1 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:41,846 (MUSIC FADING UP) 2 00:00:42,200 --> 00:00:45,204 (LOOKING GLASS' "BRANDY [YOU'RE A FINE GIRL]" PLAYING) 3 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:11,241 There's a girl in this harbor town 4 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:14,370 And she works layin' whiskey down 5 00:01:15,080 --> 00:01:18,880 They say, "Brandy, fetch another round" 6 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:22,010 And she serves them whiskey and wine 7 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:26,211 The sailors say "Brandy, you're a fine girl" 8 00:01:26,360 --> 00:01:30,160 "What a good wife you would be" 9 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:31,400 (LAUGHING) 10 00:01:31,480 --> 00:01:32,686 (MUSIC CONTINUES AND FADES) 11 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,160 - EGO: Come on! - MEREDITH: (YELPS) Slow down! 12 00:01:43,240 --> 00:01:45,242 This way, my river lily! Come on! 13 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:49,201 Where are you taking me? 14 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:50,282 Come on, come on. 15 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,723 Look. Look! 16 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:54,888 (GASPS) Oh, it's beautiful! 17 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:57,042 EGO: I was afraid it wouldn't take to the soil... 18 00:01:57,240 --> 00:01:58,526 but it rooted quickly. 19 00:01:58,720 --> 00:02:01,291 And soon, it'll be everywhere. 20 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:04,520 All across the universe. 21 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:05,601 (MEREDITH GIGGLES) 22 00:02:05,880 --> 00:02:07,882 Well, I don't know what you're talking about... 23 00:02:08,040 --> 00:02:09,644 but I like the way you say it. 24 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,491 (SIGHS) My heart is yours... 25 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:14,204 Meredith Quill. 26 00:02:15,400 --> 00:02:18,720 I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman. 27 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:20,325 (MUSIC FADING UP, "BRANDY (YOU'RE A FINE GIRL") 28 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:36,325 (SONG CONTINUES) 29 00:02:48,280 --> 00:02:49,406 (SONG ENDS) 30 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:13,488 - Showtime, a-holes! - (DEVICE BEEPS) 31 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,441 It will be here any minute. 32 00:03:16,600 --> 00:03:18,364 Which will be its loss. 33 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:19,971 I thought your thing was a sword? 34 00:03:20,200 --> 00:03:22,282 We've been hired to stop an interdimensional beast... 35 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:25,125 from feeding on those batteries, and I'm gonna stop it with a sword? 36 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:27,320 It's just, swords were your thing and guns were mine. 37 00:03:27,400 --> 00:03:30,131 But I guess we're both doing guns now. I just didn't know that. 38 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:33,648 Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's aero-rigs? 39 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,120 It hurts. 40 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:36,167 It hurts? 41 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,485 I have sensitive nipples. 42 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:40,562 (ROCKET LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) 43 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,331 "My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!" 44 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:45,050 What about him? What's he doing? 45 00:03:45,240 --> 00:03:47,766 I'm finishing this so we can listen to tunes while we work. 46 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:49,160 How is that a priority? 47 00:03:49,320 --> 00:03:51,687 Blame Quill. He's the one who loves music so much. 48 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,444 No, I actually agree with Drax on this. 49 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,011 That's hardly important right now. 50 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,447 Oh, okay. Sure, Quill. 51 00:03:57,680 --> 00:04:00,524 No, seriously, I side with Drax. 52 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:04,162 No, I understand that. You're being very serious right now. 53 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:06,370 I can clearly see you winking. 54 00:04:06,760 --> 00:04:08,760 Damn it. I'm using my left eye? 55 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:09,841 (ORLONI SCREECHING) 56 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,161 (BABY GROOT ROARING) 57 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:16,166 I am Groot. 58 00:04:16,400 --> 00:04:18,448 - They were not looking at you funny. - (DEVICE BEEPING RAPIDLY) 59 00:04:21,760 --> 00:04:22,886 (GROWLS) 60 00:04:23,040 --> 00:04:24,804 Well, that's intense. 61 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:32,246 (YELLING) 62 00:04:43,200 --> 00:04:45,885 (ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA'S "MR. BLUE SKY" PLAYING) 63 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:18,888 (QUILL GROANING) 64 00:05:27,200 --> 00:05:28,201 Groot! 65 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:35,408 (DRAX GROANING) 66 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,206 (GRUNTS) 67 00:05:43,600 --> 00:05:45,921 Groot, get out of the way! You're gonna get hurt! 68 00:05:46,080 --> 00:05:47,081 Hi. 69 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,290 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 70 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,329 (DRAX YELPING) 71 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:03,841 (DRAX SIGHS) 72 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:09,401 (DRAX GRUNTS) 73 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:13,291 (GRUNTS) 74 00:06:29,520 --> 00:06:31,807 No! Spit it out! 75 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,121 Come on! 76 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:37,531 Disgusting! 77 00:06:39,120 --> 00:06:41,009 (BABY GROOT GROWLING) 78 00:06:54,680 --> 00:06:56,170 (SCREAMING) 79 00:07:02,040 --> 00:07:03,565 (ROCKET YELLING) 80 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:05,491 (ROCKET SCREAMING) 81 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:27,880 (GROANS) 82 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:28,960 (MUSIC STOPS) 83 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:30,040 (BABY GROOT YELLING) 84 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:31,121 (GRUNTING) 85 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:42,044 The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside. 86 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:44,244 I must cut through it from the inside. 87 00:07:44,520 --> 00:07:45,407 Huh? 88 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,046 - (LAUGHING) - No, no! Drax, wait a minute! 89 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,008 Drax! 90 00:07:50,880 --> 00:07:51,881 (DRAX YELLING) 91 00:07:58,880 --> 00:08:00,211 What is he doing? 92 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:03,091 He said the skin is too thick to be pierced from the outside, so he... 93 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:05,083 - That doesn't make any sense! - I tried telling him that! 94 00:08:05,240 --> 00:08:07,720 Skin is the same level of thickness from the inside as from the outside! 95 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,490 I realize that. 96 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:10,681 (YELLING) 97 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:15,402 There is a cut on its neck. 98 00:08:15,560 --> 00:08:17,801 Rocket, get it to look up. 99 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,725 Hey, you giant Sea-Monkey! Up here! 100 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:23,921 (GRUNTING) 101 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:33,090 Watch it, Quill! 102 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,440 (SCREAMING) 103 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:42,281 (GRUNTS) 104 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:46,204 (QUILL AND ROCKET YELPING) 105 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:57,000 (GRUNTS) 106 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:58,411 (YELLING) 107 00:09:01,560 --> 00:09:02,891 (CREATURE GROANING) 108 00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,650 (DRAX GRUNTING) 109 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,560 (DRAX LAUGHING) 110 00:09:19,920 --> 00:09:24,160 Yes! I have single-handedly vanquished the beast! (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 111 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:28,361 What? 112 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,171 (GRUNTS SOFTLY) 113 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:39,725 What are they called again? 114 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:41,526 Anulax batteries. 115 00:09:41,840 --> 00:09:44,047 Harbulary batteries. 116 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,521 That's nothing like what I just said. 117 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:48,330 But they're worth thousands of units apiece... 118 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:50,522 which is why the Sovereign hired us to protect them. 119 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:54,207 Careful what you say around these folks. They're easily offended. 120 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,004 The cost of transgression is death. 121 00:09:57,520 --> 00:10:01,491 AYESHA: We thank you, Guardians, for putting your lives on the line. 122 00:10:01,640 --> 00:10:05,645 We could not risk the lives of our own Sovereign citizens. 123 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:10,246 Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community. 124 00:10:10,520 --> 00:10:13,649 Impeccable, both physically and mentally. 125 00:10:13,840 --> 00:10:16,080 We control the DNA of our progeny... 126 00:10:16,160 --> 00:10:18,367 germinating them in birthing pods. 127 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:22,162 I guess I prefer to make people the old-fashioned way. 128 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:25,728 Perhaps someday, you could give me a history lesson... 129 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,523 in the archaic ways of our ancestors. 130 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,682 For academic purposes. 131 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,769 I would be honored, yes. 132 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:35,922 In the name of research... 133 00:10:36,080 --> 00:10:38,606 I think that could be pretty, uh... 134 00:10:38,760 --> 00:10:40,046 repulsive. 135 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,251 I'm not into that kind of casual... 136 00:10:42,480 --> 00:10:43,527 Oh, please. 137 00:10:43,680 --> 00:10:47,002 Your people promised something in exchange for our services. 138 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,446 Bring it... 139 00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:50,250 and we shall gladly be on our way. 140 00:10:56,320 --> 00:10:57,924 (GRUNTS) 141 00:11:04,160 --> 00:11:06,606 Family reunion. Yay. 142 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:09,206 I understand she is your sister. 143 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:13,570 She's worth no more to me than the bounty due for her on Xandar. 144 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:18,204 Our soldiers apprehended her attempting to steal the batteries. 145 00:11:19,240 --> 00:11:21,129 Do with her as you please. 146 00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:22,766 (NEBULA GRUNTS) 147 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,449 We thank you, High Priestess Ayesha. 148 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:29,411 What is your heritage, Mr. Quill? 149 00:11:32,680 --> 00:11:34,091 My mother is from Earth. 150 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,169 And your father? 151 00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,804 He ain't from Missouri. That's all I know. 152 00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,291 I see it within you. 153 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:46,003 An unorthodox genealogy. 154 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:50,410 A hybrid that seems particularly... 155 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:52,970 reckless. 156 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:57,044 You know, they told me you people were conceited douchebags... 157 00:11:58,400 --> 00:12:00,482 - but that isn't true at all. - (CROWD GASPS) 158 00:12:04,800 --> 00:12:05,642 ROCKET: Oh, shit. 159 00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:07,968 I'm using my wrong eye again, aren't I? 160 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,401 I'm sorry. That was meant to be behind your back. 161 00:12:12,520 --> 00:12:14,170 Count yourself blessed they didn't kill you. 162 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,084 You're telling me. 163 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,447 - You wanna buy some batteries? - (LAUGHING) 164 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,241 (SHUSHING) 165 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,926 (ALIOTTA HAYNES JEREMIAH'S "LAKE SHORE DRIVE" PLAYING) 166 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,600 ROCKET: All right, let's get baldy to Xandar 167 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:34,125 and collect that bounty. 168 00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:37,490 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 169 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:17,644 (MUSIC CONTINUES IN BACKGROUND) 170 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,361 (SIGHS) 171 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:28,408 That stuff about my father... 172 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,682 Who does she think she is? 173 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,161 I know you're sensitive about that. 174 00:13:33,320 --> 00:13:35,402 I'm not sensitive about it. I just don't know who he is. 175 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:40,090 Sorry if it seemed like I was flirting with the High Priestess. 176 00:13:40,560 --> 00:13:41,925 I wasn't. 177 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:44,202 I don't care if you were. 178 00:13:44,360 --> 00:13:46,169 Well, I feel like you do care. 179 00:13:46,320 --> 00:13:48,561 That's why I'm apologizing. So, sorry! 180 00:13:48,880 --> 00:13:50,962 Gamora is not the one for you, Quill. 181 00:13:51,880 --> 00:13:53,006 Damn shadow. 182 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,200 There are two types of beings in the universe... 183 00:13:55,280 --> 00:13:57,044 those who dance, and those who do not. 184 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,090 Mmm-hmm. 185 00:13:59,440 --> 00:14:01,442 I first met my beloved at a war rally. 186 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:02,600 Oh, God. 187 00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:05,524 Everyone in the village flailed about, dancing. 188 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:07,250 Except one woman. 189 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:09,045 My Ovette. 190 00:14:09,840 --> 00:14:11,888 I knew immediately she was the one for me. 191 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,646 The most melodic song in the world could be playing. 192 00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:17,567 She wouldn't even tap her foot. 193 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:20,528 Wouldn't move a muscle. 194 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:23,411 One might assume she was dead. 195 00:14:23,560 --> 00:14:24,971 That does sound pretty hot. 196 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,211 It would make my nether regions engorge. 197 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,249 Okay. I get it, yes. 198 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,323 I'm a dancer, Gamora is not. 199 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,927 You just need to find a woman who is pathetic... like you. 200 00:14:37,240 --> 00:14:38,241 Mmm. 201 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,165 I'm hungry. Hand me some of that yaro root. 202 00:14:44,360 --> 00:14:45,805 No. It's not ripe yet... 203 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,007 and I hate you. 204 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,480 You hate me? 205 00:14:48,640 --> 00:14:51,371 You left me there while you stole that stone for yourself. 206 00:14:51,520 --> 00:14:53,602 And yet here you stand, a hero. 207 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,565 I will be free of these shackles soon enough, and I will kill you. 208 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,326 I swear. 209 00:14:58,480 --> 00:14:59,606 No. 210 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:01,560 You're gonna live out the rest of your days 211 00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:03,165 in a prison on Xandar... 212 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,651 wishing you could. 213 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,242 - (GRUNTS) - (ALARM BLARING) 214 00:15:11,600 --> 00:15:12,681 QUILL: This is weird. 215 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,524 We've got a Sovereign fleet approaching from the rear. 216 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:15,721 GAMORA: Why would they do that? 217 00:15:15,880 --> 00:15:17,325 Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries. 218 00:15:17,520 --> 00:15:18,362 Dude! 219 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,040 Right. 220 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,280 He didn't steal some of those. 221 00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,124 I don't know why they're after us. What a mystery this is. 222 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,651 - (QUILL GRUNTS) - (GAMORA YELPS) 223 00:15:24,840 --> 00:15:26,365 (WHIMPERS) 224 00:15:32,840 --> 00:15:33,841 (GRUNTS) 225 00:15:34,360 --> 00:15:36,203 What were you thinking? 226 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,600 Dude, they were really easy to steal! 227 00:15:37,760 --> 00:15:39,205 - That's your defense? - Come on! 228 00:15:39,360 --> 00:15:41,647 You saw how that High Priestess talked down to us. 229 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,529 Now I'm teaching her a lesson! 230 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:46,926 Oh, I didn't realize your motivation was altruism. 231 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,520 It's really a shame the Sovereign have mistaken your intentions... 232 00:15:49,600 --> 00:15:51,204 - and they're trying to kill us. - Exactly! 233 00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:53,124 I was being sarcastic! 234 00:15:53,280 --> 00:15:54,361 Oh, no! 235 00:15:54,520 --> 00:15:55,640 You're supposed to use a sarcastic voice! 236 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:56,767 Now I look foolish! 237 00:15:57,200 --> 00:16:00,608 Can we put the bickering on hold until after we survive this massive space battle? 238 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,530 - QUILL: More incoming! - ROCKET: Good! 239 00:16:02,680 --> 00:16:04,170 I wanna kill some guys! 240 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:05,721 (ROCKET YELLING) 241 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,721 (CONTINUES YELLING) 242 00:16:12,040 --> 00:16:13,405 GAMORA: You're not killing anyone. 243 00:16:13,560 --> 00:16:15,085 All those ships are remotely piloted. 244 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:18,401 (GRUNTS) 245 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,487 Damn it! 246 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,643 (EXCITED CHATTER) 247 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:32,163 What is the delay, Admiral? 248 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:36,405 High Priestess, the batteries, they are exceptionally combustible... 249 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:37,721 and could destroy the entire fleet. 250 00:16:37,880 --> 00:16:40,611 Our concern is their slight against our people. 251 00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:44,449 We hired them and they steal from us. 252 00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:46,925 It is heresy of the highest order. 253 00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:50,922 All command modules... 254 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,686 fire with the intent to kill. 255 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,481 (GRUNTS) 256 00:17:03,080 --> 00:17:04,809 What's the nearest habitable planet? 257 00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,165 It's called Berhert. 258 00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:09,050 - How many jumps? - Only one. 259 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,204 But the access point is 47 clicks away. 260 00:17:12,360 --> 00:17:15,204 And you have to go through that quantum asteroid field. 261 00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:25,960 Quill, to make it through that... 262 00:17:26,120 --> 00:17:27,690 you'd have to be the greatest pilot in the universe. 263 00:17:27,840 --> 00:17:28,887 Lucky for us, I... 264 00:17:29,120 --> 00:17:30,485 I am. 265 00:17:43,280 --> 00:17:44,008 ROCKET: What are you doing? 266 00:17:44,280 --> 00:17:46,328 I've been flying this rig since I was 10 years old. 267 00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:49,404 I was cybernetically engineered to pilot a spacecraft. 268 00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,325 You were cybernetically engineered to be a douchebag! 269 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:53,807 Stop it. 270 00:17:53,960 --> 00:17:55,644 Later on tonight, you're gonna be laying down in your bed... 271 00:17:55,840 --> 00:17:57,842 and there's gonna be something squishy in your pillow case. 272 00:17:58,000 --> 00:17:59,240 And you're gonna be like, "What's this?" 273 00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:01,169 And it's gonna be because I put a turd in there! 274 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,082 You put your turd in my bed, I shave you. 275 00:18:05,320 --> 00:18:06,810 Oh, it won't be my turd. 276 00:18:06,960 --> 00:18:08,325 It will be Drax's. 277 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:09,441 (DRAX LAUGHING) 278 00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:12,644 I have famously huge turds. 279 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,526 We're about to die, and this is what we're discussing? 280 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,001 ROCKET: Son of a... 281 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,611 QUILL: Dude! Seriously! 282 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:22,201 ROCKET: Hey! Let me... 283 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:23,361 (GRUNTING) 284 00:18:25,680 --> 00:18:28,080 - (DRAX GRUNTING) - (SCREAMING) 285 00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,367 - (ROCKET GRUNTING) - (BABY GROOT YELPING) 286 00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,560 (GROANS) 287 00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:37,926 Idiots! 288 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,120 Well, that's what you get 289 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:40,645 - when Quill flies. - (GROWLS) 290 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,285 - (GRUNTS) - Ow! 291 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,727 We still have a Sovereign craft behind us. 292 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,483 Our weapons are down. 293 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,722 20 clicks to the jump! 294 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:55,562 Hold on. 295 00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,401 (GASPS) 296 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:08,128 It's not ripe. 297 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,202 Come on, Zylak. You can do this. 298 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:20,846 (GRUNTS) 299 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,404 ALL: (CHEERING) Yes! 300 00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:26,602 15 clicks to the jump! 301 00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:28,206 ALL: Come on! 302 00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,490 Keep going! 303 00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:39,805 (YELLING) 304 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,481 (ALL GASP) 305 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,926 10 clicks! 306 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,329 Die, spaceship! 307 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:54,606 - (GROANS) - (ALL GASP) 308 00:19:56,120 --> 00:19:57,406 You suck, Zylak. 309 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,607 Typical. 310 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,247 Five clicks! 311 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,645 Son of a... 312 00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,923 They went around the field! 313 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,882 (SOVEREIGN PILOTS SCREAMING) 314 00:20:26,280 --> 00:20:28,487 Someone destroyed all our ships! 315 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,880 What? 316 00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,569 Who? 317 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:37,045 GAMORA: One click! 318 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:40,009 - What is that? - Who cares? 319 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:41,446 That's the jump point! Go! 320 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:46,929 It's a guy. 321 00:20:52,480 --> 00:20:53,481 (DRAX SCREAMING) 322 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:54,882 Oh, my God. 323 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,485 He's still out there? 324 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,281 (DRAX CONTINUES SCREAMING) 325 00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:07,681 (GRUNTS) 326 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,361 (STRAINING) 327 00:21:10,520 --> 00:21:12,488 - (YELPS) - (SCREAMING) 328 00:21:14,320 --> 00:21:15,481 (STRAINING) 329 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,801 QUILL: Groot, put your seatbelt on! 330 00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,887 Prepare for a really bad landing! 331 00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:35,681 (GAMORA CONTINUES STRAINING) 332 00:21:36,360 --> 00:21:37,521 (DRAX GRUNTING) 333 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:06,047 (BIRDS SQUAWKING) 334 00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,170 (LAUGHING) 335 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,528 That was awesome! 336 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:13,921 Yes! 337 00:22:16,080 --> 00:22:17,366 GAMORA: Look at this! 338 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,724 Where is the other half of our ship? 339 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:20,881 QUILL: My ship. 340 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,761 GAMORA: Either one of you could have gotten us through that field... 341 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:27,650 had you flown with what's between your ears instead of what's between your legs! 342 00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:31,164 If what's between my legs had a hand on it... 343 00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,448 I guarantee I could have landed this ship with it. 344 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,249 Peter, we almost died because of your arrogance. 345 00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,081 More like because he stole... 346 00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:39,321 the Anulax batteries! 347 00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,767 They're called Harbulary batteries. 348 00:22:41,960 --> 00:22:43,564 No, they're not! 349 00:22:43,720 --> 00:22:45,404 Do you know why I did it, Star-Munch? Hmm? 350 00:22:46,200 --> 00:22:47,611 I'm not gonna answer to "Star-Munch." 351 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,723 I did it because I wanted to! 352 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:50,529 Dick. 353 00:22:50,720 --> 00:22:52,609 What are we even talking about this for? 354 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:55,240 We just had a little man save us by blowing up 50 ships! 355 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:56,287 How little? 356 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:58,647 Well, I don't know, like this? 357 00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:00,490 A little one-inch man saved us? 358 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:02,802 Well, if he got closer, I'm sure he would be much larger. 359 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,327 That's how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon. 360 00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:06,811 Don't call me a raccoon! 361 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,646 I'm sorry. I took it too far. 362 00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:11,766 I meant trash panda. 363 00:23:14,120 --> 00:23:15,326 Is that better? 364 00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,564 I don't know. 365 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:19,961 It's worse. It's so much worse. 366 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:21,360 You son of a... 367 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,248 Hey! 368 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:23,731 - ROCKET: I've had it with you! - QUILL: No! Back up! 369 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:25,570 NEBULA: Someone followed you through the jump point. 370 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,887 Set me free, you'll need my help. 371 00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:31,166 I'm not a fool, Nebula. 372 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,209 You are a fool if you deprive yourself a hand in combat. 373 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,521 You'll attack me the moment I let you go. 374 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:35,721 No, I won't. 375 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:39,168 You'd think an evil supervillain would learn how to properly lie. 376 00:23:39,320 --> 00:23:41,288 I bet it's the one-inch man. 377 00:24:13,200 --> 00:24:16,886 After all these years, I've found you. 378 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:19,370 And who the hell are you? 379 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,483 I figured my rugged good looks would make that obvious. 380 00:24:24,800 --> 00:24:26,882 My name is Ego... 381 00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,651 and I'm your dad, Peter. 382 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:41,565 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 383 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,730 (ALL LAUGHING) 384 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,645 - (LAUGHING) - You know what they say... 385 00:24:47,840 --> 00:24:50,730 "You're out of luck until you've gone duck." 386 00:25:17,520 --> 00:25:18,931 TULLK: Yondu! 387 00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:21,608 Come on down! 388 00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:35,408 STAKAR: After going around years in circles... 389 00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:37,449 with this woman I end up marrying. 390 00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:40,291 I said, "Aleta, I love you, girl... 391 00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:41,885 "but you're losing your mind!" 392 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,008 Then again, she's always been that way. 393 00:25:44,160 --> 00:25:45,969 I could never trust her. You know? 394 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,121 Stakar. 395 00:25:51,360 --> 00:25:53,089 It's been some time. 396 00:25:57,200 --> 00:26:01,205 It seems like this establishment is the wrong kind of disreputable. 397 00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:08,241 - Sir! - Stakar! 398 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,801 STAKAR: There's a hundred Ravager factions. 399 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,970 You lost the business of 99 of them by serving one. 400 00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:15,645 Please, sir. Please! 401 00:26:15,840 --> 00:26:17,080 Get away from me. 402 00:26:18,480 --> 00:26:19,561 (INHALES SHARPLY) 403 00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:20,681 (GROWLS) 404 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:25,324 You can go to hell then! 405 00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:27,648 I don't give a damn what you think of me! 406 00:26:28,040 --> 00:26:29,849 So what are you following us for? 407 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,365 Because you're gonna listen to what I gotta say! 408 00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:32,960 I don't gotta listen to nothing! 409 00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:34,371 You betrayed the code! 410 00:26:34,520 --> 00:26:36,363 Ravagers don't deal in kids. 411 00:26:36,520 --> 00:26:39,364 I told you before! I didn't know what was going on! 412 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,050 You didn't know because you didn't want to know because it made you rich. 413 00:26:42,240 --> 00:26:44,400 I demand a seat at the table! 414 00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,562 I wear these flames, same as you. 415 00:26:46,720 --> 00:26:48,802 You may dress like us... 416 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:51,367 but you'll never hear the Horns of Freedom when you die, Yondu. 417 00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:53,449 And the Colors of Ogord... 418 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,002 will never flash over your grave. 419 00:26:58,360 --> 00:26:59,691 If you think... 420 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,043 I take pleasure in exiling you... 421 00:27:05,760 --> 00:27:07,410 you're wrong. 422 00:27:08,680 --> 00:27:11,570 You broke all our hearts. 423 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,561 Ah, pathetic. 424 00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,682 First, Quill betrays us... 425 00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:35,128 and Yondu just lets him go scot-free. 426 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,441 We followed him because he was the one... 427 00:27:38,600 --> 00:27:41,046 who wasn't afraid to do what needed to be done. 428 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:43,481 Seems he's goin' soft. 429 00:27:44,080 --> 00:27:46,481 If he's so soft, why are you whispering? 430 00:27:47,120 --> 00:27:48,929 You know I'm right, Kraglin. 431 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:53,483 You best be very careful what you say about our captain. 432 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,250 RAVAGER: Who the hell is that? 433 00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,324 (GRUNTING) 434 00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:16,607 (SIGHS) 435 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,964 Yondu Udonta... 436 00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:39,802 I have a proposition for you. 437 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,408 EGO: I hired Yondu to pick you up... 438 00:28:42,640 --> 00:28:44,688 when your mother passed away. 439 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:46,649 But instead of returning you... 440 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,649 Yondu kept you. 441 00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,406 I have no clue as to why. 442 00:28:52,480 --> 00:28:54,005 Well, I'll tell you why. 443 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:57,240 Because I was a skinny little kid who could squeeze into places adults couldn't. 444 00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:58,845 It made it easier for thievin'. 445 00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,288 Well, I've been trying to track you down ever since. 446 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,400 DRAX: I thought Yondu was your father. 447 00:29:04,560 --> 00:29:06,642 What? We've been together this whole time... 448 00:29:06,800 --> 00:29:09,610 and you thought Yondu was my actual blood relative? 449 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,000 You look exactly alike. 450 00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:12,810 One's blue! 451 00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,090 No, he's not my father! 452 00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:18,720 Yondu was the guy who abducted me... 453 00:29:18,880 --> 00:29:20,689 kicked the crap out of me so I could learn to fight... 454 00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:22,842 and kept me in terror by threatening to eat me. 455 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,365 - Eat you? - Yeah. 456 00:29:24,520 --> 00:29:26,522 Oh, that son of a bitch. 457 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,045 How'd you locate us now? 458 00:29:28,840 --> 00:29:31,844 Well, even where I reside, out past the edge of what's known... 459 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,441 we've heard tell about the man they call Star-Lord. 460 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:37,001 What say we head out there right now? 461 00:29:37,160 --> 00:29:39,322 Your associates are welcome. Even that triangle-faced monkey there. 462 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:41,880 I promise you... 463 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,363 it's unlike any other place you've ever seen. 464 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,361 And there... 465 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:50,526 I can explain your very special heritage. 466 00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,683 Finally get to be... 467 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,571 the father I've always wanted to be. 468 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,525 Excuse me. 469 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,411 I've gotta take a whiz. 470 00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,289 I'm not buying it. 471 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:13,204 Let's go take a walk. 472 00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,168 - (WHISTLING) - (URINATING) 473 00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:21,410 I am Mantis. 474 00:30:25,240 --> 00:30:26,571 What are you doing? 475 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:28,245 Smiling. 476 00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:31,526 I hear it is the thing to do to make people like you. 477 00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:34,762 Not if you do it like that. 478 00:30:35,240 --> 00:30:36,280 Oh... 479 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,931 I was raised alone on Ego's planet. 480 00:30:39,160 --> 00:30:43,802 I do not understand the intricacies of social interaction. 481 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:49,847 Can I pet your puppy? It is adorable. 482 00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:53,727 Yes. 483 00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:58,680 - (GRUNTS) - (SCREAMS) 484 00:30:58,760 --> 00:30:59,807 (LAUGHING) 485 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,646 That is called a practical joke! 486 00:31:06,960 --> 00:31:08,121 (BOTH LAUGHING) 487 00:31:09,960 --> 00:31:11,962 I liked it very much! 488 00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:13,804 I just made it up! 489 00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:15,247 (BOTH CONTINUE LAUGHING) 490 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,641 QUILL: Give me a break! 491 00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:21,040 After all this time, you're gonna show up, and all of a sudden... 492 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,920 - you wanna be my dad? - GAMORA: I hear you. 493 00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,160 QUILL: And by the way, this could be a trap. 494 00:31:25,240 --> 00:31:26,890 The Kree purists, the Ravagers... 495 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,720 - they all want us dead. - I know, but... 496 00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:29,840 But what? 497 00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:32,320 What was that story you told me about Zardu Hasselfrau? 498 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,447 Who? 499 00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:34,840 He owned a magic boat? 500 00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:38,166 David Hasselhoff? 501 00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:39,162 Right. 502 00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:41,402 Not a magic boat. A talking car. 503 00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:42,482 Why did he talk again? 504 00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:46,247 To help him fight crime, and to be supportive. 505 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,006 As a child, you would carry his picture in your pocket... 506 00:31:49,160 --> 00:31:50,920 and you would tell all the other children... 507 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,240 that he was your father, but that he was out of town. 508 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,920 Shooting Knight Rider or touring with his band in Germany. 509 00:31:56,000 --> 00:31:58,401 I told you that when I was drunk. Why are you bringing that up now? 510 00:31:58,520 --> 00:31:59,600 I love that story. 511 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,720 - I hate that story. - (SIGHS) 512 00:32:01,800 --> 00:32:03,325 It's so sad! 513 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:08,529 As a kid, I used to see all the other kids off playing catch with their dad. 514 00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,365 And I wanted that, more than anything in the world! 515 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:13,804 That's my point, Peter. 516 00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,484 What if this man is your Hasselhoff? 517 00:32:20,920 --> 00:32:22,365 If he ends up being evil... 518 00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:25,410 we will just kill him. 519 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,041 You're leaving me with that fox? 520 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:36,326 GAMORA: He's not a fox. 521 00:32:36,520 --> 00:32:38,560 Shoot her if she does anything suspicious. 522 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:39,687 (GRUMBLES) 523 00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,008 - Or if you feel like it. - ROCKET: Okay. 524 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:45,561 It'll be just a couple of days. 525 00:32:45,760 --> 00:32:48,570 We'll be back before Rocket's finished fixing the ship. 526 00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,007 (MUSIC PLAYING) 527 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:53,643 DRAX: What if the Sovereign come? 528 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,882 QUILL: There's no way for them to know we're here. Let's go. 529 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,644 I'm uncertain about parting ways. 530 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,404 God, you're like an old woman. 531 00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,244 Because I'm wise? 532 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,168 GAMORA: Why do you have so much luggage? 533 00:33:04,320 --> 00:33:06,482 DRAX: I don't want Groot playing with my things. 534 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:12,131 I hope Daddy isn't as big of a dick as you, orphan boy. 535 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,966 What is your goal here? To get everybody to hate you? 536 00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:20,922 Because it's working. 537 00:33:23,000 --> 00:33:24,081 (FLEETWOOD MAC'S "THE CHAIN" PLAYING) 538 00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:29,565 And if you don't love me now You will never love me again 539 00:33:30,600 --> 00:33:35,766 I can still hear you saying You would never break the chain 540 00:33:35,920 --> 00:33:38,924 And if you don't love me now 541 00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:42,203 You will never love me again 542 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:46,285 I can still hear you saying 543 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,442 You would never break the chain 544 00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,809 And if you don't love me now 545 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:54,611 You will never love me again 546 00:33:54,800 --> 00:33:57,804 I can still hear you saying 547 00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:01,362 You would never break the chain 548 00:34:06,200 --> 00:34:07,964 (DRAX AND QUILL LAUGHING) 549 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:10,368 QUILL: Hey, can I ask you a personal question? 550 00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:11,761 Oh... 551 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:14,487 No one has ever asked me a personal question. 552 00:34:14,920 --> 00:34:16,410 Your antennae, what are they for? 553 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:18,161 Their purpose? 554 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,163 Yes. Quill and I have a bet. 555 00:34:20,320 --> 00:34:22,402 Dude. You're not supposed to say that! 556 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:24,487 I say... 557 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:27,041 if you are about to go through a doorway that is too low... 558 00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,010 your antennae will feel this, and keep you from being decapitated. 559 00:34:30,160 --> 00:34:32,322 QUILL: Right. And if it's anything other than... 560 00:34:32,480 --> 00:34:35,882 you specifically not being decapitated by a doorway, I win. 561 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,520 They are not for feeling doorways. 562 00:34:38,680 --> 00:34:39,806 - (SIGHS) - (QUILL LAUGHS) 563 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,401 I think... 564 00:34:41,600 --> 00:34:44,331 they have something to do with my empathic abilities. 565 00:34:44,880 --> 00:34:45,881 What are those? 566 00:34:46,080 --> 00:34:49,562 If I touch someone, I can feel their feelings. 567 00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:52,484 - You read minds? - No. 568 00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,920 Telepaths know thoughts. 569 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:57,526 Empaths feel feelings. 570 00:34:58,680 --> 00:34:59,681 Emotions. 571 00:35:02,360 --> 00:35:03,486 May I? 572 00:35:04,520 --> 00:35:06,045 All right. 573 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,761 You feel love. 574 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:21,404 Yeah. I guess I feel a general, unselfish love for just about everybody. 575 00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:22,721 No! 576 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:24,723 Romantic, sexual love. 577 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:26,331 No, I don't. 578 00:35:26,520 --> 00:35:28,090 - For her! - No! 579 00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:31,045 (LAUGHING) 580 00:35:31,560 --> 00:35:32,686 QUILL: Okay. 581 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,726 (QUILL GROANS) 582 00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:37,882 She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret! 583 00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:40,361 Dude, I think you're overreacting a little bit! 584 00:35:40,520 --> 00:35:41,851 You must be so embarrassed! 585 00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,963 (DRAX CONTINUES LAUGHING) 586 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,569 Do me! Do me! 587 00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:55,880 I have never felt such humor! 588 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,007 (BOTH LAUGHING) 589 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,402 So unbelievably uncool. 590 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:04,205 - Oh, Quill. - (CONTINUES LAUGHING) 591 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:10,531 Touch me, and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw. 592 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,521 I can also alter emotions to some extent. 593 00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:20,681 QUILL: Yeah, like what? 594 00:36:21,560 --> 00:36:24,689 If I touch someone who is sad... 595 00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:27,525 I can ease them into contentment for a short while. 596 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:31,560 I can make a stubborn person compliant. 597 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:34,769 But I mostly use it to help my master sleep. 598 00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:38,806 He lies awake at night thinking about his progeny. 599 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,121 Do one of those on me. 600 00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:48,284 Sleep. 601 00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:50,926 (SNORING) 602 00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:55,650 (DISTANT SINGING) 603 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:04,801 (GLEN CAMPBELL'S "SOUTHERN NIGHTS" PLAYING) 604 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,368 (LAUGHING) 605 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:29,491 (DISTANT SINGING CONTINUES) 606 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:32,686 (GRUNTS) 607 00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,685 - ROCKET: I love this song. - (BEEPING) 608 00:37:42,840 --> 00:37:43,887 (ALL GASP) 609 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,723 (ALL GROAN) 610 00:37:53,800 --> 00:37:54,801 (NEBULA GASPS) 611 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,247 (SINGING AND HUMMING) 612 00:38:02,800 --> 00:38:04,245 (HUMMING) 613 00:38:12,280 --> 00:38:13,281 - (BRANCH SNAPS) - Huh? 614 00:38:14,560 --> 00:38:15,766 - There! - (ALL YELLING) 615 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:28,401 Ah... 616 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,444 (ALL SCREAMING) 617 00:38:31,720 --> 00:38:32,926 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 618 00:38:37,520 --> 00:38:38,521 (ROCKET CHUCKLES) 619 00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:40,086 (ALL SCREAMING) 620 00:38:43,080 --> 00:38:44,206 (ALL THUDDING) 621 00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:46,926 - (ALL SCREAMING) - (LAUGHING) 622 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,845 (SCREAMING CONTINUES) 623 00:38:56,560 --> 00:38:57,686 (GROANING) 624 00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:09,965 (ALL GRUNTING) 625 00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:19,886 (ALL GROANING) 626 00:39:36,120 --> 00:39:41,008 Ain't so tough now without all your toys, are you? (LAUGHS) 627 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,047 - RETCH: Move! - (SCREAMS) 628 00:39:46,640 --> 00:39:47,721 (BOTH GRUNTING) 629 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:51,481 (RETCH GROANING) 630 00:39:53,640 --> 00:39:54,880 (WHISTLING) 631 00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:01,966 Crap. 632 00:40:02,800 --> 00:40:03,926 (YONDU CHUCKLES) 633 00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,321 (SIGHS) 634 00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,005 Hey there, rat! 635 00:40:09,160 --> 00:40:11,481 How's it going, you blue idiot? 636 00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:14,048 Not so bad. 637 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,601 We got ourselves a pretty good little gig here. 638 00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,604 This golden gal with quite a high opinion of herself... 639 00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:23,685 has offered us a large sum to deliver you and your pals over to her... 640 00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:24,800 because she wants 641 00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:26,450 - to kill y'all. - (ALL LAUGHING) 642 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:27,840 Your friend... 643 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,684 There's too many of them. 644 00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:33,049 He needs my help. If you care about him... 645 00:40:33,240 --> 00:40:35,846 you need to get me out of these bonds. 646 00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,363 They are going to kill him! 647 00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:40,682 YONDU: I tell you, it was pretty easy to find you. 648 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:42,768 I put a tracer on your ship back there... 649 00:40:42,960 --> 00:40:44,291 during the war over Xandar. 650 00:40:44,800 --> 00:40:47,201 Give me your word you won't hurt Groot... 651 00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,249 and I'll tell you where the batteries are. 652 00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:52,481 (CHUCKLES) Lucky for you, my word don't mean squat. 653 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,201 Otherwise, I'd actually hand you over. 654 00:40:55,360 --> 00:40:56,725 Otherwise, you'd what? 655 00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:59,410 We'll take them batteries. 656 00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:03,047 They're worth what? A quarter mill on the open market? 657 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:05,521 That Priestess offered us a million. 658 00:41:05,720 --> 00:41:08,451 A quarter is only one third of that! 659 00:41:08,600 --> 00:41:09,726 A quarter ain't a third. 660 00:41:09,880 --> 00:41:11,689 A quarter is 25. 661 00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:12,841 No. 662 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,321 GEF: We can't even buy a pair of boots with 25 units. 663 00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:16,487 YONDU: Enough! 664 00:41:16,640 --> 00:41:21,487 The point is, we ain't stupid enough to help kill the Guardians of the Galaxy! 665 00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,360 The whole dang Nova Corps would be on us. 666 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,083 KRAGLIN: That ain't right! 667 00:41:27,240 --> 00:41:30,289 I just gotta say it this one time, Captain. 668 00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,761 No matter how many times Quill betrays you... 669 00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:35,810 you protect him like none of the rest of us much matter! 670 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:36,961 ALL: Yeah! 671 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,645 I'm the one what sticks up for you! 672 00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:39,767 Take it easy, Kraglin. 673 00:41:39,920 --> 00:41:42,400 Damn straight, lad. He's gone soft. 674 00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:45,649 Suppose it's time for a change in leadership. 675 00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:46,966 - (ALL AGREEING) - (GUNS COCKING) 676 00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:48,081 (WHISTLES) 677 00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,001 Put your damn guns down! 678 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,446 Whoa! Whoa! 679 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:58,047 There must be some kind of peaceful resolution to this, fellas. 680 00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:00,925 Or even a violent one where I'm standing over there. 681 00:42:01,120 --> 00:42:02,121 (SNARLS) 682 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:07,206 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 683 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:08,767 (GROANS) 684 00:42:11,440 --> 00:42:12,202 (SIGHS) 685 00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:14,407 (GROANS) 686 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,764 Well, hello, boys. 687 00:42:25,880 --> 00:42:26,927 (SPITS) 688 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:29,010 It's not ripe. 689 00:42:29,640 --> 00:42:31,608 (GEORGE HARRISON'S "MY SWEET LORD" PLAYING) 690 00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:42,405 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 691 00:43:13,800 --> 00:43:17,280 Welcome, everyone, to my world. 692 00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,840 QUILL: Wow. You have your own planet? 693 00:43:19,920 --> 00:43:23,720 Come on. No larger than your Earth's Moon. 694 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:25,445 Humility. 695 00:43:25,600 --> 00:43:27,011 I like it. 696 00:43:27,360 --> 00:43:29,727 I, too, am extraordinarily humble. 697 00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:38,930 (LAUGHING) 698 00:44:12,240 --> 00:44:16,370 You own a planet and can destroy two dozen spaceships without a suit. 699 00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:18,769 What are you exactly? 700 00:44:19,920 --> 00:44:23,163 I'm what's called a Celestial, sweetheart. 701 00:44:24,560 --> 00:44:27,006 A Celestial, like a god? 702 00:44:28,240 --> 00:44:30,766 Mmm, small "g," son. 703 00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,720 At least on the days I'm feeling humble as Drax. 704 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:34,801 (EGO CHUCKLING) 705 00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:46,041 QUILL: Whoa! 706 00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:51,482 I don't know where I came from exactly. 707 00:44:51,640 --> 00:44:53,608 First thing I remember is flickering... 708 00:44:54,240 --> 00:44:56,083 adrift in the cosmos utterly... 709 00:44:57,080 --> 00:44:59,526 and entirely alone. 710 00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,523 Over millions of years... 711 00:45:02,760 --> 00:45:06,287 I learned to control the molecules around me. 712 00:45:06,640 --> 00:45:09,723 I grew smarter and stronger. 713 00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,730 And I continued building from there... 714 00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:17,008 layer by layer... 715 00:45:17,160 --> 00:45:19,766 the very planet you walk on now. 716 00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:21,206 Whoa. 717 00:45:21,800 --> 00:45:22,961 But I wanted more. 718 00:45:24,200 --> 00:45:25,850 I desired... 719 00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:27,481 meaning. 720 00:45:28,680 --> 00:45:32,651 "There must be some life out there in the universe... 721 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,565 "besides just me," I thought. 722 00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:39,765 And so, I set myself the task of finding it. 723 00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,565 I created... 724 00:45:41,720 --> 00:45:45,361 what I imagined biological life to be like... 725 00:45:45,520 --> 00:45:49,286 down to the most minute detail. 726 00:45:50,400 --> 00:45:51,765 Did you make a penis? 727 00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,126 Dude! 728 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:54,520 What is wrong with you? 729 00:45:54,680 --> 00:45:57,684 If he is a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? 730 00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:58,841 He would smush her! 731 00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:00,481 (QUILL GROANS) 732 00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:03,287 I don't need to hear how my parents... 733 00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:05,521 Why? 734 00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:07,880 My father would tell the story 735 00:46:07,960 --> 00:46:09,883 of impregnating my mother every winter solstice. 736 00:46:10,040 --> 00:46:11,485 That's disgusting. 737 00:46:11,640 --> 00:46:13,085 It was beautiful. 738 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:15,850 You Earthers have hang-ups. 739 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:18,482 Yes, Drax, I got a penis. 740 00:46:18,720 --> 00:46:20,370 Ha! Thank you! 741 00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:21,646 It's not half bad. 742 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:23,245 - Oh. - Ugh. 743 00:46:23,520 --> 00:46:27,047 I've also got pain receptors, and a digestive system... 744 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:28,964 and all the accompanying junk. 745 00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:34,082 I wanted to experience what it truly meant to be human... 746 00:46:34,240 --> 00:46:37,244 as I set out amongst the stars... 747 00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:40,127 until I found... 748 00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:41,964 what I sought. 749 00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:44,721 Life. 750 00:46:46,440 --> 00:46:48,761 I was not alone in the universe after all. 751 00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:57,403 When did you meet my mother? 752 00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:03,244 Not long after. 753 00:47:09,000 --> 00:47:13,688 It was with Meredith that I first experienced love. 754 00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,763 I called her my river lily. 755 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:27,526 And from that love, Peter... 756 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,366 you. 757 00:47:39,640 --> 00:47:43,167 I have searched for you for so long. 758 00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,444 And when I heard of a man from Earth... 759 00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:50,366 who held an Infinity Stone in his hand without dying... 760 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:55,090 I knew you must be the son of the woman I loved. 761 00:47:56,680 --> 00:47:59,081 If you loved her, why did you leave her? 762 00:48:03,800 --> 00:48:06,007 (RAVAGERS CLAMORING) 763 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,049 TULLK: This is mutiny! 764 00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:27,840 This is mutiny! 765 00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:29,969 - (CLAMORING CONTINUES) - (SCREAMS) 766 00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:35,329 - (TULLK YELLING) - (RAVAGERS JEERING) 767 00:48:39,680 --> 00:48:41,045 TULLK: You're scum! 768 00:48:41,200 --> 00:48:43,009 (JEERING CONTINUES) 769 00:48:44,680 --> 00:48:45,960 RAVAGERS: Oh! 770 00:48:46,040 --> 00:48:47,087 (RAVAGERS WHOOPING) 771 00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:17,641 Captain! 772 00:49:17,800 --> 00:49:20,371 Help me! Please! 773 00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:22,085 Captain! 774 00:49:25,360 --> 00:49:27,044 You're the one what killed those men... 775 00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:29,449 by leading them down the wrong path. 776 00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:31,970 Because you're weak. 777 00:49:32,160 --> 00:49:33,764 - (GRUNTS) - (ALL CHEERING) 778 00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:35,965 And stupid! 779 00:49:38,040 --> 00:49:40,088 It's time for the Ravagers... 780 00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:43,926 to rise once again to glory with a new captain... 781 00:49:44,800 --> 00:49:46,450 Taserface! 782 00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:48,130 (ALL CHEERING) 783 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:50,411 (ROCKET LAUGHING) 784 00:49:54,160 --> 00:49:57,801 I'm sorry. Your name is... 785 00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,610 It's Taserface? 786 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,411 That's right. 787 00:50:01,800 --> 00:50:04,087 Do you shoot tasers out of your face? 788 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:06,569 It's metaphorical! 789 00:50:06,720 --> 00:50:07,562 ALL: Yeah! 790 00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:12,162 For what? 791 00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:17,206 For it is a name what strikes fear... 792 00:50:17,360 --> 00:50:20,125 into the hearts of anyone what hears it. 793 00:50:20,280 --> 00:50:21,281 (ALL MURMURING) 794 00:50:22,800 --> 00:50:24,040 Okay. 795 00:50:24,640 --> 00:50:25,880 ROCKET: Okay... 796 00:50:26,080 --> 00:50:27,241 whatever you say. 797 00:50:27,760 --> 00:50:29,091 You shut up. 798 00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:30,446 You're next. 799 00:50:30,760 --> 00:50:34,685 Udonta, I have waited a long time to do... 800 00:50:34,800 --> 00:50:35,801 - (ROCKET SNICKERING) - What? 801 00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:40,084 I'm sorry. I am so sorry! 802 00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:43,289 I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir... 803 00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:46,520 looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself... 804 00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:49,126 "You know what would be a really kick-ass name? 805 00:50:49,240 --> 00:50:51,561 "Taserface!" (LAUGHING) 806 00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,211 - That's how I hear you in my head! - (ALL SNICKERING) 807 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:58,282 What was your second choice? 808 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:00,283 - Scrotum Hat? - (ALL LAUGHING) 809 00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:02,321 (LAUGHING) 810 00:51:02,640 --> 00:51:05,211 New plan. We're killing you first. 811 00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,689 Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life... 812 00:51:09,840 --> 00:51:13,845 as a moronic shitbag who thinks Taserface is a cool name. 813 00:51:14,000 --> 00:51:16,844 That's enough killing for today. 814 00:51:18,520 --> 00:51:20,010 (RAVAGERS MURMURING) 815 00:51:20,840 --> 00:51:22,490 RAVAGER: She's the daughter of Thanos. 816 00:51:24,720 --> 00:51:26,882 TASERFACE: I thought you were the biggest sadist in the galaxy. 817 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,884 That was when Daddy was paying my bills. 818 00:51:30,040 --> 00:51:33,681 The Priestess wants to kill the fox herself. 819 00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:36,684 And he has bounties on his head in at least 12 Kree provinces. 820 00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:39,845 I assure you... 821 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,844 I am not as easy a mark as an old man without his magic stick... 822 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:44,843 or a talking woodland beast. 823 00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:48,083 I want 10% of the take... 824 00:51:49,800 --> 00:51:51,529 and a couple more things. 825 00:51:53,360 --> 00:51:55,010 KRAGLIN: We got a whole box of hands... 826 00:51:55,160 --> 00:51:57,003 - if that one don't work out. - It is fine. 827 00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:00,369 You think them Kree is gonna execute the captain? 828 00:52:00,520 --> 00:52:04,764 The Kree consider themselves merciful. It will be painless. 829 00:52:04,920 --> 00:52:08,367 Well, here it is. It's the best ship we got. 830 00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:10,210 Location of Ego's planet in the nav. 831 00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:12,681 We'll wire you the 10% once we's paid. 832 00:52:12,840 --> 00:52:14,968 What are you gonna do with your share? 833 00:52:15,880 --> 00:52:18,167 As a child, my father would have Gamora and me 834 00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,089 battle one another in training. 835 00:52:20,880 --> 00:52:23,201 Every time my sister prevailed... 836 00:52:23,360 --> 00:52:26,682 my father would replace a piece of me with machinery... 837 00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:29,525 claiming he wanted me to be her equal. 838 00:52:30,600 --> 00:52:32,443 But she won... 839 00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:37,447 again and again, and again, never once refraining. 840 00:52:39,080 --> 00:52:41,401 So after I murder my sister... 841 00:52:41,560 --> 00:52:42,720 I will buy a warship 842 00:52:42,800 --> 00:52:44,802 with every conceivable instrument of death. 843 00:52:44,960 --> 00:52:48,601 I will hunt my father like a dog, and I will tear him apart slowly... 844 00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:50,205 piece by piece... 845 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,762 until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain... 846 00:52:53,920 --> 00:52:57,049 I know every single day. 847 00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:00,285 Yeah. 848 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:02,489 I was talking about, like, a pretty necklace. 849 00:53:03,320 --> 00:53:05,243 Or a nice hat. 850 00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:08,131 Something to make the other girls go, "Ooh, that's nice!" 851 00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:15,289 Anyways, happy trails. 852 00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:26,527 My mother told everyone my father was from the stars. 853 00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:30,806 She had brain cancer, so everyone thought she was delusional. 854 00:53:30,960 --> 00:53:32,007 Peter... 855 00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:33,924 Listen, I'd love to believe all of this, I really would. 856 00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:35,491 But you left... 857 00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:38,450 the most wonderful woman ever... 858 00:53:38,640 --> 00:53:40,130 to die alone. 859 00:53:40,320 --> 00:53:43,722 I didn't want to leave your mother, Peter. 860 00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:46,042 If I don't return regularly to my planet... 861 00:53:46,240 --> 00:53:47,605 and the light within it... 862 00:53:47,760 --> 00:53:49,330 this form will wither and perish. 863 00:53:49,480 --> 00:53:51,482 So why didn't you come back? Why did you send Yondu? 864 00:53:51,640 --> 00:53:53,563 A criminal, of all people, to come and fetch me? 865 00:53:54,000 --> 00:53:55,968 I loved your mother, Peter! 866 00:53:56,120 --> 00:53:58,487 I couldn't stand to set foot on an Earth... 867 00:53:58,640 --> 00:54:01,484 where she wasn't living! You can't imagine what that's like! 868 00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,041 I know exactly what that feels like! 869 00:54:04,200 --> 00:54:05,964 I had to watch her die! 870 00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:14,484 Over the millions and millions of years of my existence... 871 00:54:14,640 --> 00:54:17,120 I've made many mistakes, Peter. 872 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,167 But you're not one of them. 873 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:25,721 Please give me the chance to be the father she would want me to be. 874 00:54:31,000 --> 00:54:35,722 There's so much that I need to teach you about this planet... 875 00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:37,564 and the light within. 876 00:54:38,000 --> 00:54:41,129 They are a part of you, Peter. 877 00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:43,644 What do you mean? 878 00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,363 Give me your hands, son. 879 00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:48,486 Here. 880 00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:51,249 Hold them like that. 881 00:54:57,160 --> 00:55:00,050 Now, close your eyes and concentrate. 882 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:04,170 Take your brain to the center of this planet. 883 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:05,561 (QUILL EXHALES DEEPLY) 884 00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:08,967 (GASPS) 885 00:55:09,080 --> 00:55:10,923 Yes! 886 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:13,089 Whoa! 887 00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:14,605 Yes! It's okay. 888 00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:15,841 Just relax. Concentrate. 889 00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:18,122 You can do it. Bring it back. 890 00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:19,761 Yes! 891 00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,210 Yes, now shape it. 892 00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:26,244 Feel that energy. 893 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:31,401 Yes. 894 00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:37,051 You're home. 895 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:40,761 Peter... 896 00:56:15,280 --> 00:56:18,170 DRAX: How did you get to this weird, dumb planet? 897 00:56:18,800 --> 00:56:21,690 MANTIS: Ego found me in my larva state. 898 00:56:21,840 --> 00:56:23,285 Orphaned on my homeworld. 899 00:56:24,240 --> 00:56:26,811 He raised me by hand, and kept me as his own. 900 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:29,691 So you're a pet? 901 00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:32,291 I suppose. 902 00:56:33,800 --> 00:56:36,167 People usually want cute pets. 903 00:56:36,320 --> 00:56:38,607 Why would Ego want such a hideous one? 904 00:56:38,760 --> 00:56:40,091 I am hideous? 905 00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:42,402 You are horrifying to look at. Yes. 906 00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:46,646 But that's a good thing. 907 00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:47,841 Oh? 908 00:56:48,200 --> 00:56:49,880 When you're ugly, and someone loves you... 909 00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,486 you know they love you for who you are. 910 00:56:53,840 --> 00:56:56,207 Beautiful people never know who to trust. 911 00:56:57,160 --> 00:57:00,004 Well, then I'm certainly grateful to be ugly. 912 00:57:01,520 --> 00:57:04,683 DRAX: Those pools, they remind me of a time... 913 00:57:04,840 --> 00:57:08,367 when I took my daughter to the forgotten lakes of my homeworld. 914 00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:10,846 She was like you. 915 00:57:11,320 --> 00:57:12,765 Disgusting? 916 00:57:13,840 --> 00:57:15,001 Innocent. 917 00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:27,206 (SOBS) 918 00:57:43,200 --> 00:57:44,884 (SIGHS) 919 00:57:48,200 --> 00:57:49,201 Drax? 920 00:57:50,920 --> 00:57:52,524 There's something I must tell you. 921 00:58:01,000 --> 00:58:02,081 What's going on? 922 00:58:02,240 --> 00:58:04,129 This gross bug lady is my new friend. 923 00:58:04,280 --> 00:58:07,682 I'm learning many things, like I'm a pet and ugly. 924 00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:09,605 You're not ugly. Drax! 925 00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,091 What are you talking about? 926 00:58:11,240 --> 00:58:12,401 GAMORA: Mantis... 927 00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:14,922 can you show us where we'll be staying? 928 00:58:15,520 --> 00:58:17,284 Why are there no other beings on this planet? 929 00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:19,522 MANTIS: The planet is Ego. 930 00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:21,927 A dog would not invite a flea to live on his back. 931 00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:23,926 And you're not a flea? 932 00:58:24,120 --> 00:58:26,441 I'm a flea with a purpose. 933 00:58:27,080 --> 00:58:28,650 I help him sleep. 934 00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:32,963 What were you about to say to Drax before I walked out? 935 00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:39,087 Nothing. 936 00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:41,929 Your quarters are this way. 937 00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:48,282 (BOTH GRUNT) 938 00:58:49,600 --> 00:58:53,002 We deliver you to the Kree in the morning. 939 00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:58,449 Neither one of you will last much longer after that. 940 00:58:59,200 --> 00:59:01,168 Okay, Taserface. 941 00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,002 Hey, tell the other guys we said... 942 00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:05,571 "Hi," Taserface! 943 00:59:06,480 --> 00:59:07,481 (SIGHS) 944 00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:13,246 What about this little plant? Can I smash it with a rock? 945 00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:14,965 No, Gef. 946 00:59:15,120 --> 00:59:16,804 It's too adorable to kill. 947 00:59:16,960 --> 00:59:18,803 Take it to the tailor. 948 00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:23,643 No offense, but your employees are a bunch of jerks. 949 00:59:26,120 --> 00:59:30,842 I was a Kree battle slave for 20 years when Stakar freed me. 950 00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:36,171 He offered me a place with the Ravagers. 951 00:59:36,280 --> 00:59:40,729 He said all I needed to do was adhere to the code. 952 00:59:40,880 --> 00:59:42,689 But I was young... 953 00:59:43,640 --> 00:59:47,087 and greedy, and stupid. 954 00:59:48,040 --> 00:59:50,168 Like you stealing those batteries. 955 00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:51,845 That was mostly Drax. 956 00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:56,841 Me and Stakar and the other captains... 957 00:59:57,800 --> 01:00:00,121 we weren't so different from you and your friends. 958 01:00:01,080 --> 01:00:03,003 The only family I ever had. 959 01:00:04,440 --> 01:00:06,124 When I broke the code... 960 01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,044 they exiled me. 961 01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:12,805 This is what I deserve. 962 01:00:13,000 --> 01:00:14,684 Slow down, drama queen. 963 01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:16,530 You might deserve this, but I don't. 964 01:00:16,680 --> 01:00:18,444 We gotta get outta here. 965 01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:21,046 Where's Quill? 966 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:22,770 He went off with his old man. 967 01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,209 - Ego? - Yeah. 968 01:00:26,360 --> 01:00:28,328 It's a day for dumbass names. 969 01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:29,721 (CHUCKLES) 970 01:00:31,440 --> 01:00:33,841 You're smiling. And for a second, I got a warm feeling. 971 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:36,760 But then it was ruined by those disgusting-ass teeth. 972 01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,320 You like a professional asshole or what? 973 01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:40,480 Pretty much a pro. 974 01:00:40,560 --> 01:00:43,245 Why didn't you deliver Quill to Ego like you promised? 975 01:00:43,880 --> 01:00:45,609 He was skinny. 976 01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:50,124 Could fit into places we couldn't. Good for thievin'. 977 01:00:50,600 --> 01:00:51,601 Uh-huh. 978 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:58,249 I got an idea on how to get outta here. 979 01:00:59,200 --> 01:01:01,726 But we're gonna need your little friend. 980 01:01:02,880 --> 01:01:05,247 ALL: (CHANTING) Mascot, mascot, mascot... 981 01:01:12,040 --> 01:01:13,769 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 982 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:18,687 Little fellow's all worked up! He needs a drink! 983 01:01:19,600 --> 01:01:20,647 (COUGHING) 984 01:01:24,760 --> 01:01:27,491 Look how cute it is when it's all riled up. 985 01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,529 He's goddang precious! 986 01:01:30,120 --> 01:01:31,201 (ALL LAUGHING) 987 01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:33,249 (GRUNTING) 988 01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:34,721 (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 989 01:01:42,280 --> 01:01:43,281 YONDU: Psst! 990 01:01:43,560 --> 01:01:45,289 Hey, twig! 991 01:01:45,600 --> 01:01:47,011 Come here. 992 01:01:47,480 --> 01:01:48,720 Come on. 993 01:01:55,280 --> 01:01:56,281 Aw, man... 994 01:01:56,480 --> 01:01:57,925 what did they do to you? 995 01:02:01,040 --> 01:02:03,486 Hey, you wanna help us get outta here? 996 01:02:04,320 --> 01:02:07,529 There's something I need you to get, and bring back to me. 997 01:02:07,680 --> 01:02:11,730 In the captain's quarters, there's a prototype fin... 998 01:02:11,920 --> 01:02:13,524 the thing I wore on my head. 999 01:02:14,240 --> 01:02:18,290 There's a drawer next to the bunk. It's in that. It's red. 1000 01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:19,766 You got it? 1001 01:02:25,440 --> 01:02:26,851 (RAVAGERS SNORING) 1002 01:02:53,520 --> 01:02:55,010 That's my underwears. 1003 01:02:55,160 --> 01:02:57,208 Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't know what you were talkin' about. 1004 01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,402 You have to explain it more careful. 1005 01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:04,362 It's a prototype fin. 1006 01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:06,761 (SCREECHING) 1007 01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:12,605 That's an orloni. It's a fin, Groot. 1008 01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:14,364 You explain it this time. 1009 01:03:15,640 --> 01:03:17,051 All right. 1010 01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:19,769 YONDU: That's Vorker's eye. 1011 01:03:19,920 --> 01:03:21,922 He takes it out when he sleeps. 1012 01:03:22,080 --> 01:03:23,445 Go. Look again. 1013 01:03:23,600 --> 01:03:25,011 But leave the eye here. 1014 01:03:25,360 --> 01:03:26,486 Why? 1015 01:03:26,640 --> 01:03:28,005 He's gonna wake up tomorrow... 1016 01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:30,567 and he's not gonna know... 1017 01:03:30,720 --> 01:03:32,961 where his eye is! (LAUGHING) 1018 01:03:39,160 --> 01:03:40,730 That's a desk. 1019 01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:43,605 We told you it was this big. 1020 01:03:49,560 --> 01:03:51,767 Tell me you guys have a refrigerator somewhere... 1021 01:03:51,920 --> 01:03:54,651 with a bunch of severed human toes. 1022 01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:58,407 Okay. Then let's just agree to never discuss this. 1023 01:04:01,680 --> 01:04:05,366 The drawer you wanna open has this symbol on it. 1024 01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:06,885 Okay? 1025 01:04:15,400 --> 01:04:17,289 What? No! 1026 01:04:17,440 --> 01:04:18,566 He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat. 1027 01:04:18,720 --> 01:04:20,051 That's not what I said! 1028 01:04:20,200 --> 01:04:21,200 I am Groot. 1029 01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:22,327 He's relieved you don't want him to. 1030 01:04:22,480 --> 01:04:23,970 - I am Groot. - He hates hats. 1031 01:04:24,120 --> 01:04:24,803 I am Groot. 1032 01:04:25,000 --> 01:04:26,161 On anyone, not just himself. 1033 01:04:26,320 --> 01:04:27,160 I am Groot. 1034 01:04:27,240 --> 01:04:29,163 One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head... 1035 01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:31,687 the next minute it's just because you realize part of that head is the hat. 1036 01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:33,486 That's why you don't like hats? 1037 01:04:34,680 --> 01:04:36,967 This is an important conversation right now? 1038 01:04:38,600 --> 01:04:39,931 (SNORING) 1039 01:04:44,240 --> 01:04:45,526 (BURPS) 1040 01:05:13,680 --> 01:05:14,681 KRAGLIN: That ain't it. 1041 01:05:24,600 --> 01:05:26,045 I didn't mean to do a mutiny. 1042 01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,923 They killed all my friends. 1043 01:05:34,960 --> 01:05:37,486 Get the third quadrant ready for release. 1044 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:45,042 One more thing. 1045 01:05:47,040 --> 01:05:49,361 You got any clones of Quill's old music on the ship? 1046 01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:56,406 (FEEDBACK) 1047 01:05:56,680 --> 01:05:59,809 (JAY & THE AMERICANS' "COME A LITTLE BIT CLOSER" PLAYING) 1048 01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:07,684 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1049 01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:13,681 (BOTH GASP) 1050 01:06:13,800 --> 01:06:15,484 (WHISTLES) 1051 01:06:16,760 --> 01:06:18,000 (BOTH GROANING) 1052 01:06:32,480 --> 01:06:33,561 Ah. 1053 01:06:33,960 --> 01:06:35,450 (MUSIC PLAYING IN BACKGROUND) 1054 01:06:39,320 --> 01:06:41,163 (GRUNTS) He's got it! 1055 01:06:41,320 --> 01:06:42,845 Yondu's got the fin! 1056 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:43,922 Go! 1057 01:06:57,640 --> 01:06:59,165 - (WHISTLES) - (ALL GASP) 1058 01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:08,929 (RAVAGERS GROANING) 1059 01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:20,401 (WHISTLES) 1060 01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:26,282 Down there! 1061 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:30,080 - (WHISTLES) - (RAVAGERS GROANING) 1062 01:07:35,680 --> 01:07:36,966 (SCREAMING) 1063 01:07:50,160 --> 01:07:52,003 Oh! (SCREAMING) 1064 01:07:53,480 --> 01:07:54,527 (YELLING) 1065 01:07:56,200 --> 01:07:57,850 (CONTINUES SCREAMING) 1066 01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:00,441 (GROANS) 1067 01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,968 - (CONTINUES YELLING) - (SCREAMING) 1068 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,525 (RAVAGERS SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 1069 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:19,081 (WHISTLES) 1070 01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:23,686 (ALL GROANING) 1071 01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:25,886 (YONDU WHISTLING) 1072 01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:27,685 (ALL GROANING) 1073 01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:30,766 (RAVAGERS SHOUTING) 1074 01:08:35,120 --> 01:08:36,121 (GROANS) 1075 01:08:42,760 --> 01:08:44,330 (GROANS) 1076 01:08:47,640 --> 01:08:48,880 (ALL LAUGHING) 1077 01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:04,961 (ALL CONTINUE LAUGHING) 1078 01:09:15,240 --> 01:09:16,287 (WHISTLES) 1079 01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:20,004 (WHISTLES) 1080 01:09:20,360 --> 01:09:22,442 - (GASPS) - (LAUGHS) 1081 01:09:25,080 --> 01:09:26,525 You maniac. 1082 01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:30,767 The whole ship's gonna blow. 1083 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:35,046 (GROANING) 1084 01:09:40,680 --> 01:09:42,284 Not the whole ship. 1085 01:09:42,480 --> 01:09:43,481 (WHISTLES) 1086 01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:54,606 (GRUNTS) 1087 01:09:56,080 --> 01:09:57,570 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1088 01:09:59,240 --> 01:10:00,287 Who is this? 1089 01:10:00,440 --> 01:10:04,729 I am sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship. 1090 01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:07,089 - Release the quadrant! - Aye, Captain! 1091 01:10:07,240 --> 01:10:09,766 I only ask one thing. 1092 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:11,890 That your High Priestess... 1093 01:10:12,040 --> 01:10:15,522 tell him the name of the man what sealed his fate. 1094 01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:19,729 - Taserface! - (SNICKERS) 1095 01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,126 (LAUGHING) 1096 01:10:23,400 --> 01:10:24,401 (GROANS) 1097 01:10:25,400 --> 01:10:26,447 (GRUNTS) 1098 01:10:42,080 --> 01:10:43,320 Where to, Captain? 1099 01:10:43,480 --> 01:10:44,481 Ego. 1100 01:10:46,120 --> 01:10:47,167 No, boy! 1101 01:10:55,040 --> 01:10:59,602 It ain't healthy for a mammalian body to hop more than 50 jumps at a time. 1102 01:10:59,760 --> 01:11:00,727 I know that. 1103 01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:03,247 We are about to do 700! 1104 01:11:06,920 --> 01:11:07,921 (SCREAMING) 1105 01:11:08,840 --> 01:11:09,841 (SCREAMING) 1106 01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:11,601 (BOTH SCREAMING) 1107 01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:15,360 (SAM COOKE'S "BRING IT ON HOME TO ME" PLAYING) 1108 01:11:17,120 --> 01:11:19,248 QUILL: So I guess this could all be mine someday. 1109 01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:23,126 Rocket? Rocket, are you there? 1110 01:11:24,480 --> 01:11:25,527 (SIGHS) 1111 01:11:30,360 --> 01:11:32,089 What are you doing, Peter? 1112 01:11:34,360 --> 01:11:35,691 Dance with me. 1113 01:11:35,920 --> 01:11:37,365 I'm not going to dance with you. 1114 01:11:37,560 --> 01:11:39,289 This is Sam Cooke... 1115 01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:43,003 one of the greatest Earth singers of all time. 1116 01:11:44,480 --> 01:11:45,481 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1117 01:12:12,160 --> 01:12:14,162 Drax thinks you're not a dancer. 1118 01:12:15,280 --> 01:12:17,851 If you ever tell anyone about this... 1119 01:12:18,000 --> 01:12:19,411 I will kill you. 1120 01:12:20,160 --> 01:12:24,051 When are we gonna do something about this unspoken thing between us? 1121 01:12:24,680 --> 01:12:26,091 What unspoken thing? 1122 01:12:27,560 --> 01:12:29,244 This... 1123 01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:32,210 Cheers, Sam and Diane... 1124 01:12:32,360 --> 01:12:34,931 a guy and a girl on a TV show who dig each other... 1125 01:12:35,120 --> 01:12:36,480 but never say it because if they do, 1126 01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:37,641 the ratings would go down... 1127 01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:38,881 sort of thing. 1128 01:12:39,040 --> 01:12:40,485 There's no unspoken thing. 1129 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:44,440 Well, it's a catch-22, because if you said it, 1130 01:12:44,520 --> 01:12:45,681 then it would be spoken... 1131 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:48,611 and you would be a liar. So, by not saying it... 1132 01:12:48,800 --> 01:12:52,930 you are telling the truth, and admitting that there is. 1133 01:12:53,080 --> 01:12:55,003 No, that's not what I... 1134 01:12:56,160 --> 01:12:57,161 (SIGHS) 1135 01:12:57,320 --> 01:13:01,370 What we should be discussing right now is something about this place. 1136 01:13:01,560 --> 01:13:03,244 It doesn't feel right. 1137 01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,962 What are you talking about? 1138 01:13:06,120 --> 01:13:07,406 You're the one who wanted me to come here! 1139 01:13:07,560 --> 01:13:08,800 That girl Mantis... 1140 01:13:08,960 --> 01:13:10,041 she's afraid of something. 1141 01:13:10,480 --> 01:13:12,528 Why are you trying to take this away from me? 1142 01:13:12,760 --> 01:13:13,886 I'm not trying... 1143 01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:15,963 He's my father. He's blood. 1144 01:13:16,160 --> 01:13:17,844 You have blood on Earth and you never wanted to return there. 1145 01:13:17,960 --> 01:13:20,088 Again, you made me come here! 1146 01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:22,163 And Earth is the place where my mother died in front of me. 1147 01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:24,971 No, it's because that place is real, and this is a fantasy. 1148 01:13:25,200 --> 01:13:27,885 This is real! I'm only half human, remember? 1149 01:13:28,040 --> 01:13:29,326 That's the half I'm worried about. 1150 01:13:30,040 --> 01:13:31,690 Oh, I get it. You're jealous... 1151 01:13:31,880 --> 01:13:34,201 because I'm part-god, and you like when I'm the weak one. 1152 01:13:34,360 --> 01:13:36,886 You were insufferable to begin with. 1153 01:13:37,040 --> 01:13:38,201 I haven't been able to reach Rocket. 1154 01:13:38,360 --> 01:13:39,725 I'm gonna go outside, and I'm gonna try and get a signal. 1155 01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:42,850 You know what? This is not Cheers after all! 1156 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,844 This is whatever the show is where one person is willing... 1157 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,720 to open themselves up to new possibility, 1158 01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,484 and the other person is a jerk.... 1159 01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:51,440 who doesn't trust anybody! 1160 01:13:51,520 --> 01:13:53,284 It's a show that doesn't exist. 1161 01:13:53,440 --> 01:13:54,851 That's why it would get zero ratings! 1162 01:13:55,360 --> 01:13:57,488 I don't know what Cheers is! 1163 01:13:57,680 --> 01:14:00,650 I finally found my family. Don't you understand that? 1164 01:14:01,880 --> 01:14:03,530 I thought you already had. 1165 01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:32,201 (SIGHS) 1166 01:14:33,040 --> 01:14:34,280 Damn it. 1167 01:14:54,480 --> 01:14:55,481 (GASPS) 1168 01:14:58,120 --> 01:14:59,167 (SCREAMING) 1169 01:15:04,320 --> 01:15:05,924 (GRUNTS) 1170 01:15:07,360 --> 01:15:08,441 Psychopath! 1171 01:15:19,600 --> 01:15:20,806 (PANTING) 1172 01:15:35,120 --> 01:15:37,202 - (YELLING) - (YELPING) 1173 01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:41,567 (GRUNTS) 1174 01:15:43,360 --> 01:15:45,010 (YELPS) 1175 01:15:46,960 --> 01:15:48,246 (PANTING) 1176 01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:54,161 (GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION) 1177 01:15:56,880 --> 01:15:58,166 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1178 01:16:14,640 --> 01:16:15,641 (YELLING) 1179 01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:20,003 - (YELPS) - (CONTINUES YELLING) 1180 01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:22,441 (WHIMPERS) 1181 01:16:23,160 --> 01:16:24,321 (CONTINUES YELLING) 1182 01:16:31,680 --> 01:16:33,045 (PANTING) 1183 01:16:34,360 --> 01:16:35,600 (NEBULA COUGHING) 1184 01:16:39,160 --> 01:16:40,241 (GROANING) 1185 01:16:45,040 --> 01:16:46,166 - (GAMORA GRUNTING) - (NEBULA PANTING) 1186 01:16:52,840 --> 01:16:54,683 (BOTH SCREAM) 1187 01:16:59,320 --> 01:17:00,731 (BOTH GROANING) 1188 01:17:16,400 --> 01:17:18,050 - (NEBULA YELLS) - (GAMORA GROANS) 1189 01:17:18,880 --> 01:17:20,564 Are you kidding me? 1190 01:17:21,240 --> 01:17:22,048 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1191 01:17:34,960 --> 01:17:35,961 (GASPING) 1192 01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:43,761 (YELLS) 1193 01:17:45,240 --> 01:17:46,241 (GAMORA COUGHING) 1194 01:17:47,000 --> 01:17:47,842 I win. 1195 01:17:48,600 --> 01:17:50,807 I win. I bested you in combat. 1196 01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:52,883 No. I saved your life. 1197 01:17:53,040 --> 01:17:54,883 Well, you were stupid enough to let me live. 1198 01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:55,927 You let me live! 1199 01:17:56,080 --> 01:17:57,969 I don't need you always trying to beat me! 1200 01:17:58,120 --> 01:18:00,766 I'm not the one that just flew across the universe just because I wanted to win. 1201 01:18:00,920 --> 01:18:02,560 Do not tell me what I want. 1202 01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:04,051 I don't need to tell you what you want! 1203 01:18:04,240 --> 01:18:05,241 It's obvious! 1204 01:18:05,400 --> 01:18:08,370 You were the one who wanted to win. And I just wanted a sister! 1205 01:18:16,240 --> 01:18:17,765 You were all I had. 1206 01:18:19,120 --> 01:18:21,805 But you were the one who needed to win. 1207 01:18:23,120 --> 01:18:25,327 Thanos pulled my eye from my head... 1208 01:18:26,120 --> 01:18:28,122 and my brain from my skull... 1209 01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:31,169 and my arm from my body... 1210 01:18:32,960 --> 01:18:34,928 because of you. 1211 01:18:38,240 --> 01:18:39,241 (NEBULA SIGHS) 1212 01:18:43,760 --> 01:18:45,410 (LOOKING GLASS' "BRANDY (YOU'RE A FINE GIRL)" PLAYING) 1213 01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:56,966 You all right, son? 1214 01:19:00,320 --> 01:19:02,971 I saw your girl stomp off a little earlier in quite a huff. 1215 01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:04,965 Yeah. (SIGHS) 1216 01:19:05,120 --> 01:19:06,849 It's fortuitous... 1217 01:19:07,000 --> 01:19:08,240 you listening to this song. 1218 01:19:08,400 --> 01:19:09,970 - You know... - Brandy? 1219 01:19:10,440 --> 01:19:11,487 By Looking Glass? 1220 01:19:13,360 --> 01:19:14,691 (CHUCKLES) A favorite of your mom's. 1221 01:19:15,640 --> 01:19:17,165 Yeah, it was. 1222 01:19:17,600 --> 01:19:19,170 One of Earth's greatest musical compositions. 1223 01:19:19,440 --> 01:19:21,522 Perhaps its very greatest. 1224 01:19:21,680 --> 01:19:22,681 Yes! 1225 01:19:22,840 --> 01:19:25,969 Peter, you and I, we're the sailor in that song. 1226 01:19:28,240 --> 01:19:30,004 He came on a summer's day 1227 01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:32,960 Bringing gifts from far away 1228 01:19:35,040 --> 01:19:37,520 Like the child I put in your mother... 1229 01:19:37,680 --> 01:19:39,603 or the freedom you brought Gamora. 1230 01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:44,809 Brandy, you're a fine girl 1231 01:19:44,960 --> 01:19:47,611 What a good wife you would be 1232 01:19:48,720 --> 01:19:51,371 My life, my love 1233 01:19:51,520 --> 01:19:54,808 My lady is the sea 1234 01:19:54,960 --> 01:19:56,803 The sea calls the sailor back. 1235 01:19:56,960 --> 01:19:59,486 He loves the girl, but that's not his place. 1236 01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:04,205 The sea calls upon him as history calls upon great men. 1237 01:20:05,480 --> 01:20:08,927 And sometimes we are deprived the pleasures of mortals. 1238 01:20:09,560 --> 01:20:11,688 Well, you may not be mortal, but me... 1239 01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:12,966 No, Peter... 1240 01:20:13,160 --> 01:20:15,083 death will remain a stranger to both of us... 1241 01:20:15,560 --> 01:20:17,642 as long as the light burns within the planet. 1242 01:20:18,680 --> 01:20:19,727 I'm immortal? 1243 01:20:20,240 --> 01:20:21,241 Mmm-hmm. 1244 01:20:22,040 --> 01:20:23,087 Really? 1245 01:20:23,240 --> 01:20:26,084 Yes! As long as the light exists. 1246 01:20:27,080 --> 01:20:30,323 And I can use the light to build cool things... 1247 01:20:30,480 --> 01:20:32,801 like how you made this whole planet? 1248 01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:35,327 It might take you a few million years of practice... 1249 01:20:35,480 --> 01:20:37,767 before you get really good at it. But, yes! 1250 01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:38,921 What! 1251 01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:42,682 Get ready for an 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor... 1252 01:20:42,840 --> 01:20:43,887 and Heather Locklear. 1253 01:20:44,040 --> 01:20:45,201 You can do anything you want. 1254 01:20:45,400 --> 01:20:46,686 I'm gonna make some weird shit. 1255 01:20:46,840 --> 01:20:50,003 But you know, Peter, it is a tremendous responsibility. 1256 01:20:50,160 --> 01:20:52,686 Only we can remake the universe. 1257 01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:55,320 Only we can take the bridle of the cosmos... 1258 01:20:55,480 --> 01:20:58,324 and lead it to where it needs to go. 1259 01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:00,527 How? 1260 01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:12,365 Come with me. 1261 01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:16,281 (GASPS) 1262 01:21:18,360 --> 01:21:19,600 (SNORING) 1263 01:21:22,360 --> 01:21:23,964 Drax, Drax. Drax! 1264 01:21:24,400 --> 01:21:25,970 Drax! We need to talk. 1265 01:21:28,120 --> 01:21:29,963 I'm sorry. 1266 01:21:30,120 --> 01:21:32,327 But I like a woman with some meat on her bones. 1267 01:21:32,480 --> 01:21:33,561 What? 1268 01:21:33,720 --> 01:21:36,963 I tried to let you down easily by telling you I found you disgusting. 1269 01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:38,525 No, that's not what I... 1270 01:21:38,880 --> 01:21:40,405 (RETCHING) 1271 01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:43,531 What are you doing? 1272 01:21:44,160 --> 01:21:46,481 I'm imagining being with you physically. 1273 01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:47,971 Drax... 1274 01:21:48,480 --> 01:21:49,641 I don't like you like that. 1275 01:21:49,840 --> 01:21:52,161 I don't even like the type of thing you are. 1276 01:21:52,320 --> 01:21:54,766 Hey! There's no need to get personal. 1277 01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:57,491 Listen! Ego's gotten exactly what he wanted. 1278 01:21:57,680 --> 01:21:59,409 I should have told you earlier. 1279 01:21:59,600 --> 01:22:02,604 I'm stupid. You are in danger. 1280 01:22:03,120 --> 01:22:04,770 (BOTH PANTING) 1281 01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:09,361 What is that? 1282 01:22:12,960 --> 01:22:16,407 Now, you need to readjust the way you process life. 1283 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:19,723 Everything around us, including the girl... 1284 01:22:19,880 --> 01:22:23,362 Everything is temporary. 1285 01:22:23,520 --> 01:22:26,330 We are forever. 1286 01:22:26,600 --> 01:22:27,965 Doesn't eternity get boring? 1287 01:22:28,120 --> 01:22:30,521 Not if you have a purpose, Peter... 1288 01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:32,648 which is why you're here. 1289 01:22:32,840 --> 01:22:34,968 I told you how all those years ago... 1290 01:22:35,120 --> 01:22:39,250 I had an unceasing impulse to find life. 1291 01:22:39,400 --> 01:22:43,450 But what I did not tell you was how, when I finally did find it... 1292 01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:45,406 it was all so... 1293 01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:49,723 disappointing. 1294 01:22:50,040 --> 01:22:53,567 And that is when I came... 1295 01:22:53,720 --> 01:22:57,406 to a profound realization. 1296 01:22:58,800 --> 01:23:02,885 My innate desire to seek out other life... 1297 01:23:03,480 --> 01:23:07,644 was not so that I could walk among that life. 1298 01:23:09,880 --> 01:23:11,041 Peter... 1299 01:23:12,080 --> 01:23:15,289 I have found meaning. 1300 01:23:25,760 --> 01:23:26,761 (GASPING) 1301 01:23:35,160 --> 01:23:36,525 I see it. 1302 01:23:38,960 --> 01:23:40,724 Eternity! 1303 01:23:41,160 --> 01:23:42,650 Oh, my God. 1304 01:23:53,280 --> 01:23:55,169 We need to get off this planet. 1305 01:23:55,560 --> 01:23:56,925 (ALL SCREAMING) 1306 01:24:09,000 --> 01:24:10,286 Oh, man. 1307 01:24:10,480 --> 01:24:12,801 Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted... 1308 01:24:12,960 --> 01:24:15,850 At that time, I was a Federal Express man. 1309 01:24:16,680 --> 01:24:18,250 (ALL SCREAMING) 1310 01:24:22,160 --> 01:24:23,650 (BOTH GROAN) 1311 01:24:26,840 --> 01:24:29,000 What the hell you doing, boy? 1312 01:24:29,080 --> 01:24:31,162 I could tell by how you talked about him... 1313 01:24:31,320 --> 01:24:32,651 this Ego is bad news. 1314 01:24:32,800 --> 01:24:34,450 We're here to save Quill. 1315 01:24:34,600 --> 01:24:38,650 For what? Huh? For honor? For love? 1316 01:24:38,880 --> 01:24:41,804 No. I don't care about those things. 1317 01:24:41,960 --> 01:24:44,201 I wanna save Quill so I can prove I'm better than him! 1318 01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:47,125 I can lord this over him forever. 1319 01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:48,641 (LAUGHING) 1320 01:24:48,960 --> 01:24:50,724 What are you laughing at me for? 1321 01:24:51,360 --> 01:24:56,082 You can fool yourself and everyone else, but you can't fool me. 1322 01:24:56,240 --> 01:24:57,526 I know who you are. 1323 01:24:57,680 --> 01:24:59,842 You don't know anything about me, loser. 1324 01:25:00,000 --> 01:25:02,287 I know everything about you. 1325 01:25:02,840 --> 01:25:05,241 I know you play like you're the meanest and the hardest... 1326 01:25:05,400 --> 01:25:06,765 but, actually, you're the most scared of all. 1327 01:25:06,920 --> 01:25:07,762 Shut up! 1328 01:25:07,960 --> 01:25:10,327 I know you steal batteries you don't need... 1329 01:25:10,480 --> 01:25:13,086 and you push away anyone who's willing to put up with you... 1330 01:25:13,240 --> 01:25:14,526 because just a little bit of love... 1331 01:25:14,680 --> 01:25:17,968 reminds you how big and empty that hole inside you actually is. 1332 01:25:18,360 --> 01:25:19,600 I said shut up! 1333 01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:23,163 I know them scientists what made you, never gave a rat's ass about you. 1334 01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:24,651 I'm serious, dude! 1335 01:25:24,800 --> 01:25:27,371 Just like my own damn parents who sold me... 1336 01:25:27,520 --> 01:25:29,409 their own little baby, into slavery. 1337 01:25:30,040 --> 01:25:32,281 I know who you are, boy. 1338 01:25:32,480 --> 01:25:34,482 Because you're me. 1339 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,082 What kind of a pair are we? 1340 01:25:44,400 --> 01:25:47,449 The kind that's about to go fight a planet, I reckon. 1341 01:25:47,600 --> 01:25:50,683 All right, okay! Good. Wait. 1342 01:25:51,200 --> 01:25:52,486 Fight a what? 1343 01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:55,680 (GAMORA YELLS) 1344 01:25:57,000 --> 01:25:57,967 Who are you people? 1345 01:25:58,120 --> 01:25:59,087 What is this place? 1346 01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:00,241 Gamora, let her go! 1347 01:26:00,400 --> 01:26:02,448 The bodies in the caverns... Who are they? 1348 01:26:02,600 --> 01:26:04,921 You are scared. 1349 01:26:06,480 --> 01:26:07,561 (MANTIS COUGHING) 1350 01:26:08,440 --> 01:26:11,330 I call it the Expansion. 1351 01:26:12,440 --> 01:26:15,762 It is my purpose... 1352 01:26:15,920 --> 01:26:19,447 and now it is yours as well. 1353 01:26:20,320 --> 01:26:21,765 It's beautiful. 1354 01:26:23,000 --> 01:26:25,287 Over thousands of years... 1355 01:26:25,440 --> 01:26:28,603 I implanted thousands of extensions of myself... 1356 01:26:28,760 --> 01:26:31,491 on thousands of worlds. 1357 01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:35,440 I need to fulfill life's one true purpose... 1358 01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:37,489 To grow and spread... 1359 01:26:37,640 --> 01:26:40,769 covering all that exists... 1360 01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:45,010 until everything is... 1361 01:26:46,400 --> 01:26:47,401 Me! 1362 01:26:48,200 --> 01:26:50,441 What did she do to me? 1363 01:26:50,640 --> 01:26:52,244 She already told me everything. 1364 01:26:52,400 --> 01:26:54,971 I only had one problem. 1365 01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:58,680 A single Celestial doesn't have enough power 1366 01:26:58,760 --> 01:27:00,728 for such an enterprise. 1367 01:27:00,880 --> 01:27:03,008 But two Celestials... 1368 01:27:03,160 --> 01:27:06,482 Well, now, that just might do. 1369 01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:10,605 The bodies... 1370 01:27:11,360 --> 01:27:13,647 are his children. 1371 01:27:14,200 --> 01:27:15,406 EGO: Out of all my labors... 1372 01:27:15,920 --> 01:27:17,809 the most beguiling was... 1373 01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:21,368 attempting to graft my DNA with that of another species. 1374 01:27:21,520 --> 01:27:24,444 I hoped the result of such a coupling would be enough... 1375 01:27:24,600 --> 01:27:26,443 to power the Expansion. 1376 01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:30,046 I had Yondu deliver some of them to me. 1377 01:27:30,200 --> 01:27:33,602 It broke the Ravager code, but I compensated him generously... 1378 01:27:33,760 --> 01:27:37,526 and to ease his conscience, I said I'd never hurt them. 1379 01:27:37,680 --> 01:27:40,251 I mean, that was true. They never felt a thing. 1380 01:27:40,440 --> 01:27:43,728 But one after the other, they failed me. 1381 01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:47,726 Not one of them carried the Celestial genes. 1382 01:27:47,880 --> 01:27:49,041 Until you, Peter. 1383 01:27:50,360 --> 01:27:52,931 Out of all my spawn... 1384 01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:57,205 only you carried the connection to the light. 1385 01:27:57,360 --> 01:28:00,250 We need to find Peter now, and get off this damn planet. 1386 01:28:00,400 --> 01:28:03,006 Ego will have won him to his side by now. 1387 01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:05,611 - Then we just go. - No! 1388 01:28:05,800 --> 01:28:08,041 - He's our friend. - All any of you do... 1389 01:28:08,200 --> 01:28:10,362 is yell at each other. You are not friends. 1390 01:28:10,520 --> 01:28:11,885 You're right. 1391 01:28:12,400 --> 01:28:13,447 We're family. 1392 01:28:15,360 --> 01:28:16,885 We leave no one behind. 1393 01:28:20,360 --> 01:28:21,646 Except maybe you. 1394 01:28:22,240 --> 01:28:23,730 Oh, my God. 1395 01:28:24,440 --> 01:28:26,522 For the first time in my existence... 1396 01:28:26,680 --> 01:28:29,604 I am truly not alone! 1397 01:28:35,160 --> 01:28:36,321 What is it, son? 1398 01:28:39,680 --> 01:28:40,841 My friends. 1399 01:28:42,200 --> 01:28:46,250 You see, that's the mortal in you, Peter. 1400 01:28:46,560 --> 01:28:47,561 Yes. 1401 01:28:47,840 --> 01:28:50,923 We are beyond such things. 1402 01:28:51,080 --> 01:28:52,081 Yes. 1403 01:28:54,400 --> 01:28:55,640 - Now... - But my mother... 1404 01:28:58,600 --> 01:29:00,921 You said you loved my mother. 1405 01:29:01,080 --> 01:29:02,605 And that I did. 1406 01:29:03,840 --> 01:29:08,721 My river lily who knew all the words to every song that came over the radio. 1407 01:29:10,520 --> 01:29:13,205 I returned to Earth to see her three times. 1408 01:29:13,360 --> 01:29:15,886 And I knew if I returned a fourth... 1409 01:29:16,040 --> 01:29:17,610 I'd never leave. 1410 01:29:18,720 --> 01:29:20,290 The Expansion... 1411 01:29:21,680 --> 01:29:24,047 the reason for my very existence, would be over. 1412 01:29:24,200 --> 01:29:26,248 So, I did what I had to do. 1413 01:29:29,040 --> 01:29:32,442 But it broke my heart to put that tumor in her head. 1414 01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:37,881 What? 1415 01:29:38,040 --> 01:29:39,610 Now, all right... 1416 01:29:39,760 --> 01:29:41,410 I know that sounds bad. 1417 01:29:42,160 --> 01:29:44,128 (GROANING) 1418 01:29:53,440 --> 01:29:56,887 Who in the hell do you think you are? 1419 01:29:57,040 --> 01:29:58,610 You killed my mother! 1420 01:29:58,760 --> 01:29:59,807 I tried... 1421 01:29:59,960 --> 01:30:01,724 so hard... 1422 01:30:01,880 --> 01:30:03,370 to find the form... 1423 01:30:03,520 --> 01:30:05,921 that best suited you... 1424 01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:08,401 and this is the thanks I get? 1425 01:30:10,200 --> 01:30:12,601 You really need to grow up. 1426 01:30:16,280 --> 01:30:19,090 - (GASPS) - I wanted to do this together... 1427 01:30:19,240 --> 01:30:21,200 but I suppose you'll have to learn 1428 01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:24,602 by spending the next thousand years as a battery! 1429 01:30:25,000 --> 01:30:26,240 (TRANSMITTER BEEPING) 1430 01:30:26,320 --> 01:30:28,004 Finally! Rocket? 1431 01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:31,004 Keep that transmitter nearby, so I can find you. 1432 01:30:31,160 --> 01:30:34,369 We're in an old piece of construction equipment Yondu once used... 1433 01:30:34,520 --> 01:30:35,806 to slice open the Bank of A'askavaria. 1434 01:30:35,960 --> 01:30:36,847 Ego's unhinged. 1435 01:30:37,000 --> 01:30:38,490 ROCKET: I know Get ready, 1436 01:30:38,640 --> 01:30:39,926 Drop her, Kraglin. 1437 01:30:40,320 --> 01:30:41,526 (GRUNTS) 1438 01:30:58,520 --> 01:30:59,681 No. 1439 01:31:03,040 --> 01:31:04,804 (LOOKING GLASS' "BRANDY (YOU'RE A FINE GIRL)" PLAYING) 1440 01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:13,684 EGO: My life, my love 1441 01:31:13,840 --> 01:31:16,047 My lady is the sea 1442 01:31:18,200 --> 01:31:19,326 Peter... 1443 01:31:20,120 --> 01:31:22,327 this is the sea. 1444 01:31:24,400 --> 01:31:25,401 Oh... 1445 01:31:28,200 --> 01:31:29,531 (SCREAMING) 1446 01:31:32,240 --> 01:31:33,241 (ALL GASP) 1447 01:31:50,200 --> 01:31:51,281 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1448 01:31:59,280 --> 01:32:00,281 (SIGHS DEEPLY) 1449 01:32:05,600 --> 01:32:07,204 Hey, there, jackass! 1450 01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:12,681 (GROANS) 1451 01:32:13,280 --> 01:32:14,441 (PEOPLE SCREAMING) 1452 01:32:17,520 --> 01:32:19,045 MAN: What is that thing? 1453 01:32:26,560 --> 01:32:28,403 Out of the way, dumber, smaller Groot! 1454 01:32:29,040 --> 01:32:30,041 (BABY GROOT GRUNTING) 1455 01:32:33,240 --> 01:32:35,925 I told you something didn't feel right. 1456 01:32:36,080 --> 01:32:38,401 "I told you so." Just what I need to hear right now. 1457 01:32:38,560 --> 01:32:40,244 Well, I came back, didn't I? 1458 01:32:40,880 --> 01:32:42,211 Because there's an unspoken thing. 1459 01:32:42,360 --> 01:32:44,442 There is no unspoken thing. 1460 01:32:44,600 --> 01:32:46,204 What are you doing? You could've killed us all! 1461 01:32:46,920 --> 01:32:48,490 Uh... "Thank you, Rocket"? 1462 01:32:48,640 --> 01:32:49,846 We had it under control. 1463 01:32:50,040 --> 01:32:52,327 We did not. That is only an extension... 1464 01:32:52,480 --> 01:32:54,528 of his true self. He will be back soon. 1465 01:32:54,680 --> 01:32:55,966 What's Smurfette doing here? 1466 01:32:56,120 --> 01:32:58,043 Whatever I need to do to get a damn ride home. 1467 01:32:58,200 --> 01:32:59,440 She tried to murder me! 1468 01:32:59,600 --> 01:33:01,602 I saved you, you stupid fox! 1469 01:33:01,800 --> 01:33:03,040 He's not a fox. 1470 01:33:03,200 --> 01:33:05,282 - I am Groot. - I'm not a raboon, either. 1471 01:33:05,440 --> 01:33:06,441 I am Groot. 1472 01:33:06,640 --> 01:33:08,051 "Raccoon." Whatever. 1473 01:33:11,560 --> 01:33:12,891 How do we kill a Celestial? 1474 01:33:13,040 --> 01:33:14,485 There's a center to him. 1475 01:33:14,640 --> 01:33:16,760 His brain, his soul, whatever it is... 1476 01:33:16,840 --> 01:33:18,046 Some sort of protective shell. 1477 01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:19,527 It's in the caverns... 1478 01:33:19,680 --> 01:33:20,681 below the surface. 1479 01:33:23,360 --> 01:33:24,885 - Yondu? - (GRUNTS) 1480 01:33:26,960 --> 01:33:27,961 (QUILL GRUNTS) 1481 01:33:30,360 --> 01:33:31,964 (ALL YELP) 1482 01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:34,686 Thrusters are out. 1483 01:33:35,240 --> 01:33:37,083 Guess I should be glad I was a skinny kid. 1484 01:33:37,240 --> 01:33:39,083 Otherwise, you'd have delivered me to this maniac. 1485 01:33:39,240 --> 01:33:41,646 You still reckon that's the reason I kept you around, you idiot? 1486 01:33:41,840 --> 01:33:43,205 That's what you told me, you old doofus. 1487 01:33:43,960 --> 01:33:46,042 Once I figured out what happened to them other kids... 1488 01:33:46,200 --> 01:33:47,804 I wasn't just gonna hand you over. 1489 01:33:47,960 --> 01:33:49,564 You said you were gonna eat me. 1490 01:33:49,720 --> 01:33:51,131 That was being funny! 1491 01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:53,166 Not to me! 1492 01:33:53,320 --> 01:33:54,560 You people have issues. 1493 01:33:54,720 --> 01:33:56,449 Of course I have issues. 1494 01:33:57,400 --> 01:34:00,210 That's my freakin' father! 1495 01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:01,970 Thrusters are back up. 1496 01:34:02,960 --> 01:34:04,041 (EGO YELLING) 1497 01:34:11,880 --> 01:34:13,484 (ALL GRUNT) 1498 01:34:15,560 --> 01:34:17,722 - We should be going up! - QUILL: We can't! 1499 01:34:17,920 --> 01:34:20,400 Ego wants to eradicate the universe as we know it. 1500 01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:21,971 We have to kill him. 1501 01:34:22,120 --> 01:34:22,803 Rocket! 1502 01:34:22,960 --> 01:34:23,609 Got it! 1503 01:34:30,240 --> 01:34:32,686 QUILL: Whoo-hoo! 1504 01:34:37,880 --> 01:34:39,723 So, we're saving the galaxy again? 1505 01:34:39,880 --> 01:34:40,927 I guess. 1506 01:34:41,080 --> 01:34:42,081 Awesome! 1507 01:34:44,240 --> 01:34:46,402 We're really gonna be able to jack up our prices... 1508 01:34:46,560 --> 01:34:48,210 if we're two-time galaxy savers. 1509 01:34:48,360 --> 01:34:50,931 I seriously can't believe that's where your mind goes. 1510 01:34:51,120 --> 01:34:53,851 It was just a random thought, man. I thought we were friends. 1511 01:34:54,040 --> 01:34:56,281 Of course, I care about the planets, and the buildings... 1512 01:34:56,440 --> 01:34:58,204 and all the animals on the planets. 1513 01:34:58,360 --> 01:34:59,566 And the people. 1514 01:34:59,720 --> 01:35:00,926 Meh. 1515 01:35:01,440 --> 01:35:05,490 The crabby puppy is so cute. He makes me wanna die! 1516 01:35:06,160 --> 01:35:07,924 (SILVER'S "WHAM BAM SHANG-A-LANG" PLAYING) 1517 01:35:10,280 --> 01:35:11,884 (SONG CONTINUES) 1518 01:35:18,280 --> 01:35:19,884 (SINGING ALONG) 1519 01:35:34,160 --> 01:35:35,730 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1520 01:35:43,240 --> 01:35:44,241 AYESHA: Pilots... 1521 01:35:44,400 --> 01:35:45,765 release envoy units. 1522 01:35:48,040 --> 01:35:52,090 Our sensors detect the batteries are below the surface of the planet. 1523 01:35:53,960 --> 01:35:55,041 Dive! 1524 01:35:58,320 --> 01:36:00,049 (SONG CONTINUES) 1525 01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:13,370 Um... Captain? 1526 01:36:14,160 --> 01:36:15,560 Captain? 1527 01:36:15,640 --> 01:36:16,641 (TRANSMISSION BREAKING UP) 1528 01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:22,204 Tell me why Ego wants you here? 1529 01:36:22,720 --> 01:36:24,370 He needs my genetic connection to the light... 1530 01:36:24,520 --> 01:36:26,727 to help destroy the universe. 1531 01:36:26,920 --> 01:36:29,082 He tried to teach me how to control the power. 1532 01:36:29,240 --> 01:36:30,366 So, could you? 1533 01:36:30,520 --> 01:36:31,726 A little. 1534 01:36:31,880 --> 01:36:33,120 I made a ball. 1535 01:36:33,280 --> 01:36:34,281 A ball? 1536 01:36:34,440 --> 01:36:36,160 I thought as hard as I could. 1537 01:36:36,240 --> 01:36:37,810 It was all that I could come up with. 1538 01:36:37,960 --> 01:36:39,291 You "thought"? 1539 01:36:39,480 --> 01:36:41,562 You think when I make this arrow fly... 1540 01:36:41,720 --> 01:36:43,563 - I use my head? - (GROANS) 1541 01:36:44,120 --> 01:36:45,121 (GRUNTING) 1542 01:36:47,160 --> 01:36:48,400 (ALL YELP) 1543 01:36:55,040 --> 01:36:56,371 Whoa. 1544 01:37:05,120 --> 01:37:06,121 There. 1545 01:37:06,280 --> 01:37:08,248 That's Ego's core. 1546 01:37:10,600 --> 01:37:12,250 GAMORA: That ore is thick, Rocket. 1547 01:37:12,400 --> 01:37:14,050 I got it covered. 1548 01:37:20,520 --> 01:37:21,851 We must hurry. 1549 01:37:22,000 --> 01:37:24,048 It will not take Ego long to find us. 1550 01:37:28,360 --> 01:37:29,566 Keep it steady. 1551 01:37:36,040 --> 01:37:38,008 We drill into the center, we kill him! 1552 01:37:44,520 --> 01:37:45,760 KRAGLIN: Captain? 1553 01:37:46,160 --> 01:37:47,207 What is it, Kraglin? 1554 01:37:47,360 --> 01:37:49,328 Hey, remember that Ayesha chick? 1555 01:37:49,880 --> 01:37:51,803 - Yeah, why? - Uh... 1556 01:37:52,080 --> 01:37:53,286 Oh, hell! 1557 01:37:53,520 --> 01:37:54,726 (SILVER'S "WHAM BAM SHANG-A-LANG" PLAYING) 1558 01:38:01,280 --> 01:38:02,805 (ALL YELP) 1559 01:38:04,800 --> 01:38:05,801 (ALL GRUNTING) 1560 01:38:13,880 --> 01:38:15,484 Why aren't you firing the lasers? 1561 01:38:15,920 --> 01:38:17,649 They blew out the generator. 1562 01:38:17,800 --> 01:38:20,610 I think I packed a small detonator. 1563 01:38:20,760 --> 01:38:22,330 A detonator is worthless without explosives. 1564 01:38:22,480 --> 01:38:23,970 Well, we got these. 1565 01:38:24,720 --> 01:38:26,768 Is that thing strong enough to kill Ego? 1566 01:38:26,960 --> 01:38:28,849 If it is, it'll cause a chain reaction... 1567 01:38:29,000 --> 01:38:30,684 throughout his entire nervous system. 1568 01:38:30,880 --> 01:38:31,642 Meaning what? 1569 01:38:31,840 --> 01:38:33,365 The entire planet will explode. 1570 01:38:33,520 --> 01:38:34,965 We'll have to get out of here fast. 1571 01:38:35,120 --> 01:38:36,724 I rigged a timer. 1572 01:38:37,680 --> 01:38:38,761 QUILL: Go! 1573 01:38:46,040 --> 01:38:47,087 (QUILL GRUNTING) 1574 01:38:52,960 --> 01:38:54,689 He's coming. 1575 01:38:56,120 --> 01:38:57,849 Didn't you say you could make him sleep? 1576 01:38:58,360 --> 01:39:00,761 When he wants. He's too powerful. 1577 01:39:00,920 --> 01:39:02,251 I can't! 1578 01:39:02,760 --> 01:39:04,649 You don't have to believe in yourself... 1579 01:39:05,360 --> 01:39:07,408 because I believe in you. 1580 01:39:07,600 --> 01:39:08,726 (GASPING) 1581 01:39:11,040 --> 01:39:12,087 (YELLS) 1582 01:39:19,800 --> 01:39:20,369 Sleep! 1583 01:39:25,120 --> 01:39:26,121 (GASPS) 1584 01:39:28,200 --> 01:39:29,770 I never thought she'd be able to do it... 1585 01:39:29,920 --> 01:39:32,161 with as weak and skinny as she appears to be. 1586 01:39:33,080 --> 01:39:36,004 I don't know how long I can hold him. 1587 01:39:39,320 --> 01:39:41,004 ROCKET: The metal's too thick. 1588 01:39:41,200 --> 01:39:44,488 For the bomb to work, we'd actually need to place it on Ego's core. 1589 01:39:44,640 --> 01:39:46,927 And our fat butts ain't gonna fit through those tiny holes. 1590 01:39:47,600 --> 01:39:48,601 QUILL: Well... 1591 01:39:51,400 --> 01:39:53,243 That's a terrible idea. 1592 01:39:53,400 --> 01:39:55,687 Which is the only kind of idea we have left. 1593 01:39:56,680 --> 01:39:58,170 (GROANS) Unbelievable. 1594 01:39:58,320 --> 01:40:00,527 "Rocket, do this. Rocket, do that." 1595 01:40:02,120 --> 01:40:03,610 (SIGHS) What a day. 1596 01:40:11,160 --> 01:40:14,767 All right, first you flick this switch, then this switch. 1597 01:40:14,920 --> 01:40:16,081 That activates it. 1598 01:40:16,280 --> 01:40:18,089 Then you push this button... 1599 01:40:18,280 --> 01:40:21,329 which will give you five minutes to get out of there. 1600 01:40:21,480 --> 01:40:22,766 Now, whatever you do... 1601 01:40:23,400 --> 01:40:25,801 don't push this button... 1602 01:40:25,960 --> 01:40:28,040 because that will set off the bomb immediately 1603 01:40:28,120 --> 01:40:29,610 and we'll all be dead. 1604 01:40:29,720 --> 01:40:32,166 Now, repeat back what I just said. 1605 01:40:32,320 --> 01:40:34,004 - I am Groot. - Uh-huh. 1606 01:40:34,280 --> 01:40:36,248 - I am Groot. - That's right. 1607 01:40:36,400 --> 01:40:37,526 - I am Groot. - No! 1608 01:40:37,960 --> 01:40:40,281 No, that's the button that will kill everyone! 1609 01:40:40,440 --> 01:40:41,441 Try again. 1610 01:40:42,680 --> 01:40:43,841 Hmm... 1611 01:40:44,480 --> 01:40:46,244 - I am Groot. - Mmm-hmm. 1612 01:40:46,480 --> 01:40:48,562 - I am Groot. - Uh-huh. 1613 01:40:48,720 --> 01:40:49,642 I am Groot. 1614 01:40:49,800 --> 01:40:51,643 No! That's exactly what you just said! 1615 01:40:51,800 --> 01:40:53,404 How is that even possible? 1616 01:40:53,560 --> 01:40:55,801 Which button is the button you're supposed to push? 1617 01:40:55,960 --> 01:40:57,041 Point to it. 1618 01:40:57,200 --> 01:40:58,122 No! 1619 01:40:58,520 --> 01:41:00,284 QUILL: Hey, you're making him nervous! 1620 01:41:00,440 --> 01:41:02,204 Shut up and get me some tape! 1621 01:41:02,360 --> 01:41:03,725 Does anybody have any tape out there? 1622 01:41:03,880 --> 01:41:05,644 I wanna put some tape over the death button. 1623 01:41:05,800 --> 01:41:08,690 I don't have any tape. Let me check. 1624 01:41:08,840 --> 01:41:11,525 Yo, Yondu... Ow! 1625 01:41:11,640 --> 01:41:13,802 Do you have any tape? 1626 01:41:14,040 --> 01:41:15,963 (QUILL GROANING) 1627 01:41:16,120 --> 01:41:19,169 Gamora? Do you have any tape? 1628 01:41:19,320 --> 01:41:20,367 Tape! 1629 01:41:20,520 --> 01:41:22,966 Never mind. Ow! 1630 01:41:23,880 --> 01:41:26,400 Drax, do you have any tape? 1631 01:41:26,480 --> 01:41:29,165 - (ROCKET COUGHS) - Yes, Scotch tape would work. 1632 01:41:29,440 --> 01:41:31,408 Then why did you ask me if Scotch tape would work, 1633 01:41:31,520 --> 01:41:33,010 if you don't have any? 1634 01:41:34,000 --> 01:41:35,240 Nobody has any tape! 1635 01:41:35,440 --> 01:41:36,771 Not a single person has tape? 1636 01:41:37,160 --> 01:41:38,161 Nope! 1637 01:41:38,360 --> 01:41:39,486 Did you ask Nebula? 1638 01:41:40,360 --> 01:41:41,043 Yes! 1639 01:41:41,240 --> 01:41:42,526 Are you sure? 1640 01:41:42,680 --> 01:41:44,011 I asked Yondu... 1641 01:41:44,200 --> 01:41:46,320 - and she was sitting next to him. - I knew you were lying! 1642 01:41:46,400 --> 01:41:48,448 You have priceless batteries and an atomic bomb in your bag. 1643 01:41:48,680 --> 01:41:51,081 If anybody's gonna have tape, it's you! 1644 01:41:51,240 --> 01:41:54,767 That's exactly my point! I have to do everything! 1645 01:41:54,960 --> 01:41:57,440 You are wasting a lot of time here! 1646 01:41:59,920 --> 01:42:01,046 Whee! 1647 01:42:03,800 --> 01:42:05,723 We're all gonna die. 1648 01:42:07,440 --> 01:42:09,568 YONDU: Rear thrusters are out again! 1649 01:42:09,800 --> 01:42:12,485 - We're done for without that generator! - (GRUNTS) 1650 01:42:16,720 --> 01:42:18,245 (GROANS) 1651 01:42:25,840 --> 01:42:27,080 Guardians... 1652 01:42:27,880 --> 01:42:29,564 perhaps it will provide you solace... 1653 01:42:29,720 --> 01:42:32,326 that your deaths are not without purpose. 1654 01:42:32,880 --> 01:42:34,450 They will serve as a warning... 1655 01:42:34,600 --> 01:42:37,001 to all of those tempted with betraying us. 1656 01:42:37,520 --> 01:42:40,330 Don't screw with the Sovereign. 1657 01:42:44,080 --> 01:42:45,161 This is gonna hurt. 1658 01:42:45,320 --> 01:42:46,845 Promises, promises. 1659 01:42:49,240 --> 01:42:50,287 (SCREAMING) 1660 01:42:53,760 --> 01:42:55,046 (ALL YELP) 1661 01:42:57,280 --> 01:42:58,088 Hey! 1662 01:42:58,560 --> 01:42:59,766 (CONTINUES SCREAMING) 1663 01:43:02,680 --> 01:43:03,761 (GASPS) 1664 01:43:09,920 --> 01:43:10,921 No! 1665 01:43:11,520 --> 01:43:13,648 No! No! No! 1666 01:43:19,120 --> 01:43:20,042 QUILL: We're gonna blow! 1667 01:43:20,840 --> 01:43:21,841 (WHISTLES) 1668 01:43:23,840 --> 01:43:24,887 (GAMORA GRUNTS) 1669 01:43:25,400 --> 01:43:27,323 Peter! No! 1670 01:43:45,640 --> 01:43:46,721 (LAUGHS) 1671 01:43:47,240 --> 01:43:48,048 What? 1672 01:43:48,560 --> 01:43:50,562 You look like Mary Poppins. 1673 01:43:50,720 --> 01:43:52,131 Is he cool? 1674 01:43:53,920 --> 01:43:55,570 Hell, yeah, he's cool. 1675 01:43:56,320 --> 01:43:58,209 I'm Mary Poppins, y'all! 1676 01:44:24,360 --> 01:44:25,441 (GROANS) 1677 01:44:25,640 --> 01:44:27,608 Mantis, look out! 1678 01:44:39,720 --> 01:44:41,324 She's just unconscious. 1679 01:44:57,360 --> 01:44:58,930 How long until the bomb goes off? 1680 01:44:59,080 --> 01:45:01,447 In the unlikely event that Groot doesn't kill us all... 1681 01:45:01,600 --> 01:45:02,761 about six minutes. 1682 01:45:07,800 --> 01:45:10,326 Kraglin, we need the quadrant for an extraction. 1683 01:45:10,480 --> 01:45:11,481 T-minus five minutes. 1684 01:45:11,640 --> 01:45:12,801 Aye, Captain. 1685 01:45:16,680 --> 01:45:18,523 Somebody's gotta be up top when Kraglin arrives. 1686 01:45:19,840 --> 01:45:21,365 Drax, take Mantis. 1687 01:45:24,240 --> 01:45:25,526 Ow! My nipples! 1688 01:45:25,960 --> 01:45:26,961 (SCREAMING) 1689 01:45:30,960 --> 01:45:32,928 - (ALL YELP) - (SCREAMING) 1690 01:45:34,200 --> 01:45:35,406 Gamora! 1691 01:45:36,840 --> 01:45:37,841 (EGO GROWLS) 1692 01:45:38,720 --> 01:45:39,767 Peter! 1693 01:45:40,040 --> 01:45:41,246 (CONTINUES SCREAMING) 1694 01:45:52,440 --> 01:45:54,044 (PANTING) 1695 01:45:54,600 --> 01:45:55,931 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1696 01:45:59,240 --> 01:46:00,605 (BOTH PANTING) 1697 01:46:06,080 --> 01:46:07,411 Get over it. 1698 01:46:07,880 --> 01:46:11,601 Come now, Peter. I know this isn't what you want. 1699 01:46:12,280 --> 01:46:13,645 (YONDU WHISTLING) 1700 01:46:13,760 --> 01:46:18,129 What kind of father would I be to let you make this choice? 1701 01:46:18,680 --> 01:46:19,727 (CONTINUES WHISTLING) 1702 01:46:34,600 --> 01:46:35,761 (GRUNTING) 1703 01:46:47,680 --> 01:46:49,680 Yeah! (GROANS) 1704 01:46:49,760 --> 01:46:53,401 EGO: Soon, Peter, we will be all there is. 1705 01:46:54,080 --> 01:46:57,163 So stop pissing me off! 1706 01:47:00,440 --> 01:47:01,680 (QUILL PANTING) 1707 01:47:02,920 --> 01:47:04,001 (GROANS) 1708 01:47:11,160 --> 01:47:12,446 (STRAINING) 1709 01:47:17,400 --> 01:47:18,970 We have to get up to the extraction point! 1710 01:47:27,160 --> 01:47:28,161 - Go! - (YELLS) 1711 01:47:38,040 --> 01:47:39,087 (PANTING) 1712 01:47:39,760 --> 01:47:40,921 (STRAINING) 1713 01:47:49,920 --> 01:47:51,206 (ALARM BLARING) 1714 01:48:02,120 --> 01:48:03,121 (YELPS) 1715 01:48:07,400 --> 01:48:08,401 (STRAINING) 1716 01:48:14,840 --> 01:48:16,251 (CONTINUES PANTING) 1717 01:48:29,440 --> 01:48:30,441 (BOTH YELP) 1718 01:48:31,160 --> 01:48:32,207 (ROCKET GRUNTING) 1719 01:48:53,440 --> 01:48:55,090 (GROANS) 1720 01:48:56,600 --> 01:48:57,840 (YELLING IN PAIN) 1721 01:49:00,040 --> 01:49:01,087 (ROCKET GROANING) 1722 01:49:03,720 --> 01:49:04,721 (GROANING) 1723 01:49:11,600 --> 01:49:13,045 (GRUNTS) 1724 01:49:19,760 --> 01:49:20,841 (WHIMPERS) 1725 01:49:22,400 --> 01:49:23,811 (CRYING) 1726 01:49:27,560 --> 01:49:29,164 I told you... 1727 01:49:29,320 --> 01:49:33,166 I don't want to do this alone. 1728 01:49:34,080 --> 01:49:35,161 (SCREAMING) 1729 01:49:36,360 --> 01:49:37,407 You cannot deny... 1730 01:49:37,520 --> 01:49:41,844 the purpose the universe has bestowed upon you. 1731 01:49:43,360 --> 01:49:44,361 (CHOKES) 1732 01:49:51,080 --> 01:49:52,809 OFFICER: Everyone, I need you to stay back! 1733 01:49:52,960 --> 01:49:53,961 What is that? 1734 01:49:55,200 --> 01:49:57,043 (ALL SCREAMING) 1735 01:50:09,720 --> 01:50:11,927 EGO: It doesn't need to be like this, Peter. 1736 01:50:14,080 --> 01:50:17,084 Why are you destroying our chance? 1737 01:50:19,840 --> 01:50:22,969 Stop pretending you aren't what you are. 1738 01:50:24,800 --> 01:50:25,801 One in billions. 1739 01:50:27,560 --> 01:50:29,400 Trillions. Even more. 1740 01:50:29,480 --> 01:50:30,720 (PANTING) 1741 01:50:31,760 --> 01:50:36,129 What greater meaning can life possibly have to offer? 1742 01:50:38,800 --> 01:50:42,885 I don't use my head to fly the arrow, boy! 1743 01:50:43,480 --> 01:50:45,369 I use my heart... 1744 01:51:01,960 --> 01:51:04,167 (FLEETWOOD MAC'S "THE CHAIN" PLAYING) 1745 01:51:06,240 --> 01:51:07,366 (QUILL GRUNTING) 1746 01:51:20,600 --> 01:51:24,321 You shouldn't have killed my mom, and squished my Walkman. 1747 01:51:24,480 --> 01:51:28,087 And if you don't love me now 1748 01:51:28,280 --> 01:51:30,601 You will never love me again 1749 01:51:30,800 --> 01:51:33,644 I can still hear you saying 1750 01:51:33,840 --> 01:51:37,765 You would never break the chain 1751 01:51:37,960 --> 01:51:39,883 And if you don't love me now 1752 01:51:40,120 --> 01:51:42,691 You will never love me again 1753 01:51:43,440 --> 01:51:47,604 I can still hear you saying 1754 01:51:47,800 --> 01:51:50,565 You would never break the chain 1755 01:51:50,760 --> 01:51:53,206 And if you don't love me now 1756 01:51:53,360 --> 01:51:56,364 You will never love me again 1757 01:51:56,560 --> 01:51:59,291 I can still hear you saying 1758 01:51:59,400 --> 01:52:01,971 You would never break the chain 1759 01:52:04,640 --> 01:52:07,564 Groot? If you can hear me, hurry up! 1760 01:52:07,720 --> 01:52:10,769 I'm not sure how long Quill can keep him distracted! 1761 01:52:11,240 --> 01:52:12,810 Groot, hurry! 1762 01:52:40,720 --> 01:52:41,721 (GRUNTS) 1763 01:52:51,320 --> 01:52:52,560 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1764 01:52:55,840 --> 01:52:56,966 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1765 01:53:08,560 --> 01:53:10,722 Yondu, we're about to blow! 1766 01:53:11,000 --> 01:53:12,365 Get to the ship! 1767 01:53:12,520 --> 01:53:13,567 Not without Quill! 1768 01:53:14,000 --> 01:53:15,889 You need to take care of the twig! 1769 01:53:17,240 --> 01:53:18,969 Not without you! 1770 01:53:20,200 --> 01:53:23,522 I ain't done nothin' right my whole damn life, rat. 1771 01:53:26,880 --> 01:53:29,008 You need to give me this. 1772 01:53:30,440 --> 01:53:31,441 (SIGHS) 1773 01:53:37,240 --> 01:53:38,241 Uh... 1774 01:53:39,320 --> 01:53:41,800 A spacesuit and an aero-rig. 1775 01:53:42,000 --> 01:53:44,082 I only have one of each. 1776 01:53:49,560 --> 01:53:50,561 (SIGHS) 1777 01:53:56,400 --> 01:53:57,970 I am Groot. 1778 01:53:58,760 --> 01:53:59,841 What's that? 1779 01:54:01,560 --> 01:54:05,770 He says, "Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy." 1780 01:54:06,360 --> 01:54:08,647 Only he didn't use "frickin'." 1781 01:54:14,960 --> 01:54:16,041 Bye, twig. 1782 01:54:17,960 --> 01:54:21,442 We're gonna need to have a real discussion about your language. 1783 01:54:24,600 --> 01:54:25,601 (GROANS) 1784 01:54:28,720 --> 01:54:30,324 (GROANING) 1785 01:54:41,920 --> 01:54:43,160 (BOTH YELLING) 1786 01:55:02,680 --> 01:55:03,761 (BOTH GROAN) 1787 01:55:05,240 --> 01:55:06,651 (BEEPING) 1788 01:55:08,920 --> 01:55:09,921 (GASPING) 1789 01:55:16,160 --> 01:55:17,161 Where's Peter? 1790 01:55:18,000 --> 01:55:19,968 Rocket, where is he? 1791 01:55:20,680 --> 01:55:21,681 Rocket. 1792 01:55:21,840 --> 01:55:23,410 Rocket, look at me! Where is he? 1793 01:55:26,040 --> 01:55:27,041 Mmm... 1794 01:55:29,840 --> 01:55:32,207 No. I'm not leaving without him. 1795 01:55:35,840 --> 01:55:37,001 (GROANS) 1796 01:55:39,200 --> 01:55:40,201 I'm sorry. 1797 01:55:41,000 --> 01:55:43,810 I can only afford to lose one friend today. 1798 01:55:44,360 --> 01:55:45,361 Kraglin, go! 1799 01:55:46,240 --> 01:55:47,241 Wait... 1800 01:55:48,000 --> 01:55:49,570 Is Quill back? 1801 01:55:51,080 --> 01:55:53,526 Rocket, where's Quill? 1802 01:55:54,640 --> 01:55:57,928 (SHOUTING) Rocket, where's Quill? 1803 01:55:59,080 --> 01:56:00,320 Rocket! 1804 01:56:01,360 --> 01:56:02,202 Where's Quill? 1805 01:56:04,400 --> 01:56:06,323 Where's Quill? 1806 01:56:06,560 --> 01:56:08,050 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1807 01:56:14,720 --> 01:56:16,882 No, we need to stop it. 1808 01:56:22,040 --> 01:56:23,087 Stop. 1809 01:56:23,880 --> 01:56:25,450 Stop. Listen to me! 1810 01:56:25,640 --> 01:56:27,165 You are a god. 1811 01:56:28,720 --> 01:56:30,085 If you kill me... 1812 01:56:30,240 --> 01:56:32,720 you'll be just like everybody else. 1813 01:56:33,840 --> 01:56:35,490 What's so wrong with that? 1814 01:56:35,640 --> 01:56:36,562 No! 1815 01:57:27,240 --> 01:57:29,402 He may have been your father, boy, 1816 01:57:29,520 --> 01:57:30,965 but he wasn't your daddy. 1817 01:57:35,360 --> 01:57:37,681 I'm sorry I didn't do none of it right. 1818 01:57:38,760 --> 01:57:41,047 I'm damn lucky you're my boy. 1819 01:57:44,800 --> 01:57:47,326 - What? - (CHUCKLES) 1820 01:57:57,920 --> 01:57:59,081 Yondu, what are you doing? 1821 01:57:59,240 --> 01:58:00,366 You can't. 1822 01:58:01,640 --> 01:58:02,641 Yondu! 1823 01:58:08,560 --> 01:58:10,005 No! 1824 01:58:14,600 --> 01:58:15,522 No! 1825 01:58:16,600 --> 01:58:18,204 Oh! Aww... 1826 01:58:18,880 --> 01:58:21,406 No! No! 1827 01:58:22,120 --> 01:58:24,043 Oh, no! 1828 01:58:40,880 --> 01:58:42,848 (SOBBING) 1829 01:59:18,880 --> 01:59:20,370 QUILL: I told Gamora... 1830 01:59:20,480 --> 01:59:22,400 how when I was a kid I used to pretend 1831 01:59:22,480 --> 01:59:24,289 David Hasselhoff was my dad. 1832 01:59:27,200 --> 01:59:29,806 He's a singer and actor from Earth, really famous guy. 1833 01:59:31,400 --> 01:59:33,209 Earlier, it struck me... 1834 01:59:34,440 --> 01:59:38,570 Yondu didn't have a talking car, but he did have a flying arrow. 1835 01:59:39,160 --> 01:59:41,447 He didn't have the beautiful voice of an angel... 1836 01:59:41,600 --> 01:59:43,880 but he did have the whistle of one. 1837 01:59:43,960 --> 01:59:47,520 Both Yondu and David Hasselhoff went on kick-ass adventures... 1838 01:59:47,600 --> 01:59:50,171 and hooked up with hot women... 1839 01:59:50,320 --> 01:59:52,288 and fought robots. 1840 01:59:55,000 --> 01:59:59,005 I guess David Hasselhoff did kind of end up being my dad after all. 1841 01:59:59,160 --> 02:00:00,241 Only it was you, Yondu. 1842 02:00:06,920 --> 02:00:08,809 I had a pretty cool dad. 1843 02:00:11,800 --> 02:00:14,451 What I'm trying to say here is... 1844 02:00:15,440 --> 02:00:20,128 sometimes that thing you're searching for your whole life... 1845 02:00:22,480 --> 02:00:24,801 it's right there by your side all along. 1846 02:00:24,960 --> 02:00:26,769 You don't even know it. 1847 02:00:34,360 --> 02:00:35,361 (SNIFFLES) 1848 02:00:38,880 --> 02:00:40,325 I am Groot. 1849 02:00:41,720 --> 02:00:43,484 He did call you twig. 1850 02:00:45,920 --> 02:00:47,251 Nebula... 1851 02:00:52,200 --> 02:00:54,168 I was a child like you. 1852 02:00:55,120 --> 02:00:59,205 I was concerned with staying alive until the next day, every day. 1853 02:00:59,360 --> 02:01:02,330 And I never considered what Thanos was doing to you. 1854 02:01:02,520 --> 02:01:04,249 I'm trying to make it right. 1855 02:01:04,440 --> 02:01:05,851 There are little girls like you... 1856 02:01:06,000 --> 02:01:08,844 across the universe who are in danger. 1857 02:01:11,520 --> 02:01:13,010 You can stay with us and help them. 1858 02:01:13,680 --> 02:01:15,967 I will help them by killing Thanos. 1859 02:01:16,160 --> 02:01:18,208 I don't know if that's possible. 1860 02:01:20,840 --> 02:01:21,841 (NEBULA GASPS) 1861 02:01:33,120 --> 02:01:35,248 You will always be my sister. 1862 02:02:19,560 --> 02:02:20,368 KRAGLIN: Pete! 1863 02:02:24,240 --> 02:02:26,004 Captain found this for you in a junker shop. 1864 02:02:26,160 --> 02:02:29,004 Said you'd come back to the fold someday. 1865 02:02:30,800 --> 02:02:31,926 What is it? 1866 02:02:32,080 --> 02:02:33,081 It's called a Zune. 1867 02:02:33,280 --> 02:02:34,930 It's what everybody's listening to on Earth nowadays. 1868 02:02:35,080 --> 02:02:36,684 It's got 300 songs on it. 1869 02:02:36,840 --> 02:02:39,127 300 songs? 1870 02:02:44,280 --> 02:02:45,361 Wait. 1871 02:02:51,480 --> 02:02:53,369 Rocket grabbed the pieces, and reassembled them. 1872 02:02:53,520 --> 02:02:55,966 I think Yondu would want you to have it. 1873 02:02:59,360 --> 02:03:00,725 Thanks... 1874 02:03:02,560 --> 02:03:03,800 Captain. 1875 02:03:30,480 --> 02:03:33,086 (CAT STEVENS' "FATHER AND SON" PLAYING) 1876 02:03:42,880 --> 02:03:45,611 It's not time to make a change 1877 02:03:46,720 --> 02:03:50,441 Just relax, take it easy 1878 02:03:50,600 --> 02:03:54,321 You're still young, that's your fault 1879 02:03:54,480 --> 02:03:57,370 There's so much you have to know 1880 02:03:57,520 --> 02:04:01,730 Find a girl, settle down 1881 02:04:01,880 --> 02:04:04,963 If you want you can marry 1882 02:04:05,160 --> 02:04:10,530 Look at me, I am old, but I'm happy 1883 02:04:11,000 --> 02:04:12,525 (SONG CONTINUES) 1884 02:04:15,880 --> 02:04:17,211 They came. 1885 02:04:25,200 --> 02:04:26,725 What is it? 1886 02:04:27,360 --> 02:04:29,920 I sent word to Yondu's old Ravager buddies, 1887 02:04:30,000 --> 02:04:31,445 and told them what he did. 1888 02:04:35,200 --> 02:04:36,929 It's a Ravager funeral. 1889 02:04:49,960 --> 02:04:51,724 (GASPING) 1890 02:04:54,320 --> 02:04:55,242 Yeah! 1891 02:04:55,920 --> 02:04:57,410 Yeah! 1892 02:05:04,760 --> 02:05:06,603 He didn't let us down after all, Captain. 1893 02:05:07,600 --> 02:05:09,364 No, he did not, son. 1894 02:05:10,360 --> 02:05:11,805 He did not. 1895 02:05:18,560 --> 02:05:21,803 Fare thee well, old friend. 1896 02:05:24,240 --> 02:05:28,928 Yondu Udonta, I will see you in the stars. 1897 02:05:33,000 --> 02:05:34,968 He didn't chase them away. 1898 02:05:35,120 --> 02:05:36,246 No. 1899 02:05:37,280 --> 02:05:39,328 Even though he yelled at them. 1900 02:05:39,480 --> 02:05:41,005 And was always mean. 1901 02:05:43,640 --> 02:05:45,768 And he stole batteries he didn't need. 1902 02:05:51,400 --> 02:05:52,970 Well, of course not. 1903 02:05:58,800 --> 02:05:59,961 (BABY GROOT WHIMPERS) 1904 02:06:01,080 --> 02:06:02,445 (YAWNS) 1905 02:06:17,160 --> 02:06:18,321 What? 1906 02:06:19,000 --> 02:06:20,161 It's just... 1907 02:06:22,840 --> 02:06:25,446 some unspoken thing. 1908 02:06:34,640 --> 02:06:36,688 It's beautiful. 1909 02:06:38,160 --> 02:06:39,366 It is. 1910 02:06:40,880 --> 02:06:43,008 And so are you. 1911 02:06:45,000 --> 02:06:46,240 On the inside. 1912 02:06:48,040 --> 02:06:49,644 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1913 02:06:53,120 --> 02:06:54,849 Now there's a way 1914 02:06:55,040 --> 02:06:59,011 And I know that I have to go away 1915 02:07:00,720 --> 02:07:03,200 I know I have to go 1916 02:07:14,360 --> 02:07:16,488 (CHEAP TRICK'S "SURRENDER" PLAYING) 1917 02:07:24,680 --> 02:07:26,250 (WHISTLING) 1918 02:07:42,680 --> 02:07:44,205 (DRAX SCREAMING) 1919 02:08:42,360 --> 02:08:43,441 You know, it's a shame... 1920 02:08:43,600 --> 02:08:47,969 that it took the tragedy of losing Yondu to bring us all together again. 1921 02:08:48,120 --> 02:08:51,329 But I think he'd be proud knowing that we are back as a team. 1922 02:08:52,000 --> 02:08:53,047 I'm in. 1923 02:08:53,240 --> 02:08:54,082 Dope. 1924 02:08:54,240 --> 02:08:56,322 I miss you guys so much! 1925 02:08:56,480 --> 02:08:57,686 Hell, yes. 1926 02:09:00,800 --> 02:09:02,723 What say we steal some shit? 1927 02:09:05,000 --> 02:09:07,446 (PARLIAMENT'S "FLASHLIGHT" PLAYING) 1928 02:11:21,920 --> 02:11:23,809 High Priestess, the Council is waiting. 1929 02:11:25,080 --> 02:11:28,163 They are perturbed I've wasted our resources. 1930 02:11:32,840 --> 02:11:35,810 When they see what I have created here... 1931 02:11:35,960 --> 02:11:37,928 their wrath will dissipate. 1932 02:11:39,200 --> 02:11:42,204 It's a new type of birthing pod, ma'am? 1933 02:11:43,600 --> 02:11:44,806 That, my child... 1934 02:11:45,000 --> 02:11:46,809 is the next step in our evolution. 1935 02:11:47,000 --> 02:11:50,163 More powerful, more beautiful... 1936 02:11:50,320 --> 02:11:54,370 more capable of destroying the Guardians of the Galaxy. 1937 02:11:57,040 --> 02:11:59,486 I think I shall call him... 1938 02:12:01,320 --> 02:12:02,731 Adam. 1939 02:12:04,000 --> 02:12:07,244 (THE SNEEPERS FT. DAVID HASSELHOFF'S "GUARDIANS INFERNO" PLAYING) 1940 02:14:04,720 --> 02:14:06,165 Ugh, dude. 1941 02:14:07,120 --> 02:14:08,724 Seriously? 1942 02:14:08,880 --> 02:14:10,803 You gotta clean up your room. It's a complete mess. 1943 02:14:10,960 --> 02:14:12,371 I am Groot. 1944 02:14:12,560 --> 02:14:14,483 I am not boring. You're boring. 1945 02:14:14,640 --> 02:14:15,482 You know what's boring? 1946 02:14:15,640 --> 02:14:18,803 Sitting there, playing that mind-numbing game. 1947 02:14:18,960 --> 02:14:22,567 What's boring is me tripping over your vines every day! 1948 02:14:23,080 --> 02:14:24,320 I'm not boring! 1949 02:14:24,480 --> 02:14:25,481 I am Groot. 1950 02:14:27,160 --> 02:14:29,640 And now I know how Yondu felt. 1951 02:15:05,480 --> 02:15:07,687 HASSELHOFF: In these times of hardship... 1952 02:15:08,800 --> 02:15:10,848 just remember... 1953 02:15:11,480 --> 02:15:15,530 We. Are. Groot. 1954 02:15:18,800 --> 02:15:20,006 Hey, fellas. 1955 02:15:20,160 --> 02:15:21,844 Wait, where are you going? 1956 02:15:22,000 --> 02:15:24,367 You were supposed to be my lift home. 1957 02:15:24,520 --> 02:15:26,204 How will I get out of here? 1958 02:15:26,360 --> 02:15:27,680 Hey! Aw, gee... 1959 02:15:27,760 --> 02:15:30,491 I've got so many more stories to tell. 1960 02:15:30,680 --> 02:15:31,886 Aw, guys. 1961 02:15:32,040 --> 02:15:34,361 Oh, gee...