1 00:00:03,212 --> 00:00:05,756 (DISCORDANT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:29,988 --> 00:00:31,490 (MUSIC ENDS) 3 00:00:32,616 --> 00:00:34,826 JOE: All right, let's try somethin' else. 4 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:36,328 (INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) 5 00:00:36,411 --> 00:00:37,538 -(STICK TAPPING) -(MUSIC STOPS) 6 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:42,209 Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three. 7 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:46,046 (STUDENTS PLAYING INTRO DISCORDANTLY) 8 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,384 (BEAT PICKING UP) 9 00:00:51,885 --> 00:00:54,179 (RHYTHMICALLY) One, two, three, four. 10 00:00:54,263 --> 00:00:56,849 -Stay on the beat. -(PLAYING JAZZ MUSIC) 11 00:00:56,932 --> 00:00:58,892 Two, three, four. 12 00:01:03,605 --> 00:01:05,232 That's C-sharp, horns. 13 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,650 (BLOWING SHARPLY) 14 00:01:06,733 --> 00:01:09,069 Two, three... I see you, Caleb. 15 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:11,822 Rachel, now you. 16 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:14,366 Forgot my sax, Mr. G. 17 00:01:14,449 --> 00:01:18,912 Okay, she forgot her sax. And now, all you, Connie. 18 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:20,080 Go for it! 19 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,499 (PLAYING IMPROVISED SOLO) 20 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:37,764 BOY: Way to go! 21 00:01:37,848 --> 00:01:39,850 (STUDENTS GIGGLING) 22 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:42,269 (CONNIE SIGHS) 23 00:01:42,352 --> 00:01:44,771 Hang on, hang on. What are y'all laughing at? 24 00:01:44,855 --> 00:01:46,607 So Connie got a little lost in it. 25 00:01:46,690 --> 00:01:48,317 That's a good thing. 26 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:49,902 Look, I remember one time 27 00:01:49,985 --> 00:01:51,945 my dad took me to this jazz club, 28 00:01:52,029 --> 00:01:53,572 and that's the last place I wanted to be. 29 00:01:53,655 --> 00:01:54,865 But then I see this guy, 30 00:01:55,324 --> 00:01:58,702 and he's playing these chords with fourths on it, 31 00:01:58,785 --> 00:02:00,204 and then with the minor... 32 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:01,788 -(MINOR KEYS PLAY) -Oh, oh, whoo. 33 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:04,583 Then he adds the inner voices, and it's like he's... 34 00:02:04,666 --> 00:02:05,918 It's like he's singing. 35 00:02:06,835 --> 00:02:09,713 And I swear, the next thing I know... 36 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,381 (PLAYS CASCADING NOTES) 37 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,050 ...it's like he floats off the stage. 38 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,426 (PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES) 39 00:02:14,510 --> 00:02:16,053 That guy was lost in the music. 40 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:19,348 He was in it, and he took the rest of us with him. 41 00:02:19,431 --> 00:02:21,683 (CONTINUES PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES) 42 00:02:25,562 --> 00:02:27,397 And I wanted to learn... 43 00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:28,690 (PLAYING CHORDS) 44 00:02:28,774 --> 00:02:30,192 ...how to talk like that. 45 00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:32,611 That's when I knew... 46 00:02:36,532 --> 00:02:37,866 I was born to play. 47 00:02:37,950 --> 00:02:39,451 (PLAYS ASCENDING SCALE) 48 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:42,538 Connie knows what I mean. Right, Connie? 49 00:02:42,621 --> 00:02:43,956 I'm 12. 50 00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:46,041 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 51 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:49,086 I'll be right back. Practice your scales. 52 00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:51,129 Sorry to interrupt, Mr. Gardner. 53 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:52,214 (INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) 54 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,590 (CHUCKLES) You're doing my ears a favor. 55 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,093 -Hey! -Not you, though, you're good. 56 00:02:56,176 --> 00:02:57,261 -(WHISPERS) He's not. -(CHUCKLES) 57 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,054 What can I do for you, Principal Arroyo? 58 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:02,057 I wanted to deliver the good news personally. 59 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:04,226 No more part-time for you. 60 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:07,354 You're now our full-time band teacher. 61 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:08,605 -(GROANS SOFTLY) -Job security. 62 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,691 Medical insurance. Pension. 63 00:03:10,774 --> 00:03:12,943 Wow. That's, uh, great. 64 00:03:13,026 --> 00:03:17,739 Welcome to the M.S. 70 family, Joe. Permanently. 65 00:03:17,823 --> 00:03:19,741 (CHUCKLES) Thanks. 66 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:23,412 (INSTRUMENTS CONTINUE PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) 67 00:03:31,753 --> 00:03:36,800 LIBBA: After all these years, my prayers have been answered. 68 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,927 A full-time job. 69 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:40,387 Working man, coming through. 70 00:03:40,470 --> 00:03:41,471 Yeah, Mom, but I... 71 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,390 You're going to tell them yes, right? 72 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:44,641 Don't worry, Mom, I got a plan. 73 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,143 You always got a plan. 74 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:48,061 Maybe you need to have a backup plan, too, 75 00:03:48,145 --> 00:03:49,938 -for when your plan falls through. -(WOMAN GROANING) 76 00:03:50,022 --> 00:03:51,481 -A backup plan never hurts. -(JOE SIGHS) 77 00:03:51,565 --> 00:03:54,234 Joey, we didn't struggle giving you an education 78 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:55,903 so you could be a middle-aged man 79 00:03:55,986 --> 00:03:57,654 washing your underwear in my shop. 80 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,656 Walking around with a hole in his pants. 81 00:03:59,740 --> 00:04:01,491 -Yeah, but... -With this job, you'll be able 82 00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:03,702 to put that dead-end gigging behind you. 83 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:06,496 And Lord knows we need more teachers in this world. 84 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:07,664 And just think, 85 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:11,919 playing music will finally be your real career. 86 00:04:12,002 --> 00:04:14,963 So you're going to tell them yes, right? 87 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:16,381 Please say yes. 88 00:04:16,924 --> 00:04:18,091 Yeah, definitely. 89 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:19,259 LIBBA: Good. 90 00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:21,470 -(JOE SIGHS) -(JAZZ MUSIC RINGTONE PLAYING) 91 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,099 Hello? 92 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:27,601 How you been, Mr. G? 93 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:29,895 Uh, it's Curley. Lamont. Lamont Baker. 94 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:33,065 Hey, Curley! Hey, good to hear your voice, man. 95 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:35,526 Uh... Listen. You can call me Joe now, Curley. 96 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:36,610 I'm not your teacher anymore. 97 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:38,028 CURLEY: Oh, okay, Mr. Gardner. 98 00:04:38,111 --> 00:04:41,031 Hey, look, I'm the new drummer in the Dorothea Williams Quartet, 99 00:04:41,114 --> 00:04:44,117 and we're kickin' off our tour with a show at The Half Note tonight. 100 00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:45,619 Dorothea Williams! Are you kidding me? 101 00:04:45,702 --> 00:04:48,288 Are you kidding me? Congratulations, man. Wow! 102 00:04:48,372 --> 00:04:50,666 I would die a happy man 103 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:53,252 if I could perform with Dorothea Williams. 104 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:55,796 CURLEY: Oh, well, this could be your lucky day. 105 00:04:57,256 --> 00:04:58,882 (UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 106 00:05:07,391 --> 00:05:09,101 -(TIRES SCREECH) -(CAR HORN BLARES) 107 00:05:11,520 --> 00:05:13,313 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING) 108 00:05:16,567 --> 00:05:18,443 -CURLEY: Whew, there he is. -Hey, Curley. 109 00:05:18,527 --> 00:05:20,529 Leon skipping town really put us in a bind, man. 110 00:05:20,612 --> 00:05:22,364 -Yeah. Uh, I'll bet. -I'm glad you made it. 111 00:05:22,447 --> 00:05:25,701 My boy, Bishop, said he sat in with you on a set last year in Brooklyn. 112 00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:26,910 Said you were great. 113 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:29,288 (CHUCKLES) Well, you know, for a coffee shop. 114 00:05:29,371 --> 00:05:31,206 (SAXOPHONE PLAYING IMPROVISED SOLO) 115 00:05:56,231 --> 00:05:57,232 CURLEY: Hey, Dorothea. 116 00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:59,943 This is the cat I was telling you about. 117 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:02,404 My old middle school band teacher, Mr. Gardner. 118 00:06:02,487 --> 00:06:03,822 Call me Joe, Dorothea. 119 00:06:03,906 --> 00:06:05,949 Uh... Uh, I mean, Miss Williams. 120 00:06:06,033 --> 00:06:08,493 It's a pleasure. Wow. This is amazing. 121 00:06:10,162 --> 00:06:12,122 CURLEY: Uh, Joe is Ray Gardner's son. 122 00:06:13,290 --> 00:06:17,127 So, we're down to middle school band teachers now. 123 00:06:19,213 --> 00:06:22,925 Get on up here, Teach, we ain't got all day. 124 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:29,097 (BAND PLAYS COOL JAZZ MUSIC) 125 00:06:29,181 --> 00:06:30,766 -What... What are we playin'? -(HITS NOTE ON PIANO) 126 00:06:30,849 --> 00:06:32,726 (BAND CONTINUES PLAYING) 127 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:38,857 (PLAYS CORRESPONDING NOTES HALTINGLY) 128 00:06:43,779 --> 00:06:46,156 (PLAYING CORRESPONDING CHORDS) 129 00:06:56,667 --> 00:06:58,418 (PLAYING IMPROVISED NOTES) 130 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:09,513 (PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES) 131 00:07:30,284 --> 00:07:32,786 (CONTINUES PLAYING IMPROVISED TRILLING NOTES) 132 00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:13,368 (MUSIC ENDS) 133 00:08:18,457 --> 00:08:19,666 Uh, sorry. 134 00:08:19,750 --> 00:08:22,211 I zoned out a little back there. (CHUCKLES) 135 00:08:24,046 --> 00:08:26,131 Joe Gardner, where have you been? 136 00:08:26,465 --> 00:08:29,092 I've been, uh, teaching, middle school band. 137 00:08:29,176 --> 00:08:30,427 Uh, but on the weekends, I... 138 00:08:30,511 --> 00:08:32,012 -You got a suit? -Uh... 139 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:34,473 Get a suit, Teach. A good suit. 140 00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:36,558 Back here tonight. First show's at 9:00. 141 00:08:36,642 --> 00:08:37,893 Soundcheck's at 7:00. 142 00:08:37,976 --> 00:08:39,478 We'll see how you do. 143 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,816 Yes! Whoo-hoo! 144 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:48,070 You see that, Dad? That's what I'm talking about! 145 00:08:48,153 --> 00:08:49,154 Hey, look up, look up. 146 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:51,490 You know what that's gonna say? Joe Gardner! 147 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:52,908 (JOE LAUGHS) 148 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:54,493 You're never gonna believe what just happened. 149 00:08:54,576 --> 00:08:56,912 I did it. I got the gig. Yes! 150 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:57,996 I... I know. 151 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,957 Dorothea Williams! Can you believe it? 152 00:09:00,040 --> 00:09:01,625 Hey, pal, you're gonna get hurt! 153 00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:04,378 Just don't tell my mom about this. Okay? 154 00:09:05,087 --> 00:09:07,130 Forget class. I'm in a different class. 155 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:09,132 I'm in a Dorothea Williams class, buddy. 156 00:09:09,383 --> 00:09:10,384 You know what I'm saying? I'm... 157 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:11,844 -(BARKS) -Whoa! Sorry! 158 00:09:11,927 --> 00:09:13,345 -(HORN BLARES) -(GASPS) 159 00:09:14,096 --> 00:09:15,389 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 160 00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:16,515 (SCREAMS) 161 00:09:19,101 --> 00:09:20,269 (GRUNTS) 162 00:09:21,520 --> 00:09:23,605 (SOMBER ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYS) 163 00:09:29,778 --> 00:09:30,904 What the... 164 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,163 (ECHOING) Hello? 165 00:09:42,374 --> 00:09:43,417 Hello? 166 00:09:48,964 --> 00:09:50,966 (SOMBER ETHEREAL MUSIC CONTINUES) 167 00:09:55,554 --> 00:09:56,555 What the... 168 00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:00,559 (WHIMPERS) 169 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:03,478 Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hello! 170 00:10:04,605 --> 00:10:06,440 (SIGHS) Hello. 171 00:10:06,523 --> 00:10:08,317 Oh, what's your name, honey? 172 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,902 Uh, I'm Joe. Joe Gardner. 173 00:10:09,985 --> 00:10:12,237 Look, I'm not supposed to be here. 174 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:15,324 Ah. Must have been sudden for you. 175 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:18,535 You see, Joe, I'm 106 years old. 176 00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:21,455 Been waiting a long time for this. 177 00:10:21,538 --> 00:10:24,583 -For what? -The Great Beyond. 178 00:10:27,169 --> 00:10:28,545 JOE: The Great Beyond? 179 00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:31,590 -As in, as in beyond life? -Yeah. 180 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,175 -That's death right there? -(SPEAKING INUKTITUT) 181 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:35,552 This beats my dream about the walrus. 182 00:10:35,636 --> 00:10:36,970 (IN ENGLISH) Exciting, isn't it? 183 00:10:37,054 --> 00:10:38,305 No, no, no, listen. 184 00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:39,973 I have a gig tonight. I can't die now. 185 00:10:40,057 --> 00:10:41,642 MALE SOUL: (CHUCKLES) Well, I really don't think 186 00:10:41,725 --> 00:10:43,101 you have a lot to say about this. 187 00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:44,728 Yes. Yes, I do. 188 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,940 I'm not dying the very day I got my shot. I'm due. 189 00:10:48,023 --> 00:10:49,399 Heck, I'm overdue. 190 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,068 Uh-uh, uh-uh. I'm outta here. 191 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:54,112 I don't think you're supposed to go that way. 192 00:10:54,196 --> 00:10:55,781 This can't happen. I'm not dyin' today. 193 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,908 Not when my life just started. 194 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:06,708 (CRACKLES) 195 00:11:06,792 --> 00:11:07,793 What was that? 196 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:10,462 Wait. I'm not finished. I gotta get back. 197 00:11:10,546 --> 00:11:11,755 I don't wanna die! 198 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:14,049 I'm not done. I'm not done. Run! 199 00:11:14,132 --> 00:11:15,968 -Why aren't you running? -I don't know. 200 00:11:16,051 --> 00:11:17,761 -What's wrong with you people? -MALE SOUL: I don't know. 201 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:19,388 (JOE PANTING) 202 00:11:19,471 --> 00:11:20,472 (FEMALE SOUL SPEAKING KOREAN) 203 00:11:20,556 --> 00:11:22,307 Where are my pants? 204 00:11:22,391 --> 00:11:24,434 JOE: (IN ENGLISH) I'm not done. (GRUNTING) 205 00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:25,519 Ahh! 206 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,688 (CRACKLING CONTINUES) 207 00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:33,402 (GASPS) Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. 208 00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,153 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Excuse me. 209 00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:36,864 (PANTING) 210 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:39,950 Help! I'm not done. I gotta get back. 211 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,746 Oh, my... Oh, my goodness. 212 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,832 (SCREAMING) 213 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:53,463 (CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING) 214 00:12:38,383 --> 00:12:40,552 (MUFFLED CHATTERING) 215 00:12:57,236 --> 00:12:59,071 -(LAUGHTER) -(JOE GASPS) 216 00:13:01,907 --> 00:13:03,700 -(JOE GASPS) -(NEW SOUL GIGGLES) 217 00:13:04,701 --> 00:13:06,453 (NEW SOULS GIGGLING) 218 00:13:07,079 --> 00:13:08,080 What? 219 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:09,456 -(CRUNCHES) -Ow! 220 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,711 Now, now, everyone, 221 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,421 let's give the mentor some room. 222 00:13:16,505 --> 00:13:19,216 Sorry, new souls. 37, that's enough. 223 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:23,303 Hey, everyone, look here. (SING-SONG) Quiet coyote. 224 00:13:23,387 --> 00:13:25,556 Shh. Quiet coyote. 225 00:13:26,390 --> 00:13:27,474 Who... Who are you? 226 00:13:27,558 --> 00:13:28,851 I am the coming together 227 00:13:28,934 --> 00:13:31,395 of all quantized fields of the universe. 228 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,815 Appearing in a form your feeble human brain can comprehend. 229 00:13:34,898 --> 00:13:36,525 -What? -You can call me Jerry. 230 00:13:36,608 --> 00:13:38,318 Jerry, okay. 231 00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:40,737 Uh, hey, is this heaven? 232 00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:42,614 (LAUGHS) No. 233 00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:46,326 Is it H-E-double hockey sticks? 234 00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:49,872 NEW SOUL: Hell. NEW SOULS: Hell, hell, hell. 235 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:51,999 -Shh. Quiet coyote. -NEW SOUL: Hell. 236 00:13:52,082 --> 00:13:53,876 It's easy to get turned around. 237 00:13:53,959 --> 00:13:56,253 This isn't the Great Beyond. It's the Great Before. 238 00:13:57,045 --> 00:13:58,505 The Great Before? 239 00:13:58,589 --> 00:14:02,009 Oh. We call it the You Seminar now. Rebranding. 240 00:14:02,092 --> 00:14:04,720 (NEW SOULS CHATTERING EXCITEDLY) 241 00:14:04,803 --> 00:14:05,804 NEW SOUL 1: Hell. 242 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:06,889 NEW SOUL 2: No, no. You're here! 243 00:14:07,931 --> 00:14:09,850 (ALL GIGGLING) 244 00:14:13,437 --> 00:14:14,980 Does this mean I'm dead? 245 00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:16,106 Not yet. 246 00:14:16,190 --> 00:14:18,150 Your body's in a holding pattern. 247 00:14:18,233 --> 00:14:19,318 It's complicated. 248 00:14:19,401 --> 00:14:20,819 I'll get you back to your group. 249 00:14:22,863 --> 00:14:24,156 (GASPS) 250 00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,033 (JOE WHIMPERS) 251 00:14:27,451 --> 00:14:30,454 Come on, little souls, get on up here. 252 00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:35,626 Welcome to the You Seminar. 253 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:39,671 You are in for a treat. 254 00:14:44,176 --> 00:14:46,011 (CLICKING) 255 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,936 -Mm, that's weird. -What is it? 256 00:14:54,019 --> 00:14:55,938 -The count's off. -Excuse me? 257 00:14:56,021 --> 00:15:00,400 There's a soul missing. The count's off. 258 00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:02,819 Huh. 259 00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:07,074 Okay, first stop is the Excitable Pavilion. 260 00:15:07,157 --> 00:15:08,825 You four. In you go. 261 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:15,707 (WHIRRING) 262 00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,668 (ALL LAUGHING EXCITEDLY) 263 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:21,505 You five, you'll be aloof. And you two, why not? 264 00:15:25,843 --> 00:15:26,969 Oh, wait a minute. 265 00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,804 This is where personalities come from? 266 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:31,598 Of course. Do you think people are just born with them? 267 00:15:31,682 --> 00:15:33,517 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 268 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:38,605 So, uh, how do they get to Earth, then? 269 00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:40,691 Well, they use the Earth portal. 270 00:15:46,238 --> 00:15:49,116 Once they get a complete personality, of course. 271 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,451 Hello? Hello? 272 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:56,373 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 273 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:03,714 NEW SOUL: Goodbye. 274 00:16:09,428 --> 00:16:11,013 NEW SOUL 2: Whee! 275 00:16:12,681 --> 00:16:13,807 Whoo-hoo! 276 00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:16,476 (JOE LAUGHS EXCITEDLY) 277 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:18,020 -(WHOOSHING) -(YELPS) Wait, wait, wait. 278 00:16:29,948 --> 00:16:31,575 (EXCITED CHATTER) 279 00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:40,334 (NEW SOULS WHOOPING) 280 00:16:40,417 --> 00:16:42,127 -(JOE SIGHS) -(COUNSELOR JERRY A CHUCKLES) 281 00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:44,046 You sure get lost a lot. 282 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:46,298 COUNSELOR JERRY D: All righty, mentors. 283 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:47,841 -Just find your name here... -Hello, Jerry... 284 00:16:47,925 --> 00:16:48,926 COUNSELOR JERRY D: ...and join us inside. 285 00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:50,010 ...got a lost mentor for you. 286 00:16:50,093 --> 00:16:51,220 Thanks, Jerry. 287 00:16:51,303 --> 00:16:53,931 Uh, look, I'm not sure I'm supposed to be here. 288 00:16:54,014 --> 00:16:55,182 I understand. 289 00:16:55,265 --> 00:16:56,683 Mentoring isn't for everyone. 290 00:16:56,767 --> 00:16:58,060 You're more than welcome to opt out. 291 00:16:58,143 --> 00:17:00,479 (GASPS) Actually, on second thought, 292 00:17:00,562 --> 00:17:03,815 you know, the mentoring sounds like fun. 293 00:17:03,899 --> 00:17:06,193 I'm glad to hear it. Jerry will take it from here. 294 00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,987 Thanks, Jerry. Head right on over there to Jerry. 295 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,072 Thank you, Jerry. 296 00:17:10,155 --> 00:17:11,365 JOE: Is everyone here named Jerry? 297 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,449 Good luck! 298 00:17:12,533 --> 00:17:14,368 Jerry, we've got a problem. 299 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:15,911 Oh, hello, there, Terry. 300 00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,538 The count's off. 301 00:17:17,621 --> 00:17:19,456 (CHUCKLES) I seriously doubt that. 302 00:17:19,540 --> 00:17:21,291 The count hasn't been off in centuries. 303 00:17:21,375 --> 00:17:24,878 151,000 souls go into the Great Beyond every day. 304 00:17:24,962 --> 00:17:27,881 That's 105.2 souls per minute, Jerry. 305 00:17:27,965 --> 00:17:30,259 1.75 souls per second. 306 00:17:30,843 --> 00:17:32,386 And I count every single one of 'em. 307 00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:33,554 Yep. I'm aware. 308 00:17:33,637 --> 00:17:36,390 It's my job to keep track of this stuff, Jerry. 309 00:17:36,473 --> 00:17:37,766 I'm the accountant. 310 00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,893 And we all think you're doing a wonderful job, 311 00:17:39,977 --> 00:17:41,395 -don't we, everyone? -Absolutely. 312 00:17:41,478 --> 00:17:42,479 Looks good from where this guy's standing. 313 00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:43,647 COUNSELOR JERRY E: I'd say no. 314 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,400 I'm always counting. I'm counting right now. 315 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:49,361 You blinked five times since I started talking. Six. 316 00:17:49,444 --> 00:17:51,446 Right. Since accounting is your job, 317 00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:53,615 why don't you figure out the problem? 318 00:17:53,699 --> 00:17:55,534 -Maybe I will. -Wonderful. 319 00:17:56,034 --> 00:17:57,160 (SNAPS FINGERS) 320 00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,831 (NEW SOULS LAUGHING) 321 00:18:02,457 --> 00:18:03,542 Hello again, Terry. 322 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:04,835 Don't play dumb with me. 323 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:09,089 Okay, here we go. 324 00:18:09,173 --> 00:18:10,299 (KNUCKLES CRACK) 325 00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:12,759 "A." 326 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,356 (UPBEAT SOUL MUSIC PLAYING) 327 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,902 Hello, there, mentors. 328 00:18:29,985 --> 00:18:32,946 I'm Jerry, a counselor here at the You Seminar. 329 00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:36,366 Now you don't remember it, but you've been here before. 330 00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:39,369 But don't worry, forgetting the trauma of childbirth 331 00:18:39,453 --> 00:18:41,747 is one of the great gifts of the universe. 332 00:18:42,331 --> 00:18:43,790 Here at the You Seminar, 333 00:18:43,874 --> 00:18:48,003 all new souls are given unique and individual personalities. 334 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:51,590 I'm an agreeable skeptic who's cautious yet flamboyant. 335 00:18:51,673 --> 00:18:55,677 I'm an irritable wallflower who's dangerously curious. 336 00:18:55,761 --> 00:19:00,516 I'm a manipulative megalomaniac who's intensely opportunistic. 337 00:19:00,599 --> 00:19:02,935 Oh-ho, this one might be a handful. 338 00:19:03,018 --> 00:19:04,520 But that's Earth's problem. 339 00:19:04,603 --> 00:19:08,065 You'll notice these souls are all missing something. 340 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:10,150 What goes in this spot? 341 00:19:10,234 --> 00:19:12,653 Well, these souls need their "spark." 342 00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:15,072 And that's where you come in. 343 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,241 Maybe you will find their spark 344 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:19,117 in the Hall of Everything, 345 00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:23,455 where literally anything on Earth could inspire. 346 00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:26,667 Or perhaps you'll prefer the Hall of You, 347 00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:31,630 featuring a selection of moments from your own inspiring life. 348 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:33,215 And just what is this spark? 349 00:19:34,049 --> 00:19:35,551 (PLAYS UPBEAT TUNE) 350 00:19:39,012 --> 00:19:40,013 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 351 00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:41,098 (CHUCKLES) 352 00:19:42,266 --> 00:19:44,226 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 353 00:19:44,768 --> 00:19:47,271 I know you're all excited to get to work, 354 00:19:47,354 --> 00:19:49,815 so good luck finding the spark. 355 00:19:49,898 --> 00:19:52,109 -(APPLAUSE) -Find the spark. 356 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:54,528 Wow, that was informative. 357 00:19:54,611 --> 00:19:57,823 Now, it's time for my favorite part of the program, 358 00:19:57,906 --> 00:20:01,410 matching you mentors with your soul mates. 359 00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:04,329 Our first mentor is Maria Martinez. 360 00:20:04,413 --> 00:20:06,748 -(APPLAUSE) -Maria, come on down. 361 00:20:06,832 --> 00:20:08,876 Maria was a rare disease specialist 362 00:20:08,959 --> 00:20:11,336 from the University of Mexico. 363 00:20:11,420 --> 00:20:14,047 I'm cured. I'm cured. (LAUGHS) 364 00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:16,091 She'll be matched with one of my favorites, 365 00:20:16,175 --> 00:20:20,929 soul number 108,210,121,415. 366 00:20:21,013 --> 00:20:23,974 -(APPLAUSE) -Congratulations! Off you go. 367 00:20:24,057 --> 00:20:27,227 Our next mentor is Bjorn T. Börgensson. 368 00:20:27,311 --> 00:20:28,854 (APPLAUSE) 369 00:20:30,314 --> 00:20:33,192 Dr. Börgensson is a world-renowned child psychologist 370 00:20:33,275 --> 00:20:35,944 who was recently awarded a Nobel Prize. 371 00:20:36,028 --> 00:20:39,531 I see pain, death, destruction. 372 00:20:39,615 --> 00:20:41,950 -How about now? -A pretty butterfly. 373 00:20:42,034 --> 00:20:43,035 (ALL GASP) 374 00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:47,206 Dr. Börgensson will be matched with soul number 22. 375 00:20:48,665 --> 00:20:51,084 Oh, we're gonna get into this now. Excuse me. 376 00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:55,088 22, you come out of this dimension right now. 377 00:20:55,172 --> 00:20:56,548 22: (GRUNTS) How many times do I have to tell you? 378 00:20:56,632 --> 00:20:57,758 -(OBJECTS CLATTERING) -I don't wanna go to Earth. 379 00:20:57,841 --> 00:20:59,384 -Stop fighting this, 22. -22: I don't wanna. 380 00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:00,511 COUNSELOR JERRY B: You will go to Earth 381 00:21:00,594 --> 00:21:01,595 -and have a life. -22: Make me! 382 00:21:02,054 --> 00:21:04,681 22 has been at the You Seminar for quite some time 383 00:21:04,765 --> 00:21:07,226 and has had such notable mentors as Gandhi, 384 00:21:07,309 --> 00:21:09,311 Abraham Lincoln, and Mother Teresa. 385 00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:11,104 (LAUGHS) I made her cry. 386 00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:12,356 COUNSELOR JERRY B: Ignore that. 387 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:13,440 22: Put me down. 388 00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:15,359 We're truly glad to have you here, Dr. Börgensson. 389 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,236 -(GRUNTS) -(22 WHIMPERS) 390 00:21:18,070 --> 00:21:21,031 It is an honor having you prepare 22 for Earth. 391 00:21:21,532 --> 00:21:23,408 I'm gonna make you wish you never died. 392 00:21:23,492 --> 00:21:25,619 Most people wish that, 22. 393 00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:28,580 -(22 CHUCKLES) -Off you go. Bye! 394 00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:30,832 (JOE GRUNTS) 395 00:21:30,916 --> 00:21:32,918 (MUSIC PLAYING) 396 00:21:33,001 --> 00:21:34,878 Where are we? 397 00:21:35,462 --> 00:21:36,547 BJORN: That's great progress. 398 00:21:36,630 --> 00:21:39,341 You should be very proud. Step by step. 399 00:21:39,424 --> 00:21:41,593 In celebration of Dr. Börgensson's body of work, 400 00:21:41,677 --> 00:21:43,595 we are pleased to present him this honorary... 401 00:21:43,679 --> 00:21:45,264 BJORN: These past few weeks, I have seen such growth. 402 00:21:45,347 --> 00:21:46,723 So many people I'd like to thank, of course. 403 00:21:46,807 --> 00:21:48,809 Okay, look, I'm sure your life was amazing 404 00:21:48,892 --> 00:21:50,269 and you did amazing things, 405 00:21:50,352 --> 00:21:51,395 but here's what we're gonna do. 406 00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:53,105 We're gonna stand here in silence for a little bit, 407 00:21:53,188 --> 00:21:54,731 then we go back out, you say you tried, 408 00:21:54,815 --> 00:21:57,359 I go back to not living my non-life and you go to the Great Beyond. 409 00:21:57,442 --> 00:21:58,986 -No, look. -Talk all you want, Bjorn. 410 00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:00,487 It's not gonna work, anyway. 411 00:22:00,571 --> 00:22:02,906 I've had thousands of mentors who failed and now hate me. 412 00:22:02,990 --> 00:22:04,074 Mother Teresa... 413 00:22:04,157 --> 00:22:07,160 I have compassion for every soul. 414 00:22:07,244 --> 00:22:08,829 Except you. I don't like you. 415 00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:09,913 Copernicus... 416 00:22:09,997 --> 00:22:12,457 The world doesn't revolve around you, 22. 417 00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:13,542 Muhammad Ali... 418 00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:16,128 You are the greatest pain in the butt. 419 00:22:16,211 --> 00:22:17,296 Marie Antoinette... 420 00:22:17,379 --> 00:22:19,298 Nobody can help you! Nobody! 421 00:22:19,381 --> 00:22:20,674 Thanks, but no thanks, Doc. 422 00:22:20,757 --> 00:22:22,509 I already know everything about Earth, 423 00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:23,635 and it's not worth the trouble. 424 00:22:23,719 --> 00:22:25,762 Come on, don't you want to fill out your pass? 425 00:22:25,846 --> 00:22:27,931 (SIGHS) You know, I'm comfortable up here. 426 00:22:28,015 --> 00:22:29,099 I have my routine. 427 00:22:29,183 --> 00:22:31,059 I float in mist, I do my Sudoku puzzles, 428 00:22:31,143 --> 00:22:32,311 and then, like, once a week, 429 00:22:32,394 --> 00:22:34,188 they make me come to one of these You Seminars. 430 00:22:34,271 --> 00:22:35,689 It's not great, but I know what to expect. 431 00:22:35,772 --> 00:22:38,192 Look, kid, I'm not... Can I just be honest with you? 432 00:22:38,275 --> 00:22:40,360 I'm not Bjorn Borgenstein 433 00:22:40,444 --> 00:22:42,070 or whatever his name is. I'm not even a mentor. 434 00:22:42,154 --> 00:22:43,572 Not a mentor? 435 00:22:44,615 --> 00:22:46,825 Ah... (LAUGHING) 436 00:22:46,909 --> 00:22:48,619 Reverse psychology. 437 00:22:48,702 --> 00:22:51,371 You really are a good shrink, Doctor. 438 00:22:51,455 --> 00:22:52,706 Carl Jung already tried that. 439 00:22:52,789 --> 00:22:55,584 Stop talking! My unconscious mind hates you! 440 00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:57,377 (GRUNTS FRUSTRATEDLY) Is there any way 441 00:22:57,461 --> 00:22:59,046 to show a different life in this place? 442 00:23:07,971 --> 00:23:09,890 (MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY) 443 00:23:09,973 --> 00:23:13,977 Wait. You're really not Bjorn Börgensson? 444 00:23:15,229 --> 00:23:16,563 It's my life. 445 00:23:16,647 --> 00:23:18,982 Um, excuse me, what's going on here? 446 00:23:19,066 --> 00:23:21,318 Binaca breath spray? Cheap cologne? 447 00:23:22,986 --> 00:23:25,030 Man, who curated this exhibit? 448 00:23:25,113 --> 00:23:26,532 (CHUCKLES) You did. 449 00:23:27,366 --> 00:23:29,034 (RAPPING ON TV) ♪ I go to Harlem, it's no problems 450 00:23:29,117 --> 00:23:31,703 JOE: Oh, my goodness. It's Cedric's rap group. No! 451 00:23:31,787 --> 00:23:33,830 ♪ Now everybody bow down To the Kings of Queens ♪ 452 00:23:33,914 --> 00:23:36,583 No, don't look at that stuff. Let's look over here. 453 00:23:37,459 --> 00:23:39,169 YOUNG JOE: Dad, I don't wanna go. 454 00:23:39,253 --> 00:23:40,462 I don't like jazz. 455 00:23:40,546 --> 00:23:42,506 Black improvisational music. 456 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,842 It's one of our great contributions to American culture. 457 00:23:44,925 --> 00:23:46,844 At least give it a chance, Joey. 458 00:23:46,927 --> 00:23:48,929 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 459 00:23:50,264 --> 00:23:51,557 This is where it all started. 460 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:54,643 This is the moment where I fell in love with jazz. 461 00:23:56,228 --> 00:23:57,271 Listen to that. 462 00:23:57,354 --> 00:23:59,857 See, the tune is just an excuse to bring out the you. 463 00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:02,943 And that's why I became a jazz musician. 464 00:24:04,862 --> 00:24:06,530 WOMAN: It's not what we're looking for. 465 00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:09,408 Wait a minute, that's not how I remember it going down. 466 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:11,743 Come back when you have something. 467 00:24:11,827 --> 00:24:14,121 -Sorry, Joe. -Sorry, Joe. 468 00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:15,664 MAN: We're looking for something different. 469 00:24:15,747 --> 00:24:17,583 Two, three, four. 470 00:24:17,666 --> 00:24:19,668 (INSTRUMENTS PLAYING DISCORDANTLY) 471 00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:27,926 (PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING) 472 00:24:37,728 --> 00:24:40,230 My life was meaningless. 473 00:24:40,314 --> 00:24:42,316 (EKG BEEPING) 474 00:24:48,989 --> 00:24:50,532 No, no, no. 475 00:24:50,616 --> 00:24:51,867 No, I will not accept this. 476 00:24:51,950 --> 00:24:54,995 Kid, give me that badge. I'm goin' back to my body. 477 00:24:55,621 --> 00:24:57,623 Oh, yeah, sure. Here. 478 00:25:06,757 --> 00:25:09,676 Unless it becomes an Earth Pass, I'm stuck with it. 479 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,053 (JOE SIGHS) 480 00:25:11,553 --> 00:25:14,348 Well, what if I help you turn it into an Earth Pass? 481 00:25:14,431 --> 00:25:15,432 Will you give it to me then? 482 00:25:17,351 --> 00:25:18,519 Wait... 483 00:25:18,602 --> 00:25:22,523 I've never thought of that. I'd get to skip life. 484 00:25:22,606 --> 00:25:24,066 So, yes! 485 00:25:24,650 --> 00:25:26,485 But we gotta get this thing to change first, 486 00:25:26,568 --> 00:25:28,445 and I've never been able to get it to change. 487 00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:30,739 Come on. I know all about sparks. 488 00:25:30,822 --> 00:25:32,616 Because mine is piano. 489 00:25:32,699 --> 00:25:34,826 (PLAYING TRILLING NOTES) 490 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:46,755 -Really? Nothin' at all? -22: Eh. 491 00:25:46,839 --> 00:25:51,134 Oh, no, not jazz, just music. I don't like music sounds. 492 00:25:51,510 --> 00:25:53,095 It feels like a little too much. 493 00:25:53,762 --> 00:25:54,930 (SIGHS) 494 00:25:55,013 --> 00:25:56,598 Well, I'm not going out like this. 495 00:25:56,682 --> 00:25:59,351 Where's that, uh, Hall of Everything? 496 00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:00,978 (NEW SOULS LAUGHING) 497 00:26:02,104 --> 00:26:03,689 JOE: (CHUCKLES) I'll be right back. 498 00:26:03,772 --> 00:26:04,982 22: Don't get ahead of yourself, pal. 499 00:26:05,065 --> 00:26:07,234 By the way, why do you sound like a middle-aged white lady? 500 00:26:07,317 --> 00:26:08,318 I don't. 501 00:26:08,402 --> 00:26:09,528 -This is all an illusion. -Huh? 502 00:26:09,611 --> 00:26:11,071 This whole place is a hypothetical. 503 00:26:11,154 --> 00:26:13,323 (IN MALE VOICE) I could sound like this if I wanted to. 504 00:26:13,407 --> 00:26:14,825 (IN KID'S VOICE) Or sound like this instead. 505 00:26:14,908 --> 00:26:16,159 (IN NORMAL VOICE) I could even sound like you. 506 00:26:16,243 --> 00:26:17,452 (IN JOE'S VOICE) Life is so unfair. 507 00:26:17,536 --> 00:26:20,873 I don't wanna die. Somebody call the wambulance. Wah! 508 00:26:21,623 --> 00:26:23,792 (IN NORMAL VOICE) I just use this voice because it annoys people. 509 00:26:23,876 --> 00:26:25,043 It's very effective. 510 00:26:25,586 --> 00:26:28,046 (NEW SOULS LAUGHING AND CHEERING) 511 00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:31,466 -(JOE GASPS) -Don't worry, they're fine. 512 00:26:31,550 --> 00:26:33,010 (ALL GIGGLING) 513 00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:34,595 You can't crush a soul here. 514 00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:36,346 That's what life on Earth is for. 515 00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:37,723 JOE: (SCOFFS) Very witty. 516 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:41,977 Okay. Here we are. 517 00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:44,479 This is the Hall of Everything. 518 00:26:44,563 --> 00:26:45,772 JOE: Whoa! 519 00:26:49,443 --> 00:26:50,611 (CAMERA CLICKS) 520 00:26:55,282 --> 00:26:56,283 Yes! 521 00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:03,624 -Whoa. -Congratulations! 522 00:27:03,707 --> 00:27:04,708 So, where do you want to start? 523 00:27:04,791 --> 00:27:05,834 Come on. 524 00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:10,130 Croissants, cakes. Baking could be your spark. 525 00:27:10,214 --> 00:27:12,549 Yeah! But, um, I don't get it. 526 00:27:12,633 --> 00:27:14,593 -Just smell it. -Can't, and neither can you. 527 00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:15,719 What? 528 00:27:15,802 --> 00:27:17,721 You're right. I can't smell. 529 00:27:17,804 --> 00:27:19,932 We can't... We can't taste, either? 530 00:27:20,015 --> 00:27:21,725 All that stuff is in your body. 531 00:27:22,601 --> 00:27:26,063 -No smell, no taste. -Or touch. See? 532 00:27:29,775 --> 00:27:32,027 Okay, I get it. Moving on. 533 00:27:32,736 --> 00:27:33,904 Isn't this exciting? 534 00:27:33,987 --> 00:27:35,822 The fire is so pretty. 535 00:27:35,906 --> 00:27:37,324 I kinda wanna let it spread. 536 00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:38,408 Nope. 537 00:27:39,326 --> 00:27:40,536 Hands are hard. 538 00:27:40,619 --> 00:27:42,204 How about a librarian? They're cool. 539 00:27:42,287 --> 00:27:43,497 Yes, amazing. 540 00:27:43,580 --> 00:27:45,040 Who wouldn't like working at a thankless job 541 00:27:45,123 --> 00:27:47,543 you're always in danger of losing due to budget cuts? 542 00:27:47,626 --> 00:27:49,503 Though I do like the idea of randomly shushing people. 543 00:27:49,586 --> 00:27:50,712 -Look, obviously this... -Shh! 544 00:27:50,796 --> 00:27:51,964 Oh, yeah, that's good. 545 00:27:52,714 --> 00:27:53,715 Meh. 546 00:27:54,716 --> 00:27:55,717 Meh. 547 00:27:56,426 --> 00:27:57,427 Meh. 548 00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:02,224 -Meh. -(JOE SIGHING) 549 00:28:04,351 --> 00:28:06,770 JOE: Well, I think that's everything. 550 00:28:06,854 --> 00:28:08,814 -22: Sorry. -You told me you'd try. 551 00:28:08,897 --> 00:28:10,983 I did. I'm telling the truth. 552 00:28:11,066 --> 00:28:12,860 If there's one thing I'm not, it's a liar. 553 00:28:12,943 --> 00:28:14,444 Unlike Abraham Lincoln. 554 00:28:14,528 --> 00:28:16,613 You're really okay being on a penny? 555 00:28:16,697 --> 00:28:18,407 Well, of course. It's an honor. 556 00:28:18,490 --> 00:28:20,868 Okay, but they put Andrew Jackson on the 20. 557 00:28:20,951 --> 00:28:22,035 Jackson! 558 00:28:22,119 --> 00:28:24,079 What can I say, Joe? Earth is boring. 559 00:28:24,162 --> 00:28:25,247 Well, what else can we do, then? 560 00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:26,415 Because we're running out of time. 561 00:28:26,498 --> 00:28:28,292 Yeah, you know, time's not really a thing here. 562 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:29,960 -(ELECTRONIC CHIMES) -COUNSELOR JERRY B: Time's up! 563 00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:32,171 Nice try, Bjorn, but no need to feel bad. 564 00:28:32,254 --> 00:28:33,839 22 here can be a bit of a challenge. 565 00:28:33,922 --> 00:28:35,632 Even though I can't feel it, please don't touch me. 566 00:28:35,716 --> 00:28:37,384 So, let's get you to the Great Beyond. 567 00:28:38,635 --> 00:28:39,678 (JOE GASPS) 568 00:28:39,761 --> 00:28:43,182 Um, wait. We forgot to try breakdancer. 569 00:28:43,265 --> 00:28:45,142 Yeah! I think that's gonna be my thing. 570 00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:47,352 Poppin' and lockin'. Windmills. 571 00:28:47,436 --> 00:28:49,188 Settling my disputes with dance. 572 00:28:49,271 --> 00:28:51,607 Can we have one more minute to go back and try breakdancer? 573 00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:52,858 Please, Jerry? 574 00:28:52,941 --> 00:28:53,984 You look really good today, Jerry. 575 00:28:54,067 --> 00:28:57,446 Oh, okay. I've never seen 22 this enthused. 576 00:28:57,946 --> 00:28:59,823 Good for you, Dr. Börgensson. 577 00:29:02,034 --> 00:29:03,035 22: Run. 578 00:29:05,162 --> 00:29:06,330 In here. 579 00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:16,798 22: Here it is. 580 00:29:17,549 --> 00:29:18,800 Where does it lead? 581 00:29:18,884 --> 00:29:20,010 Hey, you ask too many questions. 582 00:29:20,093 --> 00:29:21,303 How about you zip it for a minute, m'kay? 583 00:29:21,386 --> 00:29:23,514 -And we're going there why? -'Cause I know a guy there. 584 00:29:23,597 --> 00:29:24,973 A guy who can help. A guy like you. 585 00:29:25,057 --> 00:29:27,684 Like me? As in, alive? 586 00:29:27,768 --> 00:29:30,562 Wait, are you actually helping me? 587 00:29:30,646 --> 00:29:32,689 Joe, I have been here for who knows how long, 588 00:29:32,773 --> 00:29:35,234 and I've never seen anything that's made me want to live. 589 00:29:35,317 --> 00:29:39,196 And then, you come along. Your life is sad and pathetic. 590 00:29:39,279 --> 00:29:41,782 And you're working so hard to get back to it. 591 00:29:41,865 --> 00:29:44,243 Why? I mean, this I gotta see. 592 00:29:44,326 --> 00:29:45,702 Okay, let's go. 593 00:29:49,498 --> 00:29:52,167 (ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) 594 00:29:54,545 --> 00:29:55,921 What is this place? 595 00:29:56,004 --> 00:29:58,215 You know how when you humans are really into something 596 00:29:58,298 --> 00:30:00,467 and it feels like you're in another place? 597 00:30:00,551 --> 00:30:02,761 Feels like you're in the zone, right? 598 00:30:02,845 --> 00:30:04,638 -JOE: Yeah. -Well, this is the zone. 599 00:30:04,721 --> 00:30:06,890 It's the space between the physical and spiritual. 600 00:30:06,974 --> 00:30:10,352 Wait a minute. I was here. Today, doing my audition. 601 00:30:10,435 --> 00:30:13,480 This must be where musicians come when they get into a flow. 602 00:30:13,564 --> 00:30:15,899 Not just musicians. Watch this. 603 00:30:15,983 --> 00:30:19,486 O, Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou... 604 00:30:19,903 --> 00:30:20,904 Line! 605 00:30:21,697 --> 00:30:23,240 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 606 00:30:23,699 --> 00:30:24,700 Oops. 607 00:30:24,783 --> 00:30:25,784 Check this out. 608 00:30:25,868 --> 00:30:28,203 I have been messing with this team for decades. 609 00:30:29,371 --> 00:30:31,874 ANNOUNCER: And the Knicks lose another one. 610 00:30:31,957 --> 00:30:34,376 All right. All right. Where's this guy you know? 611 00:30:34,459 --> 00:30:35,460 I gotta get back to my gig. 612 00:30:35,544 --> 00:30:37,880 -Okay. I mean, he's usually down here. -What the... 613 00:30:37,963 --> 00:30:38,964 CREATURE: (IN DEEP VOICE) Make a trade. 614 00:30:39,047 --> 00:30:41,341 Make a trade. Make a trade. 615 00:30:41,425 --> 00:30:42,467 -What is that? -Shh! 616 00:30:43,468 --> 00:30:45,012 -(JOE YELPS) -Make a trade. Make a trade. 617 00:30:45,095 --> 00:30:46,096 22: Run! 618 00:30:46,180 --> 00:30:47,764 CREATURE: Make a trade, make a trade, make a trade! 619 00:30:48,140 --> 00:30:50,642 (JOE WHIMPERING) 620 00:30:52,394 --> 00:30:54,146 (CREATURE GRUNTING) 621 00:30:55,314 --> 00:30:56,607 (BELL CLANGS) 622 00:30:57,649 --> 00:30:59,735 (FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 623 00:31:06,575 --> 00:31:09,203 Oh! Ahoy there, fellow astral travelers. 624 00:31:09,286 --> 00:31:11,038 Good to see you again, 22. 625 00:31:11,705 --> 00:31:13,207 Moonwind, how are ya? 626 00:31:13,290 --> 00:31:14,958 On the brink of madness, thanks for asking. 627 00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:16,126 Hey, got a request for you. 628 00:31:16,210 --> 00:31:18,629 Uh, yeah. I'm trying to get back to my body. 629 00:31:18,712 --> 00:31:19,838 Can you help me? 630 00:31:19,922 --> 00:31:21,423 That's what we do. 631 00:31:21,507 --> 00:31:23,425 We are the mystics without borders. 632 00:31:23,509 --> 00:31:26,470 Devoted to helping the lost souls of Earth find their way. 633 00:31:26,553 --> 00:31:28,388 I'm Moonwind Stardancer at your service. 634 00:31:28,472 --> 00:31:30,724 That's Windstar Dreamermoon, Dancerstar Windmoon, 635 00:31:30,807 --> 00:31:32,142 and that's Dreamerwind Dreamerdreamer. 636 00:31:32,226 --> 00:31:33,435 These weirdos are going to help me get back? 637 00:31:33,519 --> 00:31:34,520 Just wait. 638 00:31:35,020 --> 00:31:37,272 DANCERSTAR: Let's get this lost soul back home. 639 00:31:38,106 --> 00:31:39,900 CREATURE: Make a trade. 640 00:31:39,983 --> 00:31:41,902 Make a trade. Make a trade. 641 00:31:41,985 --> 00:31:42,986 Poor fellow. 642 00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:46,365 MOONWIND: Some people just can't let go of their own anxieties and obsessions, 643 00:31:46,448 --> 00:31:48,575 leaving them lost and disconnected from life. 644 00:31:48,659 --> 00:31:50,494 -(PLAYING FOLK MUSIC) -And this is the result. 645 00:31:50,577 --> 00:31:52,371 CREATURE: Make a trade. Make a trade. 646 00:31:52,454 --> 00:31:54,206 Make a trade. Make a trade. 647 00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:56,166 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Make a trade? 648 00:31:56,250 --> 00:31:58,001 Looks like another hedge fund manager. 649 00:31:58,085 --> 00:32:01,797 Now, to reconnect to your earthly body. 650 00:32:05,717 --> 00:32:08,011 HEDGE FUND MANAGER: Whoa. That's me. 651 00:32:08,387 --> 00:32:09,429 Thank you. 652 00:32:14,184 --> 00:32:16,270 What am I doing with my life? 653 00:32:18,355 --> 00:32:21,567 I'm alive! I'm alive! Free yourselves! 654 00:32:21,650 --> 00:32:23,777 (LAUGHS) It's beautiful! 655 00:32:23,861 --> 00:32:26,071 Whoa. He got back just like that? 656 00:32:26,154 --> 00:32:28,740 So this is all I had to do to get back to my body? 657 00:32:30,951 --> 00:32:33,287 -(GASPS) -Egads, man! 658 00:32:33,370 --> 00:32:35,289 Joe, are you dead? 659 00:32:35,372 --> 00:32:37,749 No, no. Well, not yet. 660 00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:38,834 Can you help me get back? 661 00:32:38,917 --> 00:32:42,713 We've never connected an untethered soul back to its body before. 662 00:32:42,796 --> 00:32:46,466 But perhaps if we travel to a thin spot... 663 00:32:46,550 --> 00:32:47,634 Yes! All aboard! 664 00:32:47,968 --> 00:32:49,761 Anchors away! 665 00:32:49,845 --> 00:32:50,846 (BELL CLANGS) 666 00:32:50,929 --> 00:32:52,931 (FOLK ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 667 00:32:59,104 --> 00:33:01,899 So if your souls are here, where are your bodies? 668 00:33:01,982 --> 00:33:03,567 Well, on Earth, of course. 669 00:33:03,650 --> 00:33:05,402 My body is in a trance in Palawan. 670 00:33:05,485 --> 00:33:07,821 I'm playing the Saraswati veena in Tibet. 671 00:33:07,905 --> 00:33:10,365 I'm a shamanic healer meditating in Berkeley, California. 672 00:33:10,449 --> 00:33:13,243 Mm-hmm. And let me guess, you're drumming, chanting, and meditating? 673 00:33:13,327 --> 00:33:14,870 Yes. Something like that. 674 00:33:14,953 --> 00:33:16,788 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY) 675 00:33:18,624 --> 00:33:20,959 I'm in New York City, on the corner of 14th and 7th. 676 00:33:21,126 --> 00:33:22,878 Oh, yeah, that's right up from Tony Tony Tonios. 677 00:33:23,045 --> 00:33:24,379 Yes, precisely. 678 00:33:24,546 --> 00:33:26,757 And what about you? I thought you hated Earth. 679 00:33:26,924 --> 00:33:28,133 Yeah, I'm not stuck with a body. 680 00:33:28,217 --> 00:33:29,801 So I can go wherever I want. 681 00:33:29,968 --> 00:33:31,428 I'm a nobody, get it? 682 00:33:31,595 --> 00:33:35,140 We mystics meet in this glorious landscape every Tuesday. 683 00:33:35,224 --> 00:33:37,309 (CREATURES GRUMBLING) 684 00:33:40,979 --> 00:33:43,273 So many of them. Sad. 685 00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:45,943 You know, lost souls are not that different 686 00:33:46,026 --> 00:33:47,277 from those in the zone. 687 00:33:47,444 --> 00:33:49,530 -What? -The zone is enjoyable, 688 00:33:49,696 --> 00:33:53,784 but when that joy becomes an obsession, one becomes disconnected from life. 689 00:33:53,867 --> 00:33:54,868 SOUL: (DISTORTED) Gotta find it. 690 00:33:54,952 --> 00:33:56,870 Gotta find it. Gotta find it. 691 00:33:57,955 --> 00:34:00,415 For a time, I was a lost soul myself. 692 00:34:00,582 --> 00:34:02,417 -Really? -Tetris. 693 00:34:02,501 --> 00:34:04,711 (FOLK ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 694 00:34:07,881 --> 00:34:09,007 MOONWIND: There you are. 695 00:34:09,091 --> 00:34:11,134 We'll have you back in no time. 696 00:34:15,264 --> 00:34:17,182 Now, since you don't have a connection to your body, 697 00:34:17,266 --> 00:34:21,436 you will have to tune back into your physical surroundings. 698 00:34:24,439 --> 00:34:25,524 Close your eyes. 699 00:34:25,607 --> 00:34:28,610 Breathe into your crown chakra. 700 00:34:28,694 --> 00:34:30,821 (FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) 701 00:34:31,822 --> 00:34:33,532 Do we really need all this? 702 00:34:33,699 --> 00:34:35,534 -Yes! -(SIGHS) 703 00:34:36,702 --> 00:34:38,871 Do you have a piano on board? I could focus with that. 704 00:34:38,954 --> 00:34:41,290 No pianos, Joe. You must focus. 705 00:34:41,582 --> 00:34:43,458 (WHISPERS) Imagine silence. 706 00:34:43,542 --> 00:34:45,002 Shh. 707 00:34:45,919 --> 00:34:50,090 Now, concentrate on where your body is. 708 00:34:50,257 --> 00:34:52,217 Listen for cues. 709 00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:04,104 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 710 00:35:04,188 --> 00:35:06,148 That's it. You're doing it. 711 00:35:09,067 --> 00:35:10,861 No peeking. Maintain your meditative state 712 00:35:10,944 --> 00:35:11,987 or you'll break the connection. 713 00:35:12,529 --> 00:35:17,492 Now, see if you can smell and feel where your body is. 714 00:35:18,118 --> 00:35:21,455 -(EKG BEEPING) -I hear a heart monitor. 715 00:35:23,540 --> 00:35:26,752 I can smell hand sanitizer. 716 00:35:26,919 --> 00:35:29,463 MOONWIND: Yes. Yes! Good. 717 00:35:29,546 --> 00:35:31,757 JOE: I think I can feel my feet. 718 00:35:32,382 --> 00:35:34,134 Hmm. I feel fur. 719 00:35:34,676 --> 00:35:36,220 WOMAN: Did you find a next of kin? 720 00:35:36,303 --> 00:35:38,514 JOE: (WEAKLY) I feel fur. 721 00:35:38,597 --> 00:35:39,640 Did you hear that? 722 00:35:39,723 --> 00:35:41,808 Oh, the therapy cat is working. 723 00:35:42,309 --> 00:35:44,603 Am I close? When can I jump in? 724 00:35:44,770 --> 00:35:46,146 Look! There I am. 725 00:35:46,688 --> 00:35:47,814 There I am. 726 00:35:47,898 --> 00:35:49,900 -(BEEPING RAPIDLY) -His heart rate is increasing. 727 00:35:49,983 --> 00:35:50,984 I'll get the doctor. 728 00:35:51,068 --> 00:35:52,277 Mr. Mittens, you stay right there. 729 00:35:52,361 --> 00:35:53,612 -What are we waiting for? -No, Joe, don't rush this. 730 00:35:53,695 --> 00:35:55,572 -It's not the right time. -JOE: No, it's my time. 731 00:35:55,656 --> 00:35:56,823 22: Wait, not me! 732 00:35:56,907 --> 00:35:58,450 (JOE SCREAMING) 733 00:36:01,370 --> 00:36:02,913 (WHISTLING JAUNTY TUNE) 734 00:36:02,996 --> 00:36:05,123 (JOE AND 22 SCREAMING) 735 00:36:11,630 --> 00:36:13,674 (EKG BEEPING STEADILY) 736 00:36:13,757 --> 00:36:17,010 JOE: (CHUCKLES) I did it. I did it! I'm back. 737 00:36:17,094 --> 00:36:18,637 (JOE LAUGHS) 738 00:36:18,720 --> 00:36:19,763 What the... 739 00:36:21,390 --> 00:36:22,391 No. 740 00:36:23,684 --> 00:36:25,978 No. No. No. 741 00:36:26,144 --> 00:36:27,479 I'm in the cat? 742 00:36:27,646 --> 00:36:29,356 Wait a minute. If I'm in here, then who... 743 00:36:29,439 --> 00:36:31,483 22: (GROANS) What? JOE: You're in my body! 744 00:36:31,567 --> 00:36:33,694 -22: You're in the cat? -Wait, wait, that's my body. 745 00:36:33,777 --> 00:36:36,530 -22: I'm in a body! No! -Why are you in my body? 746 00:36:36,738 --> 00:36:38,365 I don't wanna be a cat. I hate cats! 747 00:36:38,532 --> 00:36:39,616 22: Oh, it's disgusting. 748 00:36:39,700 --> 00:36:41,368 That Moonwind guy, he messed this up. 749 00:36:42,327 --> 00:36:44,580 Doc, you gotta help me. That's my body, but I'm trapped... 750 00:36:44,663 --> 00:36:46,498 (MEOWING) 751 00:36:47,875 --> 00:36:49,626 Oh, no, they can't understand me. 752 00:36:49,710 --> 00:36:51,461 They think you're me. You gotta try. 753 00:36:51,545 --> 00:36:53,964 (CLEARS THROAT) Miss Doctor, we have a problem. 754 00:36:54,047 --> 00:36:56,508 (IN JOE'S VOICE) I'm an unborn soul and I wanna stay at the You Seminar. 755 00:36:56,592 --> 00:36:58,427 Yes, well, that drug doesn't seem to be working at all. 756 00:36:58,510 --> 00:36:59,678 22: (IN NORMAL VOICE) No, no, no, you don't understand. 757 00:36:59,761 --> 00:37:00,762 -I'm not Mr. Gardner. -JOE: Shh! 758 00:37:00,846 --> 00:37:01,972 They're gonna think you're nuts. 759 00:37:02,055 --> 00:37:03,140 I mean, that I'm nuts. 760 00:37:03,223 --> 00:37:04,308 Oh, how did this happen? 761 00:37:04,391 --> 00:37:06,685 I fell into your body because it doesn't have a soul. 762 00:37:06,768 --> 00:37:08,395 Then why am I in a cat? 763 00:37:08,478 --> 00:37:09,938 I don't know! 764 00:37:11,064 --> 00:37:12,274 (MR. MITTENS MEOWS) 765 00:37:12,357 --> 00:37:14,651 Is there anyone we can call, Mr. Gardner? 766 00:37:14,735 --> 00:37:16,278 A next of kin or friend? 767 00:37:16,445 --> 00:37:18,363 -Tell her no. -Uh, no. 768 00:37:18,530 --> 00:37:19,698 Can you tell me what day it is? 769 00:37:19,865 --> 00:37:21,116 It's the worst day of my life. 770 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:22,659 I don't wanna be here. I hate Earth. 771 00:37:22,826 --> 00:37:24,578 Tell you what. We're going to keep you here 772 00:37:24,661 --> 00:37:26,371 for observation. Just for a bit. 773 00:37:26,538 --> 00:37:28,624 Perhaps our therapy cat can go to his next appointment. 774 00:37:28,707 --> 00:37:29,958 -(SNARLS) -(GASPS) Okay. Okay. 775 00:37:30,042 --> 00:37:32,044 -You gotta talk to her. -(SIGHS) Okay. 776 00:37:32,127 --> 00:37:34,546 Miss Doctor, this body's soul is in this cat. 777 00:37:34,630 --> 00:37:35,631 Stop talking. 778 00:37:35,714 --> 00:37:37,007 So naturally, he wants to stay close. 779 00:37:37,174 --> 00:37:39,301 Uh, keep the cat. Just get some rest. 780 00:37:39,384 --> 00:37:40,552 A lot of it. Okay? 781 00:37:40,636 --> 00:37:42,763 I'll come get Mr. Mittens in ten minutes. 782 00:37:43,263 --> 00:37:44,556 Ten minutes? We gotta get outta here. 783 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:47,518 No way! I am not moving! 784 00:37:47,684 --> 00:37:50,938 I can't believe I'm in a body on this hellish planet. 785 00:37:51,104 --> 00:37:52,981 I have bendy meat sticks. 786 00:37:53,065 --> 00:37:55,901 I can feel myself feeling myself. (GAGS) 787 00:37:55,984 --> 00:37:58,111 Hey! Focus! Listen to me. 788 00:37:58,195 --> 00:37:59,863 We gotta get out of here before they take me away. 789 00:38:00,030 --> 00:38:01,990 Take you away? You're gonna leave me? 790 00:38:02,157 --> 00:38:03,742 No way! That's my body you're in. 791 00:38:03,825 --> 00:38:05,118 Okay, do you think you can walk? 792 00:38:05,285 --> 00:38:06,411 I don't know! 793 00:38:06,495 --> 00:38:08,997 I failed Body Test Drive, like, 436 times. 794 00:38:09,164 --> 00:38:10,666 But will you try? 795 00:38:13,502 --> 00:38:16,463 Okay. Gotta find Moonwind, he can fix this. 796 00:38:17,756 --> 00:38:19,383 I'm a cat. I can make this. 797 00:38:21,718 --> 00:38:23,720 (WHIMSICAL JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 798 00:38:25,347 --> 00:38:27,349 Okay, come on, you're doing great. 799 00:38:27,432 --> 00:38:29,726 -Keep going. Keep going. -(22 YELPS, GRUNTS) 800 00:38:29,810 --> 00:38:31,645 22: I'm just gonna rest here for a minute. 801 00:38:31,728 --> 00:38:34,481 No, no, no, no. They'll be back any minute. Come on. 802 00:38:34,648 --> 00:38:36,316 Okay! (GRUNTS) 803 00:38:36,775 --> 00:38:39,194 -(WHIMPERS) -(SHOES SQUEAKING) 804 00:38:41,738 --> 00:38:42,865 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 805 00:38:46,410 --> 00:38:47,953 (GASPS) 806 00:38:48,036 --> 00:38:49,538 -In here! -(22 GRUNTS) 807 00:38:55,669 --> 00:38:57,212 22: Whoa. (GROANS) 808 00:38:58,547 --> 00:38:59,756 JOE: Okay, good. 809 00:39:00,924 --> 00:39:03,135 Now push the down button. 810 00:39:04,136 --> 00:39:06,388 -(22 GRUNTS) -Move your... Nope. Careful. 811 00:39:06,471 --> 00:39:07,639 Those fingers are my livelihood. 812 00:39:07,723 --> 00:39:08,932 (22 GROANS) 813 00:39:10,893 --> 00:39:11,894 -(BUTTON CLICKS) -Ugh. 814 00:39:11,977 --> 00:39:13,770 -(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) -Now get in. 815 00:39:16,148 --> 00:39:17,399 22: Phew! 816 00:39:19,610 --> 00:39:20,611 22: Hmm. 817 00:39:20,694 --> 00:39:22,905 (JOE GRUNTING AND GASPING) 818 00:39:22,988 --> 00:39:24,823 -22: Hmm. -(JOE SIGHS) 819 00:39:24,907 --> 00:39:26,366 Okay, what did Moonwind say? 820 00:39:26,450 --> 00:39:28,410 He said on the corner of 14th and 7th. 821 00:39:28,493 --> 00:39:30,537 Yeah, that's Chelsea. Near Jackson Square Park. 822 00:39:30,621 --> 00:39:32,289 Exactly. Wait. How do you know all that? 823 00:39:32,372 --> 00:39:33,790 It's all in this stupid brain of yours. 824 00:39:33,874 --> 00:39:35,375 Hey, hey, hey, stay outta there. 825 00:39:35,459 --> 00:39:37,211 Oh, relax. There's not much here. 826 00:39:37,377 --> 00:39:38,837 Jazz, jazz, more jazz. 827 00:39:38,921 --> 00:39:40,547 Oh, and someone named Lisa. Who's that? 828 00:39:40,631 --> 00:39:41,673 Uh, never mind. 829 00:39:41,757 --> 00:39:43,050 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 830 00:39:52,643 --> 00:39:54,061 I, um... 831 00:39:54,144 --> 00:39:55,354 It's all happening too fast, you know. 832 00:39:55,437 --> 00:39:56,688 Let's just take a minute and, um... 833 00:39:56,772 --> 00:39:58,899 Come on, let's go. They could be here any second. 834 00:39:58,982 --> 00:40:00,275 (22 SIGHS) 835 00:40:00,359 --> 00:40:01,735 (CAR HORNS HONKING) 836 00:40:03,445 --> 00:40:05,155 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 837 00:40:05,781 --> 00:40:07,950 (NOISY CHATTER) 838 00:40:08,033 --> 00:40:09,117 (22 YELPS) 839 00:40:09,868 --> 00:40:12,162 JOE: Don't worry, it's okay. Just keep walking. 840 00:40:12,246 --> 00:40:13,372 (DRILL WHIRRING) 841 00:40:13,455 --> 00:40:15,123 (BLOWING WHISTLE) 842 00:40:15,207 --> 00:40:17,376 -(SIREN WAILING) -(TRUCK HORN BLARES) 843 00:40:17,459 --> 00:40:18,460 22: Aah! 844 00:40:18,544 --> 00:40:19,586 No, don't stop. What are you doing? 845 00:40:19,670 --> 00:40:20,671 This is New York City. 846 00:40:20,754 --> 00:40:23,257 You don't stop in the middle of the street. Go, go, go. 847 00:40:23,340 --> 00:40:24,883 -(SCREAMS) -(JOE GROANS) 848 00:40:24,967 --> 00:40:27,177 -(22 GROANING) -(TIRES SCREECH) 849 00:40:27,553 --> 00:40:28,554 (GASPS) 850 00:40:28,637 --> 00:40:30,764 JOE: Oh, no. 22. 22! 851 00:40:32,224 --> 00:40:35,519 (PANTING) 22. Oh, no. Oh, no. 22. 22. 852 00:40:35,686 --> 00:40:37,396 22! 22! 853 00:40:43,193 --> 00:40:45,654 22, I didn't know I had claws, okay? 854 00:40:45,821 --> 00:40:47,823 Look, I'm sorry. But come on, let's go. 855 00:40:47,906 --> 00:40:48,907 No way. 856 00:40:48,991 --> 00:40:51,869 I am staying right here until your stupid body dies. 857 00:40:52,035 --> 00:40:54,955 Which will happen any minute now because your stomach is earthquaking. 858 00:40:58,375 --> 00:41:00,419 (JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 859 00:41:08,886 --> 00:41:10,554 Yeah, this place is worse than I thought. 860 00:41:10,637 --> 00:41:12,973 It's loud, and bright, and... 861 00:41:13,056 --> 00:41:15,142 (SNIFFS) Hmm. What is that in my nose? 862 00:41:15,309 --> 00:41:16,894 -That's smell. -(INHALES DEEPLY) 863 00:41:16,977 --> 00:41:20,063 And if you think that's good, just imagine what it tastes like. 864 00:41:20,480 --> 00:41:22,482 Hmm. (SUCKS TEETH) 865 00:41:22,566 --> 00:41:23,609 Go on. 866 00:41:31,742 --> 00:41:34,411 It's so good! (SCREAMS) 867 00:41:35,454 --> 00:41:36,705 It's, uh... 868 00:41:36,788 --> 00:41:38,498 It's not horrible. 869 00:41:38,665 --> 00:41:40,751 Good. You can eat on the way. Let's go. 870 00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:45,339 Or you just take a few minutes. Sure. 871 00:41:45,422 --> 00:41:47,549 (SMACKING) 872 00:41:48,050 --> 00:41:50,344 Hmm. Strange, I don't feel so angry anymore. 873 00:41:50,511 --> 00:41:53,096 That's great. Ready to find Moonwind? 874 00:41:53,972 --> 00:41:54,973 Maybe. 875 00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:57,643 I'm telling you, Joe, it's pronounced yee-row. 876 00:41:57,726 --> 00:42:00,187 JOE: Yeah, but in New York, we call them gyros. It's Greek. 877 00:42:00,270 --> 00:42:01,855 No, I got in a fight with Archimedes about this. 878 00:42:01,939 --> 00:42:02,940 He said it's... 879 00:42:03,023 --> 00:42:04,483 -Yee-row. -Yo-yo. 880 00:42:04,566 --> 00:42:05,776 -Yee-row. -YOLO. 881 00:42:05,859 --> 00:42:06,860 -Yee-row. -Sergio? 882 00:42:06,944 --> 00:42:07,945 Yee-row! 883 00:42:08,570 --> 00:42:09,738 I miss that guy. 884 00:42:09,905 --> 00:42:11,532 This is 14th and 7th. 885 00:42:13,325 --> 00:42:14,618 That's gotta be him. 886 00:42:15,994 --> 00:42:17,496 (CAR HORN BEEPS) 887 00:42:17,579 --> 00:42:19,289 22: Moonwind, you gotta help me. 888 00:42:19,998 --> 00:42:21,083 (YELPS) 889 00:42:22,167 --> 00:42:23,961 Joe! You made it into your body. 890 00:42:24,127 --> 00:42:25,212 No, he didn't. 891 00:42:25,295 --> 00:42:27,005 That is my body. 892 00:42:27,172 --> 00:42:28,757 You're in a cat? 893 00:42:28,924 --> 00:42:30,092 That's marvelous! 894 00:42:30,175 --> 00:42:31,385 Hey, Moonwimp! 895 00:42:31,468 --> 00:42:33,554 That sign won't spin by itself, hear me? 896 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:36,807 But, Marge, look! I put this man's soul in a cat. 897 00:42:36,974 --> 00:42:38,308 Who cares? And you! 898 00:42:38,475 --> 00:42:41,353 We only have room for one weirdo here, so, scram! 899 00:42:41,520 --> 00:42:42,688 Get back to work! 900 00:42:42,855 --> 00:42:44,273 No one understands my art. 901 00:42:44,356 --> 00:42:45,357 Moonwind, listen, 902 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,026 I gotta get out of here and back in there. 903 00:42:48,193 --> 00:42:49,194 Well, we'll have to perform 904 00:42:49,278 --> 00:42:51,154 an old-fashioned astral transmigration displacement. 905 00:42:51,238 --> 00:42:52,447 -A what? -It's simply a way 906 00:42:52,531 --> 00:42:53,949 to get your souls back where they belong. 907 00:42:54,032 --> 00:42:55,576 And it's a glorious ritual, indeed, 908 00:42:55,659 --> 00:42:58,412 full of chanting, dancing, and best of all, bongos. 909 00:42:58,579 --> 00:43:01,748 I need to be at The Half Note by 7:00, so this needs to happen right now. 910 00:43:01,832 --> 00:43:03,417 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Not so fast. 911 00:43:03,584 --> 00:43:05,794 You must wait for another thin spot 912 00:43:05,878 --> 00:43:07,754 to open between Earth and the astral plane. 913 00:43:07,921 --> 00:43:09,089 And that won't occur 914 00:43:09,173 --> 00:43:11,633 until Orcus moves into the house of Gemini. 915 00:43:11,800 --> 00:43:12,801 When is that? 916 00:43:12,885 --> 00:43:14,553 Well, the government calls it 6:30. 917 00:43:14,636 --> 00:43:15,721 Look, I'll meet you at The Half Note. 918 00:43:15,804 --> 00:43:16,805 6:30? You serious? 919 00:43:16,889 --> 00:43:18,182 I'll gather all the necessary provisions... 920 00:43:18,265 --> 00:43:20,851 -I said, get out of here! Go! -(22 SCREAMS) 921 00:43:20,934 --> 00:43:22,269 MOONWIND: See you at The Half Note at 6:30! 922 00:43:22,352 --> 00:43:23,520 I'll take care of everything! 923 00:43:23,604 --> 00:43:25,480 And stay away! 924 00:43:27,566 --> 00:43:29,443 (MELLOW MUSIC PLAYING) 925 00:43:33,488 --> 00:43:35,490 TERRY: Sure are a lot of Garcias in here. 926 00:43:38,493 --> 00:43:40,662 You're out there somewhere, little soul, 927 00:43:40,746 --> 00:43:42,915 and I'm gonna find ya. 928 00:43:43,332 --> 00:43:45,334 JOE: All right, this is the last snack. 929 00:43:45,417 --> 00:43:47,419 I can barely fit into my pants as it is. 930 00:43:47,586 --> 00:43:49,379 6:30 is cutting it close. Too close. 931 00:43:49,463 --> 00:43:52,257 We gotta get back to my place and get you cleaned up and... 932 00:43:52,341 --> 00:43:54,635 Ahh! (RETCHES, SIGHS) 933 00:43:54,718 --> 00:43:57,012 We gotta hail a cab. Hold your hand out. 934 00:43:57,179 --> 00:43:58,555 Hold it up and out. 935 00:43:59,139 --> 00:44:01,975 Man, this would be hard even if I wasn't wearing a hospital gown. 936 00:44:03,477 --> 00:44:04,478 (TIRES SCREECH) 937 00:44:04,561 --> 00:44:06,480 Go, go, go! Just run to that one. 938 00:44:10,442 --> 00:44:11,527 (GASPS) 939 00:44:12,611 --> 00:44:14,780 DOROTHEA: Is that Teach? 940 00:44:14,863 --> 00:44:16,490 -22: Mm, pepperoni. -(JOE GASPS) 941 00:44:16,573 --> 00:44:18,742 (JOE AS MR. MITTENS YOWLING) 942 00:44:30,671 --> 00:44:32,089 JOE: Aah, Dorothea Williams saw me. 943 00:44:32,172 --> 00:44:34,216 What am I gonna do? She's gonna think I'm crazy. 944 00:44:34,383 --> 00:44:35,551 Maybe you should call her up 945 00:44:35,634 --> 00:44:37,344 and tell her that we're not crazy. 946 00:44:37,511 --> 00:44:40,722 I've only been a person for an hour, and even I know that's a bad idea. 947 00:44:41,557 --> 00:44:44,434 JOE: I just gotta get back in my body and really bring it tonight. 948 00:44:44,601 --> 00:44:47,229 How come this part is stinky but this part smells fine? 949 00:44:47,396 --> 00:44:49,773 Never mind. Just put those pants on. 950 00:44:49,940 --> 00:44:51,149 Sheesh, I can't believe I've been 951 00:44:51,233 --> 00:44:52,484 walking around in this city with no pants on. 952 00:44:52,568 --> 00:44:54,069 22: I don't even wanna be here, remember? 953 00:44:54,152 --> 00:44:55,612 I don't want you here either. I just... 954 00:44:55,696 --> 00:44:57,906 I just wanna get back to my body, 955 00:44:58,073 --> 00:45:01,201 then get back to the (YAWNS) club. 956 00:45:01,285 --> 00:45:02,828 -(SNORING) -What's the matter with you? 957 00:45:02,911 --> 00:45:05,873 (SLEEPILY) Uh... I don't know. It's the sun. It's just so... 958 00:45:05,956 --> 00:45:07,457 -(YAWNS) -(CELL PHONE VIBRATES) 959 00:45:07,541 --> 00:45:08,542 JOE: My phone! 960 00:45:08,625 --> 00:45:10,169 22: Um... Okay, your clothes are rumbling again. 961 00:45:10,252 --> 00:45:11,503 (JAZZ MUSIC RINGTONE PLAYING) 962 00:45:11,587 --> 00:45:13,714 Curley! Uh... No, no. 963 00:45:15,465 --> 00:45:16,758 (GRUNTING) 964 00:45:18,886 --> 00:45:19,928 Oops. 965 00:45:21,805 --> 00:45:23,515 -(CELL PHONE VIBRATES) -(GASPS) 966 00:45:24,474 --> 00:45:27,269 CURLEY: Hey, Mr. G, it's Curley. Um... (SIGHS) 967 00:45:27,352 --> 00:45:28,562 I hope you're doin' okay. 968 00:45:28,729 --> 00:45:32,441 Dorothea freaked out when she saw you, and she called this other guy, Robert. 969 00:45:32,608 --> 00:45:34,026 He's got the gig now. I'm sorry. 970 00:45:34,109 --> 00:45:35,611 -No, no, no. -(CURLEY SIGHS) 971 00:45:35,694 --> 00:45:36,695 CURLEY: Look, honestly, 972 00:45:36,778 --> 00:45:39,489 your class was the only reason I went to school at all. 973 00:45:39,656 --> 00:45:41,241 Like, I owe you a lot. 974 00:45:41,325 --> 00:45:42,451 So, here's the plan. 975 00:45:42,534 --> 00:45:44,077 Clean yourself up, put on a killer suit, 976 00:45:44,161 --> 00:45:45,787 and get to the club early. 977 00:45:45,954 --> 00:45:47,831 I'm gonna try and talk to her. 978 00:45:47,998 --> 00:45:50,918 Just make sure you show up looking like a million bucks, all right? 979 00:45:51,460 --> 00:45:53,337 I hope I see you, man. All right. Peace. 980 00:45:53,420 --> 00:45:55,297 Oh! I can get the gig back, 22. 981 00:45:55,380 --> 00:45:56,673 I need your help. I have a suit. 982 00:45:57,007 --> 00:45:58,133 I'm gonna need you to try it on. 983 00:45:58,217 --> 00:45:59,218 22: No, no, no. 984 00:45:59,301 --> 00:46:00,886 JOE: And then I can line my hair up a little bit, 985 00:46:00,969 --> 00:46:03,180 -and I can... -22: Nope. No way, no how. 986 00:46:03,347 --> 00:46:04,473 -22! -(KNOCK ON DOOR) 987 00:46:04,556 --> 00:46:05,557 (JOE GASPS) 988 00:46:08,060 --> 00:46:09,603 -GIRL: Mr. Gardner? -Ah! 989 00:46:09,686 --> 00:46:11,146 It's Connie. She's here for her lesson. 990 00:46:11,230 --> 00:46:12,940 -What do I do? -CONNIE: I can hear you! 991 00:46:13,106 --> 00:46:14,608 Just tell her that you can't do it today. 992 00:46:15,359 --> 00:46:16,360 22: Hi, Connie. 993 00:46:16,443 --> 00:46:17,528 Sorry, but Joe can't do it today. 994 00:46:17,611 --> 00:46:18,737 JOE: You're Joe! 22: I mean, me. 995 00:46:18,820 --> 00:46:19,988 Me can't do it today. 996 00:46:20,072 --> 00:46:21,698 JOE: Good. Now let's go check out that suit. 997 00:46:21,782 --> 00:46:23,867 CONNIE: I came to tell you that I quit. 998 00:46:24,034 --> 00:46:25,035 -22: Quit? -(JOE GROANS) 999 00:46:25,118 --> 00:46:27,079 We don't have time for this. The suit is in the closet. 1000 00:46:27,162 --> 00:46:29,957 CONNIE: Band is a stupid waste of time. 1001 00:46:30,123 --> 00:46:31,250 This kid is talking sense. 1002 00:46:31,416 --> 00:46:32,417 JOE: What are you doing? 1003 00:46:35,254 --> 00:46:37,506 Here, I quit. I think jazz is pointless. 1004 00:46:37,589 --> 00:46:39,716 Oh, yeah, jazz is definitely pointless. 1005 00:46:39,800 --> 00:46:40,801 JOE: Hey! 1006 00:46:40,884 --> 00:46:42,928 In fact, all of school is a waste of time. 1007 00:46:44,763 --> 00:46:47,391 Of course. Like my mentor, George Orwell, used to say, 1008 00:46:47,474 --> 00:46:48,725 "State sponsored education 1009 00:46:48,809 --> 00:46:51,353 "is like the rattling of a stick inside a swill bucket." 1010 00:46:51,436 --> 00:46:52,563 Yeah! 1011 00:46:52,729 --> 00:46:54,815 The ruling class's core curriculum stifles dissent. 1012 00:46:54,898 --> 00:46:56,233 It's the oldest trick in the book. 1013 00:46:56,316 --> 00:46:57,317 What are you talkin' about? 1014 00:46:57,401 --> 00:46:58,443 She doesn't care about any of that. 1015 00:46:58,527 --> 00:47:00,445 I've been saying that since the third grade. 1016 00:47:00,529 --> 00:47:02,447 You know, you seem really smart. 1017 00:47:02,614 --> 00:47:04,491 What is your position on pizza? 1018 00:47:04,575 --> 00:47:07,119 -Uh, I like it? -Me, too! 1019 00:47:07,202 --> 00:47:09,162 What are you doing? (GRUNTS) 1020 00:47:09,246 --> 00:47:10,789 I'd rather hang with Connie. 1021 00:47:11,290 --> 00:47:13,000 What? Come back here! You open this... 1022 00:47:13,083 --> 00:47:14,835 (JOE AS MR. MITTENS YOWLING) 1023 00:47:15,294 --> 00:47:17,754 Um, I think your cat wants to get out. 1024 00:47:17,838 --> 00:47:19,131 Ugh, he thinks he knows everything. 1025 00:47:19,298 --> 00:47:21,091 JOE: 22! Don't you walk away from me. 1026 00:47:21,175 --> 00:47:22,176 Come here right now. 1027 00:47:22,259 --> 00:47:24,136 I'm gonna go in and I'mma scratch up the sofa. 1028 00:47:24,303 --> 00:47:25,554 Oh, wait a minute, that's my sofa. 1029 00:47:25,721 --> 00:47:27,264 You really got things figured out, Connie. 1030 00:47:27,347 --> 00:47:30,434 I'd better give this back. It belongs to the school. 1031 00:47:30,517 --> 00:47:31,560 Sure. 1032 00:47:31,643 --> 00:47:33,061 You know, I really am glad there's someone else 1033 00:47:33,145 --> 00:47:34,688 who sees how ridiculous this place is. 1034 00:47:34,771 --> 00:47:36,356 You're right to quit. I learned about quitting... 1035 00:47:36,440 --> 00:47:37,566 You know what, Mr. G? 1036 00:47:37,649 --> 00:47:39,276 I was practicing this one thing yesterday 1037 00:47:39,359 --> 00:47:42,946 and maybe you can listen to it and tell me to quit after, okay? 1038 00:47:44,072 --> 00:47:46,116 (PLAYING TUNE) 1039 00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,993 Uh, okay. 1040 00:47:53,874 --> 00:47:55,876 (PLAYING IMPROVISED JAZZ TUNE) 1041 00:48:10,015 --> 00:48:11,016 (THUD) 1042 00:48:18,649 --> 00:48:21,652 -(EXHALES DEEPLY) -Wow. You really love this. 1043 00:48:22,486 --> 00:48:23,695 Yeah. 1044 00:48:24,488 --> 00:48:27,324 So, maybe I'd better stick with it? 1045 00:48:27,824 --> 00:48:28,909 Yeah. 1046 00:48:29,284 --> 00:48:30,494 CONNIE: Bye, Mr. G. 1047 00:48:30,577 --> 00:48:31,995 See you next week! 1048 00:48:32,162 --> 00:48:33,539 JOE: 22! 1049 00:48:34,581 --> 00:48:37,042 -(JOE GRUNTS) -So, Connie came here to quit, 1050 00:48:37,125 --> 00:48:38,126 but then she didn't. 1051 00:48:38,210 --> 00:48:39,628 22, forget about that. Listen. 1052 00:48:39,711 --> 00:48:41,713 I need to know this, Joe. Why didn't she quit? 1053 00:48:41,880 --> 00:48:42,965 Because she loves to play. 1054 00:48:43,048 --> 00:48:46,552 She might say she hates everything, but trombone is her thing. 1055 00:48:46,718 --> 00:48:47,886 She's good at it. 1056 00:48:47,970 --> 00:48:50,305 Maybe trombone is her spark, I don't know. 1057 00:48:50,472 --> 00:48:54,017 Please. If I'm gonna get this gig back, I need your help. 1058 00:48:54,685 --> 00:48:55,686 Okay. 1059 00:48:56,061 --> 00:48:57,062 Really? 1060 00:48:57,145 --> 00:49:00,190 I'll help you, but I wanna try a few things. 1061 00:49:00,274 --> 00:49:01,400 'Cause I don't know, 1062 00:49:01,483 --> 00:49:04,736 some of it's not as boring as it is at the You Seminar, 1063 00:49:04,903 --> 00:49:06,822 and if Connie can find something she loves here, 1064 00:49:06,905 --> 00:49:08,240 maybe I can, too. 1065 00:49:08,323 --> 00:49:10,826 -Great! -So, what do we do first? 1066 00:49:12,870 --> 00:49:14,121 (22 SCREAMING) 1067 00:49:14,204 --> 00:49:15,789 -22: This water hurts! -It's okay. 1068 00:49:15,873 --> 00:49:17,499 You just have to turn the other knob. 1069 00:49:17,583 --> 00:49:18,667 22: Oh, okay, that's better. 1070 00:49:18,750 --> 00:49:19,918 And I wouldn't be mad 1071 00:49:20,002 --> 00:49:22,087 if you put a little lotion on me when you're done. 1072 00:49:22,421 --> 00:49:23,797 (LIQUID SQUIRTING) 1073 00:49:23,881 --> 00:49:25,215 (MUFFLED RATTLING) 1074 00:49:26,884 --> 00:49:28,677 22: I washed your butt for you. 1075 00:49:29,928 --> 00:49:31,805 Ah! (SPITS) Spicy! Spicy! 1076 00:49:34,141 --> 00:49:36,059 (GRUNTS, YELPS) 1077 00:49:36,143 --> 00:49:37,144 (THUD) 1078 00:49:37,811 --> 00:49:39,980 You five will be insecure. 1079 00:49:40,147 --> 00:49:42,774 And you 12 will be self-absorbed. 1080 00:49:42,941 --> 00:49:45,444 We really should stop sending so many through that pavilion. 1081 00:49:45,611 --> 00:49:46,612 TERRY: Found him! 1082 00:49:46,695 --> 00:49:47,696 See that, everybody? 1083 00:49:47,779 --> 00:49:49,114 Who figured out why the count's off? 1084 00:49:49,198 --> 00:49:50,199 That's right, Terry did. 1085 00:49:50,282 --> 00:49:51,325 It's Terrytime. 1086 00:49:51,491 --> 00:49:53,744 -Wow. Nice work. -Well, who is it? 1087 00:49:53,911 --> 00:49:55,329 Right. (CLEARS THROAT) 1088 00:49:55,412 --> 00:49:58,207 Uh... Joe Gardner is his name. 1089 00:49:58,373 --> 00:50:00,292 Looks like he's back down on Earth. 1090 00:50:00,375 --> 00:50:01,376 That's not good. 1091 00:50:01,460 --> 00:50:02,961 That... That's the mentor we set up with 22. 1092 00:50:03,128 --> 00:50:05,422 All right, all right. Easy on the hysterics. 1093 00:50:05,589 --> 00:50:08,383 Terry's got this under control. I'll handle it. 1094 00:50:08,467 --> 00:50:09,468 How? 1095 00:50:09,551 --> 00:50:10,552 I'll go down there and get him. 1096 00:50:10,636 --> 00:50:11,970 Set the count right, lickety-split. 1097 00:50:12,054 --> 00:50:14,014 Okay, whoa. Are you sure that's a good idea? 1098 00:50:14,097 --> 00:50:16,350 Look, you all are the ones who beefed it. 1099 00:50:16,433 --> 00:50:17,976 I'm trying to un-beef it. 1100 00:50:18,477 --> 00:50:19,978 But you cannot be seen. 1101 00:50:20,145 --> 00:50:21,355 By anyone. 1102 00:50:21,438 --> 00:50:24,525 Don't worry. I'll make sure no one else sees me. 1103 00:50:24,691 --> 00:50:27,653 I'll move among the shadows, like a ninja. 1104 00:50:27,819 --> 00:50:30,155 Please, just do it quickly and quietly. 1105 00:50:30,322 --> 00:50:33,242 And also quickly. And quietly as well. 1106 00:50:36,828 --> 00:50:39,831 This won't be a disaster, that's for sure. 1107 00:50:40,832 --> 00:50:44,378 Mm. Trusty old brown suit. Still a perfect fit. 1108 00:50:44,545 --> 00:50:46,547 It's a little tight in the back-here part. 1109 00:50:46,713 --> 00:50:48,507 JOE: It'll loosen. Sit down. 1110 00:50:49,925 --> 00:50:50,926 I'm a cat. 1111 00:50:52,219 --> 00:50:53,262 I'll do it. 1112 00:50:53,345 --> 00:50:54,471 You couldn't call an elevator, remember? 1113 00:50:54,555 --> 00:50:57,766 No way. I just need to line me up. Now be still. 1114 00:50:58,725 --> 00:51:00,310 (WHIRRING) 1115 00:51:00,602 --> 00:51:02,855 Uh, it's like a little tiny chainsaw. 1116 00:51:03,021 --> 00:51:05,190 -Don't move. -I'm not moving. You're moving. 1117 00:51:06,275 --> 00:51:08,277 (CONTINUES WHIRRING) 1118 00:51:10,737 --> 00:51:12,072 -(JOE WHIMPERS) -(22 YELPS) 1119 00:51:13,824 --> 00:51:15,158 (GASPS) Oh, no! 1120 00:51:15,242 --> 00:51:16,368 Don't worry, I'm okay. 1121 00:51:16,451 --> 00:51:19,329 Oh, no, no, no! My hair! My hair is not okay! 1122 00:51:19,413 --> 00:51:20,747 This is a disaster! 1123 00:51:21,164 --> 00:51:22,916 (GASPS) We gotta fix this. Right now. 1124 00:51:23,083 --> 00:51:25,335 -Okay. How? -We gotta go see Dez. 1125 00:51:25,502 --> 00:51:27,421 Great. Who's Dez? 1126 00:51:27,588 --> 00:51:28,922 MAN: Yo, Ian, man, how you get 1127 00:51:29,006 --> 00:51:30,465 that big peanut head? What happened to you? 1128 00:51:30,632 --> 00:51:33,510 IAN: Man, shut up, man. You know I'm sensitive about that. 1129 00:51:33,677 --> 00:51:35,053 JOE: Dez is the guy in the back. 1130 00:51:35,137 --> 00:51:36,180 He can fix this. 1131 00:51:36,346 --> 00:51:37,681 Talk about havin' a spark. 1132 00:51:37,764 --> 00:51:39,308 This guy was born to be a barber. 1133 00:51:39,516 --> 00:51:42,102 But I can't pass for you in front of all your friends. 1134 00:51:42,269 --> 00:51:43,812 Dez is the only one that I talk to. 1135 00:51:43,896 --> 00:51:45,314 We usually talk about jazz, 1136 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:48,275 but this time, just sit there, get the cut, and get out. 1137 00:51:48,358 --> 00:51:50,527 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 1138 00:51:51,945 --> 00:51:53,822 Hey, Joe. What are you doing here on a weekday? 1139 00:51:53,906 --> 00:51:56,033 You didn't call for an appointment, man. It's gonna be a while. 1140 00:51:56,408 --> 00:51:58,952 Ah, I was afraid of this. Go ahead and sit down. 1141 00:51:59,411 --> 00:52:00,996 -(ALL EXCLAIM) -Oh, my Lord. 1142 00:52:01,079 --> 00:52:02,414 You gotta wait, son. This is an emergency. 1143 00:52:02,581 --> 00:52:03,874 What? That ain't cool, Dez. 1144 00:52:04,041 --> 00:52:05,334 You could always let Harold cut your hair. 1145 00:52:05,417 --> 00:52:06,793 His chair's wide open. 1146 00:52:07,294 --> 00:52:08,879 Nah. I can wait. 1147 00:52:09,046 --> 00:52:11,215 Joe, get your butt in this chair now. 1148 00:52:14,009 --> 00:52:15,552 Should I even ask you how this happened? 1149 00:52:15,719 --> 00:52:17,471 -The cat did it. -Stop sounding insane. 1150 00:52:17,638 --> 00:52:19,598 I mean, um, I was distracted 1151 00:52:19,681 --> 00:52:21,433 getting ready to play with Dorothea Williams tonight. 1152 00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:24,061 Dorothea Williams? That's big time, Joe. 1153 00:52:24,144 --> 00:52:26,021 Congratulations! 1154 00:52:26,188 --> 00:52:28,023 Joe ain't getting no gig, Dez. 1155 00:52:28,106 --> 00:52:30,317 You know he Mr. Close-But-No-Cigar. 1156 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:31,610 (SIGHS) This guy. 1157 00:52:31,693 --> 00:52:33,570 Joe, ignore him. Now let's fix you up. 1158 00:52:33,946 --> 00:52:35,155 You keeping that cat on your lap? 1159 00:52:35,322 --> 00:52:36,532 Is it okay that I do that? 1160 00:52:36,698 --> 00:52:38,784 Suit yourself. You're the boss. 1161 00:52:39,326 --> 00:52:40,661 -I am? -When you're in this chair, 1162 00:52:40,744 --> 00:52:41,828 yeah, you are. 1163 00:52:42,037 --> 00:52:43,872 So can I have one of those? 1164 00:52:45,165 --> 00:52:46,667 Uh... Sure, Joe. 1165 00:52:49,461 --> 00:52:50,671 (CHUCKLES) Cool. 1166 00:52:52,714 --> 00:52:54,842 Mmm. I like being in the chair. 1167 00:52:55,008 --> 00:52:56,301 Hey, get your head in the game. 1168 00:52:56,385 --> 00:52:57,469 -(WHIRRING) -(YELPS) Little chainsaw. 1169 00:52:57,553 --> 00:52:59,054 You need to settle down. If you keep this... 1170 00:52:59,137 --> 00:53:00,931 (MEOWING) 1171 00:53:01,598 --> 00:53:03,141 Look, I can deal with some freaky stuff, 1172 00:53:03,308 --> 00:53:04,726 but if this cat don't chill, 1173 00:53:04,810 --> 00:53:06,186 we're gonna have to put it outside. 1174 00:53:06,353 --> 00:53:08,313 Well, what's it gonna be, kitty? 1175 00:53:08,856 --> 00:53:10,065 Meow. 1176 00:53:10,232 --> 00:53:11,859 Sometimes, change is good. 1177 00:53:11,942 --> 00:53:14,111 You have been rocking that same style for a while. 1178 00:53:14,278 --> 00:53:17,364 Well, Dez, for hundreds of years, I've had no style at all. 1179 00:53:17,531 --> 00:53:19,908 -PAUL: You can say that again. -(ALL LAUGH) 1180 00:53:20,868 --> 00:53:22,369 Mmm. But then my life changed. 1181 00:53:22,536 --> 00:53:23,579 Oh, yeah? What happened? 1182 00:53:23,745 --> 00:53:25,789 I was existing as a theoretical construct 1183 00:53:25,873 --> 00:53:27,249 in a hypothetical way station 1184 00:53:27,416 --> 00:53:28,458 between life and death. 1185 00:53:28,625 --> 00:53:29,626 I heard that. 1186 00:53:30,294 --> 00:53:32,921 22: And by the time I got to mentor number 266, 1187 00:53:33,088 --> 00:53:36,091 I was seriously asking, like, what is all the fuss about? 1188 00:53:36,258 --> 00:53:39,344 Like, is all this living really worth dying for? 1189 00:53:39,428 --> 00:53:41,054 -(ALL MURMUR AGREEINGLY) -You know what I mean? 1190 00:53:42,264 --> 00:53:45,559 I never knew you had such an interesting education, Joe. 1191 00:53:45,726 --> 00:53:47,561 I just thought you went to music school. 1192 00:53:47,728 --> 00:53:50,522 22: (MUFFLED) And another thing, they say you're born to do something, 1193 00:53:50,689 --> 00:53:52,232 but how do you figure out what that thing is? 1194 00:53:52,399 --> 00:53:54,318 I mean, what if you pick up the wrong thing? 1195 00:53:54,401 --> 00:53:55,736 Or somebody else's thing, you know? 1196 00:53:55,903 --> 00:53:57,613 -Then you're stuck. -Been there before. 1197 00:53:57,905 --> 00:53:59,156 I'll take one of those. 1198 00:53:59,323 --> 00:54:00,824 I wouldn't call myself stuck, 1199 00:54:00,908 --> 00:54:02,868 but I never planned on cuttin' heads for a livin'. 1200 00:54:03,035 --> 00:54:05,787 Wait, but you were born to be a barber, weren't you? 1201 00:54:05,954 --> 00:54:07,289 I wanted to be a veterinarian. 1202 00:54:07,915 --> 00:54:09,875 22: So, why didn't you do that? 1203 00:54:10,083 --> 00:54:12,169 I was plannin' to when I got out of the Navy. 1204 00:54:12,336 --> 00:54:14,171 Then my daughter got sick, 1205 00:54:14,254 --> 00:54:15,714 (CHUCKLES) and barber school is a lot cheaper 1206 00:54:15,797 --> 00:54:16,798 than veterinarian school. 1207 00:54:16,882 --> 00:54:17,925 22: Well, that's too bad. 1208 00:54:18,008 --> 00:54:19,843 You're stuck as a barber and now you're unhappy. 1209 00:54:19,927 --> 00:54:21,720 Whoa, whoa, slow your roll there, Joe. 1210 00:54:21,803 --> 00:54:23,138 I'm happy as a clam, my man. 1211 00:54:23,305 --> 00:54:26,266 Not everyone can be Charles Drew inventing blood transfusions. 1212 00:54:26,433 --> 00:54:28,560 22: Or me, playing piano with Dorothea Williams. 1213 00:54:28,644 --> 00:54:29,645 -I know. -(DOOR OPENS) 1214 00:54:29,728 --> 00:54:31,271 (LAUGHS) You are not all that. 1215 00:54:31,355 --> 00:54:32,940 Anyone could play in a band if they wanted to. 1216 00:54:33,273 --> 00:54:34,316 Don't pay Paul any mind. 1217 00:54:34,483 --> 00:54:36,443 People like him just bring other people down 1218 00:54:36,527 --> 00:54:38,320 so they can make themselves feel better. 1219 00:54:38,403 --> 00:54:39,988 Oh, I get it. 1220 00:54:40,155 --> 00:54:43,075 He's just criticizing me to cover up the pain of his own failed dreams. 1221 00:54:43,158 --> 00:54:45,035 (ALL EXCLAIM, LAUGH) 1222 00:54:45,118 --> 00:54:46,828 You cut deep, Joe. 1223 00:54:47,162 --> 00:54:50,165 I wonder why sitting in this chair makes me want to tell you things, Dez. 1224 00:54:50,332 --> 00:54:53,544 That's the magic of the chair. That's why I love this job. 1225 00:54:53,710 --> 00:54:55,963 I get to meet interesting folks like you, 1226 00:54:56,046 --> 00:54:59,174 make them happy, and make them handsome. 1227 00:54:59,341 --> 00:55:01,760 Wow! Am I crazy or do I look younger? 1228 00:55:01,927 --> 00:55:04,012 I may not have invented blood transfusions, 1229 00:55:04,096 --> 00:55:07,599 but I am most definitely savin' lives. 1230 00:55:08,141 --> 00:55:10,894 I don't know about this crazy cat guy thing, man, 1231 00:55:11,061 --> 00:55:14,982 but it is nice to finally talk to you about something other than jazz, Joe. 1232 00:55:15,065 --> 00:55:18,151 Huh. How come we, um, never talked about your life before? 1233 00:55:18,318 --> 00:55:19,695 You never asked. 1234 00:55:19,778 --> 00:55:21,238 But I'm glad you did this time. 1235 00:55:21,405 --> 00:55:23,407 MAN: Looking good, brother. WOMAN: Have a great show. 1236 00:55:23,657 --> 00:55:26,201 (CHUCKLES) I grabbed a couple of road lollies. 1237 00:55:31,582 --> 00:55:33,625 WOMAN ON PA: Dr. Charma, call 3-1-6-2. 1238 00:55:33,709 --> 00:55:35,627 (BEEPING) 1239 00:55:37,087 --> 00:55:38,380 TERRY: Mm. 1240 00:55:39,673 --> 00:55:40,674 (SNIFFS) 1241 00:55:40,757 --> 00:55:41,925 Mm-hmm. (GASPS) 1242 00:55:50,184 --> 00:55:51,185 Mm. 1243 00:55:55,814 --> 00:55:57,107 -(PIANO BLARES) -Oh. 1244 00:55:59,193 --> 00:56:01,486 Julia Child didn't succeed till she was 49. 1245 00:56:01,653 --> 00:56:03,572 Hey, Paul. Here, have a lollipop. 1246 00:56:03,739 --> 00:56:05,657 PAUL: Oh, yeah, thanks. Thanks, man. 1247 00:56:05,824 --> 00:56:07,159 TERRY: There you are. 1248 00:56:08,243 --> 00:56:09,912 22: No hard feelings, right? All right. 1249 00:56:09,995 --> 00:56:10,996 Just friends. 1250 00:56:11,079 --> 00:56:12,289 Just friends goofing on each other. All right. 1251 00:56:12,915 --> 00:56:14,291 22: Okay. Goodbye, Paul. 1252 00:56:15,042 --> 00:56:16,126 Come to Terry. 1253 00:56:17,669 --> 00:56:18,795 -(MAN GASPS) -Gotcha! 1254 00:56:18,879 --> 00:56:19,880 (MAN SCREAMS) 1255 00:56:19,963 --> 00:56:21,423 Thought you could cheat the universe? 1256 00:56:21,507 --> 00:56:22,508 Well, you thought wrong. 1257 00:56:22,591 --> 00:56:24,885 I'm the accountant, and I'm here to bring you in... 1258 00:56:24,968 --> 00:56:27,554 Oh, whoa... You're not Joe Gardner. 1259 00:56:27,638 --> 00:56:28,722 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 1260 00:56:28,805 --> 00:56:29,890 My mistake. 1261 00:56:29,973 --> 00:56:33,018 We'll just get you back into your meat suit. (CHUCKLES) 1262 00:56:34,478 --> 00:56:35,812 -(WHIMPERING) -There you go. 1263 00:56:35,896 --> 00:56:37,397 No harm, no foul. 1264 00:56:38,190 --> 00:56:40,359 Oh, boy. Look, uh, fella, 1265 00:56:40,526 --> 00:56:41,818 I'm thinking there's no reason 1266 00:56:41,902 --> 00:56:43,987 we can't keep this little incident between us, eh? 1267 00:56:44,154 --> 00:56:46,657 Mistakes happen. And, uh, it's not your time. 1268 00:56:46,823 --> 00:56:48,158 (CHUCKLING) Unless you keep eating 1269 00:56:48,242 --> 00:56:50,786 those processed foods, am I right? (LAUGHS) 1270 00:56:50,869 --> 00:56:52,329 -(FOOTSTEPS) -(TERRY GASPS) 1271 00:56:52,412 --> 00:56:53,830 (PAUL WHIMPERING) 1272 00:56:53,914 --> 00:56:56,917 But seriously, stay away from those processed foods. 1273 00:56:57,084 --> 00:56:58,377 (GASPS) 1274 00:57:01,672 --> 00:57:03,131 JOE: You know what, you did all right back there. 1275 00:57:03,215 --> 00:57:04,466 How did you know how to deal with Paul? 1276 00:57:04,633 --> 00:57:06,260 22: I didn't. I just let out the me. 1277 00:57:06,426 --> 00:57:09,638 Hey, like you said about jazz. I was jazzing. 1278 00:57:09,721 --> 00:57:11,849 JOE: First of all, "jazzing" is not a word. 1279 00:57:12,015 --> 00:57:15,310 And second, music and life operate by very different rules. 1280 00:57:15,477 --> 00:57:16,603 It says take one. 1281 00:57:16,770 --> 00:57:19,147 JOE: Don't... Or do. Okay. Fine. 1282 00:57:19,314 --> 00:57:20,649 "Man with a van." 1283 00:57:20,732 --> 00:57:22,401 I got a few in case we need a lot of vans. 1284 00:57:22,985 --> 00:57:24,486 Uh-huh. Now, let's get back to the plan. 1285 00:57:24,653 --> 00:57:27,114 We go to The Half Note and wait there for Moonwind. 1286 00:57:27,281 --> 00:57:28,615 It's around 4:00 p.m. now... 1287 00:57:28,782 --> 00:57:30,367 (LAUGHING) 1288 00:57:30,450 --> 00:57:31,451 You know what? 1289 00:57:31,535 --> 00:57:32,786 You are really getting good at using those legs. 1290 00:57:32,870 --> 00:57:34,788 -Why don't you try runnin'? -(RAILS CHIMING) 1291 00:57:34,872 --> 00:57:37,457 22: Hey! I made a song. I'm jazzing. 1292 00:57:37,541 --> 00:57:39,710 JOE: Okay, enough of the jazzing and everything like that. 1293 00:57:39,793 --> 00:57:41,253 We need to get somewhere. Now, I... 1294 00:57:41,336 --> 00:57:43,755 -22: (LAUGHING) That tickles. -Uh, what are you doing? 1295 00:57:43,839 --> 00:57:45,966 (22 WHOOPING, LAUGHING) 1296 00:57:46,049 --> 00:57:47,926 (WIND WHISTLING) 1297 00:57:50,846 --> 00:57:52,389 (CHUCKLES) Whoops. I got it. 1298 00:57:54,474 --> 00:57:55,475 (GRUNTS) 1299 00:57:55,726 --> 00:57:56,810 Would you hurry up? 1300 00:57:56,977 --> 00:57:58,145 Okay. 1301 00:57:58,228 --> 00:57:59,813 -(PANTS RIP) -(PEOPLE GASP) 1302 00:57:59,897 --> 00:58:01,899 You were right. These pants are loosening. 1303 00:58:01,982 --> 00:58:03,734 (GASPS) Oh, no, no, no. 1304 00:58:03,817 --> 00:58:05,068 Don't let people see your butt! 1305 00:58:05,152 --> 00:58:07,279 -22: It's your butt. -It doesn't matter whose butt... 1306 00:58:07,362 --> 00:58:09,072 Take off the jacket. Tie it around your waist. 1307 00:58:09,239 --> 00:58:10,991 Quick! Cover the butt! 1308 00:58:11,158 --> 00:58:12,492 (GASPS) What are we gonna do? 1309 00:58:12,659 --> 00:58:14,369 I can't find a tailor this late... 1310 00:58:15,537 --> 00:58:17,122 Oh, no. We're gonna have to go to Mom's. 1311 00:58:17,206 --> 00:58:18,207 22: Okay. 1312 00:58:18,290 --> 00:58:19,374 No, no, no, you don't understand. 1313 00:58:19,458 --> 00:58:20,501 Mom doesn't know about this gig. 1314 00:58:20,584 --> 00:58:21,585 And she's not gonna like it. 1315 00:58:21,668 --> 00:58:22,669 Okay. 1316 00:58:22,753 --> 00:58:23,795 We don't have any other choice. 1317 00:58:23,879 --> 00:58:24,880 Okay. 1318 00:58:24,963 --> 00:58:26,548 She's the only one that can fix this. 1319 00:58:26,715 --> 00:58:28,217 -Okay. -Stop saying "okay"! 1320 00:58:28,383 --> 00:58:30,385 We gotta catch the subway across town. Come on. 1321 00:58:30,552 --> 00:58:32,513 Okay... Got it. 1322 00:58:34,097 --> 00:58:36,183 My mom doesn't know anything about the gig, 1323 00:58:36,266 --> 00:58:37,601 and I wanna keep it that way, okay? 1324 00:58:37,768 --> 00:58:39,144 Right, because she thinks you're a failure. 1325 00:58:39,228 --> 00:58:40,521 -What? -I didn't say that. 1326 00:58:40,604 --> 00:58:41,855 You did. Up here. 1327 00:58:42,022 --> 00:58:44,358 Uh, look, my mom has her own definition of what success is, 1328 00:58:44,525 --> 00:58:46,777 and being a professional musician isn't it. 1329 00:58:46,944 --> 00:58:51,949 So, let me see, I need the suit fixed for a, uh, school band recital. 1330 00:58:52,032 --> 00:58:55,577 (SIGHS) I'm not looking forward to this, but there's no reason she needs to know... 1331 00:58:55,744 --> 00:58:59,122 ♪ We shall come around To touch eyes again 1332 00:58:59,206 --> 00:59:01,834 ♪ If love is the foundation 1333 00:59:01,917 --> 00:59:04,253 ♪ If the purpose be To recycle life 1334 00:59:04,336 --> 00:59:07,172 ♪ I promise you I'll bring us to one 1335 00:59:07,256 --> 00:59:09,591 ♪ Bleeding heart in the end now 1336 00:59:09,758 --> 00:59:12,928 ♪ Though we're apart 1337 00:59:13,303 --> 00:59:15,013 I don't know. All the times I've been 1338 00:59:15,097 --> 00:59:17,766 so close to getting to my dreams, 1339 00:59:17,850 --> 00:59:19,810 (SIGHS) something always gets in the way. 1340 00:59:19,893 --> 00:59:21,019 You know what I mean? 1341 00:59:24,481 --> 00:59:26,650 ♪ How true lovin' began 1342 00:59:27,359 --> 00:59:28,527 He's good. 1343 00:59:28,694 --> 00:59:32,447 And I've heard music before, but I've never felt like this inside. 1344 00:59:32,614 --> 00:59:35,158 Of course, you love music now, because you're me. Let's go. 1345 00:59:37,703 --> 00:59:38,829 ♪ Now, love 1346 00:59:38,996 --> 00:59:39,997 Let's go. 1347 00:59:40,873 --> 00:59:43,125 ♪ Love 1348 00:59:43,750 --> 00:59:46,545 ♪ Love, love 1349 00:59:46,712 --> 00:59:47,713 ♪ Talkin' about love 1350 00:59:49,631 --> 00:59:52,009 ♪ Love 1351 00:59:52,092 --> 00:59:53,093 ♪ Love ♪ 1352 00:59:58,682 --> 01:00:00,100 Whoa! (CHUCKLES) 1353 01:00:00,184 --> 01:00:01,685 (EXCLAIMING) 1354 01:00:01,768 --> 01:00:03,020 Hey, take it easy, eh? 1355 01:00:03,187 --> 01:00:04,688 I'm sorry. 1356 01:00:05,063 --> 01:00:06,398 Don't worry about it. 1357 01:00:06,481 --> 01:00:08,066 It's the subway. It does that to some people. 1358 01:00:08,233 --> 01:00:09,776 -Does what? -It wears you down. 1359 01:00:09,943 --> 01:00:12,237 It stinks. It's hot. It's crowded. 1360 01:00:12,404 --> 01:00:15,657 Every day the same thing, day in and day out. 1361 01:00:16,283 --> 01:00:18,493 But once I get on the stage tonight, 1362 01:00:18,577 --> 01:00:20,454 all my troubles are going to be fixed. 1363 01:00:20,621 --> 01:00:23,123 You're gonna see a brand-new Joe Gardner. 1364 01:00:23,207 --> 01:00:24,833 (LOUD SLURPING) 1365 01:00:26,251 --> 01:00:27,252 Where'd you get that? 1366 01:00:27,419 --> 01:00:28,879 Under the seat. Can you believe it? 1367 01:00:28,962 --> 01:00:31,048 It's still half-full. (GASPS) 1368 01:00:32,633 --> 01:00:34,468 JOE: All right, remember, 1369 01:00:34,551 --> 01:00:37,596 I need the suit fixed for a band recital. Got it? 1370 01:00:39,139 --> 01:00:40,557 (LAUGHTER) 1371 01:00:41,099 --> 01:00:44,061 LULU: Joey! Oh, baby boy... MELBA: Joey! 1372 01:00:44,144 --> 01:00:46,230 -Oh, I'm so proud of you. -...we heard the news. 1373 01:00:46,313 --> 01:00:48,357 -(LIBBA CLEARS THROAT) -(R&B MUSIC PLAYING) 1374 01:00:48,607 --> 01:00:49,608 Oh, crap. She knows. 1375 01:00:49,775 --> 01:00:51,318 Your momma's in the back. 1376 01:00:51,485 --> 01:00:53,111 -You gotta go in there. -No, I don't want to. 1377 01:00:53,278 --> 01:00:55,614 You have to. We need the suit fixed. 1378 01:00:55,697 --> 01:00:56,990 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1379 01:00:57,950 --> 01:00:59,826 You forgetting something, Joey? 1380 01:00:59,993 --> 01:01:01,036 -What? -Kiss her. 1381 01:01:01,245 --> 01:01:03,372 I always kiss Melba when I see her. 1382 01:01:05,707 --> 01:01:07,125 Just do it. 1383 01:01:11,129 --> 01:01:12,756 No, no, no. Not on the lips. 1384 01:01:12,840 --> 01:01:14,883 (GASPS) Joey! What has gotten into you, boy? 1385 01:01:14,967 --> 01:01:16,009 (LAUGHING) Let him finish. 1386 01:01:16,093 --> 01:01:17,177 LULU: Cougar. I knew it. 1387 01:01:17,344 --> 01:01:20,264 I'll take another kiss when you get back, Joey. 1388 01:01:20,347 --> 01:01:22,850 (R&B MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING ON SPEAKERS) 1389 01:01:24,810 --> 01:01:27,813 So much for being done chasing after gigs, huh? 1390 01:01:28,146 --> 01:01:31,567 I hope that cat isn't supposed to be some kind of peace offering. 1391 01:01:31,733 --> 01:01:32,943 (WHISPERS) Come. Come on. 1392 01:01:33,110 --> 01:01:34,194 Just say you rescued it. 1393 01:01:34,278 --> 01:01:36,655 Um, no. It's mine. I rescued it. 1394 01:01:36,738 --> 01:01:39,032 Hmm. Too bad you can't rescue your career. 1395 01:01:39,116 --> 01:01:40,200 Oh. 1396 01:01:40,284 --> 01:01:43,412 (SIGHS) Just ask her nicely if she can fix my suit. 1397 01:01:43,579 --> 01:01:47,249 So, Mom, is there any way you can fix this? 1398 01:01:47,332 --> 01:01:48,792 Whoa! I don't need to see that. 1399 01:01:48,959 --> 01:01:51,003 I know. Embarrassing, right? 1400 01:01:51,170 --> 01:01:52,671 So, you'll fix it? 1401 01:01:52,838 --> 01:01:53,964 -LIBBA: No. -BOTH: What? 1402 01:01:54,047 --> 01:01:56,341 How long are you going to keep doing this, Joey? 1403 01:01:56,425 --> 01:01:58,635 You tell me you're going to accept the full-time position... 1404 01:01:58,719 --> 01:01:59,720 Here it comes. 1405 01:01:59,803 --> 01:02:01,096 LIBBA: ...and instead, I hear you've taken another gig. 1406 01:02:01,180 --> 01:02:02,306 Tell her that this one is different. 1407 01:02:02,389 --> 01:02:03,390 This one's different! 1408 01:02:03,473 --> 01:02:05,726 Does this gig have a pension? Health insurance? 1409 01:02:06,101 --> 01:02:08,770 No? Then it's the same as the other ones. 1410 01:02:08,937 --> 01:02:10,856 It's like you can't even be truthful with me anymore. 1411 01:02:11,023 --> 01:02:12,983 Fine, we'll get the suit off the rack somewhere. 1412 01:02:13,150 --> 01:02:16,028 My mom has never understood what I'm trying to do with my life. 1413 01:02:16,111 --> 01:02:17,738 Fine, we'll get the suit off the rack somewhere. 1414 01:02:17,821 --> 01:02:19,489 -(BOTH GASP) -My mom has never understood 1415 01:02:19,573 --> 01:02:20,657 what I'm trying to do with my life. 1416 01:02:20,741 --> 01:02:22,659 -22! -What did you just say? 1417 01:02:22,743 --> 01:02:24,995 Oof. Can I run away now, like you usually do? 1418 01:02:27,456 --> 01:02:30,459 No. Not this time. Repeat after me. 1419 01:02:31,001 --> 01:02:33,378 Mom, I know we've had some rough times, 1420 01:02:33,837 --> 01:02:35,380 but you're right, 1421 01:02:35,881 --> 01:02:38,133 (IN JOE'S VOICE) I can't be truthful with you. 1422 01:02:38,300 --> 01:02:41,136 Because it seems like no matter what I do, you disapprove. 1423 01:02:41,303 --> 01:02:43,347 Look, I know you love playing. 1424 01:02:43,514 --> 01:02:46,517 Then how come except for church, you're the happiest when I don't? 1425 01:02:46,683 --> 01:02:49,895 I finally land the gig of my life and you're upset. 1426 01:02:50,062 --> 01:02:52,856 You didn't see how tough being a musician was on your father. 1427 01:02:53,023 --> 01:02:54,858 I don't want to see you struggle like that. 1428 01:02:55,025 --> 01:02:57,110 So Dad could pursue his dreams, and I can't? 1429 01:02:57,277 --> 01:02:59,154 Your father had me. 1430 01:02:59,321 --> 01:03:02,157 Most times, this shop is what paid the bills. 1431 01:03:02,324 --> 01:03:04,868 So when I'm gone, who's gonna pay yours? 1432 01:03:05,035 --> 01:03:06,495 Music is all I think about. 1433 01:03:06,662 --> 01:03:08,747 From the moment I wake up in the morning 1434 01:03:08,830 --> 01:03:10,874 to the moment I fall asleep at night. 1435 01:03:11,041 --> 01:03:13,293 You can't eat dreams for breakfast, Joey. 1436 01:03:13,460 --> 01:03:14,837 Then I don't want to eat. 1437 01:03:15,003 --> 01:03:17,840 This isn't about my career, Mom. 1438 01:03:18,048 --> 01:03:20,175 (SIGHS) It's my reason for living. 1439 01:03:20,259 --> 01:03:22,094 And I know Dad felt the same way. 1440 01:03:23,011 --> 01:03:26,306 (SIGHS) I'm just afraid that if I died today, 1441 01:03:26,849 --> 01:03:29,893 that my life would've amounted to nothing. 1442 01:03:32,104 --> 01:03:33,313 Joey. 1443 01:03:40,529 --> 01:03:41,530 Oh. 1444 01:03:47,744 --> 01:03:50,706 LIBBA: Let's make this work instead. 1445 01:03:54,668 --> 01:03:56,170 That's my dad's suit. 1446 01:03:56,336 --> 01:03:57,546 LIBBA: Lulu. Melba. 1447 01:03:57,629 --> 01:04:00,174 Bring your good scissors in here. We got work to do. 1448 01:04:05,345 --> 01:04:07,264 22: (IN NORMAL VOICE) Wow. This feels really nice. 1449 01:04:07,431 --> 01:04:09,725 -You look marvelous. -It fits perfectly. 1450 01:04:09,808 --> 01:04:10,809 MELBA: You see how I did that? 1451 01:04:10,893 --> 01:04:14,104 That is one fine wool suit, if I do say so myself. 1452 01:04:14,271 --> 01:04:15,480 -Can I try on that? -Of course you can. 1453 01:04:15,647 --> 01:04:17,608 -MELBA: Just handsome. -(LIBBA CHUCKLING) 1454 01:04:17,774 --> 01:04:20,360 Thank you, uh, Mom. 1455 01:04:20,527 --> 01:04:23,155 Ray would have been so proud of you, baby. 1456 01:04:23,697 --> 01:04:25,699 Like I've always been. 1457 01:04:27,409 --> 01:04:28,535 You heard me, right? 1458 01:04:28,619 --> 01:04:30,871 The suit is wool, not polyester. 1459 01:04:31,038 --> 01:04:33,207 So, don't go putting that cat on your shoulders again. 1460 01:04:33,290 --> 01:04:34,291 BOTH: Yes, ma'am! 1461 01:04:34,374 --> 01:04:35,667 MELBA: Oh, there's a nice little taper there. 1462 01:04:35,834 --> 01:04:37,044 Thanks, Mom. 1463 01:04:39,713 --> 01:04:41,048 Oh, that was amazin'. 1464 01:04:41,131 --> 01:04:42,966 You know what that felt like? It felt like jazz. 1465 01:04:43,133 --> 01:04:44,551 Yeah, you were jazzing. 1466 01:04:44,718 --> 01:04:46,470 JOE: Ha-ha. Okay, jazzing. 1467 01:04:48,263 --> 01:04:49,306 I'm telling you, Joe. 1468 01:04:49,389 --> 01:04:50,933 You really should call Lisa again. 1469 01:04:51,099 --> 01:04:53,810 JOE: I don't really have time for a relationship right now, 22. 1470 01:04:53,977 --> 01:04:55,354 Oh, busy right now? 1471 01:04:55,437 --> 01:04:56,772 Wanna wait till you die a second time? 1472 01:04:56,939 --> 01:04:58,106 -Cool, cool, cool. -(JOE LAUGHS) 1473 01:04:58,273 --> 01:04:59,900 I can't believe I'm getting romantic advice 1474 01:04:59,983 --> 01:05:01,068 from an unborn soul. (CHUCKLES) 1475 01:05:01,151 --> 01:05:02,778 22: I can think of worse. 1476 01:05:02,945 --> 01:05:04,154 JOE: There it is. 1477 01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:10,035 (LAUGHS) We made it! This is going to work. 1478 01:05:10,118 --> 01:05:12,329 Whoa! I can't believe how good I look. 1479 01:05:12,496 --> 01:05:15,332 The suit, the cut. Just look at me. 1480 01:05:15,415 --> 01:05:16,875 (LAUGHS) 1481 01:05:16,959 --> 01:05:19,503 (SCATTING) 1482 01:05:19,586 --> 01:05:21,129 (LAUGHS) 1483 01:05:21,213 --> 01:05:23,340 -Ooh, just turn a little bit right there. -22: Like this? 1484 01:05:23,423 --> 01:05:25,509 -Angle the shoulders, and... -22: Oh, hey, who's that? 1485 01:05:25,592 --> 01:05:26,635 -And from this side. -JOE: That's it. 1486 01:05:26,718 --> 01:05:27,761 22: What? Who's back here? 1487 01:05:27,845 --> 01:05:29,429 -Still me. Uh-huh. -JOE: That's a winner. 1488 01:05:29,513 --> 01:05:31,723 -Right? -(JOE LAUGHING) 1489 01:05:32,766 --> 01:05:34,726 This can't be happenin'. Now, I'm not gonna believe this. 1490 01:05:34,893 --> 01:05:36,520 The Half Note. 1491 01:05:36,603 --> 01:05:38,564 (GIRL GIGGLING) 1492 01:05:40,691 --> 01:05:43,193 WOMAN: (LAUGHING) He made you pay for dinner? 1493 01:05:43,277 --> 01:05:44,319 MAN: Yeah... 1494 01:05:44,403 --> 01:05:46,238 (LEAVES RUSTLING) 1495 01:05:53,203 --> 01:05:54,830 (INHALES DEEPLY) 1496 01:05:54,913 --> 01:05:56,999 (SERENE ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1497 01:06:05,924 --> 01:06:07,676 -JOE: So, you ready? -Huh? 1498 01:06:07,759 --> 01:06:08,969 To go home. 1499 01:06:09,052 --> 01:06:11,471 I bet you're ready to get off of this stinky rock, huh? 1500 01:06:11,638 --> 01:06:13,515 What do you think of Earth, anyway? 1501 01:06:16,518 --> 01:06:17,811 (SIGHS) 1502 01:06:17,895 --> 01:06:20,397 I always said it was dumb. But... 1503 01:06:21,940 --> 01:06:23,025 I mean... 1504 01:06:23,525 --> 01:06:25,444 Just look at what I found. 1505 01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:29,364 Your mom sewed your suit from this cute spool. 1506 01:06:29,907 --> 01:06:32,451 When I was nervous, Dez gave me this. 1507 01:06:32,618 --> 01:06:35,829 A guy on the subway yelled at me. It was scary. 1508 01:06:36,413 --> 01:06:39,333 But I kind of liked that, too. 1509 01:06:40,042 --> 01:06:41,293 (22 SIGHS) 1510 01:06:43,212 --> 01:06:44,671 Truth is, I've always worried 1511 01:06:44,755 --> 01:06:47,466 that maybe there's something wrong with me. You know? 1512 01:06:48,383 --> 01:06:50,677 Maybe I'm not good enough for living. 1513 01:06:51,678 --> 01:06:57,935 But then you showed me about purpose and passion, 1514 01:06:58,018 --> 01:07:00,187 and maybe sky-watching can be my spark. 1515 01:07:00,270 --> 01:07:02,356 Or walking. I'm really good at walking. 1516 01:07:02,523 --> 01:07:04,233 Those really aren't purposes, 22. 1517 01:07:04,316 --> 01:07:05,609 That's just regular old living. 1518 01:07:05,776 --> 01:07:07,778 But, hey, when you get back to the You Seminar, 1519 01:07:07,945 --> 01:07:09,321 you can give it an honest try. 1520 01:07:09,488 --> 01:07:12,074 No, but I've been at the You Seminar for thousands of years 1521 01:07:12,241 --> 01:07:14,326 and I have never felt this close. 1522 01:07:14,493 --> 01:07:17,454 Joe! Who's ready to go home? 1523 01:07:17,621 --> 01:07:18,622 (GASPS) Moonwind. 1524 01:07:18,705 --> 01:07:19,748 The stars are almost in alignment. 1525 01:07:19,831 --> 01:07:20,832 JOE: All right. 1526 01:07:20,916 --> 01:07:22,125 I'll have you back in your bodies in no time. 1527 01:07:22,501 --> 01:07:25,796 No. I've gotta find it here, on Earth. 1528 01:07:25,879 --> 01:07:27,923 This is my only chance to find my spark. 1529 01:07:28,090 --> 01:07:31,635 22, you're only loving this stuff because you're in my body. 1530 01:07:31,802 --> 01:07:35,097 You can find your own thing to love when you get back to the You Seminar. 1531 01:07:35,264 --> 01:07:37,516 Now, come on, I need my body back. Now! 1532 01:07:40,185 --> 01:07:41,186 No. 1533 01:07:43,230 --> 01:07:44,773 I'm in the chair. 1534 01:07:45,399 --> 01:07:46,817 (UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 1535 01:07:46,900 --> 01:07:48,610 -22! -22: Leave me alone! 1536 01:07:48,777 --> 01:07:50,821 I'm trying to find my purpose! 1537 01:07:50,988 --> 01:07:52,656 JOE: 22, you come back here! 1538 01:07:55,033 --> 01:07:56,368 22! 1539 01:08:03,876 --> 01:08:04,960 WOMAN: Mr. Mittens. 1540 01:08:05,043 --> 01:08:06,920 -(SNARLING) -Oh. 1541 01:08:12,676 --> 01:08:14,052 TERRY: There they are. 1542 01:08:16,263 --> 01:08:18,807 (INDISTINCT ANNOUNCEMENT ON PA) 1543 01:08:20,684 --> 01:08:21,977 You come back here right now! 1544 01:08:24,146 --> 01:08:25,689 You stole my body! 1545 01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:32,196 (MUSIC DISTORTS) 1546 01:08:41,079 --> 01:08:43,081 (CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1547 01:08:52,549 --> 01:08:55,052 TERRY: It's your time to go, Joe Gardner. 1548 01:08:58,388 --> 01:08:59,640 (GASPS) 1549 01:09:01,934 --> 01:09:02,935 Oh, no, you don't. 1550 01:09:05,687 --> 01:09:06,688 Gotcha! 1551 01:09:08,357 --> 01:09:09,900 No, no, no. 1552 01:09:15,906 --> 01:09:17,199 (PANTS) 1553 01:09:17,574 --> 01:09:19,076 (GRUNTS) 1554 01:09:19,785 --> 01:09:22,162 No, no! 1555 01:09:23,705 --> 01:09:25,749 I was gonna play with Dorothea Williams! 1556 01:09:25,916 --> 01:09:27,668 And I was about to find my spark! 1557 01:09:27,835 --> 01:09:29,169 JOE: Find your spark? My life was finally going to change! 1558 01:09:29,336 --> 01:09:30,587 22: You promised, but you wouldn't even give me five minutes! 1559 01:09:30,754 --> 01:09:31,880 JOE: I lost everything because of you! 1560 01:09:31,964 --> 01:09:32,965 Joe! 1561 01:09:34,216 --> 01:09:35,801 You cheated. 1562 01:09:41,223 --> 01:09:42,558 -(INDISTINCT CHATTER) -TERRY: Found him. 1563 01:09:42,724 --> 01:09:43,976 -Joe Gardner. -You're back! 1564 01:09:44,059 --> 01:09:45,102 Terry, you found them. 1565 01:09:45,185 --> 01:09:46,186 TERRY: No need to thank me. 1566 01:09:46,353 --> 01:09:48,856 It's so nice to have everything back in order, and... 1567 01:09:49,731 --> 01:09:51,942 22 got her pass? 1568 01:09:54,236 --> 01:09:55,821 -Oh, my goodness. -22! You got an Earth Pass! 1569 01:09:55,904 --> 01:09:57,364 -This is amazing! -(OVERLAPPING CHATTER) 1570 01:09:57,531 --> 01:09:58,824 COUNSELOR JERRY A: I knew you could do it. 1571 01:09:58,907 --> 01:09:59,950 COUNSELOR JERRY B: This is cray cray. 1572 01:10:00,117 --> 01:10:02,870 But what... What filled in the last box? 1573 01:10:03,036 --> 01:10:05,414 I'll tell you what filled it in. I did! 1574 01:10:05,581 --> 01:10:07,332 It was my spark that changed that badge. 1575 01:10:07,499 --> 01:10:11,003 She only got that because she was living my life in my body. 1576 01:10:11,170 --> 01:10:13,380 -I was... -TERRY: Come on, Mr. Gardner. 1577 01:10:13,797 --> 01:10:14,798 (SNAPS FINGERS) 1578 01:10:14,882 --> 01:10:16,133 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Joe, it's time for you 1579 01:10:16,216 --> 01:10:17,968 to accompany 22 to the Earth portal. 1580 01:10:18,135 --> 01:10:19,636 Give you a chance to say goodbye. 1581 01:10:19,803 --> 01:10:21,430 Of course. It's standard procedure. 1582 01:10:21,597 --> 01:10:24,349 Just hold on a minute. I get to set the count right. 1583 01:10:24,516 --> 01:10:27,102 Terry, you have done a super job. 1584 01:10:27,186 --> 01:10:28,228 We'll take it from here. 1585 01:10:28,312 --> 01:10:29,313 You're amazing. 1586 01:10:30,189 --> 01:10:31,356 Well, thank you. 1587 01:10:32,357 --> 01:10:34,026 Terrytime. 1588 01:10:34,526 --> 01:10:36,361 COUNSELOR JERRY B: Go ahead, you two. 1589 01:10:46,413 --> 01:10:47,414 You don't know. 1590 01:10:48,957 --> 01:10:51,126 You can't be sure why my pass changed. 1591 01:10:51,502 --> 01:10:53,295 (SIGHS) Come on, 22. Think about it. 1592 01:10:53,462 --> 01:10:56,340 You hated music until you were in my body. 1593 01:10:56,507 --> 01:11:00,010 You hated everything until you were me. 1594 01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:02,804 (JOE SCOFFS) 1595 01:11:03,180 --> 01:11:04,515 I hope you enjoy it. 1596 01:11:21,573 --> 01:11:22,658 JOE: Uh... 1597 01:11:24,910 --> 01:11:27,120 I have to ask, how the Dickens did you do it? 1598 01:11:27,287 --> 01:11:28,789 Get that Earth Pass to change? 1599 01:11:28,872 --> 01:11:31,500 Oh. You know what, I... I just let her walk 1600 01:11:31,583 --> 01:11:33,252 a mile in my shoes, you could say. 1601 01:11:33,460 --> 01:11:34,711 Well, it worked. 1602 01:11:35,337 --> 01:11:36,421 (CHUCKLES) Yeah. 1603 01:11:36,588 --> 01:11:39,341 Well, you should probably get going to the Great Beyond. 1604 01:11:39,508 --> 01:11:42,177 Hey, um, we never found out what 22's purpose was. 1605 01:11:42,719 --> 01:11:44,805 -Excuse me? -You know, her, uh, spark. 1606 01:11:44,972 --> 01:11:48,642 Her purpose. Was it music? Biology? Walking? (CHUCKLES) 1607 01:11:48,809 --> 01:11:51,144 We don't assign purposes. Where did you get that idea? 1608 01:11:51,854 --> 01:11:52,855 Because I have piano. 1609 01:11:52,938 --> 01:11:54,982 It's what I was born to do. That's my spark. 1610 01:11:55,148 --> 01:11:57,401 A spark isn't a soul's purpose. 1611 01:11:58,068 --> 01:12:00,112 Oh, you mentors and your passions. 1612 01:12:00,279 --> 01:12:04,700 Your purposes. Your meanings of life. (SIGHS) So basic. 1613 01:12:04,783 --> 01:12:06,910 -(CHUCKLES) -No, no, it... 1614 01:12:10,706 --> 01:12:11,915 NEW SOUL: Wow. 1615 01:12:11,999 --> 01:12:15,169 It is music. My spark is music. I... 1616 01:12:15,878 --> 01:12:17,296 I know it is. 1617 01:12:23,260 --> 01:12:24,261 22: I'm no good. 1618 01:12:25,095 --> 01:12:26,805 I got no purpose. 1619 01:12:28,015 --> 01:12:29,349 No purpose. 1620 01:12:30,058 --> 01:12:32,060 No purpose. 1621 01:12:33,478 --> 01:12:35,480 (SOFT CELESTIAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1622 01:13:00,923 --> 01:13:03,091 -(PANTING) -Mr. G? 1623 01:13:03,175 --> 01:13:04,760 Curley, I made it. I'm ready to go. 1624 01:13:04,927 --> 01:13:06,094 You're too late, man. 1625 01:13:06,261 --> 01:13:07,304 Let me talk to Dorothea. 1626 01:13:07,387 --> 01:13:09,598 No, no, no, man. She don't play that. 1627 01:13:09,806 --> 01:13:13,060 These rappers act like... Who let this lunatic in here? 1628 01:13:13,227 --> 01:13:15,145 Listen, you gotta give me another chance. 1629 01:13:15,354 --> 01:13:18,357 This is my band. I decide who plays. 1630 01:13:18,524 --> 01:13:20,234 And if you don't go with me, 1631 01:13:20,317 --> 01:13:22,694 you'll be making the biggest mistake of your career. 1632 01:13:23,278 --> 01:13:25,781 Oh, yeah? Why's that? 1633 01:13:26,240 --> 01:13:29,243 My only purpose on this planet is to play. 1634 01:13:29,409 --> 01:13:32,663 It's what I was meant to do. And nothing's gonna stop me. 1635 01:13:36,750 --> 01:13:39,628 Well, aren't you an arrogant one? 1636 01:13:39,795 --> 01:13:42,714 I guess you really are a jazz player. 1637 01:13:42,881 --> 01:13:45,926 Tell Robert he's out. For now. 1638 01:13:47,094 --> 01:13:48,387 Nice suit. 1639 01:13:58,272 --> 01:14:02,109 Get ready, Joe Gardner, your life is about to start. 1640 01:14:02,693 --> 01:14:05,112 (PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC) 1641 01:14:37,477 --> 01:14:39,479 (PLAYING SLOW JAZZ MUSIC) 1642 01:14:45,485 --> 01:14:47,487 (PLAYING UPBEAT TRILLING NOTES) 1643 01:14:52,910 --> 01:14:54,912 (PLAYING UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC) 1644 01:15:08,342 --> 01:15:10,219 (AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 1645 01:15:19,186 --> 01:15:21,313 Welcome to the quartet, Teach. 1646 01:15:24,107 --> 01:15:25,567 (WHOOPING) 1647 01:15:25,651 --> 01:15:27,528 LIBBA: That's my Joey! 1648 01:15:27,611 --> 01:15:29,446 (CHEERING CONTINUES) 1649 01:15:32,533 --> 01:15:34,326 -What a show! -That last solo was brilliant. 1650 01:15:34,493 --> 01:15:35,494 That was amazing! 1651 01:15:35,661 --> 01:15:36,995 I'm not gonna cover that bridge for you again. 1652 01:15:37,162 --> 01:15:38,747 -Whoo! Later, Mr. G. -Congratulations. 1653 01:15:38,914 --> 01:15:40,624 MELBA: You did great. We love you. 1654 01:15:40,707 --> 01:15:41,750 I'm so proud of you, Joey. 1655 01:15:41,834 --> 01:15:44,211 Gotta get to bed. We old. 1656 01:15:44,294 --> 01:15:45,712 (JOE CHUCKLES) 1657 01:15:46,713 --> 01:15:49,341 You play 100 shows, and one of them is killer. 1658 01:15:49,508 --> 01:15:51,385 You don't get many like tonight. 1659 01:15:51,552 --> 01:15:52,845 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 1660 01:15:53,887 --> 01:15:56,223 So, uh, (CHUCKLES) what happens next? 1661 01:15:56,390 --> 01:15:59,643 We come back tomorrow night and do it all again. 1662 01:16:02,020 --> 01:16:03,438 What's wrong, Teach? 1663 01:16:04,523 --> 01:16:09,820 It's just I've been waiting on this day for my entire life. 1664 01:16:12,406 --> 01:16:14,283 I thought I'd feel different. 1665 01:16:17,202 --> 01:16:19,580 I heard this story about a fish. 1666 01:16:20,289 --> 01:16:22,541 He swims up to this older fish and says, 1667 01:16:22,708 --> 01:16:25,502 "I'm trying to find this thing they call the ocean." 1668 01:16:25,669 --> 01:16:27,754 "The ocean?" says the older fish. 1669 01:16:27,838 --> 01:16:29,298 "That's what you're in right now." 1670 01:16:29,464 --> 01:16:32,676 "This?" says the young fish. "This is water. 1671 01:16:32,843 --> 01:16:35,762 "What I want is the ocean." 1672 01:16:38,682 --> 01:16:40,392 See you tomorrow. 1673 01:16:43,896 --> 01:16:45,731 (CAB DRIVING AWAY) 1674 01:16:53,322 --> 01:16:55,240 -Hey, man. -Sorry. 1675 01:17:12,090 --> 01:17:14,510 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 1676 01:17:38,951 --> 01:17:40,035 (SIGHS) 1677 01:17:41,453 --> 01:17:42,579 (PLAYS NOTE) 1678 01:18:26,456 --> 01:18:28,458 (PLAYING SOFT CHORDS) 1679 01:18:40,012 --> 01:18:41,805 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1680 01:19:22,179 --> 01:19:23,972 (FIREWORKS BURSTING) 1681 01:19:37,694 --> 01:19:39,530 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1682 01:19:45,410 --> 01:19:47,412 (SEAGULLS SQUAWKING) 1683 01:19:52,459 --> 01:19:54,336 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1684 01:20:26,159 --> 01:20:28,078 22: Maybe sky-watching can be my spark. 1685 01:20:28,161 --> 01:20:30,497 Or walking. I'm really good at walking. 1686 01:20:30,664 --> 01:20:32,416 JOE: Those really aren't purposes, 22. 1687 01:20:32,499 --> 01:20:34,251 That's just regular old living. 1688 01:20:35,169 --> 01:20:36,420 (STOPS PLAYING) 1689 01:20:55,189 --> 01:20:57,191 (PLAYING MELODIOUS TRILLING NOTES) 1690 01:21:20,964 --> 01:21:22,508 -MOONWIND: Joe? -JOE: Huh? 1691 01:21:23,342 --> 01:21:24,426 MOONWIND: Joe! 1692 01:21:24,593 --> 01:21:27,054 Good heavens, man. What are you doing in the zone? 1693 01:21:27,221 --> 01:21:30,682 Moonwind. I messed up. I need to find 22. 1694 01:21:30,849 --> 01:21:34,144 I'm afraid she's become a lost soul. 1695 01:21:34,311 --> 01:21:35,854 -What? -I'll explain on the way. 1696 01:21:38,815 --> 01:21:40,317 When neither of you returned to The Half Note, 1697 01:21:40,484 --> 01:21:41,944 I suspected something had gone wrong. 1698 01:21:42,110 --> 01:21:46,073 I came back here, and that's when I spotted her. 1699 01:21:46,156 --> 01:21:47,366 (IMPERCEPTIBLE) 1700 01:21:48,700 --> 01:21:52,621 Lost souls are obsessed by something that disconnects them from life. 1701 01:21:52,788 --> 01:21:56,041 And now that 22 has technically lived, she's become one of them. 1702 01:21:56,208 --> 01:21:57,668 -There! -Good show. 1703 01:21:57,751 --> 01:21:59,795 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1704 01:22:04,591 --> 01:22:05,592 22! 1705 01:22:06,885 --> 01:22:07,970 (SNARLS) 1706 01:22:08,637 --> 01:22:10,430 -Ready the net. -I'm on it. 1707 01:22:22,734 --> 01:22:23,861 MOONWIND: She's got us! 1708 01:22:23,944 --> 01:22:25,070 (RUMBLING) 1709 01:22:27,281 --> 01:22:28,282 JOE: Moonwind! 1710 01:22:28,365 --> 01:22:29,992 MOONWIND: A captain always goes down with the ship. 1711 01:22:30,158 --> 01:22:31,326 It has been a... 1712 01:22:36,164 --> 01:22:37,165 (SNARLS) 1713 01:22:37,249 --> 01:22:38,250 22! 1714 01:22:39,710 --> 01:22:41,837 Come back, 22. It's me, Joe. 1715 01:22:44,131 --> 01:22:45,340 Easy, 22, easy. 1716 01:22:45,507 --> 01:22:48,635 I just came back to give you this. 1717 01:22:48,719 --> 01:22:50,304 (SNARLING) 1718 01:22:51,013 --> 01:22:52,014 Easy. 1719 01:22:53,682 --> 01:22:55,684 22, listen. Come back! 1720 01:22:59,313 --> 01:23:01,982 And for correcting our absent-minded mistakes 1721 01:23:02,065 --> 01:23:03,150 and setting the count right, 1722 01:23:03,317 --> 01:23:07,446 we are awarding you, Terry, this trophy. As you requested. 1723 01:23:08,906 --> 01:23:12,284 I am happy to accept this very special award I requested, 1724 01:23:12,451 --> 01:23:15,078 but that I absolutely deserve. 1725 01:23:15,329 --> 01:23:17,581 -(22 SNARLING) -(ALL EXCLAIM) 1726 01:23:18,123 --> 01:23:19,166 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Joe Gardner? 1727 01:23:19,249 --> 01:23:20,250 And I'll just take that back. 1728 01:23:20,417 --> 01:23:21,418 Hey. 1729 01:23:23,045 --> 01:23:26,340 Oi, noob! You're not where you belong. 1730 01:23:27,257 --> 01:23:29,426 -(22 HISSING) -(TERRY YELPING) 1731 01:23:29,510 --> 01:23:31,053 (NEW SOULS EXCLAIM) 1732 01:23:31,136 --> 01:23:32,763 COUNSELOR JERRY: Uh... (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 1733 01:23:32,846 --> 01:23:34,640 22, stop. I have something to tell you. 1734 01:23:36,517 --> 01:23:39,144 (GRUNTING) Stop that. No. 1735 01:23:39,228 --> 01:23:41,063 (NEW SOULS LAUGHING) 1736 01:23:41,772 --> 01:23:43,148 22! 1737 01:23:44,149 --> 01:23:45,526 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Whoa, watch out! 1738 01:23:45,692 --> 01:23:46,860 COUNSELOR JERRY D: Take it easy. 1739 01:23:46,944 --> 01:23:47,986 -There, there. -There's no need to be afraid. 1740 01:23:48,195 --> 01:23:50,322 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Don't worry. Calm down. 1741 01:23:50,489 --> 01:23:52,407 You have to stop running. Please. 1742 01:23:52,574 --> 01:23:53,909 JOE: 22, stop. 1743 01:23:54,159 --> 01:23:55,410 22, I was wrong. 1744 01:23:56,620 --> 01:24:00,415 Please, will you listen? You are ready to live, 22. 1745 01:24:02,876 --> 01:24:03,877 (22 ROARS) 1746 01:24:05,462 --> 01:24:07,881 -(WIND WHISTLING) -(22 CRYING) 1747 01:24:13,428 --> 01:24:15,389 I'm not good enough. Nope. No. 1748 01:24:15,639 --> 01:24:16,974 Nothing. I just need to fill out that last box. 1749 01:24:17,057 --> 01:24:18,058 JOE: 22! 1750 01:24:19,142 --> 01:24:20,269 (IN 22'S VOICE) You're dishonest. 1751 01:24:20,352 --> 01:24:21,770 All you make are bad decisions. 1752 01:24:21,937 --> 01:24:23,856 You are unwise and you won't make it in the world. 1753 01:24:23,939 --> 01:24:24,982 You're so selfish. 1754 01:24:25,065 --> 01:24:26,108 No one would ever want to be around you. 1755 01:24:26,191 --> 01:24:27,317 Loser. 1756 01:24:27,484 --> 01:24:29,653 Oh, the world needs remarkable people 1757 01:24:29,820 --> 01:24:32,739 and you are the least remarkable soul I've ever met. 1758 01:24:33,031 --> 01:24:34,867 You'll never find your spark. 1759 01:24:35,033 --> 01:24:36,034 Imbecile. 1760 01:24:36,201 --> 01:24:37,744 -I cannot help you. -(VOICES OVERLAPPING) 1761 01:24:37,828 --> 01:24:38,871 22! 1762 01:24:39,037 --> 01:24:40,622 22: I just need to fill out that last box. 1763 01:24:40,789 --> 01:24:41,915 I'm not good enough at all. 1764 01:24:42,207 --> 01:24:43,959 You will never find your spark. 1765 01:24:44,042 --> 01:24:45,419 There's no point. 1766 01:24:46,420 --> 01:24:48,046 (IN 22'S VOICE) Those aren't purposes, you idiot. 1767 01:24:48,130 --> 01:24:49,715 That's just regular old living. 1768 01:24:49,882 --> 01:24:51,341 This is a waste of time. 1769 01:24:51,508 --> 01:24:53,927 You only got that badge because you were in my body. 1770 01:24:54,094 --> 01:24:55,929 That's why you ruin everything. 1771 01:24:56,096 --> 01:24:58,765 Because you have no purpose. 1772 01:24:58,849 --> 01:25:00,058 (JOE SHOUTS) 1773 01:25:02,186 --> 01:25:03,478 (JOE GRUNTING) 1774 01:25:04,271 --> 01:25:06,523 (GASPS) No, no, no. 1775 01:25:09,902 --> 01:25:10,986 (GASPS) 1776 01:25:15,949 --> 01:25:17,409 (IN JOE'S VOICE) There's no point. 1777 01:25:17,576 --> 01:25:19,286 (IN 22'S VOICE) You'll never find your spark. 1778 01:25:19,995 --> 01:25:23,582 (ECHOING) Because you have no purpose! 1779 01:25:30,923 --> 01:25:33,342 -(MUFFLED OVERLAPPING VOICES) -I'm not good. Nope. 1780 01:25:33,550 --> 01:25:36,762 Nothing. I just need to fill out that last box. I give up. 1781 01:25:48,398 --> 01:25:49,441 JOE: (AS MR. MITTENS) You ready? 1782 01:25:49,525 --> 01:25:50,526 Huh? 1783 01:25:51,026 --> 01:25:52,319 To come live. 1784 01:25:54,863 --> 01:25:56,114 I'm scared, Joe. 1785 01:25:57,366 --> 01:25:58,659 I'm not good enough. 1786 01:25:59,743 --> 01:26:02,412 Anyway, I never got my spark. 1787 01:26:02,788 --> 01:26:04,081 Yes, you did. 1788 01:26:10,629 --> 01:26:13,090 JOE: Your spark isn't your purpose. 1789 01:26:13,257 --> 01:26:16,927 That last box fills in when you're ready to come live. 1790 01:26:18,679 --> 01:26:19,888 And, the thing is 1791 01:26:20,973 --> 01:26:23,350 you're pretty great at jazzing. 1792 01:26:25,102 --> 01:26:27,104 (SOFT ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING) 1793 01:26:52,963 --> 01:26:53,964 But, Joe, 1794 01:26:54,673 --> 01:26:56,049 this means you won't get to... 1795 01:26:56,216 --> 01:26:59,094 It's okay. I already did. 1796 01:26:59,261 --> 01:27:01,013 Now it's your turn. 1797 01:27:03,515 --> 01:27:04,600 (GRUNTS) 1798 01:27:05,184 --> 01:27:06,268 (WHIMPERS) 1799 01:27:07,269 --> 01:27:08,395 I'll go with you. 1800 01:27:08,896 --> 01:27:10,272 You know you can't do that. 1801 01:27:10,772 --> 01:27:13,692 I know. But I'll go as far as I can. 1802 01:27:25,495 --> 01:27:27,497 (SOFT TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING) 1803 01:27:28,498 --> 01:27:30,501 Hey! Take a look! 1804 01:27:34,588 --> 01:27:35,714 (GASPS) 1805 01:27:39,176 --> 01:27:40,427 Wow! 1806 01:27:41,303 --> 01:27:43,889 (GIGGLES, WHOOPS) 1807 01:27:46,767 --> 01:27:48,810 (LAUGHING) 1808 01:27:48,894 --> 01:27:51,563 (WHOOPING) 1809 01:27:57,361 --> 01:27:59,238 (EARTH PASS BEEPING SOFTLY) 1810 01:28:08,830 --> 01:28:10,332 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1811 01:28:28,350 --> 01:28:29,768 (MUSIC FADES) 1812 01:28:53,083 --> 01:28:54,334 COUNSELOR JERRY A: Mr. Gardner? 1813 01:28:55,878 --> 01:28:56,879 JOE: Yes? 1814 01:28:56,962 --> 01:28:58,172 Do you have a moment? 1815 01:28:59,339 --> 01:29:02,843 I think I'm speaking for all the Jerrys when I say thank you. 1816 01:29:03,260 --> 01:29:04,261 For what? 1817 01:29:04,428 --> 01:29:06,221 We're in the business of inspiration, Joe, 1818 01:29:06,305 --> 01:29:09,016 but it's not often we find ourselves inspired. 1819 01:29:09,474 --> 01:29:10,976 Huh. Really? 1820 01:29:11,143 --> 01:29:14,688 So, we all decided to give you another chance. 1821 01:29:18,150 --> 01:29:19,318 (COUNSELOR JERRY A CHUCKLES) 1822 01:29:19,401 --> 01:29:22,321 Hopefully, you will watch where you walk from now on. 1823 01:29:23,030 --> 01:29:24,990 But what about Terry? 1824 01:29:25,157 --> 01:29:26,658 We worked it out with Terry. 1825 01:29:26,742 --> 01:29:28,368 (CLICKING) 1826 01:29:29,411 --> 01:29:30,579 Mm. That's weird. 1827 01:29:30,662 --> 01:29:31,788 Hey, Terry, what's that over there? 1828 01:29:31,872 --> 01:29:32,915 Look immediately. 1829 01:29:32,998 --> 01:29:33,999 What? What are you talking about? 1830 01:29:34,082 --> 01:29:36,043 -Oh, nothing. You were saying? -Hmm? 1831 01:29:36,210 --> 01:29:37,961 Were you even talking? I can't remember. 1832 01:29:38,128 --> 01:29:39,254 Never mind. 1833 01:29:40,839 --> 01:29:41,840 Well? 1834 01:29:48,347 --> 01:29:49,598 Thanks. 1835 01:29:49,681 --> 01:29:51,808 So what do you think you'll do? 1836 01:29:52,017 --> 01:29:53,560 How are you gonna spend your life? 1837 01:29:54,186 --> 01:29:55,771 I'm not sure. 1838 01:29:59,024 --> 01:30:00,567 JOE: But I do know... 1839 01:30:04,905 --> 01:30:07,699 I'm going to live every minute of it. 1840 01:30:07,783 --> 01:30:10,619 (BREATHES DEEPLY) 1841 01:30:26,176 --> 01:30:28,595 (MELODIOUS TRILLING PIANO NOTES PLAYING) 1842 01:30:37,104 --> 01:30:38,939 (SONG PLAYING) 1843 01:38:55,352 --> 01:38:56,603 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYS) 1844 01:38:56,687 --> 01:38:58,272 (RAPPING) ♪ Rappin Ced is the name 1845 01:38:58,355 --> 01:39:00,274 ♪ And you should get it right 1846 01:39:00,357 --> 01:39:03,986 ♪ Blowin' up on the scene like Dynomite 1847 01:39:04,069 --> 01:39:07,865 ♪ Joey G on the keys KP and Tommy with me 1848 01:39:07,948 --> 01:39:09,491 ♪ How much you wanna bet? 1849 01:39:09,575 --> 01:39:11,326 ♪ We can take the whole city 1850 01:39:11,410 --> 01:39:13,245 ♪ You see us stylin' from the island 1851 01:39:13,328 --> 01:39:14,872 ♪ All the way to BK 1852 01:39:14,955 --> 01:39:18,500 ♪ Boogie down made the sound But we took it away 1853 01:39:18,584 --> 01:39:22,254 ♪ I go to Harlem it's no problems If you know what I mean 1854 01:39:22,337 --> 01:39:26,133 ♪ Now everybody bow down to The Kings of Queens ♪ 1855 01:39:26,216 --> 01:39:27,551 (GRUNTING) 1856 01:40:26,068 --> 01:40:28,028 Hey! Movie's over. 1857 01:40:28,195 --> 01:40:29,571 Go home!