR JERRY B:
This is cray cray.
1571
01:10:00,242 --> 01:10:02,995
But what...
What filled in the last box?
1572
01:10:03,161 --> 01:10:05,539
I'll tell you what filled it in. I did!
1573
01:10:05,706 --> 01:10:07,457
It was my spark that changed that badge.
1574
01:10:07,624 --> 01:10:11,128
She only got that because
she was living my life in my body.
1575
01:10:11,295 --> 01:10:13,505
- I was...
- TERRY: Come on, Mr Gardner.
1576
01:10:13,922 --> 01:10:14,923
(SNAPS FINGERS)
1577
01:10:15,007 --> 01:10:16,258
COUNSELOR JERRY A:
Joe, it's time for you
1578
01:10:16,341 --> 01:10:18,093
to accompany 22 to the Earth portal.
1579
01:10:18,260 --> 01:10:19,761
Give you a chance to say goodbye.
1580
01:10:19,928 --> 01:10:21,555
Of course.
It's standard procedure.
1581
01:10:21,722 --> 01:10:24,474
Just hold on a minute.
I get to set the count right.
1582
01:10:24,641 --> 01:10:27,227
Terry, you have done a super job.
1583
01:10:27,311 --> 01:10:28,353
We'll take it from here.
1584
01:10:28,437 --> 01:10:29,438
You're amazing.
1585
01:10:30,314 --> 01:10:31,481
Well, thank you.
1586
01:10:32,482 --> 01:10:34,151
Terrytime.
1587
01:10:34,651 --> 01:10:36,486
COUNSELOR JERRY B:
Go ahead, you two.
1588
01:10:46,538 --> 01:10:47,539
You don't know.
1589
01:10:49,082 --> 01:10:51,251
You can't be sure why my pass changed.
1590
01:10:51,627 --> 01:10:53,420
(SIGHS) Come on, 22.
Think about it.
1591
01:10:53,587 --> 01:10:56,465
You hated music until you were in my body.
1592
01:10:56,632 --> 01:11:00,135
You hated everything until you were me.
1593
01:11:01,845 --> 01:11:02,930
(JOE SCOFFS)
1594
01:11:03,305 --> 01:11:04,640
I hope you enjoy it.
1595
01:11:21,698 --> 01:11:22,783
JOE: Uh...
1596
01:11:25,035 --> 01:11:27,246
I have to ask,
how the Dickens did you do it?
1597
01:11:27,412 --> 01:11:28,914
Get that Earth Pass to change?
1598
01:11:28,997 --> 01:11:31,625
Oh. You know what, I...
I just let her walk
1599
01:11:31,708 --> 01:11:33,377
a mile in my shoes, you could say.
1600
01:11:33,585 --> 01:11:34,837
Well, it worked.
1601
01:11:35,462 --> 01:11:36,547
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
1602
01:11:36,713 --> 01:11:39,466
Well, you should probably
get going to the Great Beyond.
1603
01:11:39,633 --> 01:11:42,302
Hey, um, we never found out
what 22's purpose was.
1604
01:11:42,845 --> 01:11:44,930
- Excuse me?
- You know, her, uh, spark.
1605
01:11:45,097 --> 01:11:48,767
Her purpose. Was it music?
Biology? Walking? (CHUCKLES)
1606
01:11:48,934 --> 01:11:51,270
We don't assign purposes.
Where did you get that idea?
1607
01:11:51,979 --> 01:11:52,980
Because I have piano.
1608
01:11:53,063 --> 01:11:55,107
It's what I was born to do.
That's my spark.
1609
01:11:55,274 --> 01:11:57,526
A spark isn't a soul's purpose.
1610
01:11:58,193 --> 01:12:00,237
Oh, you mentors and your passions.
1611
01:12:00,404 --> 01:12:04,825
Your purposes. Your meanings of life.
(SIGHS) So basic.
1612
01:12:04,908 --> 01:12:07,035
- (CHUCKLES)
- No, no, it...
1613
01:12:10,831 --> 01:12:12,040
NEW SOUL: Wow.
1614
01:12:12,124 --> 01:12:15,294
It is music.
My spark is music. I...
1615
01:12:16,003 --> 01:12:17,421
I know it is.
1616
01:12:23,385 --> 01:12:24,386
22: I'm no good.
1617
01:12:25,220 --> 01:12:26,930
I got no purpose.
1618
01:12:28,140 --> 01:12:29,474
No purpose.
1619
01:12:30,184 --> 01:12:32,186
No purpose.
1620
01:12:33,604 --> 01:12:35,606
(SOFT CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1621
01:13:01,048 --> 01:13:03,217
- (PANTING)
- Mr G?
1622
01:13:03,300 --> 01:13:04,885
Curley, I made it.
I'm ready to go.
1623
01:13:05,052 --> 01:13:06,220
You're too late, man.
1624
01:13:06,386 --> 01:13:07,429
Let me talk to Dorothea.
1625
01:13:07,513 --> 01:13:09,723
No, no, no, man.
She don't play that.
1626
01:13:09,932 --> 01:13:13,185
These rappers act like...
Who let this lunatic in here?
1627
01:13:13,352 --> 01:13:15,270
Listen, you gotta give me another chance.
1628
01:13:15,479 --> 01:13:18,482
This is my band.
I decide who plays.
1629
01:13:18,649 --> 01:13:20,359
And if you don't go with me,
1630
01:13:20,442 --> 01:13:22,819
you'll be making the biggest
mistake of your career.
1631
01:13:23,403 --> 01:13:25,906
Oh, yeah? Why's that?
1632
01:13:26,365 --> 01:13:29,368
My only purpose on this planet is to play.
1633
01:13:29,535 --> 01:13:32,788
It's what I was meant to do.
And nothing's gonna stop me.
1634
01:13:36,875 --> 01:13:39,753
Well, aren't you an arrogant one?
1635
01:13:39,920 --> 01:13:42,840
I guess you really are a jazz player.
1636
01:13:43,006 --> 01:13:46,051
Tell Robert he's out. For now.
1637
01:13:47,219 --> 01:13:48,512
Nice suit.
1638
01:13:58,397 --> 01:14:02,234
Get ready, Joe Gardner,
your life is about to start.
1639
01:14:02,818 --> 01:14:05,237
(PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC)
1640
01:14:37,603 --> 01:14:39,605
(PLAYING SLOW JAZZ MUSIC)
1641
01:14:45,611 --> 01:14:47,613
(PLAYING UPBEAT TRILLING NOTES)
1642
01:14:53,035 --> 01:14:55,037
(PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC)
1643
01:15:08,467 --> 01:15:10,344
(AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
1644
01:15:19,311 --> 01:15:21,438
Welcome to the quartet, Teach.
1645
01:15:24,233 --> 01:15:25,692
(WHOOPING)
1646
01:15:25,776 --> 01:15:27,653
LIBBA: That's my Joey!
1647
01:15:27,736 --> 01:15:29,571
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1648
01:15:32,658 --> 01:15:34,451
- What a show!
- That last solo was brilliant.
1649
01:15:34,618 --> 01:15:35,619
That was amazing!
1650
01:15:35,786 --> 01:15:37,120
I'm not gonna cover
that bridge for you again.
1651
01:15:37,287 --> 01:15:38,872
- Whoo! Later, Mr G.
- Congratulations.
1652
01:15:39,039 --> 01:15:40,749
MELBA: You did great. We love you.
1653
01:15:40,832 --> 01:15:41,834
I'm so proud of you, Joey.
1654
01:15:41,959 --> 01:15:44,336
Gotta get to bed. We old.
1655
01:15:44,419 --> 01:15:45,838
(JOE CHUCKLES)
1656
01:15:46,839 --> 01:15:49,466
You play 100 shows,
and one of them is killer.
1657
01:15:49,633 --> 01:15:51,510
You don't get many like tonight.
1658
01:15:51,677 --> 01:15:52,970
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
1659
01:15:54,012 --> 01:15:56,348
So, uh, (CHUCKLES) what happens next?
1660
01:15:56,515 --> 01:15:59,768
We come back tomorrow night
and do it all again.
1661
01:16:02,145 --> 01:16:03,564
What's wrong, Teach?
1662
01:16:04,648 --> 01:16:09,945
It's just I've been waiting
on this day for my entire life.
1663
01:16:12,531 --> 01:16:14,408
I thought I'd feel different.
1664
01:16:17,327 --> 01:16:19,705
I heard this story about a fish.
1665
01:16:20,414 --> 01:16:22,666
He swims up to this older fish and says,
1666
01:16:22,833 --> 01:16:25,627
"I'm trying to find this thing
they call the ocean."
1667
01:16:25,794 --> 01:16:27,880
"The ocean?" says the older fish.
1668
01:16:27,963 --> 01:16:29,423
"That's what you're in right now."
1669
01:16:29,590 --> 01:16:32,801
"This?" says the young fish.
"This is water.
1670
01:16:32,968 --> 01:16:35,888
"What I want is the ocean."
1671
01:16:38,807 --> 01:16:40,517
See you tomorrow.
1672
01:16:44,021 --> 01:16:45,856
(CAB DRIVING AWAY)
1673
01:16:53,447 --> 01:16:55,365
- Hey, man.
- Sorry.
1674
01:17:12,216 --> 01:17:14,635
(SOMBRE MUSIC PLAYING)
1675
01:17:39,076 --> 01:17:40,160
(SIGHS)
1676
01:17:41,578 --> 01:17:42,704
(PLAYS NOTE)
1677
01:18:26,582 --> 01:18:28,584
(PLAYING SOFT CHORDS)
1678
01:18:40,137 --> 01:18:41,930
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1679
01:19:22,304 --> 01:19:24,097
(FIREWORKS BURSTING)
1680
01:19:37,819 --> 01:19:39,655
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1681
01:19:45,536 --> 01:19:47,538
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
1682
01:19:52,584 --> 01:19:54,461
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1683
01:20:26,285 --> 01:20:28,203
22: Maybe sky-watching can be my spark.
1684
01:20:28,287 --> 01:20:30,622
Or walking.
I'm really good at walking.
1685
01:20:30,789 --> 01:20:32,541
JOE: Those really aren't purposes, 22.
1686
01:20:32,624 --> 01:20:34,376
That's just regular old living.
1687
01:20:35,294 --> 01:20:36,545
(STOPS PLAYING)
1688
01:20:55,314 --> 01:20:57,316
(PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES)
1689
01:21:21,089 --> 01:21:22,633
MOONWIND: Joe?
JOE: Huh?
1690
01:21:23,467 --> 01:21:24,551
MOONWIND: Joe!
1691
01:21:24,718 --> 01:21:27,179
Good heavens, man.
What are you doing in the zone?
1692
01:21:27,346 --> 01:21:30,807
Moonwind. I messed up.
I need to find 22.
1693
01:21:30,974 --> 01:21:34,269
I'm afraid she's become a lost soul.
1694
01:21:34,436 --> 01:21:35,979
- What?
- I'll explain on the way.
1695
01:21:38,941 --> 01:21:40,442
When neither of you returned
to The Half Note,
1696
01:21:40,609 --> 01:21:42,069
I suspected something had gone wrong.
1697
01:21:42,236 --> 01:21:46,198
I came back here,
and that's when I spotted her.
1698
01:21:46,281 --> 01:21:47,491
(IMPERCEPTIBLE)
1699
01:21:48,825 --> 01:21:52,746
Lost souls are obsessed by something
that disconnects them from life.
1700
01:21:52,913 --> 01:21:56,166
And now that 22 has technically lived,
she's become one of them.
1701
01:21:56,333 --> 01:21:57,793
- There!
- Good show.
1702
01:21:57,876 --> 01:21:59,920
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1703
01:22:04,716 --> 01:22:05,717
22!
1704
01:22:07,010 --> 01:22:08,095
(SNARLS)
1705
01:22:08,762 --> 01:22:10,556
- Ready the net.
- I'm on it.
1706
01:22:22,860 --> 01:22:23,986
MOONWIND: She's got us!
1707
01:22:24,069 --> 01:22:25,195
(RUMBLING)
1708
01:22:27,406 --> 01:22:28,407
JOE: Moonwind!
1709
01:22:28,490 --> 01:22:30,117
MOONWIND: A captain always
goes down with the ship.
1710
01:22:30,284 --> 01:22:31,451
It has been a...
1711
01:22:36,290 --> 01:22:37,291
(SNARLS)
1712
01:22:37,374 --> 01:22:38,375
22!
1713
01:22:39,835 --> 01:22:41,962
Come back, 22. It's me, Joe.
1714
01:22:44,256 --> 01:22:45,465
Easy, 22, easy.
1715
01:22:45,632 --> 01:22:48,760
I just came back to give you this.
1716
01:22:48,844 --> 01:22:50,429
(SNARLING)
1717
01:22:51,138 --> 01:22:52,139
Easy.
1718
01:22:53,807 --> 01:22:55,809
22, listen. Come back!
1719
01:22:59,438 --> 01:23:02,107
And for correcting
our absent-minded mistakes
1720
01:23:02,191 --> 01:23:03,275
and setting the count right,
1721
01:23:03,442 --> 01:23:07,571
we are awarding you, Terry, this trophy.
As you requested.
1722
01:23:09,031 --> 01:23:12,409
I am happy to accept this
very special award I requested,
1723
01:23:12,576 --> 01:23:15,204
but that I absolutely deserve.
1724
01:23:15,454 --> 01:23:17,706
- (22 SNARLING)
- (ALL EXCLAIM)
1725
01:23:18,248 --> 01:23:19,291
COUNSELOR JERRY A:
Joe Gardner?
1726
01:23:19,374 --> 01:23:20,375
And I'll just take that back.
1727
01:23:20,542 --> 01:23:21,543
Hey.
1728
01:23:23,170 --> 01:23:26,465
Oi, noob!
You're not where you belong.
1729
01:23:27,382 --> 01:23:29,551
- (22 HISSING)
- (TERRY YELPING)
1730
01:23:29,635 --> 01:23:31,178
(NEW SOULS EXCLAIM)
1731
01:23:31,261 --> 01:23:32,888
COUNSELOR JERRY:
Uh... (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
1732
01:23:32,971 --> 01:23:34,765
22, stop.
I have something to tell you.
1733
01:23:36,642 --> 01:23:39,269
(GRUNTING) Stop that. No.
1734
01:23:39,353 --> 01:23:41,188
(NEW SOULS LAUGHING)
1735
01:23:41,897 --> 01:23:43,273
22!
1736
01:23:44,274 --> 01:23:45,651
COUNSELOR JERRY A:
Whoa, watch out!
1737
01:23:45,817 --> 01:23:46,985
COUNSELOR JERRY D: Take it easy.
1738
01:23:47,069 --> 01:23:48,111
- There, there.
- There's no need to be afraid.
1739
01:23:48,320 --> 01:23:50,447
COUNSELOR JERRY A:
Don't worry. Calm down.
1740
01:23:50,614 --> 01:23:52,533
You have to stop running. Please.
1741
01:23:52,699 --> 01:23:54,034
JOE: 22, stop.
1742
01:23:54,284 --> 01:23:55,536
22, I was wrong.
1743
01:23:56,745 --> 01:24:00,541
Please, will you listen?
You are ready to live, 22.
1744
01:24:03,001 --> 01:24:04,002
(22 ROARS)
1745
01:24:05,587 --> 01:24:08,006
- (WIND WHISTLING)
- (22 CRYING)
1746
01:24:13,554 --> 01:24:15,514
I'm not good enough. Nope. No.
1747
01:24:15,764 --> 01:24:17,099
Nothing. I just need to
fill out that last box.
1748
01:24:17,182 --> 01:24:18,183
JOE: 22!
1749
01:24:19,268 --> 01:24:20,394
(IN 22'S VOICE) You're dishonest.
1750
01:24:20,477 --> 01:24:21,895
All you make are bad decisions.
1751
01:24:22,062 --> 01:24:23,981
You are unwise and you won't
make it in the world.
1752
01:24:24,064 --> 01:24:25,107
You're so selfish.
1753
01:24:25,190 --> 01:24:26,233
No one would ever want to be around you.
1754
01:24:26,316 --> 01:24:27,442
Loser.
1755
01:24:27,609 --> 01:24:29,778
Oh, the world needs remarkable people
1756
01:24:29,945 --> 01:24:32,865
and you are the least
remarkable soul I've ever met.
1757
01:24:33,156 --> 01:24:34,992
You'll never find your spark.
1758
01:24:35,158 --> 01:24:36,159
Imbecile.
1759
01:24:36,326 --> 01:24:37,870
- I cannot help you.
- (VOICES OVERLAPPING)
1760
01:24:37,953 --> 01:24:38,996
22!
1761
01:24:39,162 --> 01:24:40,747
22: I just need to fill out that last box.
1762
01:24:40,914 --> 01:24:42,040
I'm not good enough at all.
1763
01:24:42,332 --> 01:24:44,084
You will never find your spark.
1764
01:24:44,168 --> 01:24:45,544
There's no point.
1765
01:24:46,545 --> 01:24:48,172
(IN 22'S VOICE) Those aren't purposes,
you idiot.
1766
01:24:48,255 --> 01:24:49,840
That's just regular old living.
1767
01:24:50,007 --> 01:24:51,466
This is a waste of time.
1768
01:24:51,633 --> 01:24:54,052
You only got that badge
because you were in my body.
1769
01:24:54,219 --> 01:24:56,054
That's why you ruin everything.
1770
01:24:56,221 --> 01:24:58,891
Because you have no purpose.
1771
01:24:58,974 --> 01:25:00,184
(JOE SHOUTS)
1772
01:25:02,311 --> 01:25:03,604
(JOE GRUNTING)
1773
01:25:04,396 --> 01:25:06,648
(GASPS) No, no, no.
1774
01:25:10,027 --> 01:25:11,111
(GASPS)
1775
01:25:16,074 --> 01:25:17,534
(IN JOE'S VOICE)
There's no point.
1776
01:25:17,701 --> 01:25:19,411
(IN 22'S VOICE)
You'll never find your spark.
1777
01:25:20,120 --> 01:25:23,707
(ECHOING)
Because you have no purpose!
1778
01:25:31,048 --> 01:25:33,467
- (MUFFLED OVERLAPPING VOICES)
- I'm not good. Nope.
1779
01:25:33,675 --> 01:25:36,887
Nothing. I just need to fill
out that last box. I give up.
1780
01:25:48,524 --> 01:25:49,566
JOE: (AS MR MITTENS) You ready?
1781
01:25:49,650 --> 01:25:50,651
Huh?
1782
01:25:51,151 --> 01:25:52,444
To come live.
1783
01:25:54,988 --> 01:25:56,240
I'm scared, Joe.
1784
01:25:57,491 --> 01:25:58,784
I'm not good enough.
1785
01:25:59,868 --> 01:26:02,538
Anyway, I never got my spark.
1786
01:26:02,913 --> 01:26:04,206
Yes, you did.
1787
01:26:10,754 --> 01:26:13,215
JOE: Your spark isn't your purpose.
1788
01:26:13,382 --> 01:26:17,052
That last box fills in
when you're ready to come live.
1789
01:26:18,804 --> 01:26:20,013
And, the thing is
1790
01:26:21,098 --> 01:26:23,475
you're pretty great at jazzing.
1791
01:26:25,227 --> 01:26:27,229
(SOFT ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1792
01:26:53,088 --> 01:26:54,089
But, Joe,
1793
01:26:54,798 --> 01:26:56,175
this means you won't get to...
1794
01:26:56,341 --> 01:26:59,219
It's okay. I already did.
1795
01:26:59,386 --> 01:27:01,138
Now it's your turn.
1796
01:27:03,640 --> 01:27:04,725
(GRUNTS)
1797
01:27:05,309 --> 01:27:06,393
(WHIMPERS)
1798
01:27:07,394 --> 01:27:08,520
I'll go with you.
1799
01:27:09,021 --> 01:27:10,397
You know you can't do that.
1800
01:27:10,898 --> 01:27:13,817
I know.
But I'll go as far as I can.
1801
01:27:25,621 --> 01:27:27,623
(SOFT TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
1802
01:27:28,624 --> 01:27:30,626
Hey! Take a look!
1803
01:27:34,713 --> 01:27:35,839
(GASPS)
1804
01:27:39,301 --> 01:27:40,552
Wow!
1805
01:27:41,428 --> 01:27:44,014
(GIGGLES, WHOOPS)
1806
01:27:46,892 --> 01:27:48,936
(LAUGHING)
1807
01:27:49,019 --> 01:27:51,688
(WHOOPING)
1808
01:27:57,486 --> 01:27:59,363
(EARTH PASS BEEPING SOFTLY)
1809
01:28:08,956 --> 01:28:10,457
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
1810
01:28:28,475 --> 01:28:29,893
(MUSIC FADES)
1811
01:28:53,208 --> 01:28:54,459
COUNSELOR JERRY A:
Mr Gardner?
1812
01:28:56,003 --> 01:28:57,004
JOE: Yes?
1813
01:28:57,087 --> 01:28:58,297
Do you have a moment?
1814
01:28:59,464 --> 01:29:02,968
I think I'm speaking for all the Jerrys
when I say thank you.
1815
01:29:03,385 --> 01:29:04,386
For what?
1816
01:29:04,553 --> 01:29:06,346
We're in the business of inspiration, Joe,
1817
01:29:06,430 --> 01:29:09,141
but it's not often
we find ourselves inspired.
1818
01:29:09,600 --> 01:29:11,101
Huh. Really?
1819
01:29:11,268 --> 01:29:14,813
So, we all decided to give you
another chance.
1820
01:29:18,275 --> 01:29:19,443
(COUNSELOR JERRY A CHUCKLES)
1821
01:29:19,526 --> 01:29:22,446
Hopefully, you will watch
where you walk from now on.
1822
01:29:23,155 --> 01:29:25,115
But what about Terry?
1823
01:29:25,282 --> 01:29:26,783
We worked it out with Terry.
1824
01:29:26,867 --> 01:29:28,493
(CLICKING)
1825
01:29:29,536 --> 01:29:30,704
Mm. That's weird.
1826
01:29:30,787 --> 01:29:31,914
Hey, Terry, what's that over there?
1827
01:29:31,997 --> 01:29:33,040
Look immediately.
1828
01:29:33,123 --> 01:29:34,124
What? What are you talking about?
1829
01:29:34,208 --> 01:29:36,168
- Oh, nothing. You were saying?
- Hmm?
1830
01:29:36,335 --> 01:29:38,086
Were you even talking?
I can't remember.
1831
01:29:38,253 --> 01:29:39,379
Never mind.
1832
01:29:40,964 --> 01:29:41,965
Well?
1833
01:29:48,472 --> 01:29:49,681
Thanks.
1834
01:29:49,806 --> 01:29:51,934
So what do you think you'll do?
1835
01:29:52,142 --> 01:29:53,685
How are you gonna spend your life?
1836
01:29:54,311 --> 01:29:55,896
I'm not sure.
1837
01:29:59,149 --> 01:30:00,692
JOE: But I do know...
1838
01:30:05,030 --> 01:30:07,824
I'm going to live every minute of it.
1839
01:30:07,908 --> 01:30:10,744
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
1840
01:30:26,301 --> 01:30:28,720
(MELODIOUS TRILLING PIANO NOTES PLAYING)
1841
01:30:37,229 --> 01:30:39,064
(SONG PLAYING)
1842
01:38:55,477 --> 01:38:56,728
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS)
1843
01:38:56,812 --> 01:38:58,397
(RAPPING)
♪ Rappin Ced is the name
1844
01:38:58,480 --> 01:39:00,399
♪ And you should get it right
1845
01:39:00,482 --> 01:39:04,069
♪ Blowin' up on the scene like Dynomite
1846
01:39:04,194 --> 01:39:07,990
♪ Joey G on the keys
KP and Tommy with me
1847
01:39:08,073 --> 01:39:09,616
♪ How much you wanna bet?
1848
01:39:09,700 --> 01:39:11,451
♪ We can take the whole city
1849
01:39:11,535 --> 01:39:13,370
♪ You see us stylin' from the island
1850
01:39:13,453 --> 01:39:14,997
♪ All the way to BK
1851
01:39:15,080 --> 01:39:18,625
♪ Boogie down made the sound
But we took it away
1852
01:39:18,709 --> 01:39:22,379
♪ I go to Harlem it's no problems
If you know what I mean
1853
01:39:22,462 --> 01:39:26,258
{\an8}♪ Now everybody bow down to
The Kings of Queens ♪
1854
01:39:26,341 --> 01:39:27,676
{\an8}(GRUNTING)
1855
01:40:26,193 --> 01:40:28,153
Hey! Movie's over.
1856
01:40:28,320 --> 01:40:29,696
Go home!
1857
01:40:29,773 --> 01:40:30,992
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