1
00:13:55,331 --> 00:13:57,665
Well, if this is it,
old boy,

2
00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:01,252
I hope you don't mind if I
go out speaking the King's.

3
00:14:02,379 --> 00:14:04,297
By all means,
Captain.

4
00:14:10,346 --> 00:14:13,973
There's a special rung in hell reserved
for people who waste good Scotch.

5
00:14:15,392 --> 00:14:18,186
Seeing as I may be rapping
on the door momentarily,

6
00:14:23,275 --> 00:14:26,903
I must say,
damn good stuff, sir.

7
00:14:30,199 --> 00:14:33,034
Now, about this pickle

8
00:14:34,620 --> 00:14:36,412
we find ourselves in.

9
00:14:38,832 --> 00:14:41,918
It would appear there's only
one thing left for you to do.

10
00:14:42,002 --> 00:14:43,878
And what would that be?

11
00:14:44,588 --> 00:14:45,588
Stiglitz.

12
00:14:45,673 --> 00:14:47,090
Say auf Wiedersehen
to your Nazi balls.

13
00:15:23,836 --> 00:15:25,586
You outside.
Who are you?

14
00:15:26,171 --> 00:15:27,839
British? American?

15
00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:29,716
What?

16
00:15:30,509 --> 00:15:32,051
We're American.

17
00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:33,803
What are you?

18
00:15:34,138 --> 00:15:36,097
I'm a German, you idiot.

19
00:15:36,432 --> 00:15:39,142
Speak English
pretty good for a German.

20
00:15:39,226 --> 00:15:40,435
I agree.

21
00:15:41,729 --> 00:15:43,229
So let's talk.

22
00:15:43,981 --> 00:15:45,356
Okay, talk.

23
00:15:46,066 --> 00:15:47,525
I'm a father.

24
00:15:48,777 --> 00:15:51,696
My baby was born today.
In Frankfurt.

25
00:15:52,197 --> 00:15:53,740
Five hours ago.

26
00:15:54,366 --> 00:15:58,619
His name is Max.
We were in here drinking, celebrating.

27
00:15:59,455 --> 00:16:02,874
They're the ones that came in shooting
and killing. It's not my fault!

28
00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:05,084
Okay!
It wasn't your fault.

29
00:16:06,462 --> 00:16:08,254
What's your name,
soldier?

30
00:16:08,338 --> 00:16:09,589
Wilhelm.

31
00:16:10,466 --> 00:16:14,010
Now, is there anybody alive
on our side?

32
00:16:14,094 --> 00:16:15,887
No.
I'm alive!

33
00:16:18,098 --> 00:16:19,474
Who's that?

34
00:16:22,269 --> 00:16:24,270
Is the girl
on your side?

35
00:16:25,814 --> 00:16:27,065
Which girl?

36
00:16:27,149 --> 00:16:29,567
Who do you think?
Von Hammersmark.

37
00:16:31,153 --> 00:16:32,779
Yeah, she's ours.

38
00:16:33,614 --> 00:16:34,864
Is she okay?

39
00:16:37,868 --> 00:16:38,910
Wilhelm!

40
00:16:40,162 --> 00:16:41,788
She's been shot.

41
00:16:42,790 --> 00:16:44,373
But she's alive.

42
00:16:48,295 --> 00:16:49,796
Okay, Wilhelm.

43
00:16:50,798 --> 00:16:53,216
What do you say
we make us a deal?

44
00:16:54,551 --> 00:16:55,927
What's your name?

45
00:16:56,011 --> 00:16:57,136
Aldo.

46
00:16:58,013 --> 00:17:00,264
Okay, Wilhelm,
here's my deal.

47
00:17:00,516 --> 00:17:04,143
You let me and one of my men come
down there and take the girl away.

48
00:17:04,228 --> 00:17:06,771
No guns. No guns me,
no guns you.

49
00:17:06,855 --> 00:17:10,399
And we take the girl and leave.
It's that simple, Willi.

50
00:17:10,776 --> 00:17:13,236
You go your way,
we go ours.

51
00:17:13,320 --> 00:17:16,197
And little Max gets to grow up
playing catch with his daddy.

52
00:17:17,366 --> 00:17:20,284
So what do you say, Willi?
We got us a deal?

53
00:17:24,706 --> 00:17:25,790
Aldo.

54
00:17:27,042 --> 00:17:28,668
I'm here, Willi.

55
00:17:30,295 --> 00:17:32,046
I want to trust you.

56
00:17:32,131 --> 00:17:33,297
But...

57
00:17:34,216 --> 00:17:35,716
But how can I?

58
00:17:37,928 --> 00:17:39,929
What choice you got,
son?

59
00:17:45,811 --> 00:17:47,854
Okay, okay.

60
00:17:49,439 --> 00:17:50,648
Aldo,

61
00:17:51,733 --> 00:17:53,359
I'm going to trust you.

62
00:17:54,236 --> 00:17:55,236
Come down.

63
00:18:11,211 --> 00:18:14,172
Hey, Willi, what's with the machine
gun? I thought we had us a deal?

64
00:18:14,256 --> 00:18:16,507
We still have a deal.
Now, get the girl and go.

65
00:18:16,592 --> 00:18:18,134
Not so fast.

66
00:18:18,218 --> 00:18:20,803
We only got a deal,
we trust each other.

67
00:18:20,888 --> 00:18:22,597
And a Mexican standoff
ain't trust.

68
00:18:23,098 --> 00:18:25,600
You need guns on me for it
to be a Mexican standoff.

69
00:18:26,268 --> 00:18:29,395
You got guns on us.
You decide to shoot, we're dead.

70
00:18:29,479 --> 00:18:32,773
Up top, they got grenades.
They drop them down here, you're dead.

71
00:18:32,858 --> 00:18:35,234
That's a Mexican standoff,
and that was not the deal.

72
00:18:35,319 --> 00:18:36,986
No trust,
no deal.

73
00:18:52,878 --> 00:18:54,462
All right, Aldo.

74
00:18:56,131 --> 00:18:57,256
Fine.

75
00:19:00,636 --> 00:19:04,055
Just take that fucking traitor,
and get her out of my sight.

76
00:19:16,151 --> 00:19:19,570
Not so goddamn fast, doc.
Tell him to go play with his dogs.

77
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:35,670
Before we yank that slug out you,
you need to answer a few questions.

78
00:19:35,754 --> 00:19:37,546
Few questions
about what?

79
00:19:38,048 --> 00:19:40,216
About I got three men
dead back there.

80
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:43,094
Why don't you try telling us
what the fuck happened?

81
00:19:43,178 --> 00:19:47,139
The British officer blew his German
act and the Gestapo major saw it.

82
00:19:48,225 --> 00:19:50,476
Before we get into
who shot John,

83
00:19:51,311 --> 00:19:55,439
why'd you invite my men to a rendezvous
in a basement with a bunch of Nazis?

84
00:20:00,362 --> 00:20:02,780
I can see since you didn't
see what happened inside,

85
00:20:02,864 --> 00:20:05,533
that the Nazis being there
must look odd.

86
00:20:05,617 --> 00:20:08,119
Yeah, we got a word for
that kind of odd in English.

87
00:20:08,203 --> 00:20:10,204
It's called suspicious.

88
00:20:14,501 --> 00:20:16,294
Everybody needs
to calm down.

89
00:20:16,378 --> 00:20:19,046
You're letting your imagination
get the better of you.

90
00:20:20,424 --> 00:20:23,384
You met the sergeant
yourself. Willi.

91
00:20:23,468 --> 00:20:25,303
You remember him,
don't you?

92
00:20:25,387 --> 00:20:26,387
Yeah, I remember him.

93
00:20:26,471 --> 00:20:30,224
His wife had a baby tonight.
He had just become a...

94
00:20:30,309 --> 00:20:32,018
He had just become
a father!

95
00:20:32,102 --> 00:20:35,938
His commanding officer gave him and
his mates the night off to celebrate.

96
00:20:39,318 --> 00:20:45,573
The Germans being there was either a
trap set by me or a tragic coincidence.

97
00:20:45,657 --> 00:20:47,408
It couldn't be both.

98
00:20:57,627 --> 00:20:59,503
How'd the shooting start?

99
00:20:59,588 --> 00:21:02,089
The Englishman
gave himself away.

100
00:21:02,174 --> 00:21:03,799
How'd he do that?

101
00:21:05,052 --> 00:21:07,261
He ordered three glasses.

102
00:21:08,472 --> 00:21:10,389
We order three glasses.

103
00:21:10,599 --> 00:21:12,558
That's the German three.

104
00:21:13,435 --> 00:21:15,227
The other looks odd.

105
00:21:15,812 --> 00:21:18,147
Germans would
and did notice it.

106
00:21:26,782 --> 00:21:28,866
Okay, let's pretend
there were no Germans

107
00:21:28,950 --> 00:21:31,535
and everything went exactly
the way it was supposed to.

108
00:21:31,620 --> 00:21:33,537
What was the next step?

109
00:21:33,789 --> 00:21:34,997
Tuxedos.

110
00:21:35,665 --> 00:21:38,417
To get them into the premiere
wearing military uniforms

111
00:21:38,502 --> 00:21:41,295
with all the military there
would've been suicide.

112
00:21:43,298 --> 00:21:46,550
But going as members
of the German film industry,

113
00:21:46,968 --> 00:21:50,137
they wear tuxedos and fit
in with everybody else.

114
00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:54,809
I arranged for the tailor
to fit three tuxedos tonight.

115
00:21:56,019 --> 00:21:58,437
How'd you intend to get them
in that premiere?

116
00:21:58,522 --> 00:22:00,147
Hand me my purse.

117
00:22:10,033 --> 00:22:12,451
Lieutenant Hicox
was going as my escort.

118
00:22:13,787 --> 00:22:17,790
The other two were going as a
German cameraman and his assistant.

119
00:22:18,917 --> 00:22:20,584
You still get us
in that premiere?

120
00:22:20,669 --> 00:22:23,838
You speak German better
than your friends? No.

121
00:22:24,256 --> 00:22:26,465
Have I been shot? Yes!

122
00:22:27,008 --> 00:22:31,846
I don't see me tripping the light
fantastique up a red carpet anytime soon.

123
00:22:32,848 --> 00:22:35,266
Least of all,
by tomorrow night.

124
00:22:48,155 --> 00:22:51,449
However, there's something
you don't know.

125
00:22:53,535 --> 00:22:57,621
There've been two recent
developments regarding Operation Kino.

126
00:22:59,416 --> 00:23:04,503
One, the venue has been changed from
The Ritz to a much smaller venue.

127
00:23:05,046 --> 00:23:08,215
Enormous change at the last minute?
That's not very Germatic.

128
00:23:08,300 --> 00:23:11,260
Why the hell is Goebbels
doing stuff so damn peculiar?

129
00:23:11,344 --> 00:23:15,055
It probably has something to
do with the second development.

130
00:23:15,432 --> 00:23:16,724
Which is?

131
00:23:21,021 --> 00:23:23,606
Der Fuhrer is attending
the premiere.

132
00:23:58,350 --> 00:23:59,975
Fuck a duck!

133
00:24:08,610 --> 00:24:10,486
What are you thinking?

134
00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:13,948
I'm thinking getting a whack
at planting old Uncle Adolf

135
00:24:14,032 --> 00:24:15,908
makes this horse
a different color.

136
00:24:15,992 --> 00:24:17,660
What is that
supposed to mean?

137
00:24:17,744 --> 00:24:19,662
It means you getting us
in that premiere.

138
00:24:19,746 --> 00:24:22,665
I'm probably going
to end up losing this leg.

139
00:24:23,291 --> 00:24:25,668
Bye-bye, acting career.
Fun while it lasted.

140
00:24:25,752 --> 00:24:28,629
How do you expect me
to walk the red carpet?

141
00:24:30,799 --> 00:24:33,801
Doggy doc's going to dig
that slug out your gam.

142
00:24:33,885 --> 00:24:35,928
He's going to wrap it up
in a cast,

143
00:24:36,012 --> 00:24:38,138
and you got a good how-l-broke-my-leg-
mountain-climbing story.

144
00:24:38,223 --> 00:24:40,891
That's German, ain't it?
You all like climbing mountains, don't you?

145
00:24:40,976 --> 00:24:44,270
I don't. I like smoking, drinking
and ordering in restaurants.

146
00:24:44,354 --> 00:24:46,146
But I see your point.

147
00:24:46,398 --> 00:24:49,900
We fill you up with morphine
till it's coming out your ears

148
00:24:49,985 --> 00:24:53,279
and just limp your little
ass up that reuge carpet.

149
00:24:54,781 --> 00:24:58,033
I know this is a silly
question before I ask it,

150
00:24:58,118 --> 00:25:03,497
but can you Americans speak
any other language than English?

151
00:25:04,332 --> 00:25:06,584
We both speak
a little Italian.

152
00:25:06,668 --> 00:25:09,169
With an atrocious accent,
no doubt.

153
00:25:10,922 --> 00:25:14,383
But that doesn't exactly
kill us in the crib.

154
00:25:15,176 --> 00:25:18,012
Germans don't have
a good ear for Italian.

155
00:25:21,933 --> 00:25:25,769
So you mumble Italian and brazen
through it. Is that the plan?

156
00:25:26,021 --> 00:25:27,646
That's about it.

157
00:25:31,484 --> 00:25:32,484
That sounds good.

158
00:25:32,569 --> 00:25:34,945
It sounds like shit. What else
are we going to do? Go home?

159
00:25:35,030 --> 00:25:36,864
No, that sounds good.

160
00:25:37,699 --> 00:25:41,619
If you don't blow it, with that,
I can get you in the building.

161
00:25:42,621 --> 00:25:43,662
Who does what?

162
00:25:43,747 --> 00:25:47,916
Well, I speak the most
Italian, so I'll be your escort.

163
00:25:48,001 --> 00:25:51,128
Donowitz speaks second most, so
he'll be your Italian cameraman.

164
00:25:51,212 --> 00:25:54,214
Omar, third most.
He'll be Donny's assistant.

165
00:25:54,758 --> 00:25:55,883
I don't speak Italian.

166
00:25:55,967 --> 00:25:59,345
Like I said, third best. Just
keep your fucking mouth shut.

167
00:25:59,429 --> 00:26:00,971
In fact, why don't you
start practicing right now?

168
00:29:30,348 --> 00:29:31,348
Yes.

169
00:36:00,613 --> 00:36:08,411
Gorlomi?

170
00:36:11,999 --> 00:36:17,879
Gorlomi.

171
00:36:22,385 --> 00:36:24,135
Gorlomi.

172
00:36:26,681 --> 00:36:28,515
Antonio Margheriti.

173
00:36:31,060 --> 00:36:39,776
Margheriti.

174
00:36:40,194 --> 00:36:41,528
Margheriti.

175
00:36:42,697 --> 00:36:43,697
Dominick Decocco.

176
00:36:43,823 --> 00:36:46,199
Dominick Decocco.

177
00:42:33,589 --> 00:42:35,381
What's that
American expression?

178
00:42:35,466 --> 00:42:37,884
"If the shoe fits,
you must wear it."

179
00:43:41,365 --> 00:43:45,952
Fucking shithead.
Faggot fuck. Fuck you!

180
00:43:46,078 --> 00:43:48,079
Bunch of shithead fuck.

181
00:43:50,999 --> 00:43:52,542
Fuck you, too!

182
00:43:55,170 --> 00:43:59,298
Goddamn Nazi farts, sons of bitches!
Get your hands off me.

183
00:43:59,800 --> 00:44:03,302
You fucking bratwurst-smelling...
Goddamn you! Get off!

184
00:44:08,809 --> 00:44:09,934
Hmm.

185
00:44:21,864 --> 00:44:23,197
You Jerry-banging,
Limburg-smelling...

186
00:44:27,453 --> 00:44:29,746
As Stanley said
to Livingstone,

187
00:44:29,830 --> 00:44:31,998
Lieutenant Aldo Raine,
I presume?

188
00:44:32,916 --> 00:44:34,292
Hans Landa.

189
00:44:36,462 --> 00:44:38,838
You've had
a nice long run, Aldo.

190
00:44:39,757 --> 00:44:42,592
Alas, you're now
in the hands of the SS.

191
00:44:42,676 --> 00:44:44,218
My hands to be exact.

192
00:44:44,303 --> 00:44:48,014
And they've been waiting
a long time to touch you.

193
00:44:51,894 --> 00:44:53,686
Caught you flinching.

194
00:44:57,900 --> 00:45:00,109
Touch me again, Kraut-burger.

195
00:45:15,959 --> 00:45:16,959
Utivich?

196
00:45:17,044 --> 00:45:18,461
Is that you,
Lieutenant?

197
00:45:18,545 --> 00:45:19,629
Yeah.

198
00:45:20,214 --> 00:45:22,298
Do you know
what happened to Donny?

199
00:45:22,382 --> 00:45:23,508
Omar?

200
00:45:24,218 --> 00:45:25,218
The woman?

201
00:45:25,302 --> 00:45:26,552
No, I do not.

202
00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:16,644
Tell me, Aldo, if I were
sitting where you're sitting,

203
00:46:16,728 --> 00:46:18,688
would you
show me mercy?

204
00:46:23,277 --> 00:46:24,402
Nope.

205
00:46:25,070 --> 00:46:28,322
What is that English
expression about shoes and feet?

206
00:46:28,407 --> 00:46:31,951
"Looks like the shoe is on the other foot."
- Yeah, I was just thinking that.

207
00:46:45,007 --> 00:46:47,884
So you're Aldo the Apache.

208
00:46:49,011 --> 00:46:50,219
So you're The Jew Hunter.

209
00:46:50,304 --> 00:46:52,013
I'm a detective.

210
00:46:52,097 --> 00:46:53,973
A damn good detective.

211
00:46:54,308 --> 00:46:55,892
Finding people
is my specialty,

212
00:46:55,976 --> 00:46:58,394
so naturally, I worked for
the Nazis finding people.

213
00:46:58,478 --> 00:47:01,606
And, yes, some of them were Jews.
But Jew Hunter?

214
00:47:02,941 --> 00:47:04,817
Just a name that stuck.

215
00:47:05,277 --> 00:47:08,070
Well, you do have to
admit, it is catchy.

216
00:47:09,531 --> 00:47:12,700
Do you control the nicknames
your enemies bestow on you?

217
00:47:12,784 --> 00:47:15,286
Aldo the Apache
and the Little Man?

218
00:47:16,371 --> 00:47:18,497
What do you mean
the Little Man?

219
00:47:18,582 --> 00:47:20,374
Germans' nickname for you.

220
00:47:20,459 --> 00:47:23,502
The Germans' nickname for me
is the Little Man?

221
00:47:23,879 --> 00:47:28,424
And as if to make my point, I'm a little
surprised how tall you were in real life.

222
00:47:28,508 --> 00:47:30,927
I mean, you're a little fellow,
but not circus-midget little,

223
00:47:31,011 --> 00:47:32,803
as your reputation
would suggest.

224
00:47:32,888 --> 00:47:34,430
Where's my men?

225
00:47:34,973 --> 00:47:37,308
Where's
Bridget von Hammersmark?

226
00:47:40,187 --> 00:47:43,356
Well, let's just say,
she got what she deserved.

227
00:47:45,859 --> 00:47:48,361
And when you purchase friends
like Bridget von Hammersmark,

228
00:47:48,445 --> 00:47:50,446
you get what you pay for.

229
00:47:51,865 --> 00:47:56,869
Now as far as your paesanos,
Sergeant Donowitz and Private Omar...

230
00:47:56,954 --> 00:47:58,871
How you know our names?

231
00:47:59,456 --> 00:48:01,040
Lieutenant Aldo,

232
00:48:02,918 --> 00:48:04,335
if you don't think
I wouldn't interrogate

233
00:48:04,419 --> 00:48:07,797
every single one of your
swastika-marked survivors,

234
00:48:10,217 --> 00:48:13,803
we simply aren't operating on the
level of mutual respect I assumed.

235
00:48:13,887 --> 00:48:15,471
No, I guess not.

236
00:48:15,681 --> 00:48:20,810
Well, back to the whereabouts
of your two Italian saboteurs.

237
00:48:23,981 --> 00:48:25,731
As of this moment,

238
00:48:25,816 --> 00:48:30,653
both Omar and Donowitz should be sitting
in the very seats we left them in.

239
00:48:31,279 --> 00:48:34,907
Double-zero 23 and
double-zero 24, if my memory serves.

240
00:48:35,659 --> 00:48:39,078
Explosives still around their
ankles, still ready to explode.

241
00:48:39,162 --> 00:48:42,415
And your mission, some
would call a terrorist plot,

242
00:48:42,499 --> 00:48:45,001
as of this moment,
is still a go.

243
00:48:45,085 --> 00:48:48,421
That's a pretty exciting story.
What's next? Eliza on Ice?

244
00:48:48,505 --> 00:48:49,755
However,

245
00:48:51,633 --> 00:48:54,760
all I have to do is pick up
this phone right here,

246
00:48:54,845 --> 00:48:57,680
inform the cinema,
and your plan is kaput.

247
00:49:00,100 --> 00:49:05,312
If they're still here, and if they're
still alive, and that's one big if,

248
00:49:06,648 --> 00:49:08,441
there ain't no way you're
going to take them boys

249
00:49:08,525 --> 00:49:10,151
without setting off
them bombs.

250
00:49:10,235 --> 00:49:11,986
I have no doubt.

251
00:49:12,070 --> 00:49:15,364
And, yes, some Germans will die.
Yes, it will ruin the evening.

252
00:49:15,449 --> 00:49:18,367
And, yes, Goebbels will be
very, very, very mad at you

253
00:49:18,452 --> 00:49:20,536
for what you've done
to his big night.

254
00:49:21,788 --> 00:49:24,081
But you won't get Hitler,
you won't get Goebbels,

255
00:49:24,166 --> 00:49:27,209
you won't get Goring,
and you won't get Bormann.

256
00:49:27,294 --> 00:49:29,879
And you need all four
to end the war.

257
00:49:31,548 --> 00:49:34,717
But if I don't pick up
this phone right here,

258
00:49:34,801 --> 00:49:37,136
you may very well
get all four.

259
00:49:38,388 --> 00:49:43,225
And if you get all four,
you end the war

260
00:49:44,478 --> 00:49:45,728
tonight.

261
00:49:47,105 --> 00:49:48,647
So, gentlemen,

262
00:49:49,357 --> 00:49:52,568
let's discuss the prospect
of ending the war tonight.

263
00:49:55,489 --> 00:49:57,323
So, the way I see it,

264
00:49:57,407 --> 00:50:01,619
since Hitler's death or possible
rescue rests solely on my reaction,

265
00:50:02,287 --> 00:50:03,871
if I do nothing,

266
00:50:04,289 --> 00:50:06,999
it's as if I'm causing his
death even more than yourselves.

267
00:50:07,084 --> 00:50:08,334
Wouldn't you agree?

268
00:50:09,002 --> 00:50:10,336
I guess so.

269
00:50:12,923 --> 00:50:14,924
How about you,
Utivich?

270
00:50:15,008 --> 00:50:16,634
I guess so, too.

271
00:50:22,182 --> 00:50:23,432
Gentlemen,
I have no intention

272
00:50:23,517 --> 00:50:26,602
of killing Hitler and killing Goebbels
and killing Goring and killing Bormann,

273
00:50:26,686 --> 00:50:29,438
not to mention winning the war
single-handedly for the Allies,

274
00:50:29,523 --> 00:50:33,275
only later to find myself
standing before a Jewish tribunal.

275
00:50:35,362 --> 00:50:38,906
If you want to win
the war tonight,

276
00:50:40,534 --> 00:50:42,701
we have to make a deal.

277
00:50:45,705 --> 00:50:47,456
What kind of deal?

278
00:50:47,541 --> 00:50:50,084
The kind you wouldn't
have the authority to make.

279
00:50:50,168 --> 00:50:54,713
However, I'm sure this mission
of yours has a commanding officer.

280
00:50:55,715 --> 00:50:57,049
A general.

281
00:50:57,717 --> 00:50:59,385
I'm betting for...

282
00:51:01,096 --> 00:51:03,013
OSS would be my guess.

283
00:51:06,935 --> 00:51:09,395
That's a bingo!

284
00:51:12,399 --> 00:51:14,900
Is that the way you say it?
"That's a bingo."

285
00:51:14,985 --> 00:51:16,861
You just say, "Bingo."

286
00:51:16,945 --> 00:51:19,196
Bingo! How fun.

287
00:51:21,616 --> 00:51:24,702
But I digress. Where were we?
Yeah! Make a deal.

288
00:51:25,245 --> 00:51:29,665
Over there is a very capable
two-way radio and sitting behind it

289
00:51:29,749 --> 00:51:33,919
is a more than capable
radio operator named Hermann.

290
00:51:34,254 --> 00:51:36,589
Get me someone on the
other end of that radio

291
00:51:36,673 --> 00:51:39,717
with the power of the pen
to authorize my,

292
00:51:39,801 --> 00:51:42,720
let's call it, the terms
of my conditional surrender.

293
00:51:42,804 --> 00:51:45,222
If that tastes better
going down.

294
00:51:46,016 --> 00:51:47,266
You know,
where I'm from...

295
00:51:47,350 --> 00:51:49,226
Yeah?
Where is that exactly?

296
00:51:49,311 --> 00:51:51,353
Maynardville,
Tennessee.

297
00:51:51,438 --> 00:51:53,898
I've done my share
of bootlegging.

298
00:51:54,107 --> 00:51:57,776
Up there, if you engage in what the
federal government calls illegal activity,

299
00:51:57,861 --> 00:51:59,987
but what we call just a man trying
to make a living for his family

300
00:52:00,071 --> 00:52:04,491
selling moonshine liquor, it
behooves oneself to keep his wits.

301
00:52:06,453 --> 00:52:09,872
Long story short, we hear
a story too good to be true,

302
00:52:10,540 --> 00:52:11,790
it ain't.

303
00:52:13,627 --> 00:52:16,378
Sitting in your chair,
I would probably say the same thing,

304
00:52:16,463 --> 00:52:21,175
and 999. 999 times out of a million,
you would be correct.

305
00:52:23,178 --> 00:52:26,764
But in the pages of history,
every once in a while,

306
00:52:27,349 --> 00:52:30,726
fate reaches out
and extends its hand.

307
00:52:37,567 --> 00:52:39,526
What shall
the history books read?

308
00:53:06,388 --> 00:53:09,598
I implore you.
We must destroy that tower.

309
00:53:11,017 --> 00:53:12,643
Sarge, that tower...

310
00:53:32,205 --> 00:53:34,123
The tower stands!

311
00:53:41,256 --> 00:53:43,757
Psst! Psst!

312
00:56:13,867 --> 00:56:16,034
So when the military
history of this night is written,

313
00:56:16,119 --> 00:56:19,788
it will be recorded that I
was part of Operation Kino

314
00:56:19,873 --> 00:56:22,666
from the very beginning
as a double agent.

315
00:56:22,750 --> 00:56:26,795
Anything I've done in
my guise as an SS Colonel

316
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:29,923
was sanctioned by the OSS
as a necessary evil

317
00:56:30,008 --> 00:56:32,718
to establish my cover
with the Germans.

318
00:56:32,927 --> 00:56:36,221
And it was my placement of
Lieutenant Raine's dynamite

319
00:56:36,306 --> 00:56:39,266
in Hitler and Goebbels' opera
box that assured their demise.

320
00:56:56,409 --> 00:56:59,411
By the way, that last
part is actually true.

321
00:56:59,496 --> 00:57:04,416
I want my full military pension
and benefits under my proper rank.

322
00:57:04,751 --> 00:57:07,169
I want to receive the
Congressional Medal of Honor

323
00:57:07,253 --> 00:57:11,215
for my invaluable assistance in
the toppling of the Third Reich.

324
00:57:12,634 --> 00:57:15,719
In fact, I want all the
members of Operation Kino

325
00:57:15,803 --> 00:57:18,764
to receive the
Congressional Medal of Honor.

326
00:57:19,140 --> 00:57:22,851
Full citizenship for myself.
Well, that goes without saying.

327
00:57:23,144 --> 00:57:26,355
And I would like
the United States of America

328
00:57:26,439 --> 00:57:30,526
to purchase property for me
on Nantucket Island

329
00:57:30,610 --> 00:57:33,862
as a reward for all the
countless lives I've saved

330
00:57:33,947 --> 00:57:36,281
by bringing the tyranny of
the National Socialist Party

331
00:57:36,366 --> 00:57:39,993
to a swifter-than-imagined end.
Do you have all that, sir?

332
00:57:41,788 --> 00:57:45,249
I look forward to seeing you
face to face as well, sir.

333
00:57:46,125 --> 00:57:48,335
Lieutenant Raine?
Right here.

334
00:57:51,548 --> 00:57:52,756
Yes, sir.

335
00:57:52,840 --> 00:57:56,593
Colonel Landa will put you and
Private Utivich in a truck as prisoners.

336
00:57:56,678 --> 00:58:01,056
Then he and his radio operator will
get in the truck and drive to our lines.

337
00:58:01,140 --> 00:58:05,727
Upon crossing our lines, Colonel Landa
and his man will surrender to you.

338
00:58:05,812 --> 00:58:08,355
You will then take over
driving of the truck

339
00:58:08,439 --> 00:58:11,817
and bring them straight to me for
debriefing. Is that clear, Lieutenant?

340
00:58:11,901 --> 00:58:13,026
Yes, sir.

341
00:58:13,111 --> 00:58:14,570
Over and out.

342
01:03:58,748 --> 01:04:01,333
When I kill that guy, you got
30 feet to get to that guard.

343
01:04:01,417 --> 01:04:03,376
Can you do it?
I have to.

344
01:04:33,616 --> 01:04:34,950
Champagne?

345
01:05:26,794 --> 01:05:29,504
Who wants to send
a message to Germany?

346
01:05:30,339 --> 01:05:32,674
I have a message
for Germany.

347
01:05:36,137 --> 01:05:38,388
That you are
all going to die.

348
01:05:42,143 --> 01:05:47,564
And I want you to look deep into the
face of the Jew who's going to do it!

349
01:05:49,650 --> 01:05:52,736
Marcel, burn it down.

350
01:05:53,738 --> 01:05:55,238
Oui, Shosanna.

351
01:06:30,691 --> 01:06:32,817
My name
is Shosanna Dreyfus,

352
01:06:33,194 --> 01:06:34,778
and this is the face

353
01:06:36,739 --> 01:06:39,074
of Jewish vengeance.

354
01:08:44,742 --> 01:08:46,534
Hermann,
uncuff them.

355
01:09:05,179 --> 01:09:09,182
I'm officially surrendering myself
over to you, Lieutenant Raine.

356
01:09:10,309 --> 01:09:12,101
We're your prisoners.

357
01:09:12,937 --> 01:09:14,646
How about my knife?

358
01:09:20,611 --> 01:09:22,570
Thank you very much,
Colonel.

359
01:09:22,655 --> 01:09:25,740
Utivich, cuff the Colonel's
hands behind his back.

360
01:09:25,824 --> 01:09:28,034
Is that really
necessary?

361
01:09:28,118 --> 01:09:30,203
I'm a slave
to appearances.

362
01:09:33,374 --> 01:09:34,874
Scalp Hermann.

363
01:09:36,543 --> 01:09:38,211
Are you mad?

364
01:09:38,587 --> 01:09:40,338
What have you done?

365
01:09:40,839 --> 01:09:44,175
I made a deal with your
general for that man's life!

366
01:09:45,261 --> 01:09:48,638
Yeah, they made that deal. But they don't
give a fuck about him. They need you.

367
01:09:48,722 --> 01:09:50,682
You'll be shot for this!

368
01:09:51,350 --> 01:09:54,852
Nah, I don't think so. More like
chewed out. I've been chewed out before.

369
01:09:56,188 --> 01:10:00,358
You know, Utivich and myself heard
that deal you made with the brass.

370
01:10:00,818 --> 01:10:02,568
End the war tonight?

371
01:10:03,988 --> 01:10:05,530
I'd make that deal.

372
01:10:05,614 --> 01:10:07,448
How about you, Utivich?
You make that deal?

373
01:10:07,533 --> 01:10:08,533
I'd make that deal.

374
01:10:08,617 --> 01:10:11,119
I don't blame you.
Damn good deal.

375
01:10:11,870 --> 01:10:14,998
And that pretty little nest
you feathered for yourself.

376
01:10:15,082 --> 01:10:18,459
Well, if you're willing to
barbecue the whole High Command,

377
01:10:18,544 --> 01:10:21,546
I suppose that's worth
certain considerations.

378
01:10:22,298 --> 01:10:24,382
But I do have
one question.

379
01:10:25,467 --> 01:10:28,219
When you get to your little
place on Nantucket Island,

380
01:10:28,304 --> 01:10:32,849
I imagine you are going to take off that
handsome-looking SS uniform of yours.

381
01:10:32,933 --> 01:10:34,267
Ain't you?

382
01:10:38,230 --> 01:10:40,106
That's what I thought.

383
01:10:40,858 --> 01:10:42,734
Now, that I can't abide.

384
01:10:44,153 --> 01:10:46,446
How about you, Utivich,
can you abide it?

385
01:10:46,530 --> 01:10:48,406
Not one damn bit, sir.

386
01:10:50,034 --> 01:10:52,118
I mean,
if I had my way,

387
01:10:52,619 --> 01:10:57,081
you'd wear that goddamn uniform for
the rest of your pecker-sucking life.

388
01:10:58,584 --> 01:10:59,584
But I'm aware
that ain't practical.

389
01:10:59,668 --> 01:11:02,712
I mean, at some point,
you're going to have to take it off.

390
01:11:02,796 --> 01:11:03,921
So,

391
01:11:04,882 --> 01:11:08,593
I'm going to give you a little
something you can't take off.

392
01:11:33,535 --> 01:11:35,661
You know something,
Utivich?

393
01:11:36,038 --> 01:11:38,831
I think this just might be
my masterpiece.

394
01:14:38,832 --> 01:14:39,832
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