1 00:01:43,181 --> 00:01:46,548 It's going. It's going. 2 00:01:47,685 --> 00:01:49,915 And it's gone. 3 00:01:50,088 --> 00:01:51,282 Whatever. 4 00:01:52,690 --> 00:01:54,783 Maybe we should take a break. 5 00:01:55,427 --> 00:01:57,827 That's it. I can't take this anymore. 6 00:01:57,996 --> 00:01:59,520 I can't. I give up. 7 00:01:59,697 --> 00:02:01,961 I'm sick of struggling for survival. 8 00:02:02,133 --> 00:02:05,660 Competing with gophers and earthworms and that loser sparrow... 9 00:02:05,837 --> 00:02:07,702 ...who always takes my nuts. 10 00:02:07,872 --> 00:02:09,931 And I'm especially sick of this stupid... 11 00:02:10,108 --> 00:02:12,838 ...stupid tree. 12 00:02:14,512 --> 00:02:16,480 - What's happening? - Guys. 13 00:02:16,648 --> 00:02:19,310 I think he made it angry. 14 00:03:22,514 --> 00:03:24,345 I'm awake. 15 00:03:25,416 --> 00:03:27,043 I'm up... 16 00:03:27,218 --> 00:03:28,879 ...and I'm late. 17 00:03:32,090 --> 00:03:36,390 Demo. Dave Seville. 18 00:03:46,771 --> 00:03:50,070 Keys. Bag. 19 00:03:51,209 --> 00:03:52,403 Pants. 20 00:03:52,577 --> 00:03:54,545 I need pants. Pants are essential. 21 00:04:01,119 --> 00:04:02,586 Claire. 22 00:04:02,820 --> 00:04:04,947 - Dave. - Hey. 23 00:04:05,123 --> 00:04:06,988 How's it going? 24 00:04:07,425 --> 00:04:10,121 I haven't seen you since... 25 00:04:10,295 --> 00:04:12,991 Well, since you said you never wanted to see me again. 26 00:04:13,198 --> 00:04:14,324 So I guess it worked. 27 00:04:14,499 --> 00:04:15,898 What a fun day that was. 28 00:04:16,067 --> 00:04:18,934 Let me guess. You're late for something again. 29 00:04:19,103 --> 00:04:21,731 - Same old Dave. - Not following you. 30 00:04:21,906 --> 00:04:24,898 You know, the guy who's always fooling around... 31 00:04:25,076 --> 00:04:27,510 ...who can't handle a serious relationship. 32 00:04:27,712 --> 00:04:28,736 That was the old Dave. 33 00:04:28,913 --> 00:04:31,347 How about we get together, talk about the new Dave? 34 00:04:31,816 --> 00:04:33,408 Tomorrow night. My place. 35 00:04:33,785 --> 00:04:35,446 - I... - Great. 36 00:04:35,620 --> 00:04:38,783 - No... - You look good, Claire. 37 00:05:28,840 --> 00:05:30,307 Where are we? 38 00:05:30,475 --> 00:05:35,412 Well, I think they remodeled our forest. I like it. Stylish, yet functional. 39 00:05:36,147 --> 00:05:37,478 Where did the mountains go? 40 00:05:37,649 --> 00:05:41,278 Give me a break. We're in a building, Theodore. 41 00:05:43,288 --> 00:05:45,984 Dave. 42 00:05:47,091 --> 00:05:50,151 - Ian. - Hey, big guy. 43 00:05:50,928 --> 00:05:53,260 Hey, you ever seen the view from the 80th floor? 44 00:05:53,431 --> 00:05:57,367 - No. They never let me past the lobby. - What? I can't... 45 00:05:57,535 --> 00:06:00,368 Hey, back off, man, this is Dave Seville. 46 00:06:04,942 --> 00:06:08,673 Mr. Seville, can I offer you some muffins, scones, pastries? 47 00:06:08,846 --> 00:06:10,677 No. I'd hate to be a bother. 48 00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:12,907 It's no problem. We have an omelet station. 49 00:06:13,084 --> 00:06:14,517 Omelet station. 50 00:06:14,686 --> 00:06:16,950 Can I get you some water or a soy latte? 51 00:06:17,121 --> 00:06:19,351 How about a shot of wheatgrass juice? 52 00:06:19,524 --> 00:06:21,754 Maybe later. Thanks. 53 00:06:51,789 --> 00:06:53,950 Let's talk about your song, Dave. 54 00:06:54,125 --> 00:06:55,888 Well, as crazy as it sounds... 55 00:06:56,060 --> 00:06:59,120 ...the original inspiration came to me... - The song sucks, Dave. 56 00:06:59,797 --> 00:07:03,858 - What? - Your song? It's awful. I hate it. 57 00:07:04,369 --> 00:07:10,274 You know, I mean, who's gonna sing it? Justin, Fergie? Not a chance. 58 00:07:10,441 --> 00:07:12,602 I need something new. I need something fresh. 59 00:07:12,777 --> 00:07:15,075 - That is new. - The next big thing. 60 00:07:15,246 --> 00:07:18,738 Dave, we go way back, all right? 61 00:07:18,916 --> 00:07:22,477 And we've both come a long way since college. You? Not so much. 62 00:07:22,954 --> 00:07:28,392 I wanted to like that song, but you heard it. Not that good. 63 00:07:28,893 --> 00:07:31,088 If I wasn't your friend, I'd say: 64 00:07:31,262 --> 00:07:34,959 "Dave, you go right back out of this office... 65 00:07:35,133 --> 00:07:37,931 ...and you keep writing music. You'll get there someday." 66 00:07:38,102 --> 00:07:40,434 But I am your friend, so I'm going to tell you... 67 00:07:40,605 --> 00:07:42,835 ...that there is no sense in writing songs... 68 00:07:43,007 --> 00:07:48,206 ...that no one is ever, ever going to sing. 69 00:07:49,180 --> 00:07:50,909 Ever? 70 00:08:03,728 --> 00:08:05,025 Excuse me. 71 00:08:06,497 --> 00:08:08,658 Can I get some of that water? 72 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:10,733 We ran out. 73 00:08:40,198 --> 00:08:41,563 Hey! 74 00:08:48,973 --> 00:08:50,440 - Out of the way. - Alvin... 75 00:08:50,608 --> 00:08:52,576 ...slow down. - Move your butt, Theodore. 76 00:08:52,743 --> 00:08:55,234 You stepped on my tail. 77 00:08:58,516 --> 00:09:00,416 Last one to the door is roadkill. 78 00:09:00,585 --> 00:09:02,018 I'm in. 79 00:09:02,186 --> 00:09:03,619 What are these shiny things? 80 00:09:03,788 --> 00:09:06,552 Theodore, we're leaving now. 81 00:09:12,430 --> 00:09:15,456 Okay, this wasn't my best idea. Look out! 82 00:09:15,633 --> 00:09:17,066 Maniac! 83 00:09:19,003 --> 00:09:21,198 Back to tree. Back to tree. 84 00:09:21,372 --> 00:09:23,203 Back to the dog. Back to the dog! 85 00:09:23,374 --> 00:09:25,808 - Basket! Three o'clock. - Which way is 3 o'clock? 86 00:09:26,010 --> 00:09:28,877 - This way. - Guys, wait for me. 87 00:09:29,046 --> 00:09:31,412 Wait up. I still have baby fat, you know. 88 00:09:31,582 --> 00:09:34,073 - Jump. You've gotta really want it. - I want it. 89 00:09:34,252 --> 00:09:36,413 - I want it. - I can't hang like this all day. 90 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:39,614 Will you jump already? 91 00:09:40,324 --> 00:09:42,383 Muffins. 92 00:10:07,685 --> 00:10:09,846 Gross. Is this his house? 93 00:10:10,054 --> 00:10:13,319 No. It's his garbage can. 94 00:10:55,733 --> 00:10:58,998 This must be where he stores his food for winter. 95 00:10:59,737 --> 00:11:01,705 As it came down to one... 96 00:11:01,872 --> 00:11:04,636 Boa has the mouse trapped on a branch with no way out. 97 00:11:04,809 --> 00:11:07,073 As the boa moves in for the attack... 98 00:11:07,244 --> 00:11:10,338 ... the mouse seems to be facing certain death. 99 00:11:15,553 --> 00:11:18,488 The boa's sensitive tongue tastes the victim's presence. 100 00:11:18,656 --> 00:11:21,056 The mouse crashes through the foliage. 101 00:11:21,225 --> 00:11:23,750 Come on, baby. Come to papa! 102 00:11:24,428 --> 00:11:26,658 Hello, gorgeous. 103 00:11:28,432 --> 00:11:30,024 We've hit the mother lode. 104 00:11:30,201 --> 00:11:33,261 - Tropical rainforest where food is bountiful. 105 00:11:36,007 --> 00:11:39,738 This is the greatest day of my life. 106 00:11:39,910 --> 00:11:42,674 Eureka! I found the cheese balls. 107 00:11:43,848 --> 00:11:46,112 Alvin, what are you doing? Don't make a mess. 108 00:11:46,283 --> 00:11:48,751 Cannonball. 109 00:11:51,922 --> 00:11:53,219 Quick. Hide. 110 00:11:53,391 --> 00:11:55,359 Hurry, you guys. 111 00:12:10,041 --> 00:12:12,441 Did I put these here? 112 00:14:02,219 --> 00:14:04,187 There you are. I got you. 113 00:14:14,865 --> 00:14:17,060 He's been out for quite a while. 114 00:14:17,301 --> 00:14:18,563 You guys, he's dead. 115 00:14:18,736 --> 00:14:21,432 Don't panic. Wipe everything down. 116 00:14:21,605 --> 00:14:24,369 I need three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant... 117 00:14:24,542 --> 00:14:26,601 ...some latex gloves and oregano, go! 118 00:14:26,811 --> 00:14:29,006 Hang on, Sherlock. He's coming to. 119 00:14:29,180 --> 00:14:31,876 I must be hearing things. 120 00:14:35,820 --> 00:14:37,344 Oh, this is trippy. 121 00:14:37,521 --> 00:14:39,716 Sir, are you all right? 122 00:14:42,326 --> 00:14:44,021 Get back! 123 00:14:44,195 --> 00:14:45,526 Squirrels can't talk. 124 00:14:45,696 --> 00:14:47,357 Hey. 125 00:14:47,898 --> 00:14:49,195 Watch it, genius. 126 00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,891 We are chipmunks. Chipmunks. 127 00:14:52,069 --> 00:14:54,401 Chipmunks can't talk either. 128 00:14:54,572 --> 00:14:56,267 Our lips are moving and words are coming out. 129 00:14:56,841 --> 00:14:58,365 This is not happening. 130 00:14:58,542 --> 00:15:02,069 I am not talking to chipmunks. I am not talking to chipmunks. 131 00:15:02,246 --> 00:15:04,441 So how's that working for you, Dave? 132 00:15:05,482 --> 00:15:06,710 How do you know my name? 133 00:15:06,884 --> 00:15:09,978 I'll field that one. We read your mail. By accident. 134 00:15:10,154 --> 00:15:12,486 You really ought to pay that utility bill, Dave. 135 00:15:12,656 --> 00:15:15,557 - You ever heard of a credit rating? - What's this thing? 136 00:15:15,726 --> 00:15:18,593 Hey. Hey. Hey. Stop doing... Turn that off. 137 00:15:18,762 --> 00:15:20,389 Sorry. 138 00:15:20,564 --> 00:15:22,657 He fell out of the tree at birth. 139 00:15:22,867 --> 00:15:24,960 Can all animals talk? 140 00:15:25,135 --> 00:15:28,502 Well, I believe fish have this type of sign language. 141 00:15:28,672 --> 00:15:31,835 Hey, Dave, do all humans have houses that smell like sweat socks? 142 00:15:32,009 --> 00:15:33,499 Dave likes to wear 143 00:15:33,677 --> 00:15:36,441 Dirty underwear with little hairs 144 00:15:36,614 --> 00:15:38,411 We're getting off on the wrong foot. 145 00:15:39,316 --> 00:15:41,648 Allow us to introduce ourselves. 146 00:15:41,819 --> 00:15:44,151 Hello, I'm Simon, the smart one. 147 00:15:44,321 --> 00:15:46,653 - He's Alvin. - The awesomest one. 148 00:15:46,824 --> 00:15:48,655 And I'm Theodore. 149 00:15:48,826 --> 00:15:51,454 Oh, nice to meet you. Now get out of my house. 150 00:15:51,629 --> 00:15:54,154 But we talk. 151 00:15:54,665 --> 00:15:57,463 Which makes me want you out of my house that much more. 152 00:15:57,635 --> 00:16:00,968 It's creepy. Unnatural. Somewhat evil. 153 00:16:01,138 --> 00:16:03,606 I kind of liked him better when he was unconscious. 154 00:16:03,774 --> 00:16:06,174 - Gotcha. - Hey. 155 00:16:13,851 --> 00:16:15,318 Don't do this, Dave. 156 00:16:15,486 --> 00:16:18,148 We can gnaw right through this door. 157 00:16:24,795 --> 00:16:26,422 Hi. 158 00:17:08,772 --> 00:17:10,831 Oh, were we disturbing you? 159 00:17:11,241 --> 00:17:13,709 What, you guys can sing too? 160 00:17:13,877 --> 00:17:17,074 That's not singing. This is singing. 161 00:17:44,141 --> 00:17:46,234 This is amazing. 162 00:17:47,878 --> 00:17:49,368 Here, everyone inside. 163 00:17:54,618 --> 00:17:56,609 - There you go. - Thank you. 164 00:17:59,323 --> 00:18:01,154 All right, here's the deal. 165 00:18:01,325 --> 00:18:04,920 You guys sing my songs, you get to sleep here. 166 00:18:08,098 --> 00:18:11,090 No. Wait. Is breakfast included? 167 00:18:13,103 --> 00:18:14,161 I can live with that. 168 00:18:14,338 --> 00:18:16,431 What about TV privileges? 169 00:18:17,274 --> 00:18:18,764 Okay, but not after 7. 170 00:18:18,942 --> 00:18:19,966 - Eight. - Done. 171 00:18:20,244 --> 00:18:23,577 But don't tell your animal friends, because I don't wanna come home... 172 00:18:23,747 --> 00:18:25,840 ...and find rabbits and skunks on my couch. 173 00:18:26,050 --> 00:18:28,484 Filthy creatures, Dave. Never associate with them. 174 00:18:28,652 --> 00:18:30,449 Yeah, you're our only friend. 175 00:18:30,621 --> 00:18:33,647 No, no, no. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. 176 00:18:33,824 --> 00:18:37,282 Let's just start with me being your songwriter. 177 00:18:38,262 --> 00:18:41,425 Let me ask you. Have you ever written a song before? 178 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:45,329 - Yup. - And is that your music stuff outside? 179 00:18:45,502 --> 00:18:47,094 Yup. 180 00:18:48,639 --> 00:18:49,970 Oh, no! 181 00:18:50,140 --> 00:18:51,300 Hurry back. 182 00:19:14,798 --> 00:19:21,499 So, fellas, all we gotta do is find the right song, rehearse... 183 00:19:25,476 --> 00:19:26,670 - Hey, Dave. - Simon. 184 00:19:27,845 --> 00:19:28,903 My bad. 185 00:19:29,113 --> 00:19:31,673 This is my sheet music. 186 00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:35,308 Alvin. 187 00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,848 This is not a Hula-Hoop. It's a towel rack. 188 00:19:41,024 --> 00:19:44,221 - Killjoy. - Are you guys always like this? 189 00:19:44,394 --> 00:19:46,021 We're kids, Dave. 190 00:19:46,196 --> 00:19:47,663 Well, where are your parents? 191 00:19:47,831 --> 00:19:50,994 When you're a chipmunk, your parents take care of you for a week. 192 00:19:51,168 --> 00:19:52,692 Then they take off. 193 00:19:52,870 --> 00:19:55,862 Our parents were hippies. They left early to join a commune. 194 00:19:56,039 --> 00:20:00,499 - I am Robert the Robot. - Help! Crazy robot. Help! It's after me! 195 00:20:00,677 --> 00:20:03,077 - It's after me. - Hey. Hey. Be careful with that. 196 00:20:04,081 --> 00:20:06,914 - Sorry. - It's a collectible. 197 00:20:07,084 --> 00:20:11,646 - I got it for Christmas last year. - Christmas! We love Christmas. 198 00:20:12,756 --> 00:20:15,054 Even though we've never actually celebrated it. 199 00:20:15,225 --> 00:20:17,090 But we want to. 200 00:20:17,261 --> 00:20:19,855 Yeah, you can never go wrong with Christmas. 201 00:20:20,030 --> 00:20:22,430 Oh, maybe we can celebrate it with you. 202 00:20:23,300 --> 00:20:24,528 Yeah, maybe. 203 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:29,400 Look, I've had a long and weird day, so off to bed. 204 00:20:29,573 --> 00:20:31,165 Come on. 205 00:20:31,675 --> 00:20:33,302 We start work tomorrow. 206 00:20:33,477 --> 00:20:36,378 I want you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed by 8. 207 00:20:36,547 --> 00:20:38,879 My tail isn't bushy till 9. 208 00:20:39,416 --> 00:20:41,680 Not my problem. Now go to sleep. 209 00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:48,751 I hope Christmas comes fast. 210 00:20:49,326 --> 00:20:51,556 Me too. 211 00:21:29,166 --> 00:21:35,105 Want a plane that loops the loop? 212 00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:37,807 Loop. 213 00:21:38,175 --> 00:21:39,665 Hoop. 214 00:21:40,377 --> 00:21:42,106 Hula-Hoop. 215 00:22:40,871 --> 00:22:44,102 Here's trouble. Fire in the hole! 216 00:22:44,308 --> 00:22:45,775 What are you guys doing? 217 00:22:45,942 --> 00:22:47,876 Nothing. What are you doing? 218 00:22:48,045 --> 00:22:50,673 Stand back, Dave. She's gonna blow! 219 00:22:53,050 --> 00:22:57,009 I got it. I got it, guys. Come to papa. 220 00:22:57,187 --> 00:23:02,250 - Hey. Where did it go? - Simon, this landed right in front of you. 221 00:23:02,426 --> 00:23:04,121 You didn't see it? 222 00:23:04,695 --> 00:23:06,526 How many fingers am I holding up? 223 00:23:06,697 --> 00:23:10,224 Four. No, no, no. Eight? Counting your thumb? 224 00:23:11,234 --> 00:23:13,259 - Wait, wait, wait... - Hang on a second. 225 00:23:13,437 --> 00:23:14,904 Six. Final answer is six. 226 00:23:20,243 --> 00:23:21,733 Try these. 227 00:23:22,112 --> 00:23:23,875 How's that? 228 00:23:24,648 --> 00:23:26,115 Someone trashed your house. 229 00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:28,775 It was clean when I went to bed last night. 230 00:23:28,952 --> 00:23:33,252 Well, we colored for a while, but then we got hungry. 231 00:23:33,423 --> 00:23:34,822 Wanna see what we colored? 232 00:23:34,991 --> 00:23:36,754 Actually, I wanna play you something. 233 00:23:36,927 --> 00:23:39,794 I wrote a song for you guys to sing, so let's... 234 00:23:47,437 --> 00:23:50,270 We've put a few toaster waffles aside for winter. 235 00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:51,998 And we're not sharing. 236 00:23:53,577 --> 00:23:57,638 Guys, we're gonna have food all winter, so if you start storing it... 237 00:23:57,814 --> 00:24:00,783 ...it's gonna get gross and we're gonna have rodent... 238 00:24:03,387 --> 00:24:08,381 Bad, you know, non-talking rodents around here. 239 00:24:08,992 --> 00:24:11,927 Let's go. Let's get to work. 240 00:24:21,004 --> 00:24:23,472 All right, you chipmunks. Ready to sing your song? 241 00:24:23,640 --> 00:24:26,200 - I'll say we are. - Yeah. Let's sing it now. 242 00:24:26,410 --> 00:24:28,207 - Ready, Simon? - Okay. 243 00:24:28,412 --> 00:24:30,676 - Ready, Theodore? - Okay. 244 00:24:30,847 --> 00:24:32,712 Alvin? 245 00:24:33,116 --> 00:24:34,344 Alvin? 246 00:24:34,518 --> 00:24:36,179 This kicks a hamster wheel's butt. 247 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,181 Alvin! 248 00:24:40,056 --> 00:24:41,148 Okay! 249 00:24:41,324 --> 00:24:45,658 Christmas, Christmastime is near 250 00:24:45,829 --> 00:24:50,823 Time for toys and time for cheer 251 00:24:51,001 --> 00:24:55,495 We've been good, but we can't last 252 00:24:55,672 --> 00:25:00,336 Hurry, Christmas, hurry fast 253 00:25:00,510 --> 00:25:05,573 Want a plane that loops the loop 254 00:25:05,749 --> 00:25:09,981 Me, I want a Hula-Hoop 255 00:25:10,153 --> 00:25:14,749 We can't hardly stand the wait 256 00:25:14,958 --> 00:25:18,894 Please, Christmas, don't be late 257 00:25:23,066 --> 00:25:24,658 What? 258 00:25:24,835 --> 00:25:26,200 Dave Seville's in the lobby. 259 00:25:26,369 --> 00:25:29,202 He says he won't leave without seeing you. 260 00:25:31,241 --> 00:25:33,573 That loser again? 261 00:25:40,851 --> 00:25:43,786 - Dave. - Ian. 262 00:25:44,888 --> 00:25:47,049 - Okay. - I've got something for you. 263 00:25:47,224 --> 00:25:48,885 - It's your next big thing. - Dave. 264 00:25:49,059 --> 00:25:50,856 Don't say anything. 265 00:25:54,030 --> 00:25:55,554 What the...? 266 00:25:57,434 --> 00:25:59,629 Dave, don't do this to yourself, man. 267 00:25:59,803 --> 00:26:01,293 They sing. 268 00:26:06,376 --> 00:26:08,310 No. They don't. 269 00:26:08,512 --> 00:26:11,072 They do. Just give me a second. 270 00:26:11,248 --> 00:26:13,239 Come on, guys. 271 00:26:13,717 --> 00:26:17,915 Want a plane that loops the loop 272 00:26:18,088 --> 00:26:22,718 Me, I want a Hula-Hoop 273 00:26:24,027 --> 00:26:25,085 You know, Dave... 274 00:26:25,262 --> 00:26:27,287 ...some people might say it's kind of weird... 275 00:26:27,464 --> 00:26:29,762 ...that a grown man would want a Hula-Hoop. 276 00:26:29,933 --> 00:26:32,959 And others would say, "You know what's weirder than that? 277 00:26:33,136 --> 00:26:35,468 A grown man bringing another grown man... 278 00:26:35,639 --> 00:26:37,937 ...a big box with a bunch of chipmunks in it... 279 00:26:38,108 --> 00:26:40,303 ...who not only speak English but can sing." 280 00:26:40,477 --> 00:26:42,911 They do sing. We've been practicing all morning. 281 00:26:43,079 --> 00:26:46,913 Oh, you've been practicing. I never realized. Okay, well. 282 00:26:52,422 --> 00:26:56,586 Yeah. Okay, no. Dave, I'm going to pretend... 283 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,354 ...that I have a lunch to go to. 284 00:26:59,563 --> 00:27:01,827 I've got a lunch to go to. 285 00:27:01,998 --> 00:27:03,090 What was that? 286 00:27:03,266 --> 00:27:05,996 Nothing. Nothing. Just a little stage fright. 287 00:27:06,169 --> 00:27:07,932 I thought my heart was gonna explode. 288 00:27:08,104 --> 00:27:09,662 We're not performing monkeys. 289 00:27:09,839 --> 00:27:11,704 Why do we have to sing for that guy? 290 00:27:11,875 --> 00:27:12,967 Well, how's this? 291 00:27:13,143 --> 00:27:15,304 Pretend I need the money and I hate my job... 292 00:27:15,478 --> 00:27:18,140 ...and you're staying at my place, so you owe me. 293 00:27:18,315 --> 00:27:19,373 We're sorry, Dave. 294 00:27:19,583 --> 00:27:21,608 Yeah, that helps. 295 00:27:23,019 --> 00:27:25,453 Never mind. I'm late for work. 296 00:27:25,622 --> 00:27:26,884 Can we go with you? 297 00:27:27,490 --> 00:27:29,685 What, so you can mess that up too? 298 00:27:29,859 --> 00:27:31,884 You're going home. 299 00:27:34,831 --> 00:27:36,662 Can I stand in your lap and steer? 300 00:27:36,833 --> 00:27:40,325 Oh, can we at least beep the horn? 301 00:27:40,503 --> 00:27:41,595 Never mind. 302 00:27:44,708 --> 00:27:47,541 So sorry about the delay. It should be a couple more minutes. 303 00:27:48,211 --> 00:27:50,543 But we're building the suspense. 304 00:27:51,247 --> 00:27:54,808 - Here he is. - Sorry I'm late. 305 00:28:01,157 --> 00:28:05,651 Boy, am I jazzed about our Yum-able Energy Bars commercial. 306 00:28:05,829 --> 00:28:08,821 That's Good-able Energy Bar commercial. 307 00:28:09,399 --> 00:28:11,026 Right, Good-able. 308 00:28:11,201 --> 00:28:13,533 Okay, here's the pitch. 309 00:28:13,703 --> 00:28:16,763 We open on a group of lethargic kids. 310 00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:20,034 Close-up on a little girl's face. She's sad. 311 00:28:20,210 --> 00:28:23,236 Our customers don't like to think of their kids as being sad. 312 00:28:23,413 --> 00:28:25,074 Could she be flying a kite? 313 00:28:25,248 --> 00:28:26,647 I like kites. 314 00:28:26,950 --> 00:28:28,281 Good. 315 00:28:28,785 --> 00:28:31,117 Okay, great. She's flying a kite. 316 00:28:31,287 --> 00:28:34,688 She's running with a kite. She's running out of steam. 317 00:28:35,225 --> 00:28:38,126 She's tired and lets go of the kite. 318 00:28:38,294 --> 00:28:41,752 Oh, no. We see her face, it's sad. 319 00:28:41,931 --> 00:28:44,399 - But not too sad. - Right. 320 00:28:44,567 --> 00:28:48,697 So she pulls out her Good-able Energy Bar... 321 00:28:53,276 --> 00:28:54,903 It's my mom. Sorry. 322 00:28:55,979 --> 00:28:58,539 - Hi, Mom. - A little situation, Dave. 323 00:28:58,715 --> 00:29:00,740 Theodore vacuumed up Alvin. 324 00:29:00,917 --> 00:29:03,317 - Alvin. - Dave, help! 325 00:29:03,486 --> 00:29:06,922 - What? - At least it wasn't the garbage disposal. 326 00:29:07,090 --> 00:29:08,250 Just stay calm. 327 00:29:09,259 --> 00:29:10,954 And there goes Theodore. 328 00:29:11,127 --> 00:29:13,220 Look, I can't do this right now, okay? 329 00:29:13,396 --> 00:29:16,229 I absolutely understand but... Sorry, Dave? 330 00:29:16,399 --> 00:29:17,764 Quick question. 331 00:29:19,302 --> 00:29:22,100 How do you feel about an indoor pool? 332 00:29:22,272 --> 00:29:24,433 Look, if you flood my house, you're dead. 333 00:29:24,607 --> 00:29:25,972 Out on the street, capiche? 334 00:29:28,445 --> 00:29:29,810 Mothers. 335 00:29:32,849 --> 00:29:36,649 Why don't we come over here and look at the sales projections? 336 00:29:37,754 --> 00:29:41,986 You know, when I first saw these numbers, I thought there's just no way... 337 00:29:42,158 --> 00:29:44,285 ...but then I looked again. 338 00:29:49,165 --> 00:29:51,963 The "size of Theodore's butt"? 339 00:29:52,135 --> 00:29:54,933 Why don't we come back to that? 340 00:29:55,105 --> 00:29:58,666 Anyway, 10 years ago, the market share for healthy food snacks... 341 00:29:58,842 --> 00:30:02,107 ...was imperceptible among 6- to 12-year-olds. 342 00:30:02,278 --> 00:30:03,768 "How smart Simon thinks he is"? 343 00:30:05,448 --> 00:30:07,643 Yeah, as opposed to how smart he actually is. 344 00:30:07,817 --> 00:30:09,011 Who's Simon? 345 00:30:09,953 --> 00:30:12,183 - I didn't... - Just move it along. 346 00:30:19,362 --> 00:30:23,560 You know what? I think I'll just clean out my office. 347 00:30:23,767 --> 00:30:25,735 Sounds good. 348 00:30:25,902 --> 00:30:27,995 SpongeBob. You're 15 minutes late. 349 00:30:28,171 --> 00:30:33,575 Sorry, Mr. Krabs, I was out all night looking for Gary. 350 00:30:33,777 --> 00:30:35,677 He got away. Well... 351 00:30:35,845 --> 00:30:38,313 Guys. What's this about? 352 00:30:38,481 --> 00:30:41,177 Obviously, Theodore's butt. 353 00:30:41,351 --> 00:30:42,841 We told you we colored. 354 00:30:43,019 --> 00:30:47,012 On my presentation boards? You got me fired. 355 00:30:47,857 --> 00:30:49,484 We didn't know. 356 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:53,921 - We're sorry, Dave. - Oh, you're sorry? That's fantastic. 357 00:30:54,097 --> 00:30:58,227 Sorry doesn't get my job back, now, does it, Theodore? 358 00:30:58,835 --> 00:31:01,201 Why are my clothes all over the place? 359 00:31:01,371 --> 00:31:03,896 We used them to mop up the water. Good idea, right? 360 00:31:04,874 --> 00:31:06,671 Oh, my God. Theodore, did you just...? 361 00:31:08,211 --> 00:31:09,838 It's a raisin, Dave. 362 00:31:10,446 --> 00:31:11,538 Prove it. 363 00:31:16,352 --> 00:31:17,410 Okay, you got me. 364 00:31:17,587 --> 00:31:19,748 I wanna talk to all you guys. Where's Alvin? 365 00:31:20,857 --> 00:31:23,519 - Alvin? - You owe me bigtime. 366 00:31:23,693 --> 00:31:25,558 Alvin. 367 00:31:26,563 --> 00:31:27,621 Come on. Come on. 368 00:31:36,539 --> 00:31:39,201 There's this new thing. It's called knocking. 369 00:31:39,375 --> 00:31:42,208 - Get out. - I'm waiting for the rinse cycle. 370 00:31:42,378 --> 00:31:44,778 - Out. - I'm taking a shower here. 371 00:31:44,948 --> 00:31:47,542 You know, if I made a list of my worst days ever... 372 00:31:47,717 --> 00:31:49,947 ...today would be at the top of the list. 373 00:31:50,119 --> 00:31:52,144 And it's still early. 374 00:31:52,355 --> 00:31:53,379 Clam it, sudsy. 375 00:31:56,492 --> 00:31:59,723 Okay. Guys, let me just put it to you like this, okay? 376 00:31:59,896 --> 00:32:05,493 I have no job, no career, my house is always a mess. Thank you very much. 377 00:32:05,902 --> 00:32:10,669 Hi, Dave. It's Claire Wilson calling. And why did I just say my last name? 378 00:32:10,874 --> 00:32:16,335 That was weird. I guess I'm just a little nervous about coming over for dinner. 379 00:32:16,512 --> 00:32:18,673 - Dinner. - So, yeah. I'm gonna hang up now. 380 00:32:18,882 --> 00:32:22,443 I'll be there at 7. Okay. Bye. 381 00:32:22,619 --> 00:32:24,018 That's half an hour. 382 00:32:27,090 --> 00:32:28,182 Who's Claire? 383 00:32:28,391 --> 00:32:30,825 Claire is Dave's mate. 384 00:32:30,994 --> 00:32:32,985 She is not my mate. 385 00:32:33,162 --> 00:32:34,891 She's my ex-mate. 386 00:32:36,299 --> 00:32:39,291 Okay. This is great. 387 00:32:39,469 --> 00:32:41,300 Dave. Dave, relax. 388 00:32:41,471 --> 00:32:44,167 You just go get the food. We'll take care of the rest. 389 00:32:44,340 --> 00:32:46,205 Why am I having a hard time believing you? 390 00:32:46,409 --> 00:32:49,276 That hurts, Dave. That really hurts. 391 00:32:49,445 --> 00:32:52,278 - Yeah. We're all in this together, Dave. - Like a family. 392 00:32:53,116 --> 00:32:54,811 No. Not like a family. 393 00:32:54,984 --> 00:32:57,043 Tick-tock, Dave. Better bust a move. 394 00:32:57,453 --> 00:32:58,920 Right. 395 00:33:17,807 --> 00:33:20,708 We also do offices and recreational vehicles. 396 00:33:21,978 --> 00:33:23,411 What's that smell? 397 00:33:23,579 --> 00:33:26,446 It's your cologne. 398 00:33:27,016 --> 00:33:29,678 What did you do? Dump the entire bottle on the rug? 399 00:33:29,852 --> 00:33:32,514 We call it scenting the area. 400 00:33:32,689 --> 00:33:34,850 I gotta admit I'm surprised. 401 00:33:35,024 --> 00:33:36,082 The place looks great. 402 00:33:36,259 --> 00:33:39,490 Well, Dave, we chipmunks are notoriously tidy. 403 00:33:39,662 --> 00:33:41,061 Yeah, I see that. 404 00:33:42,165 --> 00:33:44,156 - Those bread sticks smell great. - Yeah. 405 00:33:44,567 --> 00:33:46,501 So when's dinner? 406 00:33:46,669 --> 00:33:49,900 Guys, I don't know how to tell you this... 407 00:33:50,073 --> 00:33:52,041 ...but it's just gonna be Claire and me. 408 00:33:52,208 --> 00:33:53,368 Hold the phone, Dave. 409 00:33:53,543 --> 00:33:54,567 - We can't have... - No. 410 00:33:54,744 --> 00:33:55,768 - Even if we... - No. 411 00:33:55,979 --> 00:33:58,539 - We thought it... - And no. Look, in the other room. 412 00:33:58,715 --> 00:34:00,683 Jeez. 413 00:34:00,883 --> 00:34:03,351 What a buzzkill, man. 414 00:34:05,288 --> 00:34:08,883 - I never knew you could cook this well. - It's all about slow roasting. 415 00:34:09,292 --> 00:34:14,093 It takes longer. But when it comes to flavor, why rush? 416 00:34:14,263 --> 00:34:15,696 Well, I'm impressed. 417 00:34:19,002 --> 00:34:22,062 - I've been seeing your photos. - Yeah, it's going really great. 418 00:34:22,238 --> 00:34:24,297 How about you, how's your job? 419 00:34:26,709 --> 00:34:29,269 Great. Loving it. 420 00:34:33,549 --> 00:34:34,982 How do you think it's going? 421 00:34:35,151 --> 00:34:37,483 Terrible. They're not even sniffing each other. 422 00:34:37,653 --> 00:34:39,143 Alvin. Dave said that... 423 00:34:39,322 --> 00:34:42,917 Dave needs a little help from the love doctor. 424 00:34:43,092 --> 00:34:44,320 And his assistant. 425 00:34:44,527 --> 00:34:46,256 Get back here. 426 00:34:47,063 --> 00:34:48,428 You know, this is nice. 427 00:34:48,598 --> 00:34:51,795 Just two friends having dinner. Hanging out. 428 00:34:51,968 --> 00:34:54,937 No pressure. Nothing weird. 429 00:35:01,944 --> 00:35:06,506 My stereo does that all the time. It's like it has a mind of its own. 430 00:35:06,682 --> 00:35:08,047 You were saying? 431 00:35:08,451 --> 00:35:12,581 Oh, nothing. I was just a little nervous about coming over here. 432 00:35:12,755 --> 00:35:15,588 I wasn't sure if you thought this was a date or something. 433 00:35:15,992 --> 00:35:18,153 A date? No. 434 00:35:25,768 --> 00:35:28,168 The wiring in my unit is shot. 435 00:35:29,138 --> 00:35:31,333 You should get an electrician to fix that. 436 00:35:31,507 --> 00:35:34,670 I don't need anyone to fix anything for me. 437 00:35:38,815 --> 00:35:40,942 Okay. 438 00:35:45,121 --> 00:35:48,887 Could you excuse me for a moment? I'm gonna go check the fuse box. 439 00:35:57,033 --> 00:35:58,625 Hey. 440 00:35:59,368 --> 00:36:01,996 Look, I know what you guys are up to. Alvin. 441 00:36:02,171 --> 00:36:04,298 - Breath check. - Where's Al...? 442 00:36:06,909 --> 00:36:08,501 Dave, are you okay? 443 00:36:08,678 --> 00:36:10,009 Everything's fine. 444 00:36:11,180 --> 00:36:12,477 Why did you do that? 445 00:36:12,648 --> 00:36:16,243 I was just trying to help, Dave. You have garlic breath. 446 00:36:17,019 --> 00:36:19,715 Well, stop helping. You're ruining everything. 447 00:36:23,226 --> 00:36:24,887 I think I got something in my eye. 448 00:36:25,061 --> 00:36:27,393 Here. Let me see. 449 00:36:27,563 --> 00:36:33,900 Yeah. It looks really irritated. It's so red. What happened? 450 00:36:34,070 --> 00:36:35,901 What was that? 451 00:36:36,072 --> 00:36:37,369 Oh, I thought I saw a rat. 452 00:36:37,540 --> 00:36:38,837 - A rat? - Probably nothing. 453 00:36:39,008 --> 00:36:41,033 Here, let's finish eating, huh? 454 00:36:42,745 --> 00:36:45,009 Tomorrow, I'm gonna call the exterminator. 455 00:36:48,784 --> 00:36:50,718 - What? - Claire. 456 00:36:50,887 --> 00:36:52,286 Dave? Dave? 457 00:36:52,455 --> 00:36:55,515 - Tell her she completes you. - What are you doing? 458 00:36:55,691 --> 00:36:57,556 - You got it, Dave. - Dave. 459 00:36:57,727 --> 00:36:58,751 Dave, let go. 460 00:37:00,930 --> 00:37:02,955 I'm sorry, Claire. It's just... 461 00:37:04,567 --> 00:37:07,195 I lost my job, Claire. 462 00:37:07,370 --> 00:37:08,894 And I guess I just needed a hug. 463 00:37:09,071 --> 00:37:12,234 Well, why didn't you just say so? Tell me what happened. 464 00:37:12,408 --> 00:37:15,605 Well, this is gonna sound really strange. 465 00:37:16,445 --> 00:37:18,709 No games. No fooling around. 466 00:37:19,549 --> 00:37:22,416 - The truth? - Please, I'm begging you. 467 00:37:26,889 --> 00:37:29,824 My life is being sabotaged by talking chipmunks. 468 00:37:36,699 --> 00:37:39,065 - You know what? - I'm not crazy, I swear. 469 00:37:39,235 --> 00:37:40,964 You haven't changed at all. 470 00:37:43,739 --> 00:37:48,836 Wait. Claire. Don't go. I can explain. 471 00:37:52,348 --> 00:37:54,316 Chipmunks. 472 00:37:57,453 --> 00:37:59,148 You should've kissed her, Dave. 473 00:37:59,322 --> 00:38:00,414 She wanted you. 474 00:38:00,590 --> 00:38:02,114 Alvin, you're not helping. 475 00:38:02,291 --> 00:38:03,451 Don't give up, Dave. 476 00:38:03,626 --> 00:38:05,093 Go away. Leave me alone. 477 00:38:05,261 --> 00:38:07,456 Dave, would you like a cookie? 478 00:38:07,630 --> 00:38:10,121 I said, leave me alone. 479 00:38:14,103 --> 00:38:17,539 Is it me, or was he a little mad? 480 00:38:17,740 --> 00:38:19,503 I wonder, is Dave mad? Yes. 481 00:38:19,675 --> 00:38:21,336 He really did have garlic breath. 482 00:38:21,510 --> 00:38:23,034 Yeah, well-played, guys. 483 00:38:23,246 --> 00:38:25,009 Idea. 484 00:38:25,181 --> 00:38:26,375 Who has cab fare? 485 00:38:26,549 --> 00:38:29,780 Cab fare? We don't even have pockets. 486 00:38:53,509 --> 00:38:58,412 Dear fellas, I'm sorry, but this isn't really working out. 487 00:38:59,815 --> 00:39:02,807 I don't know what made me think I could handle you guys... 488 00:39:02,985 --> 00:39:05,351 ... when I can barely manage my own life. 489 00:39:05,521 --> 00:39:08,922 You should go back to your real home in the forest. 490 00:39:09,091 --> 00:39:11,218 That's what's best for all of us. 491 00:39:11,661 --> 00:39:14,687 I'm sorry it has to be this way, but... 492 00:39:34,583 --> 00:39:36,346 Guys? 493 00:39:37,253 --> 00:39:39,847 Simon, Theodore? 494 00:39:43,225 --> 00:39:44,852 Guys? 495 00:39:47,463 --> 00:39:49,328 Alvin? 496 00:39:51,233 --> 00:39:54,430 Alvin! 497 00:39:58,074 --> 00:39:59,905 Simon? 498 00:40:02,778 --> 00:40:04,541 Theodore? 499 00:40:05,414 --> 00:40:07,143 Alvin? 500 00:40:08,751 --> 00:40:09,843 Alvin. 501 00:40:30,404 --> 00:40:31,962 Hello? 502 00:40:32,907 --> 00:40:34,636 Hello? 503 00:40:35,509 --> 00:40:37,136 Kids. 504 00:40:41,782 --> 00:40:46,515 Christmas, Christmastime is near 505 00:40:46,687 --> 00:40:51,351 Time for toys and time for cheer 506 00:40:51,525 --> 00:40:56,019 We can't hardly stand the wait 507 00:40:56,197 --> 00:40:59,496 Please, Christmas, don't be late 508 00:41:01,802 --> 00:41:03,702 Welcome to Jett Records. 509 00:41:18,019 --> 00:41:20,783 Okay. New rule. No going out after 9. 510 00:41:20,955 --> 00:41:23,287 And not at all unless I know where you're going. 511 00:41:23,457 --> 00:41:25,152 Were you worried about us, Dave? 512 00:41:25,326 --> 00:41:27,157 No. I just need to know, that's all. 513 00:41:27,328 --> 00:41:30,661 Wait. If you're not worried, then why do you need to know? 514 00:41:30,831 --> 00:41:33,231 I need to know, okay? 515 00:41:42,443 --> 00:41:44,138 Alvin. 516 00:41:48,749 --> 00:41:52,583 Oh, sorry about that. Yeah. 517 00:41:52,753 --> 00:41:54,414 - Sorry. - Kids, huh? 518 00:41:54,588 --> 00:41:56,818 They keep you on your toes. Do you have any? 519 00:41:56,991 --> 00:41:58,253 Three boys. 520 00:41:58,459 --> 00:42:00,427 Well, some days are better than others. 521 00:42:00,594 --> 00:42:03,188 And some days you just wanna close them in a box... 522 00:42:03,364 --> 00:42:06,094 ...leave the box in the park and run away, you know? 523 00:42:15,876 --> 00:42:17,468 Quick, hide. 524 00:42:19,747 --> 00:42:21,442 Guys, what's all this? 525 00:42:21,615 --> 00:42:23,515 Toaster waffles. 526 00:42:23,684 --> 00:42:26,244 You know, I can't afford all these toaster waffles. 527 00:42:27,221 --> 00:42:29,280 - What? - Well, in case you didn't notice... 528 00:42:29,490 --> 00:42:30,923 ...I don't have a job anymo... 529 00:42:40,034 --> 00:42:41,433 My song? 530 00:42:43,104 --> 00:42:44,799 - All right. - Yeah. 531 00:42:50,811 --> 00:42:52,938 - Hello? - Hey, Dave. 532 00:42:53,114 --> 00:42:56,606 Hey, how's my favorite songwriter? 533 00:42:56,951 --> 00:42:58,942 - Ian? - Tell me you've heard the song. 534 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:01,247 Yeah. I'm listening to it right now. 535 00:43:01,422 --> 00:43:02,787 How did you...? When did...? 536 00:43:02,957 --> 00:43:06,984 Speed of business, baby. That's how we do it. That's how I roll. 537 00:43:07,161 --> 00:43:10,153 Got a friend in satellite radio, put it in immediate rotation. 538 00:43:10,331 --> 00:43:14,665 And that video of your little guys, 10 million hits already on YouTube. 539 00:43:17,772 --> 00:43:19,330 It's crazy. I gotta go. 540 00:43:19,540 --> 00:43:22,839 Hey, put some clothes on those guys. It's kind of embarrassing. 541 00:43:28,416 --> 00:43:30,680 We owed you, Dave. 542 00:43:31,452 --> 00:43:35,479 So we're good with the toaster waffles, right? Dave? 543 00:44:10,458 --> 00:44:12,323 Soup's on. 544 00:44:31,679 --> 00:44:32,703 Alvin. 545 00:44:44,158 --> 00:44:45,853 So, what do you think? 546 00:44:46,026 --> 00:44:47,323 Cool. 547 00:45:17,958 --> 00:45:19,516 All right. 548 00:45:26,033 --> 00:45:29,025 Toothbrush, huh? Okay. 549 00:45:33,741 --> 00:45:34,799 No. 550 00:45:50,457 --> 00:45:52,084 Dave... 551 00:45:52,726 --> 00:45:54,591 ...are you awake? 552 00:45:54,762 --> 00:45:55,820 I am now. 553 00:45:55,996 --> 00:45:57,327 I had a nightmare. 554 00:45:58,699 --> 00:46:00,394 Can I sleep with you? 555 00:46:02,970 --> 00:46:04,437 You won't even know I'm here. 556 00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:07,639 Okay. Sure. But stay on that side of the bed. 557 00:46:07,808 --> 00:46:10,299 Oh, okay. 558 00:46:24,725 --> 00:46:28,217 Theodore, that's not your side of the bed. 559 00:46:48,983 --> 00:46:53,044 - Theodore, wake up. It's Christmas. - Come on, man. It's Christmas. 560 00:46:53,253 --> 00:46:54,447 Boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 561 00:46:54,622 --> 00:46:56,681 On the first day of Christmas Dave woke up 562 00:46:56,857 --> 00:46:58,984 Come on, man, it's Christmas. Hallelujah. 563 00:46:59,159 --> 00:47:00,490 Wake up, lazy bones. 564 00:47:00,661 --> 00:47:03,129 Oh, yeah. Christmas. 565 00:47:03,297 --> 00:47:05,629 - Up and at them. - You can sleep when you're dead. 566 00:47:05,799 --> 00:47:07,027 - I'm coming - Come on, Dave. 567 00:47:07,201 --> 00:47:08,225 Hurry up, Dad. 568 00:47:08,402 --> 00:47:12,133 - Dad? - Dave. I said Dave. 569 00:47:12,306 --> 00:47:14,797 This is shaping up to be my favorite Christmas ever. 570 00:47:14,975 --> 00:47:17,205 - You want to open mine first. - Open mine first. 571 00:47:17,378 --> 00:47:19,972 - No, Dave, mine is better. - You guys got me presents? 572 00:47:20,147 --> 00:47:21,978 Of course. 573 00:47:24,652 --> 00:47:27,018 All right. Simon? 574 00:47:30,991 --> 00:47:33,357 Wow, it's a... 575 00:47:33,527 --> 00:47:35,017 It's a paper-clip compass. 576 00:47:35,596 --> 00:47:38,497 A paper-clip compass. Now I'll never get lost. 577 00:47:38,666 --> 00:47:39,928 Me next. 578 00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:41,658 Alvin. 579 00:47:47,074 --> 00:47:49,042 - My wallet. - Do you like it? 580 00:47:49,209 --> 00:47:52,007 Really? I wanted to get you something you'd use every day. 581 00:47:52,546 --> 00:47:55,242 And I have been using this for almost 10 years now. 582 00:47:55,816 --> 00:47:57,681 Very thoughtful, Alvin. Thank you. 583 00:47:57,851 --> 00:48:00,718 Yeah, the look on your face says it all, Dave. 584 00:48:01,889 --> 00:48:05,188 Oh, nicely done, Theodore. "To Dav." 585 00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:11,361 Let's see, it says, "Merry Christmas. Love, Theodore." 586 00:48:11,532 --> 00:48:15,127 And it's got a nice picture of some pineapples? 587 00:48:15,335 --> 00:48:17,826 Those aren't pineapples. That's our family. 588 00:48:20,474 --> 00:48:25,207 Look, fellas. Let's make sure we understand each other here. 589 00:48:25,579 --> 00:48:27,046 I'm not your... 590 00:48:28,716 --> 00:48:31,810 You know, your dad or anything, right? 591 00:48:31,985 --> 00:48:33,850 But you're like a dad. 592 00:48:37,157 --> 00:48:39,455 Well, not really. 593 00:48:39,626 --> 00:48:42,220 I mean, we're friends for sure. 594 00:48:42,396 --> 00:48:45,490 And I write your music, you know, manage your career. 595 00:48:45,666 --> 00:48:47,998 - Make us sweaters. - Feed us. 596 00:48:48,168 --> 00:48:51,069 Let us sleep in your bed when we have nightmares. 597 00:48:51,505 --> 00:48:53,405 That's what friends do. 598 00:48:56,143 --> 00:48:58,168 So who wants to open their presents? 599 00:48:58,378 --> 00:49:00,573 - Is that a trick question? We do. - Yeah. 600 00:49:00,748 --> 00:49:02,579 - Presents. - Oh, boy. 601 00:49:02,750 --> 00:49:04,149 Presents. Presents. Presents. 602 00:49:04,318 --> 00:49:06,309 I can't wait to open mine first. 603 00:49:06,487 --> 00:49:07,784 Envelopes. 604 00:49:11,391 --> 00:49:12,824 They're savings bonds. 605 00:49:12,993 --> 00:49:14,324 Cool. 606 00:49:14,495 --> 00:49:18,363 You know, in seven years, you're gonna get to buy something really nice. 607 00:49:18,532 --> 00:49:22,400 Do you maybe have any that you bought seven years ago? 608 00:49:23,504 --> 00:49:26,667 - Alvin, manners. - Thank you, Dave. 609 00:49:26,840 --> 00:49:29,331 Yeah. Thanks, Dave. 610 00:49:32,446 --> 00:49:35,847 - Ian? - Who wants presents? 611 00:49:36,617 --> 00:49:37,982 - All right. - Cool. 612 00:49:38,152 --> 00:49:40,313 Hey, there's plenty more where this came from. 613 00:49:40,487 --> 00:49:41,954 Bring them on in, fellas. 614 00:49:42,122 --> 00:49:44,056 - Oh, yeah. - Jackpot. 615 00:49:44,224 --> 00:49:46,055 What are you doing? 616 00:49:46,226 --> 00:49:49,354 - Taking care of my boys. - Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 617 00:49:49,530 --> 00:49:51,498 Weird. What happened to your presents? 618 00:49:51,665 --> 00:49:54,361 - Which one is mine? - That big one is for me, I think. 619 00:49:54,535 --> 00:49:55,661 What did you get them? 620 00:49:56,470 --> 00:49:57,801 Savings bonds. 621 00:49:57,971 --> 00:50:00,064 Great. Just what every kid dreams of. 622 00:50:00,240 --> 00:50:02,401 You're in luck. Your uncle Ian came through. 623 00:50:02,576 --> 00:50:05,443 - Cool. - Uncle Ian? 624 00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,404 Is... Is this for me? 625 00:50:08,582 --> 00:50:10,072 No, it's for Simon. 626 00:50:10,250 --> 00:50:12,684 - Theodore. - Oh, boy. 627 00:50:13,220 --> 00:50:17,987 - And Alvin. - Thank you, Santa. 628 00:50:18,158 --> 00:50:20,649 This is for you. You like the Oak Ridge Boys, right? 629 00:50:20,828 --> 00:50:22,352 Yeah, you're welcome. 630 00:50:22,529 --> 00:50:23,860 And guess what, guys. 631 00:50:24,031 --> 00:50:27,558 Uncle Ian is gonna have a big launch party for the new CD. 632 00:50:27,734 --> 00:50:31,761 That's right. Press, paparazzi. Hollywood hotshots. 633 00:50:31,972 --> 00:50:33,269 The whole nine yards. 634 00:50:33,473 --> 00:50:34,599 - Awesome. - Sweet. 635 00:50:34,775 --> 00:50:38,438 Yeah. Dave, you've got one week to write me a new hit single. 636 00:50:38,612 --> 00:50:40,409 All right? Something funky and fresh. 637 00:50:40,581 --> 00:50:42,845 - Peace. We out. - Bye, Uncle Ian. 638 00:50:43,016 --> 00:50:46,008 - Merry Christmas. - Now it really is Christmas. 639 00:50:46,186 --> 00:50:48,620 Mayday, mayday. 640 00:50:49,590 --> 00:50:52,218 This way, this way, this way. 641 00:50:52,392 --> 00:50:56,954 All right. All right. Settle in, settle in. Thank you for coming. 642 00:50:57,130 --> 00:50:59,894 It is a very special night tonight. 643 00:51:00,067 --> 00:51:05,972 Here at Jett Records, we pride ourselves on bringing you tomorrow's music today. 644 00:51:06,139 --> 00:51:09,074 Oh, and guess what. I did it again. 645 00:51:09,243 --> 00:51:12,906 Ladies and gentlemen, here to sing their new hit single... 646 00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:19,883 ...give it up for Alvin, Simon and Theodore. 647 00:51:20,053 --> 00:51:22,715 Yeah, in the place to be 648 00:51:22,890 --> 00:51:27,293 Chipmunks on the M-l-C "Witch Doctor" 649 00:51:27,461 --> 00:51:29,053 Everybody, can they do it? 650 00:51:29,229 --> 00:51:30,662 Can they do it? 651 00:51:30,831 --> 00:51:32,890 Come on, people, let's get to it 652 00:51:33,066 --> 00:51:34,124 Let's get to it 653 00:51:34,301 --> 00:51:37,998 Come on, shake, come on, roll Everybody hit the floor 654 00:51:38,171 --> 00:51:42,631 Come on, shake, come on, roll With the Chipmunks, here we go 655 00:51:42,809 --> 00:51:46,301 I told the witch doctor I was in love with you 656 00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:49,813 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me too 657 00:51:49,983 --> 00:51:53,077 And then the witch doctor He told me what to do 658 00:51:53,253 --> 00:51:55,744 He said: Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah 659 00:51:55,923 --> 00:51:57,823 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 660 00:51:57,991 --> 00:52:01,449 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 661 00:52:01,628 --> 00:52:03,186 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah 662 00:52:03,363 --> 00:52:05,456 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 663 00:52:05,632 --> 00:52:09,432 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 664 00:52:09,603 --> 00:52:10,934 Yo, DJ, pump this party! 665 00:52:11,104 --> 00:52:13,038 Everybody, can they do it? 666 00:52:13,206 --> 00:52:14,833 - Can they do it? - Go! Go! Go! 667 00:52:15,008 --> 00:52:16,669 Come on, people, let's get to it 668 00:52:16,843 --> 00:52:18,333 Go! Go! Go! 669 00:52:18,512 --> 00:52:22,209 Come on, shake, come on, roll Everybody hit the floor 670 00:52:22,382 --> 00:52:25,783 Come on, shake, come on, roll With the Chipmunks, here we go 671 00:52:25,953 --> 00:52:28,478 Alvin! Simon! Theodore! 672 00:52:28,655 --> 00:52:32,284 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me true 673 00:52:32,459 --> 00:52:35,986 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me nice 674 00:52:36,163 --> 00:52:38,825 And then the witch doctor He gave me this advice 675 00:52:38,999 --> 00:52:40,796 He said to me: 676 00:52:45,205 --> 00:52:47,298 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 677 00:52:47,474 --> 00:52:51,342 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 678 00:52:51,511 --> 00:52:54,537 You've been keeping love from me 679 00:52:54,715 --> 00:52:58,651 - And that's not very smart - Not very smart 680 00:52:58,819 --> 00:53:04,485 I went out and found myself someone Who'd tell me how to win your heart 681 00:53:08,695 --> 00:53:12,324 My friend the witch doctor He told me what to say 682 00:53:12,499 --> 00:53:16,094 My friend the witch doctor He told me what to do 683 00:53:16,269 --> 00:53:20,330 I know that you'll be mine When I say this to you 684 00:53:22,442 --> 00:53:25,104 - Oh, baby, baby! - Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah 685 00:53:25,278 --> 00:53:27,371 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 686 00:53:27,547 --> 00:53:31,039 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 687 00:53:31,218 --> 00:53:32,913 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah 688 00:53:33,086 --> 00:53:34,917 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 689 00:53:35,088 --> 00:53:38,717 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 690 00:53:44,731 --> 00:53:46,528 Yeah. 691 00:53:49,936 --> 00:53:52,234 All right, party people. You know how we do it. 692 00:53:52,406 --> 00:53:55,569 Get on that dance floor, let me see what you got. 693 00:54:04,284 --> 00:54:06,548 - Thank you. - Thank you. 694 00:54:06,720 --> 00:54:08,915 - You mind if I grab a few pics? - Claire. 695 00:54:10,390 --> 00:54:12,187 - Not at all. Fire away. - Great. 696 00:54:12,759 --> 00:54:16,251 I've got a new assignment. I'm covering your rise to fame. 697 00:54:18,432 --> 00:54:21,401 - Oh, this is Alvin, Simon and Theodore. - Hi. 698 00:54:21,568 --> 00:54:22,933 - Hello. - Hi, Claire. 699 00:54:23,103 --> 00:54:24,593 You're hot. 700 00:54:25,505 --> 00:54:27,564 Forgot you guys haven't officially met. 701 00:54:32,345 --> 00:54:34,074 So, Dave... 702 00:54:34,247 --> 00:54:37,114 ...l'm sorry about that night. I really thought that you... 703 00:54:37,284 --> 00:54:38,444 That I was insane? 704 00:54:39,219 --> 00:54:40,811 I totally understand it. 705 00:54:40,987 --> 00:54:44,184 Talking chipmunks. It's a lot to take in over dinner. 706 00:54:44,357 --> 00:54:49,317 But look at you now. You've got the career, promising future, kids. 707 00:54:49,496 --> 00:54:50,588 You're like a family. 708 00:54:50,764 --> 00:54:53,858 Don't say "family" in front of Dave. It gives him gas. 709 00:54:54,034 --> 00:54:57,970 - Like, clear-the-room gas. - Does not. 710 00:54:58,138 --> 00:54:59,799 He doesn't want a family. 711 00:54:59,973 --> 00:55:02,874 Why don't you guys go and play or raid the dessert table? 712 00:55:03,043 --> 00:55:04,874 Don't take it personally, you guys. 713 00:55:05,045 --> 00:55:07,775 Some people don't know a good thing when they've got it. 714 00:55:07,948 --> 00:55:09,677 Right, Dave? 715 00:55:11,151 --> 00:55:12,846 Claire. 716 00:55:13,253 --> 00:55:17,519 No offense, big guy, but you are not good at this. 717 00:55:24,965 --> 00:55:26,489 Hey, what do you think of this? 718 00:55:27,033 --> 00:55:29,331 - What is it? - It's Alvin. 719 00:55:29,503 --> 00:55:31,300 That looks nothing like Alvin. 720 00:55:31,471 --> 00:55:34,998 Well, yeah. It's a prototype. We'll sell a million of these things. 721 00:55:35,175 --> 00:55:38,008 It's voice-activated. Here, say something to it. 722 00:55:38,879 --> 00:55:43,714 Hello, ugly little Alvin doll that looks nothing like Alvin. 723 00:55:45,552 --> 00:55:48,988 - See? You love it. It's Spanish. - You know what? That's just weird. 724 00:55:49,156 --> 00:55:50,555 Come on, Dave, Dave, Dave. 725 00:55:50,724 --> 00:55:52,988 We've got to expand the Munks' fan base. 726 00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:55,594 I mean, forget about the music. 727 00:55:55,795 --> 00:55:59,526 The music is but a means to the big money, okay? 728 00:55:59,699 --> 00:56:03,328 I'm talking about our own fur clothing line, cologne. 729 00:56:03,503 --> 00:56:06,495 Chipmunk Heat, something like that. Chipmunk wine coolers. 730 00:56:06,673 --> 00:56:08,106 - I mean... - They're just kids. 731 00:56:08,308 --> 00:56:09,536 No, they're rats. 732 00:56:09,709 --> 00:56:13,008 And they could make us both so much money... 733 00:56:13,180 --> 00:56:17,913 ...if you just let me work with them. - I can't hear you, the music's too loud. 734 00:56:18,084 --> 00:56:23,420 Don't go against me on this, Dave. I never lose. 735 00:56:31,765 --> 00:56:34,563 Has anyone tried the chocolate meatballs? 736 00:56:34,734 --> 00:56:37,794 I'll probably go into insulin shock. But it's worth it. 737 00:56:37,971 --> 00:56:41,634 Oh, a sweet, sweet, sweet molasses meat. 738 00:56:41,841 --> 00:56:45,902 Hey, Alvster. Love the song, bro. 739 00:56:46,079 --> 00:56:48,707 - Up top. - What's up, player? 740 00:56:49,282 --> 00:56:52,877 So I see you're enjoying my little spread that I've put out for you guys. 741 00:56:53,053 --> 00:56:56,216 What am I talking about? You probably eat like this all the time. 742 00:56:56,389 --> 00:56:58,880 Well, Dave says he doesn't wanna spoil us. 743 00:56:59,059 --> 00:57:02,620 Dude, you're a rock star. You're supposed to be spoiled. 744 00:57:02,796 --> 00:57:06,163 I mean, you should be riding in limousines and private planes. 745 00:57:06,366 --> 00:57:09,995 And you should be going to parties like this every night. 746 00:57:10,170 --> 00:57:12,297 Really? Because Dave says we need our sleep. 747 00:57:13,473 --> 00:57:18,069 Look, Alvin, this is hard to say but, I mean, I gotta be upfront about it. 748 00:57:18,245 --> 00:57:23,114 Dave's holding you back, you know. I could be making you 20 large a day. 749 00:57:23,283 --> 00:57:25,911 - Is that a lot? - Yes. 750 00:57:26,086 --> 00:57:28,782 Another thing... I'm not gonna tell you. I will tell you. 751 00:57:28,955 --> 00:57:32,982 Look, behind your back, Dave calls you... 752 00:57:34,294 --> 00:57:35,420 ..."the rats." 753 00:57:38,031 --> 00:57:40,829 - Rats? - Yeah. Whatever, right? I know. 754 00:57:41,001 --> 00:57:44,869 Well, don't let it bother you. I mean, me? I consider you boys family. 755 00:57:45,038 --> 00:57:47,666 And if there's anything you need, anything at all... 756 00:57:47,841 --> 00:57:50,867 ...give your uncle Ian a call, all right? 757 00:57:51,044 --> 00:57:54,411 - Oh, right. - Ciao. 758 00:57:58,618 --> 00:58:02,110 Come on, pal. You drive like my grandmother. 759 00:58:02,289 --> 00:58:03,847 Get a wheelchair. Move over! 760 00:58:04,724 --> 00:58:09,821 Hey, guys, look at me. Up, up and away. 761 00:58:12,165 --> 00:58:14,133 Alvin. 762 00:58:14,668 --> 00:58:17,728 Can't help you, Simon. I'm about to take the lead here. 763 00:58:17,937 --> 00:58:20,030 Hey, guys, I have an idea for a new song. 764 00:58:21,541 --> 00:58:22,735 Hey, Dave. 765 00:58:22,942 --> 00:58:26,036 What's going on in here? I thought I told you guys to clean up. 766 00:58:26,212 --> 00:58:27,873 We are. 767 00:58:32,052 --> 00:58:35,749 - Who's that? - Uncle Ian hired us a housekeeper. 768 00:58:35,955 --> 00:58:38,048 She's also a masseuse. 769 00:58:42,062 --> 00:58:44,053 Come on, move over, road hog. 770 00:58:44,230 --> 00:58:47,063 Drive it or park it, pal. Get in the slow lane. 771 00:58:47,233 --> 00:58:49,428 - Where did you get that game? - Uncle Ian. 772 00:58:49,602 --> 00:58:52,537 Move it or lose it! Get some training wheels, buddy. 773 00:58:53,039 --> 00:58:54,836 Okay, you know what? 774 00:58:55,008 --> 00:58:56,771 That's enough. 775 00:58:57,243 --> 00:58:59,837 What are you doing? I was about to beat my high score. 776 00:59:00,013 --> 00:59:02,379 Too bad. Where's Theodore? 777 00:59:06,052 --> 00:59:07,679 Spit it out. 778 00:59:07,854 --> 00:59:10,220 - Spit it out. - No. 779 00:59:12,092 --> 00:59:13,184 Jett Records. 780 00:59:13,727 --> 00:59:17,754 Okay. That's it. Meeting. Now. Everyone on the couch. 781 00:59:18,398 --> 00:59:20,525 Could you give us a minute? 782 00:59:24,003 --> 00:59:27,530 Guys, look, it's hard, I know. 783 00:59:27,707 --> 00:59:32,110 Three months ago, you were hanging out in a tree somewhere and now you're... 784 00:59:32,278 --> 00:59:35,247 Major rock stars. 785 00:59:35,415 --> 00:59:38,316 Okay. Whatever. My point is just because you're... 786 00:59:38,518 --> 00:59:40,145 Major rock stars. 787 00:59:43,623 --> 00:59:45,989 Doesn't mean you can have or do whatever you want. 788 00:59:46,159 --> 00:59:48,719 Well, Uncle Ian says we should always be happy. 789 00:59:48,895 --> 00:59:50,453 Okay, you know what? 790 00:59:50,630 --> 00:59:52,962 He's not your uncle. 791 00:59:53,166 --> 00:59:58,900 He also, David, said that we should be making $20 a day. 792 00:59:59,072 --> 01:00:01,302 Guess what. You're making way more than that. 793 01:00:01,474 --> 01:00:04,170 And because I care, I'm putting it all away for you. 794 01:00:04,344 --> 01:00:06,403 Just like storing nuts for the winter. 795 01:00:06,579 --> 01:00:08,410 Oh, winter's for losers. 796 01:00:08,581 --> 01:00:12,073 Yeah. Shouldn't we have a say in how to build our investment portfolio? 797 01:00:12,552 --> 01:00:16,249 Where is all this coming from? You guys are just kids. 798 01:00:16,423 --> 01:00:20,018 - Kids, Dave, or rats? - What? 799 01:00:20,193 --> 01:00:22,991 Well, Uncle Ian says we're like his family. 800 01:00:23,163 --> 01:00:25,996 Oh, yeah? Well, if you love Uncle Ian so much... 801 01:00:26,166 --> 01:00:28,327 ...and don't think I'm watching out for you... 802 01:00:28,501 --> 01:00:30,662 ...why don't you go live with Uncle Ian? 803 01:00:41,881 --> 01:00:43,439 Dave? 804 01:00:44,350 --> 01:00:45,783 Are you still mad at us? 805 01:00:46,986 --> 01:00:48,681 Dave? 806 01:00:58,031 --> 01:01:01,228 "Dear fellas, I'm sorry, but... 807 01:01:02,001 --> 01:01:05,459 You should go back to your real home in the forest." 808 01:01:05,638 --> 01:01:08,471 I guess he really does want us to go. 809 01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:22,185 I told you, Dave. 810 01:01:22,355 --> 01:01:24,346 I never lose. 811 01:01:50,884 --> 01:01:55,287 Boys, welcome to your new home. 812 01:02:01,160 --> 01:02:05,187 - Oh, yeah. Daddy's home. - Yeah. 813 01:02:05,365 --> 01:02:07,629 Can we play with all this stuff? 814 01:02:07,800 --> 01:02:10,200 Sure, why not? It's your house. 815 01:02:10,370 --> 01:02:12,736 So, what are the rules around here? 816 01:02:13,473 --> 01:02:16,806 Oh, I do have one rule... 817 01:02:16,976 --> 01:02:20,104 ...that there are no rules! - Cool. 818 01:02:31,424 --> 01:02:33,551 Four degrees elevation. 819 01:02:33,726 --> 01:02:36,058 Six degrees azimuth. 820 01:02:37,230 --> 01:02:39,221 Fire! 821 01:02:50,777 --> 01:02:53,678 Prepare to face the fury of my vengeance. 822 01:02:53,846 --> 01:02:55,973 Don't make me laugh. 823 01:02:56,149 --> 01:02:58,640 Pray for a quick demise, young chipmunk. 824 01:02:58,818 --> 01:03:01,116 Uppercut. Left. Fake-out, fake-out. 825 01:03:09,862 --> 01:03:13,525 Your kung fu is no match for my rockets. 826 01:03:15,134 --> 01:03:16,726 Sneak attack. 827 01:03:19,439 --> 01:03:21,168 Okay, Simon. That's enough. 828 01:03:21,641 --> 01:03:23,768 I'm finished now. Simon. 829 01:03:23,943 --> 01:03:25,968 - Hey, give me that. - Let go, Alvin. 830 01:03:26,145 --> 01:03:27,237 Oh, come on. 831 01:03:30,283 --> 01:03:32,274 - You had a turn. - Who says you get a turn? 832 01:03:32,452 --> 01:03:33,680 Give me that. 833 01:03:36,823 --> 01:03:38,620 Simon! 834 01:03:38,791 --> 01:03:41,055 - You got to try. - Get your mangy paws off of it. 835 01:03:44,063 --> 01:03:45,621 - Scram. - I want it. 836 01:03:45,798 --> 01:03:47,789 Alvin, you don't decide. 837 01:04:00,480 --> 01:04:05,042 - Why didn't the airbags deploy? - Theodore, don't go into the light. 838 01:04:05,551 --> 01:04:08,042 - Let's do it again. - Awesome. 839 01:04:08,221 --> 01:04:10,155 - Playing hard? - Oh, yes. 840 01:04:10,323 --> 01:04:12,052 Good. 841 01:04:12,225 --> 01:04:17,094 Because tomorrow, you start working hard. Coast to coast in five days. 842 01:04:17,296 --> 01:04:20,595 Well, Dave says that touring is no life for a kid. 843 01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:23,496 For a normal kid. You guys are superstars. 844 01:04:23,670 --> 01:04:25,661 - Yes. - Which reminds me... 845 01:04:25,838 --> 01:04:28,739 ...Simon, let's get rid of these boring glasses. 846 01:04:29,242 --> 01:04:35,181 And try on these super cool in-the-now glasses. 847 01:04:35,348 --> 01:04:37,248 Oh, my God, oh. 848 01:04:37,417 --> 01:04:40,409 These would be great if I could see out of them. 849 01:04:40,586 --> 01:04:44,454 Your eyes will adjust. Come on, boys. Let's hit the road. 850 01:04:44,624 --> 01:04:46,091 - Shotgun. - Hit the road. 851 01:04:46,259 --> 01:04:47,817 Alvin... 852 01:05:38,244 --> 01:05:40,940 Give me a big fella. Alvin, big, big. 853 01:05:41,681 --> 01:05:44,980 No hiding. Come on, come on. Make love to the camera. 854 01:05:45,151 --> 01:05:50,282 Sell it. Big smile. Yes. Theodore, chin out. Yeah. That's it. 855 01:05:50,456 --> 01:05:53,323 Good stuff. There you go. Come on, get in there. 856 01:05:53,493 --> 01:05:55,518 Strong. Give me some booty. 857 01:05:55,695 --> 01:05:58,926 Spank it. There you got it. Now you got it. 858 01:06:06,139 --> 01:06:10,701 If the Chipmunks like Crunchy Nibbles, your pet will love them. 859 01:06:10,910 --> 01:06:12,605 Cut. 860 01:06:13,112 --> 01:06:14,943 Here we are. 861 01:06:16,649 --> 01:06:18,446 Okay? All right? 862 01:07:01,961 --> 01:07:03,223 Hold it. 863 01:07:03,396 --> 01:07:04,522 We're not done. 864 01:07:04,697 --> 01:07:05,994 - You tell me. - Killing me. 865 01:07:06,165 --> 01:07:08,224 - What do you want? - You are killing me here. 866 01:07:08,401 --> 01:07:11,268 There's no button I can push that wakes them to sing notes. 867 01:07:11,470 --> 01:07:13,370 You kidding? There's 5000 buttons here. 868 01:07:13,539 --> 01:07:16,337 - What button do you want me to push? - Fine. I've got it. 869 01:07:17,710 --> 01:07:22,340 All right, guys. Guess what your uncle Ian brought you. Coffee. 870 01:07:23,382 --> 01:07:25,111 I love toffee. 871 01:07:25,284 --> 01:07:30,847 No, it's coffee, Theodore, coffee. It's a... Like a super cool energy health drink... 872 01:07:31,023 --> 01:07:37,895 ...with whipped cream and caramel and two pumps of chocolate. 873 01:07:38,231 --> 01:07:40,096 Enjoy. 874 01:07:42,602 --> 01:07:44,433 That ought to keep them awake. 875 01:08:29,515 --> 01:08:31,449 - Get munk'd - Go, go, go 876 01:08:31,617 --> 01:08:34,984 Yeah, Chipmunks Always can get munk'd 877 01:08:35,154 --> 01:08:36,917 Hey, hey, hey 878 01:08:37,089 --> 01:08:39,353 Come and get munk'd With the Chipmunk rugrats 879 01:08:39,558 --> 01:08:43,085 Come and get munk'd with the Munks Get munk'd with the Chipmunk rugrats 880 01:08:43,262 --> 01:08:44,923 Come and get munk'd with the Munks 881 01:08:45,097 --> 01:08:48,828 Stop, stop. Come on, guys. We need more energy, okay? 882 01:08:49,001 --> 01:08:53,700 We need more dry ice. We need more, you know, wow. All right? 883 01:08:53,873 --> 01:08:55,841 We're the Chipmunks, for crying out loud. 884 01:08:56,008 --> 01:08:58,806 This is absurd. I feel like P. Diddy with fur. 885 01:08:58,978 --> 01:09:02,641 And to be honest, the new songs don't really sound like us. 886 01:09:02,815 --> 01:09:06,478 Well, you know what I think? I think the new direction is perfect, you know. 887 01:09:06,652 --> 01:09:08,677 It's all about today's edge. 888 01:09:08,854 --> 01:09:11,049 Dave always said it was all about the music. 889 01:09:11,223 --> 01:09:12,520 "Dave always said..." 890 01:09:12,692 --> 01:09:17,823 You know what? Dave, Dave, Dave. Dave is not here, okay? It's me. 891 01:09:17,997 --> 01:09:21,899 It's fun Uncle Ian, all right? Okay? 892 01:09:23,869 --> 01:09:27,066 What are you...? What are you gonna say? What's your name? 893 01:09:27,239 --> 01:09:30,174 - Taffy. - Taffy? What kind of name is Taffy? 894 01:09:30,343 --> 01:09:31,708 What do you do? 895 01:09:31,877 --> 01:09:34,869 - Choreography. - I don't know what "choreography" is. 896 01:09:35,047 --> 01:09:37,641 - What is that? - It's dance. 897 01:09:37,817 --> 01:09:43,551 Oh, is it dancing? Well, next time say, you know, "I'm the dance guy..." Hello? 898 01:09:43,990 --> 01:09:47,551 Who? Dave Seville. 899 01:09:48,027 --> 01:09:50,222 Name rings a bell. A dead... 900 01:09:50,563 --> 01:09:51,689 ... broken bell. 901 01:09:51,864 --> 01:09:55,197 - Just let me talk to the guys. - I don't think that's such a good idea. 902 01:09:55,368 --> 01:09:58,826 The boys are still stinging a little bit from you kicking them out. 903 01:09:59,005 --> 01:10:02,168 - That's not what happened. - Denial. 904 01:10:02,341 --> 01:10:04,741 So, what's this I hear about a European tour? 905 01:10:04,910 --> 01:10:07,435 You're taking them away for six months? 906 01:10:07,646 --> 01:10:10,706 No, 12 actually. If we can get China to go chipmunk. 907 01:10:10,883 --> 01:10:12,612 Twelve? 908 01:10:12,785 --> 01:10:15,879 Look, I just wanted to say hi. See how they're doing. 909 01:10:16,055 --> 01:10:18,046 They're doing great. They're loving life. 910 01:10:18,224 --> 01:10:19,691 Living large. 911 01:10:19,859 --> 01:10:23,022 Face it, Dave. They've moved on. 912 01:10:23,195 --> 01:10:26,221 - They're happy now. - Look, Ian, I wanna talk to them. 913 01:10:26,399 --> 01:10:27,457 Put them on the phone. 914 01:10:27,666 --> 01:10:30,100 Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen, Dave. 915 01:10:30,269 --> 01:10:32,237 Got a world tour, gonna start tomorrow. 916 01:10:32,405 --> 01:10:34,635 And these guys don't need the extra pressure. 917 01:10:34,807 --> 01:10:37,367 - We'll send you a postcard. - Ian, you can't do this. 918 01:10:37,543 --> 01:10:40,603 They're not ready for something like that. They're just kids. 919 01:10:40,780 --> 01:10:43,749 - I'm gonna see them. - Look, Dave, I'm... Wait. 920 01:10:43,916 --> 01:10:45,042 - Ian? - Yeah? What? 921 01:10:45,217 --> 01:10:47,242 - Ian. - I can't... 922 01:10:53,993 --> 01:10:55,483 Ian... 923 01:10:55,694 --> 01:10:57,321 ...was that Dave? 924 01:11:00,332 --> 01:11:03,392 Yes. Yes, it was. 925 01:11:03,569 --> 01:11:06,231 He wanted me to let you know he's great and he's happy. 926 01:11:06,405 --> 01:11:09,272 He's really, really happy. So... All right. 927 01:11:09,442 --> 01:11:12,138 And is he coming to the show? 928 01:11:14,647 --> 01:11:18,640 You know what? I sent him tickets. And here's the thing, he sent them back. 929 01:11:18,818 --> 01:11:23,949 Yeah, I know. I guess he's busy, you know. Got better things to do. 930 01:11:24,123 --> 01:11:26,523 Hey, come on. What's with the long furry faces? 931 01:11:26,725 --> 01:11:29,091 We're gonna have fun. We're gonna have a big show. 932 01:11:29,261 --> 01:11:32,492 I'll tell you what, you guys like deep-tissue massage? All right? 933 01:11:32,665 --> 01:11:35,361 I know a guy. Let me call my guy. I'll get on that. 934 01:11:35,801 --> 01:11:38,326 Hey, captain, come here. 935 01:11:38,504 --> 01:11:39,630 Listen. 936 01:11:39,805 --> 01:11:43,332 Dave Seville. Learn the name, look for the face. 937 01:11:43,509 --> 01:11:46,706 If he shows up tomorrow night, he doesn't get near my chipmunks. 938 01:11:46,879 --> 01:11:49,780 - Got it? Okay. - Got it. 939 01:12:04,130 --> 01:12:05,290 Uncle Ian? 940 01:12:12,004 --> 01:12:15,167 - What are you doing here? - Can I sleep with you? 941 01:12:15,341 --> 01:12:16,706 I had a nightmare. 942 01:12:17,143 --> 01:12:20,408 Oh, you had a nightmare? 943 01:12:20,579 --> 01:12:23,742 I had a nightmare too. In my nightmare... 944 01:12:23,916 --> 01:12:30,321 ...I had to put together 37 dates in 42 days, in 16 different countries. 945 01:12:30,489 --> 01:12:35,654 And I had to coordinate 121 different radio and print interviews... 946 01:12:35,828 --> 01:12:38,194 ...in five different languages. 947 01:12:38,364 --> 01:12:41,231 But you know what, Theo? The only difference is... 948 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:46,929 ...in my nightmare, when I open my eyes, it doesn't end. 949 01:12:47,106 --> 01:12:50,166 So is that a no? 950 01:13:20,973 --> 01:13:22,634 Guys... 951 01:13:22,942 --> 01:13:24,807 ...I wanna go home. 952 01:13:24,977 --> 01:13:27,309 What do you mean? You are home. 953 01:13:27,479 --> 01:13:30,141 No, I mean, "home" home. 954 01:13:30,349 --> 01:13:32,374 You know, with Dave. 955 01:13:32,551 --> 01:13:36,248 But, Theodore, come on. Wake up and smell the toffee. 956 01:13:36,422 --> 01:13:42,418 Dave doesn't even want us. He doesn't care enough to even come to our show. 957 01:13:44,263 --> 01:13:47,630 Here's Julianne Reynolds with today's entertainment news. 958 01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:50,268 Too tired to rock? The Chipmunks might be. 959 01:13:50,436 --> 01:13:54,497 Rumor of exhaustion and voice strain are swirling around the singing sensation. 960 01:13:54,673 --> 01:13:58,837 Is it because of toaster waffle overload? Or a rigorous tour schedule? 961 01:13:59,011 --> 01:14:02,503 It's hard to say. But manager-producer Ian Hawke has assured Fox... 962 01:14:02,681 --> 01:14:05,081 ... the trio will make their first stop tonight... 963 01:14:05,251 --> 01:14:10,985 ... on their highly anticipated world tour at the Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles. 964 01:14:13,025 --> 01:14:14,652 That's it. 965 01:14:35,281 --> 01:14:36,942 Okay. 966 01:14:41,120 --> 01:14:44,783 You three sound like you've been gargling nails. 967 01:14:45,924 --> 01:14:48,552 - I'll cover for you. - Thank you. 968 01:14:49,695 --> 01:14:51,526 Can we get Wardrobe down here, please? 969 01:14:51,697 --> 01:14:53,289 Well? 970 01:14:53,465 --> 01:14:58,198 I could give you a lot of fancy terms, but, bottom line, they're exhausted. 971 01:14:58,370 --> 01:15:02,136 Okay, well, give them a shot or a cream or a pill or something. 972 01:15:02,308 --> 01:15:05,641 I've invested every dime I have in these guys. 973 01:15:05,811 --> 01:15:08,245 They need a long rest. 974 01:15:08,447 --> 01:15:12,747 A long rest. Are you...? Okay. Yeah, a long rest, right. 975 01:15:13,052 --> 01:15:15,350 Right, yeah. I'm not a doctor, so... 976 01:15:15,521 --> 01:15:18,319 I'll get them that rest. Thank you. I'll take care of it. 977 01:15:18,490 --> 01:15:21,391 Thank you so much. I will... I appreciate it. Hey, hey, doc. 978 01:15:21,560 --> 01:15:23,755 Chipmunk fever, catch it. 979 01:15:25,898 --> 01:15:27,763 Knock, knock. 980 01:15:28,400 --> 01:15:31,597 So listen, guys, I just talked to the doctor. 981 01:15:31,770 --> 01:15:34,830 And I don't feel right about sending you guys out like this. 982 01:15:35,474 --> 01:15:37,567 So you're gonna cancel the show? 983 01:15:38,177 --> 01:15:41,237 No. No, then I'd have to give out refunds. 984 01:15:41,413 --> 01:15:45,679 No. What I'm talking about is having you guys lip-synch. Yeah. 985 01:15:45,851 --> 01:15:47,284 Isn't that like cheating? 986 01:15:47,486 --> 01:15:51,115 No, it's not like cheating. It's... Cheating is wrong. 987 01:15:51,290 --> 01:15:54,589 This is more like helping. Yeah, all the superstars do it. 988 01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:58,696 Just make sure that you mouth the words exactly like we recorded them. 989 01:15:58,864 --> 01:16:01,594 - Otherwise, people will know. - That we're cheating. 990 01:16:03,235 --> 01:16:07,137 - No. - Guys, what other choice do we have? 991 01:16:07,306 --> 01:16:10,605 Yeah. See? That's why he's the one with the letter. 992 01:16:10,776 --> 01:16:12,744 All right, guys, tighten up. 993 01:16:12,911 --> 01:16:18,281 And remember, mouth the words and no one will know. 994 01:16:18,450 --> 01:16:20,042 Love you. 995 01:16:29,094 --> 01:16:30,425 You know you got it made 996 01:16:30,596 --> 01:16:32,826 When you drop your Escalade For the drop top 997 01:16:33,031 --> 01:16:35,591 Iced out, rocks hot Droppin' dollars, ladies holler 998 01:16:35,768 --> 01:16:40,102 Hey, gotta get that cream 999 01:16:40,272 --> 01:16:42,740 You know you got it made When they send in a parade 1000 01:16:42,908 --> 01:16:45,001 When you drop down Write a check in town 1001 01:16:45,177 --> 01:16:47,941 All just for one day 1002 01:16:48,113 --> 01:16:51,674 Gotta get that cream 1003 01:16:55,454 --> 01:17:01,086 - Don't you know that's how they roll? - Roll, roll, roll 1004 01:17:01,260 --> 01:17:06,857 Can you get down with the Funk, funk, funk of the Chipmunks? 1005 01:17:07,065 --> 01:17:08,259 Baby, you know 1006 01:17:08,434 --> 01:17:12,495 Funk, funk, funk of the Chipmunks 1007 01:17:18,677 --> 01:17:21,339 Oh, come on, you gotta have one more ticket. 1008 01:17:21,513 --> 01:17:22,878 Sorry. 1009 01:17:23,816 --> 01:17:25,841 Come on, here's Theodore 1010 01:17:26,018 --> 01:17:28,486 You're here to stay When you're always getting paid 1011 01:17:28,654 --> 01:17:33,853 And it don't stop, never, no It won't stop no matter what they say 1012 01:17:34,026 --> 01:17:36,688 - Gotta live the dream - Take it, Simon 1013 01:17:36,862 --> 01:17:39,456 You're here to stay When your honeys think you hit 1014 01:17:39,631 --> 01:17:41,690 'Cause we gots it Everybody watch it 1015 01:17:41,867 --> 01:17:46,668 I love it. You love it? Chipmunk fever. Catch it, baby. 1016 01:17:50,409 --> 01:17:51,535 Dave Seville. 1017 01:17:52,411 --> 01:17:55,209 No, there's no Dave Seville on this list. 1018 01:17:55,380 --> 01:17:59,043 You know what? That's fine. I'm the editor of the L.A. Music Journal. 1019 01:17:59,218 --> 01:18:01,186 - No, I don't think so. - He's with me. 1020 01:18:02,521 --> 01:18:04,512 He's my assistant. 1021 01:18:05,624 --> 01:18:06,750 Okay. 1022 01:18:07,226 --> 01:18:08,318 Thanks, Claire. 1023 01:18:08,494 --> 01:18:10,928 What's going on, Dave? What are you...? 1024 01:18:13,565 --> 01:18:16,932 I gotta get my boys back but Ian's trying to keep me out. 1025 01:18:17,135 --> 01:18:18,329 Your boys. 1026 01:18:18,871 --> 01:18:21,431 I know that probably sounds weird coming from me. 1027 01:18:22,074 --> 01:18:23,837 It's a good weird, though. 1028 01:18:24,343 --> 01:18:27,437 Because after all I did to mess up everything, including you... 1029 01:18:27,646 --> 01:18:32,743 - Dave, your boys. We should go. - Right. Okay. 1030 01:18:33,352 --> 01:18:36,788 How we roll 1031 01:18:36,955 --> 01:18:39,423 How we roll 1032 01:18:39,791 --> 01:18:41,918 Come on, can you feel it? 1033 01:18:42,094 --> 01:18:46,360 - How we roll - Yeah, yeah, come on 1034 01:18:46,765 --> 01:18:49,791 If you're gonna do something, do it fast. Here. 1035 01:18:49,968 --> 01:18:52,198 - You're press, remember? - Thanks. 1036 01:18:52,371 --> 01:18:57,240 Roll 1037 01:18:57,943 --> 01:18:59,740 - Let's go, pal. - I'm a photographer. 1038 01:18:59,912 --> 01:19:01,903 - I have a press pass. - You're out of here. 1039 01:19:02,614 --> 01:19:05,048 Alvin! Alvin! 1040 01:19:07,486 --> 01:19:10,046 Alvin! 1041 01:19:10,222 --> 01:19:14,989 - Dave! He's here. - It's Dave. 1042 01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:23,461 What's going on? 1043 01:19:23,635 --> 01:19:25,296 Alvin, what are you doing? 1044 01:19:25,470 --> 01:19:28,303 I'm sending a message to our dear old uncle Ian. 1045 01:19:28,473 --> 01:19:31,806 - Sounds like a plan to me. - Me too. 1046 01:19:37,983 --> 01:19:39,610 Come on, guys. 1047 01:19:41,119 --> 01:19:42,211 Hey, Ian... 1048 01:19:43,322 --> 01:19:46,120 ...kiss my furry cheeks. 1049 01:19:48,260 --> 01:19:50,592 Here, hold on to that. 1050 01:19:50,996 --> 01:19:52,759 Top of the morning to you. 1051 01:19:58,804 --> 01:20:00,601 Get off my set. 1052 01:20:01,740 --> 01:20:03,640 Are you ready to rock? 1053 01:20:05,010 --> 01:20:06,204 Turn it up, girl. 1054 01:20:06,378 --> 01:20:08,312 How we roll 1055 01:20:11,783 --> 01:20:13,011 How we roll 1056 01:20:13,185 --> 01:20:14,550 I feel fine. 1057 01:20:16,288 --> 01:20:21,021 Alvin, Simon, Theodore! Come on, guys, we're going home. 1058 01:20:21,193 --> 01:20:23,127 Move, move. 1059 01:20:24,963 --> 01:20:26,453 Let's go. 1060 01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:32,827 - Get them. - Look out. Run. 1061 01:20:35,040 --> 01:20:36,735 Hi. 1062 01:20:36,908 --> 01:20:38,170 Bye. 1063 01:20:38,777 --> 01:20:42,213 Eenie, meenie, minie, mo 1064 01:20:42,381 --> 01:20:45,908 Miss a chipmunk because you're slow 1065 01:20:47,853 --> 01:20:49,753 Watch your knees. 1066 01:20:49,921 --> 01:20:53,254 - Sorry. - Come on, big fella. Come on. Come on. 1067 01:20:53,425 --> 01:20:55,256 A little bit closer. 1068 01:20:55,427 --> 01:20:58,419 Come on, right there. Perfect. 1069 01:20:59,531 --> 01:21:02,022 He'll feel that in the morning. 1070 01:21:03,902 --> 01:21:06,666 - Guys. - Dave! 1071 01:21:07,873 --> 01:21:10,171 You're not going anywhere. 1072 01:21:10,809 --> 01:21:11,867 What are you doing? 1073 01:21:12,044 --> 01:21:14,444 - Put us down. - Let me go. 1074 01:21:14,613 --> 01:21:16,444 - Hey. - You better study your French. 1075 01:21:16,615 --> 01:21:20,051 - You're going to Paris tonight. Okay? - Let go. Just had my tail redone. 1076 01:21:20,218 --> 01:21:21,776 - No, wait. - Put it with my stuff. 1077 01:21:21,953 --> 01:21:24,751 - Let us out of here. Let us out of here. - No. 1078 01:21:24,923 --> 01:21:27,892 What? Ian, they don't want this anymore. Just let them go. 1079 01:21:28,927 --> 01:21:32,863 But the guy just left. You should have said something about five seconds ago. 1080 01:21:33,031 --> 01:21:34,623 Come back. 1081 01:21:35,467 --> 01:21:39,767 Ian, they need a real life. Not all of this. 1082 01:21:39,938 --> 01:21:42,372 Besides, they just ruined the concert. 1083 01:21:42,541 --> 01:21:46,102 Word will get out, no one will come to see them. 1084 01:21:46,745 --> 01:21:52,115 Dave, they're chipmunks who talk. People will come. 1085 01:21:52,951 --> 01:21:54,316 Guys, with me. 1086 01:21:54,486 --> 01:22:00,721 Roll, that's how we roll 1087 01:22:07,299 --> 01:22:09,733 You'll never take us alive. 1088 01:22:09,901 --> 01:22:12,335 They just did take us alive, Alvin. 1089 01:22:12,504 --> 01:22:14,335 It's a figure of speech, Simon. 1090 01:22:14,506 --> 01:22:18,602 Instead of criticizing me, why not use your big brain to think of a way out? 1091 01:22:31,423 --> 01:22:33,618 Go, go, go. Go. 1092 01:22:43,001 --> 01:22:44,798 Come on. 1093 01:22:51,910 --> 01:22:55,175 Step on it, Dave. You're losing him. 1094 01:23:04,956 --> 01:23:06,821 How did you guys...? 1095 01:23:06,992 --> 01:23:08,482 We are talking chipmunks, Dave. 1096 01:23:08,660 --> 01:23:13,290 We can get out of a cat carrier. Not even hard to do. 1097 01:23:13,465 --> 01:23:15,330 You came back for us. 1098 01:23:16,635 --> 01:23:20,071 Well, of course I came back. We're a family. 1099 01:23:20,705 --> 01:23:22,229 Holy nuts. 1100 01:23:23,074 --> 01:23:25,167 - What? - Am I going crazy? 1101 01:23:25,343 --> 01:23:26,935 Or did he just say "family"? 1102 01:23:28,580 --> 01:23:31,481 I know... 1103 01:23:33,185 --> 01:23:35,085 ...but I really missed you guys. 1104 01:23:35,253 --> 01:23:37,244 I missed you too, Dave. 1105 01:23:39,491 --> 01:23:41,186 Me too. 1106 01:23:41,359 --> 01:23:47,355 - So did Alvin. He's too cool to admit it. - Yeah, too macho. 1107 01:23:48,667 --> 01:23:51,363 Missed you too. 1108 01:23:51,536 --> 01:23:54,437 Sorry, I had some sentimentality stuck in my throat. 1109 01:23:54,606 --> 01:23:58,702 I just said, I missed you too. 1110 01:23:58,877 --> 01:24:00,845 Whatever. Who are you guys to judge me? 1111 01:24:01,012 --> 01:24:04,243 Okay, you know what? I miss my friend Dave, okay? 1112 01:24:04,416 --> 01:24:08,716 I'll scream it from the rooftops. And I'm not afraid. I'm not ashamed. 1113 01:24:08,887 --> 01:24:12,050 That's right. I love you, Dave. 1114 01:24:14,626 --> 01:24:15,752 Come here. 1115 01:24:19,564 --> 01:24:21,589 - Dave? - Yes, Alvin? 1116 01:24:21,766 --> 01:24:24,428 Now can I steer? Oh, please, please, please. 1117 01:24:24,603 --> 01:24:28,130 - I want to work the windshield wipers. - Oh, and I'd like to beep the horn. 1118 01:24:28,306 --> 01:24:30,536 Have at it, fellas. 1119 01:24:31,776 --> 01:24:34,438 - I'm a good beeper. - Save some horn for the rest of us. 1120 01:24:34,613 --> 01:24:37,741 - Come on, Dave, drive faster. - Not with you steering. 1121 01:24:37,916 --> 01:24:40,077 Dave, you drive like a sleepy old bear. 1122 01:24:40,252 --> 01:24:43,244 - Okay, Alvin, that's enough. - Enough of what? Of being awesome? 1123 01:24:43,421 --> 01:24:44,752 Alvin, I said that's enough. 1124 01:24:44,923 --> 01:24:47,448 Hey, look, Dave, no paws. 1125 01:24:49,594 --> 01:24:55,089 Hey, if you guys behave, maybe I'll let you call me "Uncle Ian" again. 1126 01:24:55,267 --> 01:24:56,825 Deal? 1127 01:25:16,922 --> 01:25:23,623 No! 1128 01:25:30,835 --> 01:25:32,359 Claire. 1129 01:25:32,570 --> 01:25:33,628 - Hey. - Come on in. 1130 01:25:35,640 --> 01:25:38,006 - Hi, Claire. - Well, hello, Clarina. 1131 01:25:38,176 --> 01:25:40,167 - Hi, guys. - Hope you like toaster waffles. 1132 01:25:40,578 --> 01:25:44,480 And, for us classy chipmunks, a bit of the bubbly. 1133 01:25:45,483 --> 01:25:48,475 Stupid cork. Doesn't... 1134 01:25:55,160 --> 01:25:57,094 I'm not gonna say it. 1135 01:25:58,663 --> 01:25:59,721 Good grief. 1136 01:26:01,466 --> 01:26:03,491 Are you still not gonna say it? 1137 01:26:03,668 --> 01:26:04,828 Nope. 1138 01:26:09,040 --> 01:26:15,070 I'm gonna say it. Alvin! 1139 01:26:15,246 --> 01:26:17,111 Okay! 1140 01:26:30,929 --> 01:26:33,227 Okay, guys, come on, let's try it again. 1141 01:26:33,398 --> 01:26:36,026 Here we go, and sing. 1142 01:26:36,201 --> 01:26:41,002 Come on, sing for your uncle Ian. Come on, sing. 1143 01:26:41,172 --> 01:26:43,766 Why...? Why won't you sing? 1144 01:26:43,942 --> 01:26:46,342 You know, I said, sing. 1145 01:26:46,511 --> 01:26:48,536 Sing. 1146 01:31:11,042 --> 01:31:13,033 [ENGLISH]