1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:04,186 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org 2 00:00:07,940 --> 00:00:09,541 The news never ends. 3 00:00:09,608 --> 00:00:11,411 This is 1080 GCR. 4 00:00:11,478 --> 00:00:14,847 You get all the news you need, all day long. 5 00:00:15,482 --> 00:00:17,317 Good morning. 6 00:00:17,384 --> 00:00:19,618 It's 42 degrees at 10:30 on this Thursday, October 15th. 7 00:00:19,685 --> 00:00:22,188 I'm Stan L. Brooks, and here's what's happening. 8 00:00:22,255 --> 00:00:24,491 It's day 18 of the garbage strike, 9 00:00:24,556 --> 00:00:27,327 with 10,000 tons of garbage piling up every day. 10 00:00:27,394 --> 00:00:29,561 Even the nicest sections of the city 11 00:00:29,628 --> 00:00:31,031 are looking like slums. 12 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:32,798 Health Commissioner Edward O'Rourke is 13 00:00:32,865 --> 00:00:34,700 declaring a city-wide state of emergency 14 00:00:34,767 --> 00:00:36,635 for the first time in decades. 15 00:00:36,702 --> 00:00:38,737 There's no need to wait until somebody dies 16 00:00:38,804 --> 00:00:40,539 or comes down with typhoid fever. 17 00:00:40,606 --> 00:00:42,475 It's already a serious situation. 18 00:00:42,541 --> 00:00:43,909 It's something that affects 19 00:00:43,976 --> 00:00:45,378 almost everyone in the city, 20 00:00:45,445 --> 00:00:47,147 no matter who they are or where they live. 21 00:00:47,213 --> 00:00:49,382 You can't go down no one avenue 22 00:00:49,449 --> 00:00:51,717 without seeing nothing but garbage and rats. 23 00:00:51,784 --> 00:00:53,119 It's starting to affect my business 24 00:00:53,186 --> 00:00:54,586 when customers can't get in here 25 00:00:54,653 --> 00:00:56,289 because of the garbage situation. 26 00:00:56,356 --> 00:00:58,058 I'm not out that long to smell it, 27 00:00:58,124 --> 00:00:59,925 but I think to look at it, it's terrible. 28 00:00:59,992 --> 00:01:01,560 It don't affect me except 29 00:01:01,627 --> 00:01:03,396 for the very bad smell here. 30 00:01:03,463 --> 00:01:04,531 It's horrific. 31 00:01:04,596 --> 00:01:06,032 It's a mess. 32 00:01:06,099 --> 00:01:07,699 I've been in this country for 50 years, 33 00:01:07,766 --> 00:01:09,002 and I've never seen anything like it. 34 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,470 What is this world coming to? 35 00:01:10,537 --> 00:01:12,272 Put 'em in a room, 36 00:01:12,338 --> 00:01:13,939 let 'em sit there and talk until they get it over with. 37 00:01:14,007 --> 00:01:15,774 24 hours, 48 hours, how long it takes. 38 00:01:15,841 --> 00:01:17,876 The idea of the National Guard moving in 39 00:01:17,943 --> 00:01:19,578 and cleaning up is a good idea. 40 00:01:19,645 --> 00:01:21,114 In other news, 41 00:01:21,181 --> 00:01:22,648 the building industry and landlords today 42 00:01:22,714 --> 00:01:24,017 expressed concern over the latest 43 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:25,918 increase in heating oil prices. 44 00:01:25,984 --> 00:01:27,253 Renters in the metro area 45 00:01:27,320 --> 00:01:29,122 are certain to feel the pinch... 46 00:02:04,124 --> 00:02:05,425 Yo, what's up with your shoes, bro? 47 00:02:05,492 --> 00:02:07,093 Nice outfit, pal. 48 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,561 If you're gonna be a clown, at least you could be 49 00:02:08,627 --> 00:02:10,230 a good one. You know that, right? 50 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:11,763 - Hey! Hey! - Grab it! 51 00:02:11,830 --> 00:02:13,099 Go, go, go! 52 00:02:13,166 --> 00:02:14,534 Hey! 53 00:02:14,601 --> 00:02:16,069 He's coming! 54 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:18,204 Come on, clown, let's go! We've got the sign. 55 00:02:18,271 --> 00:02:20,073 - Look at him running. - Let's go! 56 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,574 Stop them! 57 00:02:21,640 --> 00:02:23,076 Go, go, go, go! Watch the car, watch the car! 58 00:02:25,278 --> 00:02:27,347 Where's your sign, clown? 59 00:02:27,413 --> 00:02:28,747 Hey! 60 00:02:33,119 --> 00:02:34,686 Go, clown! Come on! 61 00:02:34,753 --> 00:02:35,888 Stop them! 62 00:02:37,756 --> 00:02:39,259 Go! Come on! 63 00:02:41,660 --> 00:02:42,861 Stop them! 64 00:02:42,928 --> 00:02:44,830 Come on, run! 65 00:02:46,732 --> 00:02:48,234 Hey! 66 00:02:49,435 --> 00:02:50,869 You fucking... 67 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:57,577 Oh, shit! Good hit. 68 00:02:57,644 --> 00:02:59,312 Come on! Beat his ass up. 69 00:02:59,379 --> 00:03:01,447 Come on! This guy's weak. He can't do nothing. 70 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:03,516 Harder! Harder! 71 00:03:03,583 --> 00:03:04,850 Beat him up. Take his stuff. 72 00:03:04,917 --> 00:03:07,753 Let's go, let's go! Come on. Let's go! 73 00:04:02,508 --> 00:04:04,310 Ha! 74 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:53,859 Is it just me, 75 00:04:53,925 --> 00:04:56,529 or is it getting crazier out there? 76 00:04:59,998 --> 00:05:03,436 - It is certainly tense. - Hmm. 77 00:05:03,503 --> 00:05:05,238 People are upset. 78 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:08,474 They're struggling. Looking for work. 79 00:05:08,541 --> 00:05:09,841 These are tough times. 80 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:14,380 How about you? 81 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:18,151 Have you been keeping up with your journal? 82 00:05:19,786 --> 00:05:21,587 Yes, ma'am. 83 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:25,191 Great. 84 00:05:25,258 --> 00:05:27,093 Did you bring it with you? 85 00:05:31,564 --> 00:05:32,998 Arthur. 86 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:35,034 Last time, I asked you to bring your journal 87 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:37,537 with you for these appointments. 88 00:05:37,603 --> 00:05:39,072 Can I see it? 89 00:05:50,849 --> 00:05:53,952 I've been using it as a journal, 90 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:58,224 but also as a joke diary. 91 00:05:58,291 --> 00:06:01,993 Funny thoughts or observations. 92 00:06:02,894 --> 00:06:04,330 I think I told you 93 00:06:04,397 --> 00:06:07,433 I'm pursuing a career in stand-up comedy. 94 00:06:10,770 --> 00:06:12,472 No, you didn't. 95 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,042 I think I did. 96 00:06:24,283 --> 00:06:28,421 "I just hope my death makes more sense than my life." 97 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,773 How does it feel to have to come here? 98 00:06:46,839 --> 00:06:50,042 Does it help to have someone to talk to? 99 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,114 I think I felt better 100 00:06:55,181 --> 00:06:57,350 when I was locked up in the hospital. 101 00:06:59,185 --> 00:07:00,586 And have you thought more about 102 00:07:01,888 --> 00:07:03,790 why you were locked up? 103 00:07:09,061 --> 00:07:10,996 Who knows? 104 00:07:17,737 --> 00:07:19,739 I was wondering if you could ask the doctor 105 00:07:19,806 --> 00:07:21,940 to increase my medication. 106 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:31,217 Arthur, you're on seven different medications. 107 00:07:31,284 --> 00:07:34,153 Surely, they must be doing something. 108 00:07:36,389 --> 00:07:39,725 I just don't want to feel so bad anymore. 109 00:08:15,595 --> 00:08:18,130 Would you please stop bothering my kid? 110 00:08:21,067 --> 00:08:22,068 I wasn't bothering him. I was... 111 00:08:22,134 --> 00:08:23,503 Just stop. 112 00:08:31,944 --> 00:08:33,779 What? You think that's funny? 113 00:08:42,054 --> 00:08:43,723 I'm sorry. I have a... 114 00:09:00,206 --> 00:09:01,707 I'm sorry. 115 00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:41,707 Happy, did you check the mail 116 00:10:41,774 --> 00:10:43,110 before you came up? 117 00:10:43,175 --> 00:10:44,844 Yeah, Mom. 118 00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,413 Nothing. 119 00:10:50,349 --> 00:10:51,951 And finally, tonight, 120 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:54,520 just when you thought it couldn't get any worse... 121 00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:55,988 ...authorities are saying 122 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:58,125 the city is under siege by scores of rats. 123 00:10:58,190 --> 00:10:59,525 And not just any rats, 124 00:10:59,592 --> 00:11:01,661 but super rats, who are hard to kill. 125 00:11:01,727 --> 00:11:03,929 He must not be getting my letters. 126 00:11:03,996 --> 00:11:05,098 Yeah. 127 00:11:05,164 --> 00:11:07,266 It's Thomas Wayne, Mom. 128 00:11:07,333 --> 00:11:08,734 He's a busy man. 129 00:11:08,801 --> 00:11:12,872 Please. I worked for that family for years. 130 00:11:12,938 --> 00:11:15,341 The least he could do is write back. 131 00:11:16,575 --> 00:11:19,979 Here. Don't get all worked up. Eat. 132 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,347 You need to eat. 133 00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:25,018 You need to eat. Look how skinny you are. 134 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,421 Both victims were taken to Gotham General. 135 00:11:28,487 --> 00:11:29,889 Sounds like 136 00:11:29,955 --> 00:11:31,624 the city needs to find the Pied Piper. 137 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,492 He'll make a great mayor. Everybody says so. 138 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:37,496 Oh, yeah. Everybody who? Who do you talk to? 139 00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:39,932 Well, everybody on the news. 140 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:42,401 He's the only one who could save the city. 141 00:11:42,468 --> 00:11:43,936 He owes it to us. 142 00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:48,340 Come sit. It's starting. 143 00:11:48,407 --> 00:11:50,876 Yay, Murray. 144 00:11:50,943 --> 00:11:54,547 From NCB Studios in Gotham City, 145 00:11:54,613 --> 00:11:58,784 it's Live with Murray Franklin! 146 00:11:58,851 --> 00:12:02,189 Tonight, Murray welcomes Sandra Winger... 147 00:12:02,254 --> 00:12:03,823 Oh, Sandra Winger's on. 148 00:12:03,889 --> 00:12:06,726 ...and the piano stylings of Yeldon and Chantel. 149 00:12:06,792 --> 00:12:08,894 Joining Murray, as always, 150 00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:11,764 Ellis Drane and his jazz orchestra. 151 00:12:11,831 --> 00:12:14,834 And now, without further ado, 152 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:17,536 Murray Franklin. 153 00:12:29,715 --> 00:12:31,817 Thank you. 154 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,187 Thank you. 155 00:12:34,253 --> 00:12:36,956 We got a great-looking audience tonight. 156 00:12:37,023 --> 00:12:38,958 Yeah! 157 00:12:39,025 --> 00:12:41,061 Wow. Thank you. Thank you. 158 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:42,695 Thank you. 159 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,065 So, everybody's heard about the super rats that 160 00:12:45,132 --> 00:12:47,666 - are in Gotham now, right? - Yeah. 161 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:51,303 Well, today, the mayor said he has a solution. 162 00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:53,073 You ready for this? 163 00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:54,440 Super cats. 164 00:12:58,677 --> 00:13:00,279 But in all seriousness, I mean, these rats are... 165 00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:01,981 I love you, Murray! 166 00:13:03,849 --> 00:13:05,085 I love you, too. 167 00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,754 Hey, Bobby, would you put the lights on? 168 00:13:08,821 --> 00:13:09,955 Who is that? 169 00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,159 Was that you? You wanna stand up, please? 170 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,227 Stand up for me. 171 00:13:14,293 --> 00:13:15,494 Go ahead. 172 00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:22,568 What's your name? 173 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,703 Hi, Murray. Arthur. 174 00:13:24,770 --> 00:13:26,572 - Arthur? - My name's Arthur. 175 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:28,374 Oh, okay. Well, there's something special about you, 176 00:13:28,440 --> 00:13:29,542 Arthur, I could tell. 177 00:13:29,608 --> 00:13:30,676 Where are you from? 178 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:32,578 I live right here in the city 179 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,513 with my mother. 180 00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:36,882 Okay, hold on. Hold on. 181 00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:38,717 There's nothing funny about that. 182 00:13:38,784 --> 00:13:40,820 I lived with my mother before I made it. Just me and her. 183 00:13:40,886 --> 00:13:43,789 I'm that kid whose father went out for a pack of cigarettes, 184 00:13:43,856 --> 00:13:45,058 and he never came back. 185 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:46,392 Aww. 186 00:13:46,458 --> 00:13:48,094 I know what that's like, Murray. 187 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:50,863 I've been the man of the house for as long as I can remember. 188 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,932 I take good care of my mother. 189 00:13:56,869 --> 00:14:00,073 All that sacrifice, she must love you very much. 190 00:14:00,140 --> 00:14:01,807 She does. 191 00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:05,778 She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. 192 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,547 She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter. 193 00:14:08,614 --> 00:14:10,382 Aww. 194 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:13,686 Wow. 195 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,958 I like that. I like that a lot. Come on down. 196 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,961 Come on. For that, you gotta come down. 197 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,562 Come on! Come on. 198 00:14:31,737 --> 00:14:32,738 Come on. 199 00:14:47,753 --> 00:14:50,190 Okay, we got a big show tonight. Stay tuned. 200 00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:52,625 We'll be right back. 201 00:14:52,691 --> 00:14:54,194 That was great, Arthur. Thank you. 202 00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,229 I mean, I loved hearing what you had to say. 203 00:14:56,296 --> 00:14:57,529 It made my day. 204 00:14:57,596 --> 00:14:59,032 Thanks, Murray. 205 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,833 You see all this, the lights, the show, 206 00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,401 the audience, all that stuff? 207 00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:03,602 I'd give it all up in a heartbeat 208 00:15:03,669 --> 00:15:05,005 to have a kid like you. 209 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:49,448 - What's up, ladies? - Hey, Randall. What's up? 210 00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:51,318 Another day in chuckle town. 211 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,584 Yup. 212 00:15:56,022 --> 00:15:57,090 You okay? 213 00:15:58,857 --> 00:16:01,660 I heard about the beatdown you took. 214 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:04,496 Fucking savages. 215 00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:07,300 It was just a bunch of kids. I should have left it alone. 216 00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:08,934 No. 217 00:16:09,002 --> 00:16:10,869 They'll take everything from you if you do that. 218 00:16:10,936 --> 00:16:12,771 All the crazy shit out there. 219 00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:14,807 They're animals. 220 00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:20,646 You know what? 221 00:16:25,851 --> 00:16:26,852 Here. 222 00:16:28,388 --> 00:16:30,090 What is it? 223 00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:31,224 Take it. 224 00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:33,226 It's for you. 225 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,100 You gotta protect yourself out there. 226 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,967 Otherwise, you're gonna get fucked. 227 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:44,803 Randall, 228 00:16:45,971 --> 00:16:48,874 I'm not supposed to have a gun. 229 00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:52,445 Don't sweat it, Art. 230 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:53,879 No one has to know. 231 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:56,383 And you can pay me back some other time. 232 00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:57,816 You know you're my boy. 233 00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:01,254 Arthur, 234 00:17:01,321 --> 00:17:03,423 Hoyt wants to see you in his office. 235 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:06,359 Hey, Gary. You know what I've always wondered? 236 00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:07,659 No idea. 237 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:09,528 Do you people call it miniature golf 238 00:17:09,595 --> 00:17:11,864 or is it just golf to you? 239 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,970 Punch him in the dick, Gary. 240 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:36,523 Hello, Hoyt. 241 00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:39,059 Gary said you wanted to see me. 242 00:17:39,125 --> 00:17:42,262 How's the comedy career? Are you a famous stand-up yet? 243 00:17:42,328 --> 00:17:43,562 Not quite. 244 00:17:43,629 --> 00:17:45,664 Just been working on my material. 245 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:47,733 No, don't sit. This'll be quick. 246 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,469 Look, I like you, Arthur. 247 00:17:49,536 --> 00:17:50,869 You know, a lot of the guys, 248 00:17:50,936 --> 00:17:52,305 they think you're a freak, but I like you. 249 00:17:53,572 --> 00:17:55,774 I don't even know why I like you. 250 00:17:55,841 --> 00:17:58,011 But I got another complaint. 251 00:17:58,078 --> 00:18:00,979 It's starting to piss me off. Kenny's Music. 252 00:18:01,047 --> 00:18:02,981 The guy said you disappeared. 253 00:18:03,049 --> 00:18:04,750 Never even returned his sign. 254 00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,520 Because I got jumped. 255 00:18:07,619 --> 00:18:09,422 Didn't you hear? 256 00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,157 For a sign? 257 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,625 That's bullshit. It doesn't even make sense. 258 00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:15,528 Just get him his sign back. 259 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:18,364 He's going out of business, for God's sake, Arthur. 260 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:20,133 Why would I keep his sign? 261 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:23,203 How the fuck do I know? Why does anybody do anything? 262 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,306 If you don't return the sign, 263 00:18:26,372 --> 00:18:28,807 I gotta take it out of your paycheck. 264 00:18:29,675 --> 00:18:30,976 Are we clear? 265 00:18:32,212 --> 00:18:35,081 Listen, I'm trying to help you. 266 00:18:35,148 --> 00:18:37,383 Okay? And I'll tell you something else. 267 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,884 The other guys, 268 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,719 they don't feel comfortable around you, Arthur, 269 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,788 because people think you're weird. 270 00:18:42,855 --> 00:18:45,724 Okay? And I can't have that around me. 271 00:19:35,208 --> 00:19:36,509 Wait, wait, wait. 272 00:19:36,576 --> 00:19:37,776 Wait. 273 00:19:40,779 --> 00:19:42,081 Thank you. 274 00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,772 This building is so awful, isn't it? 275 00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,909 This building is so awful, right, Mommy? 276 00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:13,580 Yes, we can hear you, GiGi. 277 00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:16,549 It's so awful, Mommy. 278 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:18,884 Right, Mommy? 279 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,127 - Good night. - This building's 280 00:20:28,194 --> 00:20:29,329 - so awful, isn't it? - Mmm-hmm. 281 00:20:35,134 --> 00:20:36,135 Hey. 282 00:20:42,709 --> 00:20:43,909 Come on. 283 00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,330 - Look up. - Mmm. 284 00:21:04,397 --> 00:21:06,466 Maybe the mailman's throwing them away. 285 00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:10,303 Mom, why are these letters so important to you? 286 00:21:10,370 --> 00:21:11,803 What do you think he's gonna do? 287 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:14,007 He's gonna help us. 288 00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:18,478 But you worked for him, what, 30 years ago? 289 00:21:18,544 --> 00:21:20,313 Why would he help us? 290 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:23,882 Because Thomas Wayne is a good man. 291 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,486 If he knew how we were living, 292 00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:31,357 if he saw this place, it would make him sick. 293 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:34,360 I can't explain it to you any better than that. 294 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:38,164 I don't want you worrying about money, Mom. 295 00:21:39,432 --> 00:21:40,832 Or me. 296 00:21:40,899 --> 00:21:42,168 Everybody's telling me 297 00:21:42,235 --> 00:21:45,705 that my stand-up's ready for the big clubs. 298 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:48,974 But, Happy, what makes you think you could do that? 299 00:21:49,042 --> 00:21:51,678 - What do you mean? - I mean... 300 00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:54,380 Don't you have to be funny to be a comedian? 301 00:22:57,909 --> 00:22:59,312 Hey, what's your name? 302 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,215 Arthur. 303 00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:05,884 Hey, Arthur, you're a really good dancer. 304 00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:08,054 I know. 305 00:23:08,121 --> 00:23:10,390 You know who's not? Him. 306 00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:17,896 Happy, what was that? Are you okay? 307 00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:19,465 Mom, what? 308 00:23:19,532 --> 00:23:21,300 That noise! Did you hear that noise? 309 00:23:21,367 --> 00:23:23,836 I'm watching an old war movie! 310 00:23:23,902 --> 00:23:25,438 Turn it down! 311 00:23:25,505 --> 00:23:27,106 Um... 312 00:23:31,811 --> 00:23:33,713 Sorry, Mom. 313 00:23:46,325 --> 00:23:47,427 You good? 314 00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:58,064 It's nice to see these couples out at my show. 315 00:24:58,130 --> 00:25:00,299 I have a wife. We love to role-play. 316 00:25:00,366 --> 00:25:03,202 - Ooh! - Yes, yes, very sexy. 317 00:25:03,269 --> 00:25:04,937 My favorite one right now is 318 00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:07,974 professor and senior who really needs 319 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,308 to pass my class to graduate. 320 00:25:10,510 --> 00:25:12,044 Yes. 321 00:25:13,212 --> 00:25:14,780 So, I'll tell you how I operate. 322 00:25:14,847 --> 00:25:16,082 I'm a professor at 323 00:25:16,148 --> 00:25:17,583 a prestigious New England university... 324 00:25:19,151 --> 00:25:22,955 ...and my wife is a senior in my "Intro To Western Civ." 325 00:25:24,991 --> 00:25:26,726 I know. I know. 326 00:25:26,792 --> 00:25:30,429 Why is she a senior in the intro? I didn't buy it either. 327 00:25:30,496 --> 00:25:32,565 So, she comes to me during my office hours. 328 00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:35,301 It's Monday and Wednesday, three to five. 329 00:25:35,368 --> 00:25:37,537 She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis." 330 00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:39,805 I can't use my real last name at this college 331 00:25:39,872 --> 00:25:41,307 'cause they don't hire Jews. 332 00:25:43,175 --> 00:25:44,377 It's something I'll address 333 00:25:44,443 --> 00:25:46,646 once I have tenure, but for now... 334 00:25:46,712 --> 00:25:48,481 She says, "Excuse me, Professor Lewis, 335 00:25:48,548 --> 00:25:49,882 I think I might be in danger of failing 336 00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:51,183 your 'Intro to Western Civ, ' 337 00:25:51,250 --> 00:25:52,418 and I just want you to know 338 00:25:52,485 --> 00:25:54,787 I'm willing to do anything to pass." 339 00:25:54,854 --> 00:25:59,191 And I said, "Anything?" And she said... 340 00:27:05,191 --> 00:27:08,160 - Oh, hey. - Hey. 341 00:27:08,227 --> 00:27:09,862 Were you following me today? 342 00:27:13,499 --> 00:27:15,301 Yeah. 343 00:27:17,004 --> 00:27:19,472 I thought that was you. 344 00:27:19,538 --> 00:27:22,274 I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place. 345 00:27:24,111 --> 00:27:25,611 I have a gun. 346 00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:27,580 I could come by tomorrow. 347 00:27:30,950 --> 00:27:32,518 You're so funny, Arthur. 348 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,023 Yeah. 349 00:27:36,089 --> 00:27:38,557 You know, I do stand-up comedy. 350 00:27:38,624 --> 00:27:41,627 You should maybe come see a show sometime. 351 00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:43,729 I could do that. 352 00:27:43,796 --> 00:27:44,797 Yeah? 353 00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:46,932 Yeah. You'll let me know when? 354 00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:48,200 Yeah. 355 00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:57,110 ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ 356 00:27:57,176 --> 00:27:58,377 ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ 357 00:27:58,444 --> 00:27:59,979 ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ 358 00:28:00,047 --> 00:28:01,614 ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ 359 00:28:01,681 --> 00:28:03,016 ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ 360 00:28:03,083 --> 00:28:04,517 ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ 361 00:28:04,583 --> 00:28:06,419 ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ 362 00:28:06,485 --> 00:28:08,621 ♪ And you really want to show it ♪ 363 00:28:08,688 --> 00:28:10,890 ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ 364 00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:13,325 ♪ Wiggle your ears ♪ 365 00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:15,361 ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ 366 00:28:15,428 --> 00:28:16,929 ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ 367 00:28:16,996 --> 00:28:18,431 ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ 368 00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:20,067 ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ 369 00:28:20,133 --> 00:28:21,300 ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ 370 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,802 ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ 371 00:28:22,868 --> 00:28:24,670 ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ 372 00:28:24,737 --> 00:28:26,906 ♪ And you really want to show it ♪ 373 00:28:26,972 --> 00:28:29,275 ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ 374 00:28:29,341 --> 00:28:31,777 ♪ Stomp your feet ♪ 375 00:28:31,844 --> 00:28:33,446 ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ 376 00:28:33,512 --> 00:28:35,115 ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ 377 00:28:35,182 --> 00:28:36,615 ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ 378 00:28:36,682 --> 00:28:38,384 ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ 379 00:28:38,451 --> 00:28:39,852 ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ 380 00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:41,554 ♪ Shout "hurray" ♪ 381 00:28:41,620 --> 00:28:43,389 ♪ If you're happy and you know it ♪ 382 00:28:43,456 --> 00:28:44,690 ♪ And you really want to... ♪ 383 00:28:44,757 --> 00:28:48,527 Hoyt, please, I love this job. 384 00:28:48,594 --> 00:28:50,763 Arthur, I need to know why 385 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,998 you brought a gun into a kids' hospital. 386 00:28:53,066 --> 00:28:56,302 It's a prop. It's part of my act now. 387 00:28:56,368 --> 00:28:58,304 That's bullshit. Bullshit. 388 00:28:58,370 --> 00:29:01,141 What kind of clown carries a fucking gun? 389 00:29:01,208 --> 00:29:02,575 Besides, Randall told me 390 00:29:02,641 --> 00:29:05,845 you tried to buy a .38 off him last week. 391 00:29:05,911 --> 00:29:07,246 Randall told you that? 392 00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:10,249 You're a fuck-up, Arthur, and a liar. 393 00:29:10,316 --> 00:29:11,517 You're fired! 394 00:29:37,510 --> 00:29:38,644 Jefferson Street. 395 00:29:38,711 --> 00:29:40,513 Next stop, Ninth Ave. 396 00:29:43,116 --> 00:29:44,617 I'm telling you, she wanted my number. 397 00:29:44,683 --> 00:29:46,452 We should've just stayed. 398 00:29:46,519 --> 00:29:48,521 You're dreaming, man. She wasn't interested at all. 399 00:29:48,587 --> 00:29:51,224 Are you nuts? Did you see how close we were dancing? 400 00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,558 She was in love. 401 00:29:52,625 --> 00:29:54,161 She couldn't wait to get away from you. 402 00:29:54,227 --> 00:29:56,662 Ryan! Ryan, am I crazy? Tell him what you saw. 403 00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:00,966 Hey, you want some French fries? 404 00:30:03,769 --> 00:30:05,437 Hello? 405 00:30:06,539 --> 00:30:07,673 Talking to you. Hey. 406 00:30:07,740 --> 00:30:09,575 No, thank you. 407 00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:13,746 You sure? 408 00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:16,749 They're real good. 409 00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:22,421 Don't ignore him. He's being nice to you. 410 00:30:23,422 --> 00:30:24,523 Whoo... 411 00:30:49,216 --> 00:30:50,916 Is something funny, asshole? 412 00:30:55,088 --> 00:30:56,589 Bitch! 413 00:31:03,196 --> 00:31:06,832 ♪ Isn't it rich? ♪ 414 00:31:06,899 --> 00:31:09,635 ♪ Are we a pair? ♪ 415 00:31:11,804 --> 00:31:14,607 ♪ Me here at last on the ground ♪ 416 00:31:14,673 --> 00:31:17,743 ♪ And you in mid-air ♪ 417 00:31:17,810 --> 00:31:21,614 ♪ Send in the clowns ♪ 418 00:31:24,917 --> 00:31:26,952 ♪ Isn't it bliss? ♪ 419 00:31:28,321 --> 00:31:31,057 ♪ Don't you approve? ♪ 420 00:31:31,124 --> 00:31:33,525 ♪ One who keeps tearing around ♪ 421 00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:36,528 ♪ And one who can't move ♪ 422 00:31:36,595 --> 00:31:39,798 ♪ Where are the clowns? ♪ 423 00:31:39,865 --> 00:31:44,304 ♪ There ought to be clowns ♪ 424 00:31:53,512 --> 00:31:56,448 So, buddy, tell us, what's so fucking funny? 425 00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:58,417 Nothing. 426 00:32:02,255 --> 00:32:03,989 I have... I have a condition. 427 00:32:04,057 --> 00:32:06,226 I'll tell you what you have, you asshole. 428 00:32:06,293 --> 00:32:07,593 Whoa! 429 00:32:09,762 --> 00:32:12,032 Please, stop! 430 00:32:12,098 --> 00:32:14,167 We got a kicker, huh? 431 00:32:14,234 --> 00:32:16,468 Hey, hold him steady. Hold him steady. 432 00:32:18,671 --> 00:32:20,606 Stay down, freak! 433 00:32:39,359 --> 00:32:40,926 Hey! 434 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:04,483 Ninth Avenue. 435 00:33:04,550 --> 00:33:05,851 Next stop, Hunter's Point. 436 00:33:05,918 --> 00:33:07,187 Hey! 437 00:33:13,059 --> 00:33:15,095 Stand clear of the closing doors. 438 00:33:51,897 --> 00:33:54,733 Shit. Shit. 439 00:36:48,074 --> 00:36:50,109 I read it was a guy in full makeup. 440 00:36:50,176 --> 00:36:52,612 No, it says right here it was a mask. 441 00:36:52,679 --> 00:36:55,048 Either way, I think it's good for business. 442 00:36:55,114 --> 00:36:57,650 They got clowns on the front of every newspaper. 443 00:36:57,716 --> 00:36:59,152 Big man, what's the good word? 444 00:36:59,219 --> 00:37:00,353 Hey. 445 00:37:03,156 --> 00:37:05,558 Hey, Arthur, I heard what happened. 446 00:37:05,625 --> 00:37:06,925 Sorry, mate. 447 00:37:06,992 --> 00:37:08,661 Yeah. 448 00:37:08,727 --> 00:37:09,995 It doesn't seem fair, 449 00:37:10,063 --> 00:37:12,165 getting fired like that. 450 00:37:13,132 --> 00:37:14,434 Did you really bring a gun 451 00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,802 to the children's hospital, Artie? 452 00:37:16,868 --> 00:37:18,304 What the fuck would you do that for? 453 00:37:18,371 --> 00:37:19,871 Is that part of your new act, Arthur? 454 00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:21,074 If your dancing doesn't do the trick, 455 00:37:21,140 --> 00:37:22,408 you're just gonna shoot yourself? 456 00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:25,278 Why don't you ask Randall about it? 457 00:37:26,279 --> 00:37:27,480 It was his gun. 458 00:37:27,547 --> 00:37:29,349 - What? - I still owe you for that, 459 00:37:29,415 --> 00:37:30,450 don't I? 460 00:37:30,516 --> 00:37:32,751 What the fuck are you talking about? 461 00:37:32,818 --> 00:37:34,654 Stop talking out of your ass, Art. 462 00:37:39,758 --> 00:37:41,261 Oh, no! 463 00:37:42,861 --> 00:37:44,830 I forgot to punch out. 464 00:38:14,694 --> 00:38:16,962 And as our city tries to make sense 465 00:38:17,030 --> 00:38:20,866 of the brutal triple murder on the subway last week, 466 00:38:20,932 --> 00:38:22,402 we're joined by Thomas Wayne. 467 00:38:22,468 --> 00:38:24,936 Happy, look, Thomas Wayne's on TV. 468 00:38:25,004 --> 00:38:26,406 Yes, Mother. 469 00:38:26,472 --> 00:38:27,906 Thanks for having me on, Chuck. 470 00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:29,108 They're asking him about 471 00:38:29,175 --> 00:38:30,743 those horrible subway murders. 472 00:38:30,809 --> 00:38:32,111 Thank you, Thomas. I know 473 00:38:32,178 --> 00:38:34,147 this is a difficult time for you. 474 00:38:34,213 --> 00:38:35,814 Why him? 475 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:37,650 Looks like he's gained weight. 476 00:38:37,717 --> 00:38:40,186 Yes, all three worked for Wayne Investments. 477 00:38:40,253 --> 00:38:42,055 Good, decent, educated. 478 00:38:42,121 --> 00:38:45,024 Although I didn't know any of them personally. 479 00:38:46,592 --> 00:38:47,926 Like all Wayne employees, 480 00:38:47,993 --> 00:38:50,296 past and present, they're family. 481 00:38:50,363 --> 00:38:52,165 Did you hear that? I told you, we're family. 482 00:38:52,231 --> 00:38:53,932 There now seems to be 483 00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:55,934 a groundswell of anti-rich sentiment in the city. 484 00:38:56,002 --> 00:38:58,237 It's almost as if our less fortunate residents 485 00:38:58,304 --> 00:39:00,540 are taking the side of the killer. 486 00:39:00,606 --> 00:39:02,408 Yes, and it's a shame. 487 00:39:02,475 --> 00:39:03,909 It's one of the reasons why 488 00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:05,345 I'm considering a run for mayor. 489 00:39:06,045 --> 00:39:08,281 Gotham's lost its way. 490 00:39:08,348 --> 00:39:10,149 What about the eyewitness report 491 00:39:10,216 --> 00:39:12,851 of the suspect being a man in a clown mask? 492 00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:15,021 Well, it makes total sense to me. 493 00:39:15,088 --> 00:39:17,523 What kind of coward would do something that cold-blooded? 494 00:39:17,590 --> 00:39:20,026 Someone who hides behind a mask. 495 00:39:20,093 --> 00:39:21,461 Someone who is envious 496 00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:25,565 of those more fortunate than themselves, 497 00:39:25,631 --> 00:39:28,534 yet they're too scared to show their own face. 498 00:39:28,601 --> 00:39:31,604 And until those kind of people change for the better, 499 00:39:31,671 --> 00:39:35,408 those of us who have made something of our lives 500 00:39:35,475 --> 00:39:38,010 will always look at those who haven't 501 00:39:38,077 --> 00:39:40,680 as nothing but clowns. 502 00:39:42,582 --> 00:39:44,517 Thomas Wayne, thank you for coming in this morning. 503 00:39:44,584 --> 00:39:45,585 It's not funny. 504 00:40:07,173 --> 00:40:09,575 I heard this song on the radio the other day, 505 00:40:12,044 --> 00:40:16,449 and the guy was singing that his name was Carnival. 506 00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:18,718 Arthur... 507 00:40:18,785 --> 00:40:20,119 Which is crazy, 508 00:40:22,221 --> 00:40:26,259 because that's my clown name at work. 509 00:40:26,325 --> 00:40:29,095 And until a little while ago, 510 00:40:30,096 --> 00:40:32,698 it was like nobody ever saw me. 511 00:40:34,534 --> 00:40:37,303 Even I didn't know if I really existed. 512 00:40:37,370 --> 00:40:40,072 Arthur, I have some bad news for you. 513 00:40:43,142 --> 00:40:44,677 You don't listen, do you? 514 00:40:46,212 --> 00:40:51,217 I don't think you ever really hear me. 515 00:40:51,284 --> 00:40:53,985 You just ask the same questions every week. 516 00:40:54,053 --> 00:40:58,458 "How's your job? Are you having any negative thoughts?" 517 00:40:58,524 --> 00:41:02,361 All I have are negative thoughts, 518 00:41:02,428 --> 00:41:05,364 but you don't listen anyway. 519 00:41:05,431 --> 00:41:09,001 I said, for my whole life, 520 00:41:09,068 --> 00:41:12,438 I didn't know if I even really existed. 521 00:41:13,606 --> 00:41:15,374 But I do. 522 00:41:16,542 --> 00:41:20,680 And people are starting to notice. 523 00:41:22,281 --> 00:41:24,150 They've cut our funding. 524 00:41:24,217 --> 00:41:26,152 We're closing down our offices next week. 525 00:41:27,520 --> 00:41:29,455 The city has cut funding across the board. 526 00:41:29,522 --> 00:41:31,557 Social Services is part of that. 527 00:41:31,624 --> 00:41:34,060 This is the last time we'll be meeting. 528 00:41:34,827 --> 00:41:36,162 Okay. 529 00:41:39,932 --> 00:41:42,335 They don't give a shit about people like you, Arthur. 530 00:41:44,337 --> 00:41:45,872 And they really don't give a shit 531 00:41:45,938 --> 00:41:48,107 about people like me, either. 532 00:41:51,110 --> 00:41:52,578 Fuck. 533 00:42:00,553 --> 00:42:03,356 How am I supposed to get my medication now? 534 00:42:06,158 --> 00:42:08,027 Who do I talk to? 535 00:42:10,196 --> 00:42:12,231 I'm sorry, Arthur. 536 00:42:14,667 --> 00:42:18,771 I think... I think most women look at sex like buying a car. 537 00:42:18,838 --> 00:42:21,641 You know, like, "Can I see myself in this long-term?" 538 00:42:21,707 --> 00:42:23,776 "Is it safe?" 539 00:42:23,843 --> 00:42:25,278 "Is it reliable?" 540 00:42:25,344 --> 00:42:27,547 "Could it kill me?" 541 00:42:27,613 --> 00:42:29,715 Most guys, we look at sex like parking a car. 542 00:42:29,782 --> 00:42:32,351 We're like, "There's a spot." 543 00:42:32,418 --> 00:42:33,753 "There's another spot. 544 00:42:33,819 --> 00:42:35,321 That would work." 545 00:42:35,388 --> 00:42:37,590 "Oh, I have to pay? Never mind." 546 00:42:38,958 --> 00:42:41,928 "Handicapped? I hope no one sees this." 547 00:42:44,297 --> 00:42:46,866 All right, that's my time. Thank you very much, guys. 548 00:42:51,804 --> 00:42:55,308 One more time for Sam Morril, y'all. 549 00:42:55,374 --> 00:42:57,209 All right, now, this next comic describes 550 00:42:57,276 --> 00:42:59,445 himself as a lifelong Gotham resident 551 00:42:59,512 --> 00:43:02,015 who from a young age was always told 552 00:43:02,081 --> 00:43:03,816 that his purpose in life 553 00:43:03,883 --> 00:43:07,653 was to bring laughter and joy into this cold, dark world. 554 00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:09,388 Um... Okay. 555 00:43:09,455 --> 00:43:11,724 Please help me welcome Arthur Fleck, y'all. 556 00:43:11,791 --> 00:43:12,858 Arthur Fleck. 557 00:43:36,882 --> 00:43:39,719 Hello, it's good to be here. 558 00:44:04,343 --> 00:44:07,313 I hated school when I was a kid. 559 00:44:22,728 --> 00:44:27,767 I hated school as a kid. 560 00:44:29,002 --> 00:44:30,603 My mother would say, 561 00:44:30,670 --> 00:44:32,338 "You should enjoy it. 562 00:44:32,405 --> 00:44:34,573 One day, you'll have to work for a living." 563 00:44:35,741 --> 00:44:37,144 "No, I won't, Ma, 564 00:44:37,209 --> 00:44:38,978 I'm gonna be a comedian." 565 00:44:48,155 --> 00:44:49,488 Um... 566 00:44:51,657 --> 00:44:53,826 Here's one. 567 00:44:53,893 --> 00:44:56,829 You know, I was just thinking the other day, 568 00:44:56,896 --> 00:44:59,265 why are the rich people... 569 00:45:39,472 --> 00:45:40,940 You believe that shit? 570 00:45:42,808 --> 00:45:43,809 Fuck 'em. 571 00:45:45,644 --> 00:45:48,547 I think the guy that did it is a hero. 572 00:45:50,483 --> 00:45:52,651 Three less pricks in Gotham City, 573 00:45:52,718 --> 00:45:54,987 only a million more to go. 574 00:46:26,552 --> 00:46:28,054 And, buddy, as always, 575 00:46:28,121 --> 00:46:29,355 thanks for the laughs. 576 00:46:29,421 --> 00:46:30,823 I'm sure we'll see you again. 577 00:46:30,890 --> 00:46:32,259 You know we'll be here, right? 578 00:46:32,324 --> 00:46:34,060 I hope. 579 00:46:34,127 --> 00:46:37,429 Tomorrow night, we have Diana Hudson, Greg Gordon, 580 00:46:37,496 --> 00:46:41,001 and animal expert, Hugh Little. 581 00:46:41,067 --> 00:46:42,368 Thanks for watching. 582 00:46:42,434 --> 00:46:44,737 Good night, and always remember, 583 00:46:44,804 --> 00:46:46,338 that's life. 584 00:46:50,576 --> 00:46:51,911 That's life. 585 00:46:56,582 --> 00:47:00,086 Momma, time to wake up and go to bed. 586 00:47:00,153 --> 00:47:01,453 Hmm? Oh... 587 00:47:03,455 --> 00:47:05,025 Oh, Happy. 588 00:47:07,693 --> 00:47:09,495 Happy, I wrote a new letter. 589 00:47:09,562 --> 00:47:12,065 Come on, dance with me. 590 00:47:12,132 --> 00:47:14,834 For Thomas Wayne. It's important. 591 00:47:23,576 --> 00:47:25,411 You smell like cologne. 592 00:47:25,477 --> 00:47:28,114 It's 'cause I just had a big date. 593 00:47:28,181 --> 00:47:30,016 Oh. 594 00:47:32,585 --> 00:47:34,587 Just don't forget to mail it. 595 00:48:00,046 --> 00:48:01,780 The Murray Franklin Show is taped live 596 00:48:01,847 --> 00:48:03,415 before a studio audience 597 00:48:03,482 --> 00:48:05,784 in beautiful downtown Gotham City. 598 00:49:07,680 --> 00:49:10,616 You're gonna kill me. You're gonna give me a heart attack! 599 00:49:10,683 --> 00:49:11,917 Don't give me your... 600 00:49:11,984 --> 00:49:13,886 No. No. 601 00:49:13,953 --> 00:49:17,190 I'm not talking to you until you stop being angry! 602 00:49:17,257 --> 00:49:18,457 Okay. 603 00:49:18,524 --> 00:49:19,792 Okay. 604 00:49:24,364 --> 00:49:26,532 I'm not angry, Mom. 605 00:49:26,598 --> 00:49:29,135 I'm not angry. 606 00:49:29,202 --> 00:49:30,569 Please. 607 00:49:31,404 --> 00:49:34,207 Mom, is this real? 608 00:49:37,743 --> 00:49:40,980 He's an extraordinary man, Happy. 609 00:49:41,047 --> 00:49:43,716 He's a very powerful man. 610 00:49:45,151 --> 00:49:47,753 We were in love. 611 00:49:47,820 --> 00:49:49,755 He said it was best that we not be together 612 00:49:49,822 --> 00:49:52,125 because of appearances. 613 00:49:54,493 --> 00:49:57,997 And I could never tell anyone because... 614 00:50:00,433 --> 00:50:02,002 Well, I signed some papers. 615 00:50:03,669 --> 00:50:05,171 And besides, you can imagine 616 00:50:05,238 --> 00:50:08,941 what people would say about Thomas and me. 617 00:50:11,510 --> 00:50:13,013 What they'd say about you. 618 00:50:16,982 --> 00:50:19,152 What would they say, Mom? 619 00:52:08,261 --> 00:52:09,262 Hmm. 620 00:52:20,140 --> 00:52:21,241 Hmm. 621 00:52:52,338 --> 00:52:53,373 Hi. 622 00:52:56,342 --> 00:52:57,843 What's your name? 623 00:52:58,844 --> 00:53:00,746 I'm Bruce. 624 00:53:01,614 --> 00:53:02,948 Bruce. 625 00:53:04,716 --> 00:53:06,119 I'm Arthur. 626 00:53:27,906 --> 00:53:29,409 That's better. 627 00:53:30,343 --> 00:53:32,011 Bruce! Bruce! 628 00:53:33,413 --> 00:53:34,614 Get away from that man. 629 00:53:34,681 --> 00:53:36,848 It's okay. I'm a good guy. 630 00:53:36,915 --> 00:53:38,750 What are you doing? Who are you? 631 00:53:38,817 --> 00:53:40,420 I'm here to see Mr. Wayne. 632 00:53:40,486 --> 00:53:43,289 Well, you shouldn't be speaking to his son. 633 00:53:44,424 --> 00:53:45,824 Why did you give him these flowers? 634 00:53:45,891 --> 00:53:47,260 No, they're not real. 635 00:53:48,860 --> 00:53:51,197 It's magic. 636 00:53:51,264 --> 00:53:52,864 I was just trying to make him smile. 637 00:53:52,931 --> 00:53:55,734 Well, it's not funny, is it? 638 00:53:55,801 --> 00:53:57,036 Do I need to call the police? 639 00:53:57,103 --> 00:53:59,805 No. Please. 640 00:53:59,871 --> 00:54:03,109 My mother's name is Penny. Penny Fleck. 641 00:54:03,176 --> 00:54:04,611 She used to work here years ago. 642 00:54:04,677 --> 00:54:06,845 Can you please tell Mr. Wayne I need to see him? 643 00:54:07,779 --> 00:54:09,415 You are her son. 644 00:54:09,482 --> 00:54:10,949 Yeah. 645 00:54:11,017 --> 00:54:12,985 Did you know her? 646 00:54:16,289 --> 00:54:19,359 I know about the two of them. 647 00:54:19,425 --> 00:54:21,960 She told me everything. 648 00:54:23,463 --> 00:54:25,498 There's nothing to know. 649 00:54:26,599 --> 00:54:29,135 There is no "them." 650 00:54:29,202 --> 00:54:32,205 Your mother was delusional. 651 00:54:32,272 --> 00:54:33,606 She was a sick woman. 652 00:54:33,673 --> 00:54:35,907 Don't say that. 653 00:54:36,842 --> 00:54:38,411 Just go. 654 00:54:38,478 --> 00:54:39,811 Mmm? 655 00:54:39,878 --> 00:54:41,980 Before you make a fool of yourself. 656 00:54:43,316 --> 00:54:46,252 Thomas Wayne is my father. 657 00:54:51,291 --> 00:54:52,558 He left me. 658 00:54:54,960 --> 00:54:56,396 Let go! Let go! 659 00:55:22,689 --> 00:55:24,424 Keep the respirations above 15. 660 00:55:24,490 --> 00:55:27,026 Slow and steady. We got some stairs coming up. 661 00:55:28,227 --> 00:55:29,395 Mom? 662 00:55:30,063 --> 00:55:31,164 What happened? 663 00:55:31,230 --> 00:55:32,931 - Who are you? - I'm her son. 664 00:55:32,998 --> 00:55:34,500 - What happened? - You can probably help us 665 00:55:34,567 --> 00:55:36,302 out inside. We don't know what happened yet. 666 00:55:36,369 --> 00:55:38,004 - Hop in the back of the ambulance. - Step. 667 00:55:38,071 --> 00:55:39,472 One more. We got one more lift. 668 00:55:39,539 --> 00:55:40,673 I'm getting 669 00:55:40,740 --> 00:55:41,973 a little resistance here, Michael. 670 00:55:44,577 --> 00:55:45,578 Lift. 671 00:55:51,017 --> 00:55:52,719 I'm right here. 672 00:55:52,785 --> 00:55:54,087 Excuse me, sir. 673 00:55:54,153 --> 00:55:55,188 Does your mother take any medications? 674 00:55:55,254 --> 00:55:56,322 - No. - Excuse me, 675 00:55:56,389 --> 00:55:58,057 - I couldn't hear you. - No. 676 00:55:58,124 --> 00:55:59,359 Sir, when was the last time you spoke to her? 677 00:55:59,425 --> 00:56:00,560 I don't know. 678 00:56:45,505 --> 00:56:47,707 Mr. Fleck. 679 00:56:47,774 --> 00:56:49,941 Sorry to bother you. I'm Detective Garrity. 680 00:56:50,009 --> 00:56:52,512 This is my partner, Detective Burke. 681 00:56:52,578 --> 00:56:55,515 We had a few questions for you, but you weren't home, 682 00:56:56,915 --> 00:56:58,518 so we spoke with your mother. 683 00:57:00,319 --> 00:57:01,320 Oh. 684 00:57:02,255 --> 00:57:03,856 What did you say to her? 685 00:57:03,922 --> 00:57:04,990 Did you do this? 686 00:57:05,057 --> 00:57:06,559 What? No. 687 00:57:06,626 --> 00:57:08,828 No, no, no. We just asked her some questions, 688 00:57:08,895 --> 00:57:10,563 and she got hysterical. 689 00:57:10,630 --> 00:57:12,298 Hyperventilating, 690 00:57:12,365 --> 00:57:13,733 collapsed and hit her head pretty hard. 691 00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:16,335 Yeah. The doctor said she had a stroke. 692 00:57:16,402 --> 00:57:18,905 We're sorry to hear about that. 693 00:57:18,970 --> 00:57:22,108 But, like I said, I still have some questions for you. 694 00:57:22,175 --> 00:57:23,376 They're about the subway killings 695 00:57:23,443 --> 00:57:24,911 that happened last week. 696 00:57:24,976 --> 00:57:26,312 You've heard about them, right? 697 00:57:26,379 --> 00:57:27,513 Yeah. 698 00:57:27,580 --> 00:57:28,648 It's horrible. 699 00:57:28,714 --> 00:57:30,583 Right. 700 00:57:30,650 --> 00:57:34,020 So, we spoke with your boss over at Haha's. 701 00:57:34,086 --> 00:57:36,122 He said you were fired for bringing a gun 702 00:57:36,189 --> 00:57:37,956 into the children's hospital. 703 00:57:39,192 --> 00:57:41,227 - Is that true, Mr. Fleck? - It was a prop. 704 00:57:41,294 --> 00:57:43,196 It's part of my act. 705 00:57:43,262 --> 00:57:44,597 I'm a party clown. 706 00:57:44,664 --> 00:57:46,998 All right. So, why were you fired? 707 00:57:50,036 --> 00:57:52,738 They said I wasn't funny enough. 708 00:57:52,805 --> 00:57:54,640 Can you imagine that? 709 00:57:54,707 --> 00:57:58,644 If you don't mind, I have to go take care of my mother. 710 00:57:58,711 --> 00:58:01,314 Your boss also gave us one of your cards. 711 00:58:03,282 --> 00:58:05,751 This condition of yours, the laughing, 712 00:58:06,552 --> 00:58:07,887 is it real, 713 00:58:07,954 --> 00:58:10,189 or some sort of clown thing? 714 00:58:10,256 --> 00:58:13,125 - A clown thing? - Yeah. 715 00:58:13,192 --> 00:58:15,628 I mean, is it part of your act? 716 00:58:18,097 --> 00:58:19,565 What do you think? 717 00:58:25,304 --> 00:58:26,572 It's exit only. 718 00:58:50,963 --> 00:58:53,165 She's gonna be okay. 719 00:58:57,336 --> 00:58:59,305 I'm gonna get a coffee. 720 00:58:59,872 --> 00:59:00,940 You want one? 721 00:59:01,008 --> 00:59:02,208 Yeah. 722 00:59:14,921 --> 00:59:18,157 So, the other night, I told my youngest son Billy, 723 00:59:18,224 --> 00:59:21,394 you know, the new one, the not-so-bright one. 724 00:59:21,460 --> 00:59:23,062 I told him, "The garbage strike 725 00:59:23,129 --> 00:59:24,830 is still going on, Billy." 726 00:59:24,897 --> 00:59:26,732 And he says, and I'm not kidding, Billy says, 727 00:59:26,799 --> 00:59:28,935 "So, where are we gonna get all our garbage from?" 728 00:59:35,942 --> 00:59:38,511 And finally, in a world where everyone 729 00:59:38,578 --> 00:59:40,246 thinks they could do my job, 730 00:59:40,313 --> 00:59:42,348 we got this video tape from Pogo's Comedy Club, 731 00:59:42,415 --> 00:59:44,150 right here in Gotham. 732 00:59:44,216 --> 00:59:45,651 Here's a guy who thinks if you just keep laughing, 733 00:59:45,718 --> 00:59:48,187 it'll somehow make you funny. 734 00:59:48,254 --> 00:59:50,289 Check out this joker. 735 00:59:54,827 --> 00:59:56,295 Oh, my God. 736 00:59:56,362 --> 01:00:00,199 I hated school as a kid. 737 01:00:00,266 --> 01:00:03,369 But my mother would always say, 738 01:00:03,436 --> 01:00:05,038 "You should enjoy it. 739 01:00:05,104 --> 01:00:08,041 One day, you'll have to work for a living." 740 01:00:08,107 --> 01:00:09,442 "No, I won't, Ma. 741 01:00:09,508 --> 01:00:11,277 I'm gonna be a comedian." 742 01:00:17,550 --> 01:00:19,619 You shoulda listened to your mother. 743 01:00:21,821 --> 01:00:23,756 Hey, one more. One more, Bobby. 744 01:00:23,823 --> 01:00:26,959 All right, let's see one more. I love this guy. 745 01:00:27,027 --> 01:00:28,661 It's funny, 746 01:00:28,728 --> 01:00:30,896 when I was a little boy 747 01:00:30,963 --> 01:00:34,101 and told people I was gonna be a comedian, 748 01:00:34,166 --> 01:00:36,268 everyone laughed at me. 749 01:00:36,335 --> 01:00:39,372 Well, no one's laughing now. 750 01:00:42,575 --> 01:00:44,744 You can say that again, pal. 751 01:00:50,117 --> 01:00:53,053 All right, we got a great show for you tonight. 752 01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:56,522 Chuck Conby is here, actress Joanne Mulligan, 753 01:00:56,589 --> 01:01:00,660 and new music from Mel Rubin and the Stiffs. 754 01:01:06,232 --> 01:01:08,934 As tensions mount around the metro area, 755 01:01:09,002 --> 01:01:12,738 Mayor Stokes has pleaded for cooler heads to prevail. 756 01:01:12,805 --> 01:01:14,540 City services have been affected, 757 01:01:14,607 --> 01:01:16,609 and some businesses have decided 758 01:01:16,676 --> 01:01:19,578 to remain closed amid the unrest. 759 01:01:19,645 --> 01:01:22,381 Chuck Stevens filed this report. 760 01:01:22,448 --> 01:01:23,916 The anger and resentment 761 01:01:23,983 --> 01:01:25,184 that's been building in the city for weeks 762 01:01:25,251 --> 01:01:27,087 seems close to exploding. 763 01:01:27,154 --> 01:01:29,388 Protesters, many dressed as clowns, 764 01:01:29,455 --> 01:01:31,024 took to the streets today 765 01:01:31,091 --> 01:01:32,558 in one of several planned demonstrations 766 01:01:32,625 --> 01:01:34,326 taking on the city's elite, 767 01:01:34,393 --> 01:01:35,995 including a massive rally outside 768 01:01:36,063 --> 01:01:38,664 tomorrow night's benefit at Wayne Hall. 769 01:01:38,731 --> 01:01:40,399 What's the point of all this? 770 01:01:40,466 --> 01:01:42,334 - the rich. - Thomas Wayne. 771 01:01:42,401 --> 01:01:44,104 That's what this whole thing is about. 772 01:01:44,171 --> 01:01:45,938 the whole system. 773 01:01:46,006 --> 01:01:47,273 Wayne, who recently announced 774 01:01:47,339 --> 01:01:48,607 he is running for mayor, 775 01:01:48,674 --> 01:01:50,476 will be attending the benefit. 776 01:01:50,543 --> 01:01:52,611 You might remember it was Thomas Wayne 777 01:01:52,678 --> 01:01:54,081 who first referred to 778 01:01:54,147 --> 01:01:56,949 many of Gotham's residents as "clowns." 779 01:01:57,017 --> 01:02:00,286 Today, he offered little in the way of an apology. 780 01:02:00,352 --> 01:02:01,754 Well, what I will say is, 781 01:02:01,821 --> 01:02:03,190 there's something wrong with those people. 782 01:02:03,255 --> 01:02:04,623 I am here to help them. 783 01:02:04,690 --> 01:02:05,958 I'm gonna lift them out of poverty, 784 01:02:06,026 --> 01:02:07,393 help make their lives better. 785 01:02:07,460 --> 01:02:09,295 That is why I'm running. 786 01:02:09,361 --> 01:02:11,263 And they may not realize it, but I'm their only hope. 787 01:02:26,879 --> 01:02:29,749 Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! 788 01:02:29,815 --> 01:02:32,718 Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! 789 01:05:13,213 --> 01:05:14,480 Can I help you, pal? 790 01:05:16,482 --> 01:05:18,385 I don't know what to say. 791 01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:24,157 Do you want an autograph or something? 792 01:05:24,224 --> 01:05:25,424 No. 793 01:05:31,331 --> 01:05:32,965 My name is Arthur. 794 01:05:34,433 --> 01:05:36,136 Penny Fleck is my mother. 795 01:05:37,436 --> 01:05:39,239 Jesus. 796 01:05:39,306 --> 01:05:41,207 You're the guy that came to my house yesterday. 797 01:05:42,708 --> 01:05:44,476 Yes. 798 01:05:44,543 --> 01:05:46,512 I'm sorry I just showed up. 799 01:05:46,578 --> 01:05:48,148 But my mother told me everything, 800 01:05:48,214 --> 01:05:49,815 and I had to talk to you. 801 01:05:49,882 --> 01:05:52,451 Look, pal, I'm not your father. 802 01:05:52,518 --> 01:05:54,087 What's wrong with you? 803 01:05:55,621 --> 01:05:57,456 Look at us. 804 01:05:58,657 --> 01:06:00,126 I think you are. 805 01:06:00,193 --> 01:06:01,760 Well, that's impossible 806 01:06:01,827 --> 01:06:03,029 because you're adopted, 807 01:06:03,096 --> 01:06:04,797 and I never slept with your mother. 808 01:06:04,863 --> 01:06:05,931 - I wasn't adopted. - What do you want from me? 809 01:06:05,998 --> 01:06:07,499 - Money? - No, I don't... 810 01:06:07,566 --> 01:06:08,734 I wasn't adopted. 811 01:06:08,801 --> 01:06:10,903 Jesus. She never told you? 812 01:06:10,970 --> 01:06:12,538 Told me what? 813 01:06:14,341 --> 01:06:15,908 Your mother adopted you while she was working for us. 814 01:06:15,975 --> 01:06:17,509 That's not true. 815 01:06:17,576 --> 01:06:18,811 Why are you saying that? 816 01:06:18,877 --> 01:06:19,745 Then she was arrested and committed 817 01:06:19,812 --> 01:06:20,980 to Arkham State Hospital, 818 01:06:21,047 --> 01:06:22,614 when you were just a little boy. 819 01:06:22,681 --> 01:06:23,882 Why are you saying this? 820 01:06:23,949 --> 01:06:25,584 I don't need you to tell me lies. 821 01:06:25,651 --> 01:06:26,952 I know it seems strange. 822 01:06:27,020 --> 01:06:28,754 I don't mean to make you uncomfortable. 823 01:06:28,821 --> 01:06:30,556 I don't know why everyone is so rude. 824 01:06:30,622 --> 01:06:31,857 I don't know why you are. 825 01:06:31,924 --> 01:06:33,393 I don't want anything from you. 826 01:06:33,460 --> 01:06:35,894 Maybe a little bit of warmth, maybe a hug, Dad! 827 01:06:35,961 --> 01:06:38,231 How about just a little bit of fucking decency? 828 01:06:38,298 --> 01:06:39,665 What is it with you people? 829 01:06:39,732 --> 01:06:41,967 You say that stuff about my mother. 830 01:06:42,035 --> 01:06:43,336 She's crazy. 831 01:06:43,403 --> 01:06:45,671 She's... 832 01:06:52,945 --> 01:06:54,646 You think this is funny? 833 01:06:55,948 --> 01:06:59,285 Dad, it's me. Come on. 834 01:07:01,954 --> 01:07:03,189 Touch my son again, 835 01:07:03,256 --> 01:07:04,757 I'll fucking kill you. 836 01:07:24,310 --> 01:07:27,213 Hello, Mr. Fleck. This is Detective Garrity. 837 01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:29,615 We met the other night at Gotham General. 838 01:07:29,681 --> 01:07:32,185 My partner and I had a few more questions for you. 839 01:07:32,252 --> 01:07:35,255 We stopped by your apartment today, but you weren't home. 840 01:07:35,321 --> 01:07:37,390 Please give me a call when you get this message. 841 01:07:37,457 --> 01:07:39,459 Again, Detective Garrity, 842 01:07:39,526 --> 01:07:43,729 and my number is 212... 99. 843 01:08:26,372 --> 01:08:28,508 This message is for Arthur Fleck. 844 01:08:28,575 --> 01:08:30,143 My name is Shirley Woods. 845 01:08:30,210 --> 01:08:32,611 I work on The Murray Franklin Show. 846 01:08:32,678 --> 01:08:34,080 I don't know if you're aware, 847 01:08:34,147 --> 01:08:35,448 but Murray played a clip of your stand-up 848 01:08:35,515 --> 01:08:37,417 on the show recently, 849 01:08:37,484 --> 01:08:39,785 and we have gotten an amazing response from our viewers. 850 01:08:39,852 --> 01:08:42,621 Murray asked me to give you a call and see if you're... 851 01:08:46,792 --> 01:08:48,094 Who is this? 852 01:08:48,161 --> 01:08:49,928 Oh, hi, this is Shirley Woods. 853 01:08:49,995 --> 01:08:53,099 I'm the show booker from Live with Murray Franklin. 854 01:08:53,166 --> 01:08:54,200 Is this Arthur? 855 01:08:56,202 --> 01:08:57,470 Yes. 856 01:08:57,537 --> 01:08:59,339 Hi, Arthur. Well, as I was saying, 857 01:08:59,405 --> 01:09:01,441 we've gotten a lot of calls about your clip. 858 01:09:01,508 --> 01:09:03,176 Amazing responses. 859 01:09:03,243 --> 01:09:05,445 And Murray asked if I would reach out to you 860 01:09:05,512 --> 01:09:07,413 to see if you would come on as his guest. 861 01:09:12,452 --> 01:09:15,821 Murray wants me on The Murray Franklin Show? 862 01:09:15,888 --> 01:09:17,656 Yeah. Isn't that great? 863 01:09:17,723 --> 01:09:21,528 He'd love to talk to you, maybe do some of your act? 864 01:09:21,594 --> 01:09:23,929 That sound good to you? 865 01:09:28,001 --> 01:09:30,103 Yeah, that sounds great. 866 01:09:30,170 --> 01:09:32,038 Can we set up a date right now? 867 01:09:32,105 --> 01:09:34,073 Are you available next Thursday? 868 01:10:26,659 --> 01:10:28,261 Hey. 869 01:10:28,328 --> 01:10:31,364 Man, I'm sorry about that, my man. 870 01:10:31,431 --> 01:10:33,600 All records 10 years or older, they store in the basement, 871 01:10:33,666 --> 01:10:37,070 and you're talking about something 30 years ago, so... 872 01:10:38,171 --> 01:10:40,406 Can I ask you a question? 873 01:10:40,473 --> 01:10:42,041 Sure. 874 01:10:42,108 --> 01:10:47,046 How does someone wind up in here? 875 01:10:47,113 --> 01:10:51,351 Have they all, all the people committed crimes? 876 01:10:51,417 --> 01:10:53,019 Well, yeah, some have. 877 01:10:53,086 --> 01:10:56,055 You know, some are just crazy. 878 01:10:56,122 --> 01:10:58,757 Pose dangers to themselves and others. 879 01:10:58,824 --> 01:11:00,293 Some just got nowhere else to go. 880 01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,495 Don't know what to do, you know? 881 01:11:02,562 --> 01:11:06,299 - Yeah. I hear you, brother. - Hmm. 882 01:11:06,366 --> 01:11:10,603 Sometimes, I don't know what to do. 883 01:11:10,670 --> 01:11:14,707 Last time, I ended up taking it out on some people. 884 01:11:14,773 --> 01:11:18,877 I thought it was gonna bother me, but it really hasn't. 885 01:11:19,945 --> 01:11:21,147 What's that? 886 01:11:22,382 --> 01:11:25,884 I fucked up and did some bad shit. 887 01:11:29,821 --> 01:11:31,424 You know what I'm talking about, 888 01:11:31,491 --> 01:11:36,462 it's so hard to just try and be happy all the time. 889 01:11:38,531 --> 01:11:41,034 Hey, listen, man. 890 01:11:41,100 --> 01:11:42,669 I'm just an administrative assistant. 891 01:11:42,735 --> 01:11:44,203 Like a clerk, you know. 892 01:11:44,270 --> 01:11:46,139 All I do is file paperwork. 893 01:11:47,040 --> 01:11:48,874 I don't know what to tell you. 894 01:11:48,940 --> 01:11:50,842 But you should see somebody. 895 01:11:50,909 --> 01:11:52,111 You know, they got programs, 896 01:11:52,178 --> 01:11:54,880 city services, stuff like that. 897 01:11:54,946 --> 01:11:56,316 Oh, yeah. 898 01:11:56,382 --> 01:11:58,084 They cut all those. 899 01:12:03,022 --> 01:12:05,091 All right, here it is. Fleck. 900 01:12:05,158 --> 01:12:07,959 Penny Fleck. Let's see. 901 01:12:08,027 --> 01:12:13,066 Diagnosed by Dr. Benjamin Stoner. 902 01:12:13,132 --> 01:12:17,236 Oh. "The patient suffers from delusional psychosis 903 01:12:17,303 --> 01:12:21,274 and narcissistic personality disorder." Mmm. 904 01:12:21,341 --> 01:12:23,109 "Was found guilty of endangering 905 01:12:23,176 --> 01:12:26,912 the welfare of her own child." 906 01:12:34,953 --> 01:12:36,155 What? 907 01:12:39,292 --> 01:12:41,060 You said she's your mother. 908 01:12:45,832 --> 01:12:47,567 Uh... 909 01:12:47,633 --> 01:12:49,669 I'm sorry, man. Like I said, I can't release these records, 910 01:12:49,736 --> 01:12:52,839 you know, without proper forms. 911 01:12:52,904 --> 01:12:55,208 I could get in trouble. 912 01:12:55,274 --> 01:12:57,577 Look, if you want to bring your mom in here to sign, 913 01:12:57,643 --> 01:12:59,278 that'll be much easier, 914 01:12:59,345 --> 01:13:01,880 but I can't let this go without her signature, okay? 915 01:13:01,947 --> 01:13:03,149 I'm sorry. 916 01:13:07,086 --> 01:13:09,856 No, man! Shit! 917 01:13:09,921 --> 01:13:12,024 Come on, man. Give it... 918 01:13:12,759 --> 01:13:15,194 Hey! Hey! 919 01:14:12,951 --> 01:14:16,689 We went over this, Penny. You adopted him. 920 01:14:16,756 --> 01:14:19,192 We have all the paperwork right here. 921 01:14:19,258 --> 01:14:21,561 That's not true. 922 01:14:21,627 --> 01:14:24,030 Thomas had that all made up, 923 01:14:24,096 --> 01:14:27,066 so it stayed our secret. 924 01:14:28,534 --> 01:14:31,704 You also stood by 925 01:14:31,771 --> 01:14:33,039 while one of your boyfriends 926 01:14:33,105 --> 01:14:36,676 repeatedly abused your adopted son 927 01:14:37,976 --> 01:14:39,178 and battered you. 928 01:14:58,798 --> 01:15:00,666 Penny, 929 01:15:00,733 --> 01:15:04,704 your son was found tied to a radiator 930 01:15:04,770 --> 01:15:07,173 in your filthy apartment. 931 01:15:07,240 --> 01:15:09,909 Malnourished with multiple bruises across his body 932 01:15:09,976 --> 01:15:11,978 and severe trauma to his head. 933 01:15:13,913 --> 01:15:16,549 I never heard him cry. 934 01:15:16,616 --> 01:15:20,386 He's always been such a happy little boy. 935 01:17:21,273 --> 01:17:22,808 It's time for bed. 936 01:17:26,212 --> 01:17:27,913 Oh, my God! 937 01:17:27,980 --> 01:17:30,182 What are you doing in here? 938 01:17:32,351 --> 01:17:34,453 You're in the wrong apartment. 939 01:17:40,960 --> 01:17:43,162 Your name's Arthur, right? 940 01:17:43,229 --> 01:17:44,597 You live down the hall. 941 01:17:47,566 --> 01:17:49,602 I really need you to leave. 942 01:17:53,639 --> 01:17:56,809 My little girl is sleeping in the other room. 943 01:18:01,914 --> 01:18:03,182 Please. 944 01:18:05,718 --> 01:18:07,920 I had a bad day. 945 01:18:10,589 --> 01:18:13,392 Can I call someone? Is your mother home? 946 01:19:39,411 --> 01:19:41,347 Shut up! 947 01:20:00,332 --> 01:20:01,867 Hey, Penny. 948 01:20:04,237 --> 01:20:05,704 Penny Fleck. 949 01:20:13,646 --> 01:20:15,714 I always hated that name. 950 01:20:19,019 --> 01:20:21,353 You know how you used to tell me 951 01:20:23,190 --> 01:20:25,891 that my laugh was a condition? 952 01:20:27,127 --> 01:20:29,595 That there was something wrong with me? 953 01:20:32,464 --> 01:20:33,833 There isn't. 954 01:20:36,535 --> 01:20:38,604 That's the real me. 955 01:20:38,671 --> 01:20:40,472 Happy. 956 01:20:42,441 --> 01:20:45,011 Happy. Hmm. 957 01:20:48,281 --> 01:20:50,916 I haven't been happy 958 01:20:50,983 --> 01:20:53,586 one minute of my entire fucking life. 959 01:21:00,359 --> 01:21:01,894 You know what's funny? 960 01:21:04,496 --> 01:21:06,532 You know what really makes me laugh? 961 01:21:08,634 --> 01:21:11,370 I used to think that my life was a tragedy... 962 01:21:12,972 --> 01:21:15,041 ...but now I realize 963 01:21:15,108 --> 01:21:16,775 it's a fucking comedy. 964 01:22:27,213 --> 01:22:28,681 A very fine actor. 965 01:22:28,747 --> 01:22:31,550 He's got a new movie called American Playboy 966 01:22:31,617 --> 01:22:33,386 opening this week across the country. 967 01:22:33,452 --> 01:22:35,521 Will you please welcome a good friend 968 01:22:35,587 --> 01:22:37,656 of the show, Mr. Ethan Chase. 969 01:22:57,210 --> 01:22:59,179 Good to see you, Ethan. You're looking great, Ethan. 970 01:22:59,245 --> 01:23:01,014 Thank you very much. You're looking good yourself. 971 01:23:01,081 --> 01:23:02,715 Ah, can't complain. 972 01:23:02,781 --> 01:23:05,118 Hey, Murray. Thanks so much for having... 973 01:23:06,386 --> 01:23:07,820 Hey, Murray. 974 01:23:07,886 --> 01:23:09,955 Thank you so much for having me on the show. 975 01:23:10,023 --> 01:23:12,524 It's been a lifelong dream of mine. 976 01:23:14,560 --> 01:23:15,861 I'm nervous right now. 977 01:23:17,364 --> 01:23:19,698 - You are? - I am nervous. 978 01:23:19,765 --> 01:23:21,967 Hey, Murray. I've been on... 979 01:23:34,747 --> 01:23:36,515 I'm sorry. What's that? 980 01:23:37,616 --> 01:23:39,651 Oh, that's very funny, Murray. 981 01:23:40,686 --> 01:23:42,888 You know, I'm also a comedian. 982 01:23:42,955 --> 01:23:44,391 Would you like to hear a joke? 983 01:23:45,557 --> 01:23:48,261 Yeah? All of you? 984 01:23:48,328 --> 01:23:49,528 Okay. 985 01:23:52,365 --> 01:23:53,433 Knock... 986 01:23:53,500 --> 01:23:54,800 Knock, knock. 987 01:24:08,515 --> 01:24:09,948 Knock, knock. 988 01:26:07,233 --> 01:26:08,301 Coming. 989 01:26:19,379 --> 01:26:20,779 Hey, Arthur. 990 01:26:20,846 --> 01:26:22,048 How's it going? 991 01:26:22,848 --> 01:26:24,651 Oh, hey, guys. 992 01:26:24,716 --> 01:26:26,319 Come on in. 993 01:26:26,386 --> 01:26:27,686 Did you get a new gig? 994 01:26:28,254 --> 01:26:29,721 No. 995 01:26:29,788 --> 01:26:33,092 Oh, you must be going down to that rally at City Hall. 996 01:26:33,159 --> 01:26:34,960 I hear it's gonna be nuts. 997 01:26:35,028 --> 01:26:36,895 Oh, is that today? 998 01:26:37,463 --> 01:26:39,132 Yeah. 999 01:26:39,199 --> 01:26:40,933 What's with the makeup then? 1000 01:26:42,302 --> 01:26:43,769 My mom died. 1001 01:26:43,835 --> 01:26:45,205 I'm celebrating. 1002 01:26:45,938 --> 01:26:47,006 Right. We heard. 1003 01:26:47,073 --> 01:26:48,675 That's why we came by. 1004 01:26:48,740 --> 01:26:51,578 We figured, you know, you could use some cheering up. 1005 01:26:51,644 --> 01:26:53,413 Aw, that's sweet. 1006 01:26:53,479 --> 01:26:56,949 But, no, I feel good. 1007 01:26:57,016 --> 01:26:58,784 Yeah, I stopped taking my medication. 1008 01:26:58,850 --> 01:27:00,752 I feel a lot better now. 1009 01:27:02,655 --> 01:27:05,258 Oh, okay. Good for you. 1010 01:27:07,160 --> 01:27:10,129 So, hey, listen, I don't know if you heard, 1011 01:27:10,196 --> 01:27:13,266 but the cops have been coming around the shop, 1012 01:27:13,333 --> 01:27:17,303 talking to all the guys about those subway murders. 1013 01:27:17,370 --> 01:27:19,405 - And, um... - They didn't talk to me. 1014 01:27:21,174 --> 01:27:24,277 That's because the suspect was a regular-sized person. 1015 01:27:24,344 --> 01:27:27,146 If it was a fucking midget, you'd be in jail right now. 1016 01:27:32,784 --> 01:27:34,053 Anyway, um, 1017 01:27:34,120 --> 01:27:38,191 Hoyt said that they talked to you, 1018 01:27:38,258 --> 01:27:39,692 and now they're looking for me, 1019 01:27:39,758 --> 01:27:41,294 and I just wanna know what you said. 1020 01:27:41,361 --> 01:27:43,162 Make sure our stories line up. 1021 01:27:43,229 --> 01:27:46,132 - Seeing as how you're my boy. - Yeah, that's important. 1022 01:27:46,199 --> 01:27:48,001 - That makes a lot of sense. - You know what I mean? 1023 01:27:48,067 --> 01:27:50,203 Thank you, Randall. Thank you so much. 1024 01:27:55,642 --> 01:27:57,110 Arthur! 1025 01:27:57,176 --> 01:27:58,844 No! 1026 01:27:59,911 --> 01:28:01,114 What? 1027 01:28:02,382 --> 01:28:03,383 No! 1028 01:28:11,124 --> 01:28:13,259 Why would you do that, Arthur? 1029 01:28:34,247 --> 01:28:36,582 Do you watch The Murray Franklin Show? 1030 01:28:36,649 --> 01:28:38,184 Yeah. 1031 01:28:39,252 --> 01:28:41,421 I'm gonna be on tonight. 1032 01:28:45,325 --> 01:28:47,327 It fucking crazy, innit? 1033 01:28:47,393 --> 01:28:49,262 Me on the telly. 1034 01:28:51,097 --> 01:28:53,266 What the fuck, Arthur? 1035 01:28:54,467 --> 01:28:55,535 What? 1036 01:29:00,540 --> 01:29:02,008 It's okay, Gary. 1037 01:29:02,075 --> 01:29:03,409 You can go. 1038 01:29:05,745 --> 01:29:07,447 I'm not gonna hurt you. 1039 01:29:10,416 --> 01:29:11,917 Oh! 1040 01:29:11,983 --> 01:29:14,253 Don't look. Just go. 1041 01:29:26,699 --> 01:29:27,899 Fuck. 1042 01:29:32,938 --> 01:29:34,340 Hey, Arthur? 1043 01:29:34,407 --> 01:29:36,309 Yeah? 1044 01:29:36,376 --> 01:29:39,112 Arthur, can you get the lock? 1045 01:29:42,281 --> 01:29:43,583 Shit. 1046 01:29:43,649 --> 01:29:45,218 Sorry, Gary. 1047 01:29:56,028 --> 01:29:57,296 Gary? 1048 01:29:57,363 --> 01:29:58,364 Yeah. 1049 01:30:00,600 --> 01:30:03,469 You were the only one that was ever nice to me. 1050 01:30:05,538 --> 01:30:06,905 Skedaddle. 1051 01:31:33,893 --> 01:31:35,428 Hey, Arthur! 1052 01:31:35,495 --> 01:31:36,929 We need to talk. 1053 01:31:36,995 --> 01:31:38,097 Oh! 1054 01:31:38,164 --> 01:31:40,366 Hey! Stop, Arthur! 1055 01:31:45,705 --> 01:31:46,772 Arthur! 1056 01:31:49,242 --> 01:31:51,143 Watch it! Out of the way! 1057 01:31:54,080 --> 01:31:55,281 Move! 1058 01:31:57,083 --> 01:31:58,284 Arthur! 1059 01:31:59,118 --> 01:32:00,520 Shit. 1060 01:32:02,822 --> 01:32:04,090 Hey! Hey! 1061 01:32:10,930 --> 01:32:12,131 Arthur, stop! 1062 01:32:17,703 --> 01:32:18,704 Go! Go! 1063 01:32:20,406 --> 01:32:22,708 Now departing, O-Train, downtown. 1064 01:32:24,477 --> 01:32:26,479 Stand clear of the closing doors. 1065 01:32:35,821 --> 01:32:38,524 Hold that train! Hold it! 1066 01:32:40,259 --> 01:32:42,461 Get out! Get outta here! 1067 01:32:42,528 --> 01:32:44,363 Next stop, Bedford Park. 1068 01:32:58,744 --> 01:32:59,812 Masks off! 1069 01:32:59,879 --> 01:33:01,380 Get your mask off! 1070 01:33:02,049 --> 01:33:03,849 Signs down! Now! 1071 01:33:12,992 --> 01:33:14,560 Police! Signs down! 1072 01:33:15,695 --> 01:33:16,762 Signs down. 1073 01:33:21,334 --> 01:33:22,668 What the fuck! 1074 01:33:25,404 --> 01:33:26,772 Beat his ass! 1075 01:33:33,346 --> 01:33:35,048 Stop fighting! Police! 1076 01:33:35,114 --> 01:33:37,416 Police! Get down! 1077 01:33:39,352 --> 01:33:41,654 Get down! Get the fuck back! 1078 01:33:42,722 --> 01:33:43,723 Police! Get down. 1079 01:33:44,457 --> 01:33:45,758 Get the fuck down! 1080 01:33:50,363 --> 01:33:52,865 Stay the fuck back! Down! 1081 01:33:56,369 --> 01:33:57,570 What the... 1082 01:34:00,873 --> 01:34:01,874 Arthur! 1083 01:34:02,541 --> 01:34:03,509 Burke! 1084 01:34:05,078 --> 01:34:06,646 Don't do it! 1085 01:34:56,328 --> 01:34:57,797 Two officers on the train 1086 01:34:57,863 --> 01:34:59,132 were violently confronted by the crowd, 1087 01:34:59,198 --> 01:35:00,633 and tonight are in serious 1088 01:35:00,700 --> 01:35:02,868 but stable condition at Gotham Metropolitan. 1089 01:35:02,935 --> 01:35:05,072 We're going live now to 1090 01:35:05,138 --> 01:35:06,772 co-anchor Courtney Weathers, 1091 01:35:06,839 --> 01:35:08,541 who's standing by outside the Bedford Park Station, 1092 01:35:08,607 --> 01:35:10,543 near where the shooting took place. 1093 01:35:10,609 --> 01:35:12,712 Courtney, what's the scene there? 1094 01:35:17,717 --> 01:35:18,751 Murray. 1095 01:35:18,818 --> 01:35:20,419 Hey, hey, hey. It's Mr. Franklin, buddy. 1096 01:35:20,486 --> 01:35:22,988 Oh, come on, Gene. That's all bullshit. 1097 01:35:24,057 --> 01:35:25,424 Thank you, Murray. 1098 01:35:26,392 --> 01:35:28,527 I feel like I know you. 1099 01:35:28,594 --> 01:35:30,730 I've been watching you forever. 1100 01:35:30,796 --> 01:35:31,964 Thank you. 1101 01:35:32,032 --> 01:35:33,399 What's with the face? 1102 01:35:33,466 --> 01:35:35,634 I mean, are you part of the protest? 1103 01:35:35,701 --> 01:35:36,736 No. 1104 01:35:36,802 --> 01:35:39,139 No, I don't believe in any of that. 1105 01:35:39,206 --> 01:35:41,108 I don't believe in anything. 1106 01:35:41,174 --> 01:35:43,076 I just thought it'd be good for my act. 1107 01:35:43,143 --> 01:35:44,744 For your act? Didn't you hear 1108 01:35:44,810 --> 01:35:46,345 what happened on the subway? Some clown got killed. 1109 01:35:46,412 --> 01:35:47,913 He's aware of that. He's aware of that. Yeah. 1110 01:35:47,980 --> 01:35:49,482 No, I hadn't heard. 1111 01:35:49,548 --> 01:35:50,816 - Yeah. - You see? This is 1112 01:35:50,883 --> 01:35:52,351 what I'm telling you. The audience is 1113 01:35:52,418 --> 01:35:53,586 gonna go crazy if you put this guy on. 1114 01:35:53,652 --> 01:35:55,488 Maybe for a bit, but not a whole segment. 1115 01:35:55,554 --> 01:35:58,290 Gene, it's gonna work. It's gonna work. 1116 01:35:58,357 --> 01:36:00,960 We're gonna go with it. 1117 01:36:01,027 --> 01:36:02,428 Thank you, Murray. 1118 01:36:02,495 --> 01:36:03,729 Couple rules, though. 1119 01:36:03,796 --> 01:36:05,798 No cursing. No off-color material. 1120 01:36:05,865 --> 01:36:07,299 We do a clean show. 1121 01:36:07,366 --> 01:36:08,567 - Okay? - Mmm-hmm. 1122 01:36:08,634 --> 01:36:10,237 You'll go on right after Dr. Sally. 1123 01:36:10,302 --> 01:36:11,370 I love Dr. Sally. 1124 01:36:11,437 --> 01:36:12,805 Good, good. Someone will 1125 01:36:12,872 --> 01:36:15,175 - come and get you, okay? - Okay. Perfect. 1126 01:36:15,242 --> 01:36:16,342 Good luck. 1127 01:36:16,408 --> 01:36:17,610 - Thanks, Murray. - Okay. 1128 01:36:18,577 --> 01:36:22,015 - Murray, one small thing. - Yeah. 1129 01:36:22,082 --> 01:36:23,682 When you bring me out, 1130 01:36:23,749 --> 01:36:25,718 can you introduce me as Joker? 1131 01:36:25,785 --> 01:36:27,987 What's wrong with your real name? 1132 01:36:28,054 --> 01:36:30,723 That's what you called me on the show. 1133 01:36:30,790 --> 01:36:31,957 A joker. 1134 01:36:32,025 --> 01:36:33,260 Do you remember? 1135 01:36:33,325 --> 01:36:35,195 - Did I? - I don't know. 1136 01:36:35,262 --> 01:36:37,797 Well, if you say so, kid, you know, Joker it is. 1137 01:36:37,863 --> 01:36:38,931 It's good. 1138 01:36:38,998 --> 01:36:40,066 Thanks, Murray. 1139 01:37:01,921 --> 01:37:03,522 I'll try it, you know, 1140 01:37:03,589 --> 01:37:05,292 but I'm not sure my wife will let me do it. 1141 01:37:06,659 --> 01:37:08,061 Maybe my next wife. 1142 01:37:11,697 --> 01:37:13,566 You gotta see our next guest for yourself. 1143 01:37:13,632 --> 01:37:15,868 I'm pretty sure this guy could use a doctor. 1144 01:37:15,935 --> 01:37:17,170 Oh! 1145 01:37:17,237 --> 01:37:18,838 Does he have sexual problems? 1146 01:37:18,904 --> 01:37:21,174 Oh, he looks like he's got a lot of problems. 1147 01:37:22,875 --> 01:37:25,178 All right, Bobby, let's show that clip one last time. 1148 01:37:31,184 --> 01:37:34,486 I hated school as a kid. 1149 01:37:35,921 --> 01:37:39,025 But my mother would always say, 1150 01:37:39,092 --> 01:37:40,893 "You should enjoy it. 1151 01:37:40,960 --> 01:37:43,762 One day, you'll have to work for a living." 1152 01:37:43,829 --> 01:37:44,964 "No, I won't, Ma. 1153 01:37:45,031 --> 01:37:47,167 I'm gonna be a comedian." 1154 01:37:53,206 --> 01:37:56,942 Okay. You may... 1155 01:37:57,010 --> 01:38:00,280 You may have seen that clip of our next guest. 1156 01:38:00,347 --> 01:38:03,116 Now, before he comes out, I just want to say 1157 01:38:03,183 --> 01:38:04,583 that we're all heartbroken 1158 01:38:04,650 --> 01:38:06,685 about what's going on in the city tonight. 1159 01:38:06,752 --> 01:38:09,055 But this is how he wanted to come out, 1160 01:38:09,122 --> 01:38:12,558 and honestly, I think we could all use a good laugh. 1161 01:38:12,625 --> 01:38:15,861 So, please welcome, Joker. 1162 01:38:57,469 --> 01:38:58,971 Are you all right, Doctor? 1163 01:39:02,641 --> 01:39:05,211 Well, that was quite an entrance. 1164 01:39:11,850 --> 01:39:12,851 You okay? 1165 01:39:15,521 --> 01:39:16,922 Yeah. 1166 01:39:16,989 --> 01:39:19,959 This is exactly how I imagined it. 1167 01:39:21,727 --> 01:39:23,595 Well, that makes one of us. 1168 01:39:30,469 --> 01:39:32,671 So, can you tell us about this look? 1169 01:39:32,738 --> 01:39:34,374 When we spoke earlier, 1170 01:39:34,441 --> 01:39:36,309 you mentioned that this look is not a political statement. 1171 01:39:36,376 --> 01:39:37,609 Is that right? 1172 01:39:37,676 --> 01:39:39,112 That's right, Murray. I'm not political. 1173 01:39:39,179 --> 01:39:41,880 I'm just trying to make people laugh. 1174 01:39:41,947 --> 01:39:44,150 And how's that going for you? 1175 01:39:52,025 --> 01:39:53,959 So, I know you're a comedian. 1176 01:39:54,027 --> 01:39:55,894 You been working on any new material? 1177 01:39:55,961 --> 01:39:57,263 You wanna tell us a joke? 1178 01:40:03,036 --> 01:40:04,037 Yeah? 1179 01:40:06,172 --> 01:40:07,173 Okay. 1180 01:40:13,213 --> 01:40:14,913 He's got a book. 1181 01:40:15,647 --> 01:40:17,217 A book of jokes. 1182 01:40:26,892 --> 01:40:28,660 Take your time. We got all night. 1183 01:40:34,434 --> 01:40:36,869 Okay, okay. Here's one. 1184 01:40:39,772 --> 01:40:42,442 Knock, knock. 1185 01:40:42,509 --> 01:40:43,976 And you had to look that up? 1186 01:40:50,883 --> 01:40:52,785 I want to get it right. 1187 01:40:54,454 --> 01:40:56,156 Knock, knock. 1188 01:40:56,222 --> 01:40:57,823 Who's there? 1189 01:40:58,991 --> 01:41:00,592 It's the police, ma'am. 1190 01:41:00,659 --> 01:41:02,594 Your son's been hit by a drunk driver. 1191 01:41:02,661 --> 01:41:05,564 He's dead. 1192 01:41:06,932 --> 01:41:08,667 Oh, no, no, no. 1193 01:41:08,734 --> 01:41:10,602 No, you cannot joke about that. 1194 01:41:10,669 --> 01:41:12,505 Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur. 1195 01:41:12,571 --> 01:41:15,741 That's not that kind of humor we do on this show. 1196 01:41:15,808 --> 01:41:18,111 Okay. I'm... Yeah, I'm sorry. 1197 01:41:18,178 --> 01:41:22,681 It's just, you know, it's been a rough few weeks, Murray. 1198 01:41:24,350 --> 01:41:26,219 Ever since 1199 01:41:28,455 --> 01:41:31,024 I killed those three Wall Street guys. 1200 01:41:37,230 --> 01:41:39,598 Okay, I'm waiting for the punch line. 1201 01:41:40,799 --> 01:41:42,768 There is no punch line. 1202 01:41:43,902 --> 01:41:46,005 It's not a joke. 1203 01:41:50,543 --> 01:41:51,677 You're serious, aren't you? 1204 01:41:51,743 --> 01:41:52,978 You're telling us you killed 1205 01:41:53,046 --> 01:41:54,180 those three young men on the subway? 1206 01:41:54,247 --> 01:41:55,181 Mmm-hmm. 1207 01:41:55,248 --> 01:41:57,016 And why should we believe you? 1208 01:41:57,083 --> 01:41:59,252 I got nothing left to lose. 1209 01:42:01,054 --> 01:42:03,289 Nothing can hurt me anymore. 1210 01:42:06,226 --> 01:42:09,728 My life is nothing but a comedy. 1211 01:42:12,831 --> 01:42:14,167 Well, let me get this straight, 1212 01:42:14,234 --> 01:42:16,336 you think that killing those guys is funny? 1213 01:42:17,070 --> 01:42:18,338 I do. 1214 01:42:18,404 --> 01:42:21,174 And I'm tired of pretending it's not. 1215 01:42:21,241 --> 01:42:23,642 Comedy is subjective, Murray. 1216 01:42:23,709 --> 01:42:25,545 Isn't that what they say? 1217 01:42:25,612 --> 01:42:27,480 All of you, 1218 01:42:27,547 --> 01:42:30,083 the system that knows so much, 1219 01:42:30,150 --> 01:42:32,985 you decide what's right or wrong. 1220 01:42:33,052 --> 01:42:38,424 The same way that you decide what's funny or not! 1221 01:42:39,691 --> 01:42:41,227 Get him off! 1222 01:42:41,294 --> 01:42:45,265 Well, okay, I think I might understand 1223 01:42:45,331 --> 01:42:46,899 that you did this to start a movement, 1224 01:42:46,965 --> 01:42:49,602 to become a symbol? 1225 01:42:49,668 --> 01:42:51,171 Come on, Murray. 1226 01:42:51,237 --> 01:42:52,572 Do I look like the kind of clown 1227 01:42:52,639 --> 01:42:54,174 that could start a movement? 1228 01:42:54,240 --> 01:42:57,177 I killed those guys because they were awful. 1229 01:42:57,243 --> 01:42:59,912 Everybody is awful these days. 1230 01:42:59,978 --> 01:43:02,282 It's enough to make anyone crazy. 1231 01:43:02,348 --> 01:43:04,217 Okay. So, that's it, you're crazy. 1232 01:43:04,284 --> 01:43:06,919 That's your defense for killing three young men? 1233 01:43:07,420 --> 01:43:08,954 No. 1234 01:43:09,022 --> 01:43:12,691 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives. 1235 01:43:14,227 --> 01:43:18,331 Oh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? 1236 01:43:18,398 --> 01:43:20,166 If it was me dying on the sidewalk, 1237 01:43:20,233 --> 01:43:21,800 you'd walk right over me! 1238 01:43:21,867 --> 01:43:24,037 I pass you every day, and you don't notice me. 1239 01:43:24,103 --> 01:43:26,306 But these guys, what, because Thomas Wayne 1240 01:43:26,372 --> 01:43:28,074 went and cried about them on TV? 1241 01:43:28,141 --> 01:43:30,443 You have a problem with Thomas Wayne, too? 1242 01:43:30,510 --> 01:43:32,312 Yes, I do. 1243 01:43:32,378 --> 01:43:35,981 Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray? 1244 01:43:36,049 --> 01:43:39,152 Do you ever actually leave the studio? 1245 01:43:39,219 --> 01:43:43,356 Everybody just yells and screams at each other. 1246 01:43:43,423 --> 01:43:45,425 Nobody's civil anymore. 1247 01:43:45,491 --> 01:43:49,928 Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy. 1248 01:43:49,995 --> 01:43:52,831 You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think 1249 01:43:52,898 --> 01:43:54,933 what it's like to be someone like me? 1250 01:43:55,001 --> 01:43:57,869 To be somebody but themselves? They don't. 1251 01:43:57,936 --> 01:44:00,039 They think that we'll just sit there 1252 01:44:00,106 --> 01:44:02,774 and take it, like good little boys! 1253 01:44:02,841 --> 01:44:05,178 That we won't werewolf and go wild! 1254 01:44:05,245 --> 01:44:06,613 You finished? 1255 01:44:06,679 --> 01:44:09,215 I mean, it's so much self-pity, Arthur. 1256 01:44:09,282 --> 01:44:10,916 You sound like you're making excuses 1257 01:44:10,983 --> 01:44:12,385 for killing those young men. 1258 01:44:12,452 --> 01:44:14,520 Not everybody, and I'll tell you this, 1259 01:44:14,587 --> 01:44:16,122 not everyone is awful. 1260 01:44:18,157 --> 01:44:19,592 You're awful, Murray. 1261 01:44:19,659 --> 01:44:21,628 Me? I'm awful? 1262 01:44:21,694 --> 01:44:23,496 Oh, yeah, how am I awful? 1263 01:44:25,632 --> 01:44:27,200 Playing my video. 1264 01:44:28,334 --> 01:44:31,237 Inviting me on this show. 1265 01:44:31,304 --> 01:44:34,707 You just wanted to make fun of me. 1266 01:44:34,773 --> 01:44:36,609 You're just like the rest of them. 1267 01:44:36,676 --> 01:44:38,678 You don't know the first thing about me, pal. 1268 01:44:38,745 --> 01:44:41,681 Look what happened, because of what you did. What it led to. 1269 01:44:41,748 --> 01:44:43,383 There are riots out there. 1270 01:44:43,449 --> 01:44:45,018 Two policemen are in critical condition, 1271 01:44:45,084 --> 01:44:46,452 and you're laughing. 1272 01:44:46,519 --> 01:44:47,986 You're laughing. 1273 01:44:48,054 --> 01:44:50,590 Someone was killed today, because of what you did. 1274 01:44:50,657 --> 01:44:52,225 I know. 1275 01:44:54,494 --> 01:44:56,062 How about another joke, Murray? 1276 01:44:56,129 --> 01:44:57,764 No, I think we've had enough of your jokes. 1277 01:44:57,863 --> 01:44:59,065 - What do you get... - I don't think so. 1278 01:44:59,132 --> 01:45:01,833 ...when you cross a mentally-ill loner 1279 01:45:01,900 --> 01:45:04,237 with a society that abandons him 1280 01:45:04,304 --> 01:45:05,605 and treats him like trash? 1281 01:45:05,672 --> 01:45:07,140 Call the police, Gene! 1282 01:45:07,206 --> 01:45:08,374 - I'll tell you what you get! - Call the police. 1283 01:45:08,441 --> 01:45:10,109 You get what you fucking deserve! 1284 01:45:46,346 --> 01:45:49,948 Good night. And always remember, that's... 1285 01:45:54,886 --> 01:45:56,289 Breaking news. 1286 01:45:56,356 --> 01:45:58,725 Popular TV talk show host, Murray Franklin 1287 01:45:58,791 --> 01:46:01,160 was shot dead tonight on the live telecast of his program. 1288 01:46:01,227 --> 01:46:03,463 The man who was introduced by Franklin 1289 01:46:03,529 --> 01:46:06,499 as "Joker" is currently under arrest. 1290 01:46:06,566 --> 01:46:09,302 Police led the suspect handcuffed out of the studio. 1291 01:46:11,170 --> 01:46:13,539 ...merely just a punch line to a joke... 1292 01:46:13,606 --> 01:46:15,341 You get what you deserve! 1293 01:46:15,408 --> 01:46:16,642 Looting and rioting 1294 01:46:16,709 --> 01:46:18,177 have intensified here... 1295 01:46:18,244 --> 01:46:19,746 ...rioting throughout the city. 1296 01:46:19,812 --> 01:46:21,147 ...with a society that abandons him 1297 01:46:21,214 --> 01:46:22,548 and treats him like trash? 1298 01:46:22,615 --> 01:46:24,317 This mob of clowns... 1299 01:46:24,384 --> 01:46:25,718 ...many wearing clown masks. 1300 01:46:27,520 --> 01:46:29,489 If it was me dying on the sidewalk, 1301 01:46:29,555 --> 01:46:31,157 - you'd walk right over me. - To all of 1302 01:46:31,224 --> 01:46:32,658 those who have been ignored by the system. 1303 01:46:32,725 --> 01:46:34,460 And always remember, that's life! 1304 01:46:34,527 --> 01:46:35,828 And as you see, Gotham is burning. 1305 01:47:30,349 --> 01:47:32,785 Stop laughing, you freak! This isn't funny. 1306 01:47:32,852 --> 01:47:34,253 Yeah, the whole fucking city's on fire 1307 01:47:34,320 --> 01:47:36,422 'cause of what you did. 1308 01:47:36,489 --> 01:47:38,925 All units, fire reported, north of alley. 1309 01:47:38,990 --> 01:47:40,626 Code Four for medical. 1310 01:47:41,127 --> 01:47:42,695 I know. 1311 01:47:44,096 --> 01:47:46,365 Isn't it beautiful? 1312 01:49:28,701 --> 01:49:30,169 Go over there. 1313 01:49:47,887 --> 01:49:49,689 Hey, Wayne. 1314 01:49:49,755 --> 01:49:51,824 You get what you fucking deserve. 1315 01:49:51,891 --> 01:49:53,259 No! Pal! 1316 01:50:33,633 --> 01:50:35,901 Come on, get up! 1317 01:50:35,968 --> 01:50:37,970 Come on, man, get up. 1318 01:53:17,130 --> 01:53:19,398 What's so funny? 1319 01:53:23,203 --> 01:53:24,870 Just thinking of a joke. 1320 01:53:43,823 --> 01:53:46,026 Do you want to tell it to me? 1321 01:53:52,165 --> 01:53:53,966 You wouldn't get it. 1322 01:54:05,711 --> 01:54:07,646 ♪ That's life ♪ 1323 01:54:08,948 --> 01:54:13,186 ♪ And as funny as it may seem ♪ 1324 01:54:13,253 --> 01:54:16,289 ♪ Some people get their kicks ♪ 1325 01:54:16,355 --> 01:54:19,226 ♪ Stompin' on a dream ♪ 1326 01:54:19,292 --> 01:54:23,429 ♪ But I don't let it, let it get me down ♪ 1327 01:54:25,165 --> 01:54:27,700 ♪ 'Cause this fine old world ♪ 1328 01:55:32,230 --> 01:55:37,230 Subtitles by explosiveskull www.OpenSubtitles.org