1 00:00:25,693 --> 00:00:29,862 Mysteries in History, with your host, Peter Graves. 2 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:33,950 Although no one has ever been able to prove their existence... 3 00:00:34,118 --> 00:00:37,286 ...a quasi-government agency, the Men in Black... 4 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:40,790 ...supposedly carries out operations here on Earth... 5 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:45,044 ...in order to keep us safe from aliens throughout the galaxies. 6 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:48,715 Here is one of their stories that "never happened"... 7 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:53,094 ...from one of their files that doesn't exist. 8 00:00:53,679 --> 00:00:56,806 1978. The leaders of Zartha flee their planet... 9 00:00:58,642 --> 00:01:03,271 ...in order to escape the clutches of the evil Kylothian, Serleena. 10 00:01:03,772 --> 00:01:07,650 Arriving on Earth, the Zarthans bring with them their greatest treasure: 11 00:01:08,026 --> 00:01:10,862 The Light of Zartha, a cosmic force so powerful... 12 00:01:12,239 --> 00:01:16,784 ...that in the wrong hands it could lead to the annihilation of Zartha. 13 00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:20,663 The Zarthans' princess, Lauranna, beseeched the Men in Black... 14 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:23,207 ...to hide the Light from Serleena. 15 00:01:23,709 --> 00:01:25,668 But they had no choice. 16 00:01:25,836 --> 00:01:29,338 Intervention would have meant the destruction of the Earth. 17 00:01:30,716 --> 00:01:35,845 However, in an act of galactic bravery, the Men in Black subdued Serleena... 18 00:01:36,013 --> 00:01:38,222 ...allowing the Zarthans to escape... 19 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:42,059 ...so they might hide the Light on another planet. 20 00:01:43,187 --> 00:01:47,857 Serleena, released from her captors, vowed that the Light would be hers... 21 00:01:48,025 --> 00:01:52,945 ...and that she would destroy any planet that stood in her way. 22 00:01:54,156 --> 00:01:56,908 And so, never knowing what happened... 23 00:01:57,075 --> 00:02:02,288 ...the people of Earth were saved by a secret society of protectors... 24 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:05,541 ...known as the Men in Black. 25 00:03:44,683 --> 00:03:46,559 Harvey! 26 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:50,187 Harvey, get over here! 27 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,857 Harvey. Heel, heel! 28 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:55,276 You're barking at the moon, moron. 29 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:57,194 Harvey. Harvey! 30 00:03:57,362 --> 00:03:58,571 Harvey! 31 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,317 Hey, pretty lady. 32 00:06:01,278 --> 00:06:02,945 You taste good. 33 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:08,409 Hey, what the...? 34 00:06:13,498 --> 00:06:15,916 Yeah, you too. 35 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,426 Nothing fancy, no heroics. By the book. 36 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:09,053 Got it. Hey! 37 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,515 Hey, Jeff. What's happening, buddy? 38 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:16,685 - We were wondering why you're here. - The man's talking to you. 39 00:07:17,020 --> 00:07:21,107 You know our arrangements. Stay in the E, F and R subway lines... 40 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,692 ...and you get all the garbage you want. 41 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:26,612 What the hell are you doing here, worm boy? 42 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:27,822 Tee. 43 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:29,740 Jeff... 44 00:07:29,908 --> 00:07:32,118 Excuse my partner. He's new and he's... 45 00:07:37,082 --> 00:07:38,707 ...kind of stupid. 46 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,926 You getting big, Jeff. Boy, what you been eating? 47 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:54,890 You like jokes, huh? 48 00:07:57,435 --> 00:07:59,061 Jeffrey! 49 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:07,403 All right. 50 00:08:08,864 --> 00:08:10,698 Sweet dreams, big boy. 51 00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,276 Sweet dreams... 52 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,490 ...big boy. 53 00:08:53,658 --> 00:08:56,452 Transit authority. Move to the forward car. 54 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:59,205 We got a bug in the electrical system. 55 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:06,295 People! We got a bug in the electrical system! 56 00:09:10,133 --> 00:09:11,842 Now y'all running? 57 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,719 No, no, no! Sit down! 58 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:15,846 It's only a 600-foot worm. 59 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:23,187 - Everybody out before I knock heads. - Put the hammer down on this thing. 60 00:09:23,355 --> 00:09:26,815 I'm Captain Larry Bridgewater. I decide what happens. 61 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:29,652 You decide? Okay, come here. Come here. 62 00:09:29,819 --> 00:09:31,862 Larry? That's my man, Jeff. 63 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:39,370 - Larry just made a decision. - Larry need to take his ass in there. 64 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:49,338 Don't make me do this, Jeff! 65 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:17,032 Eighty-first Street. 66 00:10:21,079 --> 00:10:22,204 Just a second. 67 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:26,375 May I have your attention, please? 68 00:10:26,918 --> 00:10:29,795 We thank you for participating in our drill. 69 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:33,048 Had this been an emergency, you'd have been eaten. 70 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:35,759 Because you don't listen. You're ignorant. 71 00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:40,097 How a man gonna bash through...? That's the problem with New Yorkers. 72 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:43,892 "We've seen it all. A 600-foot worm! Save us, Mr. Black Man!" 73 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:48,272 I ask you nice, "Move to the next car." You just sit there like... 74 00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,900 Thank you for participating. 75 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:55,946 Hopefully, you enjoyed our smaller, energy-efficient subway cars. 76 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:59,533 Watch your step. You will have a nice evening. 77 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:06,707 I need a cleanup crew at 81 st and Central Park West. 78 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:09,376 Revoke Jeff's movement privileges. 79 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:12,379 Have him escorted to the Chambers Street station. 80 00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:17,509 And please check the expiration date on the unipod worm tranquilizers. 81 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,682 Sorry, fellas. Station closed. 82 00:11:23,975 --> 00:11:28,228 - Emergency drill. For your safety. - Do you believe these putzes? 83 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:31,315 You're welcome. 84 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:47,247 I know, by the book. 85 00:11:47,415 --> 00:11:51,877 Tee, when was the last time we just looked at the stars? 86 00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:55,047 This is a test. I can do this. 87 00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:00,052 Ever feel like you're alone in the universe? 88 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:01,720 Yes. 89 00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:05,349 No. 90 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,646 - Hey, let me buy you a piece of pie. - Really? 91 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,648 Thanks. 92 00:12:13,400 --> 00:12:16,151 Hey, you're not alone in the universe. 93 00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:18,529 - Remove the arm. - Okay. 94 00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,826 Please, shut up, Charlie. 95 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:27,413 I'm tired of you constantly talking behind my back. 96 00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:33,043 You meet a girl. She's into it. The best line you come up with is: 97 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:37,339 "Wanna come back to my place for some tonsil hockey and egg salad?" 98 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:41,176 - Who are you and how'd you get in? - You like egg salad? 99 00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,848 Serleena! 100 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:49,268 Why didn't you say it was you? 101 00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,646 - Where's the Light? - Here's the deal. 102 00:12:52,814 --> 00:12:55,190 You're looking for this Light. We found it. 103 00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:59,653 You want it, it'll cost you 50 mill. Here's how it'll work. First... 104 00:12:59,821 --> 00:13:02,739 Where is the Light? 105 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:12,040 We couldn't find it, but we found a guy who might know where it is. 106 00:13:12,208 --> 00:13:15,252 He runs a pizza parlor on Spring Street. 107 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:20,382 Let's go. And wipe your nose, idiot. 108 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:29,558 - Good pie. - Yeah. 109 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,561 Crowded. 110 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,521 Well, they got good pie. 111 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,320 What is wrong with you? 112 00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,697 - You're gonna neuralyze me. - No, I'm not. 113 00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:46,408 You took me here so I wouldn't make a scene. 114 00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,410 You making a scene. 115 00:13:49,078 --> 00:13:52,414 Let me ask you a question. Why did you join MiB? 116 00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:56,126 Six years in the Marines. I like the action. Protect the planet. 117 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:59,588 You like being a hero? You joined the wrong organization. 118 00:14:00,298 --> 00:14:03,759 - You ever heard of James Edwards? - No. 119 00:14:04,219 --> 00:14:07,930 Well, he saved the lives of 85 people on the subway tonight. 120 00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,140 No one knows he exists. 121 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:15,562 And if no one knows he exists, how can anyone ever love him? 122 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:21,568 Hey, how long we been partners? 123 00:14:21,736 --> 00:14:24,696 - Feb 1. - Five months, three days. 124 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:27,574 - Started at noon. - Nine hours. 125 00:14:34,624 --> 00:14:37,084 Get married. Have a bunch of kids. 126 00:14:37,585 --> 00:14:39,253 Okay. 127 00:14:41,965 --> 00:14:47,511 Excuse me. My buddy's kind of shy, but he thinks you are hot. 128 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:53,850 Here it is. 129 00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:56,937 Ben, I don't know what to say. 130 00:14:57,105 --> 00:15:00,023 Years from now, you know what people'll say? 131 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:03,527 - "Employee" is spelled wrong? - They charge by the letter. 132 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:07,823 They'll say, "Imagine that. Big shot like her used to work here." 133 00:15:07,991 --> 00:15:09,408 - Ben... - You deserve it. 134 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:12,703 Bring up a case of Mountain Dew from the basement. 135 00:15:15,498 --> 00:15:17,291 Hey, Bruno. 136 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:22,838 Two slices of pepperoni and information about the Light of Zartha. 137 00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:26,341 - Whoever you are, don't hurt me. - Where's the Light, Ben? 138 00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:29,970 I don't know what you're talking about. Let me down, ma'am. 139 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,222 I want to report a robbery... 140 00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,315 There. 141 00:15:41,858 --> 00:15:43,150 Noise. 142 00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,111 Kitchen! 143 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,200 You idiots see anything? 144 00:15:52,368 --> 00:15:55,412 Wind blew the door open. 145 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,040 Nothing out of the ordinary. 146 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:01,543 For 25 years, I've traveled the universe looking for it. 147 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,671 But it never left Earth, did it? You kept it here. 148 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,548 What are you talking about? 149 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,259 I'm running out of time. Where's the Light? 150 00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:12,220 - I don't know what you mean. - Listen, Zarthan. 151 00:16:12,388 --> 00:16:14,973 You hid the Light on Earth. I'll find it. 152 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:18,685 Once we have the Light, Zartha will be ours. 153 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:21,396 You're too late. Tomorrow at midnight... 154 00:16:21,564 --> 00:16:25,108 ...the Light will leave the third planet and be back home. 155 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:28,570 Sorry you made the trip for nothing. 156 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,415 Now we don't know if it's on Earth or not. 157 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,959 He said third planet. It's here, you idiot. 158 00:16:43,127 --> 00:16:46,838 - Third Rock from the Sun. - I never got that till now. 159 00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:51,218 It's on Earth, and I know who's gonna tell me where it is. 160 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,704 - Don't you ever go home? - Nope. 161 00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:21,665 I see you neuralyzed another partner. 162 00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,924 Bee, Dee, when you use a fission carbonizer... 163 00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:34,803 ...attach a de-atomizer so it doesn't sound like a cannon. 164 00:17:34,971 --> 00:17:39,307 Hey, get some booties on them things. You're crapping up the floor. 165 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,104 Check his visa. 166 00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:48,442 The Cephalopods have been making counterfeits at Kinko's on Canal. 167 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:53,864 Why do I have a dead Tricrainasloph going through passport control? 168 00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:58,201 That'd be my fault. I'm very sorry. Please don't neuralyze me, sir. 169 00:17:58,369 --> 00:18:01,913 - What's that supposed to mean? - Nothing, sir. 170 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,002 Good work in the subway. 171 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:09,004 I remember Jeff when he was yea high. 172 00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,047 What you got for me? 173 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,508 Look. See those guys in black suits? 174 00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,762 - They work here. We got it covered. - Zed, what you got? 175 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:21,183 Dedication's one thing, but this job will eat you up and spit you out. 176 00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,311 You want to look like me when you hit 50... 177 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,646 ...ish? 178 00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:29,733 I'll be in the gym if you need me. 179 00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:33,737 All right, there was a killing earlier. 177 Spring. 180 00:18:33,905 --> 00:18:35,197 Alien-on-alien. 181 00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,908 Take Tee with you and make a report. 182 00:18:38,910 --> 00:18:40,911 Tee. Right. 183 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:43,497 What happened, what happened with Tee... 184 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:46,666 Passports. No rush. How they hanging, Jay? 185 00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,878 You have got to stop neuralyzing MiB personnel. 186 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:52,255 He was crying in the middle of the diner. 187 00:18:52,423 --> 00:18:53,965 I hate that. 188 00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:56,760 And plus, you can't count Elle. 189 00:18:56,928 --> 00:18:59,888 She wanted to go back to the morgue. I helped her. 190 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,933 - You need a partner. - I'm cool. 191 00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:05,227 I'll be his partner. 192 00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:09,105 Jay, wait up. I appreciate the shot, man. 193 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,483 - Thought I'd never get out. - Lose the suit. 194 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,860 Sure thing. Just going for the look. 195 00:19:14,028 --> 00:19:16,738 But if I say so myself, I find it slimming. 196 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:19,533 Not that I've had problems with the ladies. 197 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:21,284 When you get down to... 198 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:23,203 Nice sled, very swank. 199 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:25,497 Heated seats? Sometimes I get hives. 200 00:19:46,936 --> 00:19:48,270 Frank! 201 00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:52,774 Bring your head in this window before I roll it up in there. 202 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,317 Got it. 203 00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:01,783 Frank! 204 00:20:03,077 --> 00:20:04,995 My money? It's missionary. 205 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:08,248 I was in the Bowery, and I meet this Great Dane. 206 00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:10,667 A little thick in the body, but pretty. 207 00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:13,962 That's just not appealing to me, man. Seriously. 208 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,423 I say we do the good cop, bad cop thing. 209 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:19,134 You interrogate the witness and I growl. 210 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:23,555 How about we do the good cop, dumb dog thing, and you just shut up? 211 00:20:23,723 --> 00:20:26,099 You got it, partner. Total silence. 212 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:29,603 Absolute quiet. Not a word out of me. 213 00:20:30,313 --> 00:20:31,938 What do we got? 214 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:33,815 Zip. 215 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,527 - What do we got? - There's residue on the wall. 216 00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:42,616 - We sent samples to Em for analysis. - Hey, Jay, zero percent body fat. 217 00:20:45,369 --> 00:20:47,037 - Funny. - Witness? 218 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,539 Girl. Saw everything. 219 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,292 She's taking it well. 220 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:56,630 I won't answer any more questions. I want to know what happened here. 221 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,090 - I'll handle this one. - You got it. 222 00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:02,636 Alone. A talking dog might be a bit much for her now. 223 00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,846 What do you want me to do? 224 00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,223 Sniff around. 225 00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:09,351 What? 226 00:21:09,852 --> 00:21:10,977 Funny. 227 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,605 Take a deep breath. Everything is all right. 228 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:16,900 What part is she supposed to feel all right about? 229 00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,696 I'm Agent Jay. 230 00:21:21,864 --> 00:21:23,365 Tell me what you saw. 231 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:26,034 - A two-headed guy and a woman. - Caucasian? 232 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:29,204 Gray, with tentacles that she used to rip... 233 00:21:29,372 --> 00:21:30,455 His skin off. 234 00:21:30,623 --> 00:21:35,919 It's not skin. It's protoplasma polymer similar to the gum in baseball cards. 235 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:38,672 - What was the last thing you ate? - Calzone. 236 00:21:38,839 --> 00:21:39,965 - What time? - Lunch. 237 00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:42,509 - Spinach? - Mushroom. 238 00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:44,928 You need pie. 239 00:21:45,888 --> 00:21:48,098 They kept asking Ben about a light. 240 00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,475 Light of Zartha, something like that. 241 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,519 You okay? 242 00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:55,981 An hour ago, a man I've known my whole life vanished... 243 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,733 ...because of a woman with things coming out her fingers... 244 00:21:58,901 --> 00:22:01,611 ...and a two-headed guy with the IQ of a cannoli. 245 00:22:01,779 --> 00:22:04,447 So yeah, everything's okay. 246 00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:09,744 When we're kids, before we're taught how to think... 247 00:22:09,912 --> 00:22:13,248 ...our hearts tell us there is something else out there. 248 00:22:13,416 --> 00:22:18,336 I know what I saw. Tell me what I'm supposed to believe. 249 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:29,097 I'm a member of a secret organization that monitors alien activity on Earth. 250 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,474 Ben was an alien. So were his killers. 251 00:22:31,642 --> 00:22:35,645 I don't know why they did it, but I promise I'm gonna find out. 252 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:38,898 Okay. 253 00:22:39,275 --> 00:22:41,818 - Okay? - Okay. 254 00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:44,654 Okay. 255 00:22:49,952 --> 00:22:52,746 - I'm sorry, I'm gonna have to... - Kill me. 256 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:54,456 No! 257 00:22:54,623 --> 00:22:58,543 Just a little flash and everything goes back the way it was. 258 00:22:58,961 --> 00:23:02,297 After you flash me... 259 00:23:02,465 --> 00:23:04,924 ...if I see you again, will I know it's you? 260 00:23:05,092 --> 00:23:07,135 I'll see you. 261 00:23:09,805 --> 00:23:11,514 But you won't see me. 262 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:13,767 Must be hard. 263 00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:15,810 Must be very lonely. 264 00:23:31,577 --> 00:23:32,619 Excuse me. 265 00:23:33,954 --> 00:23:36,956 - I gotta go. - What about the flashy thing? 266 00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,752 I'll flash you some other time. 267 00:23:58,521 --> 00:24:00,188 What? 268 00:24:04,693 --> 00:24:10,198 - Did you tell the girl you love her? - She's a witness to a crime. That's it. 269 00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:14,494 You're attracted. She's not my species, and I'm attracted. 270 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:18,623 I should take advice on love from a dude that chases his own ass? 271 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:22,836 Easy, pal. That's canine profiling, and I resent it. 272 00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:40,895 Hey, Jay, wait up. 273 00:24:41,063 --> 00:24:44,065 Coming through. MiB brass. Look sharp. 274 00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:48,194 I'm Agent Eff, Jay's new partner. Who are you eyeballing? 275 00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:50,613 Frank, just cool out, dog. 276 00:24:52,408 --> 00:24:53,950 - Got kids? - No. 277 00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:55,577 Want them? 278 00:24:58,789 --> 00:25:00,748 Get him off me! 279 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,759 - Talk to me. - It's Kylothian, class C. 280 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:12,969 Serleena. 281 00:25:13,137 --> 00:25:15,471 - Serleena. Old girlfriend? - She wishes. 282 00:25:15,639 --> 00:25:18,349 The perps were looking for the Light of... 283 00:25:18,517 --> 00:25:20,185 - Zartha. - Yeah, what is it? 284 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,812 This makes no sense. It's not on Earth. 285 00:25:22,980 --> 00:25:26,274 - We took care of this a long time ago. - Obviously not. 286 00:25:26,442 --> 00:25:28,443 That is very bad news. 287 00:25:28,611 --> 00:25:32,322 The Zarthans came to Earth to hide the Light from Serleena. 288 00:25:32,489 --> 00:25:35,992 - We don't do that. - Right. I ordered it off the planet. 289 00:25:36,160 --> 00:25:37,785 Well, Zed... 290 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:42,415 I got a Kylothian class C in my park. Are you sure this Light isn't here? 291 00:25:42,583 --> 00:25:46,169 Positive. I gave the order. My best agent carried it out. 292 00:25:46,337 --> 00:25:48,922 - It's as if I gave the order to you. - Ask the agent. 293 00:25:49,089 --> 00:25:50,173 - Can't. - Dead? 294 00:25:50,341 --> 00:25:53,509 Sort of. He works at the post office. 295 00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:55,803 No. 296 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:58,640 If Serleena gets to Kay before we do, he's dead. 297 00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,851 The Earth's very existence may rest on what Kay knows. 298 00:26:02,019 --> 00:26:04,479 Too bad you wiped out his memory of it. 299 00:26:04,647 --> 00:26:06,147 Bring him in. 300 00:26:06,482 --> 00:26:07,523 Now. 301 00:26:07,691 --> 00:26:11,778 How cool is this? Going to get Kay. The legend, the go-to guy. 302 00:26:11,946 --> 00:26:14,489 Your mentor, the guy who taught you everything you know. 303 00:26:14,657 --> 00:26:19,285 - The greatest agent in MiB history! - Frank! Stop talking. 304 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:24,374 Stay. 305 00:26:24,541 --> 00:26:27,168 Listen, partner. I may look like a dog... 306 00:26:27,336 --> 00:26:29,796 ...but I only play one here on Earth. 307 00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:32,632 - Whatever. Wipe your mouth. - Hey, babe. 308 00:26:39,014 --> 00:26:42,308 People of Truro, may I kindly have your attention? 309 00:26:42,476 --> 00:26:44,894 To facilitate your shipping needs... 310 00:26:45,062 --> 00:26:47,730 ...all packages must be properly wrapped. 311 00:26:47,898 --> 00:26:51,776 This one is an example of "go home and do it again." 312 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:54,737 I think you know what I mean, Mrs. Vigushin. 313 00:26:54,905 --> 00:26:59,784 Brown paper and triple-twist twine are the preferred media. 314 00:26:59,952 --> 00:27:01,703 Thank you for your time. 315 00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:05,790 - Kay. - C. Express mail, two-day air. 316 00:27:07,710 --> 00:27:08,876 Kevin. 317 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:13,756 Kevin. That's funny. You don't have a "Kevin"... 318 00:27:16,510 --> 00:27:18,720 You don't remember. We worked together. 319 00:27:18,887 --> 00:27:23,016 I never worked in a funeral home. Something I can do for you, slick? 320 00:27:23,183 --> 00:27:24,809 Straight to the point. 321 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:29,772 You were an agent of an organization that monitors aliens on Earth. 322 00:27:29,940 --> 00:27:34,027 We're the Men in Black. We have a situation. We need your help. 323 00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:37,905 There is a free mental health clinic on the corner of Lilac and East Valley. 324 00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:40,074 - Next. - Excuse me. 325 00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:42,618 - Twenty Rugrats stamps. - Elizabeth. 326 00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:47,081 The Postal Service hasn't kept up with today's youth, but we have... 327 00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:49,917 ...Berlin airlift stamps. Opera legends? - No. No. 328 00:27:50,085 --> 00:27:53,087 - American Samoa? Amish quilts. - No. 329 00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:55,965 I'm sorry, got a world to save here. 330 00:27:57,343 --> 00:27:59,385 There was no coma. It was a cover. 331 00:27:59,553 --> 00:28:01,346 - Who are you? - Who are you? 332 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:05,808 Postmaster of Truro, Massachusetts, and I'm ordering you to leave. 333 00:28:08,729 --> 00:28:10,188 - Is that decaf? - Sorry. 334 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:12,732 We have a breach. Cordon off this area. 335 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:15,902 Full perimeter wipe-down, right here, right now. 336 00:28:16,070 --> 00:28:20,448 Get a mop and escort all civilian personnel from this site immediately. 337 00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:23,785 Listen to yourself, Kay. Who talks like that? 338 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,677 Why do you think you're so comfortable here? 339 00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:28,057 Just about everybody who works in a post office is an alien. 340 00:29:35,732 --> 00:29:37,775 No smoking. 341 00:29:46,702 --> 00:29:47,827 Kay. 342 00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:51,747 My wife and I saw Siegfried and Roy fly a tiger around a room. 343 00:29:51,915 --> 00:29:53,416 You're nothing special. 344 00:29:53,584 --> 00:29:56,502 When you look at the stars, you get a feeling... 345 00:29:56,670 --> 00:29:58,671 ...like you don't know who you are. 346 00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:02,467 Like you know more about out there than you do down here. 347 00:30:02,634 --> 00:30:07,221 That's why she left you, Kay. That's why your wife left you. 348 00:30:09,224 --> 00:30:11,058 Okay, I'll tell you what. 349 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:15,146 You want to know who you really are, take a ride with me. 350 00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:19,192 If not, people are waiting for their TV Guides. 351 00:30:22,362 --> 00:30:23,863 Think he'll bite? 352 00:30:29,745 --> 00:30:33,498 I'm just going for a ride. If things don't add up, it's hasta luego. 353 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,249 Hey, Kay. 354 00:30:36,585 --> 00:30:38,836 How's it hanging? 355 00:30:53,143 --> 00:30:54,977 Good to see you, Kay. 356 00:30:55,145 --> 00:30:58,231 Good to see you too, whoever you are. 357 00:30:59,608 --> 00:31:03,778 Well, let's see what you got here, chief. 358 00:31:14,248 --> 00:31:16,541 Welcome back, Agent Kay. 359 00:31:17,793 --> 00:31:19,085 Agent Kay. 360 00:31:19,670 --> 00:31:21,796 Greetings, Kay. 361 00:31:23,966 --> 00:31:25,299 Wow, look who's back. 362 00:31:25,467 --> 00:31:28,010 I don't mean to bother you... You're Agent Kay! 363 00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:31,347 - That's what they tell me. - This is an honor. Agent Gee. 364 00:31:31,515 --> 00:31:33,975 The most respected agent in MiB history. 365 00:31:34,142 --> 00:31:36,644 The most feared human in the universe. 366 00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:39,814 Maybe I could buy you a cup of coffee? 367 00:31:39,982 --> 00:31:42,650 - Black, two sugars, if you're going. - An honor. 368 00:31:42,818 --> 00:31:46,153 - Yeah, I'll take a... My man? - Good to see you, Kay. 369 00:31:47,823 --> 00:31:49,240 How'd it go? 370 00:31:49,408 --> 00:31:51,867 The Drolacks are gone and the treaty is signed. 371 00:31:52,035 --> 00:31:53,077 Good work. 372 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:56,539 What about that position you promised me in Men in Black? 373 00:31:56,707 --> 00:32:00,167 Still working on the alien affirmative action program. 374 00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:02,587 That's not what you promised me. 375 00:32:02,754 --> 00:32:04,839 - You're breaking up. - Zed? Hello? 376 00:32:05,007 --> 00:32:08,634 - I'll call you back. - I could be Agent Em. Zed, you... 377 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:14,140 I think Earth might be in a bad way. You're the only one that could save it. 378 00:32:14,308 --> 00:32:17,393 - Well, neither rain, sleet, snow... - Good man. 379 00:32:17,561 --> 00:32:21,480 Get him armed and up to speed and over to deneuralyzation. 380 00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:23,774 - Frank? - Yeah? 381 00:32:23,984 --> 00:32:26,902 I'm gonna need them together on this one. 382 00:32:27,404 --> 00:32:31,032 I need an assistant. It's not field work, but you get dental. 383 00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:32,700 Dental? 384 00:32:35,245 --> 00:32:39,665 The most advanced technologies from all over the universe are in this room. 385 00:32:39,833 --> 00:32:41,000 What's this? 386 00:32:42,419 --> 00:32:45,296 All is lost! All is lost! 387 00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:47,923 Don't touch that! 388 00:32:48,884 --> 00:32:50,760 I didn't do anything. 389 00:32:50,927 --> 00:32:54,096 Hands in your pockets. 390 00:33:03,523 --> 00:33:05,691 Your favorite weapon. 391 00:33:08,445 --> 00:33:10,738 - That? - Yep. 392 00:33:11,239 --> 00:33:13,324 - Let's go put it on. - What? 393 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,826 The last suit you'll ever wear. 394 00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,578 Again. 395 00:33:24,670 --> 00:33:26,003 The deneuralyzer. 396 00:33:27,589 --> 00:33:30,633 Magneto-energy will surge through your brain... 397 00:33:30,801 --> 00:33:35,429 ...unlocking information that could hold the key to Earth's very survival. 398 00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:38,265 Okay. What's that thing? 399 00:33:39,601 --> 00:33:41,644 The deneuralyzer. 400 00:33:49,111 --> 00:33:53,114 Welcome to planet Earth. There are some rules and regulations. 401 00:33:53,281 --> 00:33:54,699 Go out only at night. 402 00:33:54,866 --> 00:33:59,120 If you must go out during the daylight, only the East Village. 403 00:34:03,542 --> 00:34:05,084 Hey, hey, hey! 404 00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:12,216 Name and planet of origin? 405 00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:16,137 Sylona Gorth. Planet Jorn. Kaluth system. 406 00:34:17,139 --> 00:34:21,142 - Any fruits or vegetables? - Yeah, two heads of cabbage. 407 00:34:21,309 --> 00:34:22,351 Reason for visit? 408 00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:26,021 Education. I want to learn how to be an underwear model. 409 00:34:26,189 --> 00:34:28,941 They told me I've got real potential. 410 00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:33,279 Help! Heart attack! 411 00:34:34,489 --> 00:34:35,948 Clear! 412 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:39,201 Wake up, champ! 413 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:47,918 - Oh, jeez. - Lockdown. Code 101. 414 00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:50,796 Lockdown. 415 00:34:51,673 --> 00:34:54,341 This is not good. This is not good. 416 00:35:01,016 --> 00:35:04,018 - Breach! We're being flushed. - Flushed? 417 00:35:04,561 --> 00:35:07,688 - Ever been to a water park? - I don't know. 418 00:35:41,556 --> 00:35:42,890 Flushed. 419 00:35:44,351 --> 00:35:48,479 Yeah, man, back when you was an agent, you loved getting flushed. 420 00:35:48,647 --> 00:35:53,234 Yeah, every Saturday night, you'd be like, "Flush me, Jay. Flush me." 421 00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:55,152 I'd be like, "No." 422 00:35:56,780 --> 00:35:58,280 You can't quit on me. 423 00:35:58,448 --> 00:36:01,367 I save the world, you tell me why I stare at the stars. 424 00:36:01,535 --> 00:36:03,077 Cool. 425 00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:07,122 - Hop in. - Hop in what? 426 00:36:13,255 --> 00:36:14,755 Does that come standard? 427 00:36:14,923 --> 00:36:19,093 It came with a black dude, but he kept getting pulled over. 428 00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:26,475 Silly little planet. I could rule the place with the right set of mammary glands. 429 00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:28,435 Trapped like rats... 430 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:30,229 ...in a Chia Pet. 431 00:36:30,397 --> 00:36:32,982 Computer, surveillance MiB. 432 00:36:37,779 --> 00:36:39,613 MiB is locked down. 433 00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:45,286 Computer, magnify. Times 10. 434 00:36:46,454 --> 00:36:48,330 Communicator. Frank. 435 00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:50,958 - Jay, where are you? - We got flushed. 436 00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:53,294 - MiB is code 101. - Yeah, who did it? 437 00:36:53,461 --> 00:36:56,422 Some hot-looking biker chick. Want me to tail her? 438 00:36:56,590 --> 00:37:01,468 - Stay where you are. I'll be in touch. - Stay where I am. Easy for you to say. 439 00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:03,012 - Find Kay? - Neuralyzed. 440 00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:05,806 - Not active. Civilian. - What? 441 00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:07,016 - He was... - Here. 442 00:37:07,183 --> 00:37:08,517 - To get... - Deneuralyzed. 443 00:37:08,685 --> 00:37:13,230 - Memory's shot. But we'll find him. - Don't put anything in our ears. 444 00:37:14,149 --> 00:37:15,190 What? 445 00:37:15,358 --> 00:37:18,819 What do you make of that? Found it in my pocket. Weird, huh? 446 00:37:18,987 --> 00:37:21,739 - Yeah, you're smiling. - Is that the only deneuralyzer? 447 00:37:21,907 --> 00:37:24,825 Officially. The plans leaked out on the Internet. 448 00:37:24,993 --> 00:37:26,994 Computer, Internet. 449 00:37:27,162 --> 00:37:28,996 Deneuralyzer. 450 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,044 Perfect. It's an old friend. 451 00:37:42,844 --> 00:37:44,845 Jay, ain't seen you in a while. 452 00:37:45,013 --> 00:37:47,765 Did you peep that drop-top thing out front? 453 00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:50,059 My business is banging, dog. 454 00:37:50,560 --> 00:37:53,938 You gotta check out the website. It's Jeebsie dot... 455 00:37:54,189 --> 00:37:56,190 Okay, whoa. He's retired, right? 456 00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:58,400 We need the deneuralyzer. 457 00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:01,904 - You're kidding. - The meter's running, Jeebs. 458 00:38:04,324 --> 00:38:06,533 Do you remember me? 459 00:38:07,077 --> 00:38:09,203 Can't say I do. I'm good with faces. 460 00:38:09,788 --> 00:38:11,497 I think I'd remember that. 461 00:38:12,707 --> 00:38:14,750 The great Kay's a neutral. 462 00:38:14,918 --> 00:38:19,213 You're between me and my memories. Do you have this deneuralyzer or not? 463 00:38:19,381 --> 00:38:20,714 No. 464 00:38:21,883 --> 00:38:23,384 Fresh out. 465 00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:26,261 Can't help you. 466 00:38:28,348 --> 00:38:29,890 Don't got it. 467 00:38:38,566 --> 00:38:42,444 Even if I did, if it doesn't work, he dies, you blow my head off. 468 00:38:42,612 --> 00:38:46,657 If it does, I've brought back Kay, who, for fun, blows my head off. 469 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:48,742 So, what's my incentive? 470 00:38:49,077 --> 00:38:53,247 Okay, homey, I keep it downstairs next to the snow blowers. 471 00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:59,962 Alien prisoners released, armed and ready for your orders. 472 00:39:00,130 --> 00:39:03,590 Prisoners of MiB, the scum of the universe. 473 00:39:04,009 --> 00:39:05,592 Now it's the scum's turn. 474 00:39:05,760 --> 00:39:08,220 I'm in a jam, so I'll make this simple. 475 00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:12,099 I need the Light of Zartha, and Kay knows where it is. 476 00:39:12,267 --> 00:39:14,601 Whoever brings Kay to me gets Earth. 477 00:39:14,769 --> 00:39:18,063 Find a deneuralyzer. They want his memory back. 478 00:39:18,231 --> 00:39:20,065 Check. 479 00:39:20,734 --> 00:39:22,276 Now. 480 00:39:25,655 --> 00:39:27,614 Jarra, good to see you. 481 00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:33,495 Okay, that should do it. 482 00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:38,042 If I could have your attention while we go over the safety procedures. 483 00:39:38,209 --> 00:39:40,753 Keep your hands inside the vehicle. 484 00:39:40,920 --> 00:39:44,006 If, during the ride, you become disoriented... 485 00:39:44,174 --> 00:39:46,842 ...there's nothing we can do about it. 486 00:39:48,303 --> 00:39:50,763 Have you removed all your jewelry? 487 00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:54,767 - Are you allergic to shellfish? - Jeebs! 488 00:39:54,934 --> 00:39:57,728 Right, then! Smoke 'em if you got 'em. 489 00:40:04,277 --> 00:40:05,694 Have you used this before? 490 00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:09,656 I used it to make some hot-air popcorn. That's about it. 491 00:40:09,824 --> 00:40:12,785 Okay! Let's make it happen, cap'n! 492 00:41:07,966 --> 00:41:09,383 Perfect. 493 00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:25,149 - You're back. - No. 494 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:26,692 How'd you know his head grows back? 495 00:41:26,860 --> 00:41:28,527 It grows back? 496 00:41:31,030 --> 00:41:34,908 Real nice. Okay, that's the last time I help out a friend. 497 00:41:37,412 --> 00:41:39,913 - Kay, you remember anything? - Goodbye. 498 00:41:40,081 --> 00:41:41,623 - Kay! - Kay, wait! 499 00:41:42,458 --> 00:41:46,003 I never got the updated software. Still working off the 6.0. 500 00:41:46,171 --> 00:41:48,088 Your brain needs to reboot. 501 00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:50,674 Give it a minute. 502 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,259 Kay! 503 00:41:52,510 --> 00:41:57,764 Bottom of my heart, I'm really sorry. I hope it won't affect our friendship. 504 00:41:57,932 --> 00:42:02,477 All those years of loyalty and trust, respect for one another. 505 00:42:04,939 --> 00:42:06,231 Right over there! 506 00:42:07,775 --> 00:42:10,235 - Where's Kay? - He's not here! He went... 507 00:42:10,445 --> 00:42:13,780 Kay's retired. I'm his trigger-happy replacement. 508 00:42:13,948 --> 00:42:17,492 Right in the pie hole. Now nothing's gonna taste right. 509 00:42:17,660 --> 00:42:20,120 - Lower your weapon. - No. 510 00:42:25,627 --> 00:42:28,170 Jay, how are you, boo-boo? 511 00:42:28,338 --> 00:42:31,006 - These guys really need Kay. - He's a neutral. 512 00:42:31,174 --> 00:42:34,843 - Tell me something we don't know. - Yeah, tell me something... 513 00:42:35,011 --> 00:42:36,637 I am so sorry. 514 00:42:36,804 --> 00:42:38,805 - God bless you. - Thank you. 515 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:44,102 If I don't bring Kay back to MiB, Serleena's gonna kick my ass. 516 00:42:44,270 --> 00:42:46,313 - Now, where is he? - Where is who? 517 00:42:46,481 --> 00:42:49,066 You don't look too good. 518 00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:51,652 Yeah, and you look like crap. 519 00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:57,324 I take that back. He look like crap. 520 00:42:59,953 --> 00:43:01,828 - Bend him! - Bend him. 521 00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:03,872 Wait, don't bend him. 522 00:43:25,812 --> 00:43:28,105 Hey, honey, how you doing? 523 00:43:41,661 --> 00:43:43,453 Damn decent of you. 524 00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:45,330 Don't mention it. 525 00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:08,979 - I'm gonna be sick. - You don't wanna do that. 526 00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:13,191 - Fellas, I think he's telling the truth. - Then he's no good to us. 527 00:44:15,528 --> 00:44:18,530 - Didn't I teach you anything, kid? - Pineal eye! 528 00:44:21,075 --> 00:44:22,784 Go for the mosh tendrils! 529 00:44:27,081 --> 00:44:28,832 Kay, he's a ball-chinnian. 530 00:44:33,254 --> 00:44:35,797 - You were in a tight spot. - I handled it. 531 00:44:35,965 --> 00:44:38,759 - You need a partner. - I had one. Job got too tough. 532 00:44:38,926 --> 00:44:41,261 I'm back. You got some dust on your coat. 533 00:44:41,429 --> 00:44:43,305 - So you got your memory back. - Yeah. 534 00:44:43,473 --> 00:44:45,932 - What the hell is going on? - Don't know. 535 00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:48,602 - The Light of Zartha? - Never heard of it. 536 00:44:48,770 --> 00:44:49,770 Cool. 537 00:44:53,107 --> 00:44:55,442 You don't remember the Light of Zartha? 538 00:44:55,610 --> 00:44:58,320 Must've neuralyzed myself to keep it from myself. 539 00:44:58,488 --> 00:45:01,782 - Good plan. What you doing? - I do the driving. 540 00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:03,950 - Wait, no. Whoa. - I remember that. 541 00:45:04,118 --> 00:45:08,038 What you remember is you used to drive that old, busted jawn. 542 00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:11,291 I drive the new hotness. 543 00:45:11,459 --> 00:45:15,087 Old and busted, new hotness. 544 00:45:24,013 --> 00:45:26,139 Old busted hotness. 545 00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:29,184 - Serleena, please. - Been a long time, Zed. 546 00:45:29,352 --> 00:45:32,979 I'm just touched you remembered me. Makes me fuzzy all over. 547 00:45:33,147 --> 00:45:36,483 Never forget a pretty whatever you are. 548 00:45:38,736 --> 00:45:40,445 Zed? 549 00:45:40,822 --> 00:45:42,489 Zed? Look at you. 550 00:45:42,657 --> 00:45:45,659 Twenty-five years, and you're still such a looker. 551 00:45:45,827 --> 00:45:47,536 Cut out the meat and dairy. 552 00:45:47,703 --> 00:45:51,498 And you, still a pile of squirmy crap in a different wrapper. 553 00:45:51,833 --> 00:45:55,502 So feisty. Look, we both need the same thing. 554 00:45:58,423 --> 00:45:59,965 Bring him in. 555 00:46:00,633 --> 00:46:01,716 Don't think so. 556 00:46:01,884 --> 00:46:05,846 What about the Light's secret? If it's not off Earth by midnight... 557 00:46:06,013 --> 00:46:09,474 ...it self-destructs, annihilating your little planet. 558 00:46:09,642 --> 00:46:13,520 I lose, you lose. I win, everything keeps spinning. 559 00:46:13,896 --> 00:46:17,858 You don't want the Light on Earth any more than I do. 560 00:46:20,486 --> 00:46:22,195 All right, Serleena. 561 00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:25,323 You win. 562 00:46:26,909 --> 00:46:30,245 Zed? Is that you? I could be Agent Em. 563 00:46:30,621 --> 00:46:32,038 Zed. Hello? 564 00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:44,634 So feisty. 565 00:46:49,098 --> 00:46:52,767 Fastest way back to MiB, you take this right on 39th. 566 00:46:52,935 --> 00:46:54,519 Right here. Right. 567 00:46:56,689 --> 00:46:58,440 Next right on 37th. 568 00:46:58,608 --> 00:47:01,067 Right here. Thirty... Thirty... Right! 569 00:47:01,402 --> 00:47:02,986 We're not going back to MiB. 570 00:47:03,154 --> 00:47:08,241 Headquarters has been breached. We need to peel caps and split wigs. 571 00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:10,035 Not ready. 572 00:47:10,453 --> 00:47:13,914 Look, you've been out for five years. That's a long time. 573 00:47:14,081 --> 00:47:17,209 I understand you're scared. I'm a little scared too. 574 00:47:17,376 --> 00:47:19,419 - I'm not scared. - Me neither. 575 00:47:20,004 --> 00:47:22,422 I just thought we was bonding. 576 00:47:23,257 --> 00:47:27,344 You're acting like a rookie. Splitting wigs and stepping on caps. 577 00:47:27,512 --> 00:47:31,598 - No wonder Zed brought me back. - He did it because you messed up. 578 00:47:31,766 --> 00:47:34,476 Your attitude makes for a stressful environment. 579 00:47:34,644 --> 00:47:38,730 Tell it to the hand. Stressful is what we got back at MiB. 580 00:47:38,898 --> 00:47:43,485 Exactly. Serleena broke into MiB in order to lure me back. 581 00:47:43,653 --> 00:47:45,737 Into a trap. 582 00:47:45,905 --> 00:47:48,448 Which is why we can't bust in there. 583 00:47:48,616 --> 00:47:51,618 We need a plan. Where we going? Scene of the crime? 584 00:47:51,786 --> 00:47:55,997 - You're the boss. - Scene of the crime. That's a left. 585 00:47:58,459 --> 00:48:00,961 I'll contact the witness. We'll talk to her. 586 00:48:01,128 --> 00:48:04,381 Things have changed. We used to neuralyze witnesses. 587 00:48:05,716 --> 00:48:07,467 See, originally, I'd... 588 00:48:08,469 --> 00:48:12,973 No, I was going to... I interrogated her. 589 00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:14,808 - Then neuralyzed her? - What? 590 00:48:14,976 --> 00:48:20,355 MiB code 773/l-1 clearly states that all civilian personnel... 591 00:48:21,357 --> 00:48:22,857 - Drop that weapon! - No! 592 00:48:23,025 --> 00:48:24,651 Jay, I'm... I'm sorry. 593 00:48:24,819 --> 00:48:27,737 No, no, I'm fine. It's my fault. 594 00:48:28,072 --> 00:48:30,532 Kay, my partner. Laura, the witness. 595 00:48:30,700 --> 00:48:31,825 Pleasure. 596 00:48:33,119 --> 00:48:37,706 Thanks for sending those agents over to keep an eye on me last night. 597 00:48:37,873 --> 00:48:39,874 MiB procedural code 594-B... 598 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:43,211 ...states that MiB personnel shall never be used... 599 00:48:43,379 --> 00:48:48,717 Ben, the Zarthan, was vaporized here. I assume the perp was over here. 600 00:48:48,884 --> 00:48:50,468 Ben. 601 00:48:50,636 --> 00:48:53,471 - Was he 5'7", thinning hair? - You knew him? 602 00:48:53,889 --> 00:48:56,141 Nope. Never seen him before in my life. 603 00:48:56,309 --> 00:48:59,185 That is a hell of a fish. 604 00:49:01,397 --> 00:49:03,189 Wait a minute. 605 00:49:08,362 --> 00:49:09,738 You left yourself clues? 606 00:49:09,905 --> 00:49:13,992 In case I was deneuralyzed because my replacement couldn't handle it. 607 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:18,830 If the joker that had got deneuralyzed hadn't created the situation... 608 00:49:18,998 --> 00:49:20,332 Boys. 609 00:49:22,209 --> 00:49:25,128 All right. You pointing at something. 610 00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:28,923 Okay. 611 00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:30,675 Excuse me. 612 00:49:32,219 --> 00:49:33,803 The astronaut. 613 00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:36,556 Jay? 614 00:49:37,058 --> 00:49:39,351 Okay, all right. He's pointing... 615 00:49:39,518 --> 00:49:41,478 He's like... 616 00:49:44,231 --> 00:49:46,066 Who would stack boxes like this? 617 00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:50,070 A box stacker who's not stacking boxes. He's leaving clues. 618 00:49:50,237 --> 00:49:51,738 It's an arrow. 619 00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:58,119 - Jay? - You're slowing me down, slick. 620 00:49:58,287 --> 00:50:01,915 Whatever we're looking for is in these cabinets, right here. 621 00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:06,419 Anchovy filets in virgin olive oil. 622 00:50:09,924 --> 00:50:12,300 I hope I'm not slowing you down. 623 00:50:12,927 --> 00:50:15,553 Good work, partner. Yeah. 624 00:50:15,721 --> 00:50:18,640 - We gotta figure out where it goes. - I know where. 625 00:50:18,933 --> 00:50:23,103 - No. Not yet. - MiB code 773 clearly says... 626 00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:26,439 I know the code, but she might be important to me. 627 00:50:27,066 --> 00:50:29,567 To us. Well, for help. To help us later. 628 00:50:30,236 --> 00:50:32,946 Well, she can't stay here. They'll be back. 629 00:50:35,616 --> 00:50:39,327 - You can stay with friends of mine. - People like you? 630 00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:40,620 Kind of. 631 00:50:40,788 --> 00:50:42,372 Jay! 632 00:50:42,540 --> 00:50:45,041 - Low bridge! - What's going on, man? 633 00:50:45,209 --> 00:50:48,461 Hey, what's happening, fellas? MiB is code 101. 634 00:50:49,088 --> 00:50:50,463 - Bad. - Very bad. 635 00:50:50,631 --> 00:50:54,676 - I need your help. This is Laura. - Laura! 636 00:50:54,844 --> 00:50:56,469 Easy, easy! 637 00:50:56,637 --> 00:50:57,679 They're worms. 638 00:50:57,847 --> 00:51:01,141 Once you go worm, that's what you'll yearn. 639 00:51:01,308 --> 00:51:04,644 - That's what they say. They just: - I've dated worse. 640 00:51:05,187 --> 00:51:07,814 They're suspended for stealing from duty-free shop. 641 00:51:07,982 --> 00:51:10,775 - We were framed. - Zed's wormophobic. 642 00:51:10,943 --> 00:51:12,235 - Kay! - You're back! 643 00:51:12,403 --> 00:51:15,155 - They said you were dead. - We're double-parked. 644 00:51:15,322 --> 00:51:17,198 Laura's very important to me. 645 00:51:17,908 --> 00:51:21,494 To us. To the stuff... Me and you, the stuff we're doing. 646 00:51:22,663 --> 00:51:25,665 - Keep an eye on her. - I'll keep both on her. 647 00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:26,833 No problem! 648 00:51:27,585 --> 00:51:28,877 Hey, hey, hey! 649 00:51:29,044 --> 00:51:31,838 - Why don't you sit here? - Like you got a shot. 650 00:51:32,006 --> 00:51:33,173 Hey, shut up! 651 00:51:36,343 --> 00:51:39,012 My communicator, in case you need it. 652 00:51:42,683 --> 00:51:44,309 - Nice move. - Okay. 653 00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:50,732 - Just watch out for Neeble. - Which one's Neeble? 654 00:51:50,900 --> 00:51:52,358 He's... 655 00:51:53,194 --> 00:51:55,403 - Which one of y'all is Neeble? - Yo, mama! 656 00:51:55,571 --> 00:51:59,783 Him, right there. It's fine. Everything's straight. It's safe. 657 00:51:59,950 --> 00:52:01,951 Don't fall asleep. 658 00:52:03,704 --> 00:52:05,371 Twister! 659 00:52:07,374 --> 00:52:12,045 Run over your plan one more time. I'm struggling with it. 660 00:52:12,213 --> 00:52:16,049 You neuralyzed memory of the Light but left yourself clues. 661 00:52:16,217 --> 00:52:17,258 Right. 662 00:52:17,426 --> 00:52:22,514 Photo pointing to a key in a pizzeria which opens a locker at Grand Central. 663 00:52:22,681 --> 00:52:26,726 - In the locker, we'll find another clue. - That's the plan. 664 00:52:29,188 --> 00:52:32,774 - I like to keep my enemies confused. - We all confused, Kay. 665 00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:39,405 - Are you gonna slow me down? - Your brain's working on old software. 666 00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:41,783 Why don't you go grab us some coffee? 667 00:52:41,951 --> 00:52:45,453 Sure. How do you take it? Black? Couple cubes of kiss my ass? 668 00:52:45,621 --> 00:52:49,040 I don't know what's in there, so step back. 669 00:52:49,208 --> 00:52:52,669 Kay, for real, man. Open the damn locker. 670 00:52:57,258 --> 00:52:59,634 Kay! He's back! The light giver! 671 00:52:59,802 --> 00:53:02,303 All hail Kay! All hail Kay! 672 00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:06,558 Oh, Kay, can you see By the dawn's early light 673 00:53:06,725 --> 00:53:09,561 You are the man who would be king of the train locker. 674 00:53:09,728 --> 00:53:10,770 Praise Kay! 675 00:53:10,938 --> 00:53:15,733 Oh, good and gentle townfolk of Locker C-18... 676 00:53:15,901 --> 00:53:19,445 ...did I leave anything here? - Yes. The timekeeper. 677 00:53:19,613 --> 00:53:22,282 Left to illuminate our streets and hearts. 678 00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:26,953 - I've been looking everywhere for this. - Merciful one! The clock tower! 679 00:53:27,121 --> 00:53:29,831 I got y'all, it's cool. Check this out. 680 00:53:30,124 --> 00:53:33,251 Titanium case. Waterproof to over 300 meters. 681 00:53:34,003 --> 00:53:36,588 - That's banging. - Who are you, stranger? 682 00:53:37,006 --> 00:53:38,631 Jay. 683 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:41,259 All hail Jay! All hail Jay! 684 00:53:41,677 --> 00:53:43,720 Oh, Jay, can you see 685 00:53:43,888 --> 00:53:46,973 - Oh, merciful Jay, the keeper of... - Come on. 686 00:53:47,474 --> 00:53:49,642 - Wait! The commandments! - The tablet! 687 00:53:49,810 --> 00:53:52,854 The tablet! The tablet! The tablet! The tablet! 688 00:53:53,022 --> 00:53:57,066 We have lived by its word, and peace has reigned throughout our world. 689 00:53:57,234 --> 00:54:00,653 Pass it on to others! So that they too may be enlightened! 690 00:54:00,821 --> 00:54:02,488 Be kind! Rewind! 691 00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:04,490 Reconcile your past... 692 00:54:04,909 --> 00:54:07,327 ...in order to move tranquilly into your future! 693 00:54:07,494 --> 00:54:09,829 Two for one every Wednesday. 694 00:54:09,997 --> 00:54:13,374 Give twice as much as ye receive on our most sacred of days. 695 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:14,709 Every Wednesday. 696 00:54:14,877 --> 00:54:18,671 Large adult entertainment section in the back. 697 00:54:22,092 --> 00:54:23,676 That's just nasty. 698 00:54:24,511 --> 00:54:26,763 - What's with the video card? - Don't know. 699 00:54:26,931 --> 00:54:28,431 - The watch? - A reminder. 700 00:54:28,599 --> 00:54:29,974 - Of what? - Can't remember. 701 00:54:30,142 --> 00:54:31,184 Guess. 702 00:54:31,352 --> 00:54:35,104 I guess we have till midnight, that's 59 minutes to figure it out. 703 00:54:37,524 --> 00:54:41,653 Look. Here's an idea. Let's stop chasing butt-backwards clues... 704 00:54:41,820 --> 00:54:45,990 ...get a couple fission carbonizers and get our headquarters back. 705 00:54:46,158 --> 00:54:48,326 It's all about to make sense, kid. 706 00:54:48,494 --> 00:54:50,244 Is this card valid? 707 00:54:51,872 --> 00:54:55,708 - This card hasn't been used in years. - I've been away on business. 708 00:54:55,876 --> 00:54:58,211 - Billions of frequent flier miles. - Try and use them. 709 00:54:58,379 --> 00:55:02,423 I wanted to go to Cambodia. You can get a lobster dinner for a dollar. 710 00:55:02,800 --> 00:55:08,137 The airlines black out holidays. It's a conspiracy, I'm sure, I mean... 711 00:55:08,305 --> 00:55:11,015 Can you tell us anything about the account? 712 00:55:11,392 --> 00:55:13,351 You never checked out a tape. 713 00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:16,854 You reserved one once, but you never picked it up. 714 00:55:17,398 --> 00:55:19,816 - Newton. - There's a rat in the toilet. 715 00:55:19,984 --> 00:55:24,237 It's all stopped up. You're gonna have to pee in the sin... 716 00:55:27,449 --> 00:55:30,410 - Still think I'm paranoid? - Yeah. 717 00:55:31,203 --> 00:55:36,666 Gentlemen, my name is Newton. I run the place. Seen any aliens lately? 718 00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:41,087 - You need professional help. - He's getting it. It's not working. 719 00:55:41,255 --> 00:55:43,464 Okay, so, new case, huh? 720 00:55:43,632 --> 00:55:46,092 Episode 27, Light of Zartha. 721 00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:48,928 Got it. 722 00:55:49,555 --> 00:55:53,307 Jarra, it's a sin they've kept a genius like you locked away. 723 00:55:53,475 --> 00:55:57,437 Their agent Jay caught me siphoning ozone to sell on the black market. 724 00:55:57,604 --> 00:55:59,564 They're touchy about global warming. 725 00:55:59,732 --> 00:56:03,276 I need a spacecraft that can travel 300 times the speed of light. 726 00:56:03,444 --> 00:56:05,445 I'll give you whatever you want. 727 00:56:05,612 --> 00:56:08,114 - Give me Jay. We'll call it even. - Groovy. 728 00:56:08,907 --> 00:56:11,367 You've got till midnight. 729 00:56:15,539 --> 00:56:19,125 Gatbot, I got a little something special for you. 730 00:56:23,630 --> 00:56:26,424 Newton? Newton, is that you? 731 00:56:26,592 --> 00:56:29,093 Yes, Mom, I'm up here with some friends. 732 00:56:29,261 --> 00:56:30,845 I wanna have your baby. 733 00:56:31,013 --> 00:56:33,139 Would you like some mini-pizza? 734 00:56:34,058 --> 00:56:37,143 You guys want some mini-pizzas? They're good. 735 00:56:37,311 --> 00:56:40,521 They're like mini-bagels, with pizza stuff on them. 736 00:56:40,689 --> 00:56:43,483 She'll put a little fontina cheese on. 737 00:56:43,650 --> 00:56:47,653 She has palsy, so she ends up putting a lot of cheese on. 738 00:56:52,284 --> 00:56:54,410 No, thanks, we're cool. 739 00:56:54,578 --> 00:56:55,828 All right. 740 00:56:57,581 --> 00:56:58,956 Over here. 741 00:57:03,629 --> 00:57:04,962 This is it. 742 00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:07,548 Finally some hard evidence. 743 00:57:07,800 --> 00:57:11,511 Gentlemen, before I play the tape, one question: 744 00:57:12,096 --> 00:57:13,846 What's up with anal probing? 745 00:57:14,014 --> 00:57:17,934 Aliens travel billions of light years just to check out our... 746 00:57:18,102 --> 00:57:20,353 Boy, move. 747 00:57:20,521 --> 00:57:23,439 Okay. Just a question. 748 00:57:24,483 --> 00:57:28,027 Here is one of their stories that "never happened"... 749 00:57:28,195 --> 00:57:32,073 ...from one of their files that doesn't exist. 750 00:57:33,492 --> 00:57:38,496 1978. Devastating war of Zartha had raged on for 50 years. 751 00:57:38,664 --> 00:57:40,414 Looks like Spielberg's work. 752 00:57:40,582 --> 00:57:44,502 But the Zarthans had a great treasure, the Light of Zartha. 753 00:57:44,670 --> 00:57:48,047 A source of power so awesome, it alone... 754 00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:51,801 ...could mean victory and restoration for the Zarthans... 755 00:57:51,969 --> 00:57:56,389 ...or complete annihilation, if it fell into the hands of the Kylothians. 756 00:57:56,557 --> 00:58:00,685 A group of Zarthans made the journey, led by the Keeper of the Light... 757 00:58:00,853 --> 00:58:02,311 Lauranna. 758 00:58:02,729 --> 00:58:04,856 ...Princess Lauranna. 759 00:58:05,149 --> 00:58:09,735 Lauranna beseeched the Men in Black to help her hide the Light on Earth. 760 00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:12,238 But they could not intervene. 761 00:58:12,406 --> 00:58:13,656 No. 762 00:58:14,366 --> 00:58:15,491 It was night. 763 00:58:17,703 --> 00:58:19,120 And it was raining. 764 00:58:19,788 --> 00:58:21,205 You've been very wise. 765 00:58:21,373 --> 00:58:25,918 Kay, please. If Serleena takes the Light, it's the end of our world. 766 00:58:26,587 --> 00:58:29,922 If we extend protection for the Light beyond Earth... 767 00:58:30,090 --> 00:58:33,426 ...we put Earth in jeopardy. We must remain neutral. 768 00:58:33,594 --> 00:58:36,179 - Where is it? - We're neutral, remember? 769 00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:38,598 If you want it, go get it. 770 00:58:42,811 --> 00:58:44,312 No! 771 00:59:13,467 --> 00:59:15,760 And so never knowing it happened... 772 00:59:15,928 --> 00:59:18,846 ...the people of Earth were once again saved... 773 00:59:19,014 --> 00:59:22,141 ...by a secret society of protectors... 774 00:59:23,268 --> 00:59:24,936 I shouldn't have. 775 00:59:25,896 --> 00:59:28,314 You never sent it off the planet. 776 00:59:29,441 --> 00:59:30,858 You hid it here. 777 00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:34,278 The worm guys. 778 00:59:38,450 --> 00:59:41,244 Are you one of Newton's friends from therapy? 779 00:59:41,411 --> 00:59:45,915 - Yes, ma'am, I am. Look here, please. - Would you like some mini-pizz...? 780 00:59:46,917 --> 00:59:48,542 A neuralyz... 781 00:59:49,586 --> 00:59:53,172 Okay, first, get some contact lenses. 782 00:59:53,340 --> 00:59:55,633 Joints look like they pick up cable. 783 00:59:55,801 --> 01:00:00,388 Second, take her to Cambodia. Get her lobster. Pay more than a dollar. 784 01:00:00,555 --> 01:00:03,849 Third, the second y'all get back from Cambodia... 785 01:00:04,017 --> 01:00:07,061 ...move your bum ass out of your mom's house. 786 01:00:07,229 --> 01:00:09,647 - Let's go. - Boy, you like 40 years old. 787 01:00:09,815 --> 01:00:12,108 - Agent Jay? - All right, all right. 788 01:00:12,276 --> 01:00:16,279 And there ain't no such thing as aliens or Men in Black. 789 01:00:22,494 --> 01:00:25,705 - You wanna go to Cambodia? - Yeah. 790 01:00:27,833 --> 01:00:29,208 Hey, Mom? 791 01:00:29,835 --> 01:00:31,919 Communicator, Jay. 792 01:00:32,796 --> 01:00:35,589 - Laura, it's me. - Jay, we're playing Twister. 793 01:00:35,757 --> 01:00:37,550 What's up, Jay? 794 01:00:37,718 --> 01:00:41,012 - Quit touching my butt! - I thought it was your face. 795 01:00:41,179 --> 01:00:44,223 They're good at this. They don't have spines. 796 01:00:44,391 --> 01:00:47,351 They were telling me about Oprah, from Chicago. 797 01:00:47,519 --> 01:00:50,730 Maybe landed in Chicago. 798 01:00:51,398 --> 01:00:53,899 - Are you wearing a bracelet? - Yeah. 799 01:00:54,067 --> 01:00:55,151 Is it glowing? 800 01:01:00,240 --> 01:01:03,242 - It's never done that before. - We're on our way. 801 01:01:03,410 --> 01:01:04,952 Communicator, Frank. 802 01:01:05,245 --> 01:01:10,791 Deactivate lockdown. We're headed to the worm guys. We found the Light. 803 01:01:10,959 --> 01:01:13,711 Got it, Jay. Scrad? 804 01:01:13,879 --> 01:01:15,004 Bitch. 805 01:01:15,172 --> 01:01:17,089 Why didn't you say I love you? 806 01:01:17,257 --> 01:01:21,886 - He's a dog. I don't even like him. - No, the girl. You're sweet on her. 807 01:01:22,054 --> 01:01:25,222 That's why you didn't neuralyze her. You got emotionally involved. 808 01:01:25,390 --> 01:01:29,894 - Like you did with Lauranna? - I put the entire planet in danger. 809 01:01:30,062 --> 01:01:33,314 I don't want to see you making my mistakes. 810 01:01:33,482 --> 01:01:35,066 Whatever, man. 811 01:01:39,446 --> 01:01:40,654 Laura? 812 01:01:47,621 --> 01:01:48,662 Damn! 813 01:01:53,085 --> 01:01:55,044 Never stood half a chance. 814 01:01:56,296 --> 01:01:57,380 Oh, boy. 815 01:01:58,465 --> 01:02:00,549 That's gonna leave a scar. 816 01:02:01,927 --> 01:02:03,761 - Where's Laura? - MiB headquarters. 817 01:02:03,929 --> 01:02:07,056 - Some dumb two-headed guy. - They got the bracelet. 818 01:02:07,224 --> 01:02:09,975 We got 39 minutes. You guys... 819 01:02:10,143 --> 01:02:12,311 ...pull yourselves together. 820 01:02:13,063 --> 01:02:14,146 Damn. 821 01:02:15,524 --> 01:02:17,608 That's feeling better. 822 01:02:17,776 --> 01:02:20,486 - Hey, guys, wait up! - Let me grab my drink! 823 01:02:20,654 --> 01:02:22,696 Serleena has the bracelet. Why take Laura? 824 01:02:22,864 --> 01:02:24,031 She also wants me. 825 01:02:24,199 --> 01:02:27,493 - What's the book say? - We're off book. I say split some wigs. 826 01:02:27,661 --> 01:02:29,912 - We need wig-splitting weapons. - Got them. 827 01:02:35,460 --> 01:02:38,504 Paw Paw's coming to visit me. Hello, Paw Paw. 828 01:02:38,672 --> 01:02:41,674 Paw Paw and ZuZu love to see what's going on in the garden. 829 01:02:41,842 --> 01:02:46,262 Don't worry, folks. I used to live here. Came to pick up a few things. 830 01:02:50,308 --> 01:02:51,809 Nice place. 831 01:03:04,281 --> 01:03:05,531 See you. 832 01:03:15,375 --> 01:03:18,169 You did not see a room full of weapons or four aliens. 833 01:03:18,336 --> 01:03:21,046 You will cherish and love each other for the rest of your lives. 834 01:03:21,214 --> 01:03:25,217 Which could be the next 28 minutes, so get to loving and cherishing. 835 01:03:25,385 --> 01:03:28,053 And she can stay up as late as she want... 836 01:03:28,221 --> 01:03:30,848 ...and have cookies and candy and stuff. 837 01:03:41,735 --> 01:03:46,030 Four minutes to launch. 838 01:03:46,740 --> 01:03:50,743 - Your ship is ready. - Good. Send it to Kyloth now. 839 01:03:54,122 --> 01:03:55,372 Ready, guys? 840 01:03:55,540 --> 01:03:57,750 Lock and load, baby. 841 01:03:57,918 --> 01:03:59,585 - You ready, kid? - Kid? 842 01:03:59,753 --> 01:04:02,755 I saved the world from a Kreelon invasion. 843 01:04:02,923 --> 01:04:07,092 They're the Backstreet Boys of the universe. They throw snowballs? 844 01:04:07,886 --> 01:04:09,345 Know what you're doing? 845 01:04:09,513 --> 01:04:12,515 I'm about to attack one of the most feared aliens... 846 01:04:12,682 --> 01:04:15,935 ...with four worms and a mailman. Let's make it hot. 847 01:04:16,102 --> 01:04:17,394 No, no, wait! 848 01:04:23,151 --> 01:04:25,444 A code 101 lockdown! 849 01:04:25,612 --> 01:04:29,657 The building gets pressurized. Nothing in, nothing out. I knew that. 850 01:04:29,824 --> 01:04:31,867 Yeah, you knew. Front and center, worms! 851 01:04:32,035 --> 01:04:33,327 You got it. 852 01:04:39,960 --> 01:04:45,464 It's about time you guys got here. That lady is causing all kinds of hell. 853 01:05:05,819 --> 01:05:09,071 Yummy. Someone I need to eat. 854 01:05:09,281 --> 01:05:12,783 Get to the launch pad. The bracelet shows the departure point. 855 01:05:12,951 --> 01:05:15,369 - Do not come back for me. - What do you mean? 856 01:05:15,537 --> 01:05:18,247 Do not come back for me. 857 01:05:22,502 --> 01:05:26,589 - Worm guys, give me some cover fire. - Too scared, can't move. 858 01:05:36,266 --> 01:05:37,474 Go! 859 01:05:48,194 --> 01:05:51,113 - Limber. - Go to subcontrol panel 7-R-Delta. 860 01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:56,785 - Shut off power so they can't take off. - Can't. Too scared. 861 01:05:57,746 --> 01:06:00,372 - That way. - Away from the bullets. 862 01:06:00,540 --> 01:06:02,166 No problem. 863 01:06:16,806 --> 01:06:18,724 Nice to see you again, Kay. 864 01:06:22,979 --> 01:06:25,022 - Three minutes to launch. - Jay! 865 01:06:25,190 --> 01:06:27,399 Three minutes to launch. 866 01:06:27,901 --> 01:06:29,360 Hello, Jay. Long time. 867 01:06:29,527 --> 01:06:32,029 Jarra! What's up, man? You look great. 868 01:06:32,197 --> 01:06:34,823 - What's it been? Five years? - And 42 days. 869 01:06:34,991 --> 01:06:37,493 You count every one when you're locked away. 870 01:06:37,661 --> 01:06:41,747 You shouldn't have tried to steal our ozone. Be there in one minute. 871 01:06:42,874 --> 01:06:45,459 Over our dead titanium bodies! 872 01:06:45,627 --> 01:06:47,086 Two minutes. 873 01:06:53,760 --> 01:06:55,594 Let's play this one by ear. 874 01:06:58,390 --> 01:07:02,601 - I should have vaporized you before. - You really did love Lauranna. 875 01:07:02,769 --> 01:07:04,645 Didn't you, Kay? 876 01:07:04,938 --> 01:07:06,980 You silly little man. 877 01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:37,302 Two minutes to launch. 878 01:07:39,222 --> 01:07:40,639 Just go, I'll be fine! 879 01:07:41,474 --> 01:07:43,976 What you talking about? I'm winning. 880 01:07:44,144 --> 01:07:48,147 Jarra, you are under arrest for being that ugly... 881 01:07:48,314 --> 01:07:51,150 ...and for making that many copies. Surrender! 882 01:07:51,317 --> 01:07:53,193 I want him in pieces. 883 01:07:55,864 --> 01:07:58,198 Jarra Jr. Is going, going... 884 01:07:58,867 --> 01:08:00,659 ...gone! 885 01:08:13,339 --> 01:08:15,924 - Rectum. - Damn near killed him! 886 01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:17,843 Never get tired of that one. 887 01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:20,679 - Where do we shut off the power? - Don't know. 888 01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:30,606 - I'm fine. I'll be there in a minute. - No, he won't. 889 01:08:36,696 --> 01:08:38,947 Down to one now, Jarra! 890 01:08:48,416 --> 01:08:50,793 Thirty seconds to launch. 891 01:08:58,885 --> 01:09:01,261 Fifteen seconds to launch. 892 01:09:04,182 --> 01:09:06,308 Ten seconds to launch. 893 01:09:06,601 --> 01:09:07,851 Eight. 894 01:09:08,019 --> 01:09:09,353 Seven. 895 01:09:09,521 --> 01:09:10,896 Six. 896 01:09:11,064 --> 01:09:12,397 Five. 897 01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:13,690 Four. 898 01:09:13,858 --> 01:09:14,983 Three. 899 01:09:15,151 --> 01:09:16,235 Two. 900 01:09:17,737 --> 01:09:19,696 Launch terminated. 901 01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:23,617 - What did you mean, leave you? - Well, he took your gun. 902 01:09:23,785 --> 01:09:26,620 Cracked your head. Slammed you across the room. 903 01:09:26,788 --> 01:09:30,874 - Half the time you were on your back. - Look, that's how I fight. 904 01:09:31,584 --> 01:09:34,044 You've lost, you insignificant speck. 905 01:09:34,212 --> 01:09:37,256 You've wasted 25 years of my time, and for what? 906 01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:41,552 The total annihilation of Zartha. All because you went mushy. 907 01:09:41,719 --> 01:09:45,931 I'll give you one last chance to surrender, you slimy invertebrate. 908 01:09:46,099 --> 01:09:49,685 - What are you gonna do to stop me? - Not me. Him. 909 01:09:51,729 --> 01:09:54,022 Your flight's been canceled. 910 01:10:00,738 --> 01:10:05,158 Shut down power. Shut down power. Buttons, buttons. I'm guessing... 911 01:10:05,326 --> 01:10:06,451 Yeah. 912 01:10:08,538 --> 01:10:10,789 - Worms! - Sorry. 913 01:10:15,879 --> 01:10:18,547 - Give me the bracelet. - I'm going with you. 914 01:10:18,715 --> 01:10:21,425 Everybody in the car. Everybody. 915 01:10:34,606 --> 01:10:37,482 This bracelet is what everybody's been after? 916 01:10:37,650 --> 01:10:39,359 It's often something small. 917 01:10:39,527 --> 01:10:42,487 It's not the Light. It tells us the departure point. 918 01:10:42,655 --> 01:10:45,574 - What? - If we don't get there in 11 minutes... 919 01:10:45,742 --> 01:10:48,827 ...that bracelet will go nuclear and destroy Earth. 920 01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:50,454 What?! 921 01:10:51,039 --> 01:10:52,080 Hello. 922 01:10:53,082 --> 01:10:55,167 - Wait, Kay, no. - I know what I'm doing. 923 01:11:10,099 --> 01:11:11,141 Damn. 924 01:11:12,810 --> 01:11:16,021 - Modified to hyper-speed! - Seat belts. 925 01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:20,442 What's that? 926 01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:24,029 At hyper-speed, you have to use the navigational stalk. 927 01:11:28,284 --> 01:11:32,537 Toggle switches for the ailerons. Joysticks for the stabilizer and rudder. 928 01:11:32,705 --> 01:11:34,122 Okay. 929 01:11:37,752 --> 01:11:39,586 I just want you to know... 930 01:11:39,754 --> 01:11:41,880 Hold on to that for one second. 931 01:11:45,468 --> 01:11:47,135 Computer, worms. 932 01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:52,307 I said, "Bitch, if you don't want me to kick your skinny Zone Diet ass... 933 01:11:52,475 --> 01:11:56,353 ...turn around and exit the planet." - Frank, where are you? 934 01:11:56,521 --> 01:11:57,980 Main hall, egg display. 935 01:11:58,147 --> 01:12:01,024 We're taking fire. Kay pushed the red button. 936 01:12:01,192 --> 01:12:05,070 Computer at MiB can destroy bogey. I'll walk you through it. 937 01:12:07,323 --> 01:12:11,994 Jay? Frank. You were the best darn partner a Remoolian could ever have. 938 01:12:12,787 --> 01:12:14,079 Godspeed. 939 01:12:15,540 --> 01:12:16,581 Frank? Frank? 940 01:12:17,583 --> 01:12:20,252 Okay, here we go, automatic pilot. 941 01:12:22,505 --> 01:12:26,675 - It is not automatic piloting. - He doesn't operate at hyper-speed. 942 01:12:26,843 --> 01:12:30,262 - I could use a steering wheel! - This is what we got. 943 01:12:32,056 --> 01:12:34,975 - Didn't you ever have a Game Boy? - What is a Game Boy? 944 01:12:35,143 --> 01:12:37,602 - You know what? Move. Move. - Okay. 945 01:12:38,021 --> 01:12:40,355 That is not the navigational stalk! 946 01:12:52,326 --> 01:12:54,327 Okay, straight down. 947 01:12:59,042 --> 01:13:00,459 Idiots. 948 01:13:10,511 --> 01:13:13,305 Subway may not be the best place to lose her. 949 01:13:15,683 --> 01:13:17,142 - Where is he? - He? 950 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:18,852 Jeff. Hang on! 951 01:13:23,357 --> 01:13:24,483 Teeth. 952 01:13:58,434 --> 01:14:01,436 Running out of time, Kay. Where is the Light? 953 01:14:02,647 --> 01:14:04,147 Right here. 954 01:14:05,149 --> 01:14:07,359 - What? - What, I'm the Light? 955 01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:10,862 - No. No way. - You have a planet to save. 956 01:14:11,030 --> 01:14:13,532 You're mistaken. I work at a pizzeria. 957 01:14:13,699 --> 01:14:17,661 Two days ago, I was running a post office. You are who you are. 958 01:14:17,829 --> 01:14:20,914 Laura, you are the Light. 959 01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:24,835 The leader of your people. Their spirit and their hope. 960 01:14:25,002 --> 01:14:27,712 The power is within you to save a planet. 961 01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:32,801 I protected you until it was your time. Your time is now. 962 01:14:36,639 --> 01:14:40,392 You will save a world. You know things before they happen. 963 01:14:40,560 --> 01:14:42,686 - I'm a Libra. - You're Zarthan. 964 01:14:42,854 --> 01:14:47,065 - When you get sad, it rains. - Lots of people get sad when it rains. 965 01:14:47,400 --> 01:14:50,068 It rains because you're sad, baby. 966 01:15:43,289 --> 01:15:44,915 It's not fair. 967 01:15:50,796 --> 01:15:52,464 Never is. 968 01:15:54,217 --> 01:15:55,842 We are who we are... 969 01:15:56,010 --> 01:15:58,511 ...even if we sometimes forget. 970 01:16:07,939 --> 01:16:10,482 Jeff, I am so not in the mood for you! 971 01:16:10,650 --> 01:16:12,400 Get back in the subway! Now! 972 01:16:18,950 --> 01:16:20,200 That's not good. 973 01:16:22,078 --> 01:16:23,620 Wait! No! 974 01:16:25,039 --> 01:16:26,373 Jay! 975 01:16:26,999 --> 01:16:31,419 I cannot emphasize enough how much we need you on that transport. 976 01:16:32,838 --> 01:16:35,131 Laura! You have to go! 977 01:16:35,549 --> 01:16:36,925 Oh, jeez. 978 01:16:38,970 --> 01:16:41,763 Go. He's fine. He does this all the time. 979 01:16:42,848 --> 01:16:44,099 Nope! 980 01:16:46,477 --> 01:16:49,354 About to lay the smackdown on your candy ass. 981 01:16:49,772 --> 01:16:52,107 Laura! It's your destiny! 982 01:16:52,358 --> 01:16:54,276 I was talking, Kay! 983 01:16:55,778 --> 01:16:57,946 Hey! No biting. 984 01:16:59,699 --> 01:17:02,075 If you don't go, we all die. 985 01:17:05,288 --> 01:17:07,872 You're just as beautiful as your mother. 986 01:17:14,547 --> 01:17:16,840 Kay? A little help? 987 01:17:29,228 --> 01:17:30,353 Kay? 988 01:17:32,189 --> 01:17:34,733 Might I suggest a bigger gun? 989 01:18:01,260 --> 01:18:02,844 - Kid? - Yeah. 990 01:18:03,304 --> 01:18:06,639 - Thanks for bringing me back. - No problem. 991 01:18:07,266 --> 01:18:08,767 Why didn't you tell me? 992 01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:11,061 Would you have let her go? 993 01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:36,378 So, what's it like on the outside? Not doing this every day? 994 01:18:36,545 --> 01:18:37,962 It's nice. 995 01:18:38,130 --> 01:18:41,966 Sleep late on the weekends. Watch the Weather Channel. 996 01:18:45,471 --> 01:18:47,597 I did miss this city. 997 01:18:48,808 --> 01:18:52,352 So Laura is Princess Lauranna's daughter. 998 01:18:54,271 --> 01:18:57,649 - Did y'all...? - MiB is a mess. Let's go, kid. 999 01:18:58,442 --> 01:18:59,651 Let's go? 1000 01:18:59,819 --> 01:19:04,114 Thousands of people in New York and New Jersey saw our little event. 1001 01:19:04,281 --> 01:19:08,660 Plan needs to be thought out. Plan needs to be cool. What you...? 1002 01:19:13,332 --> 01:19:15,291 Kid, I'll get you trained yet. 1003 01:19:15,459 --> 01:19:17,001 I want one of those. 1004 01:19:17,169 --> 01:19:18,420 Damn! 1005 01:19:23,259 --> 01:19:24,467 - Hey. - Hey. 1006 01:19:24,635 --> 01:19:27,053 - How you doing? - I'm good, man. 1007 01:19:27,221 --> 01:19:31,766 We've all been there. The girl is gone and it hurts. Wanna talk? 1008 01:19:31,934 --> 01:19:33,476 - No. - I can help. 1009 01:19:33,644 --> 01:19:34,686 No. 1010 01:19:34,854 --> 01:19:35,854 Still sulking? 1011 01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:37,063 - No. - Yeah. 1012 01:19:37,231 --> 01:19:41,484 You miss her. It happens to all of us. I knew this hot young thing. 1013 01:19:41,652 --> 01:19:45,238 When our bodies were in the positions of the Kamasutra... 1014 01:19:45,406 --> 01:19:46,698 Zed! 1015 01:19:47,158 --> 01:19:49,033 Come on, man! Damn! 1016 01:19:49,410 --> 01:19:51,119 I'll tell you about dames. 1017 01:19:51,287 --> 01:19:54,873 They say they want to be scratched, but they really want: 1018 01:19:55,040 --> 01:19:56,708 Hey! Frank. 1019 01:19:56,876 --> 01:19:59,586 What? Still sitting shiva? Want my advice? 1020 01:19:59,753 --> 01:20:01,671 No. No advice. 1021 01:20:01,839 --> 01:20:03,381 No talking. 1022 01:20:04,008 --> 01:20:05,300 Hell, no. 1023 01:20:05,468 --> 01:20:08,136 Fellas, I swear, I'm fine. 1024 01:20:09,096 --> 01:20:11,890 All hail Jay! All hail Jay! 1025 01:20:12,433 --> 01:20:16,060 - I brought them from Grand Central. - Why put them in my locker? 1026 01:20:16,228 --> 01:20:18,563 I thought it would put things in perspective. 1027 01:20:18,731 --> 01:20:21,399 It's kind of sad. We need to let them out. 1028 01:20:21,567 --> 01:20:24,777 They need to know the world is bigger than that. 1029 01:20:24,945 --> 01:20:26,446 Still a rookie.