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So, it says here
that you were manager
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of the Rusty Scupper
Restaurant for five years.
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Hmm?
Then, a bank teller
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at Bank of Oakland
between 2014 to 2016?
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Oh! And you were
employee of the month.
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What's that trophy
in the bag there?
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Oh! Oakland High
Moot Court Champion.
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I'm a salesman
at heart.
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That is intriguing.
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Mainly... because I was
the branch manager
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at the Bank of Oakland
between 2014 and 2016.
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And you, Mr. Green, you
never fucking worked there.
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And the number that you gave to
The Rusty Scupper Restaurant?
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Is that your friend
Salvador's number?
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The same Salvador
who applied for this job?
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I didn't know
he applied here, too.
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Might have been helpful
if his outgoing message
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didn't say,
"It's Sal, bitches."
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This trophy and that
plaque, did you steal 'em?
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No, uh, I...
made them.
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Well, I had them... made.
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Listen, I just really,
really need a job.
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Okay, Cassius Green, listen up, okay?
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This is telemarketing.
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We're not mappin'
the fuckin' human genome here.
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I don't care if you have
experience for this.
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I'll hire
damn near anyone.
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You know what this
bootleg trophy tells me?
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Tells me the only thing
I need to know.
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You have initiative
and you can read.
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You will call as many contacts
as you can during your shift,
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you will read the script
that we give you,
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and you will show up
tomorrow happy.
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Hmm?
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Thank you. Uh, thank you
so much, Mr. Anderson.
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Ah, one more thing,
Cassius... "Stuss."
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"Stuss"?
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S.T.T.S.
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Stick to the Script.
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Stick to the script. Stick to the script.
You got it.
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Thank you so much.
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Troit!
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Troit!
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Troit!
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You ever think about dying?
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Yeah, I'm alive.
Sometimes.
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No, I don't mean
like right now,
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in a freak accident
or something.
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I mean...
when we're old, like 90.
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I think about it
all the time.
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Like, what will
I have done that matters?
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I just want to make sure
that when I die
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I'll be surrounded
by people who love me
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and who I love back.
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But what about when they die?
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What do you mean?
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I mean, like at some
point we're gonna die.
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Our kids are gonna die.
Our kids' kids are gonna die.
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And at some point, no one
on Earth will have existed.
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And at... at some point...
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the sun will explode
and everyone will have died.
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And no one will know
what I'm doing,
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and what I'm doing right now
won't even matter.
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Baby, baby it will
always matter, okay?
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Because it matters now.
This moment, these moments.
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When I kiss you...
it's not for posterity's sake.
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Yeah, but... okay,
you got your calling.
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Your art means
something, right?
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But I'm just
out here surviving;
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spinning around
on the endless circle.
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- Ah, you missed your cue.
- That's disgusting.
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I said, "When I kiss you,
it's not for posterity's sake."
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- Yeah, but...
- Mmm!
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Oh, God!
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- Get a room!
- I got a room, muthafucka!
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I thought you said
you fixed that!
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My landlord was supposed to fix it.
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I gotta move.
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- Mmm!
- I like that.
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I have to go
to work anyway.
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- Don't you start work today?
- Yeah.
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They said they hire anybody if
you're looking for a second job.
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You could try part-time.
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Everyone is talking
about the Worryfree solution!
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Worryfree is
a revolutionary new business
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and lifestyle model
taking the world by storm!
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Baby, how much
are they paying you?
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When you sign a
Worryfree contract,
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you're guaranteed employment
and housing for life!
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Stop worrying
and get Worryfree!
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The Worryfree living quarters
are state of the art,
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the Worryfree food
is to die for,
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and Worryfree careers are
fulfilling and satisfying!
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Cash, baby,
what are they paying you?
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Uh, I think
it's just commission.
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Hey, baby...
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you ever think
about this Worryfree shit?
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Are you crazy?
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What, working
on commission?
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Nice earrings.
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Hey, Cash!
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I got overdue
house notes, dude.
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How much longer I got
to wait for my money?
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Look, Serge,
I just got a new job
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and I'll have some money
for you soon.
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Damn it, you four
months late now.
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It's like "soon" is the only
fuckin' word I hear from you.
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Okay, I'm four
months late, but...
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Check this out. Damn.
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God made this land
for all of us,
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and greedy people like you want to
hog it to yourself and your family
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and charge all the rest of
us for the right to live.
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- Me and my family?
- Yeah.
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Cassius,
I'm your fucking uncle.
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The bank might
take my fucking house.
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Four fucking months.
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I gave you
that car you're driving.
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- That's a damn bucket.
- Oh yeah?
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Give it back then! No?
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That's what I thought.
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I need my money
in two weeks, asshole.
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Hey.
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Forty on two.
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What's up, man!
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Millions of dollars
went into these walls
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just to... make sure
that thousands of calls
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can go out and in
at the same time
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without jamming
the lines.
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Log in here.
Grab a seat.
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Come on.
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You studied the script?
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- Yeah.
- Look, clock in,
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don't be lazy,
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and I won't have
to be an asshole.
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Make a sale, this light goes on.
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You do real good,
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eventually you might even be
able to be a Power Caller.
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- A Power Caller?
- Where the callers are ballers.
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Where they make
the real money.
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They even have
their own elevator.
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Oh yeah, I saw that.
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Stick to the script.
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What the fuck?
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- Hello.
- Hey, Mr. Davidson.
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Cassius Green here.
Sorry to bo...
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Another one!
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Hello?
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Uh, this is Cassius Green.
Sorry to bother you.
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I just wanted to mention
something else about
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an encyc...
inside an encyclopedia.
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Hello?
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- Hi, Mrs. Costello.
- Yes.
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This is Cassius Green.
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I know that you've enjoyed our,
uh, series on birdwatching,
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so I wanted to call
and... and help you out.
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I'm sorry, young man,
we don't have any money.
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My husband's
in the hospital.
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He's 73.
He's got stage 4 cancer.
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Umm...
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it's...
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Oh, it's interesting that
you say that, Mrs. Costello,
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because book number five
in the Insight series
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is all about wellness, how to
stay healthy... on your own
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without even going
to the doctor, so... so...
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Damn it.
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Really? You gonna stuff all those
French fries in your mouth?
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I feel incompetent and like
an asshole doing this job.
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I don't feel
any different.
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Hey.
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That's that the dude
from that show.
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- Hey! Hey!
- Oh shit!
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That's fucking cool.
I hate that show.
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But I never noticed
that, uh, room.
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What... what is that?
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The VIP room.
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What the hell is a place like
this doing with a VIP room?
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I used to be in there
all the time.
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Well, what qualifies
a person to be VIP?
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Well, you need
the password.
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And this week
it's "upscale elegance."
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Actually, every week is
"upscale elegance."
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- I'm goin'.
- Where the fuck you going?
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Yeah!
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Fuck!
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Ah!
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That's some baller shit.
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Hey! Mr., uh, D. Imits,
Cassius Green here.
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Sorry to bother you. I just...
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Hey, youngblood.
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- What up?
- Lemme give you a tip.
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Use your white voice.
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- My white voice?
- Yeah.
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Man, I ain't got
no white voice.
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Oh, come on, you know
what I mean, youngblood.
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You have a white voice in
there, you can use it.
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It's like when you get
pulled over by the police.
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Oh, no. I just use my regular
voice when that happens.
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I just say, "Back the fuck up off
the car and don't nobody get hurt!"
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All right, man, I'm just
trying to give you some game.
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You wanna make
some money here?
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Then read the script
with a white voice.
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Well, people say I talk
with a white voice anyway,
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so why it ain't
helping me out?
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Well, you don't talk
white enough.
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00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:04,225
I'm not talkin'
bout Will Smith white.
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00:14:04,227 --> 00:14:05,826
That ain't white,
that's just proper.
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00:14:05,828 --> 00:14:07,964
- Mm-hmm.
- I'm talking about the real deal.
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00:14:08,933 --> 00:14:10,398
Okay, so like...
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00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:13,200
"Hello, Mr. Everet.
Cassius Green here.
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- Sorry to bother you"...
- Nah, man. Look, you got it wrong.
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00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:19,907
I'm not talking about sounding all nasal.
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It's, like, sounding like
you don't have a care.
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Got your bills paid.
You're happy about your future.
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00:14:25,650 --> 00:14:28,985
You about ready to jump
in your Ferrari out there
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after you get off this call.
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00:14:30,520 --> 00:14:33,355
Put some
real breath in there.
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Breezy like... "I don't
really need this money."
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You've never been fired.
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Only laid off.
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00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:45,302
It's not really
a white voice.
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It's what they wish
they sounded like.
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00:14:47,605 --> 00:14:52,842
So, it's like what they think
they're supposed to sound like.
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Like this, youngblood.
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Hey! Mr. Kramer!
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This is Langston
from Regalview.
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I didn't catch you
at the wrong time, did I?
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If you're ever
gonna be a Power Caller,
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you gotta know when to
bag ‘em and when to tag ‘em.
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00:15:10,096 --> 00:15:14,299
- Yeah?
- Hey. Um, what's baggin' and what's taggin'?
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Bagging is when
you drop the call.
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Like a dead body
into a bag,
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you drop that shit
'cause it crossed the line.
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Tagging is when
you claim that money.
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It's a sale.
Cha-ching!
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Like when they put the tag on the
body at the morgue to identify it.
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That's mine.
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Maybe you already bagged
that dead body, right?
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And you're just about
to walk away, skip town,
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lay low for a little while.
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But instead, you drag
that heavy fucker
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on out into the alley
and... then you tag it!
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Okay. Uh, I... I just...
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00:15:50,336 --> 00:15:54,372
I feel like these metaphors have not
been cleared for this pep rally.
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- Ah, okay. Diana?
- Oh! Yes.
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Uh... hi. I'm new,
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00:16:01,949 --> 00:16:04,851
so forgive me for not knowing
everyone's name yet.
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My name is Diana...
248
00:16:08,289 --> 00:16:10,525
Dee-bo-sher-ree.
249
00:16:11,794 --> 00:16:14,127
- That looks like "debauchery."
- Well, it's not.
250
00:16:14,129 --> 00:16:16,662
Uh, I am your
new Team Leader!
251
00:16:16,664 --> 00:16:18,197
And I know you're
looking at me going,
252
00:16:18,199 --> 00:16:19,865
"Is she a manager?
I'm scared." Okay.
253
00:16:19,867 --> 00:16:22,469
"She's going to treat me like a
system of motorized appendages!"
254
00:16:22,471 --> 00:16:24,572
No, that stops here,
that stops right now.
255
00:16:24,574 --> 00:16:26,307
You are not employees to me.
256
00:16:26,309 --> 00:16:29,309
You are Team Members! We're a family now.
You know what that means?
257
00:16:29,311 --> 00:16:32,280
It means I lean on you, you lean on me.
There's a synergy.
258
00:16:33,049 --> 00:16:35,115
And you can feel that energy.
I know that you can.
259
00:16:35,117 --> 00:16:37,518
People are starting to get
emotional, and I love that.
260
00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,456
Does that mean
we get paid more?
261
00:16:41,324 --> 00:16:44,293
"No." Okay, but what
is capital? Right?
262
00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,761
I would argue that social
currency now is more important,
263
00:16:46,763 --> 00:16:49,130
and don't take it from me,
take it from the news.
264
00:16:49,132 --> 00:16:52,601
Take it from media, all kinds of
media: digital, paper, otherwise.
265
00:16:52,603 --> 00:16:54,334
Media is changing,
so is capital.
266
00:16:54,336 --> 00:16:56,804
Get with it. I don't want to
scare you, but it's a new world.
267
00:16:56,806 --> 00:16:59,207
Okay, Team Members.
Let's, uh...
268
00:16:59,209 --> 00:17:01,610
thank you very much, and
let's all get back to work.
269
00:17:01,612 --> 00:17:05,347
Remember! Hit your contacts!
Up the ante!
270
00:17:05,349 --> 00:17:07,616
Work the grid! And...
271
00:17:07,618 --> 00:17:10,286
- Stick to the Script.
- That's right.
272
00:17:10,288 --> 00:17:13,155
Any one of you can turn
Power Caller
273
00:17:13,157 --> 00:17:15,561
and be rollin' in dough!
274
00:17:21,032 --> 00:17:22,801
Oh, excuse me.
275
00:17:26,169 --> 00:17:28,239
Ah. Okay.
276
00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:33,846
Nothing in this office is free,
man, you gotta put money in there.
277
00:17:35,113 --> 00:17:36,647
Oh, re... really?
278
00:17:36,649 --> 00:17:38,048
It's okay, you're not missing out.
It tastes like shit.
279
00:17:38,050 --> 00:17:40,119
Fuck. I thought
I could get lucky, asshole.
280
00:17:40,954 --> 00:17:44,023
I was just giving you shit, man.
I'm... I'm Squeeze.
281
00:17:44,756 --> 00:17:46,323
I've seen you around
for a couple weeks.
282
00:17:46,325 --> 00:17:47,925
It was a good question
in there.
283
00:17:47,927 --> 00:17:50,996
Cassius.
People call me Cash.
284
00:17:51,731 --> 00:17:53,633
It was a really good
question in there, man.
285
00:17:54,699 --> 00:17:56,667
- What, about us getting paid?
- Yeah.
286
00:17:56,669 --> 00:17:58,636
I mean, I just think
it's kind of silly
287
00:17:58,638 --> 00:18:00,405
that we have
to be all excited.
288
00:18:00,407 --> 00:18:01,973
- I know, right?
- It's bullshit.
289
00:18:01,975 --> 00:18:04,708
Exactly. I mean, you just cut
straight to the chase, man.
290
00:18:04,710 --> 00:18:06,378
That's awesome.
291
00:18:06,380 --> 00:18:09,247
A player gotta mob up
with us for some scrill and bennies.
292
00:18:09,249 --> 00:18:10,950
Well, what the fuck
does that mean?
293
00:18:12,752 --> 00:18:15,820
Uh, there's
a bunch of us
294
00:18:15,822 --> 00:18:19,724
that are organizing
to get us paid more.
295
00:18:19,726 --> 00:18:21,226
Get some benefits.
296
00:18:21,228 --> 00:18:24,565
We could really use your
energy to jump things off.
297
00:18:25,432 --> 00:18:28,033
Yeah, look, I gotta
get back to work, man.
298
00:18:28,035 --> 00:18:30,770
Hey, man, look, I'm sorry
I got you like this,
299
00:18:30,772 --> 00:18:33,072
but obviously
we can't talk here.
300
00:18:33,074 --> 00:18:36,574
So, grab a drink later.
It's on me.
301
00:18:52,228 --> 00:18:53,560
Hey, lady, how much?
302
00:18:55,831 --> 00:18:57,229
- Okay.
- So, we good?
303
00:18:57,231 --> 00:18:58,867
- Yeah.
- Alright.
304
00:19:02,336 --> 00:19:04,105
- Hey.
- What up?
305
00:19:05,006 --> 00:19:06,907
- Who are you?
- That's Squeeze.
306
00:19:06,909 --> 00:19:09,243
- Squeeze.
- He works with us at Regalview.
307
00:19:09,245 --> 00:19:10,478
Squeeze, Detroit.
308
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,813
- Detroit? That's cool.
- Yeah.
309
00:19:12,815 --> 00:19:15,083
My parents wanted me to have
an American name.
310
00:19:15,085 --> 00:19:16,484
Nice!
311
00:19:16,486 --> 00:19:19,586
And Detroit is a brilliant
visual and performance artist...
312
00:19:19,588 --> 00:19:21,022
No, my art is
not twirling signs.
313
00:19:21,024 --> 00:19:22,890
...who's about to open
her first show.
314
00:19:22,892 --> 00:19:26,727
Okay, "Mr. Embarrassing Intro Guy."
315
00:19:26,729 --> 00:19:29,130
Squeeze, in high school,
Cash was...
316
00:19:29,132 --> 00:19:30,698
Shit!
317
00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:32,700
Stuck... brake.
318
00:19:34,872 --> 00:19:37,738
Why do you always talk about
what I did in high school?
319
00:19:37,740 --> 00:19:41,910
I mean, like, look at our
high school football team.
320
00:19:41,912 --> 00:19:43,245
Literally. Look at 'em.
321
00:19:43,247 --> 00:19:46,215
All they do is work at the
home furniture store
322
00:19:46,217 --> 00:19:47,950
and play football all day.
323
00:19:47,952 --> 00:19:50,050
It's, like, they're stuck
or something.
324
00:19:50,052 --> 00:19:53,390
Man, what the hell you talkin' bout?
I mean, they're friends.
325
00:19:54,558 --> 00:19:58,097
Baby, can you please not talk
about the sun exploding tonight?
326
00:19:59,129 --> 00:20:00,198
Okay.
327
00:20:04,368 --> 00:20:07,202
Yeah, but you know,
I... I just... at the end of the day
328
00:20:07,204 --> 00:20:09,873
I just don't want to be
stuck in their position.
329
00:20:09,875 --> 00:20:11,574
Ah, shit.
330
00:20:11,576 --> 00:20:13,809
D, wiper duty, please.
331
00:20:13,811 --> 00:20:16,480
Come on, man.
I never get wiper duty.
332
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:18,914
You can wipe my ass, Sal.
333
00:20:18,916 --> 00:20:21,318
Oh, really? With what?
My tongue?
334
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:23,988
Well, shit, it might make your
breath smell a little bit better.
335
00:20:38,671 --> 00:20:40,971
Keeping turning, Troit.
Turn.
336
00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,406
...the fourth day of violent protests
337
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:44,876
at Worryfree headquarters.
338
00:20:44,878 --> 00:20:47,011
Protesters say
Worryfree's method
339
00:20:47,013 --> 00:20:48,847
of lifetime
labor contracts
340
00:20:48,849 --> 00:20:50,815
is a new form
of slavery.
341
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,084
Worryfree CEO Steve Lift
342
00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:55,287
was interviewed
on Oprah today.
343
00:20:55,289 --> 00:20:57,556
No. Conclusively no.
344
00:20:57,558 --> 00:20:59,524
Our workers
do not sign contracts
345
00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:00,858
under threats
of physical violence
346
00:21:00,860 --> 00:21:02,661
so, therefore,
the comparison to slavery
347
00:21:02,663 --> 00:21:05,497
is just ludicrous
and offensive.
348
00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:08,300
We're transforming
life itself.
349
00:21:08,302 --> 00:21:09,668
We're saving the economy.
350
00:21:09,670 --> 00:21:11,472
I mean, we're...
we're saving lives.
351
00:21:12,340 --> 00:21:14,373
It's all highlighted in my book.
I lay out the whole thing.
352
00:21:14,375 --> 00:21:16,509
Many of the violent protesters
353
00:21:16,511 --> 00:21:18,243
are part
of the "Left Eye Faction"
354
00:21:18,245 --> 00:21:21,347
and are identifiable by the black
mark under their left eye.
355
00:21:21,349 --> 00:21:23,383
There's no employment
for many people.
356
00:21:23,385 --> 00:21:26,418
Even sweat shops have been replaced
by Worryfree LiveWork Centers.
357
00:21:26,420 --> 00:21:27,787
These places are prisons,
358
00:21:27,789 --> 00:21:29,421
and we're packed
in there like sardines,
359
00:21:29,423 --> 00:21:32,225
fed cheap slop, and worked
to the bone 14 hours a day.
360
00:21:32,227 --> 00:21:35,428
I Got the
Shit Kicked Out of Me!
361
00:21:38,900 --> 00:21:41,201
All I'm saying is if
you don't cook the spaghetti
362
00:21:41,203 --> 00:21:43,870
in the sauce with the
cheese in it first,
363
00:21:43,872 --> 00:21:47,339
- that's some white shit.
- That's some bullshit man.
364
00:21:47,341 --> 00:21:49,976
You don't get to decide what's
black and what's white.
365
00:21:49,978 --> 00:21:52,478
Well, that-that... but that's
how black folks do it, man.
366
00:21:52,480 --> 00:21:55,349
- No, nigga, I'm black.
- We talked about that, man.
367
00:21:55,351 --> 00:21:57,251
You kind of black,
you Lionel-Richie black.
368
00:21:57,253 --> 00:22:00,088
Look, I... I make my noodles,
369
00:22:00,090 --> 00:22:02,290
then I put the sauce on,
then... look it,
370
00:22:02,292 --> 00:22:04,024
then I put a little,
uh, Parmesan...
371
00:22:04,026 --> 00:22:05,559
it doesn't even
fucking matter, alright,
372
00:22:05,561 --> 00:22:06,994
'cause pasta
is from Italy.
373
00:22:06,996 --> 00:22:08,161
Italians ain't white!
374
00:22:08,163 --> 00:22:09,731
- Yes, they are, bro.
- Yes, they are!
375
00:22:09,733 --> 00:22:11,498
Since the fuck when?
376
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:13,767
Since the last
60 years, man.
377
00:22:13,769 --> 00:22:15,035
Spaghetti is Chinese.
378
00:22:15,037 --> 00:22:18,071
Speaking of white,
I'm gonna make a toast.
379
00:22:18,073 --> 00:22:19,543
- Come on.
- A'ight.
380
00:22:20,577 --> 00:22:21,879
Okay.
381
00:22:25,282 --> 00:22:28,050
To my esteemed
Regalview associates
382
00:22:28,052 --> 00:22:30,753
whom I revere
with great fervor...
383
00:22:30,755 --> 00:22:32,353
What?
384
00:22:32,355 --> 00:22:36,260
...and to my alluring and
phenomenally talented fiancée...
385
00:22:38,261 --> 00:22:40,595
I'd like to dedicate
this imbibing
386
00:22:40,597 --> 00:22:42,331
of intoxicating elixirs.
387
00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:45,435
Here's to becoming
a Power Caller!
388
00:22:53,644 --> 00:22:55,144
Cassius,
how'd you do that?
389
00:22:55,146 --> 00:22:57,781
Old man at the jobby-job.
390
00:22:57,783 --> 00:22:58,948
It's called the white voice.
391
00:22:58,950 --> 00:23:00,883
I guess I'm...
a natural at it.
392
00:23:00,885 --> 00:23:03,085
That was all some
puppet-master voodoo shit!
393
00:23:03,087 --> 00:23:04,554
Dude, you sounded
overdubbed.
394
00:23:04,556 --> 00:23:07,290
Man, your white voice, man,
it's fucking scary.
395
00:23:07,292 --> 00:23:09,192
Yeah, I've never seen
that shit before.
396
00:23:09,194 --> 00:23:12,630
But I have heard about that Power
Caller shit that you're talking about.
397
00:23:12,632 --> 00:23:13,664
That's a scam.
398
00:23:13,666 --> 00:23:15,268
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
399
00:23:16,068 --> 00:23:17,735
"If you work
hard enough as a fry cook,
400
00:23:17,737 --> 00:23:19,902
maybe you can become
a manager!"
401
00:23:19,904 --> 00:23:23,372
Or... or "If you twirl
that sign really well,
402
00:23:23,374 --> 00:23:27,111
then maybe you can twirl a larger
sign on a more glamorous corner."
403
00:23:27,113 --> 00:23:29,045
No, I already have
the best corner,
404
00:23:29,047 --> 00:23:32,049
and the biggest sign,
and the best word. "Off."
405
00:23:32,051 --> 00:23:33,785
It is the anchor to the slogan.
406
00:23:33,787 --> 00:23:35,586
- So...
- So, what's the point then?
407
00:23:35,588 --> 00:23:39,123
What you think, I'm just supposed
to work, eat, fuck, sleep?
408
00:23:39,125 --> 00:23:42,462
No, I'm... I'm not saying that.
I'm saying what we need...
409
00:23:44,597 --> 00:23:46,632
We need a union
at Regalview.
410
00:23:46,634 --> 00:23:48,200
That way,
we all get paid.
411
00:23:48,202 --> 00:23:51,902
Okay. Okay. Well said, broham.
412
00:23:51,904 --> 00:23:53,607
I'm down.
413
00:23:59,713 --> 00:24:01,646
- Hey, Cassius.
- Hey, Serg.
414
00:24:01,648 --> 00:24:04,884
Uh, look, I get paid Friday, so
I'll have half your money by then.
415
00:24:04,886 --> 00:24:06,318
Even if you had
all the money,
416
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,520
your little four month's
rent wouldn't help me.
417
00:24:08,522 --> 00:24:09,922
I owe too much.
418
00:24:09,924 --> 00:24:11,724
If I don't come up
with a boatload of money
419
00:24:11,726 --> 00:24:13,394
by next month...
which I won't...
420
00:24:14,162 --> 00:24:16,028
the bank is
taking my shit.
421
00:24:16,030 --> 00:24:17,933
You should find
a new place.
422
00:24:19,201 --> 00:24:20,100
Damn.
423
00:24:20,102 --> 00:24:22,604
It's making
my diabetes act up.
424
00:24:28,511 --> 00:24:29,609
So, what you gonna do?
425
00:24:29,611 --> 00:24:32,078
I've been talkin' to those
Worryfree people.
426
00:24:32,080 --> 00:24:35,315
They sent me a brochure.
It don't sound that bad.
427
00:24:35,317 --> 00:24:37,550
Three hots and a cot,
like we used to say.
428
00:24:37,552 --> 00:24:40,186
- Oh, hell no, sir. Come on.
- No, don't... don't do that.
429
00:24:40,188 --> 00:24:42,057
Look, we'll figure
something out.
430
00:24:43,059 --> 00:24:44,692
Yes, I'm so sorry
to bother you.
431
00:24:44,694 --> 00:24:46,661
Yeah, well, let me tell you.
I got a special for you.
432
00:24:46,663 --> 00:24:49,563
Look, you bring a
chick home to your apartment.
433
00:24:49,565 --> 00:24:51,465
It's clean. It's stylish.
434
00:24:51,467 --> 00:24:53,166
Of course, it is.
She's already seen that
435
00:24:53,168 --> 00:24:54,769
from the guy she
was with two weeks ago.
436
00:24:54,771 --> 00:24:56,570
And then her eyes
move over
437
00:24:56,572 --> 00:24:58,405
to those brown
leather bad boys
438
00:24:58,407 --> 00:25:01,709
from the Insight Encyclopedias,
Intellectual Edition.
439
00:25:03,146 --> 00:25:04,811
- It's fuck time! Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah!
440
00:25:04,813 --> 00:25:07,117
Yeah! Holla, holla,
holla, holla, holla!
441
00:25:07,885 --> 00:25:09,585
Oh, yeah?
442
00:25:09,587 --> 00:25:11,421
Spin Doctors.
Classic!
443
00:25:11,423 --> 00:25:13,888
Tim, I want
to chop it up more,
444
00:25:13,890 --> 00:25:15,957
but I gotta get
to my squash game.
445
00:25:15,959 --> 00:25:18,860
Was that Visa
or Mastercard?
446
00:25:26,669 --> 00:25:27,703
Yeah!
447
00:25:31,441 --> 00:25:32,442
Yeah!
448
00:25:32,444 --> 00:25:34,744
- Yes! Tell that bitch "yes"! Yes!
- Yes!
449
00:25:34,746 --> 00:25:37,313
- Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
- Hey! Hey! Hey!
450
00:25:44,523 --> 00:25:45,522
Where's the wine at?
451
00:25:45,524 --> 00:25:47,657
Power Calling
all you motherfuckers!
452
00:25:50,928 --> 00:25:52,596
Yeah!
453
00:25:52,598 --> 00:25:54,063
Baby, yes!
454
00:25:54,065 --> 00:25:56,300
Oh yeah! Oh yeah!
455
00:25:56,302 --> 00:25:59,570
Woo! Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
456
00:25:59,572 --> 00:26:00,737
Yes!
457
00:26:04,677 --> 00:26:06,343
I... I should probably
get back to work, man.
458
00:26:08,346 --> 00:26:11,048
You're stoked, man!
459
00:26:11,050 --> 00:26:13,350
You're doin' so fucking good
with the voice thing.
460
00:26:13,352 --> 00:26:15,820
But hit more contacts
per hour.
461
00:26:15,822 --> 00:26:17,187
Mm-hmm.
462
00:26:17,189 --> 00:26:20,495
Oh. They're talkin'
about you, bro.
463
00:26:21,496 --> 00:26:23,394
You're on your way.
464
00:26:23,396 --> 00:26:25,096
Pah!
465
00:26:25,098 --> 00:26:27,666
To where, heaven?
466
00:26:27,668 --> 00:26:29,700
Almost.
467
00:26:29,702 --> 00:26:33,141
PC, baby.
Power Caller.
468
00:26:35,042 --> 00:26:36,644
Oh, uh...
469
00:26:40,815 --> 00:26:43,583
- Did you hear what he just said?
- Yeah, yeah, I heard him, man.
470
00:26:43,585 --> 00:26:45,919
He told me the exact same
shit three months ago.
471
00:26:45,921 --> 00:26:47,655
Nice earrings.
472
00:26:48,823 --> 00:26:50,793
Thanks. Made 'em myself.
473
00:27:12,213 --> 00:27:13,613
What kind
of world is it
474
00:27:13,615 --> 00:27:15,785
when this is the most
popular show in America?
475
00:27:16,818 --> 00:27:19,987
They say 150 million people
watch this every night.
476
00:27:19,989 --> 00:27:21,220
Mmm.
477
00:27:21,222 --> 00:27:23,123
I, personally, love seeing
478
00:27:23,125 --> 00:27:25,491
a muthafucka get beat
down and humiliated.
479
00:27:26,461 --> 00:27:28,765
Makes... makes
me feel warm inside.
480
00:27:30,031 --> 00:27:32,266
I got the muthafucking T-shirt.
481
00:27:32,268 --> 00:27:34,036
- Oh!
- Check this.
482
00:27:34,038 --> 00:27:35,504
Oh!
483
00:27:35,506 --> 00:27:39,707
- I'm gonna go dance, man.
- Alright. Yeah, motherfucka.
484
00:27:48,350 --> 00:27:50,684
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm! No.
485
00:27:50,686 --> 00:27:51,888
Give me the good stuff.
486
00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:55,391
Give me the good stuff.
487
00:27:57,395 --> 00:27:58,463
Yeah.
488
00:28:01,331 --> 00:28:03,601
That's what
I'm talking about.
489
00:28:04,335 --> 00:28:06,769
So, why you
ain't dancing' man?
490
00:28:06,771 --> 00:28:09,439
Motherfucker, I'm too old
for that shit.
491
00:28:10,809 --> 00:28:14,376
Man look, what happened to just
doing the muthafucking dog,
492
00:28:14,378 --> 00:28:16,412
Umf-umf-umf-bow-wow.
493
00:28:16,414 --> 00:28:19,549
You know I'm freakin,
you know what I'm saying?
494
00:28:19,551 --> 00:28:23,520
Shit, now you got to dislocate
your muthafucking shoulder.
495
00:28:23,522 --> 00:28:26,158
Damn, what the fuck
I look like doin that shit.
496
00:28:26,992 --> 00:28:28,157
You, uh...
497
00:28:28,159 --> 00:28:30,830
Hey. Power Callers, right?
498
00:28:31,696 --> 00:28:34,029
They make a shit ton
of money, man.
499
00:28:34,031 --> 00:28:36,133
I'm talking about, like, bins
500
00:28:36,135 --> 00:28:39,368
and expensive house payment
type of money.
501
00:28:39,370 --> 00:28:41,238
How the fuck is that
even possible?
502
00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:45,742
If you selling the bullshit
we selling, it's impossible.
503
00:28:45,744 --> 00:28:48,713
But they not selling the
bullshit we selling.
504
00:28:48,715 --> 00:28:50,482
So, I guess comparing
to what we doing
505
00:28:50,484 --> 00:28:53,952
to what they're doing
is like apples to oranges.
506
00:28:53,954 --> 00:28:57,291
More like apples
and the Holocaust.
507
00:29:00,793 --> 00:29:02,225
Alright. Bye.
508
00:29:10,138 --> 00:29:12,137
Don't look into the light.
509
00:29:12,139 --> 00:29:13,672
Fuckin' asshole.
510
00:29:15,208 --> 00:29:17,108
- What up bro?
- What's up man?
511
00:29:17,110 --> 00:29:18,977
- Good man.
- Aw, that hurt.
512
00:29:18,979 --> 00:29:20,611
It's all good.
I've been telling
513
00:29:20,613 --> 00:29:22,781
everybody how you've been kicking
all types of ass at work.
514
00:29:22,783 --> 00:29:25,384
Yea. I mean it's crazy.
I'm finally...
515
00:29:25,386 --> 00:29:27,019
feel like
I'm good at something.
516
00:29:27,021 --> 00:29:28,287
I'm feeling myself.
517
00:29:28,289 --> 00:29:30,455
- Word.
- I'm a fucking monster at this.
518
00:29:32,427 --> 00:29:34,359
Man. That's awesome, man.
519
00:29:34,361 --> 00:29:35,794
Fucking dope man.
That's awesome.
520
00:29:35,796 --> 00:29:37,533
Yeah... whoa!
521
00:29:38,333 --> 00:29:41,100
- Hey, Sugar Foot. Hey.
- Hey, Lovely.
522
00:29:41,102 --> 00:29:43,337
- Can I get that?
- Who invited you?
523
00:29:43,339 --> 00:29:45,038
Who asked you?
524
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,606
I was hoping
you'd pop up earlier.
525
00:29:46,608 --> 00:29:48,007
I thought you
were coming by.
526
00:29:48,009 --> 00:29:50,609
Oh, to your gallery?
I thought you said don't come.
527
00:29:50,611 --> 00:29:52,145
Your friends
were helping you out.
528
00:29:52,147 --> 00:29:55,448
Baby, that's what I said.
But don't listen to what I say.
529
00:29:55,450 --> 00:29:57,650
Listen to what I want.
530
00:29:57,652 --> 00:29:59,419
- I'm confused.
- Yeah, I know you are.
531
00:29:59,421 --> 00:30:01,354
But are you gonna
pick me up on Friday?
532
00:30:01,356 --> 00:30:03,357
- That's what I want.
- Is cash green?
533
00:30:03,359 --> 00:30:04,961
Yeah. Cash is green.
534
00:30:07,295 --> 00:30:09,565
- Can I get a light?
- No.
535
00:30:11,299 --> 00:30:13,533
Those are nice earrings.
536
00:30:13,535 --> 00:30:16,506
Wait, baby. I didn't know
you changed your earrings.
537
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:21,711
Detroit, I didn't know you made
earrings of your ex-boyfriends.
538
00:30:56,681 --> 00:30:58,314
Alright, everybody.
539
00:30:58,316 --> 00:31:00,583
This is a pretty amazing
turnout.
540
00:31:00,585 --> 00:31:02,750
I hope you guys all know
that we're in this together.
541
00:31:02,752 --> 00:31:05,587
That this is all of us,
ride or die.
542
00:31:05,589 --> 00:31:07,591
You know what today is?
543
00:31:07,593 --> 00:31:09,358
Today is the warning shot.
544
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:11,363
Telling them that
we stand united.
545
00:31:12,196 --> 00:31:14,096
If we get this right today,
546
00:31:14,098 --> 00:31:15,531
not only will it be our floor
547
00:31:15,533 --> 00:31:17,934
but it will be every other floor
in Regalview and beyond.
548
00:31:17,936 --> 00:31:21,939
A twenty-minute work stoppage
during prime calling time.
549
00:31:21,941 --> 00:31:24,274
I'll give the call.
Sal what's the call?
550
00:31:24,276 --> 00:31:26,309
Fuck you, pay me.
551
00:31:26,311 --> 00:31:28,411
The other... other one.
552
00:31:28,413 --> 00:31:29,880
Phones down.
553
00:31:29,882 --> 00:31:31,615
Phones down.
554
00:31:31,617 --> 00:31:33,351
Okay?
555
00:31:33,353 --> 00:31:35,953
We hang up the phones.
Put down our headsets.
556
00:31:35,955 --> 00:31:38,155
Now, they're gonna
single some of us out.
557
00:31:38,157 --> 00:31:40,659
- Threaten our jobs.
- Fuck that.
558
00:31:40,661 --> 00:31:43,326
- Yes, fuck that.
- Fuck that.
559
00:31:43,328 --> 00:31:44,562
- Fuck that.
- Yeah, fuck.
560
00:31:44,564 --> 00:31:47,966
We ride for anyone
they try to fire.
561
00:31:47,968 --> 00:31:49,467
We fight
562
00:31:49,469 --> 00:31:52,570
because we make the profits
and they don't share.
563
00:31:52,572 --> 00:31:55,039
If we're gonna
give them our day,
564
00:31:55,041 --> 00:31:58,743
we need to have enough
to cover our basic necessities.
565
00:31:58,745 --> 00:32:00,982
- Human decency.
- Yeah.
566
00:32:02,015 --> 00:32:04,051
Is anyone not down?
567
00:32:05,686 --> 00:32:06,719
Speak now.
568
00:32:06,721 --> 00:32:08,723
Nah, fuck that, Squeeze!
We're ready!
569
00:32:09,691 --> 00:32:10,759
Hmm?
570
00:32:11,525 --> 00:32:14,993
Yeah. Uh, one for all.
All for one.
571
00:32:14,995 --> 00:32:17,598
Yeah! I brought
all types of weapons.
572
00:32:18,733 --> 00:32:22,301
Alright, folks. Let's meet back
here at 3:00 PM. Okay?
573
00:32:22,303 --> 00:32:25,137
- Don't. It's not that serious.
- Okay, alright cool.
574
00:32:25,139 --> 00:32:28,141
- It's like serious, but it's not that...
- But I'm ready though.
575
00:33:04,481 --> 00:33:06,781
Thanks, Mr. Goldberg.
576
00:33:06,783 --> 00:33:10,519
As always, we'll be getting
that out to you right away.
577
00:33:10,521 --> 00:33:11,887
By the way...
578
00:33:11,889 --> 00:33:14,559
Regalview management...
579
00:33:16,560 --> 00:33:18,863
you are hereby warned.
580
00:33:19,764 --> 00:33:22,867
We will not be overlooked.
581
00:33:26,270 --> 00:33:28,206
Fucking God...
582
00:33:29,605 --> 00:33:33,876
Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!
583
00:33:33,878 --> 00:33:35,948
Phones down!
584
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:40,185
Fuck you! Fuck you!
585
00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:42,187
And fuck you!
586
00:33:43,420 --> 00:33:45,021
Fuck you, Regalview!
587
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:48,757
Fuck you, Regalview! Fuck you, Regalview!
588
00:33:48,759 --> 00:33:52,494
Fuck you, Regalview!
Fuck you, Regalview!
589
00:33:52,496 --> 00:33:54,429
Fuck you, Regalview!
590
00:33:54,431 --> 00:33:58,168
Fuck you, Regalview!
Fuck you, Regalview!
591
00:33:58,170 --> 00:33:59,836
Fuck you, Regalview!
592
00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:03,506
Fuck you, Regalview!
Fuck you, Regalview!
593
00:34:03,508 --> 00:34:05,007
Fuck you, Regalview!
594
00:34:05,009 --> 00:34:08,678
Fuck you, Regalview!
Fuck you, Regalview!
595
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,546
Fuck you, Regalview!
596
00:34:10,548 --> 00:34:13,117
Fuck you,
Regalview!
597
00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:22,196
Oh man!
598
00:34:30,002 --> 00:34:31,939
Out, out, out,
out, out, out, out.
599
00:34:40,245 --> 00:34:41,478
Alright, hey look,
600
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:43,182
I know you're gonna
threaten to fire me.
601
00:34:43,184 --> 00:34:44,816
And go ahead whatever.
I don't care anymore
602
00:34:44,818 --> 00:34:46,385
cause we're gonna
take this fuckin place...
603
00:34:49,456 --> 00:34:51,891
Pack up your shit
and get out.
604
00:34:51,893 --> 00:34:55,394
Well, fuck you and
fuck you and fuck you!
605
00:34:55,396 --> 00:34:56,762
- What? No...
- Fuck you!
606
00:34:56,764 --> 00:34:59,264
- Fuck you!
- No, no, no, no, no, no Mr. Green.
607
00:34:59,266 --> 00:35:01,666
You're starting to sound
a little paranoid here.
608
00:35:01,668 --> 00:35:04,103
We're the bearers
of good news.
609
00:35:04,105 --> 00:35:05,237
Great news.
610
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:07,207
Great mothafuckin' news.
611
00:35:07,209 --> 00:35:09,343
Great motherfucking news.
612
00:35:09,345 --> 00:35:10,877
Power Caller.
613
00:35:10,879 --> 00:35:13,013
- What the fuck...
- Yeah, we just got the call.
614
00:35:13,015 --> 00:35:14,848
They think you're
A-1 material.
615
00:35:14,850 --> 00:35:17,317
You're going upstairs
my compadre.
616
00:35:17,319 --> 00:35:20,352
Yes. You are getting
a promotion.
617
00:35:20,354 --> 00:35:22,589
9:00 AM tomorrow morning.
618
00:35:22,591 --> 00:35:24,924
- Do you have a suit?
- Of course he does.
619
00:35:24,926 --> 00:35:29,428
Powerful, young, strong,
intelligent Power Caller.
620
00:35:29,430 --> 00:35:31,465
- But, but they, um...
- Oh, God.
621
00:35:31,467 --> 00:35:33,034
They're gonna do what
they're gonna do.
622
00:35:33,036 --> 00:35:34,869
You're not going
against their actions.
623
00:35:34,871 --> 00:35:37,505
All their issues are down here.
Not up there.
624
00:35:39,007 --> 00:35:41,242
Two very different
kinds of telemarketing.
625
00:35:41,244 --> 00:35:44,915
But, but, oh, okay, um...
626
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:52,686
This is your moment.
Don't waste it.
627
00:35:52,688 --> 00:35:55,225
Woo woo! Woo woo! Woo woo!
628
00:35:58,495 --> 00:35:59,763
Okay.
629
00:36:03,700 --> 00:36:04,832
Maybe you're right.
630
00:36:04,834 --> 00:36:06,202
The big money.
631
00:36:06,204 --> 00:36:09,803
The top fucking tier
of telemarketing.
632
00:36:09,805 --> 00:36:14,575
Making history with legends
like Hal Jameson.
633
00:36:14,577 --> 00:36:16,246
Bad ass.
634
00:36:20,951 --> 00:36:24,055
Oh, it's a really good batch,
so I hope you like France.
635
00:36:25,190 --> 00:36:26,623
You should have some.
636
00:36:28,092 --> 00:36:30,428
- Should I just drink it right now?
- Yes!
637
00:36:31,429 --> 00:36:34,096
Oh, yes!
638
00:36:36,101 --> 00:36:38,400
- Because we didn't have any cups.
- Power Caller.
639
00:36:38,402 --> 00:36:40,672
- Yeah!
- Yes!
640
00:36:43,175 --> 00:36:44,441
Power Caller, baby.
641
00:36:44,443 --> 00:36:47,010
- Power Caller, man!
- Power Caller!
642
00:36:47,012 --> 00:36:48,681
Power Caller.
Power Caller.
643
00:37:01,294 --> 00:37:05,396
Wow, you really are ready,
aren't you?
644
00:37:05,398 --> 00:37:07,431
Hey, Ms. D. Yeah.
645
00:37:07,433 --> 00:37:11,471
Wow, oh okay, well let's do
this, mu-tha-fuck-ah.
646
00:37:13,806 --> 00:37:15,308
I've always wanted to say that.
647
00:37:18,245 --> 00:37:19,543
Okay.
648
00:37:19,545 --> 00:37:22,179
I would be remiss if I didn't
bring up your pink shirt.
649
00:37:22,181 --> 00:37:25,616
I think it's extraordinary
and sexy.
650
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:28,052
You know, 35% of men
who wear pink
651
00:37:28,054 --> 00:37:31,423
are more likely
to start a franchise.
652
00:37:31,425 --> 00:37:33,193
- Is that so?
- Yeah.
653
00:37:33,195 --> 00:37:36,995
- Oh.
- Wow. Damn.
654
00:37:36,997 --> 00:37:40,066
- This is crazy.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
655
00:37:40,068 --> 00:37:41,803
So clumsy.
656
00:38:00,422 --> 00:38:01,987
Almost done...
657
00:38:01,989 --> 00:38:03,759
this job's crazy right?
658
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,970
Do you need help with that?
659
00:38:23,412 --> 00:38:24,481
Okay.
660
00:38:26,014 --> 00:38:28,215
It's very secure.
It's very...
661
00:38:28,217 --> 00:38:29,818
Welcome, Power Caller.
662
00:38:29,820 --> 00:38:32,619
Today is your day
to dominate the world.
663
00:38:32,621 --> 00:38:34,988
You are Regalview's elite
brigade.
664
00:38:34,990 --> 00:38:38,726
Take your place alongside
legends like Hal Jameson.
665
00:38:38,728 --> 00:38:40,929
You call the shots.
666
00:38:40,931 --> 00:38:43,598
What...?
667
00:38:43,600 --> 00:38:45,734
You are in your sexual prime.
668
00:38:45,736 --> 00:38:48,205
The top of the
reproductive pile.
669
00:38:49,941 --> 00:38:51,806
Alright, does it do
that every time━
670
00:38:51,808 --> 00:38:56,111
Welcome to the
Power Calling Suite, Mr. Green.
671
00:38:56,113 --> 00:38:58,180
White Voice
at all times here.
672
00:38:58,182 --> 00:39:01,319
Yes, I almost forgot.
673
00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:05,389
Good luck.
674
00:39:07,625 --> 00:39:09,059
Nice suit, by the way.
675
00:39:09,061 --> 00:39:10,693
You've been
selected, Mr. Green,
676
00:39:10,695 --> 00:39:14,364
because you have the potential
to be a great telemarketer.
677
00:39:14,366 --> 00:39:15,632
The potential.
678
00:39:15,634 --> 00:39:17,333
Do you know
what we sell up here?
679
00:39:17,335 --> 00:39:19,969
- Oh, I heard it's a...
- Ah, we sell power.
680
00:39:19,971 --> 00:39:22,606
Firepower. Manpower.
681
00:39:22,608 --> 00:39:26,842
When U.S. weapons manufacturers
sell arms to other countries
682
00:39:26,844 --> 00:39:30,380
who do you think, Mr. Green, makes that
call at the precisely perfect time?
683
00:39:30,382 --> 00:39:33,019
- Which is of course, dinner.
- We do.
684
00:39:33,852 --> 00:39:35,886
Before a drone
drops a bomb
685
00:39:35,888 --> 00:39:38,321
on an apartment building
in Pakistan
686
00:39:38,323 --> 00:39:40,390
who drops the
bomb ass sales pitch
687
00:39:40,392 --> 00:39:41,627
you may ask, Cassius?
688
00:39:42,629 --> 00:39:43,995
We do.
689
00:39:43,997 --> 00:39:48,732
Okay, so you said
firepower, manpower?
690
00:39:48,734 --> 00:39:50,401
Worryfree is our
biggest client.
691
00:39:50,403 --> 00:39:54,873
We help thousands of companies
utilize Worryfree workers
692
00:39:54,875 --> 00:39:57,911
to improve their efficiency.
693
00:39:58,846 --> 00:40:01,579
So, wait, are you telling me
you sell slave labor
694
00:40:01,581 --> 00:40:02,947
to companies over
the phone?
695
00:40:02,949 --> 00:40:06,087
God damnit.
You are a sharp one.
696
00:40:26,642 --> 00:40:28,677
Hey, what the fuck
are you doing?
697
00:40:30,812 --> 00:40:32,514
Dave, stop him.
698
00:40:33,814 --> 00:40:35,082
Shit!
699
00:40:39,620 --> 00:40:41,220
Left Eye, bitches!
700
00:40:41,222 --> 00:40:43,857
Worryfree has resuscitated
America.
701
00:40:43,859 --> 00:40:45,525
Workers live in
space efficient dwellings
702
00:40:45,527 --> 00:40:47,960
in the same facilities where
production occurs.
703
00:40:47,962 --> 00:40:50,096
They make anything
and they make everything.
704
00:40:50,098 --> 00:40:53,167
Lifetime contracts
so no wages needed.
705
00:40:53,969 --> 00:40:59,005
They make automobiles for what it
used to cost to make bicycles.
706
00:40:59,007 --> 00:41:00,875
Okay, but see
I don't know if I can...
707
00:41:00,877 --> 00:41:02,576
Sugar on top, white voice.
708
00:41:02,578 --> 00:41:04,311
Yeah, but what
I'm saying is I don't know
709
00:41:04,313 --> 00:41:05,913
if I'm gonna be
able to s... sell...
710
00:41:07,117 --> 00:41:08,986
Here's the starting salary.
711
00:41:14,157 --> 00:41:15,291
Hmm?
712
00:41:18,461 --> 00:41:21,396
Well, man, I'm gonna
have to get me some new suits.
713
00:41:21,398 --> 00:41:23,263
You'll be working
here until late.
714
00:41:23,265 --> 00:41:26,334
We need you
in the mix right away.
715
00:41:33,877 --> 00:41:35,377
Hey baby, what's your sign?
716
00:41:35,379 --> 00:41:37,315
I haven't heard that one before.
717
00:41:38,882 --> 00:41:40,281
Yo, that was
crazy yesterday.
718
00:41:40,283 --> 00:41:42,250
That was like that scene
in Norma Rae.
719
00:41:42,252 --> 00:41:43,953
You know, the one when
she's like on the table.
720
00:41:43,955 --> 00:41:45,389
Yeah, yeah.
721
00:41:46,156 --> 00:41:49,193
Yeah, Regalview is scared shitless.
We'll win.
722
00:41:50,828 --> 00:41:52,263
Can I check that out?
723
00:41:53,663 --> 00:41:54,733
Yeah.
724
00:41:58,436 --> 00:42:00,139
Oh, okay.
725
00:42:07,112 --> 00:42:09,012
Okay. Bravo.
726
00:42:09,014 --> 00:42:10,579
Where'd you learn
how to do that?
727
00:42:10,581 --> 00:42:11,715
Down in L.A.
728
00:42:12,483 --> 00:42:15,952
We organized the first sign
twirlers union there.
729
00:42:15,954 --> 00:42:17,954
Oh, okay.
730
00:42:17,956 --> 00:42:19,323
Is that what you do?
731
00:42:19,325 --> 00:42:21,725
You just go from place to
place stirring up trouble?
732
00:42:21,727 --> 00:42:25,365
Trouble's already there.
I just help folks fix it.
733
00:42:26,366 --> 00:42:29,834
Yeah, that's what I do with
my art too, you know.
734
00:42:29,836 --> 00:42:31,502
Expose the bullshit.
735
00:42:31,504 --> 00:42:34,872
- It's not exactly the same thing.
- It's pretty much the same.
736
00:42:34,874 --> 00:42:36,808
I haven't seen your stuff
so I can't...
737
00:42:36,810 --> 00:42:38,812
I'm not gonna
show you my stuff.
738
00:42:40,078 --> 00:42:43,418
So how does it work with, uh...
739
00:42:44,851 --> 00:42:46,319
with you and Cassius?
740
00:42:47,922 --> 00:42:49,791
You know,
you sound like a radical.
741
00:42:50,891 --> 00:42:52,225
He's... I don't know.
742
00:42:54,695 --> 00:42:56,197
He's what?
743
00:43:02,402 --> 00:43:03,769
He's real.
744
00:43:03,771 --> 00:43:06,137
He's not that fake-ass
bougie gallery world.
745
00:43:06,139 --> 00:43:08,476
So, that's how it works.
746
00:43:13,214 --> 00:43:15,617
Well, you're rubbing him off
right. So...
747
00:43:16,484 --> 00:43:19,285
He helped with the work
stoppage. So...
748
00:43:19,287 --> 00:43:21,589
Your fire is rubbing off on him.
749
00:43:22,522 --> 00:43:23,691
I like it.
750
00:43:24,959 --> 00:43:26,658
I'm going.
751
00:43:26,660 --> 00:43:29,294
You look like you're done here
if you need a ride.
752
00:43:29,296 --> 00:43:33,168
Nah, Cassius' on the way.
But thank you.
753
00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:42,277
Nice work.
754
00:43:52,989 --> 00:43:55,756
Hey girl. We gotta go!
755
00:43:55,758 --> 00:43:56,857
Thank you.
756
00:44:39,937 --> 00:44:41,837
You okay?
757
00:44:41,839 --> 00:44:42,972
Yeah.
758
00:44:42,974 --> 00:44:45,608
- Did you get into an accident?
- No.
759
00:44:45,610 --> 00:44:47,678
How about robbed or
something else crazy like that.
760
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:50,914
So, I don't think you flaked and
left me on a corner for an hour.
761
00:44:50,916 --> 00:44:53,515
Yeah, I know. Look baby I was gonna
talk to you about it earlier
762
00:44:53,517 --> 00:44:55,486
but I didn't know if it would be
a for sure thing or not.
763
00:44:55,488 --> 00:44:58,854
But, as of today
I'm a Power Caller.
764
00:44:58,856 --> 00:45:01,459
Does that mean you can
pay me back my $80?
765
00:45:02,561 --> 00:45:04,528
Hell, yes, baby, of course I can.
766
00:45:04,530 --> 00:45:07,864
Stop Cassius.
Stop, it's freaky.
767
00:45:07,866 --> 00:45:09,502
What do they sell?
768
00:45:10,236 --> 00:45:12,872
Am I finally gonna be able
to see your show?
769
00:45:13,839 --> 00:45:16,741
Baby, this is beautiful.
770
00:45:16,743 --> 00:45:19,476
And big.
771
00:45:19,478 --> 00:45:20,781
Africa.
772
00:45:22,047 --> 00:45:25,150
Oh, really, is that
what this is?
773
00:45:25,152 --> 00:45:27,784
Yeah, I mean they're big
because they're Africa.
774
00:45:27,786 --> 00:45:31,323
So, I added the sculptures
from last year.
775
00:45:31,325 --> 00:45:34,059
Oh, okay. Well,
if nobody shows up
776
00:45:34,061 --> 00:45:35,829
at least it'll look full.
777
00:45:36,597 --> 00:45:38,530
Can I... can I ask a question?
778
00:45:38,532 --> 00:45:41,067
Why did you choose Africa?
779
00:45:42,068 --> 00:45:47,573
I wanted to talk about
a life shaped by exploitation.
780
00:45:47,575 --> 00:45:51,577
About fighting for a say
in our own lives.
781
00:45:51,579 --> 00:45:54,848
About how beauty,
love, and laughter
782
00:45:54,850 --> 00:45:58,250
thrive and flourish under almost
any circumstances...
783
00:45:58,252 --> 00:45:59,585
Right.
784
00:45:59,587 --> 00:46:01,654
How Capitalism
basically started
785
00:46:01,656 --> 00:46:04,324
by stealing
labor from Africans
786
00:46:04,326 --> 00:46:06,426
and about how
you're nodding
787
00:46:06,428 --> 00:46:07,759
like you're listening
but you're not.
788
00:46:07,761 --> 00:46:11,297
Oh, no sorry baby.
I was receiving that.
789
00:46:11,299 --> 00:46:14,500
I was just had a long day and...
790
00:46:14,502 --> 00:46:16,136
- it's work.
- It's okay.
791
00:46:16,138 --> 00:46:17,870
You really want to hit this?
792
00:46:17,872 --> 00:46:19,041
Yes.
793
00:46:26,248 --> 00:46:29,215
Ah... yes, okay.
I'm listening now.
794
00:46:29,217 --> 00:46:32,487
Capitalism in Africa
is booming.
795
00:46:32,489 --> 00:46:35,356
Shh. I'm done talking.
796
00:46:35,358 --> 00:46:37,992
I just want to
marinate in this.
797
00:46:37,994 --> 00:46:40,494
This is major for me, Cash.
798
00:46:40,496 --> 00:46:42,997
What I want to do is
I want sit here,
799
00:46:42,999 --> 00:46:44,933
hit this weed
800
00:46:44,935 --> 00:46:47,004
and just be here.
801
00:46:47,904 --> 00:46:50,671
Alright guys. That
felt good the other day, right?
802
00:46:50,673 --> 00:46:52,239
- Yes.
- Yes. Good, man.
803
00:46:52,241 --> 00:46:54,308
Like I've known y'all
my whole life, you know.
804
00:46:54,310 --> 00:46:56,243
Don't forget that. Okay?
805
00:46:56,245 --> 00:46:58,314
Remember each other's faces.
806
00:46:58,316 --> 00:47:01,383
Cassius? What's up man?
Where you been?
807
00:47:01,385 --> 00:47:02,984
What's up with the suit?
808
00:47:02,986 --> 00:47:04,518
I got promoted.
809
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,287
What does that mean?
Are you a manager now?
810
00:47:06,289 --> 00:47:08,724
That means I'm
a Power Caller now.
811
00:47:08,726 --> 00:47:11,594
- About to be paid.
- We're all trying to get fucking paid.
812
00:47:11,596 --> 00:47:13,762
- Yeah.
- But we're gonna do it as a team.
813
00:47:13,764 --> 00:47:16,264
- Are you on the team?
- Yeah, I guess I'm still on your little team
814
00:47:16,266 --> 00:47:17,900
but I'm playing
from the bench.
815
00:47:17,902 --> 00:47:19,668
The bench where you sit
and get your bills paid.
816
00:47:19,670 --> 00:47:21,838
You know my uncle is
about to lose his house.
817
00:47:21,840 --> 00:47:24,106
Cash, I'm sorry
about your uncle, man,
818
00:47:24,108 --> 00:47:25,407
but that don't
mean sell out.
819
00:47:25,409 --> 00:47:27,376
I'm not selling y'all out.
820
00:47:27,378 --> 00:47:29,778
My success has nothing to do
with you, alright.
821
00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:31,515
You just keep doing
whatever it is
822
00:47:31,517 --> 00:47:33,818
that you're fucking doing
and I'll root for you.
823
00:47:33,820 --> 00:47:35,685
From the sidelines.
824
00:47:35,687 --> 00:47:38,189
And try not to laugh at that
stupid ass smirk on your face.
825
00:47:38,191 --> 00:47:39,658
We don't need this.
826
00:47:41,327 --> 00:47:43,260
- Are you doing alright?
- Yeah, I'm doing good.
827
00:47:43,262 --> 00:47:44,660
- How you doing?
- Fantastic.
828
00:47:44,662 --> 00:47:46,629
- Fantastic?
- I hope you have a good day.
829
00:47:46,631 --> 00:47:47,930
I hope you have a better week.
830
00:47:47,932 --> 00:47:50,267
I hope your month is full of
successful days.
831
00:47:50,269 --> 00:47:52,836
And a lot of great ventures. I
hope you just come up, brother.
832
00:47:52,838 --> 00:47:54,639
I hope your whole fucking year
is spectacular.
833
00:47:54,641 --> 00:47:57,608
- Oh, you hope my year is spectacular?
- Yeah.
834
00:47:57,610 --> 00:47:59,110
You got something
you want to say to me?
835
00:47:59,112 --> 00:48:01,014
You got something
you want to say?
836
00:48:04,116 --> 00:48:07,085
- You smell great.
- You smell great. What is that?
837
00:48:07,087 --> 00:48:08,619
Burberry.
What you got on?
838
00:48:08,621 --> 00:48:10,587
- I forgot. It's just deodorant.
- Smells expensive. Okay.
839
00:48:10,589 --> 00:48:11,822
- Yeah. Good.
- We smelling good.
840
00:48:11,824 --> 00:48:13,558
Some good smelling
brothers out here.
841
00:48:13,560 --> 00:48:15,226
You're an awesome man
and I appreciate you.
842
00:48:15,228 --> 00:48:17,527
- I hope you find yourself.
- Yeah, we should go out. Get drinks.
843
00:48:17,529 --> 00:48:18,830
- You want to get drinks?
- Yeah!
844
00:48:18,832 --> 00:48:20,332
- How many drinks?
- Two. Three.
845
00:48:20,334 --> 00:48:21,600
- Three? Five?
- Four! Five!
846
00:48:21,602 --> 00:48:23,100
- Six? Eight?
- Seven! Nine!
847
00:48:23,102 --> 00:48:24,303
- Ten? On me?
- All of them!
848
00:48:24,305 --> 00:48:25,470
It's on me, no,
it's on me now!
849
00:48:25,472 --> 00:48:26,771
- It's on you?
- Yeah, it's on me now.
850
00:48:26,773 --> 00:48:29,108
- Alright. Alright!
- Yeah, it's on me!
851
00:48:29,110 --> 00:48:30,845
- It's on you now.
- Now!
852
00:48:33,079 --> 00:48:34,148
Walk!
853
00:48:55,969 --> 00:48:57,703
Greetings, Cassius Green.
854
00:48:57,705 --> 00:49:00,306
I hope you did
not masturbate today.
855
00:49:00,308 --> 00:49:02,875
We need you sharp
and ready to go.
856
00:49:02,877 --> 00:49:06,447
I detect the pheromones
percolating out of your pores.
857
00:49:06,449 --> 00:49:08,249
They say to others
around you:
858
00:49:08,251 --> 00:49:12,486
"Hold my penis while I piss on
your underestimated expectations."
859
00:49:12,488 --> 00:49:15,222
Mr. Green,
I am a computer
860
00:49:15,224 --> 00:49:18,925
but I wish I had hands to
caress your muscular brain.
861
00:49:18,927 --> 00:49:21,796
Cassius Green, you've been
assigned a Worryfree campaign.
862
00:49:21,798 --> 00:49:23,898
Brush up on that
Chapter Six stuff.
863
00:49:23,900 --> 00:49:26,001
Excuse me.
864
00:49:27,070 --> 00:49:29,269
And give them that
radiant voice of yours
865
00:49:29,271 --> 00:49:31,172
in the next half hour.
866
00:49:31,174 --> 00:49:32,406
2:00 PM.
867
00:49:32,408 --> 00:49:34,909
Almost breakfast time in Japan.
868
00:49:34,911 --> 00:49:38,582
Oh okay. Ah, doodily
doodily doodily doo.
869
00:49:55,333 --> 00:49:56,967
- Moshi moshi.
- Mr. Son.
870
00:49:56,969 --> 00:49:59,068
Cassius Green of Worryfree calling.
Sorry to bother you.
871
00:49:59,070 --> 00:50:01,637
I'm calling about who
is assembling your phone.
872
00:50:01,639 --> 00:50:03,673
Now I know they're
being made in China.
873
00:50:03,675 --> 00:50:05,041
I'm a big fan of yours.
874
00:50:05,043 --> 00:50:06,842
I've been following you
since you were with Takashi.
875
00:50:06,844 --> 00:50:09,845
I cheered literally when
I found out you acquired Tanrio,
876
00:50:09,847 --> 00:50:12,947
which is why I'm calling you
and not Phonarolla.
877
00:50:12,949 --> 00:50:14,018
Mm-hmm.
878
00:50:16,653 --> 00:50:18,689
Our team of
dedicated workers
879
00:50:18,691 --> 00:50:21,457
will make twice as many phones
at half the cost.
880
00:50:21,459 --> 00:50:23,493
You'll double up
your market share
881
00:50:23,495 --> 00:50:24,895
over these bastards.
882
00:50:28,901 --> 00:50:31,636
Power Callers, our
very own Cassius Green
883
00:50:31,638 --> 00:50:33,536
just made our
client, Worryfree,
884
00:50:33,538 --> 00:50:35,004
upwards of
ten million dollars
885
00:50:35,006 --> 00:50:37,808
in one call on his first day,
none the less.
886
00:50:37,810 --> 00:50:40,743
- Oh, it's not that much.
- Indeed one for the history books.
887
00:50:40,745 --> 00:50:42,582
Cheers!
888
00:50:44,349 --> 00:50:46,184
Excuse me for a second.
889
00:50:46,186 --> 00:50:47,684
What can I do for you, chum?
890
00:50:47,686 --> 00:50:49,219
Yes, I have a question.
891
00:50:49,221 --> 00:50:52,356
I've just achieved a sort of
miraculous financial endeavor.
892
00:50:52,358 --> 00:50:55,226
I'm also in
a financial bind.
893
00:50:55,228 --> 00:50:57,494
I'm gonna need a cash advance.
894
00:50:57,496 --> 00:50:58,765
Hmm.
895
00:52:35,065 --> 00:52:37,833
This is where the magic
happens, baby.
896
00:52:37,835 --> 00:52:40,569
MTV spots Worryfree edition.
897
00:52:40,571 --> 00:52:43,374
Hole puncher
Jim Ellman.
898
00:52:51,749 --> 00:52:53,950
This was the scene yesterday
899
00:52:53,952 --> 00:52:56,452
at the Regalview
Telemarketer's strike.
900
00:52:56,454 --> 00:52:58,254
The striking
Regalview workers
901
00:52:58,256 --> 00:53:00,689
are joined by other
telemarketers,
902
00:53:00,691 --> 00:53:03,526
phone operators
and university students
903
00:53:03,528 --> 00:53:05,296
from all over the area.
904
00:53:08,167 --> 00:53:10,534
After a long day
of hearty-ass work,
905
00:53:10,536 --> 00:53:11,868
you feel me?
906
00:53:11,870 --> 00:53:13,136
We ready to eat.
907
00:53:13,138 --> 00:53:15,474
This is where
we get our grub on.
908
00:53:18,310 --> 00:53:20,476
Mm-mm!
909
00:53:20,478 --> 00:53:21,881
Yum.
910
00:53:23,781 --> 00:53:26,049
Swimming through
the vat of hyena urie
911
00:53:26,051 --> 00:53:27,986
is not as bd
as it sound!
912
00:53:28,888 --> 00:53:30,121
What do we want!?
913
00:53:30,123 --> 00:53:32,557
We want enough money
to pay our rent!
914
00:53:32,559 --> 00:53:34,226
Yeah! Yeah!
915
00:53:34,228 --> 00:53:38,528
We want enough money to not et
Cup ‘O Noodles every night!
916
00:53:38,530 --> 00:53:39,664
Yeah! Yeah!
917
00:53:39,666 --> 00:53:41,398
We are sick
and tired of no..
918
00:53:41,400 --> 00:53:43,934
We want to
be able to go see our doctor
919
00:53:43,936 --> 00:53:45,936
if we get drunk one night!
920
00:53:45,938 --> 00:53:48,005
Yeah! Yeah!
921
00:53:48,007 --> 00:53:52,311
When we hook up with someone
without using any protection!
922
00:53:52,313 --> 00:53:53,845
Okay. Okay, yea!
923
00:53:53,847 --> 00:53:58,250
And we think we might have
contracted chlamydia or gonorrhea!
924
00:53:58,252 --> 00:54:01,219
Or any one of those crazy
STDs that you've never heard f
925
00:54:01,221 --> 00:54:04,457
that you find on
Self-Diagnosis.com!
926
00:54:11,399 --> 00:54:12,564
Fuck Regalview!
927
00:54:13,767 --> 00:54:15,302
Fuck Regalview!
928
00:54:16,604 --> 00:54:19,972
Fuck Regalview! Fuck Regalview!
929
00:54:19,974 --> 00:54:21,641
Fuck Regalview!
930
00:54:21,643 --> 00:54:24,144
Fuck Regalview!
Fuck Regalview!
931
00:54:24,146 --> 00:54:25,880
And fuck chlamydia, too.
932
00:54:25,882 --> 00:54:29,349
Although strikers have
kept most replacement workers
933
00:54:29,351 --> 00:54:30,885
from breaking the strike
934
00:54:30,887 --> 00:54:34,554
every morning, Starkwater security
agents successfully escort
935
00:54:34,556 --> 00:54:38,291
Regalview's elite Power
Callers into the building.
936
00:54:38,293 --> 00:54:40,027
For more on the
Regalview strike,
937
00:54:40,029 --> 00:54:41,760
let's go to the studio.
938
00:54:41,762 --> 00:54:44,233
This is Ken Baget.
Chanel 3 news.
939
00:54:50,606 --> 00:54:52,406
Hey baby. Good morning.
940
00:54:52,408 --> 00:54:54,107
No. Please, no.
941
00:54:54,109 --> 00:54:56,544
Stop with that
stupid voice, Cassius.
942
00:54:58,147 --> 00:55:01,050
Didn't even realize I was doing it.
943
00:55:03,019 --> 00:55:04,955
That's a problem, you know.
944
00:55:05,821 --> 00:55:07,090
Sorry.
945
00:55:09,060 --> 00:55:10,862
How long you been up?
946
00:55:12,695 --> 00:55:13,964
I'm not up.
947
00:55:18,369 --> 00:55:21,103
But I saw your TV debut.
948
00:55:21,105 --> 00:55:22,607
Oh, shit.
949
00:55:25,610 --> 00:55:28,876
- Cash, baby...
- Can we not. Please.
950
00:55:28,878 --> 00:55:31,414
Look, I quit when
the strike jumped off
951
00:55:31,416 --> 00:55:34,216
because being with you
made it awkward for me. But...
952
00:55:34,218 --> 00:55:35,984
Cassius!
953
00:55:35,986 --> 00:55:38,153
You abandoned your friends.
954
00:55:38,155 --> 00:55:40,789
Baby, I thought they'd do a
couple of stoppages and...
955
00:55:40,791 --> 00:55:42,524
It's one thing
to take the promotion,
956
00:55:42,526 --> 00:55:44,294
but now you're
a full out scab.
957
00:55:44,296 --> 00:55:46,562
Come on, baby, the Power
Callers ain't on strike!
958
00:55:46,564 --> 00:55:48,263
No, but they should be.
959
00:55:48,265 --> 00:55:50,533
I'm so tired of talking
to you about this.
960
00:55:50,535 --> 00:55:51,834
You are crossing
the picket line.
961
00:55:51,836 --> 00:55:53,035
I can't ride with you.
962
00:55:53,037 --> 00:55:54,839
Oh, you can't
ride with me now!
963
00:55:54,841 --> 00:55:56,306
But you was riding with me
all around over...
964
00:55:56,308 --> 00:55:59,043
Alright, fine.
Well, no more.
965
00:55:59,045 --> 00:56:01,444
Baby, what are you
asking me to do?
966
00:56:01,446 --> 00:56:03,614
Are you asking me to quit
the fattest job I ever had?
967
00:56:03,616 --> 00:56:05,081
But Cassius, it's not fat!
968
00:56:05,083 --> 00:56:07,654
It is morally emaciated.
969
00:56:08,388 --> 00:56:10,587
You sell fucking slave labor,
Cassius!
970
00:56:10,589 --> 00:56:12,190
What the fuck
isn't slave labor?
971
00:56:12,192 --> 00:56:13,824
Oh my god! Side-stepping.
972
00:56:13,826 --> 00:56:16,029
- You side-step more than the fucking Temptations.
- What isn't?
973
00:56:19,332 --> 00:56:20,966
Fuck you, man!
974
00:56:20,968 --> 00:56:22,100
Fuck you, alright!
975
00:56:22,102 --> 00:56:23,334
Fuck you ‘cause
I'm doing something
976
00:56:23,336 --> 00:56:24,702
that I'm really
fucking good at.
977
00:56:24,704 --> 00:56:26,137
I'm really good at it
and I'm important.
978
00:56:26,139 --> 00:56:27,338
I'm making shit happen.
979
00:56:27,340 --> 00:56:28,807
And you don't
appreciate the shit
980
00:56:28,809 --> 00:56:30,008
cause you already
fucking had it.
981
00:56:30,010 --> 00:56:31,642
And you're talking to me
about slave labor?
982
00:56:31,644 --> 00:56:33,477
What is Squeeze and them
gonna do about slave labor?
983
00:56:33,479 --> 00:56:34,945
What does Squeeze
have to do with this?
984
00:56:34,947 --> 00:56:36,383
They ain't gonna do shit.
985
00:56:37,151 --> 00:56:38,749
And you ain't
gonna do shit neither
986
00:56:38,751 --> 00:56:41,452
by selling fucking art
to rich people.
987
00:56:41,454 --> 00:56:42,658
Fuck it.
988
00:56:46,460 --> 00:56:48,196
Gimme the damn covers!
989
00:56:49,062 --> 00:56:50,362
- What you doing?
- Taking them.
990
00:56:50,364 --> 00:56:51,964
- I'm cold.
- I'm not playing Cassius.
991
00:56:51,966 --> 00:56:53,565
- You're being greedy.
- Don't play with me Cassius.
992
00:56:53,567 --> 00:56:57,238
You don't even need all those covers.
It's not necessary.
993
00:57:08,851 --> 00:57:11,552
The whole reason I went
to work for Regalview
994
00:57:11,554 --> 00:57:13,990
was to make myself
more interesting to you.
995
00:57:16,291 --> 00:57:19,362
Cassius, the old you
was way more interesting.
996
00:57:23,097 --> 00:57:24,898
If you go to work
today at Regalview
997
00:57:24,900 --> 00:57:26,369
crossing the picket line...
998
00:57:28,369 --> 00:57:29,971
we're done.
999
00:57:32,743 --> 00:57:34,979
Elbows and assholes, people!
Let's go!
1000
00:57:39,616 --> 00:57:42,317
Chisels or dynamite, Cassius.
You pick.
1001
00:57:42,319 --> 00:57:44,319
Yeah, agreed.
I just have to follow up
1002
00:57:44,321 --> 00:57:46,023
on this lead
I've been working on.
1003
00:57:58,235 --> 00:58:01,103
This motherfucker right here...
1004
00:58:01,105 --> 00:58:03,371
is on fire!
1005
00:58:03,373 --> 00:58:05,907
Let's give it up
for the boy wonder!
1006
00:58:07,978 --> 00:58:09,979
Yeah, yeah! Some for the homeys.
1007
00:58:09,981 --> 00:58:11,313
And some for me!
1008
00:58:11,315 --> 00:58:13,782
Bag them, tag them, rag them!
1009
00:58:13,784 --> 00:58:15,249
I trained her. I trained her.
1010
00:58:15,251 --> 00:58:19,388
We hunted mammoths! Yeah!
1011
00:58:19,390 --> 00:58:23,328
Douse him. Douse
our winner with champagne.
1012
00:58:48,221 --> 00:58:49,887
Scabs won't pass!
1013
00:58:49,889 --> 00:58:52,690
Scabs won't pass!
Scabs won't pass!
1014
00:58:52,692 --> 00:58:54,291
Scabs won't pass!
1015
00:58:54,293 --> 00:58:57,196
Scabs won't pass!
Scabs won't pass!
1016
00:58:59,032 --> 00:59:00,300
Move!
1017
00:59:03,835 --> 00:59:05,204
I said get back!
1018
00:59:06,907 --> 00:59:09,107
Have a cola and smile, bitch!
1019
00:59:14,749 --> 00:59:16,982
Thank you very much, Miss Welcrott.
1020
00:59:16,984 --> 00:59:19,151
I'll talk to you soon.
Mm-hmm.
1021
00:59:19,153 --> 00:59:20,555
Okay, bye.
1022
00:59:21,988 --> 00:59:23,520
You, my friend,
1023
00:59:23,522 --> 00:59:27,459
you are the best decision
I've made in quite a long time.
1024
00:59:27,461 --> 00:59:29,060
I have to pat myself
on the ass for that.
1025
00:59:29,062 --> 00:59:31,864
Thank you,
Mister .
1026
00:59:31,866 --> 00:59:33,933
Feels good
to be appreciated.
1027
00:59:33,935 --> 00:59:37,003
Don't call me Mr. ,
Cassius.
1028
00:59:37,005 --> 00:59:38,404
Call me .
1029
00:59:38,406 --> 00:59:40,607
Million-dollar question
for you, Cassius.
1030
00:59:40,609 --> 00:59:43,009
Do you like to party?
1031
00:59:43,011 --> 00:59:45,344
I like parties.
1032
00:59:45,346 --> 00:59:46,913
What are you
doing tonight?
1033
00:59:46,915 --> 00:59:48,380
Oh, I got this thing.
1034
00:59:48,382 --> 00:59:50,549
Well my girlfriend,
ex-girlfriend...
1035
00:59:50,551 --> 00:59:51,686
Fudge all that.
1036
00:59:58,593 --> 01:00:00,059
Hmm!
1037
01:00:00,061 --> 01:00:02,129
Steve Lift is throwing
his yearly party.
1038
01:00:02,131 --> 01:00:03,530
Wants to see
our new star there.
1039
01:00:03,532 --> 01:00:05,166
Wants to talk to you, Cassius.
1040
01:00:05,168 --> 01:00:07,236
I have been waiting years
for this invite.
1041
01:00:08,003 --> 01:00:10,470
Even Jay and Bey
can't get this invite.
1042
01:00:11,573 --> 01:00:14,240
Hell yeah. I just got to do
this other thing.
1043
01:00:14,242 --> 01:00:15,742
You go to your other thing.
1044
01:00:15,744 --> 01:00:18,513
And I'll be there waiting.
Pick you up.
1045
01:00:18,515 --> 01:00:21,252
This is the kind of party
that could change your life.
1046
01:00:38,768 --> 01:00:40,870
Beauty, love, and laughter.
1047
01:00:45,008 --> 01:00:48,910
I realize you were asking
about specific... that one.
1048
01:00:48,912 --> 01:00:50,447
Yes...
1049
01:00:58,389 --> 01:01:02,326
You know what, will you please
excuse me just one minute?
1050
01:01:10,268 --> 01:01:11,634
- Hey.
- Hey.
1051
01:01:11,636 --> 01:01:14,103
I wouldn't miss this
for the world, you know.
1052
01:01:14,105 --> 01:01:15,839
It's beautiful.
1053
01:01:15,841 --> 01:01:17,873
- You're beautiful.
- Cash...
1054
01:01:17,875 --> 01:01:19,176
I love you too...
1055
01:01:19,178 --> 01:01:21,911
but I can't hang with
what I see in you now.
1056
01:01:21,913 --> 01:01:23,647
What happened to your head?
1057
01:01:23,649 --> 01:01:24,717
Oh, um...
1058
01:01:25,817 --> 01:01:27,951
Oh, just... shaving...
1059
01:01:27,953 --> 01:01:30,688
Alright, I have to go get ready
for my performance.
1060
01:01:30,690 --> 01:01:32,624
You should really stay
and see it, okay?
1061
01:01:32,626 --> 01:01:34,525
Okay, but I can only stay
for a little while, baby,
1062
01:01:34,527 --> 01:01:36,994
cause there's this party I got
to get back to. It's important.
1063
01:01:36,996 --> 01:01:38,496
A Slave auctioneers party?
1064
01:01:38,498 --> 01:01:41,298
- Hey.
- Yo, what's up?
1065
01:01:41,300 --> 01:01:42,432
Thank you for coming.
1066
01:01:42,434 --> 01:01:44,668
I wouldn't miss this
for the world.
1067
01:01:44,670 --> 01:01:46,570
You always know just
what to say, huh?
1068
01:01:46,572 --> 01:01:48,706
I literally just said that.
1069
01:01:48,708 --> 01:01:50,807
I hope you stay.
1070
01:01:50,809 --> 01:01:52,543
Yo, is the reason why
you don't call me no more
1071
01:01:52,545 --> 01:01:56,547
is cause you sell out or
cause you're just a star?
1072
01:01:56,549 --> 01:01:58,216
What are you talking about?
1073
01:01:58,218 --> 01:02:00,254
Eleven million views, man!
1074
01:02:00,988 --> 01:02:02,520
What the fuck?
1075
01:02:02,522 --> 01:02:04,390
You're like the Ariana
Grande of disloyal niggas.
1076
01:02:04,392 --> 01:02:06,957
Have a cola and smile, bitch!
1077
01:02:10,698 --> 01:02:12,698
You could really
help us out right now.
1078
01:02:12,700 --> 01:02:14,665
We got them by the balls,
but they're holding out.
1079
01:02:14,667 --> 01:02:16,701
We got the info on how much
this is costing them.
1080
01:02:16,703 --> 01:02:20,472
You flipping sides
could turn the tide.
1081
01:02:20,474 --> 01:02:23,076
Don't be the leaf
that floats down the river.
1082
01:02:23,078 --> 01:02:24,913
Be the stone that
splits the stream.
1083
01:02:26,648 --> 01:02:27,480
Is that Tupac?
1084
01:02:35,556 --> 01:02:38,925
Welcome, friends! Gather around,
1085
01:02:38,927 --> 01:02:40,729
Form a semi-circle.
1086
01:02:41,897 --> 01:02:46,933
Tonight, we will have a
transformative experience.
1087
01:02:46,935 --> 01:02:48,535
In those containers,
1088
01:02:48,537 --> 01:02:50,836
there are broken cell phones,
used bullet casings,
1089
01:02:50,838 --> 01:02:53,406
and water balloons filled
with sheep's blood.
1090
01:02:53,408 --> 01:02:56,209
Cellphones can only work
with the mineral Coltan,
1091
01:02:56,211 --> 01:02:58,778
which is found
in Africa's Congo.
1092
01:02:58,780 --> 01:03:03,249
The profit involved in this
has created hardship and wars.
1093
01:03:03,251 --> 01:03:05,151
I will stand here.
1094
01:03:05,153 --> 01:03:06,621
If you feel so moved,
1095
01:03:06,623 --> 01:03:09,357
you may throw the items
in the containers at me.
1096
01:03:09,359 --> 01:03:11,092
While I'm standing here,
1097
01:03:11,094 --> 01:03:12,594
I will be reciting excerpts
1098
01:03:12,596 --> 01:03:18,032
from the timeless
Motown-produced movie entitled
1099
01:03:18,034 --> 01:03:19,500
"The Last Dragon".
1100
01:03:19,502 --> 01:03:23,204
I'll recite those lines
Angela says to Eddie Arcadian
1101
01:03:23,206 --> 01:03:25,443
as she leaves him.
1102
01:03:27,411 --> 01:03:28,713
Let's begin.
1103
01:03:37,321 --> 01:03:39,722
"And in the end, Eddie,
you know what?
1104
01:03:39,724 --> 01:03:43,459
"You're nothing but a misguided
midget asshole
1105
01:03:43,461 --> 01:03:45,794
"with dreams
of ruling the world.
1106
01:03:45,796 --> 01:03:49,164
"Yeah, and also
from Kew Gardens.
1107
01:03:49,166 --> 01:03:53,369
And also getting by
on my tits."
1108
01:03:53,371 --> 01:03:54,640
Bravo!
1109
01:03:58,511 --> 01:04:01,677
"And in the end, Eddie,
you know what?
1110
01:04:01,679 --> 01:04:05,583
"You're nothing but a
misguided midget asshole
1111
01:04:05,585 --> 01:04:07,683
"with dreams
of ruling the world.
1112
01:04:07,685 --> 01:04:09,386
"And also from Kew Gardens.
1113
01:04:09,388 --> 01:04:12,991
And also getting by
on my tits."
1114
01:04:18,231 --> 01:04:22,367
"And in the end, Eddie,
you know what?
1115
01:04:22,369 --> 01:04:25,035
"You're nothing but a mis...
1116
01:04:25,037 --> 01:04:28,740
"misguided midget asshole
1117
01:04:28,742 --> 01:04:32,242
"with dreams
of ruling the world.
1118
01:04:32,244 --> 01:04:35,312
"Yeah, also from Kew Gardens.
1119
01:04:35,314 --> 01:04:37,582
And also getting by
on my tits."
1120
01:04:37,584 --> 01:04:40,017
Hey, hey, hey! Stop!
1121
01:04:40,019 --> 01:04:41,386
What the fuck is this?
1122
01:04:41,388 --> 01:04:42,987
Why would you subject
yourself to this?
1123
01:04:42,989 --> 01:04:45,424
It's a part of the show, Cassius.
1124
01:04:45,426 --> 01:04:47,458
You of all people should
understand, right?
1125
01:04:47,460 --> 01:04:49,661
- Stick to the script.
- No.
1126
01:04:49,663 --> 01:04:52,397
Don't you have a party
to get to, Cash?
1127
01:04:52,399 --> 01:04:53,700
Go!
1128
01:04:54,902 --> 01:04:56,704
Go, Cash.
1129
01:05:06,581 --> 01:05:08,750
Let's begin again.
1130
01:05:10,719 --> 01:05:13,054
"And in the end, Eddie..."
1131
01:05:33,575 --> 01:05:34,741
Well, I guess
you're all wondering
1132
01:05:34,743 --> 01:05:36,112
why I've called this meeting!
1133
01:05:45,020 --> 01:05:45,986
Hey. Hey.
1134
01:05:45,988 --> 01:05:48,823
Fucking Sexy chocolate
motherfucker!
1135
01:05:49,691 --> 01:05:52,225
- Oh yeah!
- Cool guy.
1136
01:05:52,227 --> 01:05:53,461
You're coming with me.
1137
01:05:53,463 --> 01:05:55,028
I know you're loving
the new digs.
1138
01:05:55,030 --> 01:05:58,101
Or even better,
I'm digging the new love.
1139
01:05:59,268 --> 01:06:00,668
Stick around because...
1140
01:06:00,670 --> 01:06:01,836
I think a lot
of these bitches
1141
01:06:01,838 --> 01:06:03,304
are gonna be
getting naked later.
1142
01:06:03,306 --> 01:06:05,807
You know, I mean, your parties
are the stuff of folklore.
1143
01:06:05,809 --> 01:06:07,842
You got to meet the man
of the hour though.
1144
01:06:07,844 --> 01:06:10,411
Hey Cassius Green.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
1145
01:06:10,413 --> 01:06:12,414
An honor even, sir.
1146
01:06:12,416 --> 01:06:14,481
It's okay, he's friendly.
He's friendly.
1147
01:06:14,483 --> 01:06:15,851
Oh, yeah, how you doing man?
You alright?
1148
01:06:15,853 --> 01:06:17,219
I'm really well,
thank you.
1149
01:06:17,221 --> 01:06:19,622
Thank you for inviting us, Mr. Lift.
It's amazing.
1150
01:06:19,624 --> 01:06:22,125
Just don't call me
"Mister."
1151
01:06:22,127 --> 01:06:24,426
Oh, uh... Steve.
1152
01:06:24,428 --> 01:06:26,131
I never said "Steve."
1153
01:06:28,033 --> 01:06:29,101
Sir.
1154
01:06:32,269 --> 01:06:34,604
- I'm fucking kidding with you, man.
- Ow! Ow!
1155
01:06:34,606 --> 01:06:36,305
You can call me
whatever you want,
1156
01:06:36,307 --> 01:06:37,839
you keep
closing those deals.
1157
01:06:37,841 --> 01:06:40,810
You must be like a fucking genius.
1158
01:06:40,812 --> 01:06:42,279
I'd love to pick your brain
1159
01:06:42,281 --> 01:06:44,014
because we need people like
you over at WorryFree.
1160
01:06:44,016 --> 01:06:47,052
People who can comprehend
the big picture, you know?
1161
01:06:47,786 --> 01:06:50,288
It's people like you that are
gonna save this nation.
1162
01:06:50,290 --> 01:06:51,554
I mean look
don't get me wrong;
1163
01:06:51,556 --> 01:06:53,190
we still need the workers
to do the work.
1164
01:06:53,192 --> 01:06:54,358
Per se.
1165
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:55,858
But we also need
people like you.
1166
01:06:55,860 --> 01:06:57,362
People that can be trusted.
1167
01:06:58,130 --> 01:07:01,764
People that can analyze
the challenge and adapt.
1168
01:07:01,766 --> 01:07:04,036
Like a cunning racoon.
1169
01:07:05,070 --> 01:07:06,738
Like a snake.
1170
01:07:06,740 --> 01:07:08,809
Or like a tardigrade!
1171
01:07:12,445 --> 01:07:13,713
Thanks...
1172
01:07:15,682 --> 01:07:18,017
Go, I'll lock up.
1173
01:07:19,653 --> 01:07:21,120
Great performance tonight, D!
1174
01:07:22,555 --> 01:07:24,022
I told you,
you didn't have to do that.
1175
01:07:24,024 --> 01:07:26,359
No, it's my pleasure.
It was good.
1176
01:07:30,464 --> 01:07:33,934
So, you gonna tell me what
you thought about the show now?
1177
01:07:35,469 --> 01:07:37,839
It was, uh...
1178
01:07:39,040 --> 01:07:40,440
fiery.
1179
01:07:40,442 --> 01:07:42,674
Fiery? The fuck?
1180
01:07:42,676 --> 01:07:44,310
That's what you thought?
That's it?
1181
01:07:44,312 --> 01:07:46,378
It was fiery.
It was great.
1182
01:07:46,380 --> 01:07:48,984
Alright. Shh,
you can tell me later.
1183
01:07:54,555 --> 01:07:56,990
So now, I gotta climb over the
side of this overturned jeep
1184
01:07:56,992 --> 01:07:58,492
cause I got to
pry the AK out
1185
01:07:58,494 --> 01:07:59,959
from under the crushed
bloody body
1186
01:07:59,961 --> 01:08:02,629
of my now inconveniently
deceased guide, right?
1187
01:08:02,631 --> 01:08:04,263
And just as I get this thing out
I spin around.
1188
01:08:04,265 --> 01:08:05,999
And this fucking thing
starts to charge and it...
1189
01:08:12,842 --> 01:08:14,774
Fucker took two mags
to the head.
1190
01:08:14,776 --> 01:08:16,345
Turned that bitch
into a trophy.
1191
01:08:18,548 --> 01:08:20,047
What about you, Cash?
1192
01:08:20,049 --> 01:08:22,382
You ever had to bust a cap
in anybody's ass?
1193
01:08:23,686 --> 01:08:26,053
- Green, no...
- Shut the fuck up!
1194
01:08:26,055 --> 01:08:28,221
I'm talking to the man
of the hour here.
1195
01:08:28,223 --> 01:08:29,759
Come on man, have a seat.
1196
01:08:31,060 --> 01:08:32,262
Come on.
1197
01:08:33,029 --> 01:08:36,397
I want to hear about some of
that Oakland gangster shit, man.
1198
01:08:36,399 --> 01:08:38,398
- Oaktown.
- Just right here?
1199
01:08:38,400 --> 01:08:40,099
- Just sit down?
- Yeah.
1200
01:08:40,101 --> 01:08:41,971
Well...
1201
01:08:41,973 --> 01:08:47,342
Luckily, I have not had
to put a cap in anyone's ass.
1202
01:08:47,344 --> 01:08:48,910
Or head or anything.
1203
01:08:48,912 --> 01:08:52,681
So, I don't have any cool
stories, sorry.
1204
01:08:52,683 --> 01:08:56,383
Alright, well I mean
give us something. Right?
1205
01:08:56,385 --> 01:08:59,287
These boring cunts are at
every single one of my parties.
1206
01:08:59,289 --> 01:09:01,989
You're different, man.
Make an impression.
1207
01:09:01,991 --> 01:09:03,725
At least take off
the white voice.
1208
01:09:03,727 --> 01:09:05,828
And I know you can
bust a rap, right?
1209
01:09:05,830 --> 01:09:07,463
No, actually I can't.
1210
01:09:07,465 --> 01:09:09,066
Bullshit. Come on. Bullshit.
1211
01:09:09,068 --> 01:09:10,365
I can't, man.
1212
01:09:10,367 --> 01:09:12,935
I mean I can listen to rap,
well, but I just can't rap.
1213
01:09:12,937 --> 01:09:14,436
It's actually embarrassing.
1214
01:09:14,438 --> 01:09:15,739
I don't know.
I think he's lying.
1215
01:09:15,741 --> 01:09:16,939
I think you can rap.
1216
01:09:16,941 --> 01:09:18,674
I think you should rap.
1217
01:09:18,676 --> 01:09:20,275
Rap, rap, rap...
1218
01:09:20,277 --> 01:09:23,747
Rap, rap, rap, rap, rap, rap.
1219
01:09:23,749 --> 01:09:25,548
Rap, rap, rap.
1220
01:09:25,550 --> 01:09:29,152
Rap, rap, rap,
rap, rap, rap.
1221
01:09:29,154 --> 01:09:30,720
Rap, rap, rap.
1222
01:09:30,722 --> 01:09:34,258
Rap, rap, rap,
rap, rap, rap.
1223
01:09:44,869 --> 01:09:47,273
My name is Cash. I like to...
1224
01:09:49,309 --> 01:09:50,409
Smash!
1225
01:09:56,482 --> 01:09:59,352
I come from the land of dope.
1226
01:10:00,153 --> 01:10:02,289
Somebody got something to smoke?
1227
01:10:09,329 --> 01:10:10,627
Nigger shit. Nigger shit.
1228
01:10:10,629 --> 01:10:11,862
Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit.
1229
01:10:11,864 --> 01:10:13,130
Nigger shit. Nigger shit.
1230
01:10:13,132 --> 01:10:14,599
Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit.
1231
01:10:14,601 --> 01:10:15,899
Nigger shit. Nigger shit.
1232
01:10:15,901 --> 01:10:17,168
Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit.
1233
01:10:17,170 --> 01:10:18,703
- Nigger shit. Nigger shit.
- Yeah!
1234
01:10:18,705 --> 01:10:20,206
Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit.
1235
01:10:20,208 --> 01:10:22,240
Nigger shit. Nigger shit.
Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit.
1236
01:10:22,242 --> 01:10:24,743
Nigger shit. Nigger shit.
Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit.
1237
01:10:24,745 --> 01:10:27,479
Nigger shit. Nigger shit.
Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit.
1238
01:10:27,481 --> 01:10:30,149
- Yeah!
- Nigger shit. Nigger shit. Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit.
1239
01:10:30,151 --> 01:10:32,685
Nigger shit. Nigger shit.
Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit.
1240
01:10:32,687 --> 01:10:35,421
Nigger shit. Nigger shit.
Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit.
1241
01:10:35,423 --> 01:10:38,123
Nigger shit. Nigger shit.
Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit.
1242
01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:40,826
Nigger shit. Nigger shit.
Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit.
1243
01:10:40,828 --> 01:10:42,398
Nigger shit. Nigger shit.
1244
01:10:45,768 --> 01:10:48,534
Nigger shit. Nigger shit.
Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit.
1245
01:10:48,536 --> 01:10:51,771
Nigger shit. Nigger shit.
Nigger, nigger, nigger, shit.
1246
01:11:51,868 --> 01:11:53,735
Go through that big ass foyer.
1247
01:11:53,737 --> 01:11:55,337
Go through the door
next to the stairs.
1248
01:11:55,339 --> 01:11:58,140
Go down the other stairs.
Hang a left.
1249
01:11:58,142 --> 01:12:00,510
Go to the end of the hallway.
1250
01:12:00,512 --> 01:12:01,912
Then make a right.
1251
01:12:01,914 --> 01:12:04,046
You'll see it.
1252
01:12:04,048 --> 01:12:06,248
Big magenta color doors.
At the end of the halls.
1253
01:12:06,250 --> 01:12:07,817
Steve Lift will be
waiting for you.
1254
01:12:07,819 --> 01:12:09,088
He wants you in there.
1255
01:12:10,621 --> 01:12:14,924
Look here, young blood. We don't
cry about the shit that should be.
1256
01:12:14,926 --> 01:12:17,427
We just thrive on what is
and what is...
1257
01:12:17,429 --> 01:12:18,932
opportunity.
1258
01:12:20,098 --> 01:12:22,168
This could be big, Cassius.
1259
01:12:23,535 --> 01:12:25,468
Don't do that thing.
1260
01:12:25,470 --> 01:12:28,241
- What thing?
- That thing where you fuck it up.
1261
01:12:30,942 --> 01:12:32,411
Please, though.
1262
01:13:48,923 --> 01:13:50,258
Heads up.
1263
01:13:51,325 --> 01:13:54,328
This place is fucking nuts, man.
1264
01:13:54,330 --> 01:13:56,297
Thank you. I will accept
your backhanded compliment.
1265
01:13:56,299 --> 01:13:59,268
Please. Take a seat,
Mr. Cassius Green.
1266
01:14:03,673 --> 01:14:06,240
- How's your head, you alright?
- No, it's perfect.
1267
01:14:06,242 --> 01:14:08,842
Well, here, in this lair
1268
01:14:08,844 --> 01:14:10,310
we do no line
before its time.
1269
01:14:10,312 --> 01:14:12,447
And for you, my friend,
it is time.
1270
01:14:12,449 --> 01:14:16,384
Cause you are rolling
with the big dogs now.
1271
01:14:16,386 --> 01:14:17,789
Fuck it!
1272
01:14:27,631 --> 01:14:30,365
Fuck! It's strong, man!
1273
01:14:30,367 --> 01:14:33,636
Oh yeah. I have a
proposition for you, Cash.
1274
01:14:33,638 --> 01:14:37,105
I will listen to your
proposition, Stevie.
1275
01:14:37,107 --> 01:14:41,009
I want you at WorryFree.
1276
01:14:41,011 --> 01:14:42,980
I see something in you.
1277
01:14:42,982 --> 01:14:44,481
I think that you are more
1278
01:14:44,483 --> 01:14:46,215
than just the world's
greatest telemarketer
1279
01:14:46,217 --> 01:14:47,817
since Hal Jameson.
1280
01:14:47,819 --> 01:14:49,887
You know what
that's very interesting.
1281
01:14:49,889 --> 01:14:50,920
Boring, though.
1282
01:14:50,922 --> 01:14:52,821
I want to talk
about the dollars
1283
01:14:52,823 --> 01:14:54,257
and zeros and the commas
and shit.
1284
01:14:54,259 --> 01:14:55,825
Cocky. I like it.
1285
01:14:55,827 --> 01:14:57,694
Watch this little video
proposal we put together
1286
01:14:57,696 --> 01:14:59,428
and you'll understand
everything. Alright?
1287
01:15:05,238 --> 01:15:07,037
You know, I kind of
got to piss.
1288
01:15:07,039 --> 01:15:08,438
So, could we, like,
kind of watch this
1289
01:15:08,440 --> 01:15:09,907
after I get back
from the bathroom?
1290
01:15:09,909 --> 01:15:11,178
No.
1291
01:15:16,148 --> 01:15:17,982
Hell, I got to piss, man.
1292
01:15:17,984 --> 01:15:19,584
Okay fine.
Out the door,
1293
01:15:19,586 --> 01:15:21,685
halfway down the hallway,
jade door.
1294
01:15:21,687 --> 01:15:23,090
Jade door, okay.
1295
01:15:36,636 --> 01:15:37,804
Okay...
1296
01:15:40,507 --> 01:15:41,576
Wow...
1297
01:15:42,543 --> 01:15:43,611
Alright...
1298
01:15:46,679 --> 01:15:48,647
Shit...
1299
01:15:48,649 --> 01:15:49,851
One stall.
1300
01:15:50,918 --> 01:15:54,087
Hey, you on your way
in or out, man?
1301
01:15:54,089 --> 01:15:55,624
Can you help me?
1302
01:15:58,026 --> 01:16:00,726
No. No, I can't. Sorry.
1303
01:16:00,728 --> 01:16:02,962
Please. Could you help me?
1304
01:16:02,964 --> 01:16:06,168
Fucked up, man.
I'm really hurt.
1305
01:16:09,137 --> 01:16:12,508
Oh, shit. Okay.
1306
01:16:13,842 --> 01:16:15,376
Just hold on, man.
1307
01:16:22,084 --> 01:16:25,119
Please... help me.
1308
01:16:25,121 --> 01:16:28,155
Help me! Help me!
1309
01:16:32,761 --> 01:16:35,762
No, no, no, no, no, no!
Don't touch me.
1310
01:16:35,764 --> 01:16:38,167
- Help us!
- Help me!
1311
01:16:44,041 --> 01:16:45,439
Hey, what the fuck!
1312
01:16:45,441 --> 01:16:48,244
What the fuck, man!
1313
01:16:49,279 --> 01:16:52,113
- I said the jade door.
- That is the jade door.
1314
01:16:52,115 --> 01:16:53,314
No, that's an olive door.
1315
01:16:53,316 --> 01:16:54,816
That's very clearly
an olive door.
1316
01:16:54,818 --> 01:16:56,084
That's a jade door.
1317
01:16:56,086 --> 01:16:57,619
Look, you got to get me
the fuck out of here.
1318
01:16:57,621 --> 01:17:00,888
Okay, calm, calm. This is
a big misunderstanding. Okay?
1319
01:17:00,890 --> 01:17:02,590
Let's just take a deep breath
and calm down.
1320
01:17:02,592 --> 01:17:03,924
We're gonna go
back to my office.
1321
01:17:03,926 --> 01:17:05,361
I'm gonna explain
everything to you, alright?
1322
01:17:05,363 --> 01:17:06,595
Wait, do you
still have to pee?
1323
01:17:06,597 --> 01:17:08,797
I mean, I pissed
on myself, man.
1324
01:17:08,799 --> 01:17:10,532
So, no I don't have to pee.
1325
01:17:10,534 --> 01:17:12,167
Look, I got to get
the fuck out of here.
1326
01:17:12,169 --> 01:17:13,571
No, no, no, no, no, no...
1327
01:17:16,007 --> 01:17:17,605
Here's the deal.
1328
01:17:17,607 --> 01:17:20,410
I can't let you leave without
explaining everything. Alright?
1329
01:17:20,412 --> 01:17:21,778
And if you'd even
seen the video
1330
01:17:21,780 --> 01:17:23,712
before you went in there
you wouldn't even be scared.
1331
01:17:23,714 --> 01:17:26,484
What the fuck was that thing
in there, man?
1332
01:17:27,584 --> 01:17:28,654
It's...
1333
01:17:32,057 --> 01:17:33,856
the video is gonna
show you everything.
1334
01:17:33,858 --> 01:17:35,260
Don't worry about it.
1335
01:17:41,933 --> 01:17:44,669
There's a lot of
production value in this.
1336
01:17:54,380 --> 01:17:56,881
Since the dawn of time,
1337
01:17:56,883 --> 01:18:00,084
or least since before anyone
cares to remember
1338
01:18:00,086 --> 01:18:02,622
we have used our wits
to survive.
1339
01:18:04,823 --> 01:18:07,091
But what has
allowed us to thrive
1340
01:18:07,093 --> 01:18:09,360
was our use of tools.
1341
01:18:09,362 --> 01:18:11,698
A natural development.
1342
01:18:14,134 --> 01:18:16,299
But what are tools
1343
01:18:16,301 --> 01:18:18,303
if not extensions
of the appendages
1344
01:18:18,305 --> 01:18:19,707
with which we were born?
1345
01:18:21,108 --> 01:18:24,279
Humans have modified ourselves
throughout history.
1346
01:18:25,444 --> 01:18:28,245
We train ourselves to fight.
1347
01:18:28,247 --> 01:18:30,281
We work out.
1348
01:18:30,283 --> 01:18:31,782
We study.
1349
01:18:31,784 --> 01:18:34,453
Worryfree is carrying
forward this lineage
1350
01:18:34,455 --> 01:18:38,025
of natural developments
that began in prehistoric time.
1351
01:18:41,796 --> 01:18:45,034
We realize that human labor
has its limitations.
1352
01:18:48,069 --> 01:18:51,204
And, so, our scientists
have discovered a way.
1353
01:18:51,206 --> 01:18:54,340
A chemical change to make
humans stronger,
1354
01:18:54,342 --> 01:18:56,410
more obedient, more durable
1355
01:18:56,412 --> 01:18:59,713
and therefore more
efficient and profitable.
1356
01:18:59,715 --> 01:19:02,515
We are proud to announce
to our shareholders
1357
01:19:02,517 --> 01:19:07,320
that a new day in human
productivity is dawning.
1358
01:19:07,322 --> 01:19:09,355
Our workforce
of Equisapiens
1359
01:19:09,357 --> 01:19:10,757
will make Worryfree
1360
01:19:10,759 --> 01:19:13,896
the most profitable company
in human history.
1361
01:19:15,164 --> 01:19:16,764
And you, our shareholders,
1362
01:19:16,766 --> 01:19:19,399
will be a part
of that history.
1363
01:19:19,401 --> 01:19:22,403
See? It's all just a
big misunderstanding.
1364
01:19:22,405 --> 01:19:25,605
This ain't no fucking
misunderstanding, man!
1365
01:19:25,607 --> 01:19:30,078
So, you making half-human,
half-horse fucking things
1366
01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:31,446
so you can make more money?
1367
01:19:31,448 --> 01:19:32,748
Yeah, basically.
1368
01:19:32,750 --> 01:19:35,382
I just didn't want you
to think I was crazy.
1369
01:19:35,384 --> 01:19:36,985
That I was doing
this for no reason.
1370
01:19:36,987 --> 01:19:39,320
Because this isn't irrational.
1371
01:19:39,322 --> 01:19:40,888
Oh.
1372
01:19:40,890 --> 01:19:42,123
Cool. Alright.
1373
01:19:42,125 --> 01:19:43,425
Cool. No, I understand.
1374
01:19:43,427 --> 01:19:45,260
I just I just got
to leave now, man.
1375
01:19:45,262 --> 01:19:47,261
So, please get the fuck
out of my way.
1376
01:19:47,263 --> 01:19:48,363
We haven't finished
the movie.
1377
01:19:48,365 --> 01:19:49,698
Call me about that
next week, please.
1378
01:19:49,700 --> 01:19:51,399
And then we'll talk about it.
1379
01:19:51,401 --> 01:19:53,503
Sit in that chair
1380
01:19:53,505 --> 01:19:55,538
and we're gonna
watch this movie.
1381
01:19:55,540 --> 01:19:57,609
And then I'm gonna
make you a proposal.
1382
01:19:58,510 --> 01:19:59,978
Come on.
1383
01:20:06,050 --> 01:20:08,249
Our worker modification process
1384
01:20:08,251 --> 01:20:10,388
is simple and rather quick.
1385
01:20:16,227 --> 01:20:18,262
It works for
70% of humans
1386
01:20:18,264 --> 01:20:20,533
who take the
fusing catalyst.
1387
01:20:35,881 --> 01:20:37,281
And, see, this is how we begin
1388
01:20:37,283 --> 01:20:39,015
the process
of the transformation.
1389
01:20:39,017 --> 01:20:40,684
They take what's called the fusing
catalyst. And what happens is...
1390
01:20:40,686 --> 01:20:42,553
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait a minute, man.
1391
01:20:42,555 --> 01:20:45,489
What the fuck did you
give me to snort? Huh?
1392
01:20:45,491 --> 01:20:47,358
What the... what the fuck
was that?
1393
01:20:47,360 --> 01:20:48,658
- Wait, what?
- What did I snort?!
1394
01:20:48,660 --> 01:20:49,928
Cause I'm, I'm not
even fucking high.
1395
01:20:49,930 --> 01:20:51,929
You're not what?
Wait, wait wait. Wait.
1396
01:20:51,931 --> 01:20:54,764
No, I don't give a fuck
about that anymore, alright?
1397
01:20:54,766 --> 01:20:56,166
I don't give a fuck
about that shit.
1398
01:20:56,168 --> 01:20:57,402
If you had me
snort some shit
1399
01:20:57,404 --> 01:20:58,569
that's gonna have
me mutated man
1400
01:20:58,571 --> 01:21:00,371
I want you to fucking shoot me!
1401
01:21:00,373 --> 01:21:03,640
Cash. What you snorted was
100% Peruvian, man.
1402
01:21:03,642 --> 01:21:05,511
I need you to be a little bit
more particular, man.
1403
01:21:05,513 --> 01:21:08,413
You know, they got fucking
horses in Peru, probably.
1404
01:21:08,415 --> 01:21:11,382
- Motherfucker!
- You're gonna get semantic on me?
1405
01:21:11,384 --> 01:21:12,551
No, I'm not
getting semantic.
1406
01:21:12,553 --> 01:21:13,886
You're the one
that's being semantic
1407
01:21:13,888 --> 01:21:15,753
if you refer to the fucking
horses as a 100%.
1408
01:21:15,755 --> 01:21:17,389
Fuck that.
It doesn't even matter.
1409
01:21:17,391 --> 01:21:18,657
Was it coke?
Was it not coke?
1410
01:21:18,659 --> 01:21:21,527
- What was it?
- Cash. It was coke.
1411
01:21:21,529 --> 01:21:23,596
Calm down, man.
1412
01:21:23,598 --> 01:21:25,430
You're... I wouldn't
just give you
1413
01:21:25,432 --> 01:21:27,164
the fusing catalyst
without telling you.
1414
01:21:27,166 --> 01:21:29,435
I'm not evil. Okay?
1415
01:21:29,437 --> 01:21:30,904
The reason you're not high
1416
01:21:30,906 --> 01:21:33,707
is because your adrenaline
is pumping so hard right now
1417
01:21:33,709 --> 01:21:35,141
that to be perfectly honest
1418
01:21:35,143 --> 01:21:38,043
you're starting to harsh both
of our mellows. Okay?
1419
01:21:38,045 --> 01:21:41,114
So, sit down
and just take a breath, man.
1420
01:21:41,116 --> 01:21:42,216
It's fucking adrenaline.
1421
01:21:42,218 --> 01:21:44,116
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
1422
01:21:44,118 --> 01:21:46,285
It's fine, okay.
Just breathe.
1423
01:21:46,287 --> 01:21:48,055
Okay?
1424
01:21:48,057 --> 01:21:50,089
Fucking bitch...
1425
01:21:50,091 --> 01:21:51,857
Okay?
1426
01:21:51,859 --> 01:21:56,099
Now, the proposal that
I want to make you is this...
1427
01:21:56,933 --> 01:21:59,799
That is the future
of labor. Okay?
1428
01:21:59,801 --> 01:22:01,869
They're bigger.
They're stronger.
1429
01:22:01,871 --> 01:22:03,571
They hopefully
gripe a lot less.
1430
01:22:03,573 --> 01:22:07,575
And also, soon, I'm gonna
have millions of them.
1431
01:22:07,577 --> 01:22:08,741
Fucking crazy...
1432
01:22:08,743 --> 01:22:10,443
They're gonna form
their own society.
1433
01:22:10,445 --> 01:22:12,379
They'll probably form
their own culture.
1434
01:22:12,381 --> 01:22:14,115
Then maybe
they want to organize.
1435
01:22:14,117 --> 01:22:15,516
Maybe they
want to rebel.
1436
01:22:15,518 --> 01:22:18,786
And that's why we need
someone on the inside
1437
01:22:18,788 --> 01:22:22,323
who represents
Worryfree's needs.
1438
01:22:22,325 --> 01:22:24,595
Someone they can relate to.
1439
01:22:25,494 --> 01:22:27,594
To manage it.
1440
01:22:27,596 --> 01:22:29,264
For fucking horse people.
1441
01:22:29,266 --> 01:22:31,433
No. No.
1442
01:22:31,435 --> 01:22:36,504
The Equisapien
Martin Luther King, Junior.
1443
01:22:36,506 --> 01:22:39,073
But one that we create.
1444
01:22:39,075 --> 01:22:40,842
One that we control.
1445
01:22:40,844 --> 01:22:43,979
So, you want to...
want to have a false leader
1446
01:22:43,981 --> 01:22:46,015
for these fucking
horse people.
1447
01:22:46,017 --> 01:22:48,518
But at the same time,
he works for you?
1448
01:22:48,520 --> 01:22:50,989
Yeah. Keeps shit simple.
1449
01:22:53,691 --> 01:22:55,757
Well, why the fuck
did you choose me?
1450
01:22:55,759 --> 01:22:57,225
Out of everybody
you could have chose,
1451
01:22:57,227 --> 01:22:58,293
why did you pick me?
1452
01:22:58,295 --> 01:23:00,697
- For what?
- Cash. Cash.
1453
01:23:00,699 --> 01:23:04,233
You are awesome.
1454
01:23:04,235 --> 01:23:06,802
I've never seen anyone
go through the ranks
1455
01:23:06,804 --> 01:23:08,838
at Regalview
like you did.
1456
01:23:08,840 --> 01:23:12,275
And I want someone
like that at Worryfree.
1457
01:23:12,277 --> 01:23:13,709
Someone hungry.
1458
01:23:13,711 --> 01:23:15,779
Someone who'll fucking shank
their own friend in the back
1459
01:23:15,781 --> 01:23:18,114
if it means getting
what they want.
1460
01:23:18,116 --> 01:23:21,252
Now, look, I can see that
you're freaked out.
1461
01:23:21,254 --> 01:23:23,319
And that you
want to say no.
1462
01:23:23,321 --> 01:23:26,258
But I wouldn't do that before
you see what I'm offering.
1463
01:23:33,533 --> 01:23:34,932
No, man. No, no.
1464
01:23:34,934 --> 01:23:36,468
There's no fucking
amount of money
1465
01:23:36,470 --> 01:23:38,102
that will make me
do that shit.
1466
01:23:38,104 --> 01:23:39,338
Two things.
1467
01:23:39,340 --> 01:23:41,239
One:
it's a short-term contract.
1468
01:23:41,241 --> 01:23:43,074
Five years. Done.
1469
01:23:43,076 --> 01:23:45,110
Then we give you
the diffuser antidote
1470
01:23:45,112 --> 01:23:46,410
special sauce serum
1471
01:23:46,412 --> 01:23:47,911
and you're back to normal.
1472
01:23:47,913 --> 01:23:51,383
And the second one, and I
want you to remember this.
1473
01:23:51,385 --> 01:23:53,888
You're gonna have
a horse cock.
1474
01:23:55,489 --> 01:23:59,224
What the fuck is a special antidote
sauce serum. What the f...
1475
01:23:59,226 --> 01:24:00,793
It sounds like you
made that shit up, man.
1476
01:24:00,795 --> 01:24:01,927
That shit ain't real.
1477
01:24:01,929 --> 01:24:04,729
No, it's real.
And so is my offer.
1478
01:24:04,731 --> 01:24:07,566
Five years as our man
amongst horses.
1479
01:24:07,568 --> 01:24:10,271
For one hundred
million dollars.
1480
01:24:11,605 --> 01:24:13,438
Just go sleep on it. Okay?
1481
01:24:13,440 --> 01:24:17,178
And after that,
holla at your boy. Okay.
1482
01:24:17,913 --> 01:24:21,083
Get out in that party
and go fuck something.
1483
01:24:50,045 --> 01:24:53,249
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
1484
01:24:55,684 --> 01:24:58,388
Fuck! Fuck!
1485
01:25:09,800 --> 01:25:12,070
Where's my cell phone?
1486
01:25:19,343 --> 01:25:21,643
San Francisco Chronicle, good morning.
1487
01:25:21,645 --> 01:25:23,579
Um... Eric.
Eric Arnold, please.
1488
01:25:23,581 --> 01:25:24,849
One moment.
1489
01:25:25,683 --> 01:25:27,281
Hello.
1490
01:25:27,283 --> 01:25:30,219
Okay, Eric Arnold.
My name is Cassius Green.
1491
01:25:30,221 --> 01:25:32,722
I have some
important information.
1492
01:25:32,724 --> 01:25:34,191
Some very, very
important information
1493
01:25:34,193 --> 01:25:37,126
that I think you would really,
really be interested in.
1494
01:25:37,128 --> 01:25:41,130
- Okay, shoot.
- Okay, uh... alright.
1495
01:25:41,132 --> 01:25:44,200
They turning motherfuckers
into horse-people.
1496
01:25:44,202 --> 01:25:47,637
Horse... half-horse, half-human
people that work. Alright.
1497
01:25:47,639 --> 01:25:49,739
Look, they have you
snort some fucking coke,
1498
01:25:49,741 --> 01:25:51,208
and, well,
it's not really coke,
1499
01:25:51,210 --> 01:25:53,243
but you snort it and it has
your nostrils get all big
1500
01:25:53,245 --> 01:25:54,944
and then you get
a horse dick and shit.
1501
01:25:54,946 --> 01:25:58,314
And listen... listen, you got
to get this story out here, man,
1502
01:25:58,316 --> 01:26:00,250
because look, you put...
1503
01:26:00,252 --> 01:26:01,218
Jake?
1504
01:26:01,220 --> 01:26:04,255
What you talking about?
No. Cassius.
1505
01:26:04,257 --> 01:26:06,090
Cassius Green.
1506
01:26:09,561 --> 01:26:11,260
The first thing we're gonna do
1507
01:26:11,262 --> 01:26:14,233
is cut a little nib
into the cola can.
1508
01:26:19,272 --> 01:26:23,877
Voila! "Have a cola
and smile, bitch," wig!
1509
01:26:26,847 --> 01:26:29,850
Fuck! Where the fuck
is my cellphone?!
1510
01:26:32,118 --> 01:26:33,685
And the strangest thing
1511
01:26:33,687 --> 01:26:35,153
to happen in
advertising history
1512
01:26:35,155 --> 01:26:37,322
Soda Cola has announced
working with Cynthia Rose,
1513
01:26:37,324 --> 01:26:40,092
the foul-mouthed heroine
with perfect aim
1514
01:26:40,094 --> 01:26:42,995
from the "Cola-and-Smile-Bitch"
YouTube clip.
1515
01:26:42,997 --> 01:26:44,829
Rose reportedly signed
for an amount of money
1516
01:26:44,831 --> 01:26:46,565
that could buy
four white babies.
1517
01:26:46,567 --> 01:26:49,168
The strike breaker who's
hilariously pegged in that clip
1518
01:26:49,170 --> 01:26:50,302
has been revealed
to be named...
1519
01:26:50,304 --> 01:26:51,904
- Cassius Green.
- Cassius Green.
1520
01:26:51,906 --> 01:26:54,239
Alright Doc,
now I'm, uh...
1521
01:26:54,241 --> 01:26:55,842
I got a little worried,
you know.
1522
01:26:55,844 --> 01:26:57,810
Because I was looking at it
maybe from up here.
1523
01:26:57,812 --> 01:26:59,811
But that it might be different.
1524
01:26:59,813 --> 01:27:01,249
Is it bigger?
1525
01:27:03,817 --> 01:27:05,819
No. No, it's the same size.
1526
01:27:05,821 --> 01:27:07,286
I mean, I'm glad
you're feeling yourself.
1527
01:27:07,288 --> 01:27:09,522
Is that why you tried to
booty call me last night?
1528
01:27:09,524 --> 01:27:13,058
I didn't try to booty call you.
I lost my phone. I told you.
1529
01:27:13,060 --> 01:27:14,895
It doesn't matter.
I got a new one.
1530
01:27:14,897 --> 01:27:16,362
What is up with you, Cash?
1531
01:27:16,364 --> 01:27:18,831
You called me at 3:23.
You left a video message.
1532
01:27:18,833 --> 01:27:19,999
I didn't check it,
1533
01:27:20,001 --> 01:27:21,101
cause I assumed
it was lude as fuck
1534
01:27:21,103 --> 01:27:22,303
and I wasn't
trying to do that...
1535
01:27:22,305 --> 01:27:23,506
Can I see that?
1536
01:27:24,739 --> 01:27:26,108
Come on.
1537
01:27:33,816 --> 01:27:37,852
We're hurting!
We're hurting!
1538
01:27:37,854 --> 01:27:39,554
Help us! Help us!
1539
01:27:39,556 --> 01:27:41,888
Get back in there. Get in there.
1540
01:27:41,890 --> 01:27:43,392
Help us!
1541
01:27:44,994 --> 01:27:46,662
We're hurting!
1542
01:27:47,430 --> 01:27:49,598
Security code cleared.
1543
01:27:49,600 --> 01:27:51,131
Love of Christ.
1544
01:27:51,133 --> 01:27:53,234
If your beautiful perversions
don't shut the fuck up,
1545
01:27:53,236 --> 01:27:56,039
I will turn you all into glue!
1546
01:27:56,973 --> 01:27:58,575
I found my phone.
1547
01:28:09,520 --> 01:28:11,086
I don't know, Cash...
1548
01:28:11,088 --> 01:28:13,822
You got to do something.
People got to know.
1549
01:28:13,824 --> 01:28:16,059
Right? Honey,
you got to tell them, right?
1550
01:28:16,061 --> 01:28:17,362
Yeah. Yeah I mean...
1551
01:28:18,263 --> 01:28:20,029
- Why did you show...
- I don't know, alright.
1552
01:28:20,031 --> 01:28:21,498
I snorted something that was...
1553
01:28:21,500 --> 01:28:22,765
I thought it was activated
1554
01:28:22,767 --> 01:28:24,434
but it turned out
it was just coke...
1555
01:28:24,436 --> 01:28:26,468
But why did you focus
on your dick, though?
1556
01:28:26,470 --> 01:28:27,637
They have big nostrils
1557
01:28:27,639 --> 01:28:29,338
you could have just asked me
to check your nostrils.
1558
01:28:29,340 --> 01:28:31,343
- Okay check ‘em, check ‘em.
- Okay, okay.
1559
01:28:32,576 --> 01:28:33,877
Yeah, they look bigger.
1560
01:28:33,879 --> 01:28:35,444
- No, they don't.
- I think that's just cause...
1561
01:28:35,446 --> 01:28:37,346
- Yeah. You're flaring them.
- No, I'm not flaring them.
1562
01:28:37,348 --> 01:28:38,849
- You are, you are.
- No, I'm not.
1563
01:28:38,851 --> 01:28:40,486
Just relax them a little bit
so I can see.
1564
01:28:41,754 --> 01:28:44,955
Okay. Look, listen. They're normal size.
They look normal size.
1565
01:28:44,957 --> 01:28:46,625
They look normal size.
1566
01:29:09,015 --> 01:29:10,115
I need you to know...
1567
01:29:10,117 --> 01:29:12,517
I want to be clear...
1568
01:29:12,519 --> 01:29:14,119
this can't happen again.
1569
01:29:14,121 --> 01:29:15,920
I'm not going back.
1570
01:29:15,922 --> 01:29:18,556
I'm not going to be
a fucking Power Caller.
1571
01:29:18,558 --> 01:29:20,424
That's a good decision.
1572
01:29:20,426 --> 01:29:21,625
But I...
1573
01:29:21,627 --> 01:29:23,495
- I still have problems with all this.
- I'm not...
1574
01:29:23,497 --> 01:29:25,763
Only something happening to you
turned you against them.
1575
01:29:25,765 --> 01:29:27,531
Okay. But I know
how they view me.
1576
01:29:27,533 --> 01:29:29,469
How I look in the eyes
1577
01:29:29,471 --> 01:29:31,371
of fucking Worryfree
and Regalview.
1578
01:29:31,373 --> 01:29:34,974
They just view me as another one
of their fucking creatures
1579
01:29:34,976 --> 01:29:38,113
to control and to manipulate.
And that's not me.
1580
01:29:39,980 --> 01:29:41,248
Good.
1581
01:29:42,650 --> 01:29:43,719
Good.
1582
01:29:46,654 --> 01:29:48,723
That doesn't change
what I said about us.
1583
01:29:51,059 --> 01:29:53,193
And also, I kind of
messed around
1584
01:29:53,195 --> 01:29:54,427
with somebody last night.
1585
01:29:54,429 --> 01:29:56,199
What? Wait...
1586
01:29:56,932 --> 01:29:58,864
what do you mean you kind of...
1587
01:29:58,866 --> 01:30:00,567
I need you
to explain that one
1588
01:30:00,569 --> 01:30:01,868
cause I don't understand
1589
01:30:01,870 --> 01:30:05,574
what you mean by you kind of
messed around with somebody.
1590
01:30:06,508 --> 01:30:09,710
- I mean did you...
- Everything but.
1591
01:30:09,712 --> 01:30:10,844
Everything but.
1592
01:30:10,846 --> 01:30:12,045
You see, that's
almost worse than
1593
01:30:12,047 --> 01:30:13,579
anything I can imagine
in my mind.
1594
01:30:13,581 --> 01:30:18,022
- Everything but. So, did you...
- Cassius we were broken up.
1595
01:30:18,955 --> 01:30:20,821
Okay? It's over.
1596
01:30:20,823 --> 01:30:23,559
It's me and you that shouldn't
have messed around tonight.
1597
01:30:33,836 --> 01:30:36,040
You want to know
who it was?
1598
01:30:37,808 --> 01:30:39,540
Do you plan on fucking
1599
01:30:39,542 --> 01:30:42,479
or "everything but"-ting
with that person again?
1600
01:30:43,648 --> 01:30:44,716
No.
1601
01:30:46,917 --> 01:30:49,621
Nah. No,
I don't want to know, then.
1602
01:30:52,189 --> 01:30:54,259
No, I don't want to know.
1603
01:31:22,387 --> 01:31:24,823
I have absolutely no
idea what this is about.
1604
01:31:25,657 --> 01:31:28,158
Maybe it's saying that
capitalism dehumanizes them.
1605
01:31:28,160 --> 01:31:30,528
Maybe the artist
is being literal.
1606
01:31:30,530 --> 01:31:33,698
Maybe Worryfree is
turning workers into horses.
1607
01:31:33,700 --> 01:31:35,635
And literally fucking them?
1608
01:31:47,946 --> 01:31:49,080
Hey, bro.
1609
01:31:49,082 --> 01:31:50,413
Ain't you the dude
from the clip
1610
01:31:50,415 --> 01:31:52,016
that got hit in the head
with the can?
1611
01:31:52,018 --> 01:31:54,386
No. No, everybody thinks
that's me, man.
1612
01:31:54,388 --> 01:31:56,488
- But that's not me.
- What's wrong with your head then?
1613
01:31:56,490 --> 01:31:58,090
Man, everybody
thinks that's...
1614
01:31:58,092 --> 01:31:59,524
That's you,
that shit is funny!
1615
01:31:59,526 --> 01:32:02,796
- What the fuck, man?!
- For you lyin'!
1616
01:32:13,607 --> 01:32:14,808
That's alright.
1617
01:32:16,077 --> 01:32:17,346
Happen to the best of us.
1618
01:32:22,050 --> 01:32:23,318
Walk it off.
1619
01:32:32,359 --> 01:32:33,692
This is Cassius Green
1620
01:32:33,694 --> 01:32:35,695
from "Have-A-Cola
And-A-Smile-Bitch" fame.
1621
01:32:35,697 --> 01:32:37,499
I want to be on
your show tomorrow.
1622
01:32:53,683 --> 01:32:56,683
"I Got the Shit
Kicked Out Of Me"
1623
01:32:56,685 --> 01:32:59,853
Today, YouTube sensation
Cassius Green is here.
1624
01:32:59,855 --> 01:33:02,121
You had
500 million people
1625
01:33:02,123 --> 01:33:03,557
watch you get pegged
to the noggin
1626
01:33:03,559 --> 01:33:05,660
and get utterly humiliated.
It was effin hilarious.
1627
01:33:05,662 --> 01:33:07,495
The way your hair
went up like that...
1628
01:33:09,232 --> 01:33:11,131
The whole world is laughing
‘til they pissed.
1629
01:33:12,468 --> 01:33:15,403
Well, I got a new clip
that I need you to play
1630
01:33:15,405 --> 01:33:17,237
and the only reason
I came on the show
1631
01:33:17,239 --> 01:33:19,140
was because you agreed
to show this clip
1632
01:33:19,142 --> 01:33:21,376
to your 150 million viewers.
1633
01:33:21,378 --> 01:33:23,277
Well, if you want some ass,
you have to bring some ass.
1634
01:33:23,279 --> 01:33:24,946
So, we'll get ready
for an ass whipping,
1635
01:33:24,948 --> 01:33:26,279
then jump in the shit tank.
1636
01:33:26,281 --> 01:33:27,783
Then we'll play your clip.
1637
01:33:47,605 --> 01:33:49,939
Could you play
my clip now, please?
1638
01:33:49,941 --> 01:33:51,273
Okay.
1639
01:33:51,275 --> 01:33:54,244
Is it as crazy as the
cola-and-a-smile-bitch clip?
1640
01:33:54,246 --> 01:33:55,712
Not possible.
1641
01:33:57,049 --> 01:33:59,181
It's crazy, Mary.
1642
01:33:59,183 --> 01:34:01,818
- It's fucking crazy.
- Woo-hoo.
1643
01:34:01,820 --> 01:34:03,287
Let's roll the clip.
1644
01:34:03,289 --> 01:34:06,222
Help us. We're hurting!
1645
01:34:06,224 --> 01:34:08,158
We're hurting!
1646
01:34:08,160 --> 01:34:11,028
If you beautiful perversions
don't shut the fuck up,
1647
01:34:11,030 --> 01:34:13,896
I will turn you
all into glue!
1648
01:34:15,702 --> 01:34:17,569
As a Power Caller
for Regalview,
1649
01:34:17,571 --> 01:34:20,303
Worryfree was
my premier client.
1650
01:34:20,305 --> 01:34:22,440
This is just
incontrovertible proof
1651
01:34:22,442 --> 01:34:24,575
of Worryfree's
evil practices.
1652
01:34:24,577 --> 01:34:27,611
They're turning humans into
grotesque horse-people.
1653
01:34:27,613 --> 01:34:29,547
And I want the world to know
1654
01:34:29,549 --> 01:34:32,549
that... that... that they're
manipulating humanity
1655
01:34:32,551 --> 01:34:34,151
for the sake of profit.
1656
01:34:34,153 --> 01:34:35,786
Now, we cannot
let this go on.
1657
01:34:35,788 --> 01:34:38,121
You have to call your
congressman, alright.
1658
01:34:38,123 --> 01:34:39,523
Call your local politicians
1659
01:34:39,525 --> 01:34:41,926
and let them know
we will not stand for this.
1660
01:34:41,928 --> 01:34:43,295
It's been one day
1661
01:34:43,297 --> 01:34:45,496
since the viral celebrity
leak to the world,
1662
01:34:45,498 --> 01:34:48,533
new scientific achievements
made by Worryfree
1663
01:34:48,535 --> 01:34:50,635
and their genius
CEO, Steve Lift,
1664
01:34:50,637 --> 01:34:53,537
which caused Worryfree
stocks to sky rocket
1665
01:34:53,539 --> 01:34:56,442
at a rate faster than any
other company in history.
1666
01:34:56,444 --> 01:34:58,076
House and
Senate leaders
1667
01:34:58,078 --> 01:34:59,644
joined Lift in
ringing the bell
1668
01:34:59,646 --> 01:35:02,280
to celebrate the record
stock market rally
1669
01:35:02,282 --> 01:35:03,750
Worryfree's success
has created.
1670
01:35:03,752 --> 01:35:04,819
Fuck you!
1671
01:35:05,753 --> 01:35:10,355
We are all sinners, but in
every sinner lies a winner.
1672
01:35:10,357 --> 01:35:12,558
The Lord lifted you
from the whore house,
1673
01:35:12,560 --> 01:35:15,095
you from flop house,
you from drop house...
1674
01:35:18,333 --> 01:35:20,699
- Fuck! Fuck!
- Out devil!
1675
01:35:20,701 --> 01:35:21,770
Fuck!
1676
01:35:31,479 --> 01:35:33,883
No. No.
We're just doing dutch.
1677
01:35:38,086 --> 01:35:40,357
- Thanks for calling, man.
- Yeah.
1678
01:35:41,191 --> 01:35:42,791
Look, I betrayed you.
1679
01:35:44,227 --> 01:35:46,092
I know it's not
gonna change anything,
1680
01:35:46,094 --> 01:35:47,595
but I wanted to say I'm sorry.
1681
01:35:47,597 --> 01:35:52,002
- I acted stupid, I was...
- Man, hey, we... we good.
1682
01:35:52,803 --> 01:35:55,236
Alright, but all you
got to do is just...
1683
01:35:55,238 --> 01:35:56,771
just do right
from now on, man.
1684
01:35:56,773 --> 01:35:58,507
Yeah, I know
and that's what...
1685
01:35:58,509 --> 01:36:01,342
I tried to change it.
I tried to stop it. But it's...
1686
01:36:01,344 --> 01:36:02,709
it's just right in front
of their faces.
1687
01:36:02,711 --> 01:36:05,480
They're turning human beings
into monstrosities
1688
01:36:05,482 --> 01:36:06,714
and nobody
gives a fuck.
1689
01:36:06,716 --> 01:36:08,450
Most people that saw you
on that screen
1690
01:36:08,452 --> 01:36:10,985
knew calling their congressman
wasn't gonna do shit.
1691
01:36:10,987 --> 01:36:12,186
If you get shown a problem,
1692
01:36:12,188 --> 01:36:13,655
but have no idea
how to control it,
1693
01:36:13,657 --> 01:36:15,924
then you just decide to get
used to the problem.
1694
01:36:15,926 --> 01:36:20,097
Yeah, and that's why our plan
for tomorrow...
1695
01:36:21,132 --> 01:36:23,098
is important.
1696
01:36:23,100 --> 01:36:24,400
‘Cause if we stop them
1697
01:36:24,402 --> 01:36:27,468
from crossing the picket line
this time we win.
1698
01:36:27,470 --> 01:36:30,339
- That's a good plan.
- Yeah.
1699
01:36:30,341 --> 01:36:32,844
Tomorrow we show ‘em
how to give fucks.
1700
01:36:37,282 --> 01:36:38,813
Ain't that about a...
1701
01:36:38,815 --> 01:36:41,785
- Happy Halloween
- Look at that shit. You see that shit?
1702
01:36:41,787 --> 01:36:44,888
What the fuck is that about?
What the fuck, man.
1703
01:36:44,890 --> 01:36:46,793
That's what
I'm talking about.
1704
01:36:50,995 --> 01:36:54,801
- Get back in there!
- We're hurting! Help us!
1705
01:37:01,539 --> 01:37:03,709
Security code cleared.
1706
01:37:10,284 --> 01:37:11,783
Fuck you, Regalview!
1707
01:37:11,785 --> 01:37:14,118
Fuck you, Regalview!
Fuck you, Regalview!
1708
01:37:14,120 --> 01:37:16,654
None of the strikers here
at the Regalview strike
1709
01:37:16,656 --> 01:37:18,588
will tell us why
they're all wearing
1710
01:37:18,590 --> 01:37:22,159
their Cola-And
A-Smile-Bitch wigs.
1711
01:37:22,161 --> 01:37:23,761
Although the strikers
have been
1712
01:37:23,763 --> 01:37:25,930
extremely militant
over the past weeks,
1713
01:37:25,932 --> 01:37:29,133
they've not been able to stop
the Stackwater juggernaut
1714
01:37:29,135 --> 01:37:30,802
from breaking through the lines.
1715
01:37:30,804 --> 01:37:33,806
Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!
1716
01:37:33,808 --> 01:37:36,874
Scabs won't pass!
Scabs won't pass!
1717
01:37:36,876 --> 01:37:40,212
Scabs won't pass!
Scabs won't pass!
1718
01:37:40,214 --> 01:37:42,213
Elbows and assholes, people!
1719
01:37:42,215 --> 01:37:43,484
Let's move!
1720
01:37:44,551 --> 01:37:47,351
Scabs won't pass!
Scabs won't pass!...
1721
01:37:53,694 --> 01:37:56,629
Scabs won't pass!
Scabs won't pass!
1722
01:37:56,631 --> 01:37:59,465
Scabs won't pass!
Scabs won't pass!
1723
01:37:59,467 --> 01:38:01,099
Scabs won't pass!
1724
01:38:01,101 --> 01:38:04,170
Scabs won't pass! Scabs won't pass!
1725
01:38:09,077 --> 01:38:10,343
Oh!
1726
01:38:18,020 --> 01:38:20,153
The infamous Cassius Green,
1727
01:38:20,155 --> 01:38:23,057
former Power Caller
and strike line crosser,
1728
01:38:23,059 --> 01:38:24,793
has switched sides.
1729
01:38:29,465 --> 01:38:31,735
- Yeah, man!
- Yeah!
1730
01:38:45,515 --> 01:38:48,149
Looks like the Calvary's
arrived, folks.
1731
01:39:07,472 --> 01:39:09,072
Get the fuck back!
1732
01:39:09,074 --> 01:39:10,675
This way! This way!
1733
01:39:12,943 --> 01:39:13,943
Come on!
1734
01:39:19,317 --> 01:39:20,350
Over here! Over here!
1735
01:39:24,354 --> 01:39:26,256
This is when
the magic happens.
1736
01:39:26,258 --> 01:39:28,094
Get them here quick.
1737
01:39:35,468 --> 01:39:36,970
Hey, Cassius.
1738
01:39:59,391 --> 01:40:01,092
Look out! Look out!
1739
01:40:01,094 --> 01:40:02,995
Hey! Hey!
1740
01:40:07,199 --> 01:40:08,836
Let me out!
1741
01:40:11,471 --> 01:40:13,140
Hey!
1742
01:40:32,493 --> 01:40:34,294
Hold your ground!
1743
01:40:38,598 --> 01:40:41,236
Yes! Yes!
1744
01:41:18,974 --> 01:41:20,042
Wow!
1745
01:41:22,077 --> 01:41:23,177
Thank you.
1746
01:41:23,179 --> 01:41:25,480
We. Are Honored.
1747
01:41:25,482 --> 01:41:28,482
To. Be. In.
Your. Presence.
1748
01:41:28,484 --> 01:41:31,419
Dude. I'm from
East Oakland.
1749
01:41:31,421 --> 01:41:32,853
Talk regular.
1750
01:41:32,855 --> 01:41:34,656
My name is DeMarius.
1751
01:41:34,658 --> 01:41:35,923
Thanks for
breaking us out.
1752
01:41:35,925 --> 01:41:39,996
Oh, I'm Cassius.
Cassius Green.
1753
01:41:40,831 --> 01:41:42,100
No problem.
1754
01:41:44,667 --> 01:41:46,468
Worryfree is here.
1755
01:41:46,470 --> 01:41:48,840
Hey. Same struggle.
1756
01:41:49,806 --> 01:41:51,074
Same fight.
1757
01:41:53,845 --> 01:41:56,381
Equisapiens!
Let's be out!
1758
01:42:02,988 --> 01:42:06,024
Equisapiens, thank you so much!
1759
01:42:09,927 --> 01:42:11,162
Hey!
1760
01:42:13,364 --> 01:42:15,200
Master mind.
1761
01:42:50,403 --> 01:42:51,903
Are you serious right now?
1762
01:42:51,905 --> 01:42:53,771
Serious as kicking the can.
1763
01:42:53,773 --> 01:42:55,172
Don't... don't play
with me, Cash
1764
01:42:55,174 --> 01:42:56,842
cause that's some
serious shit.
1765
01:42:56,844 --> 01:42:59,377
No, man. That's yours.
1766
01:42:59,379 --> 01:43:01,747
And I've got a car
that'll do me just fine
1767
01:43:01,749 --> 01:43:03,885
til I get back
to work at Regalview.
1768
01:43:06,888 --> 01:43:08,687
Plus, I wanted
to say I'm sorry.
1769
01:43:08,689 --> 01:43:11,192
Cash, man. Look.
1770
01:43:11,925 --> 01:43:14,328
Just saying sorry is fine.
1771
01:43:16,596 --> 01:43:18,731
This is good.
This is perfect.
1772
01:43:18,733 --> 01:43:20,231
This is the
perfect apology.
1773
01:43:20,233 --> 01:43:23,138
I don't want disrespect you.
You know this is cool, I'm...
1774
01:43:26,407 --> 01:43:27,475
Hey!
1775
01:43:30,712 --> 01:43:32,148
So, uh...
1776
01:43:33,015 --> 01:43:34,214
now that we
won that strike
1777
01:43:34,216 --> 01:43:36,083
you cool coming
back to work with us
1778
01:43:36,085 --> 01:43:39,452
lowly regular
telemarketers.
1779
01:43:39,454 --> 01:43:40,986
Well, if the new
and glorious
1780
01:43:40,988 --> 01:43:43,156
telemarketers union
will have me.
1781
01:43:43,158 --> 01:43:45,193
You got to start fighting
somewhere.
1782
01:43:46,427 --> 01:43:48,295
- Huh?
- Alright, bro.
1783
01:43:48,297 --> 01:43:49,899
- Be good.
- Mm-hmm.
1784
01:43:50,765 --> 01:43:52,568
Kiss already, huh?
1785
01:44:01,110 --> 01:44:04,080
So, what about being part
of something important, huh?
1786
01:44:05,114 --> 01:44:06,179
Oh shit.
1787
01:44:06,181 --> 01:44:08,382
It looks like the sun
is about to explode.
1788
01:44:08,384 --> 01:44:09,416
Oh my god...
1789
01:44:09,418 --> 01:44:10,486
Come here, sugar.
1790
01:44:13,789 --> 01:44:16,059
We are a part
of something important.
1791
01:44:16,826 --> 01:44:18,463
Changing the world.
1792
01:44:20,865 --> 01:44:22,599
Before the sun explodes.
1793
01:44:27,236 --> 01:44:28,337
Well...
1794
01:44:28,339 --> 01:44:30,738
I couldn't come back
to the exact same thing
1795
01:44:30,740 --> 01:44:33,076
after all that, right?
1796
01:44:42,987 --> 01:44:44,419
What happened?
1797
01:44:47,325 --> 01:44:48,928
What, Cash?
1798
01:45:25,864 --> 01:45:26,965
What?
1799
01:45:27,801 --> 01:45:30,234
I'm Cassius Green calling on behalf of
1800
01:45:30,236 --> 01:45:32,703
stomp a mud hole
in your ass.com.
1801
01:45:32,705 --> 01:45:34,606
Sorry to bother you but...