1 00:01:43,216 --> 00:01:46,583 It's going. It's going. 2 00:01:47,720 --> 00:01:49,950 And it's gone. 3 00:01:50,123 --> 00:01:51,317 Whatever. 4 00:01:52,725 --> 00:01:54,818 Maybe we should take a break. 5 00:01:55,462 --> 00:01:57,862 That's it. I can't take this anymore. 6 00:01:58,031 --> 00:01:59,555 I can't. I give up. 7 00:01:59,732 --> 00:02:01,996 I'm sick of struggling for survival. 8 00:02:02,168 --> 00:02:05,695 Competing with gophers and earthworms and that loser sparrow... 9 00:02:05,872 --> 00:02:07,737 ...who always takes my nuts. 10 00:02:07,907 --> 00:02:09,966 And I'm especially sick of this stupid... 11 00:02:10,143 --> 00:02:12,873 ...stupid tree. 12 00:02:14,547 --> 00:02:16,515 - What's happening? - Guys. 13 00:02:16,683 --> 00:02:19,345 I think he made it angry. 14 00:03:22,549 --> 00:03:24,380 I'm awake. 15 00:03:25,451 --> 00:03:27,078 I'm up... 16 00:03:27,253 --> 00:03:28,914 ...and I'm late. 17 00:03:32,125 --> 00:03:36,425 Demo. Dave Seville. 18 00:03:46,806 --> 00:03:50,105 Keys. Bag. 19 00:03:51,244 --> 00:03:52,438 Pants. 20 00:03:52,612 --> 00:03:54,580 I need pants. Pants are essential. 21 00:04:01,154 --> 00:04:02,621 Claire. 22 00:04:02,855 --> 00:04:04,982 - Dave. - Hey. 23 00:04:05,158 --> 00:04:07,023 How's it going? 24 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:10,156 I haven't seen you since... 25 00:04:10,330 --> 00:04:13,026 Well, since you said you never wanted to see me again. 26 00:04:13,233 --> 00:04:14,359 So I guess it worked. 27 00:04:14,534 --> 00:04:15,933 What a fun day that was. 28 00:04:16,102 --> 00:04:18,969 Let me guess. You're late for something again. 29 00:04:19,138 --> 00:04:21,766 - Same old Dave. - Not following you. 30 00:04:21,941 --> 00:04:24,933 You know, the guy who's always fooling around... 31 00:04:25,111 --> 00:04:27,250 ...who can't handle a serious relationship. 32 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,771 That was the old Dave. 33 00:04:28,948 --> 00:04:31,382 How about we get together, talk about the new Dave? 34 00:04:31,851 --> 00:04:33,443 Tomorrow night. My place. 35 00:04:33,820 --> 00:04:35,481 - I... - Great. 36 00:04:35,655 --> 00:04:38,818 - No... - You look good, Claire. 37 00:05:28,875 --> 00:05:30,342 Where are we? 38 00:05:30,510 --> 00:05:35,447 Well, I think they remodeled our forest. I like it. Stylish, yet functional. 39 00:05:36,182 --> 00:05:37,513 Where did the mountains go? 40 00:05:37,684 --> 00:05:41,313 Give me a break. We're in a building, Theodore. 41 00:05:43,323 --> 00:05:46,019 Dave. 42 00:05:47,126 --> 00:05:50,186 - Lan. - Hey, big guy. 43 00:05:50,963 --> 00:05:53,295 Hey, you ever seen the view from the 80th floor? 44 00:05:53,466 --> 00:05:57,402 - No. They never let me past the lobby. - What? I can't... 45 00:05:57,570 --> 00:06:00,403 Hey, back off, man, this is Dave Seville. 46 00:06:04,977 --> 00:06:08,708 Mr. Seville, can I offer you some muffins, scones, pastries? 47 00:06:08,881 --> 00:06:10,712 No. I'd hate to be a bother. 48 00:06:10,883 --> 00:06:12,942 It's no problem. We have an omelet station. 49 00:06:13,119 --> 00:06:14,552 Omelet station. 50 00:06:14,721 --> 00:06:16,985 Can I get you some water or a soy latte? 51 00:06:17,156 --> 00:06:19,386 How about a shot of wheatgrass juice? 52 00:06:19,559 --> 00:06:21,789 Maybe later. Thanks. 53 00:06:51,824 --> 00:06:53,985 Let's talk about your song, Dave. 54 00:06:54,160 --> 00:06:55,923 Well, as crazy as it sounds... 55 00:06:56,095 --> 00:06:59,155 ...the original inspiration came to me... - The song sucks, Dave. 56 00:06:59,832 --> 00:07:03,893 - What? - Your song? It's awful. I hate it. 57 00:07:04,404 --> 00:07:10,309 You know, I mean, who's gonna sing it? Justin, Fergie? Not a chance. 58 00:07:10,476 --> 00:07:12,637 I need something new. I need something fresh. 59 00:07:12,812 --> 00:07:15,110 - That is new. - The next big thing. 60 00:07:15,281 --> 00:07:18,773 Dave, we go way back, all right? 61 00:07:18,951 --> 00:07:22,512 And we've both come a long way since college. You? Not so much. 62 00:07:22,989 --> 00:07:28,427 I wanted to like that song, but you heard it. Not that good. 63 00:07:28,928 --> 00:07:31,123 If I wasn't your friend, I'd say: 64 00:07:31,297 --> 00:07:34,994 "Dave, you go right back out of this office... 65 00:07:35,168 --> 00:07:37,966 ...and you keep writing music. You'll get there someday." 66 00:07:38,137 --> 00:07:40,469 But I am your friend, so I'm going to tell you... 67 00:07:40,640 --> 00:07:42,870 ...that there is no sense in writing songs... 68 00:07:43,042 --> 00:07:48,241 ...that no one is ever, ever going to sing. 69 00:07:49,215 --> 00:07:50,944 Ever? 70 00:08:03,763 --> 00:08:05,060 Excuse me. 71 00:08:06,532 --> 00:08:08,693 Can I get some of that water? 72 00:08:08,868 --> 00:08:10,768 We ran out. 73 00:08:40,233 --> 00:08:41,598 Hey! 74 00:08:49,008 --> 00:08:50,475 - Out of the way. - Alvin... 75 00:08:50,643 --> 00:08:52,611 ...slow down. - Move your butt, Theodore. 76 00:08:52,778 --> 00:08:55,269 You stepped on my tail. 77 00:08:58,551 --> 00:09:00,451 Last one to the door is roadkill. 78 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:02,053 I'm in. 79 00:09:02,221 --> 00:09:03,654 What are these shiny things? 80 00:09:03,823 --> 00:09:06,587 Theodore, we're leaving now. 81 00:09:12,465 --> 00:09:15,491 Okay, this wasn't my best idea. Look out! 82 00:09:15,668 --> 00:09:17,101 Maniac! 83 00:09:19,038 --> 00:09:21,233 Back to tree. Back to tree. 84 00:09:21,407 --> 00:09:23,238 Back to the dog. Back to the dog! 85 00:09:23,409 --> 00:09:25,843 - Basket! Three o'clock. - Which way is 3 o'clock? 86 00:09:26,045 --> 00:09:28,912 - This way. - Guys, wait for me. 87 00:09:29,081 --> 00:09:31,447 Wait up. I still have baby fat, you know. 88 00:09:31,617 --> 00:09:34,108 - Jump. You've gotta really want it. - I want it. 89 00:09:34,287 --> 00:09:36,448 - I want it. - I can't hang like this all day. 90 00:09:37,089 --> 00:09:39,649 Will you jump already? 91 00:09:40,359 --> 00:09:42,418 Muffins. 92 00:10:07,720 --> 00:10:09,881 Gross. Is this his house? 93 00:10:10,089 --> 00:10:13,354 No. It's his garbage can. 94 00:10:55,768 --> 00:10:59,033 This must be where he stores his food for winter. 95 00:10:59,772 --> 00:11:01,740 As it came down to one... 96 00:11:01,907 --> 00:11:04,671 Boa has the mouse trapped on a branch with no way out. 97 00:11:04,844 --> 00:11:07,108 As the boa moves in for the attack... 98 00:11:07,279 --> 00:11:10,373 ...the mouse seems to be facing certain death. 99 00:11:15,588 --> 00:11:18,523 The boa's sensitive tongue tastes the victim's presence. 100 00:11:18,691 --> 00:11:21,091 The mouse crashes through the foliage. 101 00:11:21,260 --> 00:11:23,785 Come on, baby. Come to papa! 102 00:11:24,463 --> 00:11:26,693 Hello, gorgeous. 103 00:11:28,467 --> 00:11:30,059 We've hit the mother lode. 104 00:11:30,236 --> 00:11:33,296 - Tropical rainforest where food is bountiful. 105 00:11:36,042 --> 00:11:39,773 This is the greatest day of my life. 106 00:11:39,945 --> 00:11:42,709 Eureka! I found the cheese balls. 107 00:11:43,883 --> 00:11:46,147 Alvin, what are you doing? Don't make a mess. 108 00:11:46,318 --> 00:11:48,786 Cannonball. 109 00:11:51,957 --> 00:11:53,254 Quick. Hide. 110 00:11:53,426 --> 00:11:55,394 Hurry, you guys. 111 00:12:10,076 --> 00:12:12,476 Did I put these here? 112 00:14:02,254 --> 00:14:04,222 There you are. I got you. 113 00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:17,095 He's been out for quite a while. 114 00:14:17,336 --> 00:14:18,598 You guys, he's dead. 115 00:14:18,771 --> 00:14:21,467 Don't panic. Wipe everything down. 116 00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:24,404 I need three garbage bags, a shovel, some disinfectant... 117 00:14:24,577 --> 00:14:26,636 ...some latex gloves and oregano, go! 118 00:14:26,846 --> 00:14:29,041 Hang on, Sherlock. He's coming to. 119 00:14:29,215 --> 00:14:31,911 I must be hearing things. 120 00:14:35,855 --> 00:14:37,379 Oh, this is trippy. 121 00:14:37,556 --> 00:14:39,751 Sir, are you all right? 122 00:14:42,361 --> 00:14:44,056 Get back! 123 00:14:44,230 --> 00:14:45,561 Squirrels can't talk. 124 00:14:45,731 --> 00:14:47,392 Hey. 125 00:14:47,933 --> 00:14:49,230 Watch it, genius. 126 00:14:49,401 --> 00:14:51,926 We are chipmunks. Chipmunks. 127 00:14:52,104 --> 00:14:54,436 Chipmunks can't talk either. 128 00:14:54,607 --> 00:14:56,302 Our lips are moving and words are coming out. 129 00:14:56,876 --> 00:14:58,400 This is not happening. 130 00:14:58,577 --> 00:15:02,104 I am not talking to chipmunks. I am not talking to chipmunks. 131 00:15:02,281 --> 00:15:04,476 So how's that working for you, Dave? 132 00:15:05,517 --> 00:15:06,745 How do you know my name? 133 00:15:06,919 --> 00:15:10,013 I'll field that one. We read your mail. By accident. 134 00:15:10,189 --> 00:15:12,521 You really ought to pay that utility bill, Dave. 135 00:15:12,691 --> 00:15:15,592 - You ever heard of a credit rating? - What's this thing? 136 00:15:15,761 --> 00:15:18,628 Hey. Hey. Hey. Stop doing... Turn that off. 137 00:15:18,797 --> 00:15:20,424 Sorry. 138 00:15:20,599 --> 00:15:22,692 He fell out of the tree at birth. 139 00:15:22,902 --> 00:15:24,995 Can all animals talk? 140 00:15:25,170 --> 00:15:28,537 Well, I believe fish have this type of sign language. 141 00:15:28,707 --> 00:15:31,870 Hey, Dave, do all humans have houses that smell like sweat socks? 142 00:15:32,044 --> 00:15:33,534 Dave likes to wear 143 00:15:33,712 --> 00:15:36,476 Dirty underwear with little hairs 144 00:15:36,649 --> 00:15:38,446 We're getting off on the wrong foot. 145 00:15:39,351 --> 00:15:41,683 Allow us to introduce ourselves. 146 00:15:41,854 --> 00:15:44,186 Hello, I'm Simon, the smart one. 147 00:15:44,356 --> 00:15:46,688 - He's Alvin. - The awesomest one. 148 00:15:46,859 --> 00:15:48,690 And I'm Theodore. 149 00:15:48,861 --> 00:15:51,489 Oh, nice to meet you. Now get out of my house. 150 00:15:51,664 --> 00:15:54,189 But we talk. 151 00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:57,498 Which makes me want you out of my house that much more. 152 00:15:57,670 --> 00:16:01,003 It's creepy. Unnatural. Somewhat evil. 153 00:16:01,173 --> 00:16:03,641 I kind of liked him better when he was unconscious. 154 00:16:03,809 --> 00:16:06,209 - Gotcha. - Hey. 155 00:16:13,886 --> 00:16:15,353 Don't do this, Dave. 156 00:16:15,521 --> 00:16:18,183 We can gnaw right through this door. 157 00:16:24,830 --> 00:16:26,457 Hi. 158 00:17:08,807 --> 00:17:10,866 Oh, were we disturbing you? 159 00:17:11,276 --> 00:17:13,744 What, you guys can sing too? 160 00:17:13,912 --> 00:17:17,109 That's not singing. This is singing. 161 00:17:44,176 --> 00:17:46,269 This is amazing. 162 00:17:47,913 --> 00:17:49,403 Here, everyone inside. 163 00:17:54,653 --> 00:17:56,644 - There you go. - Thank you. 164 00:17:59,358 --> 00:18:01,189 All right, here's the deal. 165 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:04,955 You guys sing my songs, you get to sleep here. 166 00:18:08,133 --> 00:18:11,125 No. Wait. Is breakfast included? 167 00:18:13,138 --> 00:18:14,196 I can live with that. 168 00:18:14,373 --> 00:18:16,466 What about TV privileges? 169 00:18:17,309 --> 00:18:18,799 Okay, but not after 7. 170 00:18:18,977 --> 00:18:20,001 - Eight. - Done. 171 00:18:20,279 --> 00:18:23,612 But don't tell your animal friends, because I don't wanna come home... 172 00:18:23,782 --> 00:18:25,875 ...and find rabbits and skunks on my couch. 173 00:18:26,085 --> 00:18:28,519 Filthy creatures, Dave. Never associate with them. 174 00:18:28,687 --> 00:18:30,484 Yeah, you're our only friend. 175 00:18:30,656 --> 00:18:33,682 No, no, no. Let's not get ahead of ourselves here. 176 00:18:33,859 --> 00:18:37,317 Let's just start with me being your songwriter. 177 00:18:38,297 --> 00:18:41,460 Let me ask you. Have you ever written a song before? 178 00:18:41,633 --> 00:18:45,364 - Yup. - And is that your music stuff outside? 179 00:18:45,537 --> 00:18:47,129 Yup. 180 00:18:48,674 --> 00:18:50,005 Oh, no! 181 00:18:50,175 --> 00:18:51,335 Hurry back. 182 00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:16,200 So, fellas... 183 00:19:16,601 --> 00:19:21,150 ...all we gotta do is find the right song, rehearse... 184 00:19:25,511 --> 00:19:26,705 - Hey, Dave. - Simon. 185 00:19:27,880 --> 00:19:28,938 My bad. 186 00:19:29,148 --> 00:19:31,708 This is my sheet music. 187 00:19:33,785 --> 00:19:35,343 Alvin. 188 00:19:36,755 --> 00:19:39,883 This is not a Hula-Hoop. It's a towel rack. 189 00:19:41,059 --> 00:19:44,256 - Killjoy. - Are you guys always like this? 190 00:19:44,429 --> 00:19:46,056 We're kids, Dave. 191 00:19:46,231 --> 00:19:47,698 Well, where are your parents? 192 00:19:47,866 --> 00:19:51,029 When you're a chipmunk, your parents take care of you for a week. 193 00:19:51,203 --> 00:19:52,727 Then they take off. 194 00:19:52,905 --> 00:19:55,897 Our parents were hippies. They left early to join a commune. 195 00:19:56,074 --> 00:20:00,534 - I am Robert the Robot. - Help! Crazy robot. Help! It's after me! 196 00:20:00,712 --> 00:20:03,112 - It's after me. - Hey. Hey. Be careful with that. 197 00:20:04,116 --> 00:20:06,949 - Sorry. - It's a collectible. 198 00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:11,681 - I got it for Christmas last year. - Christmas! We love Christmas. 199 00:20:12,791 --> 00:20:15,089 Even though we've never actually celebrated it. 200 00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:17,125 But we want to. 201 00:20:17,296 --> 00:20:19,890 Yeah, you can never go wrong with Christmas. 202 00:20:20,065 --> 00:20:22,465 Oh, maybe we can celebrate it with you. 203 00:20:23,335 --> 00:20:24,563 Yeah, maybe. 204 00:20:24,736 --> 00:20:29,435 Look, I've had a long and weird day, so off to bed. 205 00:20:29,608 --> 00:20:31,200 Come on. 206 00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:33,337 We start work tomorrow. 207 00:20:33,512 --> 00:20:36,413 I want you bright-eyed and bushy-tailed by 8. 208 00:20:36,582 --> 00:20:38,914 My tail isn't bushy till 9. 209 00:20:39,451 --> 00:20:41,715 Not my problem. Now go to sleep. 210 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:48,786 I hope Christmas comes fast. 211 00:20:49,361 --> 00:20:51,591 Me too. 212 00:21:29,201 --> 00:21:35,140 Want a plane that loops the loop? 213 00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:37,842 Loop. 214 00:21:38,210 --> 00:21:39,700 Hoop. 215 00:21:40,412 --> 00:21:42,141 Hula-Hoop. 216 00:22:40,906 --> 00:22:44,137 Here's trouble. Fire in the hole! 217 00:22:44,343 --> 00:22:45,810 What are you guys doing? 218 00:22:45,977 --> 00:22:47,911 Nothing. What are you doing? 219 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:50,708 Stand back, Dave. She's gonna blow! 220 00:22:53,085 --> 00:22:57,044 I got it. I got it, guys. Come to papa. 221 00:22:57,222 --> 00:23:02,285 - Hey. Where did it go? - Simon, this landed right in front of you. 222 00:23:02,461 --> 00:23:04,156 You didn't see it? 223 00:23:04,730 --> 00:23:06,561 How many fingers am I holding up? 224 00:23:06,732 --> 00:23:10,259 Four. No, no, no. Eight? Counting your thumb? 225 00:23:11,269 --> 00:23:13,294 - Wait, wait, wait... - Hang on a second. 226 00:23:13,472 --> 00:23:14,939 Six. Final answer is six. 227 00:23:20,278 --> 00:23:21,768 Try these. 228 00:23:22,147 --> 00:23:23,910 How's that? 229 00:23:24,683 --> 00:23:26,150 Someone trashed your house. 230 00:23:26,785 --> 00:23:28,810 It was clean when I went to bed last night. 231 00:23:28,987 --> 00:23:33,287 Well, we colored for a while, but then we got hungry. 232 00:23:33,458 --> 00:23:34,857 Wanna see what we colored? 233 00:23:35,026 --> 00:23:36,789 Actually, I wanna play you something. 234 00:23:36,962 --> 00:23:39,829 I wrote a song for you guys to sing, so let's... 235 00:23:47,472 --> 00:23:50,305 We've put a few toaster waffles aside for winter. 236 00:23:50,475 --> 00:23:52,033 And we're not sharing. 237 00:23:53,612 --> 00:23:57,673 Guys, we're gonna have food all winter, so if you start storing it... 238 00:23:57,849 --> 00:24:00,818 ...it's gonna get gross and we're gonna have rodent... 239 00:24:03,422 --> 00:24:08,416 Bad, you know, non-talking rodents around here. 240 00:24:09,027 --> 00:24:11,962 Let's go. Let's get to work. 241 00:24:21,039 --> 00:24:23,507 All right, you chipmunks. Ready to sing your song? 242 00:24:23,675 --> 00:24:26,235 - I'll say we are. - Yeah. Let's sing it now. 243 00:24:26,445 --> 00:24:28,242 - Ready, Simon? - Okay. 244 00:24:28,447 --> 00:24:30,711 - Ready, Theodore? - Okay. 245 00:24:30,882 --> 00:24:32,747 Alvin? 246 00:24:33,151 --> 00:24:34,379 Alvin? 247 00:24:34,553 --> 00:24:36,214 This kicks a hamster wheel's butt. 248 00:24:36,555 --> 00:24:38,216 Alvin! 249 00:24:40,091 --> 00:24:41,183 Okay! 250 00:24:41,359 --> 00:24:45,693 Christmas, Christmastime is near 251 00:24:45,864 --> 00:24:50,858 Time for toys and time for cheer 252 00:24:51,036 --> 00:24:55,530 We've been good, but we can't last 253 00:24:55,707 --> 00:25:00,371 Hurry, Christmas, hurry fast 254 00:25:00,545 --> 00:25:05,608 Want a plane that loops the loop 255 00:25:05,784 --> 00:25:10,016 Me, I want a Hula-Hoop 256 00:25:10,188 --> 00:25:14,784 We can't hardly stand the wait 257 00:25:14,993 --> 00:25:18,929 Please, Christmas, don't be late 258 00:25:23,101 --> 00:25:24,693 What? 259 00:25:24,870 --> 00:25:26,235 Dave Seville's in the lobby. 260 00:25:26,404 --> 00:25:29,237 He says he won't leave without seeing you. 261 00:25:31,276 --> 00:25:33,608 That loser again? 262 00:25:40,886 --> 00:25:43,821 - Dave. - Lan. 263 00:25:44,923 --> 00:25:47,084 - Okay. - I've got something for you. 264 00:25:47,259 --> 00:25:48,920 - It's your next big thing. - Dave. 265 00:25:49,094 --> 00:25:50,891 Don't say anything. 266 00:25:54,065 --> 00:25:55,589 What the? 267 00:25:57,469 --> 00:25:59,664 Dave, don't do this to yourself, man. 268 00:25:59,838 --> 00:26:01,328 They sing. 269 00:26:06,411 --> 00:26:08,345 No. They don't. 270 00:26:08,547 --> 00:26:11,107 They do. Just give me a second. 271 00:26:11,283 --> 00:26:13,274 Come on, guys. 272 00:26:13,752 --> 00:26:17,950 Want a plane that loops the loop 273 00:26:18,123 --> 00:26:22,753 Me, I want a Hula-Hoop 274 00:26:24,062 --> 00:26:25,120 You know, Dave... 275 00:26:25,297 --> 00:26:27,322 ...some people might say it's kind of weird... 276 00:26:27,499 --> 00:26:29,797 ...that a grown man would want a Hula-Hoop. 277 00:26:29,968 --> 00:26:32,994 And others would say, "You know what's weirder than that? 278 00:26:33,171 --> 00:26:35,503 A grown man bringing another grown man... 279 00:26:35,674 --> 00:26:37,972 ...a big box with a bunch of chipmunks in it... 280 00:26:38,143 --> 00:26:40,338 ...who not only speak English but can sing." 281 00:26:40,512 --> 00:26:42,946 They do sing. We've been practicing all morning. 282 00:26:43,114 --> 00:26:46,948 Oh, you've been practicing. I never realized. Okay, well. 283 00:26:52,457 --> 00:26:56,621 Yeah. Okay, no. Dave, I'm going to pretend... 284 00:26:56,795 --> 00:26:59,389 ...that I have a lunch to go to. 285 00:26:59,598 --> 00:27:01,862 I've got a lunch to go to. 286 00:27:02,033 --> 00:27:03,125 What was that? 287 00:27:03,301 --> 00:27:06,031 Nothing. Nothing. Just a little stage fright. 288 00:27:06,204 --> 00:27:07,967 I thought my heart was gonna explode. 289 00:27:08,139 --> 00:27:09,697 We're not performing monkeys. 290 00:27:09,874 --> 00:27:11,739 Why do we have to sing for that guy? 291 00:27:11,910 --> 00:27:13,002 Well, how's this? 292 00:27:13,178 --> 00:27:15,339 Pretend I need the money and I hate my job... 293 00:27:15,513 --> 00:27:18,175 ...and you're staying at my place, so you owe me. 294 00:27:18,350 --> 00:27:19,408 We're sorry, Dave. 295 00:27:19,618 --> 00:27:21,643 Yeah, that helps. 296 00:27:23,054 --> 00:27:25,488 Never mind. I'm late for work. 297 00:27:25,657 --> 00:27:26,919 Can we go with you? 298 00:27:27,525 --> 00:27:29,720 What, so you can mess that up too? 299 00:27:29,894 --> 00:27:31,919 You're going home. 300 00:27:34,866 --> 00:27:36,697 Can I stand in your lap and steer? 301 00:27:36,868 --> 00:27:40,360 Oh, can we at least beep the horn? 302 00:27:40,538 --> 00:27:41,630 Never mind. 303 00:27:44,743 --> 00:27:47,576 So sorry about the delay. It should be a couple more minutes. 304 00:27:48,246 --> 00:27:50,578 But we're building the suspense. 305 00:27:51,282 --> 00:27:54,843 - Here he is. - Sorry I'm late. 306 00:28:01,192 --> 00:28:05,686 Boy, am I jazzed about our Yum-able Energy Bars commercial. 307 00:28:05,864 --> 00:28:08,856 That's Good-able Energy Bar commercial. 308 00:28:09,434 --> 00:28:11,061 Right, Good-able. 309 00:28:11,236 --> 00:28:13,568 Okay, here's the pitch. 310 00:28:13,738 --> 00:28:16,798 We open on a group of lethargic kids. 311 00:28:16,975 --> 00:28:20,069 Close-up on a little girl's face. She's sad. 312 00:28:20,245 --> 00:28:23,271 Our customers don't like to think of their kids as being sad. 313 00:28:23,448 --> 00:28:25,109 Could she be flying a kite? 314 00:28:25,283 --> 00:28:26,682 I like kites. 315 00:28:26,985 --> 00:28:28,316 Good. 316 00:28:28,820 --> 00:28:31,152 Okay, great. She's flying a kite. 317 00:28:31,322 --> 00:28:34,723 She's running with a kite. She's running out of steam. 318 00:28:35,260 --> 00:28:38,161 She's tired and lets go of the kite. 319 00:28:38,329 --> 00:28:41,787 Oh, no. We see her face, it's sad. 320 00:28:41,966 --> 00:28:44,434 - But not too sad. - Right. 321 00:28:44,602 --> 00:28:48,732 So she pulls out her Good-able Energy Bar... 322 00:28:53,311 --> 00:28:54,938 It's my mom. Sorry. 323 00:28:56,014 --> 00:28:58,574 - Hi, Mom. - A little situation, Dave. 324 00:28:58,750 --> 00:29:00,775 Theodore vacuumed up Alvin. 325 00:29:00,952 --> 00:29:03,352 - Alvin. - Dave, help! 326 00:29:03,521 --> 00:29:06,957 - What? - At least it wasn't the garbage disposal. 327 00:29:07,125 --> 00:29:08,285 Just stay calm. 328 00:29:09,294 --> 00:29:10,989 And there goes Theodore. 329 00:29:11,162 --> 00:29:13,255 Look, I can't do this right now, okay? 330 00:29:13,431 --> 00:29:16,264 I absolutely understand but... Sorry, Dave? 331 00:29:16,434 --> 00:29:17,799 Quick question. 332 00:29:19,337 --> 00:29:22,135 How do you feel about an indoor pool? 333 00:29:22,307 --> 00:29:24,468 Look, if you flood my house, you're dead. 334 00:29:24,642 --> 00:29:26,007 Out on the street, capiche? 335 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:29,845 Mothers. 336 00:29:32,884 --> 00:29:36,684 Why don't we come over here and look at the sales projections? 337 00:29:37,789 --> 00:29:42,021 You know, when I first saw these numbers, I thought there's just no way... 338 00:29:42,193 --> 00:29:44,320 ...but then I looked again. 339 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,998 The "size of Theodore's butt"? 340 00:29:52,170 --> 00:29:54,968 Why don't we come back to that? 341 00:29:55,140 --> 00:29:58,701 Anyway, 10 years ago, the market share for healthy food snacks... 342 00:29:58,877 --> 00:30:02,142 ...was imperceptible among 6- to 12-year-olds. 343 00:30:02,313 --> 00:30:03,803 "How smart Simon thinks he is"? 344 00:30:05,483 --> 00:30:07,678 Yeah, as opposed to how smart he actually is. 345 00:30:07,852 --> 00:30:09,046 Who's Simon? 346 00:30:09,988 --> 00:30:12,218 - I didn't... - Just move it along. 347 00:30:19,397 --> 00:30:23,595 You know what? I think I'll just clean out my office. 348 00:30:23,802 --> 00:30:25,770 Sounds good. 349 00:30:25,937 --> 00:30:28,030 SpongeBob. You're 15 minutes late. 350 00:30:28,206 --> 00:30:33,610 Sorry, Mr. Krabs, I was out all night looking for Gary. 351 00:30:33,812 --> 00:30:35,712 He got away. Well... 352 00:30:35,880 --> 00:30:38,348 Guys. What's this about? 353 00:30:38,516 --> 00:30:41,212 Obviously, Theodore's butt. 354 00:30:41,386 --> 00:30:42,876 We told you we colored. 355 00:30:43,054 --> 00:30:47,047 On my presentation boards? You got me fired. 356 00:30:47,892 --> 00:30:49,519 We didn't know. 357 00:30:50,395 --> 00:30:53,956 - We're sorry, Dave. - Oh, you're sorry? That's fantastic. 358 00:30:54,132 --> 00:30:58,262 Sorry doesn't get my job back, now, does it, Theodore? 359 00:30:58,870 --> 00:31:01,236 Why are my clothes all over the place? 360 00:31:01,406 --> 00:31:03,931 We used them to mop up the water. Good idea, right? 361 00:31:04,909 --> 00:31:06,706 Oh, my God. Theodore, did you just...? 362 00:31:08,246 --> 00:31:09,873 It's a raisin, Dave. 363 00:31:10,481 --> 00:31:11,573 Prove it. 364 00:31:16,387 --> 00:31:17,445 Okay, you got me. 365 00:31:17,622 --> 00:31:19,783 I wanna talk to all you guys. Where's Alvin? 366 00:31:20,892 --> 00:31:23,554 - Alvin? - You owe me bigtime. 367 00:31:23,728 --> 00:31:25,593 Alvin. 368 00:31:26,598 --> 00:31:27,656 Come on. Come on. 369 00:31:36,574 --> 00:31:39,236 There's this new thing. It's called knocking. 370 00:31:39,410 --> 00:31:42,243 - Get out. - I'm waiting for the rinse cycle. 371 00:31:42,413 --> 00:31:44,813 - Out. - I'm taking a shower here. 372 00:31:44,983 --> 00:31:47,577 You know, if I made a list of my worst days ever... 373 00:31:47,752 --> 00:31:49,982 ...today would be at the top of the list. 374 00:31:50,154 --> 00:31:52,179 And it's still early. 375 00:31:52,390 --> 00:31:53,414 Clam it, sudsy. 376 00:31:56,527 --> 00:31:59,758 Okay. Guys, let me just put it to you like this, okay? 377 00:31:59,931 --> 00:32:05,528 I have no job, no career, my house is always a mess. Thank you very much. 378 00:32:05,937 --> 00:32:10,704 Hi, Dave. It's Claire Wilson calling. And why did I just say my last name? 379 00:32:10,909 --> 00:32:16,370 That was weird. I guess I'm just a little nervous about coming over for dinner. 380 00:32:16,547 --> 00:32:18,708 - Dinner. - So, yeah. I'm gonna hang up now. 381 00:32:18,917 --> 00:32:22,478 I'll be there at 7. Okay. Bye. 382 00:32:22,654 --> 00:32:24,053 That's half an hour. 383 00:32:27,125 --> 00:32:28,217 Who's Claire? 384 00:32:28,426 --> 00:32:30,860 Claire is Dave's mate. 385 00:32:31,029 --> 00:32:33,020 She is not my mate. 386 00:32:33,197 --> 00:32:34,926 She's my ex-mate. 387 00:32:36,334 --> 00:32:39,326 Okay. This is great. 388 00:32:39,504 --> 00:32:41,335 Dave. Dave, relax. 389 00:32:41,506 --> 00:32:44,202 You just go get the food. We'll take care of the rest. 390 00:32:44,375 --> 00:32:46,240 Why am I having a hard time believing you? 391 00:32:46,444 --> 00:32:49,311 That hurts, Dave. That really hurts. 392 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:52,313 - Yeah. We're all in this together, Dave. - Like a family. 393 00:32:53,151 --> 00:32:54,846 No. Not like a family. 394 00:32:55,019 --> 00:32:57,078 Tick-tock, Dave. Better bust a move. 395 00:32:57,488 --> 00:32:58,955 Right. 396 00:33:17,842 --> 00:33:20,743 We also do offices and recreational vehicles. 397 00:33:22,013 --> 00:33:23,446 What's that smell? 398 00:33:23,614 --> 00:33:26,481 It's your cologne. 399 00:33:27,051 --> 00:33:29,713 What did you do? Dump the entire bottle on the rug? 400 00:33:29,887 --> 00:33:32,549 We call it scenting the area. 401 00:33:32,724 --> 00:33:34,885 I gotta admit I'm surprised. 402 00:33:35,059 --> 00:33:36,117 The place looks great. 403 00:33:36,294 --> 00:33:39,525 Well, Dave, we chipmunks are notoriously tidy. 404 00:33:39,697 --> 00:33:41,096 Yeah, I see that. 405 00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:44,191 - Those bread sticks smell great. - Yeah. 406 00:33:44,602 --> 00:33:46,536 So when's dinner? 407 00:33:46,704 --> 00:33:49,935 Guys, I don't know how to tell you this... 408 00:33:50,108 --> 00:33:52,076 ...but it's just gonna be Claire and me. 409 00:33:52,243 --> 00:33:53,403 Hold the phone, Dave. 410 00:33:53,578 --> 00:33:54,602 - We can't have... - No. 411 00:33:54,779 --> 00:33:55,803 - Even if we... - No. 412 00:33:56,014 --> 00:33:58,574 - We thought it... - And no. Look, in the other room. 413 00:33:58,750 --> 00:34:00,718 Jeez. 414 00:34:00,918 --> 00:34:03,386 What a buzzkill, man. 415 00:34:05,323 --> 00:34:08,918 - I never knew you could cook this well. - It's all about slow roasting. 416 00:34:09,327 --> 00:34:14,128 It takes longer. But when it comes to flavor, why rush? 417 00:34:14,298 --> 00:34:15,731 Well, I'm impressed. 418 00:34:19,037 --> 00:34:22,097 - I've been seeing your photos. - Yeah, it's going really great. 419 00:34:22,273 --> 00:34:24,332 How about you, how's your job? 420 00:34:26,744 --> 00:34:29,304 Great. Loving it. 421 00:34:33,584 --> 00:34:35,017 How do you think it's going? 422 00:34:35,186 --> 00:34:37,518 Terrible. They're not even sniffing each other. 423 00:34:37,688 --> 00:34:39,178 Alvin. Dave said that... 424 00:34:39,357 --> 00:34:42,952 Dave needs a little help from the love doctor. 425 00:34:43,127 --> 00:34:44,355 And his assistant. 426 00:34:44,562 --> 00:34:46,291 Get back here. 427 00:34:47,098 --> 00:34:48,463 You know, this is nice. 428 00:34:48,633 --> 00:34:51,830 Just two friends having dinner. Hanging out. 429 00:34:52,003 --> 00:34:54,972 No pressure. Nothing weird. 430 00:35:01,979 --> 00:35:06,541 My stereo does that all the time. It's like it has a mind of its own. 431 00:35:06,717 --> 00:35:08,082 You were saying? 432 00:35:08,486 --> 00:35:12,616 Oh, nothing. I was just a little nervous about coming over here. 433 00:35:12,790 --> 00:35:15,623 I wasn't sure if you thought this was a date or something. 434 00:35:16,027 --> 00:35:18,188 A date? No. 435 00:35:25,803 --> 00:35:28,203 The wiring in my unit is shot. 436 00:35:29,173 --> 00:35:31,368 You should get an electrician to fix that. 437 00:35:31,542 --> 00:35:34,705 I don't need anyone to fix anything for me. 438 00:35:38,850 --> 00:35:40,977 Okay. 439 00:35:45,156 --> 00:35:48,922 Could you excuse me for a moment? I'm gonna go check the fuse box. 440 00:35:57,068 --> 00:35:58,660 Hey. 441 00:35:59,403 --> 00:36:02,031 Look, I know what you guys are up to. Alvin. 442 00:36:02,206 --> 00:36:04,333 - Breath check. - Where's Al...? 443 00:36:06,944 --> 00:36:08,536 Dave, are you okay? 444 00:36:08,713 --> 00:36:10,044 Everything's fine. 445 00:36:11,215 --> 00:36:12,512 Why did you do that? 446 00:36:12,683 --> 00:36:16,278 I was just trying to help, Dave. You have garlic breath. 447 00:36:17,054 --> 00:36:19,750 Well, stop helping. You're ruining everything. 448 00:36:23,261 --> 00:36:24,922 I think I got something in my eye. 449 00:36:25,096 --> 00:36:27,428 Here. Let me see. 450 00:36:27,598 --> 00:36:30,450 Yeah. It looks really irritated. 451 00:36:30,850 --> 00:36:33,600 It's so red. What happened? 452 00:36:34,105 --> 00:36:35,936 What was that? 453 00:36:36,107 --> 00:36:37,404 Oh, I thought I saw a rat. 454 00:36:37,575 --> 00:36:38,872 - A rat? - Probably nothing. 455 00:36:39,043 --> 00:36:41,068 Here, let's finish eating, huh? 456 00:36:42,780 --> 00:36:45,044 Tomorrow, I'm gonna call the exterminator. 457 00:36:48,819 --> 00:36:50,753 - What? - Claire. 458 00:36:50,922 --> 00:36:52,321 Dave? Dave? 459 00:36:52,490 --> 00:36:55,550 - Tell her she completes you. - What are you doing? 460 00:36:55,726 --> 00:36:57,591 - You got it, Dave. - Dave. 461 00:36:57,762 --> 00:36:58,786 Dave, let go. 462 00:37:00,965 --> 00:37:02,990 I'm sorry, Claire. It's just... 463 00:37:04,602 --> 00:37:07,230 I lost my job, Claire. 464 00:37:07,405 --> 00:37:08,929 And I guess I just needed a hug. 465 00:37:09,106 --> 00:37:12,269 Well, why didn't you just say so? Tell me what happened. 466 00:37:12,443 --> 00:37:15,640 Well, this is gonna sound really strange. 467 00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:18,744 No games. No fooling around. 468 00:37:19,584 --> 00:37:22,451 - The truth? - Please, I'm begging you. 469 00:37:26,924 --> 00:37:29,859 My life is being sabotaged by talking chipmunks. 470 00:37:36,734 --> 00:37:39,100 - You know what? - I'm not crazy, I swear. 471 00:37:39,270 --> 00:37:40,999 You haven't changed at all. 472 00:37:43,774 --> 00:37:48,871 Wait. Claire. Don't go. I can explain. 473 00:37:52,383 --> 00:37:54,351 Chipmunks. 474 00:37:57,488 --> 00:37:59,183 You should've kissed her, Dave. 475 00:37:59,357 --> 00:38:00,449 She wanted you. 476 00:38:00,625 --> 00:38:02,149 Alvin, you're not helping. 477 00:38:02,326 --> 00:38:03,486 Don't give up, Dave. 478 00:38:03,661 --> 00:38:05,128 Go away. Leave me alone. 479 00:38:05,296 --> 00:38:07,491 Dave, would you like a cookie? 480 00:38:07,665 --> 00:38:10,156 I said, leave me alone. 481 00:38:14,138 --> 00:38:17,574 Is it me, or was he a little mad? 482 00:38:17,775 --> 00:38:19,538 I wonder, is Dave mad? Yes. 483 00:38:19,710 --> 00:38:21,371 He really did have garlic breath. 484 00:38:21,545 --> 00:38:23,069 Yeah, well-played, guys. 485 00:38:23,281 --> 00:38:25,044 Idea. 486 00:38:25,216 --> 00:38:26,410 Who has cab fare? 487 00:38:26,584 --> 00:38:29,815 Cab fare? We don't even have pockets. 488 00:38:53,544 --> 00:38:58,447 Dear fellas, I'm sorry, but this isn't really working out. 489 00:38:59,850 --> 00:39:02,842 I don't know what made me think I could handle you guys... 490 00:39:03,020 --> 00:39:05,386 ...when I can barely manage my own life. 491 00:39:05,556 --> 00:39:08,957 You should go back to your real home in the forest. 492 00:39:09,126 --> 00:39:11,253 That's what's best for all of us. 493 00:39:11,696 --> 00:39:14,722 I'm sorry it has to be this way, but... 494 00:39:34,618 --> 00:39:36,381 Guys? 495 00:39:37,288 --> 00:39:39,882 Simon, Theodore? 496 00:39:43,260 --> 00:39:44,887 Guys? 497 00:39:47,498 --> 00:39:49,363 Alvin? 498 00:39:51,268 --> 00:39:54,465 Alvin! 499 00:39:58,109 --> 00:39:59,940 Simon? 500 00:40:02,813 --> 00:40:04,576 Theodore? 501 00:40:05,449 --> 00:40:07,178 Alvin? 502 00:40:08,786 --> 00:40:09,878 Alvin. 503 00:40:30,439 --> 00:40:31,997 Hello? 504 00:40:32,942 --> 00:40:34,671 Hello? 505 00:40:35,544 --> 00:40:37,171 Kids. 506 00:40:41,817 --> 00:40:46,550 Christmas, Christmastime is near 507 00:40:46,722 --> 00:40:51,386 Time for toys and time for cheer 508 00:40:51,560 --> 00:40:56,054 We can't hardly stand the wait 509 00:40:56,232 --> 00:40:59,531 Please, Christmas, don't be late 510 00:41:01,837 --> 00:41:03,737 Welcome to Jett Records. 511 00:41:18,054 --> 00:41:20,818 Okay. New rule. No going out after 9. 512 00:41:20,990 --> 00:41:23,322 And not at all unless I know where you're going. 513 00:41:23,492 --> 00:41:25,187 Were you worried about us, Dave? 514 00:41:25,361 --> 00:41:27,192 No. I just need to know, that's all. 515 00:41:27,363 --> 00:41:30,696 Wait. If you're not worried, then why do you need to know? 516 00:41:30,866 --> 00:41:33,266 I need to know, okay? 517 00:41:42,478 --> 00:41:44,173 Alvin. 518 00:41:48,784 --> 00:41:52,618 Oh, sorry about that. Yeah. 519 00:41:52,788 --> 00:41:54,449 - Sorry. - Kids, huh? 520 00:41:54,623 --> 00:41:56,853 They keep you on your toes. Do you have any? 521 00:41:57,026 --> 00:41:58,288 Three boys. 522 00:41:58,494 --> 00:42:00,462 Well, some days are better than others. 523 00:42:00,629 --> 00:42:03,223 And some days you just wanna close them in a box... 524 00:42:03,399 --> 00:42:06,129 ...leave the box in the park and run away, you know? 525 00:42:15,911 --> 00:42:17,503 Quick, hide. 526 00:42:19,782 --> 00:42:21,477 Guys, what's all this? 527 00:42:21,650 --> 00:42:23,550 Toaster waffles. 528 00:42:23,719 --> 00:42:26,279 You know, I can't afford all these toaster waffles. 529 00:42:27,256 --> 00:42:29,315 - What? - Well, in case you didn't notice... 530 00:42:29,525 --> 00:42:30,958 ...I don't have a job anymo... 531 00:42:40,069 --> 00:42:41,468 My song? 532 00:42:43,139 --> 00:42:44,834 - All right. - Yeah. 533 00:42:50,846 --> 00:42:52,973 - Hello? - Hey, Dave. 534 00:42:53,149 --> 00:42:56,641 Hey, how's my favorite songwriter? 535 00:42:56,986 --> 00:42:58,977 - Lan? - Tell me you've heard the song. 536 00:42:59,155 --> 00:43:01,282 Yeah. I'm listening to it right now. 537 00:43:01,457 --> 00:43:02,822 How did you...? When did...? 538 00:43:02,992 --> 00:43:07,019 Speed of business, baby. That's how we do it. That's how I roll. 539 00:43:07,196 --> 00:43:10,188 Got a friend in satellite radio, put it in immediate rotation. 540 00:43:10,366 --> 00:43:14,700 And that video of your little guys, 10 million hits already on YouTube. 541 00:43:17,807 --> 00:43:19,365 It's crazy. I gotta go. 542 00:43:19,575 --> 00:43:22,874 Hey, put some clothes on those guys. It's kind of embarrassing. 543 00:43:28,451 --> 00:43:30,715 We owed you, Dave. 544 00:43:31,487 --> 00:43:35,514 So we're good with the toaster waffles, right? Dave? 545 00:44:10,493 --> 00:44:12,358 Soup's on. 546 00:44:31,714 --> 00:44:32,738 Alvin. 547 00:44:44,193 --> 00:44:45,888 So, what do you think? 548 00:44:46,061 --> 00:44:47,358 Cool. 549 00:45:17,993 --> 00:45:19,551 All right. 550 00:45:26,068 --> 00:45:29,060 Toothbrush, huh? Okay. 551 00:45:33,776 --> 00:45:34,834 No. 552 00:45:50,492 --> 00:45:52,119 Dave... 553 00:45:52,761 --> 00:45:54,626 ...are you awake? 554 00:45:54,797 --> 00:45:55,855 I am now. 555 00:45:56,031 --> 00:45:57,362 I had a nightmare. 556 00:45:58,734 --> 00:46:00,429 Can I sleep with you? 557 00:46:03,005 --> 00:46:04,472 You won't even know I'm here. 558 00:46:05,274 --> 00:46:07,674 Okay. Sure. But stay on that side of the bed. 559 00:46:07,843 --> 00:46:10,334 Oh, okay. 560 00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:28,252 Theodore, that's not your side of the bed. 561 00:46:49,018 --> 00:46:53,079 - Theodore, wake up. It's Christmas. - Come on, man. It's Christmas. 562 00:46:53,288 --> 00:46:54,482 Boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 563 00:46:54,657 --> 00:46:56,716 On the first day of Christmas Dave woke up 564 00:46:56,892 --> 00:46:59,019 Come on, man, it's Christmas. Hallelujah. 565 00:46:59,194 --> 00:47:00,525 Wake up, lazy bones. 566 00:47:00,696 --> 00:47:03,164 Oh, yeah. Christmas. 567 00:47:03,332 --> 00:47:05,664 - Up and at them. - You can sleep when you're dead. 568 00:47:05,834 --> 00:47:07,062 - I'm coming - Come on, Dave. 569 00:47:07,236 --> 00:47:08,260 Hurry up, Dad. 570 00:47:08,437 --> 00:47:12,168 - Dad? - Dave. I said Dave. 571 00:47:12,341 --> 00:47:14,832 This is shaping up to be my favorite Christmas ever. 572 00:47:15,010 --> 00:47:17,240 - You want to open mine first. - Open mine first. 573 00:47:17,413 --> 00:47:20,007 - No, Dave, mine is better. - You guys got me presents? 574 00:47:20,182 --> 00:47:22,013 Of course. 575 00:47:24,687 --> 00:47:27,053 All right. Simon? 576 00:47:31,026 --> 00:47:33,392 Wow, it's a... 577 00:47:33,562 --> 00:47:35,052 It's a paper-clip compass. 578 00:47:35,631 --> 00:47:38,532 A paper-clip compass. Now I'll never get lost. 579 00:47:38,701 --> 00:47:39,963 Me next. 580 00:47:40,135 --> 00:47:41,693 Alvin. 581 00:47:47,109 --> 00:47:49,077 - My wallet. - Do you like it? 582 00:47:49,244 --> 00:47:52,042 Really? I wanted to get you something you'd use every day. 583 00:47:52,581 --> 00:47:55,277 And I have been using this for almost 10 years now. 584 00:47:55,851 --> 00:47:57,716 Very thoughtful, Alvin. Thank you. 585 00:47:57,886 --> 00:48:00,753 Yeah, the look on your face says it all, Dave. 586 00:48:01,924 --> 00:48:05,223 Oh, nicely done, Theodore. "To Dav." 587 00:48:06,595 --> 00:48:11,396 Let's see, it says, "Merry Christmas. Love, Theodore." 588 00:48:11,567 --> 00:48:15,162 And it's got a nice picture of some pineapples? 589 00:48:15,370 --> 00:48:17,861 Those aren't pineapples. That's our family. 590 00:48:20,509 --> 00:48:25,242 Look, fellas. Let's make sure we understand each other here. 591 00:48:25,614 --> 00:48:27,081 I'm not your... 592 00:48:28,751 --> 00:48:31,845 You know, your dad or anything, right? 593 00:48:32,020 --> 00:48:33,885 But you're like a dad. 594 00:48:37,192 --> 00:48:39,490 Well, not really. 595 00:48:39,661 --> 00:48:42,255 I mean, we're friends for sure. 596 00:48:42,431 --> 00:48:45,525 And I write your music, you know, manage your career. 597 00:48:45,701 --> 00:48:48,033 - Make us sweaters. - Feed us. 598 00:48:48,203 --> 00:48:51,104 Let us sleep in your bed when we have nightmares. 599 00:48:51,540 --> 00:48:53,440 That's what friends do. 600 00:48:56,178 --> 00:48:58,203 So who wants to open their presents? 601 00:48:58,413 --> 00:49:00,608 - Is that a trick question? We do. - Yeah. 602 00:49:00,783 --> 00:49:02,614 - Presents. - Oh, boy. 603 00:49:02,785 --> 00:49:04,184 Presents. Presents. Presents. 604 00:49:04,353 --> 00:49:06,344 I can't wait to open mine first. 605 00:49:06,522 --> 00:49:07,819 Envelopes. 606 00:49:11,426 --> 00:49:12,859 They're savings bonds. 607 00:49:13,028 --> 00:49:14,359 Cool. 608 00:49:14,530 --> 00:49:18,398 You know, in seven years, you're gonna get to buy something really nice. 609 00:49:18,567 --> 00:49:22,435 Do you maybe have any that you bought seven years ago? 610 00:49:23,539 --> 00:49:26,702 - Alvin, manners. - Thank you, Dave. 611 00:49:26,875 --> 00:49:29,366 Yeah. Thanks, Dave. 612 00:49:32,481 --> 00:49:35,882 - Lan? - Who wants presents? 613 00:49:36,652 --> 00:49:38,017 - All right. - Cool. 614 00:49:38,187 --> 00:49:40,348 Hey, there's plenty more where this came from. 615 00:49:40,522 --> 00:49:41,989 Bring them on in, fellas. 616 00:49:42,157 --> 00:49:44,091 - Oh, yeah. - Jackpot. 617 00:49:44,259 --> 00:49:46,090 What are you doing? 618 00:49:46,261 --> 00:49:49,389 - Taking care of my boys. - Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 619 00:49:49,565 --> 00:49:51,533 Weird. What happened to your presents? 620 00:49:51,700 --> 00:49:54,396 - Which one is mine? - That big one is for me, I think. 621 00:49:54,570 --> 00:49:55,696 What did you get them? 622 00:49:56,505 --> 00:49:57,836 Savings bonds. 623 00:49:58,006 --> 00:50:00,099 Great. Just what every kid dreams of. 624 00:50:00,275 --> 00:50:02,436 You're in luck. Your uncle lan came through. 625 00:50:02,611 --> 00:50:05,478 - Cool. - Uncle lan? 626 00:50:06,915 --> 00:50:08,439 Is... Is this for me? 627 00:50:08,617 --> 00:50:10,107 No, it's for Simon. 628 00:50:10,285 --> 00:50:12,719 - Theodore. - Oh, boy. 629 00:50:13,255 --> 00:50:18,022 - And Alvin. - Thank you, Santa. 630 00:50:18,193 --> 00:50:20,684 This is for you. You like the Oak Ridge Boys, right? 631 00:50:20,863 --> 00:50:22,387 Yeah, you're welcome. 632 00:50:22,564 --> 00:50:23,895 And guess what, guys. 633 00:50:24,066 --> 00:50:27,593 Uncle lan is gonna have a big launch party for the new CD. 634 00:50:27,769 --> 00:50:31,796 That's right. Press, paparazzi. Hollywood hotshots. 635 00:50:32,007 --> 00:50:33,304 The whole nine yards. 636 00:50:33,508 --> 00:50:34,634 - Awesome. - Sweet. 637 00:50:34,810 --> 00:50:38,473 Yeah. Dave, you've got one week to write me a new hit single. 638 00:50:38,647 --> 00:50:40,444 All right? Something funky and fresh. 639 00:50:40,616 --> 00:50:42,880 - Peace. We out. - Bye, Uncle lan. 640 00:50:43,051 --> 00:50:46,043 - Merry Christmas. - Now it really is Christmas. 641 00:50:46,221 --> 00:50:48,655 Mayday, mayday. 642 00:50:49,625 --> 00:50:52,253 This way, this way, this way. 643 00:50:52,427 --> 00:50:56,989 All right. All right. Settle in, settle in. Thank you for coming. 644 00:50:57,165 --> 00:50:59,929 It is a very special night tonight. 645 00:51:00,102 --> 00:51:06,007 Here at Jett Records, we pride ourselves on bringing you tomorrow's music today. 646 00:51:06,174 --> 00:51:09,109 Oh, and guess what. I did it again. 647 00:51:09,278 --> 00:51:12,941 Ladies and gentlemen, here to sing their new hit single... 648 00:51:13,115 --> 00:51:19,918 ...give it up for Alvin, Simon and Theodore. 649 00:51:20,088 --> 00:51:22,750 Yeah, in the place to be 650 00:51:22,925 --> 00:51:27,328 Chipmunks on the M-l-C "Witch Doctor" 651 00:51:27,496 --> 00:51:29,088 Everybody, can they do it? 652 00:51:29,264 --> 00:51:30,697 Can they do it? 653 00:51:30,866 --> 00:51:32,925 Come on, people, let's get to it 654 00:51:33,101 --> 00:51:34,159 Let's get to it 655 00:51:34,336 --> 00:51:38,033 Come on, shake, come on, roll Everybody hit the floor 656 00:51:38,206 --> 00:51:42,666 Come on, shake, come on, roll With the Chipmunks, here we go 657 00:51:42,844 --> 00:51:46,336 I told the witch doctor I was in love with you 658 00:51:46,515 --> 00:51:49,848 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me too 659 00:51:50,018 --> 00:51:53,112 And then the witch doctor He told me what to do 660 00:51:53,288 --> 00:51:55,779 He said: Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah 661 00:51:55,958 --> 00:51:57,858 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 662 00:51:58,026 --> 00:52:01,484 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 663 00:52:01,663 --> 00:52:03,221 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah 664 00:52:03,398 --> 00:52:05,491 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 665 00:52:05,667 --> 00:52:09,467 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 666 00:52:09,638 --> 00:52:10,969 Yo, DJ, pump this party! 667 00:52:11,139 --> 00:52:13,073 Everybody, can they do it? 668 00:52:13,241 --> 00:52:14,868 - Can they do it? - Go! Go! Go! 669 00:52:15,043 --> 00:52:16,704 Come on, people, let's get to it 670 00:52:16,878 --> 00:52:18,368 Go! Go! Go! 671 00:52:18,547 --> 00:52:22,244 Come on, shake, come on, roll Everybody hit the floor 672 00:52:22,417 --> 00:52:25,818 Come on, shake, come on, roll With the Chipmunks, here we go 673 00:52:25,988 --> 00:52:28,513 Alvin! Simon! Theodore! 674 00:52:28,690 --> 00:52:32,319 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me true 675 00:52:32,494 --> 00:52:36,021 I told the witch doctor You didn't love me nice 676 00:52:36,198 --> 00:52:38,860 And then the witch doctor He gave me this advice 677 00:52:39,034 --> 00:52:40,831 He said to me: 678 00:52:45,240 --> 00:52:47,333 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 679 00:52:47,509 --> 00:52:51,377 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 680 00:52:51,546 --> 00:52:54,572 You've been keeping love from me 681 00:52:54,750 --> 00:52:58,686 - And that's not very smart - Not very smart 682 00:52:58,854 --> 00:53:04,520 I went out and found myself someone Who'd tell me how to win your heart 683 00:53:08,730 --> 00:53:12,359 My friend the witch doctor He told me what to say 684 00:53:12,534 --> 00:53:16,129 My friend the witch doctor He told me what to do 685 00:53:16,304 --> 00:53:20,365 I know that you'll be mine When I say this to you 686 00:53:22,477 --> 00:53:25,139 - Oh, baby, baby! - Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah 687 00:53:25,313 --> 00:53:27,406 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 688 00:53:27,582 --> 00:53:31,074 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 689 00:53:31,253 --> 00:53:32,948 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah 690 00:53:33,121 --> 00:53:34,952 To the ting to the tang The wallawalla bingbang 691 00:53:35,123 --> 00:53:38,752 Ooh to the eeh the ooh the ah ah Ting tang wallawalla bingbang 692 00:53:44,766 --> 00:53:46,563 Yeah. 693 00:53:49,971 --> 00:53:52,269 All right, party people. You know how we do it. 694 00:53:52,441 --> 00:53:55,604 Get on that dance floor, let me see what you got. 695 00:54:04,319 --> 00:54:06,583 - Thank you. - Thank you. 696 00:54:06,755 --> 00:54:08,950 - You mind if I grab a few pics? - Claire. 697 00:54:10,425 --> 00:54:12,222 - Not at all. Fire away. - Great. 698 00:54:12,794 --> 00:54:16,286 I've got a new assignment. I'm covering your rise to fame. 699 00:54:18,467 --> 00:54:21,436 - Oh, this is Alvin, Simon and Theodore. - Hi. 700 00:54:21,603 --> 00:54:22,968 - Hello. - Hi, Claire. 701 00:54:23,138 --> 00:54:24,628 You're hot. 702 00:54:25,540 --> 00:54:27,599 Forgot you guys haven't officially met. 703 00:54:32,380 --> 00:54:34,109 So, Dave... 704 00:54:34,282 --> 00:54:37,149 ...l'm sorry about that night. I really thought that you... 705 00:54:37,319 --> 00:54:38,479 That I was insane? 706 00:54:39,254 --> 00:54:40,846 I totally understand it. 707 00:54:41,022 --> 00:54:44,219 Talking chipmunks. It's a lot to take in over dinner. 708 00:54:44,392 --> 00:54:49,352 But look at you now. You've got the career, promising future, kids. 709 00:54:49,531 --> 00:54:50,623 You're like a family. 710 00:54:50,799 --> 00:54:53,893 Don't say "family" in front of Dave. It gives him gas. 711 00:54:54,069 --> 00:54:58,005 - Like, clear-the-room gas. - Does not. 712 00:54:58,173 --> 00:54:59,834 He doesn't want a family. 713 00:55:00,008 --> 00:55:02,909 Why don't you guys go and play or raid the dessert table? 714 00:55:03,078 --> 00:55:04,909 Don't take it personally, you guys. 715 00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:07,810 Some people don't know a good thing when they've got it. 716 00:55:07,983 --> 00:55:09,712 Right, Dave? 717 00:55:11,186 --> 00:55:12,881 Claire. 718 00:55:13,288 --> 00:55:17,554 No offense, big guy, but you are not good at this. 719 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:26,524 Hey, what do you think of this? 720 00:55:27,068 --> 00:55:29,366 - What is it? - It's Alvin. 721 00:55:29,538 --> 00:55:31,335 That looks nothing like Alvin. 722 00:55:31,506 --> 00:55:35,033 Well, yeah. It's a prototype. We'll sell a million of these things. 723 00:55:35,210 --> 00:55:38,043 It's voice-activated. Here, say something to it. 724 00:55:38,914 --> 00:55:43,749 Hello, ugly little Alvin doll that looks nothing like Alvin. 725 00:55:45,587 --> 00:55:49,023 - See? You love it. It's Spanish. - You know what? That's just weird. 726 00:55:49,191 --> 00:55:50,590 Come on, Dave, Dave, Dave. 727 00:55:50,759 --> 00:55:53,023 We've got to expand the Munks' fan base. 728 00:55:53,195 --> 00:55:55,629 I mean, forget about the music. 729 00:55:55,830 --> 00:55:59,561 The music is but a means to the big money, okay? 730 00:55:59,734 --> 00:56:03,363 I'm talking about our own fur clothing line, cologne. 731 00:56:03,538 --> 00:56:06,530 Chipmunk Heat, something like that. Chipmunk wine coolers. 732 00:56:06,708 --> 00:56:08,141 - I mean... - They're just kids. 733 00:56:08,343 --> 00:56:09,571 No, they're rats. 734 00:56:09,744 --> 00:56:13,043 And they could make us both so much money... 735 00:56:13,215 --> 00:56:17,948 ...if you just let me work with them. - I can't hear you, the music's too loud. 736 00:56:18,119 --> 00:56:23,455 Don't go against me on this, Dave. I never lose. 737 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:34,598 Has anyone tried the chocolate meatballs? 738 00:56:34,769 --> 00:56:37,829 I'll probably go into insulin shock. But it's worth it. 739 00:56:38,006 --> 00:56:41,669 Oh, a sweet, sweet, sweet molasses meat. 740 00:56:41,876 --> 00:56:45,937 Hey, Alvster. Love the song, bro. 741 00:56:46,114 --> 00:56:48,742 - Up top. - What's up, player? 742 00:56:49,317 --> 00:56:52,912 So I see you're enjoying my little spread that I've put out for you guys. 743 00:56:53,088 --> 00:56:56,251 What am I talking about? You probably eat like this all the time. 744 00:56:56,424 --> 00:56:58,915 Well, Dave says he doesn't wanna spoil us. 745 00:56:59,094 --> 00:57:02,655 Dude, you're a rock star. You're supposed to be spoiled. 746 00:57:02,831 --> 00:57:06,198 I mean, you should be riding in limousines and private planes. 747 00:57:06,401 --> 00:57:10,030 And you should be going to parties like this every night. 748 00:57:10,205 --> 00:57:12,332 Really? Because Dave says we need our sleep. 749 00:57:13,508 --> 00:57:18,104 Look, Alvin, this is hard to say but, I mean, I gotta be upfront about it. 750 00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:23,149 Dave's holding you back, you know. I could be making you 20 large a day. 751 00:57:23,318 --> 00:57:25,946 - Is that a lot? - Yes. 752 00:57:26,121 --> 00:57:28,817 Another thing... I'm not gonna tell you. I will tell you. 753 00:57:28,990 --> 00:57:33,017 Look, behind your back, Dave calls you... 754 00:57:34,329 --> 00:57:35,455 ..."the rats." 755 00:57:38,066 --> 00:57:40,864 - Rats? - Yeah. Whatever, right? I know. 756 00:57:41,036 --> 00:57:44,904 Well, don't let it bother you. I mean, me? I consider you boys family. 757 00:57:45,073 --> 00:57:47,701 And if there's anything you need, anything at all... 758 00:57:47,876 --> 00:57:50,902 ...give your uncle lan a call, all right? 759 00:57:51,079 --> 00:57:54,446 - Oh, right. - Ciao. 760 00:57:58,653 --> 00:58:02,145 Come on, pal. You drive like my grandmother. 761 00:58:02,324 --> 00:58:03,882 Get a wheelchair. Move over! 762 00:58:04,759 --> 00:58:09,856 Hey, guys, look at me. Up, up and away. 763 00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:14,168 Alvin. 764 00:58:14,703 --> 00:58:17,763 Can't help you, Simon. I'm about to take the lead here. 765 00:58:17,972 --> 00:58:20,065 Hey, guys, I have an idea for a new song. 766 00:58:21,576 --> 00:58:22,770 Hey, Dave. 767 00:58:22,977 --> 00:58:26,071 What's going on in here? I thought I told you guys to clean up. 768 00:58:26,247 --> 00:58:27,908 We are. 769 00:58:32,087 --> 00:58:35,784 - Who's that? - Uncle lan hired us a housekeeper. 770 00:58:35,990 --> 00:58:38,083 She's also a masseuse. 771 00:58:42,097 --> 00:58:44,088 Come on, move over, road hog. 772 00:58:44,265 --> 00:58:47,098 Drive it or park it, pal. Get in the slow lane. 773 00:58:47,268 --> 00:58:49,463 - Where did you get that game? - Uncle lan. 774 00:58:49,637 --> 00:58:52,572 Move it or lose it! Get some training wheels, buddy. 775 00:58:53,074 --> 00:58:54,871 Okay, you know what? 776 00:58:55,043 --> 00:58:56,806 That's enough. 777 00:58:57,278 --> 00:58:59,872 What are you doing? I was about to beat my high score. 778 00:59:00,048 --> 00:59:02,414 Too bad. Where's Theodore? 779 00:59:06,087 --> 00:59:07,714 Spit it out. 780 00:59:07,889 --> 00:59:10,255 - Spit it out. - No. 781 00:59:12,127 --> 00:59:13,219 Jett Records. 782 00:59:13,762 --> 00:59:17,789 Okay. That's it. Meeting. Now. Everyone on the couch. 783 00:59:18,433 --> 00:59:20,560 Could you give us a minute? 784 00:59:24,038 --> 00:59:27,565 Guys, look, it's hard, I know. 785 00:59:27,742 --> 00:59:32,145 Three months ago, you were hanging out in a tree somewhere and now you're... 786 00:59:32,313 --> 00:59:35,282 Major rock stars. 787 00:59:35,450 --> 00:59:38,351 Okay. Whatever. My point is just because you're... 788 00:59:38,553 --> 00:59:40,180 Major rock stars. 789 00:59:43,658 --> 00:59:46,024 Doesn't mean you can have or do whatever you want. 790 00:59:46,194 --> 00:59:48,754 Well, Uncle lan says we should always be happy. 791 00:59:48,930 --> 00:59:50,488 Okay, you know what? 792 00:59:50,665 --> 00:59:52,997 He's not your uncle. 793 00:59:53,201 --> 00:59:58,935 He also, David, said that we should be making $20 a day. 794 00:59:59,107 --> 01:00:01,337 Guess what. You're making way more than that. 795 01:00:01,509 --> 01:00:04,205 And because I care, I'm putting it all away for you. 796 01:00:04,379 --> 01:00:06,438 Just like storing nuts for the winter. 797 01:00:06,614 --> 01:00:08,445 Oh, winter's for losers. 798 01:00:08,616 --> 01:00:12,108 Yeah. Shouldn't we have a say in how to build our investment portfolio? 799 01:00:12,587 --> 01:00:16,284 Where is all this coming from? You guys are just kids. 800 01:00:16,458 --> 01:00:20,053 - Kids, Dave, or rats? - What? 801 01:00:20,228 --> 01:00:23,026 Well, Uncle lan says we're like his family. 802 01:00:23,198 --> 01:00:26,031 Oh, yeah? Well, if you love Uncle lan so much... 803 01:00:26,201 --> 01:00:28,362 ...and don't think I'm watching out for you... 804 01:00:28,536 --> 01:00:30,697 ...why don't you go live with Uncle lan? 805 01:00:41,916 --> 01:00:43,474 Dave? 806 01:00:44,385 --> 01:00:45,818 Are you still mad at us? 807 01:00:47,021 --> 01:00:48,716 Dave? 808 01:00:58,066 --> 01:01:01,263 "Dear fellas, I'm sorry, but... 809 01:01:02,036 --> 01:01:05,494 You should go back to your real home in the forest." 810 01:01:05,673 --> 01:01:08,506 I guess he really does want us to go. 811 01:01:20,355 --> 01:01:22,220 I told you, Dave. 812 01:01:22,390 --> 01:01:24,381 I never lose. 813 01:01:50,919 --> 01:01:55,322 Boys, welcome to your new home. 814 01:02:01,195 --> 01:02:05,222 - Oh, yeah. Daddy's home. - Yeah. 815 01:02:05,400 --> 01:02:07,664 Can we play with all this stuff? 816 01:02:07,835 --> 01:02:10,235 Sure, why not? It's your house. 817 01:02:10,405 --> 01:02:12,771 So, what are the rules around here? 818 01:02:13,508 --> 01:02:16,841 Oh, I do have one rule... 819 01:02:17,011 --> 01:02:20,139 ...that there are no rules! - Cool. 820 01:02:31,459 --> 01:02:33,586 Four degrees elevation. 821 01:02:33,761 --> 01:02:36,093 Six degrees azimuth. 822 01:02:37,265 --> 01:02:39,256 Fire! 823 01:02:50,812 --> 01:02:53,713 Prepare to face the fury of my vengeance. 824 01:02:53,881 --> 01:02:56,008 Don't make me laugh. 825 01:02:56,184 --> 01:02:58,675 Pray for a quick demise, young chipmunk. 826 01:02:58,853 --> 01:03:01,151 Uppercut. Left. Fake-out, fake-out. 827 01:03:09,897 --> 01:03:13,560 Your kung fu is no match for my rockets. 828 01:03:15,169 --> 01:03:16,761 Sneak attack. 829 01:03:19,474 --> 01:03:21,203 Okay, Simon. That's enough. 830 01:03:21,676 --> 01:03:23,803 I'm finished now. Simon. 831 01:03:23,978 --> 01:03:26,003 - Hey, give me that. - Let go, Alvin. 832 01:03:26,180 --> 01:03:27,272 Oh, come on. 833 01:03:30,318 --> 01:03:32,309 - You had a turn. - Who says you get a turn? 834 01:03:32,487 --> 01:03:33,715 Give me that. 835 01:03:36,858 --> 01:03:38,655 Simon! 836 01:03:38,826 --> 01:03:41,090 - You got to try. - Get your mangy paws off of it. 837 01:03:44,098 --> 01:03:45,656 - Scram. - I want it. 838 01:03:45,833 --> 01:03:47,824 Alvin, you don't decide. 839 01:04:00,515 --> 01:04:05,077 - Why didn't the airbags deploy? - Theodore, don't go into the light. 840 01:04:05,586 --> 01:04:08,077 - Let's do it again. - Awesome. 841 01:04:08,256 --> 01:04:10,190 - Playing hard? - Oh, yes. 842 01:04:10,358 --> 01:04:12,087 Good. 843 01:04:12,260 --> 01:04:17,129 Because tomorrow, you start working hard. Coast to coast in five days. 844 01:04:17,331 --> 01:04:20,630 Well, Dave says that touring is no life for a kid. 845 01:04:20,835 --> 01:04:23,531 For a normal kid. You guys are superstars. 846 01:04:23,705 --> 01:04:25,696 - Yes. - Which reminds me... 847 01:04:25,873 --> 01:04:28,774 ...Simon, let's get rid of these boring glasses. 848 01:04:29,277 --> 01:04:35,216 And try on these super cool in-the-now glasses. 849 01:04:35,383 --> 01:04:37,283 Oh, my God, oh. 850 01:04:37,452 --> 01:04:40,444 These would be great if I could see out of them. 851 01:04:40,621 --> 01:04:44,489 Your eyes will adjust. Come on, boys. Let's hit the road. 852 01:04:44,659 --> 01:04:46,126 - Shotgun. - Hit the road. 853 01:04:46,294 --> 01:04:47,852 Alvin... 854 01:05:38,279 --> 01:05:40,975 Give me a big fella. Alvin, big, big. 855 01:05:41,716 --> 01:05:45,015 No hiding. Come on, come on. Make love to the camera. 856 01:05:45,186 --> 01:05:50,317 Sell it. Big smile. Yes. Theodore, chin out. Yeah. That's it. 857 01:05:50,491 --> 01:05:53,358 Good stuff. There you go. Come on, get in there. 858 01:05:53,528 --> 01:05:55,553 Strong. Give me some booty. 859 01:05:55,730 --> 01:05:58,961 Spank it. There you got it. Now you got it. 860 01:06:06,174 --> 01:06:10,736 If the Chipmunks like Crunchy Nibbles, your pet will love them. 861 01:06:10,945 --> 01:06:12,640 Cut. 862 01:06:13,147 --> 01:06:14,978 Here we are. 863 01:06:16,684 --> 01:06:18,481 Okay? All right? 864 01:07:01,996 --> 01:07:03,258 Hold it. 865 01:07:03,431 --> 01:07:04,557 We're not done. 866 01:07:04,732 --> 01:07:06,029 - You tell me. - Killing me. 867 01:07:06,200 --> 01:07:08,259 - What do you want? - You are killing me here. 868 01:07:08,436 --> 01:07:11,303 There's no button I can push that wakes them to sing notes. 869 01:07:11,505 --> 01:07:13,405 You kidding? There's 5000 buttons here. 870 01:07:13,574 --> 01:07:16,372 - What button do you want me to push? - Fine. I've got it. 871 01:07:17,745 --> 01:07:22,375 All right, guys. Guess what your uncle lan brought you. Coffee. 872 01:07:23,417 --> 01:07:25,146 I love toffee. 873 01:07:25,319 --> 01:07:30,882 No, it's coffee, Theodore, coffee. It's a... Like a super cool energy health drink... 874 01:07:31,058 --> 01:07:37,850 ...with whipped cream and caramel and two pumps of chocolate. 875 01:07:38,266 --> 01:07:40,131 Enjoy. 876 01:07:42,637 --> 01:07:44,468 That ought to keep them awake. 877 01:08:29,550 --> 01:08:31,484 - Get munk'd - Go, go, go 878 01:08:31,652 --> 01:08:35,019 Yeah, Chipmunks Always can get munk'd 879 01:08:35,189 --> 01:08:36,952 Hey, hey, hey 880 01:08:37,124 --> 01:08:39,388 Come and get munk'd With the Chipmunk rugrats 881 01:08:39,593 --> 01:08:43,120 Come and get munk'd with the Munks Get munk'd with the Chipmunk rugrats 882 01:08:43,297 --> 01:08:44,958 Come and get munk'd with the Munks 883 01:08:45,132 --> 01:08:48,863 Stop, stop. Come on, guys. We need more energy, okay? 884 01:08:49,036 --> 01:08:53,735 We need more dry ice. We need more, you know, wow. All right? 885 01:08:53,908 --> 01:08:55,876 We're the Chipmunks, for crying out loud. 886 01:08:56,043 --> 01:08:58,841 This is absurd. I feel like P. Diddy with fur. 887 01:08:59,013 --> 01:09:02,676 And to be honest, the new songs don't really sound like us. 888 01:09:02,850 --> 01:09:06,513 Well, you know what I think? I think the new direction is perfect, you know. 889 01:09:06,687 --> 01:09:08,712 It's all about today's edge. 890 01:09:08,889 --> 01:09:11,084 Dave always said it was all about the music. 891 01:09:11,258 --> 01:09:12,555 "Dave always said..." 892 01:09:12,727 --> 01:09:17,858 You know what? Dave, Dave, Dave. Dave is not here, okay? It's me. 893 01:09:18,032 --> 01:09:21,934 It's fun Uncle lan, all right? Okay? 894 01:09:23,904 --> 01:09:27,101 What are you...? What are you gonna say? What's your name? 895 01:09:27,274 --> 01:09:30,209 - Taffy. - Taffy? What kind of name is Taffy? 896 01:09:30,378 --> 01:09:31,743 What do you do? 897 01:09:31,912 --> 01:09:34,904 - Choreography. - I don't know what "choreography" is. 898 01:09:35,082 --> 01:09:37,676 - What is that? - It's dance. 899 01:09:37,852 --> 01:09:43,586 Oh, is it dancing? Well, next time say, you know, "I'm the dance guy..." Hello? 900 01:09:44,025 --> 01:09:47,586 Who? Dave Seville. 901 01:09:48,062 --> 01:09:50,257 Name rings a bell. A dead... 902 01:09:50,598 --> 01:09:51,724 ...broken bell. 903 01:09:51,899 --> 01:09:55,232 - Just let me talk to the guys. - I don't think that's such a good idea. 904 01:09:55,403 --> 01:09:58,861 The boys are still stinging a little bit from you kicking them out. 905 01:09:59,040 --> 01:10:02,203 - That's not what happened. - Denial. 906 01:10:02,376 --> 01:10:04,776 So, what's this I hear about a European tour? 907 01:10:04,945 --> 01:10:07,470 You're taking them away for six months? 908 01:10:07,681 --> 01:10:10,741 No, 12 actually. If we can get China to go chipmunk. 909 01:10:10,918 --> 01:10:12,647 Twelve? 910 01:10:12,820 --> 01:10:15,914 Look, I just wanted to say hi. See how they're doing. 911 01:10:16,090 --> 01:10:18,081 They're doing great. They're loving life. 912 01:10:18,259 --> 01:10:19,726 Living large. 913 01:10:19,894 --> 01:10:23,057 Face it, Dave. They've moved on. 914 01:10:23,230 --> 01:10:26,256 - They're happy now. - Look, lan, I wanna talk to them. 915 01:10:26,434 --> 01:10:27,492 Put them on the phone. 916 01:10:27,701 --> 01:10:30,135 Yeah, I don't think that's gonna happen, Dave. 917 01:10:30,304 --> 01:10:32,272 Got a world tour, gonna start tomorrow. 918 01:10:32,440 --> 01:10:34,670 And these guys don't need the extra pressure. 919 01:10:34,842 --> 01:10:37,402 - We'll send you a postcard. - Lan, you can't do this. 920 01:10:37,578 --> 01:10:40,638 They're not ready for something like that. They're just kids. 921 01:10:40,815 --> 01:10:43,784 - I'm gonna see them. - Look, Dave, I'm... Wait. 922 01:10:43,951 --> 01:10:45,077 - Lan? - Yeah? What? 923 01:10:45,252 --> 01:10:47,277 - Lan. - I can't... 924 01:10:54,028 --> 01:10:55,518 lan... 925 01:10:55,729 --> 01:10:57,356 ...was that Dave? 926 01:11:00,367 --> 01:11:03,427 Yes. Yes, it was. 927 01:11:03,604 --> 01:11:06,266 He wanted me to let you know he's great and he's happy. 928 01:11:06,440 --> 01:11:09,307 He's really, really happy. So... All right. 929 01:11:09,477 --> 01:11:12,173 And is he coming to the show? 930 01:11:14,682 --> 01:11:18,675 You know what? I sent him tickets. And here's the thing, he sent them back. 931 01:11:18,853 --> 01:11:23,984 Yeah, I know. I guess he's busy, you know. Got better things to do. 932 01:11:24,158 --> 01:11:26,558 Hey, come on. What's with the long furry faces? 933 01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:29,126 We're gonna have fun. We're gonna have a big show. 934 01:11:29,296 --> 01:11:32,527 I'll tell you what, you guys like deep-tissue massage? All right? 935 01:11:32,700 --> 01:11:35,396 I know a guy. Let me call my guy. I'll get on that. 936 01:11:35,836 --> 01:11:38,361 Hey, captain, come here. 937 01:11:38,539 --> 01:11:39,665 Listen. 938 01:11:39,840 --> 01:11:43,367 Dave Seville. Learn the name, look for the face. 939 01:11:43,544 --> 01:11:46,741 If he shows up tomorrow night, he doesn't get near my chipmunks. 940 01:11:46,914 --> 01:11:49,815 - Got it? Okay. - Got it. 941 01:12:04,165 --> 01:12:05,325 Uncle lan? 942 01:12:12,039 --> 01:12:15,202 - What are you doing here? - Can I sleep with you? 943 01:12:15,376 --> 01:12:16,741 I had a nightmare. 944 01:12:17,178 --> 01:12:20,443 Oh, you had a nightmare? 945 01:12:20,614 --> 01:12:23,777 I had a nightmare too. In my nightmare... 946 01:12:23,951 --> 01:12:30,356 ...I had to put together 37 dates in 42 days, in 16 different countries. 947 01:12:30,524 --> 01:12:35,689 And I had to coordinate 121 different radio and print interviews... 948 01:12:35,863 --> 01:12:38,229 ...in five different languages. 949 01:12:38,399 --> 01:12:41,266 But you know what, Theo? The only difference is... 950 01:12:41,435 --> 01:12:46,964 ...in my nightmare, when I open my eyes, it doesn't end. 951 01:12:47,141 --> 01:12:50,201 So is that a no? 952 01:13:21,008 --> 01:13:22,669 Guys... 953 01:13:22,977 --> 01:13:24,842 ...I wanna go home. 954 01:13:25,012 --> 01:13:27,344 What do you mean? You are home. 955 01:13:27,514 --> 01:13:30,176 No, I mean, "home" home. 956 01:13:30,384 --> 01:13:32,409 You know, with Dave. 957 01:13:32,586 --> 01:13:36,283 But, Theodore, come on. Wake up and smell the toffee. 958 01:13:36,457 --> 01:13:42,453 Dave doesn't even want us. He doesn't care enough to even come to our show. 959 01:13:44,298 --> 01:13:47,665 Here's Julianne Reynolds with today's entertainment news. 960 01:13:47,835 --> 01:13:50,303 Too tired to rock? The Chipmunks might be. 961 01:13:50,471 --> 01:13:54,532 Rumor of exhaustion and voice strain are swirling around the singing sensation. 962 01:13:54,708 --> 01:13:58,872 Is it because of toaster waffle overload? Or a rigorous tour schedule? 963 01:13:59,046 --> 01:14:02,538 It's hard to say. But manager-producer lan Hawke has assured Fox... 964 01:14:02,716 --> 01:14:05,116 ...the trio will make their first stop tonight... 965 01:14:05,286 --> 01:14:11,020 ...on their highly anticipated world tour at the Orpheum Theatre in Los Angeles. 966 01:14:13,060 --> 01:14:14,687 That's it. 967 01:14:35,316 --> 01:14:36,977 Okay. 968 01:14:41,155 --> 01:14:44,818 You three sound like you've been gargling nails. 969 01:14:45,959 --> 01:14:48,587 - I'll cover for you. - Thank you. 970 01:14:49,730 --> 01:14:51,561 Can we get Wardrobe down here, please? 971 01:14:51,732 --> 01:14:53,324 Well? 972 01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:58,233 I could give you a lot of fancy terms, but, bottom line, they're exhausted. 973 01:14:58,405 --> 01:15:02,171 Okay, well, give them a shot or a cream or a pill or something. 974 01:15:02,343 --> 01:15:05,676 I've invested every dime I have in these guys. 975 01:15:05,846 --> 01:15:08,280 They need a long rest. 976 01:15:08,482 --> 01:15:12,782 A long rest. Are you...? Okay. Yeah, a long rest, right. 977 01:15:13,087 --> 01:15:15,385 Right, yeah. I'm not a doctor, so... 978 01:15:15,556 --> 01:15:18,354 I'll get them that rest. Thank you. I'll take care of it. 979 01:15:18,525 --> 01:15:21,426 Thank you so much. I will... I appreciate it. Hey, hey, doc. 980 01:15:21,595 --> 01:15:23,790 Chipmunk fever, catch it. 981 01:15:25,933 --> 01:15:27,798 Knock, knock. 982 01:15:28,435 --> 01:15:31,632 So listen, guys, I just talked to the doctor. 983 01:15:31,805 --> 01:15:34,865 And I don't feel right about sending you guys out like this. 984 01:15:35,509 --> 01:15:37,602 So you're gonna cancel the show? 985 01:15:38,212 --> 01:15:41,272 No. No, then I'd have to give out refunds. 986 01:15:41,448 --> 01:15:45,714 No. What I'm talking about is having you guys lip-synch. Yeah. 987 01:15:45,886 --> 01:15:47,319 Isn't that like cheating? 988 01:15:47,521 --> 01:15:51,150 No, it's not like cheating. It's... Cheating is wrong. 989 01:15:51,325 --> 01:15:54,624 This is more like helping. Yeah, all the superstars do it. 990 01:15:54,795 --> 01:15:58,731 Just make sure that you mouth the words exactly like we recorded them. 991 01:15:58,899 --> 01:16:01,629 - Otherwise, people will know. - That we're cheating. 992 01:16:03,270 --> 01:16:07,172 - No. - Guys, what other choice do we have? 993 01:16:07,341 --> 01:16:10,640 Yeah. See? That's why he's the one with the letter. 994 01:16:10,811 --> 01:16:12,779 All right, guys, tighten up. 995 01:16:12,946 --> 01:16:18,316 And remember, mouth the words and no one will know. 996 01:16:18,485 --> 01:16:20,077 Love you. 997 01:16:29,129 --> 01:16:30,460 You know you got it made 998 01:16:30,631 --> 01:16:32,861 When you drop your Escalade For the drop top 999 01:16:33,066 --> 01:16:35,626 Iced out, rocks hot Droppin' dollars, ladies holler 1000 01:16:35,803 --> 01:16:40,137 Hey, gotta get that cream 1001 01:16:40,307 --> 01:16:42,775 You know you got it made When they send in a parade 1002 01:16:42,943 --> 01:16:45,036 When you drop down Write a check in town 1003 01:16:45,212 --> 01:16:47,976 All just for one day 1004 01:16:48,148 --> 01:16:51,709 Gotta get that cream 1005 01:16:55,489 --> 01:17:01,121 - Don't you know that's how they roll? - Roll, roll, roll 1006 01:17:01,295 --> 01:17:06,892 Can you get down with the Funk, funk, funk of the Chipmunks? 1007 01:17:07,100 --> 01:17:08,294 Baby, you know 1008 01:17:08,469 --> 01:17:12,530 Funk, funk, funk of the Chipmunks 1009 01:17:18,712 --> 01:17:21,374 Oh, come on, you gotta have one more ticket. 1010 01:17:21,548 --> 01:17:22,913 Sorry. 1011 01:17:23,851 --> 01:17:25,876 Come on, here's Theodore 1012 01:17:26,053 --> 01:17:28,521 You're here to stay When you're always getting paid 1013 01:17:28,689 --> 01:17:33,888 And it don't stop, never, no It won't stop no matter what they say 1014 01:17:34,061 --> 01:17:36,723 - Gotta live the dream - Take it, Simon 1015 01:17:36,897 --> 01:17:39,491 You're here to stay When your honeys think you hit 1016 01:17:39,666 --> 01:17:41,725 'Cause we gots it Everybody watch it 1017 01:17:41,902 --> 01:17:46,703 I love it. You love it? Chipmunk fever. Catch it, baby. 1018 01:17:50,444 --> 01:17:51,570 Dave Seville. 1019 01:17:52,446 --> 01:17:55,244 No, there's no Dave Seville on this list. 1020 01:17:55,415 --> 01:17:59,078 You know what? That's fine. I'm the editor of the L.A. Music Journal. 1021 01:17:59,253 --> 01:18:01,221 - No, I don't think so. - He's with me. 1022 01:18:02,556 --> 01:18:04,547 He's my assistant. 1023 01:18:05,659 --> 01:18:06,785 Okay. 1024 01:18:07,261 --> 01:18:08,353 Thanks, Claire. 1025 01:18:08,529 --> 01:18:10,963 What's going on, Dave? What are you...? 1026 01:18:13,600 --> 01:18:16,967 I gotta get my boys back but lan's trying to keep me out. 1027 01:18:17,170 --> 01:18:18,364 Your boys. 1028 01:18:18,906 --> 01:18:21,466 I know that probably sounds weird coming from me. 1029 01:18:22,109 --> 01:18:23,872 It's a good weird, though. 1030 01:18:24,378 --> 01:18:27,472 Because after all I did to mess up everything, including you... 1031 01:18:27,681 --> 01:18:32,778 - Dave, your boys. We should go. - Right. Okay. 1032 01:18:33,387 --> 01:18:36,823 How we roll 1033 01:18:36,990 --> 01:18:39,458 How we roll 1034 01:18:39,826 --> 01:18:41,953 Come on, can you feel it? 1035 01:18:42,129 --> 01:18:46,395 - How we roll - Yeah, yeah, come on 1036 01:18:46,800 --> 01:18:49,826 If you're gonna do something, do it fast. Here. 1037 01:18:50,003 --> 01:18:52,233 - You're press, remember? - Thanks. 1038 01:18:52,406 --> 01:18:57,275 Roll 1039 01:18:57,978 --> 01:18:59,775 - Let's go, pal. - I'm a photographer. 1040 01:18:59,947 --> 01:19:01,938 - I have a press pass. - You're out of here. 1041 01:19:02,649 --> 01:19:05,083 Alvin! Alvin! 1042 01:19:07,521 --> 01:19:10,081 Alvin! 1043 01:19:10,257 --> 01:19:15,024 - Dave! He's here. - It's Dave. 1044 01:19:21,835 --> 01:19:23,496 What's going on? 1045 01:19:23,670 --> 01:19:25,331 Alvin, what are you doing? 1046 01:19:25,505 --> 01:19:28,338 I'm sending a message to our dear old uncle lan. 1047 01:19:28,508 --> 01:19:31,841 - Sounds like a plan to me. - Me too. 1048 01:19:38,018 --> 01:19:39,645 Come on, guys. 1049 01:19:41,154 --> 01:19:42,246 Hey, lan... 1050 01:19:43,357 --> 01:19:46,155 ...kiss my furry cheeks. 1051 01:19:48,295 --> 01:19:50,627 Here, hold on to that. 1052 01:19:51,031 --> 01:19:52,794 Top of the morning to you. 1053 01:19:58,839 --> 01:20:00,636 Get off my set. 1054 01:20:01,775 --> 01:20:03,675 Are you ready to rock? 1055 01:20:05,045 --> 01:20:06,239 Turn it up, girl. 1056 01:20:06,413 --> 01:20:08,347 How we roll 1057 01:20:11,818 --> 01:20:13,046 How we roll 1058 01:20:13,220 --> 01:20:14,585 I feel fine. 1059 01:20:16,323 --> 01:20:21,056 Alvin, Simon, Theodore! Come on, guys, we're going home. 1060 01:20:21,228 --> 01:20:23,162 Move, move. 1061 01:20:24,998 --> 01:20:26,488 Let's go. 1062 01:20:28,835 --> 01:20:32,862 - Get them. - Look out. Run. 1063 01:20:35,075 --> 01:20:36,770 Hi. 1064 01:20:36,943 --> 01:20:38,205 Bye. 1065 01:20:38,812 --> 01:20:42,248 Eenie, meenie, minie, mo 1066 01:20:42,416 --> 01:20:45,943 Miss a chipmunk because you're slow 1067 01:20:47,888 --> 01:20:49,788 Watch your knees. 1068 01:20:49,956 --> 01:20:53,289 - Sorry. - Come on, big fella. Come on. Come on. 1069 01:20:53,460 --> 01:20:55,291 A little bit closer. 1070 01:20:55,462 --> 01:20:58,454 Come on, right there. Perfect. 1071 01:20:59,566 --> 01:21:02,057 He'll feel that in the morning. 1072 01:21:03,937 --> 01:21:06,701 - Guys. - Dave! 1073 01:21:07,908 --> 01:21:10,206 You're not going anywhere. 1074 01:21:10,844 --> 01:21:11,902 What are you doing? 1075 01:21:12,079 --> 01:21:14,479 - Put us down. - Let me go. 1076 01:21:14,648 --> 01:21:16,479 - Hey. - You better study your French. 1077 01:21:16,650 --> 01:21:20,086 - You're going to Paris tonight. Okay? - Let go. Just had my tail redone. 1078 01:21:20,253 --> 01:21:21,811 - No, wait. - Put it with my stuff. 1079 01:21:21,988 --> 01:21:24,786 - Let us out of here. Let us out of here. - No. 1080 01:21:24,958 --> 01:21:27,927 What? Lan, they don't want this anymore. Just let them go. 1081 01:21:28,962 --> 01:21:32,898 But the guy just left. You should have said something about five seconds ago. 1082 01:21:33,066 --> 01:21:34,658 Come back. 1083 01:21:35,502 --> 01:21:39,802 Lan, they need a real life. Not all of this. 1084 01:21:39,973 --> 01:21:42,407 Besides, they just ruined the concert. 1085 01:21:42,576 --> 01:21:46,137 Word will get out, no one will come to see them. 1086 01:21:46,780 --> 01:21:52,150 Dave, they're chipmunks who talk. People will come. 1087 01:21:52,986 --> 01:21:54,351 Guys, with me. 1088 01:21:54,521 --> 01:22:00,300 Roll, that's how we roll 1089 01:22:07,334 --> 01:22:09,768 You'll never take us alive. 1090 01:22:09,936 --> 01:22:12,370 They just did take us alive, Alvin. 1091 01:22:12,539 --> 01:22:14,370 It's a figure of speech, Simon. 1092 01:22:14,541 --> 01:22:18,637 Instead of criticizing me, why not use your big brain to think of a way out? 1093 01:22:31,458 --> 01:22:33,653 Go, go, go. Go. 1094 01:22:43,036 --> 01:22:44,833 Come on. 1095 01:22:51,945 --> 01:22:55,210 Step on it, Dave. You're losing him. 1096 01:23:04,991 --> 01:23:06,856 How did you guys? 1097 01:23:07,027 --> 01:23:08,517 We are talking chipmunks, Dave. 1098 01:23:08,695 --> 01:23:13,325 We can get out of a cat carrier. Not even hard to do. 1099 01:23:13,500 --> 01:23:15,365 You came back for us. 1100 01:23:16,670 --> 01:23:20,106 Well, of course I came back. We're a family. 1101 01:23:20,740 --> 01:23:22,264 Holy nuts. 1102 01:23:23,109 --> 01:23:25,202 - What? - Am I going crazy? 1103 01:23:25,378 --> 01:23:26,970 Or did he just say "family"? 1104 01:23:28,615 --> 01:23:31,516 I know... 1105 01:23:33,220 --> 01:23:35,120 ...but I really missed you guys. 1106 01:23:35,288 --> 01:23:37,279 I missed you too, Dave. 1107 01:23:39,526 --> 01:23:41,221 Me too. 1108 01:23:41,394 --> 01:23:47,390 - So did Alvin. He's too cool to admit it. - Yeah, too macho. 1109 01:23:48,702 --> 01:23:51,398 Missed you too. 1110 01:23:51,571 --> 01:23:54,472 Sorry, I had some sentimentality stuck in my throat. 1111 01:23:54,641 --> 01:23:58,737 I just said, I missed you too. 1112 01:23:58,912 --> 01:24:00,880 Whatever. Who are you guys to judge me? 1113 01:24:01,047 --> 01:24:04,278 Okay, you know what? I miss my friend Dave, okay? 1114 01:24:04,451 --> 01:24:08,751 I'll scream it from the rooftops. And I'm not afraid. I'm not ashamed. 1115 01:24:08,922 --> 01:24:12,085 That's right. I love you, Dave. 1116 01:24:14,661 --> 01:24:15,787 Come here. 1117 01:24:19,599 --> 01:24:21,624 - Dave? - Yes, Alvin? 1118 01:24:21,801 --> 01:24:24,463 Now can I steer? Oh, please, please, please. 1119 01:24:24,638 --> 01:24:28,165 - I want to work the windshield wipers. - Oh, and I'd like to beep the horn. 1120 01:24:28,341 --> 01:24:30,571 Have at it, fellas. 1121 01:24:31,811 --> 01:24:34,473 - I'm a good beeper. - Save some horn for the rest of us. 1122 01:24:34,648 --> 01:24:37,776 - Come on, Dave, drive faster. - Not with you steering. 1123 01:24:37,951 --> 01:24:40,112 Dave, you drive like a sleepy old bear. 1124 01:24:40,287 --> 01:24:43,279 - Okay, Alvin, that's enough. - Enough of what? Of being awesome? 1125 01:24:43,456 --> 01:24:44,787 Alvin, I said that's enough. 1126 01:24:44,958 --> 01:24:47,483 Hey, look, Dave, no paws. 1127 01:24:49,629 --> 01:24:55,124 Hey, if you guys behave, maybe I'll let you call me "Uncle lan" again. 1128 01:24:55,302 --> 01:24:56,860 Deal? 1129 01:25:16,957 --> 01:25:23,658 No! 1130 01:25:30,870 --> 01:25:32,394 Claire. 1131 01:25:32,605 --> 01:25:33,663 - Hey. - Come on in. 1132 01:25:35,675 --> 01:25:38,041 - Hi, Claire. - Well, hello, Clarina. 1133 01:25:38,211 --> 01:25:40,202 - Hi, guys. - Hope you like toaster waffles. 1134 01:25:40,613 --> 01:25:44,515 And, for us classy chipmunks, a bit of the bubbly. 1135 01:25:45,518 --> 01:25:48,510 Stupid cork. Doesn't... 1136 01:25:55,195 --> 01:25:57,129 I'm not gonna say it. 1137 01:25:58,698 --> 01:25:59,756 Good grief. 1138 01:26:01,501 --> 01:26:03,526 Are you still not gonna say it? 1139 01:26:03,703 --> 01:26:04,863 Nope. 1140 01:26:09,075 --> 01:26:15,105 I'm gonna say it. Alvin! 1141 01:26:15,281 --> 01:26:17,146 Okay! 1142 01:26:30,964 --> 01:26:33,262 Okay, guys, come on, let's try it again. 1143 01:26:33,433 --> 01:26:36,061 Here we go, and sing. 1144 01:26:36,236 --> 01:26:41,037 Come on, sing for your uncle lan. Come on, sing. 1145 01:26:41,207 --> 01:26:43,801 Why...? Why won't you sing? 1146 01:26:43,977 --> 01:26:46,377 You know, I said, sing. 1147 01:26:46,546 --> 01:26:48,571 Sing.