Captain Steven Hiller,
United States Marine Corps.
I'm sorry, Captain. This is a restricted area.
I can't let you pass without clearance.
OK. Come here.
You want to see my clearance?
Maybe I'll just leave this here with you.
Let them pass.
Get the hell out of the way.
Did you see that?
Come on down.
Watch your step.
Well, obviously, this cockpit was designed to seat three,
though how they sat on that, I don't know.
David: Gently.
Uh, you see these gizmos flashing?
Yeah.
We've been working around the clock
trying to get a fix on all this crap.
Some stuff we figured out right away.
Uh, this, we're pretty sure,
is the life support system for the cabin.
[Coughs] And, uh,
this doohickey is connected to--
Oh...Well, it was
connected to the engine.
Here. Take that, will ya?
Uh, these configurations, uh...
Well, to be honest,
we--we--we don't know what the hell this crap is.
But this is clearly what they use
to guide and navigate their craft.
Ha ha. Neat, huh?
That's very good. Somebody grab my laptop there?
Dr. Isaacs, can I just have the computer inside there?
See these patterns here? They're repeating sequentially,
just like their countdown signal.
They're using that frequency for computer communications.
Huh?
See? That's how they're coordinating their ships.
Huh. Ya know...
you're really starting to make us look bad.
They got one!
They got one alive!
They got one. Alive.
Jesus! Look, will you be OK by yourself, Dave?
Fine, Dr. Okun.
Yeah--Uh, don't touch anything.
Why is he always telling me not to touch anything?
Yeah. There.
Oh...that's why.
Right here. We got her in the back of the pickup.
How you doin', sir.
Captain Steven Hiller, United States Marine Corps.
Guess who's comin' to dinner.
I need a doctor!
Oh, boy.
How long has it been unconscious?
About three hours.
Let's get him into containment, stat.
My son, he's very sick.
He needs immediate attention.
He's drying out.
I want him sprayed down with saline.
He has a problem with his adrenal cortex.
Please!
If you don't do something about it right now,
my son will die!
OK!Just help him!
OK. O'Haver, Miller, you come with us.
You take us to him, OK?
Let's go.
OK. Move it! Move it! Move it!
As the former head of the C.I.A.,
you knew about this place.
When were you planning on informing the rest of us?
It had been deemed classified.
You should have told us about this
when they first arrived.
You should have warned us
before we launched a counterattack
that cost us the lives of hundreds of American pilots!
There was no way
we could have known that our fighters
would have been that ineffective
against their attackers.
Mr. President.
Commander #2: The little bit of information that we have
comes directly into this room, Mr. President.
Atlanta, Chicago, and Philadelphia...
destroyed.
We've learned that NATO
and Western Allied Installations
were the first to be taken out.
Then we were hit.
They knew exactly where and how to hit us.
Whitmore: And our forces?
General Grey: We're down to 15%.
If you calculate the time it takes
to destroy a city and move on,
we're looking at the worldwide destruction
of every major city...
in the next 36 hours.
We're being exterminated.
Mitchell: Mr. President.
This is Captain Steven Hiller.
Captain.
Mr. President.
Well done.
Where is it now?
We have it isolated
down in the containment lab, sir.
I'd like to go see it.
General, I'm really anxious to get back to El Toro.
Hasn't anyone told you?
El Toro has been completely destroyed.
Oh, no.
We were lucky.
[Chuckles]
Today was the first time I used the subway.
Thank God for the metro rail.
These should last us a while.
Don't move. I'll get it for you.
Stay still.
He's your son?
He's my angel.
Was his father stationed here?
Nah, he, uh...
he wasn't his father.
But I was kind of hoping
he wanted the job, though.
So what do you do for a living?
I'm a dancer.
Ah.
Ballet?
No.
Exotic.
Oh.
Sorry.
Don't be.
I'm not.
It's good money.
Besides,
my baby's worth it.
Dylan.
Come here.
I want you to meet the first lady.
Ohh.
Hello.
Hi.
I didn't know that you'd recognized me.
Well, I didn't want to say nothing.
I voted for the other guy.
All right,
life support monitors recording.
So if we screw up, it's all on tape.
OK, come on, come on.
Let's get this biomechanical suit off him.
Put the spreader right here.
Right along the ridge.
Microprobe thingamajig goes right here,
pick there. Good.
All right, now spread it very, very gently.
Let me get in.
Uh-huh.
Gentle, gentle. That's it.
That's right...easy.
[Nervous Laughter]
All right. OK.
Let's proceed.
Now comes the, uh,
the really icky part.
Ugh.
Oh, boy.
This is one smelly,
disgusting...
Oh, look at it.
It doesn't look alive, does it?
Med Assistant: The arm is moving.
[High-pitched Whirring]
Aah!
Doctor!
Aah!
Doctor! Doctor!
[Shouting]
Get it off!
Don't move! Don't move!
Help me! Help me!
Aah!
[Alarm Sounds]
Aah!
Open up that door!
My God!
Dr. Okun.
[Strangled Voice] Release...me.
Open the door. Get him out of there.
No, wait.
Release me.
Now!
I know there is much
we can learn from each other
if we can negotiate a truce.
We can find a way to coexist.
Can there be a peace between us?
Peace?
No peace.
What is it you want us to do?
Die.
Die...
Uh! Uh!
Uh! Aah!
Mr. President...
Is that glass bulletproof?
No, sir.
Ah!
General Grey: Are you all right?
I saw his thoughts.
I saw what they're planning to do.
They're like locusts.
They're moving from planet to planet,
their whole civilization.
After they've consumed every natural resource,
they move on.
And we're next.
[Alien Shrieking]
Nuke 'em.
Let's nuke the bastards.
Just my luck. No ice.
I take it you've heard.
Hey, a toast.
To the end of the world.
He didn't come to this decision lightly.
He didn't have any other choice.
Yeah.
You still believe in him.
Yeah. Well, he's a good man.
Whoa...ha ha.
He better be.
You left me for him.
Or, you know, for your...career.
You know, it wasn't just my...career.
It was the biggest opportunity of my life.
I wanted my life to make a difference.
I wanted my life to mean something.
Yeah, and, um, hmm,
I wasn't, um...
ambitious enough for you?
David, you could have done anything that you wanted.
Research,
development--
Oh, honey, I was happy where I was.
Haven't you ever wanted
to be part of something special?
I was part of something special.
Well, if it makes any difference,
I never stopped loving you.
But that wasn't enough, was it?
Soldier: Let's pick it up, men.
We're on a tight schedule, now. Let's go.
Let's pick it up, men.
We're working on a tight schedule. Let's go!
Pick it up, man! Pick it up!
What the hell are you doing?
Get out of there!
Look, I got something I got to handle.
I'm just borrowing it.
No, you're not, sir.
Do you really want to shoot me?
Just tell them I hit you.
Command, this is Retel Op.
The squadron is in the air.
We are on station and awaiting instructions.
Roger. Break formation, head to targets.
Sir...
they're breaking formation.
Mr. President, we're initiating sequence code.
Commander #2: Verification,
Alpha Zulu 6-8-9er.
Which city will be reached first?
Houston, Texas.
ETA six minutes and counting down.
Houston.
The major cities have been deserted.
Civilian casualties should be down to a minimum.
Tank Commander: Command, this is Neighborhood Watch.
We are in position.
Tracking monitors are locked on.
We are going to visual recon.
Tank Commander #2 On Radio: Roger that, TCW.
They have confirmation.
Launch code confirmed.
Alpha Zulu 6-8-9er.
Standing by.
Laser targeting.
Locked on.
We're locked on, sir.
Do you wish to deploy?
Mr. President, if you wish to deploy,
the time is now.
Mr. President.
Deploy.
That's a go.
Alpha Zulu 6-8-9er, that is a go.
Here we go.
Bird's away.
We have visual confirmation of the missile.
It's on target...
approaching...
May our children forgive us.
5 seconds to impact.
3...
2...
1...
Oh, yeah, it's a hit!
[Sighs]
Lock it down!
I said lock it down!
Can I confirm that the target was destroyed?
Get the tank commander on the line.
I want confirmation that the target was destroyed.
Yes, sir. Red Arrow Alpha 9er 7-2-3,
can you read?
[Static]
Repeat, Commander, you're breaking up.
We have lost visual.
Roger that.
We're looking for confirmation.
We got the bastards.
Yeah! Good job, everyone.
Congratulations.
[Applause And Cheering]
Commander, do you have visual?
I repeat, we need visual confirmation.
Has the target been destroyed?
Negative.
Target remains.
I repeat...
target remains.
Call the other planes back.
One of the bombers might have more luck.
Sir, we shouldn't just give up on this!
I said call them back.
Abort.
All right, abort mission.
Issue the abort codes right away.
This is an abort. Full abort.
Do you read? Abort mission right away.
[Helicopter Whirs]
Jasmine?
Yes. Yes!
You're late.
Well, you know I like to make an entrance.
Right this way.
Where are we going?
Right through there, sir.
Mr. President,
your wife is resting comfortably
at the moment.
Great.
Perhaps if we had gotten to her earlier--
Hey, there she is. Go on.
She doesn't look too good.
Your wife is bleeding internally,
Mr. President. Perhaps if we'd
gotten to her earlier--
Wait a minute. What are you saying?
We can't stop the bleeding.
If we'd...
There's nothing we can do for her.
Patricia: We were worried.
We didn't know where you were.
I didn't know where I was either.
You got bigger, I think.
I did?
Mm-hmm.
Just keep growing and growing.
I can't...
Hey.
Can you, uh, wait outside for a little bit
so Mom can get a rest?
Hey. Come on, munchkin.
[Moans]
I'm so sorry that I didn't come home
when you asked me to.
Ohh...
It's OK.
The doctors...
think that you're...
gonna be just fine.
Liar.
[Speaking Softly]
Is Mommy sleeping now?
Yeah...
Mommy's sleeping.
Hey.
[Crash]
David!
What the hell are you doing?
I'm making a mess!
Yeah, this I can see.
We gotta burn the rain forest,
dump toxic waste,
pollute the air, and rip up the ozone,
'cause maybe if we
screw this planet up enough...
they won't want it anymore.
Wait, wait, wait. David, David!
Don't do this to yourself.
Listen to me.
Are you listening to me?
Everyone loses faith
at some point in their life.
David, look at myself.
I haven't spoken to God since your mother died.
Yes.
But see, sometimes,
we have to remember what we still have.
Like what?
Well...
you still have your health.
Come on, David, David. You need your rest.
Come on. Get off this freezing concrete floor
before you catch cold.
Come on.
What did you just say?
You mean about faith?
Well, you see,
a man can live his entire life--
After that. The other part.
What? What?
I don't want you to catch cold.
Duh!
What is that?
What's the matter with you?
Genius.
Genius?
My dad--a total genius.
Jim, wake up.
We got work to do.
Get everybody down here right away.
What?
Look at that.
Wow! Does that thing
really fly in outer space?
It most certainly does.
Sure doesn't look like it.
Hey, they're here.
All right, Connie, what's this all about?
I have no idea.
Get everybody off of it.
All right, everybody, clear the platform.
Let's go. Come on, come on.
Major Mitchell,
do you have a pistol?
- What? - You got a gun?
Sergeant, your sidearm.
See that, uh, Coke can
on top of the alien craft?
Think you can shoot that thing off?
Do it. Shoot it.
Sir?
Go ahead.
[Cocks Gun]
[Bullet Ricocheting]
Steven: What the hell are you doing?
I'm sorry. My fault.
My fault.
That Coke can was protected by the craft's shield,
and we can't penetrate their defenses.
We know that already. What's your point?
Right. My point is,
if we can't beat their defenses,
then we gotta get around them.
Major, one more time. Anytime.
[Takes Deep Breath]
How did you do that?
I gave it a cold.
I gave it a virus.
A computer virus.
Are you telling us
you can send out a signal
that will disable all their shields?
That's right.
Just like they used our satellites against us,
we can use their own signal against them.
If we plant a virus into that mother ship,
it's gonna then filter down
into all the corresponding ships below.
I--I'm sorry. I don't understand.
Just how, exactly,
do we infect the mother ship
with this virus?
Well...
we're going to, uh...
have to, um, ahem,
fly their alien craft out of our atmosphere
and dock with it.
We can enter here,
as shown in these satellite photos.
We then upload the virus.
We then set off some kind of explosion,
which will disable it,
and that'll disorient the smaller ships below,
and that could buy, I think, at least some time
to, uh...
to take 'em--
take 'em out.
Take 'em down.
Do your...
do your stuff.
This is ridiculous.
How long would their shields be down?
Uh...
I don't know. A matter of minutes.
You want us to coordinate
a massive worldwide counterstrike
with a window of only a few minutes?
With the shields down, that might be possible.
Oh, please.
We don't have the manpower
or the resources
to launch that kind of a campaign.
Not to mention
that this whole cockamamie plan
is dependent on a machine
that no one in this world
is qualified to operate.
I wouldn't say that, sir.
I've seen these things in action,
and I'm well aware of their maneuvering capabilities.
With your permission, General,
I'd like the opportunity to try.
That thing is a wreck.
Crash-landed back in the fifties.
We don't even know
if it's capable of flying.
Jim, uh, remove the clamps.
[Clicking]
Any questions?
Let's do it.
Mitchell: You heard the president.
Let's get this thing prepped and ready.
Good luck, pilot.
Thank you, Mr. President.
A virus.
Your idea.
That's right.
You really think
you can fly that thing?
You really think
you can do all that bullshit you just said?
Hoo.
I understand you are upset
over the death of your wife,
but that's no excuse
for making another fatal mistake.
The only mistake I ever made
was to appoint a sniveling little weasel like you
as secretary of defense.
I don't think you understand--
However, that is one mistake I'm thankful to say
that I don't have to live with.
Mr. President--
Mr. Nimziki...you're fired.
Let's organize every plane we can find
and get us some goddamn pilots to fly 'em.
Yes, sir.
He can't do that.
Well, he just, uh...
did.
Command has attempted
to compile a list of casualties and losses,
but information is sketchy at best.
Well, we know we've lost
the Belgian contingent in the Sinai.
There's a strong possibility
there may be more reinforcements
hiding in the Golan Strait.
[Speaking Arabic]
What the hell's he saying?
It seems they're getting a signal.
Old Morse code.
[Speaking Arabic]
[Morse Code On Radio]
It's from the Americans.
They want to organize a counteroffensive.
It's about bloody time.
What do they plan to do?
[Speaking Russian]
[Speaking Japanese]
We have confirmed reports of combat-ready divisions
in Europe, the Middle East, and Asia.
That's impressive,
considering it's all being done with, uh...
Morse code.
Are our forces here?
We have sufficient aircraft
for the battle plan, but...
But what, General?
Pilots are coming up short.
Well, then find 'em.
TV: Ham radio operators from New York toJapan
trade rumors of military forces in hiding,
unwilling to reveal themselves for fear of annihilation...
P.A.: What we're planning at this time
is to launch a counteroffensive.
However, with our depleted manpower,
we're asking that anyone
with any flight experience come forward.
Military training is preferable,
but anyone who can fly a plane would be useful.
I can fly.
I'm a pilot.
All right, guys, listen up.
Mitchell: All right, pay close attention.
These F-18s are very different
than the jets you've piloted before.
It's kind of strong.
You'll have to forgive the expression,
but you're about to get
a crash course in modern avionics.
Ugh! Keep it coming. Keep it coming.
OK. You got it.
All right, listen up. Before we can begin,
we're going to have to get
a little background information
on your flight experience.
Uh, let's start with you.
Who, me?
Uh...
Well, I'm, uh, ahem, Russell Casse, sir.
Um...and, uh,
after 'Nam, I, uh, got into crop-dusting.
And, uh, been doing that ever since.
Oh, and on a, uh, personal note, sir,
I'd just like to add that, uh...
ever since I was kidnapped by aliens
10 years ago,
I've been dying for some payback,
and I just want you to know that, uh,
I won't let you down.
You have one tactical nuclear missile
we're loading into this launcher
we're installing under the right wing.
This is the firing mechanism,
to be attached to the ship's main console.
Just like the Amraam launch pad on the Stealth.
Except the nuke will not detonate at impact.
You'll have 30 seconds to get your asses
out of there.
Good luck, gentlemen.
30 seconds.
Tell me. Tell me.
It was the strongest radio transmitter
we could get. It'll tell us
when you've uploaded the virus.
30 seconds. Don't you think that's cutting it
a little too close?
Oh, we're gonna be well on our way back home
before we shoot that thing off.
Why you?
David!
I don't--Excuse me.
I don't understand
why you can't show someone else
how to plant the virus, someone who is trained--
No, no. Something may go wrong.
I may have to think quickly,
adjust the signal.
Who knows?
Hey, you know how, like, I'm always trying
to save the planet?
Here's my chance.
Now he gets ambitious.
It's too tight.
Well, I had to borrow it.
Let me see. OK. I guess that's good enough.
So, how do I look?
Oh, thank you. You're a lot of help.
You're late.
Well, you know me.
I know. You like to make a big entrance.
Let me help you.
Um, listen...
before we do this,
I just want to say I'm sorry.
Sorry for what, babe?
I should have done this a long time ago.
Do you have the ring?
Uh, yes, sir.
Here. Make yourself useful. [Pat Pat]
Ow.
Witnesses?
- Uh... - Um...
Sorry. We got hung up.
Well, let's get this show on the road.
Dearly beloved,
we're gathered here in the sight of God
and in the presence of these witnesses
to join this man and this woman
in holy matrimony.
Any person who can show good cause
why these two should not wed,
please speak now, or forever hold your peace.
Steve, will you take this woman to be your wedded wife,
to live together with her
in the holy state of matrimony?
Will you love her, comfort her,
honor and keep her in sickness and in health?
And, forsaking all others, keep yourself only for her
as long as you both shall live?
I will.
Whew.
Good morning.
They're a little young.
That they are.
They look a little nervous.
I'm gonna need all flight crews
to report to their designated areas immediately.
Major, can I borrow that?
Sir.
Good morning.
[Feedback]
Good morning.
In less than an hour, aircraft from here
will join others from around the world,
and you will be launching the largest aerial battle
in the history of mankind.
Mankind. That word should have new meaning
for all of us today.
We can't be consumed
by our petty differences anymore.
We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps it's fate that today is the 4th ofJuly,
and you will once again be fighting for our freedom...
not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution...
but from annihilation.
We are fighting for our right to live.
To exist.
And should we win the day...
the Fourth ofJuly will no longer be known
as an American holiday...
but as the day when the world declared in one voice,
we will not go quietly into the night!
We will not vanish without a fight!
We're going to live on!
We're going to survive!
Today we celebrate our independence day!
[Cheering]
Let's go!
Mr. President, right this way, sir.
We got your gear over here.
I got a jumpsuit for you,
and the rest of your gear's squared away in this duffel.
You got your choice of helmets.
Mr. President, I'd sure like to know
what you're doing.
I'm a combat pilot, Will.
I belong in the air.
OK, sir. Let's get you airborne.
Right over here.
You know, as soon as I get back,
we're gonna light those fireworks, right?
Julius: Here.
Take these.
Just in case.
Where's--Where's, um...
Just in case.
I'm very proud of you.
So be careful, OK?
It's time.
I love you.
Oh, damn!
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait.
We got to find some cigars.
Here! Here!
Take these.
My last two.
You are a lifesaver.
Almost put a hex on the whole damn thing.
Computer: Missile launched.
Oh, crap!
What--What did I hit?
I picked a hell of a day to quit drinking.
This is our victory dance.
Not until the fat lady sings.
Oh! Yes. OK.
This is important.
Mm. Fat lady.
I gotcha.
Open launch tunnel.
Shaky, huh?
Is it gonna do this the whole way?
Just make sure
your seat backs and tray tables
are in their upright and locked position.
Yeah--Is it?
Let's rock 'n' roll.
Oh!
Aah!
[Steven Chuckles]
Oops.
Oops? What does that mean?
What do you mean--
Nah. I--I got it.
Some jerk didn't put the...
I know what I mean when I say it.
What do you mean saying " oops" there?
What do you say we try that one again, huh?
Yes, yes.
Yes, without the " oops."
There's the...thataway.
- Oof! - Ooh...
- Whaa...Hoo! - Aah...Oh!
I have got to get me one of these!
No--No. What was that? Don't do that.
Just trying to get a feel for the old girl,
that's all.
Oh, no--no, don't. Leave her alone.
Look! No hands.
Steve!
Ha ha ha ha!
You're all secured, sir.
Grey, do you read me?
Roger, Eagle One.
Your primary target has shifted course.
Which way are they headed?
I think our secret's out. They're headed straight for us.
ETA 26 minutes.
[Groaning]
Still with me over there?
What the hell was I thinking?
[Groaning]
I've been waiting for this my whole life.
Head straight for it.
[Whoosh]
What the hell...
Don't touch them! No, no, don't!
I was counting on this.
They are bringing us in.
When the hell was you gonna tell me?
Oops.
We're going to have to work
on our communication.
We have visual.
Do not engage until we've confirmed
the package has been delivered.
Roger.
Major, what happens
if--if that thing gets here...
before the virus is planted?
Well, ma'am,
this facility's buried deep within the mountain.
It should provide us some protection.
Great. What about the people outside?
Lieutenant Sayle, we got incoming.
Oh, my God.
Look at that.
There must be thousands of them,
millions of them.
What the hell are they doing?
Looks like they're preparing an invasion.
Hey, I don't like this.
This is stupid. They can see us!
Oh, no, no, no.
This thing comes fully loaded.
AM-FM radio, reclining bucket seats, and...
power windows.
Come on, baby.
[Sigh Of Relief]
We're in.
Oh.
[David Muttering]
Oh, do it. Do it.
Do it.
Sir, he's uploading the virus.
Eagle One, the package is being delivered.
Stand by to engage.
Roger. Eagle One. Check left.
Hey, listen up.
We have an emergency situation.
We need everyone to grab everything they can.
Only what you can carry.
We need to get you inside immediately.
The virus is in.
All we can do now is...pray.
Delivery complete. Engage.
Delivery complete. It's a go. It's a go.
Eagle One. Fox Three.
Gentlemen, this is it.
Come on. Come on. Come on.
God.
Virus ineffective. Disengage.
Get your people out of there.
Commander: Disengage. Rear flank, follow suit.
Whitmore: Hold on, Command.
I want another shot at it.
Sir, I strongly recommend you disengage.
Eagle One.
Fox Three.
Direct hit!
Commander: Squadron leaders, fire at will! Fire at will!
Fire at will!
We're going in. Squadron leaders, take point.
Eagle Six at seven.
Eagle Five at three.
Eagle One...
Fox Two!
Eagle 20. Fox Two!
Evasive maneuvers!
Squadron leaders, evasive maneuvers!
Prepare to engage!
Casse: All right, Mr. President, here we go!
All right, baby, I've got you.
Casse: Payback's a bitch, ain't it?
OK,job's done. Let's go home.
Gladly.
What's up?
We're stuck.
What?
It's not responding. It's stuck.
Then try again.
Come on! Come on!
Steve! Steve!
Hey, what the hell are you doing?
It's not me.
They're overriding the system.
Oh...shit!
Um...
hide.
Everybody hold someone's hand.
Hold hands!
Come on in.
[Praying In Hebrew]
I'm notJewish.
Nobody's perfect.
[Praying]
God!
Where are they?
[Explosions Outside]
This could be our last night on Earth.
I--I don't want to die a virgin.
If we do...
we'll both die virgins.
But at least we'll be together.
[Big Explosion]
Are you scared?
Me, too.
Eagle Seven. Fox Two.
Eagle Three. Fox Two.
We're running out of missiles, sir.
We're just not causing enough damage.
It's settling directly over us.
They're preparing to fire their primary weapon!
Then let's take it out before it takes us out.
Target at 12 o'clock.
My God, they're everywhere.
Bandits on our tail! They're locked on!
I see 'em!
All right, squadron leaders, I want weapons check.
[Giving Instructions]
You're outta time!
You've gotta disable it now!
I'm in range. Locking on.
I've got tone. Eagle One. Fox Two!
That is a negative impact.
That is an N.I. Negative impact.
I'm out of missiles. Eagle Two!
I'm on it.
Oh! Oh!Jesus!
Sir, all missiles have been fired.
You're out of time!
Get your ass out of there!
We're not done yet!
Get as far away as you can!
Doesn't anyone have any missiles left?
Russell: Sorry I'm late, Mr. President!
Kinda got hung up back there.
Pilot, you armed?
Armed and ready, sir.
I'm packin'.
Who is that guy?
Put him on speaker.
Pilot, identify yourself.
It's me. Russell Casse, sir.
I told you I wouldn't let you down.
Just keep those guys off me for a few more seconds,
will ya?
Commander: OK. Echo-9er, Echo-7.
Take flanking positions.
I want you to look after this guy.
All right, boys, let's give Mr. Casse some cover.
Gentlemen... let's plow the road!
We'll draw 'em off, and it'll be all yours!
Russell: Whoa-hoo! Look out! Comin' through!
I've got tone.
[Beeping]
Eagle 20. Fox Two.
It's jammed!
It won't fire.
Damn it!
Do me a favor.
Tell my children...
I love them very much.
All right, you alien assholes!
In the words of my generation...
up yours!
Dad! What's he doing?
Russell: Come on, baby!
Come on, baby! Come on!
Good luck, buddy.
[Russell Laughs]
Hello, boys!
I'm back!
He did it!
The son of a bitch did it!
All right!
What your father did was very brave.
You should be proud of him.
I am.
Now we know how to take them out, General.
Spread the word.
Get on the wire
to every squadron around the world.
Tell 'em how to bring those sons of bitches down.
What do you think?
Checkmate.
Wow, it's funny.
I always thought that things like these
would kill me.
[Opens Lighter]
Thank you.
It's been a pleasure.
Steve, you, too.
There's only one thing left to do.
Ready?
Yes, sir.
Hey! All right!
Hey, hey!
Look at us!
Take a look at the Earthlings.
Good-bye!
Y'all take care, all right?
Nothin' but love for ya.
Do you think they have any clue
what's about to happen to 'em?
Oh, not a chance in hell.
Good night.
[Static]
[Laughing]
Peace!
Ohh!
We're loose.
Can you get us out of here
in 30 seconds?
I ain't heard no fat lady!
Forget the fat lady.
You're obsessed with the fat lady.
Drive us outta here.
Ohh! They're chasing us.
Oh, really? You think?
Oh, that was a hit. I took a hit.
We're not hit! We're not hit!
Stop side-seat driving.
Left, left. Tunnel, tunnel.
Exit, exit. Left!
Where the hell do you think I'm going?
Ok, we-we-we're, uh...
Uh-oh, they're closing up on us.
Is that closing?
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Must go faster. Must go faster.
- Go, go, go, go! - Aaaaahh!
Aaaaahh!
Aah!
Elvis has left the building!
[Imitating Elvis] Thank you very much.
Ohh! I love you, man.
[Cheering]
[Cheering And Applause]
They're going down all over the world, Tom.
We got 'em beat.
How about our two delivery boys?
Any word from them?
We lost contact
with Captain Hiller and Levinson
nearly 20 minutes ago.
Commander #1: Hold it!
Hold on, sir.
I've got something on radar.
Sorry, sir.
Good job.
Thank you.
Well done, Captain.
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
David...
not bad.
Thank you, Mr. President.
Not too bad at all.
Oh, so this is healthy?
Oh, I could get used to it.
Happy 4th ofJuly, Daddy.
Same to you, munchkin.
Didn't I promise you fireworks?
Yeah.