1
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I was born jaundiced.

2
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Once I sat on a toilet seat
at a truck stop and caught hemorrhoids.

3
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I've learned to live with a chicken bone
lodged in my throat for three years.

4
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So I knew dad would be devastated
when he learned my latest affliction.

5
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Dad, I don't want
to upset you...

6
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but my left breast is developing
significantly faster than my right.

7
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It can only mean one thing: Cancer.

8
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I'm dying.

9
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Sweetie, hand me the mayonnaise
out of the fridge.

10
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Who's in?
Raise your hand.

11
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Are you coming or not,
Thomas J.?

12
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- I don't think so.
- I knew he wouldn't.

13
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I have to go home.

14
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To play with his dolls.

15
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Leave him alone.

16
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Come on. Let's go.

17
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You didn't pay me.

18
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How do I know
you'll show us one?

19
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You're a baby.

20
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All right. Here.

21
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Follow me
and don't say a word.

22
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You ready?

23
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You sure you want to see it?
Or are you yellow?

24
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I'm not chicken.

25
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Lean forward.

26
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It's empty.

27
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- You're so weird.
- I want my money back.

28
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- I was afraid of this.
- Of what?

29
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Sometimes
when we get them...

30
00:03:03,031 --> 00:03:04,589
they're not
completely dead.

31
00:03:04,700 --> 00:03:06,759
Like when they cut
a chicken's head off...

32
00:03:06,835 --> 00:03:08,803
and they still run around.

33
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You're full of shit.

34
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I bet she's roaming
around this house somewhere.

35
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There she is
in the rocking chair.

36
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Hi, Gramoo.

37
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Vada, would you bring down
my cigarettes?

38
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See you later.

39
00:04:05,594 --> 00:04:09,860
- Did you know he was my wood shop teacher?
- You took wood shop?

40
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I made a tie rack.

41
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- The fluid's mixed?
- Yes.

42
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Put them on the stool.

43
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Guess what?
I beat Thomas J. in Monopoly.

44
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The rack holds six ties.

45
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I still have mine.

46
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- Arthur!
- Vada!

47
00:04:34,623 --> 00:04:38,320
- I beat Thomas J. in Monopoly.
- Good for you.

48
00:04:38,427 --> 00:04:41,919
Once you put hotels on Boardwalk
and Park Place, you're a shoo-in.

49
00:04:42,030 --> 00:04:45,488
- I like to buy railroads.
- We're trying to work.

50
00:04:57,746 --> 00:05:00,044
Cruella De Vil
stole all the puppies.

51
00:05:00,115 --> 00:05:02,549
She was going to make
fur out of them.

52
00:05:02,617 --> 00:05:04,141
Hand me the cannula.

53
00:05:04,219 --> 00:05:07,882
<i>There he was
just-a walkin' down the street</i>

54
00:05:07,956 --> 00:05:10,823
<i>Singin' "doo-wah diddy-diddy
dum-diddy-doo"</i>

55
00:05:10,926 --> 00:05:12,860
<i>Poppin' his fingers
and a-shufflin'...</i>

56
00:05:12,928 --> 00:05:14,896
- Vada!
- Dad?

57
00:05:15,797 --> 00:05:20,598
I'm embalming my high school teacher.
Don't sing.

58
00:05:20,669 --> 00:05:23,536
All right, Arthur.
Slide him to me a little bit.

59
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Let's put him in
a nice model C-501...

60
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bronze stainless
Eternal Journey.

61
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He'll look like a champion.

62
00:06:12,019 --> 00:06:13,884
Is Mr. Harry Sultenfuss in?

63
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Sure. Come on in.

64
00:06:27,835 --> 00:06:31,271
Have you had
the unfortunate experience...

65
00:06:31,338 --> 00:06:33,602
of recently
losing a loved one?

66
00:06:35,409 --> 00:06:37,809
Could I see your dad
for a second?

67
00:06:39,547 --> 00:06:42,448
Dad! Somebody's here!

68
00:06:45,553 --> 00:06:48,147
He's downstairs
working on Mr. Layton.

69
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Prostate cancer. Once it hits
your prostate, you're a goner.

70
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How may I help you?

71
00:07:00,100 --> 00:07:02,500
I'm Shelly DeVoto.

72
00:07:02,570 --> 00:07:05,266
We spoke regarding
the makeup artist job.

73
00:07:05,339 --> 00:07:07,830
- Yes.
- It's still available, I hope?

74
00:07:07,908 --> 00:07:09,603
I think so.

75
00:07:10,878 --> 00:07:13,073
I'm a licensed cosmetologist.

76
00:07:13,147 --> 00:07:17,174
I worked for two years
at the Dino Raphael Salon.

77
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My customers cried
when I said I was leaving.

78
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I have a wonderful disposition.
I put people at ease.

79
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These people
are already at ease.

80
00:07:29,196 --> 00:07:32,563
This is not a beauty parlor.
It's a funeral parlor.

81
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- They're dead?
- They are.

82
00:07:36,604 --> 00:07:38,367
Stiffs?

83
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Deceased.

84
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The ad just said
"makeup artist."

85
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Excuse me a second,
will you?

86
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Sure.

87
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Hi, George.
This is a 1258.

88
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I didn't want
the burnished handles.

89
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- Is that your camper?
- Yes. It is.

90
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That's really cool.

91
00:08:01,228 --> 00:08:03,560
Hello.

92
00:08:03,631 --> 00:08:04,655
She's shy.

93
00:08:06,901 --> 00:08:08,892
Put it back
in the display room.

94
00:08:13,874 --> 00:08:16,900
Daddy, how come
that coffin's so small?

95
00:08:16,977 --> 00:08:19,673
They come in all sizes,
just like shoes.

96
00:08:19,747 --> 00:08:23,046
- Is it for a child?
- Of course not.

97
00:08:23,117 --> 00:08:24,948
Then who's it for?

98
00:08:25,019 --> 00:08:27,351
Short people.
Very short people.

99
00:08:27,421 --> 00:08:31,118
Excuse me.
What about the job?

100
00:08:31,225 --> 00:08:32,749
Pardon?

101
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I need the job.

102
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You still want it?
Even though...

103
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Sure.
It's no big deal.

104
00:08:39,667 --> 00:08:41,532
You see,
all my former clients...

105
00:08:41,602 --> 00:08:43,536
will eventually die...

106
00:08:43,604 --> 00:08:45,595
and all your clients
used to be alive.

107
00:08:45,673 --> 00:08:47,766
So they have something
in common.

108
00:08:47,841 --> 00:08:50,935
You'd do hair and makeup
and answer the phone.

109
00:08:54,047 --> 00:08:57,744
- You've got a deal.
- You can start right away.

110
00:08:57,817 --> 00:08:59,751
Call me Harry.

111
00:09:00,753 --> 00:09:03,551
Is this what
you'd normally...

112
00:09:03,656 --> 00:09:05,681
wear for work?

113
00:09:05,792 --> 00:09:08,625
Don't get me wrong.
I like it.

114
00:09:08,695 --> 00:09:12,028
- But...
- I'll take good care of these people.

115
00:09:12,098 --> 00:09:14,794
They deserve it.
They're dead.

116
00:09:16,035 --> 00:09:18,094
All they've got left
is their looks.

117
00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:36,745
Look at this.
No feet.

118
00:09:36,856 --> 00:09:38,915
Wow.
A real Evel Knievel.

119
00:09:50,269 --> 00:09:52,203
What are you doing in my garage?!

120
00:09:52,271 --> 00:09:54,705
Get out of here!

121
00:10:23,770 --> 00:10:26,238
Hi, Veda.
What's wrong today?

122
00:10:26,305 --> 00:10:28,273
I'm very sick.

123
00:10:28,341 --> 00:10:31,777
Take a seat.
I'll check if the doctor can see you.

124
00:10:34,714 --> 00:10:38,047
Vada's here.
She says she's sick.

125
00:10:38,117 --> 00:10:39,709
She looks all right.

126
00:10:42,021 --> 00:10:43,454
He'll see you.

127
00:10:43,523 --> 00:10:45,491
Why don't you go in?

128
00:10:51,631 --> 00:10:54,794
Well, what is it?
I can handle it.

129
00:10:54,867 --> 00:10:56,562
You're perfectly healthy.

130
00:10:56,636 --> 00:10:59,469
That can't be.
I have the classic symptoms.

131
00:10:59,539 --> 00:11:02,599
Did they bring
Mr. Layton to your house?

132
00:11:02,675 --> 00:11:04,905
- Yes.
- You've got to stop this.

133
00:11:04,977 --> 00:11:08,504
There's absolutely
nothing wrong with you.

134
00:11:16,122 --> 00:11:19,114
I'll just have to get
a second opinion.

135
00:11:24,263 --> 00:11:27,198
What did he say
is wrong with you?

136
00:11:27,266 --> 00:11:30,064
The whole medical profession
is a crock.

137
00:11:30,136 --> 00:11:32,468
Wait up for me!

138
00:11:49,122 --> 00:11:51,146
- Look!
- At what?

139
00:11:51,256 --> 00:11:53,690
That's Mr. Bixler.
Let's go talk to him.

140
00:11:53,758 --> 00:11:56,192
I don't want to talk
to no teacher.

141
00:11:57,429 --> 00:12:00,990
Mademoiselle Sultenfuss
and the amazing Dr. J.

142
00:12:01,066 --> 00:12:03,000
- How's your summer?
- Okay.

143
00:12:03,068 --> 00:12:06,731
Mr. Bixler, I finished all the books
for summer reading.

144
00:12:06,805 --> 00:12:10,070
Really? Already?
The summer's just begun.

145
00:12:10,142 --> 00:12:12,406
Yes. Now I'm reading
"War and Peace" for fun.

146
00:12:12,477 --> 00:12:15,002
No wonder
you're my prize pupil.

147
00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:18,243
- What about you, Thomas J.?
- I haven't started.

148
00:12:18,316 --> 00:12:20,614
Get on his case, Vada.

149
00:12:20,685 --> 00:12:22,448
How come you're painting
this house?

150
00:12:22,521 --> 00:12:26,480
Well, I just bought it.
Now I'm fixing it up.

151
00:12:26,591 --> 00:12:28,991
This is one big house
for one single person.

152
00:12:29,060 --> 00:12:32,518
Well, you never can tell.

153
00:12:34,232 --> 00:12:35,563
I might get a pet.

154
00:12:36,768 --> 00:12:40,602
How are you going to pay
for this house if you're not working?

155
00:12:40,672 --> 00:12:43,800
I'm going to teach
creative writing.

156
00:12:43,875 --> 00:12:46,969
- I'm doing some work.
- How much does it cost?

157
00:12:47,045 --> 00:12:49,673
- Thirty-five dollars.
- What do you get for that?

158
00:12:49,748 --> 00:12:53,149
Me. Two hours a week
talking about poetry.

159
00:12:53,218 --> 00:12:55,186
Is this an interrogation, Vada?

160
00:12:55,253 --> 00:12:57,118
No.

161
00:12:57,222 --> 00:12:59,918
Well, I guess I'll go home
and finish off "War and Peace."

162
00:13:00,025 --> 00:13:03,586
It's summer.
You're kids. Go play.

163
00:13:10,302 --> 00:13:13,066
Want to go to Gray's Orchard
and pick some peaches?

164
00:13:13,138 --> 00:13:14,935
No. I'm going home.

165
00:13:15,006 --> 00:13:16,837
Why? It's not dinner time yet.

166
00:13:16,908 --> 00:13:20,400
You're like a dog.
You just go home to eat.

167
00:13:20,478 --> 00:13:23,038
Don't pee on the hydrant!

168
00:13:42,133 --> 00:13:44,658
<i>Bill</i>

169
00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:49,730
<i>I love you so
I always will</i>

170
00:13:49,808 --> 00:13:53,369
<i>I look at you
and see the passion</i>

171
00:13:53,445 --> 00:13:56,744
<i>Eyes of May</i>

172
00:13:56,815 --> 00:14:00,842
<i>Oh, but am I ever
gonna see</i>

173
00:14:00,919 --> 00:14:04,320
<i>My wedding day</i>

174
00:14:05,991 --> 00:14:08,516
Trooper Gwynn called.
There was a big accident.

175
00:14:08,627 --> 00:14:10,060
They're bringing
in two tomorrow.

176
00:14:10,128 --> 00:14:12,562
Excuse me.
I finished Mr. Layton's hair.

177
00:14:12,631 --> 00:14:14,360
He kind of looked...

178
00:14:14,432 --> 00:14:17,128
- What's wrong with her?
- She's pretending.

179
00:14:17,202 --> 00:14:19,067
Get up and eat your broccoli.

180
00:14:20,472 --> 00:14:23,236
I think it's my prostate.

181
00:14:23,308 --> 00:14:25,037
Something like
a" Sky Lounge? ''

182
00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:26,737
How many removals...?

183
00:14:26,811 --> 00:14:31,145
<i>I got rhythm
I got music</i>

184
00:14:31,216 --> 00:14:35,243
<i>I got my man
Who could ask for anything more</i>

185
00:14:36,321 --> 00:14:38,619
<i>I got daisies</i>

186
00:14:38,723 --> 00:14:40,657
<i>In green pastures</i>

187
00:14:40,725 --> 00:14:42,659
I had a body
in my bedroom.

188
00:14:42,727 --> 00:14:46,094
<i>I got my man
Who could ask for anything more</i>

189
00:14:54,838 --> 00:14:56,931
- Who's winning?
- I am.

190
00:14:58,142 --> 00:15:00,542
Look!
Vada and her little boyfriend.

191
00:15:00,611 --> 00:15:02,579
He's not my boyfriend.

192
00:15:02,646 --> 00:15:04,978
I bet she kisses him
on the lips.

193
00:15:05,049 --> 00:15:09,486
- You think I'd kiss that ugly thing?
- Yeah, anyway.

194
00:15:09,553 --> 00:15:11,043
Come on. Let's go.

195
00:15:11,121 --> 00:15:13,180
Judy's father
owns the Bijou theater.

196
00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:16,259
We see all the movies
we want for free.

197
00:15:16,360 --> 00:15:19,124
- Maybe you can come sometime?
- Don't invite her.

198
00:15:19,196 --> 00:15:21,596
She'll bring her boyfriend.

199
00:15:21,665 --> 00:15:23,860
<i>Vada and Thomas</i>

200
00:15:23,934 --> 00:15:25,663
<i>Sittin' in a tree</i>

201
00:15:25,736 --> 00:15:29,604
<i>K-I-S-S-I-N-G</i>

202
00:15:29,673 --> 00:15:33,541
<i>First comes love
Then comes marriage</i>

203
00:15:33,610 --> 00:15:38,547
<i>Then comes Thomas J.
in the baby carriage</i>

204
00:15:38,615 --> 00:15:39,877
You know...

205
00:15:39,950 --> 00:15:41,781
don't let them upset you.

206
00:15:41,852 --> 00:15:45,652
I'm not upset.
I would never play with them.

207
00:15:45,756 --> 00:15:49,487
I surround myself with people
I find intellectually stimulating.

208
00:15:55,299 --> 00:15:57,699
Want a piece of chocolate?

209
00:15:58,769 --> 00:16:00,999
- I'm allergic to it.
- To chocolate?

210
00:16:01,071 --> 00:16:03,631
- He's allergic to everything.
- Chocolate?

211
00:16:03,707 --> 00:16:06,267
To everything.

212
00:16:08,579 --> 00:16:10,274
That's a pretty ring.

213
00:16:10,347 --> 00:16:11,837
It's a mood ring.

214
00:16:11,915 --> 00:16:13,712
- It tells my mood.
- It doesn't work.

215
00:16:13,784 --> 00:16:16,776
- It's always black.
- Only when you're around.

216
00:16:16,854 --> 00:16:18,947
You put me
in a bad mood.

217
00:16:19,056 --> 00:16:21,024
Maybe black
means you're happy.

218
00:16:21,125 --> 00:16:23,389
I don't think so.

219
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,860
Shelly,
how can I get $35?

220
00:16:25,929 --> 00:16:28,955
She's crazy. She wants to go
to school over the summer.

221
00:16:29,032 --> 00:16:31,557
It's not a real school.
A writing class.

222
00:16:31,635 --> 00:16:33,569
I want to be a writer.

223
00:16:33,637 --> 00:16:36,037
Her sweetie pie's
the teacher.

224
00:16:36,106 --> 00:16:38,370
Shut your
big, fat mouth!

225
00:16:38,442 --> 00:16:40,910
I think you'd make
a fine writer.

226
00:16:40,978 --> 00:16:42,946
Did you ask your dad?

227
00:16:43,013 --> 00:16:44,537
He won't give it to me.

228
00:16:44,615 --> 00:16:46,640
You don't know that.

229
00:16:47,718 --> 00:16:50,209
Ask him.

230
00:16:50,287 --> 00:16:52,687
<i>Edith, what channel
is Cronkite on?</i>

231
00:16:52,790 --> 00:16:54,951
<i>Channel two, Archie.</i>

232
00:16:55,058 --> 00:16:57,026
<i>The one we don't watch
because you always say...</i>

233
00:16:57,127 --> 00:16:59,857
<i>Walter Cronkite
is a communist.</i>

234
00:17:08,305 --> 00:17:10,205
<i>I never said that, Edith.</i>

235
00:17:10,274 --> 00:17:12,174
<i>The man ain't all red.</i>

236
00:17:14,178 --> 00:17:16,237
<i>What's wrong with this?
Nothing's coming on.</i>

237
00:17:16,313 --> 00:17:18,247
<i>I'll help you, Daddy.</i>

238
00:17:18,315 --> 00:17:21,478
Daddy, can I have $35?

239
00:17:21,552 --> 00:17:23,349
That's a lot
for a little girl.

240
00:17:23,454 --> 00:17:25,081
It's for school.

241
00:17:25,189 --> 00:17:26,986
A summer writing class.

242
00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:28,648
Any more soda left?

243
00:17:32,362 --> 00:17:35,160
Shelly thinks I'd be
a good writer.

244
00:17:35,232 --> 00:17:37,757
Last month you wanted to play violin.

245
00:17:37,835 --> 00:17:41,134
Then you wanted to be
a ventriloquist.

246
00:17:41,205 --> 00:17:42,638
Dad?

247
00:17:42,706 --> 00:17:44,935
I love this guy.

248
00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:48,472
- Dad
- What?

249
00:17:48,544 --> 00:17:50,478
The money?

250
00:17:51,547 --> 00:17:53,447
Maybe next summer.

251
00:17:55,318 --> 00:17:58,287
<i>He forgot about the time
I wanted to be a magician.</i>

252
00:17:58,354 --> 00:18:01,585
<i>I was really great
at making myself disappear.</i>

253
00:18:07,063 --> 00:18:08,223
Want to play?

254
00:18:08,297 --> 00:18:10,424
No, I've got to go
to a cemetery.

255
00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:12,934
Keep your head up.

256
00:18:13,002 --> 00:18:15,368
Don't look at the ball,
look at me.

257
00:18:16,439 --> 00:18:19,135
See? You were lookin'
at the ball.

258
00:18:20,443 --> 00:18:22,343
All right?
Keep your head up.

259
00:18:22,411 --> 00:18:24,072
Gimme some skin.

260
00:19:21,437 --> 00:19:23,371
Please!
Open the door, please!

261
00:19:23,439 --> 00:19:25,999
Someone open the door!
Please!

262
00:19:26,075 --> 00:19:28,270
Please, open the door!

263
00:19:29,845 --> 00:19:32,143
<i>There he was just-a walkin'
down the street</i>

264
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:35,149
<i>Singin' "doo-wah diddy-diddy
dum-diddy-doo"</i>

265
00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,879
<i>Poppin' his fingers
and shuffling his feet</i>

266
00:19:40,022 --> 00:19:41,956
What happened?

267
00:19:43,426 --> 00:19:46,020
My ball.
I lost my ball.

268
00:19:47,129 --> 00:19:48,562
Come on.

269
00:19:55,071 --> 00:19:56,299
Excuse me?

270
00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,235
Could you take a look
at Mrs. Porter?

271
00:20:09,418 --> 00:20:12,387
Didn't I give you
a picture of her?

272
00:20:18,861 --> 00:20:20,453
You don't like it?

273
00:20:20,529 --> 00:20:23,293
This was
the Reverend Porter's wife.

274
00:20:23,366 --> 00:20:26,164
You have her looking
like a two-dollar hooker.

275
00:20:26,235 --> 00:20:28,328
I think she looks nice.

276
00:20:28,404 --> 00:20:29,962
Her lips are very thin.

277
00:20:30,039 --> 00:20:33,600
I used the gloss
to give them a sensual quality.

278
00:20:33,676 --> 00:20:37,544
And her eyes
just needed a little definition.

279
00:20:37,613 --> 00:20:40,878
And her hair...
Nobody wears this hairdo in 1972.

280
00:20:40,950 --> 00:20:42,280
She did.

281
00:20:42,350 --> 00:20:45,319
This photo was taken a month ago
at the church food drive.

282
00:20:45,387 --> 00:20:48,379
I wanted to get past
the schoolmarm image.

283
00:20:48,490 --> 00:20:50,890
That wasn't an image.

284
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,257
She was an old schoolmarm.

285
00:20:53,328 --> 00:20:55,091
Fix it.

286
00:21:03,738 --> 00:21:06,104
I was just wondering...

287
00:21:06,174 --> 00:21:08,142
if there is anything wrong
with Vada?

288
00:21:08,209 --> 00:21:09,642
What do you mean?

289
00:21:09,711 --> 00:21:12,111
- The other night...
- Oh, that. She likes to play.

290
00:21:12,180 --> 00:21:14,842
I don't think so.

291
00:21:14,916 --> 00:21:17,180
I think she's confused
about death.

292
00:21:17,285 --> 00:21:20,482
She was raised in a funeral home.
She knows a little about it.

293
00:21:20,588 --> 00:21:21,987
I really think...

294
00:21:22,057 --> 00:21:24,548
She's a happy
eleven-year-old girl.

295
00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,126
Look...

296
00:21:26,194 --> 00:21:30,221
don't give me any advice
about my daughter, okay?

297
00:21:33,301 --> 00:21:36,702
<i>Late last night
Not the night before</i>

298
00:21:36,771 --> 00:21:39,501
<i>Twenty-four robbers
came a- knockin' at my door</i>

299
00:21:39,574 --> 00:21:41,872
<i>As I went out
To let them in</i>

300
00:21:41,943 --> 00:21:45,037
<i>This is what they told me
And this is what they said</i>

301
00:21:45,113 --> 00:21:47,240
<i>Patty-cake, patty- cake
Turn around</i>

302
00:21:47,315 --> 00:21:49,374
There's Shelly!

303
00:21:52,854 --> 00:21:55,584
Can we look around
in your camper?

304
00:21:55,690 --> 00:21:59,091
Sure. I'll give you
the royal tour.

305
00:22:10,739 --> 00:22:12,434
This is the coolest thing.

306
00:22:12,507 --> 00:22:14,338
You can really
eat and sleep here?

307
00:22:16,244 --> 00:22:18,178
I'm going to drive us
to Liverpool.

308
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:21,111
Big Ringo fan.

309
00:22:22,517 --> 00:22:24,712
- Would you like a soda?
- I would.

310
00:22:24,819 --> 00:22:26,446
- Thomas?
- Yes, please.

311
00:22:32,227 --> 00:22:33,489
What are you reading?

312
00:22:37,365 --> 00:22:40,095
You shouldn't be looking at that.
It's too old for you.

313
00:22:40,168 --> 00:22:42,432
Did you read
all these books?

314
00:22:42,504 --> 00:22:43,937
What are they about?

315
00:22:45,073 --> 00:22:47,735
Mostly love
and romance.

316
00:22:48,977 --> 00:22:50,808
Gross.

317
00:22:50,879 --> 00:22:53,609
They're just fun to read.

318
00:22:53,681 --> 00:22:55,171
Here. Cheers.

319
00:23:00,121 --> 00:23:01,611
Are you married?

320
00:23:01,723 --> 00:23:03,884
No. I'm divorced.

321
00:23:03,992 --> 00:23:06,324
Daddy says it's bad
when people get divorced.

322
00:23:06,394 --> 00:23:08,453
I know.
Sometimes married people find out...

323
00:23:08,530 --> 00:23:10,464
they can't live
with each other.

324
00:23:10,532 --> 00:23:12,159
The Meyers are divorced.

325
00:23:14,569 --> 00:23:16,594
Can I have a cookie?

326
00:23:18,907 --> 00:23:20,465
Where are the cookies?

327
00:23:22,043 --> 00:23:25,069
Well, I guess you found
my secret hiding place.

328
00:23:25,146 --> 00:23:27,080
What are you saving for?

329
00:23:28,149 --> 00:23:30,310
Nothing in particular.

330
00:23:30,385 --> 00:23:32,114
Just for a rainy day.

331
00:23:34,022 --> 00:23:36,957
I'm supposed to be home
at noon for lunch.

332
00:23:37,025 --> 00:23:38,356
Thanks.

333
00:23:40,060 --> 00:23:41,322
Bye.

334
00:23:42,996 --> 00:23:44,361
Well.

335
00:23:44,431 --> 00:23:47,491
- Let's head back.
- Can I use your bathroom?

336
00:23:47,568 --> 00:23:49,195
- Sure.
- You don't have to wait.

337
00:23:49,269 --> 00:23:51,203
Daddy will be mad
if you're late.

338
00:24:01,782 --> 00:24:07,379
"The great way is not difficult
for those with no preferences.

339
00:24:07,487 --> 00:24:10,012
With the absence
of both love and hate...

340
00:24:10,123 --> 00:24:13,786
everything becomes clear
and undisguised."

341
00:24:15,429 --> 00:24:18,455
That was written by a Chinese
philosopher in the year 600.

342
00:24:18,532 --> 00:24:22,332
Why would I bring that up
in a creative writing class?

343
00:24:23,971 --> 00:24:25,370
Because...

344
00:24:25,439 --> 00:24:29,500
the absence of judgement
helps us to appreciate reality.

345
00:24:29,576 --> 00:24:33,808
In other words, I want you to listen
to your classmates' writing...

346
00:24:33,881 --> 00:24:37,146
with a clear
and open heart.

347
00:24:39,586 --> 00:24:41,178
So, who's first?

348
00:24:41,288 --> 00:24:42,721
I got one.

349
00:24:48,395 --> 00:24:51,023
"I sang a song
for you to hear.

350
00:24:51,098 --> 00:24:53,623
I painted a picture
for you to see.

351
00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:56,191
I picked a rose
for you to smell.

352
00:24:56,270 --> 00:24:59,034
I planted grass
for you to touch.

353
00:24:59,106 --> 00:25:01,199
But you did not
hear my song.

354
00:25:01,275 --> 00:25:04,039
You did not see
my picture.

355
00:25:04,111 --> 00:25:08,275
You did not smell my rose,
and you did not touch my grass."

356
00:25:08,348 --> 00:25:10,509
Maybe she was
out of town?

357
00:25:10,584 --> 00:25:12,449
That's not funny.

358
00:25:12,552 --> 00:25:14,349
His poem is about futility.

359
00:25:14,454 --> 00:25:18,390
We toil
in unrewarded obscurity.

360
00:25:18,458 --> 00:25:19,857
I hear judgment.

361
00:25:19,927 --> 00:25:22,020
Let's not forget
the part about the open heart.

362
00:25:23,196 --> 00:25:26,461
Is there something
I can do for you?

363
00:25:26,533 --> 00:25:28,364
I paid the money.

364
00:25:29,403 --> 00:25:30,563
For this class?

365
00:25:32,105 --> 00:25:34,073
I want to be a writer.

366
00:25:35,876 --> 00:25:40,438
But, Vada, this is
an adult writing class.

367
00:25:40,514 --> 00:25:45,110
I think it's beautiful.
She wants to be a writer.

368
00:25:45,218 --> 00:25:47,914
More power to you,
little sister.

369
00:25:49,189 --> 00:25:50,986
You sure you want
to do this?

370
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:55,357
Welcome to the class.

371
00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:58,057
Go find a seat.

372
00:26:03,637 --> 00:26:06,071
Who's next?

373
00:26:06,139 --> 00:26:08,607
I experienced something
with my boyfriend the other day...

374
00:26:08,675 --> 00:26:10,609
and I wrote
a few words down.

375
00:26:10,677 --> 00:26:12,269
The floor is yours, Ronda.

376
00:26:16,116 --> 00:26:19,051
"He covers me
like a blanket...

377
00:26:19,152 --> 00:26:22,815
from the cold,
dark night.

378
00:26:22,923 --> 00:26:27,451
As I look into his eyes,
I know it's right.

379
00:26:27,527 --> 00:26:31,190
To touch.
To feel.

380
00:26:31,264 --> 00:26:33,732
I know he's real.

381
00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:37,667
Flesh all a-mesh.

382
00:26:40,773 --> 00:26:42,934
I can't fight it.

383
00:26:43,009 --> 00:26:45,409
There's no point.

384
00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:48,936
I wake up
and light a joint."

385
00:27:02,061 --> 00:27:03,824
I wrote a poem, too.

386
00:27:03,896 --> 00:27:05,158
Please.

387
00:27:07,266 --> 00:27:10,133
"Ode to Ice Cream,"
by Vada Sultenfuss.

388
00:27:10,202 --> 00:27:13,433
"I like ice cream a whole lot.
It tastes good when days are hot.

389
00:27:13,506 --> 00:27:16,805
On a cone or in a dish,
this would be my only wish.

390
00:27:16,876 --> 00:27:21,472
Vanilla, chocolate, rocky road,
even with pie a la mode.''

391
00:27:21,547 --> 00:27:23,640
That's all I got so far.

392
00:27:23,716 --> 00:27:25,581
I hear that.

393
00:27:25,684 --> 00:27:29,051
"Flesh all a-mesh"
or "rocky road."

394
00:27:29,121 --> 00:27:31,282
It's about desire.

395
00:27:32,491 --> 00:27:34,823
It's very sweet
and it rhymes.

396
00:27:34,894 --> 00:27:37,488
That's also good, but...

397
00:27:39,065 --> 00:27:42,592
you're not expressing to me
what's in your soul.

398
00:27:42,668 --> 00:27:45,694
I want you to show me
how you see the world.

399
00:27:45,771 --> 00:27:48,831
Your fears,
your desires.

400
00:27:48,908 --> 00:27:51,342
Your innermost secrets.

401
00:27:51,410 --> 00:27:53,935
<i>My fears and secrets.</i>

402
00:27:54,013 --> 00:27:56,846
<i>I'm afraid
I killed my mother.</i>

403
00:28:30,116 --> 00:28:32,448
<i>Cannot do without</i>

404
00:28:32,551 --> 00:28:35,577
<i>Harry's wild about me</i>

405
00:28:36,689 --> 00:28:38,657
Excuse me, Harry.
I'm sorry.

406
00:28:38,724 --> 00:28:42,660
The flowers were delivered,
and the room's all set up.

407
00:28:42,728 --> 00:28:43,786
Thanks.

408
00:28:43,863 --> 00:28:46,423
Listen, I want to apologize...

409
00:28:46,499 --> 00:28:48,433
for the other day
about Vada.

410
00:28:48,501 --> 00:28:49,593
I was harsh.

411
00:28:49,668 --> 00:28:53,263
I shouldn't stick my nose
in other peoples' business.

412
00:28:53,339 --> 00:28:55,273
It's just that
I like Vada very much.

413
00:28:56,442 --> 00:28:59,172
After my wife died,
Gramoo moved in here...

414
00:28:59,245 --> 00:29:02,180
to help us
take care of Vada.

415
00:29:02,248 --> 00:29:04,011
They were very close.

416
00:29:04,116 --> 00:29:07,711
But lately, as her mind's
been wandering more and more...

417
00:29:07,820 --> 00:29:09,947
Vada's been acting
kind of crazy.

418
00:29:11,090 --> 00:29:13,058
I'm sure she'll
snap out of it, though.

419
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,760
I'm sure she will.

420
00:29:19,265 --> 00:29:21,631
Nothing's biting today.

421
00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:23,463
Maybe they had
a big breakfast.

422
00:29:24,570 --> 00:29:26,970
I'm going to be an acrobat
when I grow up.

423
00:29:27,039 --> 00:29:30,406
Big deal. I can do that.
You got something.

424
00:29:33,578 --> 00:29:34,772
Hurry!

425
00:29:35,847 --> 00:29:37,371
I'm trying.

426
00:29:37,448 --> 00:29:39,348
Reel it in.

427
00:29:50,094 --> 00:29:51,527
It's a sunny.
Throw it back.

428
00:29:51,596 --> 00:29:53,655
I don't like
touching fish.

429
00:29:53,731 --> 00:29:56,564
I'll pull the hook out
without touching it.

430
00:29:56,634 --> 00:29:58,192
You're hurting it.

431
00:30:04,842 --> 00:30:08,573
Darn hook! I'm bleeding.
Did he get away?

432
00:30:08,646 --> 00:30:10,307
Go look.

433
00:30:13,017 --> 00:30:15,212
He got away.
Come on. Let's go.

434
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,311
We can become blood brothers.

435
00:30:17,422 --> 00:30:19,117
I don't want to.

436
00:30:19,190 --> 00:30:21,124
You could pick
that scab on your arm.

437
00:30:21,192 --> 00:30:22,750
It's a mosquito bite.

438
00:30:22,827 --> 00:30:24,624
It'll bleed.

439
00:30:24,696 --> 00:30:27,028
If I do it,
can we go?

440
00:30:32,337 --> 00:30:34,567
Rub them together.

441
00:30:38,776 --> 00:30:40,368
We're blood brothers
for life.

442
00:30:58,062 --> 00:31:00,155
Hi. What can I do
for you?

443
00:31:01,299 --> 00:31:02,493
Nothing.

444
00:31:02,567 --> 00:31:04,592
I was just wondering
what you were doing.

445
00:31:04,669 --> 00:31:06,398
I'm just typing up
a funeral notice.

446
00:31:06,471 --> 00:31:08,905
When someone dies,
we put one in the paper.

447
00:31:08,973 --> 00:31:11,965
It's a service
we provide for the family.

448
00:31:12,043 --> 00:31:14,807
Right.

449
00:31:17,181 --> 00:31:19,172
"Bader, Lorenzo.

450
00:31:19,284 --> 00:31:21,479
Died June 22, 1972.

451
00:31:21,586 --> 00:31:24,749
Devoted husband to Nicolette.

452
00:31:24,822 --> 00:31:29,054
Cherished father
of Fabrizio and Heidi.

453
00:31:29,127 --> 00:31:33,325
In lieu of flowers, please send
donations to the Holy Name Society."

454
00:31:33,398 --> 00:31:35,866
I wrote that.

455
00:31:35,933 --> 00:31:37,867
No kidding?

456
00:31:37,935 --> 00:31:39,835
It's good.
"In lieu of."

457
00:31:39,904 --> 00:31:41,371
I love that word, "lieu."

458
00:31:41,439 --> 00:31:45,000
I prefer it to " instead.''
It has more dignity.

459
00:31:45,076 --> 00:31:47,704
"In lieu." "Instead."

460
00:31:47,779 --> 00:31:48,939
No contest.

461
00:31:49,013 --> 00:31:50,947
It's no big deal.

462
00:31:52,417 --> 00:31:54,942
You have to learn
how to take a compliment.

463
00:31:55,053 --> 00:31:56,281
"Movies.''

464
00:31:59,324 --> 00:32:01,315
"Love Story'' at the drive-in.

465
00:32:01,392 --> 00:32:03,860
Cried my eyes out.
Did you see it?

466
00:32:05,063 --> 00:32:06,997
I haven't been
to the movies in ages.

467
00:32:07,065 --> 00:32:08,999
I love to see movies.

468
00:32:09,067 --> 00:32:11,365
Especially at the drive-in.

469
00:32:11,436 --> 00:32:14,496
I don't think there's anything
more romantic than the drive-in.

470
00:32:18,376 --> 00:32:21,140
I'll let you
get back to work.

471
00:32:27,118 --> 00:32:28,642
I do enjoy
playing bingo.

472
00:32:28,753 --> 00:32:33,416
If you'd like to join me
tomorrow night, you're welcome to.

473
00:32:51,742 --> 00:32:54,734
- Are you going out somewhere?
- Nope.

474
00:32:54,811 --> 00:32:58,747
- Why put on lipstick?
- A girl's always gotta look her best.

475
00:32:58,849 --> 00:33:00,783
I think lipstick
looks fake.

476
00:33:01,585 --> 00:33:03,212
No one's lips
are that color.

477
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,753
Have you ever tried any?

478
00:33:04,821 --> 00:33:05,879
No.

479
00:33:05,989 --> 00:33:08,048
Come here.
Sit down.

480
00:33:18,969 --> 00:33:20,527
Go like this.

481
00:33:20,604 --> 00:33:22,333
Little less.

482
00:33:26,743 --> 00:33:28,005
All right.

483
00:33:28,812 --> 00:33:31,303
Now first we blot.

484
00:33:38,021 --> 00:33:39,955
Take a look.

485
00:33:40,023 --> 00:33:41,752
It looks nice on you.

486
00:33:42,826 --> 00:33:44,760
Do you think I'm pretty?

487
00:33:44,828 --> 00:33:48,161
Yes.
I think you're very pretty.

488
00:33:48,231 --> 00:33:50,426
You've got these
great, big...

489
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:52,764
sparkling eyes.

490
00:33:52,836 --> 00:33:54,929
Cutest little nose.

491
00:33:55,005 --> 00:33:56,666
An amazing mouth.

492
00:33:58,675 --> 00:34:00,540
Boys at school
don't think I am.

493
00:34:00,610 --> 00:34:02,100
They'll come around.

494
00:34:02,179 --> 00:34:04,340
Close your eyes.

495
00:34:04,448 --> 00:34:06,916
I want to bring out
the gorgeous color in them.

496
00:34:08,318 --> 00:34:12,186
Now the first rule
in applying eye makeup...

497
00:34:12,255 --> 00:34:15,588
is you can never wear
enough blue eye shadow.

498
00:34:15,659 --> 00:34:18,219
Do you like putting makeup
on people?

499
00:34:20,063 --> 00:34:21,997
I've been trying to get
to Hollywood...

500
00:34:22,065 --> 00:34:25,262
to do makeup
for the movie stars, but...

501
00:34:25,335 --> 00:34:27,667
I haven't gotten there yet.

502
00:34:31,675 --> 00:34:34,803
All right.
Open your eyes.

503
00:34:39,549 --> 00:34:43,679
I would definitely hold off
on that Hollywood thing.

504
00:34:57,067 --> 00:34:59,058
- Your lip bleeding?
- No.

505
00:34:59,135 --> 00:35:01,126
What's wrong
with your eyes?

506
00:35:01,204 --> 00:35:03,331
A girl can never wear
enough eye shadow.

507
00:35:03,406 --> 00:35:05,135
Where's your bike?

508
00:35:05,208 --> 00:35:07,199
In the garage.

509
00:35:07,277 --> 00:35:09,108
Walk me over.

510
00:35:13,350 --> 00:35:15,978
It's only a garage.
Come on.

511
00:35:17,854 --> 00:35:20,482
One of my streamers is gone.

512
00:35:20,557 --> 00:35:22,548
It probably fell off
in here.

513
00:35:25,428 --> 00:35:26,895
Look at this.

514
00:35:26,963 --> 00:35:28,725
That was Gramoo's.

515
00:35:28,797 --> 00:35:30,389
It's a phrenology chart.

516
00:35:30,466 --> 00:35:32,730
They used to study
bumps on your head...

517
00:35:32,801 --> 00:35:35,770
to see if you had
a good personality.

518
00:35:35,838 --> 00:35:39,035
- I'll diagnose your head.
- I don't wanna.

519
00:35:39,108 --> 00:35:42,134
Come on.
It's fun.

520
00:35:50,753 --> 00:35:52,687
- Interesting.
- What?

521
00:35:52,755 --> 00:35:54,689
You have no personality.

522
00:35:54,757 --> 00:35:57,419
- Where does it say that?
- Never mind.

523
00:36:00,095 --> 00:36:02,290
Is that your dad?

524
00:36:04,266 --> 00:36:06,234
Who's that with your dad?

525
00:36:12,308 --> 00:36:14,276
That's my mother.

526
00:36:14,343 --> 00:36:17,005
- Do you remember her?
- No.

527
00:36:17,079 --> 00:36:19,343
Gramoo said she's in heaven.

528
00:36:19,448 --> 00:36:21,439
What do you think it's like?

529
00:36:21,550 --> 00:36:23,347
- What?
- Heaven.

530
00:36:24,420 --> 00:36:29,289
I think everybody gets
their own white horse.

531
00:36:29,358 --> 00:36:33,260
All they do is ride
and eat marshmallows all day.

532
00:36:33,329 --> 00:36:36,196
And everybody's best friends
with everybody else.

533
00:36:37,466 --> 00:36:40,435
When you play sports,
there's no teams...

534
00:36:40,502 --> 00:36:42,470
so nobody gets picked last.

535
00:36:42,538 --> 00:36:45,234
But what if you're afraid
to ride horses?

536
00:36:45,307 --> 00:36:49,744
It doesn't matter
They're not regular horses.

537
00:36:49,812 --> 00:36:52,246
They got wings.

538
00:36:52,348 --> 00:36:55,374
And it's no big deal
if you fall.

539
00:36:55,484 --> 00:36:58,078
You just land in a cloud.

540
00:36:58,187 --> 00:37:00,451
That doesn't sound so bad.
Come on.

541
00:37:00,522 --> 00:37:02,786
We're gonna find
that streamer.

542
00:37:19,975 --> 00:37:22,671
Well. What's going on in here?

543
00:37:22,745 --> 00:37:24,042
Nothing.

544
00:37:24,113 --> 00:37:25,580
I'm dressing.

545
00:37:25,681 --> 00:37:27,114
You're dressing.

546
00:37:30,352 --> 00:37:32,445
Don't you know
it's not nice to lie...

547
00:37:32,554 --> 00:37:34,249
to your big brother?

548
00:37:35,557 --> 00:37:37,821
- Watch the hair! The shirt!
- Give!

549
00:37:37,893 --> 00:37:39,758
All right!

550
00:37:41,397 --> 00:37:42,921
I'm going out with Shelly.

551
00:37:42,998 --> 00:37:45,558
Yes! That's great.

552
00:37:47,836 --> 00:37:50,430
- I'm very nervous.
- Why?

553
00:37:50,506 --> 00:37:53,031
The last date I had
was 20 years ago.

554
00:37:53,108 --> 00:37:54,439
True.

555
00:37:55,811 --> 00:37:57,472
Sit down.

556
00:37:59,481 --> 00:38:02,143
Let me fill you in
on today's woman.

557
00:38:02,251 --> 00:38:05,220
Since the last time you dated,
something happened.

558
00:38:05,320 --> 00:38:06,878
The sexual revolution.

559
00:38:07,723 --> 00:38:10,692
Before, you had to hold a door
for a woman...

560
00:38:10,759 --> 00:38:13,284
pull her chair out,
pick up the check.

561
00:38:13,362 --> 00:38:14,829
No more.

562
00:38:14,897 --> 00:38:17,923
You know what else is missing?
Bras.

563
00:38:18,834 --> 00:38:21,701
- Oh, come on.
- I'm serious.

564
00:38:21,770 --> 00:38:23,704
Trust me, Harry.

565
00:38:23,772 --> 00:38:26,103
This women's lib thing is in.

566
00:38:26,174 --> 00:38:28,608
You gotta treat her
like every Tom, Dick and Harry.

567
00:38:28,676 --> 00:38:30,303
Are you sure?

568
00:38:30,378 --> 00:38:33,370
Did you not tell Vada
I'm a womanizer?

569
00:38:33,481 --> 00:38:35,244
I'm running late.

570
00:38:37,085 --> 00:38:40,020
- Shelly will be here any minute.
- She's picking you up?

571
00:38:40,088 --> 00:38:41,885
You're on
the right track.

572
00:38:41,956 --> 00:38:45,722
She's just driving over.
We're taking my car.

573
00:38:47,562 --> 00:38:48,654
How do I look?

574
00:38:49,731 --> 00:38:51,995
Like a Sultenfuss.

575
00:38:54,035 --> 00:38:55,593
Go get her.

576
00:38:58,172 --> 00:38:59,696
'Night.

577
00:39:01,642 --> 00:39:04,236
Why are you dressed up
to play bingo?

578
00:39:04,312 --> 00:39:05,904
I want to look nice.

579
00:39:06,013 --> 00:39:07,776
You never cared before.

580
00:39:08,883 --> 00:39:10,817
Shelly's coming.
We're going together.

581
00:39:10,885 --> 00:39:13,945
- Why?
- She likes to play bingo.

582
00:39:14,055 --> 00:39:15,545
Can I go too?

583
00:39:15,656 --> 00:39:18,420
No. You'd better
stay and keep Gramoo company.

584
00:40:01,202 --> 00:40:03,670
<i>I've got to admit,
I'd as soon...</i>

585
00:40:03,738 --> 00:40:07,674
<i>not have any more bounty prisoners
coming through Dodge any time soon.</i>

586
00:40:07,742 --> 00:40:09,903
<i>It's a bit wearin'
on the nerves.</i>

587
00:40:09,977 --> 00:40:14,311
<i>This day was starting off just fine,
and I'm gonna keep it that way.</i>

588
00:40:14,415 --> 00:40:16,975
<i>Doc, you never
answered my question.</i>

589
00:40:26,027 --> 00:40:28,018
- Where are you?
- Here.

590
00:40:28,095 --> 00:40:31,292
- Don't do that.
- Sorry.

591
00:40:31,365 --> 00:40:32,696
What do you want?

592
00:40:32,767 --> 00:40:36,533
My mom will skin me
if she finds me out here.

593
00:40:36,604 --> 00:40:38,834
Let's go to the church.
They're playing bingo.

594
00:40:38,906 --> 00:40:40,840
I told you,
I'll get in trouble.

595
00:40:40,908 --> 00:40:43,672
- Pacifist
- Am not.

596
00:40:43,744 --> 00:40:47,077
- Bed wetter.
- I stopped that.

597
00:40:48,716 --> 00:40:50,377
N-38.

598
00:40:50,484 --> 00:40:51,974
Under the " N''...

599
00:40:52,086 --> 00:40:54,748
Don't laugh.
There's a strategy to bingo.

600
00:40:54,822 --> 00:40:57,484
For instance, on a given night,
anybody can win.

601
00:40:57,558 --> 00:40:58,889
I play the odds.

602
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:00,928
When choosing bingo cards...

603
00:41:00,995 --> 00:41:05,227
I use the laws of probabilities
to avoid duplicate number systems.

604
00:41:05,299 --> 00:41:06,891
You get much more activity.

605
00:41:06,968 --> 00:41:09,835
Does it make it easier
to win?

606
00:41:09,904 --> 00:41:13,670
No. Just more activity.

607
00:41:13,741 --> 00:41:17,074
<i>l- 1 7.
Under the "I," 1- 7.</i>

608
00:41:17,144 --> 00:41:19,135
Hi, Carl, Vern.

609
00:41:19,914 --> 00:41:22,541
They won't let us in.
We're kids.

610
00:41:22,649 --> 00:41:25,277
We're not going to bet.
We're just going to watch.

611
00:41:25,385 --> 00:41:28,149
Watch bingo?
I don't even like to play.

612
00:41:28,221 --> 00:41:29,688
Duck.

613
00:41:30,790 --> 00:41:34,226
<i>N- 4-2.</i>

614
00:41:34,294 --> 00:41:36,762
<i>Under the "N," 4-2.</i>

615
00:41:36,830 --> 00:41:38,457
Great!

616
00:41:38,531 --> 00:41:40,123
There's your dad
and Shelly!

617
00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:42,464
I don't want them
to see me.

618
00:41:42,535 --> 00:41:45,095
3-7.

619
00:41:48,842 --> 00:41:53,211
<i>B- 4.
Under the "B," 4.</i>

620
00:41:56,883 --> 00:42:01,843
<i>O- 69.
Under the "O," 6-9.</i>

621
00:42:01,922 --> 00:42:04,891
- I just had a terrible thought.
- What's that?

622
00:42:04,958 --> 00:42:10,089
I'm going to be putting makeup
on some of these people soon.

623
00:42:10,163 --> 00:42:13,098
Why do you think
these seats were empty?

624
00:42:14,901 --> 00:42:16,334
B-6.

625
00:42:16,403 --> 00:42:18,428
Under the "B," 6.

626
00:42:18,505 --> 00:42:20,632
- Can we go yet?
- Go!

627
00:42:20,707 --> 00:42:24,143
I'm not allowed
out by myself after dark.

628
00:42:27,647 --> 00:42:29,342
I'm just not lucky.

629
00:42:29,449 --> 00:42:31,280
It's not always luck.

630
00:42:31,351 --> 00:42:32,841
Depending upon the numbers...

631
00:42:32,953 --> 00:42:36,013
a guy with ten cards can win
as easily as a guy with a hundred.

632
00:42:36,823 --> 00:42:38,916
Kind of like men.

633
00:42:38,992 --> 00:42:41,460
How do you mean?

634
00:42:41,528 --> 00:42:44,326
You can be in a room
with 100 men...

635
00:42:44,397 --> 00:42:47,093
and not like any of them.

636
00:42:47,167 --> 00:42:50,796
Or you can be in a room
with just one man.

637
00:42:50,870 --> 00:42:53,168
He's exactly
the one you want.

638
00:43:01,748 --> 00:43:03,181
Bingo!

639
00:43:05,218 --> 00:43:08,915
We have a winner.
Will the winner raise their hand?

640
00:43:08,989 --> 00:43:12,117
There was no bingo.
It came from outside.

641
00:43:12,192 --> 00:43:14,558
How could someone outside
get a bingo?

642
00:43:14,627 --> 00:43:17,357
Someone outside
didn't get a bingo.

643
00:43:17,430 --> 00:43:21,196
Someone outside yelled "bingo,"
you moron!

644
00:43:21,267 --> 00:43:24,168
- Who are you calling a moron?
- Put a lid on it.

645
00:43:25,205 --> 00:43:29,141
If you weren't 200 years old,
I'd kick your wrinkled ass!

646
00:43:29,209 --> 00:43:30,699
Fellows!

647
00:43:30,777 --> 00:43:32,870
- It's only bingo!
- We can go.

648
00:43:32,979 --> 00:43:38,212
Cards and bad prizes.
A cheap clock, some ugly glassware.

649
00:44:26,965 --> 00:44:29,229
I had a good time tonight.

650
00:44:29,301 --> 00:44:32,464
I haven't had
a bingo partner in ages.

651
00:44:36,008 --> 00:44:40,035
Would you like to see my house?
Just for a minute?

652
00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,923
Home sweet home.

653
00:44:56,995 --> 00:44:58,622
It's nice.

654
00:44:58,697 --> 00:45:00,665
I did it myself.

655
00:45:00,732 --> 00:45:04,668
I read a magazine article
about how to maximize small spaces.

656
00:45:04,736 --> 00:45:07,864
Well, it certainly
looks bigger than it seems.

657
00:45:09,007 --> 00:45:11,271
You can look in the bathroom,
if you want.

658
00:45:11,343 --> 00:45:13,368
People are always
curious about that.

659
00:45:13,479 --> 00:45:15,208
Like what happens
when you flush.

660
00:45:30,395 --> 00:45:31,885
Are you mad at me?

661
00:45:33,465 --> 00:45:34,727
No. Why?

662
00:45:35,901 --> 00:45:39,337
I don't know.
You just seemed a little cool.

663
00:45:39,404 --> 00:45:42,100
Not opening car doors...

664
00:45:42,174 --> 00:45:45,610
That was Phil's
advice on dating 70s women.

665
00:45:45,711 --> 00:45:48,908
I'm out of touch.
I haven't dated in ages.

666
00:45:49,014 --> 00:45:50,982
Not since my wife died.

667
00:45:52,050 --> 00:45:53,483
What happened to her?

668
00:45:56,989 --> 00:45:59,321
Complications during childbirth.

669
00:46:00,893 --> 00:46:02,884
She died two days
after Vada was born.

670
00:46:04,663 --> 00:46:06,563
Did she ever see Vada?

671
00:46:09,835 --> 00:46:11,928
I brought the baby
into the room...

672
00:46:12,004 --> 00:46:14,302
a couple of times.

673
00:46:14,373 --> 00:46:16,898
She opened her eyes.

674
00:46:18,210 --> 00:46:20,269
I think she saw Vada.

675
00:46:22,781 --> 00:46:24,715
It was...

676
00:46:26,652 --> 00:46:29,120
Did I ruin this?

677
00:46:31,490 --> 00:46:32,980
Dance with me?

678
00:46:33,058 --> 00:46:35,492
Here?

679
00:46:38,197 --> 00:46:40,392
This is where we are.

680
00:46:41,733 --> 00:46:43,997
Is there enough room?

681
00:46:48,207 --> 00:46:50,072
- I haven't danced...
- In ages.

682
00:46:50,142 --> 00:46:52,633
I know. Me neither.

683
00:47:01,553 --> 00:47:02,815
Bra?

684
00:47:04,756 --> 00:47:08,556
See? You're not that
out of touch.

685
00:47:12,965 --> 00:47:14,398
You're good.

686
00:47:15,800 --> 00:47:19,099
At Woodman High,
I was considered a hot date.

687
00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:22,003
I did a killer Trug.

688
00:47:27,211 --> 00:47:29,145
What are you wearing?

689
00:47:29,213 --> 00:47:30,840
Old Spice.

690
00:47:30,948 --> 00:47:33,508
Phil says
it's a timeless classic.

691
00:47:50,401 --> 00:47:52,130
So do you want to?

692
00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:54,637
Want to what?

693
00:47:54,705 --> 00:47:55,967
Kiss me.

694
00:47:56,040 --> 00:47:58,304
- Yes.
- Good.

695
00:48:10,154 --> 00:48:13,021
Good at kissing
and dancing.

696
00:48:13,090 --> 00:48:15,786
I'm very optimistic.

697
00:48:23,834 --> 00:48:26,564
I'd better go.

698
00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:29,663
It's only a clock.

699
00:48:29,740 --> 00:48:31,970
Good night.

700
00:48:38,215 --> 00:48:39,705
Well.

701
00:48:39,817 --> 00:48:42,377
I guess it's official.
We had a date.

702
00:48:42,453 --> 00:48:44,444
Maybe we can play bingo
again sometime?

703
00:48:44,522 --> 00:48:47,514
I'm tired of bingo.

704
00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:50,526
Maybe we should try
that drive-in of yours.

705
00:48:52,530 --> 00:48:53,997
Good night.

706
00:49:15,186 --> 00:49:16,653
Before class started...

707
00:49:16,754 --> 00:49:20,986
Ronda and Justin wanted to lead
the class in a group meditation.

708
00:49:21,058 --> 00:49:23,390
That's really cool.

709
00:49:23,461 --> 00:49:29,195
What we're going to do is
send our vibes out into the group.

710
00:49:33,170 --> 00:49:35,104
Everybody hold hands...

711
00:49:35,172 --> 00:49:36,605
and close your eyes.

712
00:49:38,242 --> 00:49:43,077
Relax your muscles
and take deep breaths.

713
00:49:45,916 --> 00:49:48,111
Now try to feel...

714
00:49:48,185 --> 00:49:52,747
what the other person is feeling
without speaking any words.

715
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:55,849
Send out your vibe...

716
00:49:55,926 --> 00:49:59,657
and receive the vibes from around you
at the same time.

717
00:50:00,398 --> 00:50:02,332
Can you feel it?

718
00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:08,469
Open your eyes.
What did everybody feel?

719
00:50:08,539 --> 00:50:11,667
I felt Mrs. Hunsaker's strength.

720
00:50:11,742 --> 00:50:15,006
I can feel that Ronda
is one with the earth.

721
00:50:15,111 --> 00:50:17,409
She's so cosmically in tune.

722
00:50:17,480 --> 00:50:21,644
So right on.
That's exactly what I sent out.

723
00:50:21,718 --> 00:50:23,948
And I felt like you were full...

724
00:50:24,020 --> 00:50:26,181
of inner peace and harmony.

725
00:50:28,057 --> 00:50:30,321
Vada, what did you feel?

726
00:50:31,528 --> 00:50:34,224
- I felt Justin's hangnail.
- No, Vada.

727
00:50:34,297 --> 00:50:36,527
That's not what we're looking for.

728
00:50:36,599 --> 00:50:39,193
A hangnail is insignificant.

729
00:50:40,270 --> 00:50:42,568
What's in my soul...

730
00:50:42,639 --> 00:50:44,971
feel my aura.

731
00:50:45,041 --> 00:50:47,635
I don't think I'm allowed to.

732
00:50:48,745 --> 00:50:51,213
Tell you what.
Let's try it again.

733
00:50:52,282 --> 00:50:54,216
Hold hands.

734
00:50:56,686 --> 00:50:59,120
<i>Gramoo once had a hangnail
on her big toe.</i>

735
00:50:59,189 --> 00:51:01,919
<i>It got infecfed and traveled
to her vocal chords.</i>

736
00:51:01,991 --> 00:51:03,754
<i>Ruined her singing voice.</i>

737
00:51:03,827 --> 00:51:07,285
<i>I don't think Gramoo
thought it was insignificant.</i>

738
00:52:04,454 --> 00:52:06,422
And some lettuce.

739
00:52:08,491 --> 00:52:11,392
Watch out for the rust
when you get lettuce.

740
00:52:14,030 --> 00:52:15,861
I thought I recognized you two.

741
00:52:20,003 --> 00:52:21,937
We're just picking things up
for the barbecue.

742
00:52:22,005 --> 00:52:24,530
Me too.
Mind if I tag along?

743
00:52:24,607 --> 00:52:27,098
Not at all.

744
00:52:27,210 --> 00:52:31,806
- A lot of potatoes.
- It's for Shelly's famous potato salad.

745
00:52:31,915 --> 00:52:35,248
I'm looking forward to that.
Damn it!

746
00:52:35,318 --> 00:52:38,754
- Watch what you're doing!
- Sorry.

747
00:52:40,323 --> 00:52:42,814
This'll be my first July 4th picnic
in a long time.

748
00:52:42,892 --> 00:52:47,158
Dad, didn't you say you needed prunes
real bad?

749
00:52:47,230 --> 00:52:50,495
Just put anything you want
in the cart.

750
00:52:51,668 --> 00:52:53,602
I don't know
what's gotten in to her today.

751
00:52:54,671 --> 00:52:57,401
I need olives.

752
00:52:57,473 --> 00:53:00,169
<i>I used to like to play
with my Ken and Barbie dolls.</i>

753
00:53:00,276 --> 00:53:03,734
<i>Ken was my favorite.
Then one Christmas, I got them a camper.</i>

754
00:53:03,846 --> 00:53:06,314
<i>All they wanted to do
was hang out by themselves.</i>

755
00:53:06,416 --> 00:53:10,647
<i>So I wasn't too upset when they took
that wrong turn and went over the cliff.</i>

756
00:53:10,719 --> 00:53:14,621
<i>Gave proof through the night</i>

757
00:53:14,690 --> 00:53:18,717
<i>That our flag was still there</i>

758
00:53:18,794 --> 00:53:23,629
<i>Oh, say does that star-spangled</i>

759
00:53:23,699 --> 00:53:28,295
<i>Banner yet wave</i>

760
00:53:55,364 --> 00:53:58,561
I told you, use fewer briquettes.
Now look what you've done.

761
00:53:58,634 --> 00:54:02,229
- You've cremated them.
- That's what I do.

762
00:54:02,304 --> 00:54:03,896
Do you want to do it?

763
00:54:03,972 --> 00:54:06,941
Why don't you pre-measure the briquettes
in little packages?

764
00:54:07,009 --> 00:54:09,068
Put out a product.
Support me a while.

765
00:54:09,177 --> 00:54:10,872
How's it going, chef?

766
00:54:10,979 --> 00:54:13,948
- I love your apron.
- Thanks.

767
00:54:14,049 --> 00:54:17,610
- Is it ready yet?
- No, sweetie. Not yet.

768
00:54:17,686 --> 00:54:20,211
- When.
- Soon, honey.

769
00:54:20,288 --> 00:54:22,222
- When?
- In a minute.

770
00:54:22,290 --> 00:54:25,225
It's hot. You'll burn your nose.
Look out.

771
00:54:31,767 --> 00:54:34,702
- Just a minute, Mom.
- Dinner!

772
00:54:39,074 --> 00:54:40,541
<i>Rub-a-dub-dub...</i>

773
00:54:40,609 --> 00:54:42,133
thanks for the grub.

774
00:54:42,244 --> 00:54:45,372
- Yea, God.
- I'll second that.

775
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:46,879
Shelly, like seafood?

776
00:54:46,948 --> 00:54:48,279
Why?

777
00:54:48,350 --> 00:54:50,341
"See food."

778
00:54:50,419 --> 00:54:52,284
That's attractive.

779
00:54:54,990 --> 00:54:57,254
Shit.
Excuse me.

780
00:55:00,595 --> 00:55:03,496
Hey, who lives here?
The Addams family?

781
00:55:03,565 --> 00:55:06,966
- Danny, what are you doing here?
- What am I doing here?

782
00:55:07,035 --> 00:55:10,266
Hi, Ralph.
Danny, how'd you find me?

783
00:55:10,338 --> 00:55:13,830
You told everybody where you were going.
I'm here for the motor home.

784
00:55:13,942 --> 00:55:16,934
These two people
do not have a good relationship.

785
00:55:17,045 --> 00:55:19,513
I've been living in it.
The camper is mine!

786
00:55:19,614 --> 00:55:22,082
"Mutual asset."
That's what the lawyer said.

787
00:55:22,150 --> 00:55:23,811
It's supposed to be ours.

788
00:55:23,885 --> 00:55:26,945
- Not Shelly's recreational vehicle.
- Would you keep your voice down!

789
00:55:27,022 --> 00:55:28,956
My boss is watching us.

790
00:55:29,024 --> 00:55:31,356
I'm impressed.

791
00:55:31,426 --> 00:55:35,123
- I guess I have to introduce you now.
- All right.

792
00:55:41,870 --> 00:55:45,169
Vada Sultenfuss?
Tough break.

793
00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:47,435
I like my name.

794
00:55:47,542 --> 00:55:51,137
This is Danny and Ralph. They own
the Dino Raphael Salon in Detroit.

795
00:55:52,013 --> 00:55:53,446
We were married.

796
00:55:53,515 --> 00:55:55,483
Are you here to take her back?

797
00:55:55,550 --> 00:56:00,954
Nice to meet you. We've got burgers
and hot dogs, if you'd care to join us.

798
00:56:01,022 --> 00:56:05,652
- Can't stay. I'm here because my wife...
- Ex!

799
00:56:05,727 --> 00:56:08,957
My ex-wife seems to have ripped off
my camper.

800
00:56:09,997 --> 00:56:12,227
Honestly, he got the Mustang.

801
00:56:12,299 --> 00:56:13,926
- I promise...
- I don't think so.

802
00:56:14,001 --> 00:56:16,299
I've got a copy
of the property settlement here.

803
00:56:16,370 --> 00:56:19,430
Shit! This is my lease.

804
00:56:19,540 --> 00:56:22,634
Damn it. I keep forgetting things.
Getting senile.

805
00:56:23,778 --> 00:56:25,541
What?

806
00:56:25,613 --> 00:56:28,980
I know you've suffered
a terrible loss...

807
00:56:29,049 --> 00:56:31,847
and there's nothing
anyone can do to comfort you.

808
00:56:31,919 --> 00:56:36,447
I urge you to focus on the times
you had with the camper...

809
00:56:36,524 --> 00:56:39,084
the trips you took,
the sights you saw.

810
00:56:39,160 --> 00:56:41,890
Those days are gone, but they'll live on
in your heart forever.

811
00:56:42,763 --> 00:56:44,355
Is he boinking you?

812
00:56:44,431 --> 00:56:47,798
That's a real bonehead thing to say!

813
00:56:47,868 --> 00:56:49,893
You're not gonna take her camper.

814
00:56:49,970 --> 00:56:52,734
- Oh, no?
- It's her home. It's where she lives.

815
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,035
Really? Fine. Go cook.

816
00:56:55,142 --> 00:56:57,133
- Give me the goddamn keys!
- That hurts!

817
00:57:00,247 --> 00:57:02,112
What you do that for?

818
00:57:02,183 --> 00:57:04,276
- Who are you?
- I'm his brother.

819
00:57:04,351 --> 00:57:08,879
- Then you'll be visiting us quite often.
- Why?

820
00:57:08,956 --> 00:57:11,481
Because if he ever tries to take
Shelly's camper again...

821
00:57:11,559 --> 00:57:13,686
I'm gonna bury him in my front yard.

822
00:57:18,666 --> 00:57:20,634
Your father's a savage.

823
00:57:22,736 --> 00:57:24,328
Bye, Ralph.

824
00:57:30,010 --> 00:57:33,207
Well, you were pretty great.

825
00:57:33,280 --> 00:57:35,544
Is it really your camper?

826
00:57:45,726 --> 00:57:49,355
- Can we see them from the back yard?
- You can get the general idea.

827
00:57:53,167 --> 00:57:54,896
There they are.

828
00:57:54,969 --> 00:57:57,335
They always look the same every year.

829
00:57:58,806 --> 00:58:00,273
Look.

830
00:58:03,711 --> 00:58:06,236
Did you love him?

831
00:58:10,651 --> 00:58:13,950
I would never marry anybody
I didn't love.

832
00:58:16,390 --> 00:58:18,449
He must like Shelly.

833
00:58:18,525 --> 00:58:21,358
I never saw him hit anyone in his life.

834
00:58:22,429 --> 00:58:24,488
He likes her.

835
00:58:25,566 --> 00:58:28,194
Does he love her?

836
00:58:28,269 --> 00:58:29,702
Probably.

837
00:58:32,239 --> 00:58:34,469
Do you like her?

838
00:58:34,575 --> 00:58:36,509
Yes, I do.

839
00:58:36,577 --> 00:58:39,171
I think she's very good for your father.

840
00:58:39,280 --> 00:58:40,713
Why?

841
00:58:41,815 --> 00:58:44,841
After your mother died,
he was sad all the time.

842
00:58:44,919 --> 00:58:49,379
But before that,
he was pretty funny.

843
00:58:49,456 --> 00:58:50,889
Really?

844
00:58:55,062 --> 00:58:57,155
Now when I see him with Shelly...

845
00:58:58,232 --> 00:59:00,860
sometimes he seems like
the old Harry.

846
00:59:00,935 --> 00:59:02,869
My dad was funny?

847
00:59:04,437 --> 00:59:08,840
He wasn't one of the Marx Brothers,
but made me laugh.

848
00:59:11,978 --> 00:59:14,037
<i>My uncle fought in the Korean War.</i>

849
00:59:14,147 --> 00:59:16,445
<i>He had a steel plate
put in his head.</i>

850
00:59:16,516 --> 00:59:18,848
<i>Daddy said he didn't come back
the same.</i>

851
00:59:18,918 --> 00:59:23,753
<i>One night, we picked up a radio station
from Oklahoma in his teeth.</i>

852
00:59:23,823 --> 00:59:25,757
<i>It was really neat.</i>

853
00:59:31,698 --> 00:59:34,326
- What?
- Can't you see it?

854
00:59:34,400 --> 00:59:36,459
- No.
- It's there.

855
00:59:36,536 --> 00:59:39,300
There is no chicken bone
stuck in your throat.

856
00:59:40,473 --> 00:59:43,340
Dr. Welty,
are you sure those are yours?

857
00:59:45,111 --> 00:59:48,046
So you fill it with water, like this.

858
00:59:48,114 --> 00:59:50,844
And what have you got?
A water gun.

859
00:59:50,917 --> 00:59:53,010
Cool.
Can I get one for Vada?

860
00:59:55,588 --> 00:59:58,113
Let me ask you a question.

861
00:59:58,191 --> 01:00:00,853
Does Vada tell you
why she comes here so much?

862
01:00:00,927 --> 01:00:03,487
- She's dying.
- Do you think she is?

863
01:00:04,664 --> 01:00:06,393
Why do you think she says that?

864
01:00:06,466 --> 01:00:09,026
She scared of all those dead people
in her house.

865
01:00:09,102 --> 01:00:12,538
You know that saying, " If you can't
beat them, join them''?

866
01:00:12,605 --> 01:00:15,165
If she's one of them,
she won't be as scared.

867
01:00:15,274 --> 01:00:19,711
You know what I think? She's very lucky
to have a friend like you.

868
01:00:19,812 --> 01:00:22,144
She's my best friend.

869
01:00:23,216 --> 01:00:25,207
Miss Vada, how are you feeling?

870
01:00:26,285 --> 01:00:28,753
As good as can be expected.

871
01:00:30,990 --> 01:00:32,981
- Guess what we got?
- What?

872
01:00:33,059 --> 01:00:37,359
- This!
- Hey, you! I'm gonna get you!

873
01:00:39,065 --> 01:00:40,498
Give me that!

874
01:00:43,403 --> 01:00:46,998
- I just got you.
- You didn't.

875
01:00:47,106 --> 01:00:49,370
- Whoa.
- What?

876
01:00:49,475 --> 01:00:52,035
- There's a bee hive.
- So?

877
01:00:52,145 --> 01:00:54,079
Stand back.

878
01:00:55,715 --> 01:00:58,513
Are you crazy?
You'll get stung!

879
01:00:58,584 --> 01:01:00,211
You're right.
Let's knock it down.

880
01:01:00,286 --> 01:01:03,813
- What do you want if for, anyway?
- 'Cause they're neat.

881
01:01:11,464 --> 01:01:12,726
Got it!

882
01:01:14,033 --> 01:01:17,093
My mood ring fell off!
I gotta find it!

883
01:01:24,110 --> 01:01:26,442
They're alive!
Run for your life!

884
01:01:39,625 --> 01:01:43,220
- Run faster! They're after us!
- I am running faster.

885
01:01:43,296 --> 01:01:45,696
- Hurry!
- Jump in the water!

886
01:01:45,765 --> 01:01:48,233
- I have my clothes on!
- Do it!

887
01:02:03,315 --> 01:02:06,045
- Vada, is that you?
- Yes.

888
01:02:06,118 --> 01:02:08,882
Guess what? We're going
to the carnival tonight.

889
01:02:08,954 --> 01:02:11,388
Be ready to go in 10 minutes.

890
01:02:11,456 --> 01:02:14,084
Shelly's coming with us.

891
01:02:24,035 --> 01:02:28,335
- Vada, what's your favorite ride?
- I like the freak show.

892
01:02:28,440 --> 01:02:33,468
I know. Let's go on
the "sit on the bench and rest ride."

893
01:02:33,578 --> 01:02:36,706
I don't think that roller coaster
agreed with your dad's stomach.

894
01:02:36,781 --> 01:02:38,806
You have to watch what you eat here.

895
01:02:38,884 --> 01:02:42,115
Once I went to a carnival
with my cousins, David and Frank.

896
01:02:42,187 --> 01:02:45,520
They ate hot dogs, and the next day
came down with nephritis.

897
01:02:45,590 --> 01:02:49,583
Nephritis is a kidney disease.
You don't get it from hot dogs.

898
01:02:49,661 --> 01:02:53,358
All I know is,
the next day they had high fevers...

899
01:02:53,431 --> 01:02:55,899
and their faces got very fat.

900
01:02:55,967 --> 01:02:58,561
It baffled medical science.
They were in a magazine.

901
01:03:00,405 --> 01:03:04,774
The were! "Popular Mechanics"...
No, "Popular Science."

902
01:03:04,876 --> 01:03:07,003
I don't know. It was "Popular."

903
01:03:07,112 --> 01:03:11,845
- They're trying to hit that poor thing!
- Watch you don't knock out a fish.

904
01:03:11,917 --> 01:03:13,851
Just arc it.

905
01:03:17,022 --> 01:03:19,149
I don't know which ball's mine.

906
01:03:19,224 --> 01:03:22,352
- I won!
- Great!

907
01:03:22,427 --> 01:03:24,918
We have a winner!
There you go, little girl.

908
01:03:24,996 --> 01:03:26,964
See how easy it is?

909
01:03:27,032 --> 01:03:29,057
That's a gorgeous goldfish.

910
01:03:30,769 --> 01:03:32,361
Where'd you get that ring?

911
01:03:34,906 --> 01:03:37,101
Did you win it?

912
01:03:43,415 --> 01:03:45,007
We have something to tell you.

913
01:03:51,823 --> 01:03:53,757
We have some good news.

914
01:03:53,825 --> 01:03:55,850
We're getting married.

915
01:03:58,797 --> 01:04:00,424
My fish!

916
01:04:03,802 --> 01:04:06,930
We're having the wedding
sometime near the end of the summer.

917
01:04:07,038 --> 01:04:10,565
You'll be okay, little fish.

918
01:04:12,544 --> 01:04:14,444
Should we get you another goldfish?

919
01:04:15,347 --> 01:04:17,941
No. He's fine.

920
01:04:19,417 --> 01:04:22,818
Fish are very resilient animals.

921
01:04:22,887 --> 01:04:25,412
Don't worry.
I won't get another fish.

922
01:04:28,793 --> 01:04:30,454
The bumper car!

923
01:04:31,963 --> 01:04:35,899
For just 50 cents... a half dollar...
five dimes... ten nickels...

924
01:04:35,967 --> 01:04:40,199
we have a ride guaranteed to rearrange
all of your internal organs.

925
01:04:40,305 --> 01:04:43,934
Don't pass me by.
That's the bumper car ride!

926
01:04:44,042 --> 01:04:48,206
Bumper cars! You can't go to a carnival
and not ride them!

927
01:04:48,280 --> 01:04:50,680
I'd fall asleep at the wheel.

928
01:04:50,749 --> 01:04:52,683
I'll ride them with you.

929
01:04:52,751 --> 01:04:54,685
Great!
Come on.

930
01:04:59,590 --> 01:05:00,784
I got the blue one!

931
01:05:06,297 --> 01:05:08,265
I'm gonna come get you.

932
01:05:16,240 --> 01:05:18,299
Veda, keep your hands on the wheel.

933
01:05:56,880 --> 01:05:58,711
Careful!

934
01:05:59,783 --> 01:06:00,977
Look out!

935
01:06:33,517 --> 01:06:36,975
- Can Thomas J. come out?
- Sure. Come in.

936
01:06:41,058 --> 01:06:42,958
- Wanna ride bikes?
- Sure.

937
01:06:43,026 --> 01:06:46,587
- Did you make your bed?
- Yes.

938
01:06:46,663 --> 01:06:48,893
- You're sure?
- It's made.

939
01:06:48,966 --> 01:06:52,333
Come here.
You've got a milk moustache.

940
01:06:54,738 --> 01:06:56,433
Let's go.

941
01:06:58,342 --> 01:07:00,742
- Bye, Mom.
- Have fun, kids.

942
01:07:03,881 --> 01:07:08,250
- I'm running away.
- Where are you running to?

943
01:07:08,318 --> 01:07:12,311
California. I'm going to Hollywood
to live with the Brady Bunch.

944
01:07:12,389 --> 01:07:15,415
- I wanna live with them too.
- You can't.

945
01:07:15,492 --> 01:07:20,088
They have enough kids. You'll have
to live with the Partridge Family.

946
01:07:20,164 --> 01:07:21,927
Really?

947
01:07:36,780 --> 01:07:38,714
That's it.

948
01:07:48,725 --> 01:07:51,125
- Get up.
- I'm tired of running away.

949
01:07:51,195 --> 01:07:55,893
Besides, we passed this place twice.
We're not getting nowhere.

950
01:07:59,035 --> 01:08:03,438
- Why are you running away?
- My dad gave Shelly a ring.

951
01:08:03,506 --> 01:08:05,770
Wow! Was it a decoder ring?

952
01:08:05,842 --> 01:08:09,801
You're such a retard.
It was an engagement ring.

953
01:08:09,912 --> 01:08:13,712
They're getting married?
Now you have a mother.

954
01:08:13,783 --> 01:08:17,549
- I don't like her.
- I do. She's real funny.

955
01:08:18,488 --> 01:08:20,854
He likes her better than me.

956
01:08:26,762 --> 01:08:30,664
- I'm hungry. I can't last any longer.
- Then go home, baby.

957
01:08:30,733 --> 01:08:33,201
I have to anyway.
My mom will be worried.

958
01:08:33,269 --> 01:08:35,669
Leave, then.
Some friend you are.

959
01:08:35,771 --> 01:08:38,296
You can come to my house for dinner.

960
01:08:38,407 --> 01:08:40,534
No. I'm hiding out.

961
01:08:40,643 --> 01:08:42,838
See you.

962
01:09:40,770 --> 01:09:42,738
<i>Are the gentlemen
going to stay or not?</i>

963
01:09:45,575 --> 01:09:47,839
Perhaps you didn't hear what I said.

964
01:09:47,910 --> 01:09:50,777
<i>The whole Circle fortune
goes to you.</i>

965
01:09:50,846 --> 01:09:53,815
<i>- Twenty million dollars.
- I heard you, all right.</i>

966
01:09:53,883 --> 01:09:55,908
<i>That's quite a lot, isn't it?</i>

967
01:09:55,985 --> 01:09:59,785
<i>- It'll do in a pinch.
- I wonder why he left me all that money.</i>

968
01:09:59,855 --> 01:10:01,914
<i>I don't need it.</i>

969
01:10:03,426 --> 01:10:08,329
<i>In school, we learned some people stole
the Lindbergh baby out of his house.</i>

970
01:10:08,397 --> 01:10:11,764
<i>I think I'll sleep
with my window open tonight.</i>

971
01:10:15,705 --> 01:10:17,673
Oh, my God!

972
01:10:17,773 --> 01:10:19,764
Daddy!

973
01:10:28,851 --> 01:10:31,183
What's the matter?

974
01:10:31,253 --> 01:10:33,483
- Where's Daddy?
- He just left. What's wrong?

975
01:10:33,556 --> 01:10:35,922
- I'm hemorrhaging.
- What do you mean?

976
01:10:35,992 --> 01:10:37,721
I don't want or need your help!

977
01:10:38,794 --> 01:10:40,591
Did this happen in the bathroom?

978
01:10:42,398 --> 01:10:44,696
- How old are you?
- Eleven and a half.

979
01:10:45,534 --> 01:10:48,697
It's okay.
Come upstairs. We have to talk.

980
01:10:51,474 --> 01:10:54,442
My mommy and daddy did that?

981
01:10:54,542 --> 01:10:56,976
It's actually a very beautiful thing.

982
01:10:58,680 --> 01:11:00,448
There wouldn't have been a Veda.

983
01:11:00,448 --> 01:11:02,507
I think it should be outlawed.

984
01:11:02,584 --> 01:11:05,280
Believe me.
Someday, you'll feel differently.

985
01:11:06,554 --> 01:11:09,352
That's probably Thomas J.
I don't want to see him.

986
01:11:11,226 --> 01:11:15,720
It's not fair.
Nothing happens to boys.

987
01:11:19,100 --> 01:11:21,330
Hi. Can you come out?

988
01:11:21,436 --> 01:11:23,904
- I don't know.
- Please!

989
01:11:23,972 --> 01:11:26,702
It's real hot.
Maybe we can go swimming.

990
01:11:28,610 --> 01:11:31,204
No! Get out of here!

991
01:11:32,714 --> 01:11:36,081
And don't come back
for five to seven days!

992
01:11:53,301 --> 01:11:56,862
I'm going to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.

993
01:11:58,907 --> 01:12:00,772
Stay here.

994
01:12:57,799 --> 01:13:00,324
<i>It's quarter to three</i>

995
01:13:01,069 --> 01:13:03,594
<i>There's no one in the place</i>

996
01:13:03,705 --> 01:13:06,265
<i>Just you and me</i>

997
01:13:06,374 --> 01:13:09,366
<i>So set them up, Joe</i>

998
01:13:09,477 --> 01:13:13,709
<i>I've got a little story
you ought to know</i>

999
01:13:14,682 --> 01:13:16,980
<i>We're coming, my friend</i>

1000
01:13:18,253 --> 01:13:22,690
<i>- To the end of brief episode
- I'm so sorry.</i>

1001
01:13:22,757 --> 01:13:27,285
<i>- So make it one for my baby
- All right. It's okay.</i>

1002
01:13:27,362 --> 01:13:31,389
<i>- And one more for the road
- Very, very sorry.</i>

1003
01:13:36,037 --> 01:13:38,528
What were you thinking?

1004
01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:40,608
It's your responsibility to watch her!

1005
01:13:40,708 --> 01:13:44,508
Do you have any idea
how upset those people are in there?

1006
01:13:58,258 --> 01:14:01,227
Why do you think people
want to get married?

1007
01:14:01,295 --> 01:14:04,389
When you get older,
you just have to.

1008
01:14:04,464 --> 01:14:06,898
I'm going to marry Mr. Bixler.

1009
01:14:06,967 --> 01:14:09,834
You can't marry a teacher.
It's against the law.

1010
01:14:09,937 --> 01:14:12,030
- It is not.
- Yes, it is.

1011
01:14:12,139 --> 01:14:15,199
'Cause then he'll give you all A's,
and it won't be fair.

1012
01:14:15,309 --> 01:14:17,243
Not true.

1013
01:14:20,380 --> 01:14:22,041
Have you ever kissed anyone?

1014
01:14:23,550 --> 01:14:25,484
Like they do on TV?

1015
01:14:30,557 --> 01:14:33,754
Maybe we should, just to see
what's the big deal.

1016
01:14:33,827 --> 01:14:36,625
I don't know how.

1017
01:14:36,697 --> 01:14:38,688
Here. Practice on your arm,
like this.

1018
01:14:39,766 --> 01:14:41,927
Like this?

1019
01:14:45,105 --> 01:14:48,632
Enough practice.
Close your eyes.

1020
01:14:48,742 --> 01:14:50,642
Then I won't be able to see anything.

1021
01:14:50,711 --> 01:14:52,838
Just do it.

1022
01:14:57,517 --> 01:14:59,678
On the count of three.

1023
01:15:00,621 --> 01:15:02,282
One.

1024
01:15:02,356 --> 01:15:05,587
Two.
Two-and-a-half.

1025
01:15:05,659 --> 01:15:07,854
Three.

1026
01:15:15,135 --> 01:15:18,229
Say something.
It's too quiet.

1027
01:15:21,208 --> 01:15:23,108
Just hurry!

1028
01:15:24,311 --> 01:15:26,609
"I pledge allegiance
to the flag...

1029
01:15:26,680 --> 01:15:28,648
of the United States of America.

1030
01:15:28,715 --> 01:15:31,275
And to the republic
for which it stands...

1031
01:15:31,351 --> 01:15:33,376
one nation, under God...

1032
01:15:33,453 --> 01:15:36,752
indivisible,
with liberty and justice for all."

1033
01:15:58,679 --> 01:16:01,739
- You better not tell anyone.
- You better not either.

1034
01:16:01,815 --> 01:16:04,079
Well, let's spit on it.

1035
01:16:06,987 --> 01:16:08,955
- See you tomorrow.
- See you.

1036
01:16:11,358 --> 01:16:13,189
What?

1037
01:16:14,328 --> 01:16:17,161
- Would you think of me?
- For what?

1038
01:16:18,231 --> 01:16:21,257
If you don't marry Mr. Bixler.

1039
01:16:23,103 --> 01:16:24,968
I guess.

1040
01:17:27,033 --> 01:17:28,591
Get away!

1041
01:18:19,718 --> 01:18:22,744
- What are you doing?
- Feeding my fish.

1042
01:18:27,259 --> 01:18:30,057
Is that the fish you won
at the carnival?

1043
01:18:33,399 --> 01:18:35,333
He's getting big.

1044
01:18:39,472 --> 01:18:42,100
Come here and sit down for a minute.

1045
01:18:48,114 --> 01:18:50,446
Something happened to Thomas J.
last night.

1046
01:18:52,718 --> 01:18:54,686
He stepped on a beehive.

1047
01:18:54,753 --> 01:18:59,122
I told him not to tease those bees.
Did he get stung?

1048
01:19:02,995 --> 01:19:05,395
Maybe I should go over and yell at him.

1049
01:19:07,633 --> 01:19:10,158
No, sweetheart.
You can't.

1050
01:19:13,372 --> 01:19:14,839
Why not?

1051
01:19:17,843 --> 01:19:20,471
He was allergic to bees.

1052
01:19:21,714 --> 01:19:24,148
He's okay, isn't he?

1053
01:19:26,152 --> 01:19:28,382
There were just too many of them.

1054
01:19:50,675 --> 01:19:52,643
What's wrong, sweetheart?

1055
01:19:52,710 --> 01:19:56,407
- I can't breath. I'm suffocating.
- Relax. Let me look.

1056
01:19:56,481 --> 01:19:58,506
It's okay.
Come up here. Let me have a look.

1057
01:19:58,583 --> 01:20:00,517
That's a girl.

1058
01:20:00,585 --> 01:20:02,553
It hurts so bad!

1059
01:20:03,621 --> 01:20:06,021
- Make it stop!
- What hurts?

1060
01:20:07,091 --> 01:20:10,254
The bee stings!
I can't breathe!

1061
01:20:39,357 --> 01:20:42,258
I'm leaving some food by the door
in case you get hungry.

1062
01:20:50,201 --> 01:20:51,759
Is Veda home?

1063
01:20:51,869 --> 01:20:56,533
She is. But she's very upset
so she's not seeing anyone.

1064
01:20:57,609 --> 01:20:59,736
I'm Judy.
I go to school with her.

1065
01:20:59,811 --> 01:21:02,507
I wanted to tell her
I'm sorry about Thomas J.

1066
01:21:03,748 --> 01:21:05,739
Maybe she'll feel better
in a couple days.

1067
01:21:05,817 --> 01:21:07,148
Will you tell her I came by?

1068
01:21:07,986 --> 01:21:10,546
- Sure.
- Thank you.

1069
01:21:10,622 --> 01:21:12,214
Bye.

1070
01:21:19,631 --> 01:21:21,428
- Hi, Harry.
- Hi, Reverend Moss.

1071
01:21:21,532 --> 01:21:25,400
I know the Sennetts want to thank you
for taking care of things so quickly.

1072
01:21:37,215 --> 01:21:39,410
I see you took your tray in.

1073
01:21:40,585 --> 01:21:43,520
Maybe you should come down
for the funeral.

1074
01:21:43,588 --> 01:21:45,681
Sometimes it helps.

1075
01:21:56,367 --> 01:21:58,301
She won't come out.

1076
01:21:59,737 --> 01:22:01,466
It's been a whole day.

1077
01:22:03,007 --> 01:22:05,703
You have to do something.

1078
01:22:05,777 --> 01:22:10,976
- The funeral's starting.
- She's 11 years old!

1079
01:22:11,049 --> 01:22:12,983
Her only friend is dead!

1080
01:22:13,051 --> 01:22:15,042
I know!
What do you want from me?

1081
01:22:15,119 --> 01:22:17,383
Stop hiding!

1082
01:22:17,455 --> 01:22:19,423
You run.

1083
01:22:20,491 --> 01:22:25,394
When I came here, the idea of working
with dead people didn't thrill me.

1084
01:22:27,465 --> 01:22:29,763
When I saw a family lived here...

1085
01:22:30,868 --> 01:22:33,632
I thought...

1086
01:22:33,705 --> 01:22:38,642
if I'm living without a family,
at least I can work with one.

1087
01:22:38,710 --> 01:22:42,145
And maybe, once and a while,
be invited for supper.

1088
01:22:42,212 --> 01:22:46,308
And when those suppers are disrupted
when there's a car crash...

1089
01:22:46,383 --> 01:22:48,317
or a little boy
steps on a beehive...

1090
01:22:48,385 --> 01:22:52,321
I'm not asking you to stop feeling
for those people.

1091
01:22:54,691 --> 01:22:56,852
But life isn't just death.

1092
01:22:58,929 --> 01:23:00,794
Don't ignore the living.

1093
01:23:02,265 --> 01:23:04,495
Especially your daughter.

1094
01:23:07,170 --> 01:23:10,367
Excuse me.
The minister's about to begin.

1095
01:23:10,440 --> 01:23:13,136
Thank you, Arthur.

1096
01:23:27,190 --> 01:23:29,351
We are here to...

1097
01:23:29,426 --> 01:23:31,792
honor Thomas James Sennett.

1098
01:23:31,862 --> 01:23:35,855
He was born May 7, 1961...

1099
01:23:35,966 --> 01:23:37,627
in Madison, Pennsylvania.

1100
01:23:37,734 --> 01:23:39,702
He's survived by his loving parents...

1101
01:23:39,770 --> 01:23:41,704
Charles and Susan Sennett...

1102
01:23:41,772 --> 01:23:44,969
his grandparents,
William and Gloria Sennett...

1103
01:23:45,041 --> 01:23:47,009
and Gerald and Marjory Finn...

1104
01:23:47,077 --> 01:23:50,706
and many relatives, friends
and schoolmates.

1105
01:23:50,781 --> 01:23:55,013
The internment will follow
at Madison Memorial Park.

1106
01:23:55,085 --> 01:23:59,681
The family has asked me
to say a few words before we proceed.

1107
01:24:02,125 --> 01:24:05,754
No words I could say
would begin to express...

1108
01:24:05,829 --> 01:24:08,161
the loss and grief.

1109
01:24:09,266 --> 01:24:12,827
One word that keeps ringing in my ear...

1110
01:24:12,936 --> 01:24:14,369
is "why?"

1111
01:24:14,438 --> 01:24:17,430
Why would God choose
to take this little boy from us?

1112
01:24:18,308 --> 01:24:22,267
Why? I cant give you an answer
to that question.

1113
01:24:22,345 --> 01:24:23,778
I can tell you...

1114
01:24:23,847 --> 01:24:28,045
God has chosen Thomas J.
for some very special reason.

1115
01:24:29,886 --> 01:24:34,585
We must find solace in knowing
that he's in God's care.

1116
01:24:34,658 --> 01:24:39,459
In that place,
there is no sorrow or suffering.

1117
01:24:39,529 --> 01:24:41,793
The lion lies with the lamb.

1118
01:24:41,898 --> 01:24:44,833
The day is not divided.

1119
01:24:44,901 --> 01:24:47,995
I'd like to read a passage
from the Bible.

1120
01:24:49,606 --> 01:24:52,473
This is Matthew 19.

1121
01:24:52,542 --> 01:24:54,567
At one point, children were
brought to Him...

1122
01:24:54,644 --> 01:24:59,013
that He might lay his hands on them
in prayer.

1123
01:24:59,082 --> 01:25:00,982
Disciples began to chastise Him.

1124
01:25:02,018 --> 01:25:06,421
But Jesus said,
"Let the children come to me.

1125
01:25:06,490 --> 01:25:08,253
Do not hinder them.

1126
01:25:08,325 --> 01:25:11,294
The kingdom of God
belongs to such as these."

1127
01:25:13,129 --> 01:25:16,121
He laid his hands on their heads...

1128
01:25:16,233 --> 01:25:18,224
before he left that place.

1129
01:25:18,335 --> 01:25:21,395
Let us pray in silence.

1130
01:25:22,839 --> 01:25:25,535
Wanna go tree climbing?

1131
01:25:25,609 --> 01:25:29,067
His face hurts!
And where are his glasses?

1132
01:25:29,145 --> 01:25:31,841
He can't see without his glasses!

1133
01:25:31,915 --> 01:25:33,849
Put his glasses on!

1134
01:25:38,020 --> 01:25:42,650
- He was going to be an acrobat.
- He's gone, sweetheart.

1135
01:25:47,763 --> 01:25:49,390
Wait!

1136
01:26:05,548 --> 01:26:08,142
I was just on my way to your house.

1137
01:26:08,217 --> 01:26:11,482
You all right?
I'm so sorry about Thomas J.

1138
01:26:13,322 --> 01:26:15,620
We don't have to talk about him!

1139
01:26:18,127 --> 01:26:20,095
It's okay.
We won't talk about him.

1140
01:26:20,162 --> 01:26:23,962
Justin and Ronda say that I should
tell people what I feel.

1141
01:26:24,934 --> 01:26:27,459
Come here.
Sit down over here.

1142
01:26:33,342 --> 01:26:35,310
I love you.

1143
01:26:36,545 --> 01:26:39,946
I love you like my dad loves Shelly.

1144
01:26:40,015 --> 01:26:41,949
And I wanna live here.

1145
01:26:45,154 --> 01:26:47,418
I think your dad would miss you.

1146
01:26:47,489 --> 01:26:50,686
No, he wouldn't.
I can't go home.

1147
01:26:50,759 --> 01:26:54,786
Hank, I'll be ready in a second.
I can't find my other earring.

1148
01:26:55,664 --> 01:26:57,256
This is Veda.

1149
01:27:00,436 --> 01:27:02,961
- I'm really sorry.
- Could you give us a minute?

1150
01:27:07,876 --> 01:27:09,309
Who's that?

1151
01:27:10,512 --> 01:27:12,309
That's Suzanne.

1152
01:27:18,020 --> 01:27:20,352
She and I are gonna be married
this fall.

1153
01:27:21,523 --> 01:27:24,424
I was gonna bring her to class
next week.

1154
01:27:24,493 --> 01:27:27,121
I want her to hear your poem.

1155
01:27:28,998 --> 01:27:31,159
Please, honey.
I cared for him too.

1156
01:27:31,266 --> 01:27:33,200
- Please!
- Get away from me!

1157
01:27:36,438 --> 01:27:38,372
Sweetheart, don't...

1158
01:28:10,939 --> 01:28:13,874
<i>Why do you think people
want to get married?</i>

1159
01:28:13,942 --> 01:28:16,433
<i>When you get old,
you just have to.</i>

1160
01:28:21,383 --> 01:28:23,317
<i>Who's that with your dad?</i>

1161
01:28:24,119 --> 01:28:26,053
<i>That's my mother.</i>

1162
01:28:28,190 --> 01:28:30,715
<i>I'm gonna be an acrobat
when I grow up.</i>

1163
01:28:33,696 --> 01:28:36,391
<i>Would you think of me?</i>

1164
01:28:36,497 --> 01:28:39,364
<i>If you don't get to marry
Mr. Bixler.</i>

1165
01:28:43,905 --> 01:28:46,271
<i>Now we're blood brothers for life.</i>

1166
01:29:04,525 --> 01:29:07,323
- We haven't found her yet.
- She can't be alone in the dark!

1167
01:29:07,395 --> 01:29:10,455
- We'll keep looking.
- We've been looking since this morning.

1168
01:29:10,565 --> 01:29:11,998
Her teacher said...

1169
01:29:12,066 --> 01:29:14,034
I know. You told us.

1170
01:29:20,608 --> 01:29:23,168
Are you okay?

1171
01:29:25,847 --> 01:29:29,647
I should have told Thomas J.
he was my best friend.

1172
01:29:30,718 --> 01:29:32,652
I'm sure he knew.

1173
01:29:44,432 --> 01:29:47,094
I stole some money
from your cookie jar...

1174
01:29:47,201 --> 01:29:49,226
to pay for the writing class.

1175
01:29:53,207 --> 01:29:56,074
- It's okay.
- I'll pay you back.

1176
01:29:56,144 --> 01:30:00,012
Besides, I don't think
I'll ever go to class again.

1177
01:30:01,816 --> 01:30:03,647
Tell you what.

1178
01:30:03,718 --> 01:30:08,178
You dedicate your first book to me.
I'll forget the whole thing.

1179
01:30:08,256 --> 01:30:10,315
I will. I promise.

1180
01:30:10,391 --> 01:30:12,325
Get into bed.

1181
01:30:33,781 --> 01:30:35,339
'Night.

1182
01:30:54,335 --> 01:30:55,893
She's here.

1183
01:31:14,088 --> 01:31:17,114
- Did I kill my mother?
- What?

1184
01:31:20,728 --> 01:31:24,255
The bees killed Thomas J.,
and I killed my mother.

1185
01:31:34,507 --> 01:31:36,475
That wasn't your fault.

1186
01:31:38,245 --> 01:31:41,214
Things like that aren't anybody's fault.

1187
01:31:41,281 --> 01:31:43,215
It just happened.

1188
01:31:47,787 --> 01:31:49,721
I found this.

1189
01:31:55,095 --> 01:31:57,154
I forgot about that picture.

1190
01:31:57,264 --> 01:32:00,097
- Where'd you find it?
- In the garage.

1191
01:32:01,401 --> 01:32:04,996
That little Chevy
was your mother's favorite car.

1192
01:32:05,839 --> 01:32:07,636
What was my mama like?

1193
01:32:09,576 --> 01:32:11,669
She was pretty.

1194
01:32:11,745 --> 01:32:13,679
Kind.

1195
01:32:13,747 --> 01:32:15,681
She had your eyes.

1196
01:32:18,318 --> 01:32:20,252
Did she love to laugh.

1197
01:32:23,256 --> 01:32:25,918
Sometimes when you laugh,
you sound just like her.

1198
01:32:25,992 --> 01:32:27,425
Really?

1199
01:32:29,529 --> 01:32:32,657
Know what she did when she found out
she was going to have you?

1200
01:32:34,601 --> 01:32:37,468
She came home
and painted this whole room pink.

1201
01:32:38,838 --> 01:32:41,136
She was so sure
she was going to have a little girl.

1202
01:32:41,207 --> 01:32:43,675
Do you miss her?

1203
01:32:46,846 --> 01:32:48,973
I did very much...

1204
01:32:49,049 --> 01:32:50,778
for a long time.

1205
01:32:52,185 --> 01:32:57,452
Even now, I get a little sad
when I think about a pretty flower...

1206
01:32:57,524 --> 01:33:00,118
or a beautiful sunset
she would have liked.

1207
01:33:00,193 --> 01:33:05,028
I think every time I see a climbing
tree, I'll think of Thomas J.

1208
01:33:05,999 --> 01:33:07,660
That's good.

1209
01:33:07,767 --> 01:33:09,928
Memories are good, sweetheart.

1210
01:33:11,771 --> 01:33:14,706
I'm sorry.

1211
01:33:15,675 --> 01:33:19,133
I was trying to keep it from you.

1212
01:33:22,048 --> 01:33:23,982
I just couldn't.

1213
01:33:27,754 --> 01:33:30,655
You're a good girl.
I want you to be happy.

1214
01:33:31,725 --> 01:33:34,250
Don't be an old grump like me.

1215
01:33:41,735 --> 01:33:43,669
See you in the morning.

1216
01:33:47,140 --> 01:33:48,573
Daddy.

1217
01:33:50,043 --> 01:33:51,977
It's not so bad to be like you.

1218
01:34:18,805 --> 01:34:20,739
How are you doing?

1219
01:34:23,443 --> 01:34:25,934
Some days I think I'll be okay...

1220
01:34:26,012 --> 01:34:28,276
Others...

1221
01:34:28,348 --> 01:34:31,976
I have to force myself
even to get out of bed.

1222
01:34:32,051 --> 01:34:36,249
I know it's crazy, but sometimes I think
he's just away at camp.

1223
01:34:37,723 --> 01:34:39,657
How's Veda?

1224
01:34:39,725 --> 01:34:41,420
She's doing much better.

1225
01:34:41,493 --> 01:34:43,461
She's just inside.

1226
01:34:55,507 --> 01:34:58,169
I've been wanting to see you.

1227
01:35:01,680 --> 01:35:03,875
Thomas J. had this on him.

1228
01:35:05,117 --> 01:35:07,108
I thought you might like to have it.

1229
01:35:18,797 --> 01:35:21,061
You were such a good friend to him.

1230
01:35:22,301 --> 01:35:24,292
I hope you'll still come by
and visit me.

1231
01:35:24,403 --> 01:35:27,770
I will.
I promise.

1232
01:35:37,783 --> 01:35:40,377
Thomas J. will be all right.

1233
01:35:40,452 --> 01:35:42,818
My mother will take care of him.

1234
01:35:46,058 --> 01:35:47,992
Thank you.

1235
01:35:56,969 --> 01:36:00,370
"Encased in talent,
like a uniform...

1236
01:36:00,405 --> 01:36:03,033
the rank of every poet
is well known.

1237
01:36:04,610 --> 01:36:08,637
They can amaze us
like a thunderstorm...

1238
01:36:08,714 --> 01:36:12,150
or die so young...

1239
01:36:12,217 --> 01:36:14,481
or live for years alone."

1240
01:36:17,823 --> 01:36:20,656
My advice to you on our last class:

1241
01:36:22,761 --> 01:36:25,355
Be a thunderstorm.

1242
01:36:25,464 --> 01:36:28,331
What exactly do you mean by that?

1243
01:36:30,869 --> 01:36:34,566
I mean, be dangerous...

1244
01:36:36,341 --> 01:36:38,206
and unpredictable.

1245
01:36:39,278 --> 01:36:42,008
And make a lot of noise.

1246
01:36:51,423 --> 01:36:55,553
We missed you, man!
Give me a hug.

1247
01:36:58,730 --> 01:37:01,290
I was hoping you'd stop by today.

1248
01:37:06,071 --> 01:37:07,936
Can't stay.

1249
01:37:08,006 --> 01:37:09,940
I just came to read my poem.

1250
01:37:10,008 --> 01:37:11,942
We'd love to hear it.

1251
01:37:18,717 --> 01:37:21,709
"Weeping willow with your tears
running down...

1252
01:37:21,787 --> 01:37:24,722
why do you always weep and frown?

1253
01:37:24,790 --> 01:37:27,758
Is it because he left you one day?

1254
01:37:27,825 --> 01:37:30,555
Is it because he could not stay?

1255
01:37:31,662 --> 01:37:34,130
On your branches he would swing.

1256
01:37:34,198 --> 01:37:37,861
Do you long for the happiness
that day would bring?

1257
01:37:37,935 --> 01:37:40,130
He found shelter in your shade.

1258
01:37:41,272 --> 01:37:44,002
You thought his laughter
would never fade.

1259
01:37:45,076 --> 01:37:48,239
Weeping willow, stop your tears.

1260
01:37:48,312 --> 01:37:50,940
There is something to calm your fears.

1261
01:37:52,149 --> 01:37:56,245
You think death has ripped you
forever apart.

1262
01:37:56,320 --> 01:37:59,221
But I know he'll always
be in your heart."

1263
01:38:11,902 --> 01:38:13,836
<i>Things are a little better these days.</i>

1264
01:38:13,904 --> 01:38:15,872
<i>I finally swallowed that chicken bone.</i>

1265
01:38:15,940 --> 01:38:18,738
<i>Judy and I are going to be
in the same homeroom.</i>

1266
01:38:18,809 --> 01:38:22,711
<i>And the Republican Party
just renominated Mr. Nixon.</i>