Factory Whistle Blowing
[Whistle Stops]
[ Machinery Whining ]
[ Electricity surging I
[Ball Rings]
Section Five, speed her up. Four-one.
[Whining Faster]
[Man On P.A. ] Attention, foremen -
Trouble an bench five. Cheek an the nut $119091:
Nuts coming through loose on bench five. Attention, foreman.
[Ball Rings]
Mack. Section Five, more speed. Four-seven.
[Whining Faster]
[ Man On P.A. ] Relief man passing. Relief man passing.
[ Bell Dings]
Hey!
Quit stalling. Get back to work.
Go on.
[ Bell Dings]
[Man On Record] Good morning, my friends.
This record comes to you through the Sales Talk Transcription Company, Incorporated.
Your speaker, the mechanical salesman.
May I take the pleasure of introducing Mr. J. Willicombe Billows...
the inventor of the Billows Feeding Machine...
a practical device which automatically feeds your men while at work.
Don't stop for lunch - Be ahead of your competitor.
The Billows Feeding Machine will eliminate the lunch hour...
increase your production and decrease your overhead.
Allow us to point out some of the features of this wonderful machine.
Its beautiful aerodynamic streamline
its smoothness of action made silent by our electroporous metal ball bearings.
Let us acquaint you with our automaton soup plate.
Its compressed air blower. No breath necessary.
No energy required to cool the soup.
Notice the revolving plate with the automatic food pusher.
Observe our counter-shaft,. double-knee action corn-feeder
with its synchromesh transmission which enables you to shift...
from high to low gear by the mare lip of the tongue.
Then there is the hydrocompressed sterilized mouth-wiper.
Its factors of control insure against spots on the shirt front.
These are but a few of the delightful features of the Billows Feeding Machine.
Let us demonstrate with one of your workers...
for actions speak louder than words.
Remember, if you wish to keep ahead of your competitor...
you cannot afford to ignore the importance of the Billows Feeding Machine.
Factory Whistle Blowing
[Whistle Stops]
[ Whining ]
[ Grinding ]
[Whirring, Grinding Faster]
[ Resumes]
[Ball Rings]
Section Five, give her the limit.
[ Whining ]
[ Bell Dings]
[Ball Rings]
[ Siren Approaching]
[ Siren Wailing ]
[ Siren Fades]
[Ball Clanging]
[Whistle Blows]
[ Cuckooing ]
[Gunshots]
[Birds Chirping]
[Man On Radio] Local news. A pardon was granted to the prisoner...
who so recently thwarted the attempted city jailbreak.
Sheriff Couler will inform the prisoner of the good news sometime today.
[Stomach Gurgling]
[ Barking ]
[Stomach Gurgling]
[ Barking ]
[Stomach Gurgling]
[ Man On Radio] If you are suffering from gastritis, don't forget to try -
[Stomach Gurgling]
[ Wood Creaking]
[Siren wailing]
[ fires squealing]
[ Siren Wailing ]
[ Siren Fades]
[ Objects Clattering ]
[ Clattering Continues ]
[Clattering stops]
[ Factory whistle Blowing ]
[Whistle Continues]
[Whistle Stops]
[ Factory whistle Blowing ]
[Whistle Stops]
[ Siren Wailing ]
[ Siren Fades]
[ Calliope ]
♪ ♪ [ Continues]
♪♪ [ Up-tempo]
♪♪ [ Ends]
[ Cheering, Applause ]
♪♪ [ Up-tempo ]
- ♪♪ [ Ends ] - [ Applause, Whistling]
♪♪ [ Resumes, Faster]
- ♪♪[ Ends ] - [Cheering, Applause]
♪♪ [ Fight Song]
[ Cheering, Applause ]
[Crowd Shouting, indistinct]
[ Loud Cheering]
[ Laughter, Cheering]
- [ Laughter, Cheering] - [ Fanfare, Ends]
Intro
♪ We all are the singing waiters We will sing or serve potatoes ♪
♪ We will strive to do our bit And if you leave the largest tip ♪
♪ We'll sing ♪
♪ The whole night ♪
♪ Long ♪
In the evening by the moonlight
You can hear those darkies singing
In the evening by the moonlight
You can here those banjos ringing
How the old folks
Would enjoy it
♪ They would sit all night ♪
♪ And listen ♪
♪ As they sang in the evening ♪
♪ By the moonlight/ ♪
' [ Waiters Continua Singing, indistinct]
[Crowd Jeering. Mummy]
- Scattered Boos [Ends]
[ Crowd Shouting, Stamping]
Intro
Crowd Chattering]
♪♪ Up-tempo
[ Laughter]
♪♪' [ Vamping ]
Crowd Murmuring, Complaining
♪♪ [Tempo Slows]
♪ Se Bella ciu satore ♪
♪ Je notre so cafore ♪
♪ Je notre si cavore ♪
♪ Je la tu, la ti, la tua ♪
[ Laughter]
La spinash o la busho
♪ Cigarette porta bello ♪
♪ Ce rakish spagaletto ♪
♪ Je la tu, la ti, la tua ♪
[ Laughter]
♪ Senora Pilasina;
♪ Voulez-vous le taximeter;
♪ Le zionta sous la sita ♪
♪ Tu la tu, la tu, la wag'
[ Laughter, Applause]
[ Honking I
♪ Se muntya si la moora ♪
♪ La sontya so gravora-T ♪
♪ La zontya ♪
[Kisses]
♪ Comma sora ♪
♪ Je ka poose a ti la tua ♪
[ Laughter, Applause]
♪ Je notre so la mina ♪
♪ Je notre so cosina ♪
J-Je le se tro savita;
Je la tuss a vi la tua
[ Laughter, Applause]
♪ Se motra so la sonta ♪
♪ ci vossa la travonta ♪;
♪ Les zosha si katonta ♪
[Kisses]
♪ Tra la la la, tra la la ♪♪
- ♪♪ [ Ends ] - [ Laughter, Applause]
[Crowd Chattering]
[ Crowd Murmuring ]